"Right now it's pretty clear the Bushes (Prez
and Guv) and Congresses (fed and FL),
and all the courts, are closing their doors
to the Schindlers. The GOP has been bitten hard
by this little gambit, and they must realize
there's no advantage to them if the tube is reinserted.
They'd just have to go through the same farce
again sometime in the future. But did anyone
notice how the Prez skipped out and let the
Guv take the heat? And has the Prez made any
statements about the Red Lake, Minnesota, tragedy?
I hadn't heard. And does anyone else
think the Guv has his fingers crossed that Ms.
Schiavo doesn't die on Good Friday? If she does,
the Fetus People will go ballistic. I can already
see the faded T-shirts showing a crucified Terri
Schiavo being welcomed into heaven by Buddy
Ten die in Minnesota, Bush has to ignore them because he goes
down on six-inch gun barrels.
A lady dies in 1987, now her family wants peace, so the Monkey jumps right
into the muck.
is so precious..."
Agrees to Sell F-16s to Pakistan
When Al Qaeda takes over, they can use them against us
should India be worried?
Bush agreed to sell F-16 fighter jets to
Pakistan in a major policy shift
rewarding a key war ally, angering its nuclear
Though no final decision has been made "at
this point" on similar F-16 sales to India,
the BFEE hinted they'd be happy to make multi-millions
from that sale, too
So, it's a win-win all around for Bush.
He gets to reward the only nation that
has sold nuke secrets and materials to terrorists,
and picks up a super-profitable counter-sale to
their hated nuclear enemy in India.
Coalition says "F" USA Patriot Act
Everybody hates Bush now - so can't we impeach him?
The ACLU, long vilified by conservatives,
has joined forces with right-wing groups
the ACU, ATR and the FCF to spearhead the 'F the
Patriot Act" coalition.
''Checks and balances are absolutely essential,
even and especially during times of threat,''
said FPA leader Bob Barr, a baby-killing
scumbag from Georgia who voted for the law in 2001.
''Our message is universal. Liberty is not divisible,
even in the face of terrorism, and we must not
allow any part of it to be sacrificed in our efforts
to defeat acts of terrorism.''
"Jeb Bush is having his staff water the plants
in the Governor's Mansion,
but he won't let Terry Schiavo have any of
that water and she's going to die!
Why do you put plants above poor Terri Schiavo,
-- some handjob with a megaphone on
CNN at 10 minutes past every hour
Where is the Rove genius?
Why isn't he saving the Bush bastards from this torpedo?
flew in to help, Jeb!"
approval rating hits new low
Monkey is at 45 percent, Clinton was 70s during impeachment
Pollsters attributed the president's lackluster
showing to economic worries,
high fuel prices and a public backlash against
his entry into the Schiavo case.
Have you seen the numbers on this?
18 percent say the GOP is sincere, 82 percent say the GOP
is just being a bunch of dicks.
Two-thirds of fundie-Christians say the Bush bastards should to
mind their own business.
injury therapy being underfunded
Bush cuts vet benefits to give more billions to the
According to doctors at Walter Reed, 60
percent of the wounded soldiers
coming back from Iraq have traumatic brain injuries.
Unfortunately, the Bush administration has
recently completely zeroed out funding
for the Federal TBI Act, which provides exactly
this kind of help.
In Vermont, due to recent decisions concerning
budgetary shortfalls, TBI survivors
are now prevented from entering the Vermont TBI
Medicaid Waiver Program,
which delivers exactly this kind of help.
...and the Democrats can't figure a way
to make that a campaign issue?
Kerry could've made that a cornerstone of his campaign,
In 2000, Bush kept repeating to our armed
forces, "Help is on the way!"
And he has screwed them over again and again and
Kerry couldn't make that work?
"We see Terri as a vibrant and fairly healthy,
except she's severely brain damaged."
Schiavo's sister, Attribution
CNN is going from one breathless scumbag reporter to the next,
giving a minute-by-minute account
of every rant by every religio-crazy who can afford a megaphone and a plane
ticket to Florida.
Meanwhile, Wolf the Whore has flown to Baghdad so he can report
to us live every twenty minutes
that nothing is new. I sure hope he's safe - I'd hate for an evildoer
to frag his smug ass - right on the air.
Thanks a million for letting me know about
Don't know why I hadn't found it before.
Keep fighting the good fight, and if you
haven't mentioned it
recently you might sent some kudos to Truthout.com
Marion in Savannah
myths about the Schiavo case
Myth: Theresa Schiavo could get better.
Yes, theoretically, in a parallel universe,
two hundred years in the future where Star Trek is actually real,
Dr. McCoy could travel back in time and stumble
across Mrs. Schiavo and give her a pill (which she
couldn't swallow, since swallowing is a conscious
action) and she would regrow her cerebral cortex.
Mr. Spock would then find the keeper of her katra
and restore her personality via a Vulcan Mind Meld™.
But, short of that, no, she won't get better.
Subject: "Give us a child
until he's six, and he is ours for life."
I was indoctinated into the Catholic Church
run by Jesuits in the early '60's.
The only thing that saved me from losing my mind
was the skills I learned in public
high school dealing with critical thinking, and
classes studying the "Great Ideas"
authors (Plato, Locke, Rousseau, etc.).
What these studies encouraged was an enjoyable
and relentless search for the truth
- wherever it may lead. People with this
type of attitude do not make good "pliable"
citizens that can be swayed by rhetoric. Is
it any wonder that the GOP constantly
attacks public education and supports the growth
Bart, this is me and my three sisters with Al
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The Bartcop sticker isn't very clear here,
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at the moon, Washington-style
by Gene Lyons
Recently, the D. C. pundits started baying
about George W. Bush’s brilliant success
bringing "democracy" to the Middle East. "Lately
even the harshest critics of Bush have
been forced to admit: Maybe he’s right about
freedom’s march around the globe,"
Brian Williams announced on NBC Nightly News. "What
if we are watching an example
ofpresidential leadership that will be taught in
America’s schools for generations to come?
It’s an idea gaining more currency."
Next came Andrea (Mrs. Alan Greenspan) Mitchell,
who spoke of "a historic turning
point, like the fall of the Berlin Wall." The analogy
first appeared in David Ignatius’
Washington Post column. It was attributed to Walid
Jumblatt, a Lebanese Druze leader
who’d had his U.S. visa revoked in 2003 after
regretting that Paul Wolfowitz, whom he
called a "microbe," had survived a Baghdad rocket
attack. Dick Cheney echoed him on
right-wing radio. It’s an officially approved
White House theme.
Dr. Neon is THE designer of motorcycle neon
Subject: Bush priorities
George W. Bush gets a Presidential Daily
Briefing entitled “Bin Laden determined to attack within the
Response: He goes fishing.
September 11, 2001
He is informed that two jumbo jets have
been crashed into the WTC. America is under attack.
Response: He finishes “My Pet Goat”.
Then he flies out on Airforce One. But not to Washington.
George W. Bush hears congress has passed
a bill allowing federal courts to overrule Florida State
courts in the case of Terri Schiavo.
Response: He flies back to the White House
(Air Force One costs $35,000/hour to fly.)
to sign the bill which he could have signed at
would you like
During all of this discussion I keep thinking
of the comment of Christopher Reeves' mother
when her son passed away. Her intelligent,
caring comment was to the effect that she was glad
her son would no longer suffer. Do you not
agree that is the comment of a truly loving mother?
Compare that to the wish of the Schindlers
who prefer to have Terri continue in a state few of us
would want for ourselves while the news (?) media
keep talking about them as caring parents.
Used with permission
"I won't be free until I get out of Japan.
This was not an arrest. It was a kidnapping
cooked up by Bush and Koizumi. They are war
criminals and should be hung."
legend Bobby Fischer, leaving his Japanese cell, Attribution
Bush is such a bully - beating up the little people because Osama
kicked his ass so bad,
but Fisher is a board-certfied
loon. I'll have his wild-ass comments in BCR 72.
United States of Jesus
by William Rivers Pitt
Who is actually running the country?
No catastrophe or threat can dislodge George
when he has boll-weevled into his Crawford ‘ranch’
for some sorta-earned vacation time. Yet last week,
in the dead of night, he boarded his chariot
(which flies at $34,000 per hour using your taxpayer
money, by the way) and raced back to
Washington to sign that ‘Save Terri’ legislation.
At whose request? Why, at the request of
Rep. Tom Delay. The warnings in the summer of 2001
about an imminent and massive terror attack on
the United States could not dislodge George from
his repose, but DeLay crooks his little finger
and George comes a-runnin’.
If Gannon is a top, and let's say Bush is a top,
when they get together - they what? - flip a coin?
know! I know!
Tries to Steal Gun to 'Rescue Schiavo'
A man was arrested after trying to steal
a weapon from a gun shop so he could "rescue Terri Schiavo."
Michael W. Mitchell, of Rockford, Ill., entered
Randall's Firearms with a box cutter and tried to steal a gun,
The owner of Randall's Firearms, said this
ass pulled out the box cutter and broke the glass on a couple of display
"He told me if I wasn't on Terri's side then I wasn't
on God's side, either," McKenzie told The Associated Press.
McKenzie said he then pointed his own gun
at Mitchell and ordered him to lie on the ground.
But Mitchell fled out the store's back door before
police arrived, he said.
You don't ever want
to try to rob a gun store.
I've been in several, and the employees
are always armed with Glocks & Sigs and you
have to figure they know how to use it and they
feel comfortable about pulling the trigger.
This Mitchell dumbass almost got to sit
at God's side.
I have another friend who has an
e-mail that is often confused with that of the biggest
behind-the-cameras slug at FOX News. You
know the guy - Rush's former TV producer.
He, too, is getting mail from people begging
him to put this n that on the FOX airwaves.
The responses these people are getting back
are spectacular but I'm afraid they're
not very printable in a family-friendly publication
...but they are spectacular!
The Schiavo case demonstrates the problem of
We now have "red facts" and "blue facts."
Newspapers -- hoping not to upset either faction
of their potential circulation -- have no intention
in taking sides in such disputes. Thus two competing
sets of claims, two very different sets of facts,
two opposing narratives, are treated as equally
valid. News reporters, unlike sports reporters,
feel no responsibility to check the scoreboard,
or even to acknowledge that there is a scoreboard.
They tend to deny the possibility that a scoreboard
might even exist.
In the case of Terry Schiavo there is such a scoreboard,
and what it tells us is nowhere near as murky
and ambiguous as the AP's Q&Q or CNN's vapid,
incurious coverage would suggest. The facts of the
matter have been hashed out, again and again and
again, in court.
Subject: brilliant inventor
Aims to Block Channel
It's not that Sam Kimery objects to the views
expressed on Fox News.
The creator of the "Fox Blocker" contends the channel
is not news at all.
Kimery figures he's sold about 100 of blockers,
allowing people to filter Fox News from their sets,
since its August debut. The Tulsa, Okla., resident
also has received thousands of e-mails, both angry
and complimentary — as well as a few death
"Apparently the making of terroristic threats against
those who don't share your views is a
high art form among a certain core audience," said
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If Terry Schiavo wasn't white and straight,
what would America be talking about this week?
Right-Wingers Exploiting Terri Schiavo
by Joe Conason
Never underestimate the Republican leaders in
Washington. Whenever they appear
to have exhausted the possibilities for cynical
abuse of their authority, they can still
inflict fresh outrages upon the nation.
By intervening in the sad dispute over Terri Schiavo
between her husband and parents,
the President and his Congressional allies have
again revealed how little respect they have
for any conservative or constitutional principle
that doesn’t enhance their partisan power.
In the name of defending human life, they have
swept aside their own party’s traditional
commitment to federalist respect for state law
and to the separation of powers between
the legislature and the judiciary. In the name
of equal protection under the law, they have
departed from all traditional notions of legality.
Under civilized rules of debate—particularly
over a matter as emotionally disturbing as
this one—it is wise as well as polite to
assume that everyone is arguing from a position of
sincerity. The Schiavo case shows why those rules
have become increasingly difficult to
observe with a straight face.
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You are so far to the left that you have become
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world events that do not fit into your intractable
I feel sorry for you.
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by John Tully of the Los Angeles Sun for bartcop.com
There are approximately eight point eight Billion
dollars missing in Iraq, completely unaccounted for, according to the
U.S.-led Coalition Provisional Authority. Never
one to miss an opportunity for irony, President Bush nominated yet
another chief architect of the Iraq invasion, Paul
Wolfowitz to run The World Bank. That's a perfect triangle of failure
with a Secretary of State who did a miserable job
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who tried to find legal loopholes in torture laws.
A recent document uncovered Halliburton's newest
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