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Bush sells F-16s to Pakistan 
Left-Right attacks Patriot Act 
Bush's approval rating at 45 
Bush cuts brain injury funds
What's the Score? 
Debunking myths about Schiavo 
Lyons: Baying at the moon 
GOP nut tries to rescue Schiavo 
Joe: Shameless Right-Wingers


 Quote of the Day

"If Terri dies, there will be hell to pay!”
    -- Randall Terry, (R-Anti-abortion terrorist)
          threatening the Bush brothers,  Attribution

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Volume 1520 - You ain't blind

  Friday   March 25,  2005                                                                         Mike Malloy - 10 EST Weeknights AAR


"Right now it's pretty clear the Bushes (Prez and Guv) and Congresses (fed and FL), 
 and all the courts, are closing their doors to the Schindlers. The GOP has been bitten hard 
 by this little gambit, and they must realize there's no advantage to them if the tube is reinserted. 
 They'd just have to go through the same farce again sometime in the future. But did anyone 
 notice how the Prez skipped out and let the Guv take the heat? And has the Prez made any 
 statements about the Red Lake, Minnesota, tragedy? I hadn't heard. And does anyone else 
 think the Guv has his fingers crossed that Ms. Schiavo doesn't die on Good Friday? If she does, 
 the Fetus People will go ballistic. I can already see the faded T-shirts showing a crucified Terri 
 Schiavo being welcomed into heaven by Buddy Jesus." 
         --Maha,    Attribution

 Ten die in Minnesota, Bush has to ignore them because he goes down on six-inch gun barrels.
 A lady dies in 1987, now her family wants peace, so the Monkey jumps right into the muck.

"Life is so precious..."

"Yes, Meester Bush..."


 Bush Agrees to Sell F-16s to Pakistan
  When Al Qaeda takes over, they can use them against us

                                                 Why should India be worried?

  Click  Here

 Bush agreed to sell F-16 fighter jets to Pakistan in a major policy shift
 rewarding a key war ally, angering its nuclear neighbor, India. 

 Though no final decision has been made "at this point" on similar F-16 sales to India, 
 the BFEE hinted they'd be happy to make multi-millions from that sale, too 

 So, it's a win-win all around for Bush.
 He gets to reward the only nation that has sold nuke secrets and materials to terrorists,
 and picks up a super-profitable counter-sale to their hated nuclear enemy in India. 


 Left-Right Coalition says "F" USA Patriot Act
  Everybody hates Bush now - so can't we impeach him? 

  Click  Here

 The ACLU, long vilified by conservatives, has joined forces with right-wing groups 
 the ACU, ATR and the FCF to spearhead the 'F the Patriot Act" coalition. 

''Checks and balances are absolutely essential, even and especially during times of threat,'' 
 said FPA leader Bob Barr, a baby-killing scumbag from Georgia who voted for the law in 2001.
''Our message is universal. Liberty is not divisible, even in the face of terrorism, and we must not 
 allow any part of it to be sacrificed in our efforts to defeat acts of terrorism.'' 



"Jeb Bush is having his staff water the plants in the Governor's Mansion,
  but he won't let Terry Schiavo have any of that water and she's going to die!
  Why do you put plants above poor Terri Schiavo, Governor Bush?"
    -- some handjob with a megaphone on CNN at 10 minutes past every hour

 Where is the Rove genius?
 Why isn't he saving the Bush bastards from this torpedo?

       "I flew in to help, Jeb!"

 Bush's approval rating hits new low
  Monkey is at 45 percent, Clinton was 70s during impeachment

  Click  Here

 Pollsters attributed the president's lackluster showing to economic worries, 
 high fuel prices and a public backlash against his entry into the Schiavo case. 

 Have you seen the numbers on this?
 18 percent say the GOP is sincere, 82 percent say the GOP is just being a bunch of dicks.
 Two-thirds of fundie-Christians say the Bush bastards should to mind their own business.



 Brain injury therapy being underfunded 
   Bush cuts vet benefits to give more billions to the super-rich

  Click  Here

 According to doctors at Walter Reed, 60 percent of the wounded soldiers 
 coming back from Iraq have traumatic brain injuries.

 Unfortunately, the Bush administration has recently completely zeroed out funding 
 for the Federal TBI Act, which provides exactly this kind of help.

 In Vermont, due to recent decisions concerning budgetary shortfalls, TBI survivors 
 are now prevented from entering the Vermont TBI Medicaid Waiver Program, 
 which delivers exactly this kind of help.

 ...and the Democrats can't figure a way to make that a campaign issue?
 Kerry could've made that a cornerstone of his campaign, but noooooo.

 In 2000, Bush kept repeating to our armed forces, "Help is on the way!"
 And he has screwed them over again and again and Kerry couldn't make that work?




"We see Terri as a vibrant and fairly healthy, except she's severely brain damaged." 
     --Terri Schiavo's sister,    Attribution

 CNN is going from one breathless scumbag reporter to the next, giving a minute-by-minute account
 of every rant by every religio-crazy who can afford a megaphone and a plane ticket to Florida. 

 Meanwhile, Wolf the Whore has flown to Baghdad so he can report to us live every twenty minutes
 that nothing is new.  I sure hope he's safe - I'd hate for an evildoer to frag his smug ass - right on the air.


  Subject: makethemaccountable.com

 Bart —
 Thanks a million for letting me know about this site... 
 Don't know why I hadn't found it before. 

 Keep fighting the good fight, and if you haven't mentioned it
 recently you might sent some kudos to Truthout.com

 Marion in Savannah


 Debunking myths about the Schiavo case

  Click  Here

 Myth: Theresa Schiavo could get better.

 Yes, theoretically, in a parallel universe, two hundred years in the future where Star Trek is actually real, 
 Dr. McCoy could travel back in time and stumble across Mrs. Schiavo and give her a pill (which she 
 couldn't swallow, since swallowing is a conscious action) and she would regrow her cerebral cortex. 
 Mr. Spock would then find the keeper of her katra and restore her personality via a Vulcan Mind Meld™.

 But, short of that, no, she won't get better.


 Subject: "Give us a child until he's six, and he is ours for life."


 I was indoctinated into the Catholic Church run by Jesuits in the early '60's. 
 The only thing that saved me from losing my mind was the skills I learned in public
 high school dealing with critical thinking, and classes studying the "Great Ideas" 
 authors (Plato, Locke, Rousseau, etc.). 

 What these studies encouraged was an enjoyable and relentless search for the truth
 - wherever it may lead.  People with this type of attitude do not make good "pliable" 
 citizens that can be swayed by rhetoric.  Is it any wonder that the GOP constantly 
 attacks public education and supports the growth of religion?

 Irvine, CA.


Bart, this is me and my three sisters with Al Franken 
after the taping of his show in Austin on March 14. 
The Bartcop sticker isn't very clear here, 
but I'm sending it to you anyway.

Keep hammering!

Baying at the moon, Washington-style
   by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 Recently, the D. C. pundits started baying about George W. Bush’s brilliant success 
 bringing "democracy" to the Middle East. "Lately even the harshest critics of Bush have 
 been forced to admit: Maybe he’s right about freedom’s march around the globe," 
 Brian Williams announced on NBC Nightly News. "What if we are watching an example 
 ofpresidential leadership that will be taught in America’s schools for generations to come? 
 It’s an idea gaining more currency." 

 Next came Andrea (Mrs. Alan Greenspan) Mitchell, who spoke of "a historic turning 
 point, like the fall of the Berlin Wall." The analogy first appeared in David Ignatius’
 Washington Post column. It was attributed to Walid Jumblatt, a Lebanese Druze leader 
 who’d had his U.S. visa revoked in 2003 after regretting that Paul Wolfowitz, whom he 
 called a "microbe," had survived a Baghdad rocket attack. Dick Cheney echoed him on 
 right-wing radio. It’s an officially approved White House theme. 


Dr. Neon is THE designer of motorcycle neon

 Subject: Bush priorities 

 August 2001

 George W. Bush gets a Presidential Daily Briefing entitled “Bin Laden determined to attack within the United States”.
 Response: He goes fishing.

 September 11, 2001

 He is informed that two jumbo jets have been crashed into the WTC. America is under attack.
 Response: He finishes “My Pet Goat”. Then he flies out on Airforce One. But not to Washington.

 March 2005

 George W. Bush hears congress has passed a bill allowing federal courts to overrule Florida State 
 courts in the case of Terri Schiavo.
 Response: He flies back to the White House (Air Force One costs $35,000/hour to fly.) 
 to sign the bill which he could have signed at his ranch.



Sir, would you like 
fries with that, Ma'am?

 Subject: Christopher Reeves's mother


 During all of this discussion I keep thinking of the comment of Christopher Reeves' mother 
 when her son passed away.   Her intelligent, caring comment was to the effect that she was glad 
 her son would no longer suffer.  Do you not agree that is the comment of a truly loving mother? 

 Compare that to the wish of the Schindlers who prefer to have Terri continue in a state few of us 
 would want for ourselves while the news (?) media keep talking about them as caring parents.



Used with permission


"I  won't be free until I get out of Japan. This was not an arrest. It was a kidnapping 
  cooked up by Bush and Koizumi. They are war criminals and should be hung." 
    --chess legend Bobby Fischer, leaving his Japanese cell,  Attribution

 Bush is such a bully - beating up the little people because Osama kicked his ass so bad,
 but Fisher is a board-certfied loon. I'll have his wild-ass comments in BCR 72. 


 The United States of Jesus
   by William Rivers Pitt

  Click  Here

 Who is actually running the country? 
 No catastrophe or threat can dislodge George when he has boll-weevled into his Crawford ‘ranch’
 for some sorta-earned vacation time. Yet last week, in the dead of night, he boarded his chariot 
(which flies at $34,000 per hour using your taxpayer money, by the way) and raced back to 
 Washington to sign that ‘Save Terri’ legislation.

 At whose request? Why, at the request of Rep. Tom Delay. The warnings in the summer of 2001
 about an imminent and massive terror attack on the United States could not dislodge George from 
 his repose, but DeLay crooks his little finger and George comes a-runnin’.


 Gay Question

 If Gannon is a top, and let's say Bush is a top,
 when they get together - they what? - flip a coin?

 I know!  I know!

 Republican Tries to Steal Gun to 'Rescue Schiavo' 

  Click  Here

 A man was arrested after trying to steal a weapon from a gun shop so he could "rescue Terri Schiavo." 
 Michael W. Mitchell, of Rockford, Ill., entered Randall's Firearms with a box cutter and tried to steal a gun, 

 The owner of Randall's Firearms, said this ass pulled out the box cutter and broke the glass on a couple of display cases. 
"He told me if I wasn't on Terri's side then I wasn't on God's side, either," McKenzie told The Associated Press. 

 McKenzie said he then pointed his own gun at Mitchell and ordered him to lie on the ground. 
 But Mitchell fled out the store's back door before police arrived, he said. 

 You don't ever want to try to rob a gun store.
 I've been in several, and the employees are always armed with Glocks & Sigs and you
 have to figure they know how to use it and they feel comfortable about pulling the trigger.

 This Mitchell dumbass almost got to sit at God's side.


 E-mail funnies

 I have another friend who has an e-mail that is often confused with that of the biggest 
 behind-the-cameras slug at FOX News.   You know the guy - Rush's former TV producer.

 He, too, is getting mail from people begging him to put this n that on the FOX airwaves.

 The responses these people are getting back are spectacular but I'm afraid they're 
 not very printable in a family-friendly publication like  bartcop.com 

 ...but they are spectacular!


 What's the Score?
  by Slacktavist

  Click  Here

 The Schiavo case demonstrates the problem of partisan epistemology. 
 We now have "red facts" and "blue facts." 

 Newspapers -- hoping not to upset either faction of their potential circulation -- have no intention
 in taking sides in such disputes. Thus two competing sets of claims, two very different sets of facts, 
 two opposing narratives, are treated as equally valid. News reporters, unlike sports reporters, 
 feel no responsibility to check the scoreboard, or even to acknowledge that there is a scoreboard. 
 They tend to deny the possibility that a scoreboard might even exist.

 In the case of Terry Schiavo there is such a scoreboard, and what it tells us is nowhere near as murky 
 and ambiguous as the AP's Q&Q or CNN's vapid, incurious coverage would suggest. The facts of the 
 matter have been hashed out, again and again and again, in court.


 Subject: brilliant inventor from K-Drag

 'Fox Blocker' Aims to Block Channel

  Click  Here

 It's not that Sam Kimery objects to the views expressed on Fox News. 
 The creator of the "Fox Blocker" contends the channel is not news at all.

 Kimery figures he's sold about 100 of blockers, allowing people to filter Fox News from their sets, 
 since its August debut. The Tulsa, Okla., resident also has received thousands of e-mails, both angry 
 and complimentary — as well as a few death threats.

"Apparently the making of terroristic threats against those who don't share your views is a 
 high art form among a certain core audience," said Kimery, 45.

 Get your foxblocker at  foxblocker.com


If Terry Schiavo wasn't white and straight, 
what would America be talking about this week?

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 Shameless Right-Wingers Exploiting Terri Schiavo
  by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 Never underestimate the Republican leaders in Washington. Whenever they appear
 to have exhausted the possibilities for cynical abuse of their authority, they can still
 inflict fresh outrages upon the nation. 

 By intervening in the sad dispute over Terri Schiavo between her husband and parents, 
 the President and his Congressional allies have again revealed how little respect they have
 for any conservative or constitutional principle that doesn’t enhance their partisan power. 
 In the name of defending human life, they have swept aside their own party’s traditional 
 commitment to federalist respect for state law and to the separation of powers between 
 the legislature and the judiciary. In the name of equal protection under the law, they have 
 departed from all traditional notions of legality. 

 Under civilized rules of debate—particularly over a matter as emotionally disturbing as 
 this one—it is wise as well as polite to assume that everyone is arguing from a position of 
 sincerity. The Schiavo case shows why those rules have become increasingly difficult to 
 observe with a straight face. 


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 Subject: too far left 

 No one takes you seriously. 
 You are so far to the left that you have become incapable of recognizing 
 world events that do not fit into your intractable world view. 
 I feel sorry for you.


 What are you talking about?
 I own guns and I'm into torture and smothering babies.

 That makes me part GOP.


 The darkness has come
   by John Tully of the Los Angeles Sun for  bartcop.com

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 There are approximately eight point eight Billion dollars missing in Iraq, completely unaccounted for, according to the
 U.S.-led Coalition Provisional Authority. Never one to miss an opportunity for irony, President Bush nominated yet 
 another chief architect of the Iraq invasion, Paul Wolfowitz to run The World Bank. That's a perfect triangle of failure 
 with a Secretary of State who did a miserable job advising the President on National Security and an Attorney General 
 who tried to find legal loopholes in torture laws.

 A recent document uncovered Halliburton's newest overcharge of 108 million for Jordanian and Turkish fuel 
 - "The cost data did not reconcile to KBR's (Halliburton subsidiary) accounting" - and added to countless overcharges 
 totaling close to two billion dollars. Meanwhile, Congress decides to investigate steroid use in professional baseball.

 They must not know that Chandra Levy is still missing.


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 Lesbian Evil? Bring It On!

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 Jordana Brewster is ready to become a lesbian poster girl, despite the fact that she's straight.
 For "D.E.B.S." Brewster jumped at the chance to be the evil lesbian nemesis of a squad of 
 specially recruited, mini-skirted crime fighting babes. 


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