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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Jesse: "It's all about me!" 
Falwell in Critical Condition 
Scouts official & child porn
In the Name of Politics 
This Time It's Personal 
HBO special on AAR Thurs
The Merchant of Baghdad  
Conviction vs. public display
Schiavo’s Advocates


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Volume 1523 - Jesse rescues Bush 

  Wednesday   March 30,  2005                                     Mike Malloy  - 10 EST Weeknights AAR


"I have never met a man so ignorant that
  I couldn't learn something from him." 
        --Galileo Galilei,     Attribution



 Grandstanding Jesse: "It's all about me!!"
   Trying his best to make the Bush bastards seem rational 

  Click  Here

 Joining the party of torture and murder (who oppose the idea of death with dignity), Jackson 
 said he would call state senators who opposed "Terri's law" and ask them to reconsider. 

"I feel so passionate about getting my face on TV, no matter how much it helps the Bush Monster,'' 
 said Jackson, who needs publicity more than he needs food and water. "This is an issue that I'll
 pretend transcends politics and family disputes.'' 

 Political science professor Susan MacManus said Jackson's appearance shows that the life-and-death 
 issues surrounding terri resonate beyond white, Christian conservatives, giving the Butcher of Baghdad 
 the political he needs to recover from he free-fall in the polls. 

 Jackson will be repaid with an IRS audit and continued national scorn and ridicule from the GOP.


 Jerry Falwell in Critical Condition 
   Is God recalling Falwell? 

  Click  Here

 The Rev. Jerry Falwell was hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday, battling his second case 
 of viral pneumonia in just five weeks, hospital and church officials said.   

 Falwell, who hasn't told the truth in the last 40 years, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital 
 shortly before midnight Monday suffering from "respiratory arrest," the hospital said in a statement. 
 Falwell's breathing is complicated by the fact that his head is so far up his lying, in-it-for-the-money ass.

 Since only the good die young, Falwell is expected to recover and continue his career of laying blame
 for 9-11 at the feet of gays and women's rights, instead of the insatiable oil greed of the BFEE..




"CNN is reporting that Jerry Falwell is in critical condition and on a ventilator suffering 
  from viral pneumonia. Note to the Falwell people: Don't ask Tom DeLay what to do with 
  someone on a ventilator. You might not like the answer. He only helps with feeding tubes."  
        --by Joe in DC, "Falwell's on a ventilator",    Attribution

 Note: Delay disconnected his father's ventilator years ago because there was no political advantage
 to be realized by grandstanding for the cameras as some moral crusader/bug exterminator


 Subject: Jesse Jackson is a whore

 ...and is now officially an Uncle Tom. 
 Come on, sitting down with the likes of Randall Terry? Sean Hannity? 


 Like Bill Maher, I'm not ready to give up on Jesse just yet, but he certainly has 
 done a bad, bad thing by sucking up to Bush, Delay and the whites-only crowd.

 Like Dan Rather did with the it-was-always-true National Guard AWOL story, 
 Jesse Jackson has given Bush and the GOP immunity on the Schiavo debacle.



"Most Australians consider U.S. foreign policy to be as threatening as Islamic fundamentalism.
  More than two-thirds of respondents, 68%, said Australia takes “too much notice” of the United 
  States when setting its foreign policy agenda.  Asked to rate their “positive feelings” about a list 
  of 15 key countries or regions, they put the United States at 11th place, ahead of only Indonesia,
  the Middle East, Iran and Iraq."  
       --AP,        Attribution

 Bush has ruined our reputation worldwide, 
 he turned our surpluses into never-before-seen monstrous debts,
 lied us into a war that made him and his friends personally much richer,
 yet the Democrats join with him and tell their constituents to fuck off.

 We deserve better.
 Howard Dean, why why are you silent?
 Are you turning all Gore-Kerry on us?


 Top Boy Scouts official - child porn
  "I promise to obey and be square..."

  Click  Here

 Doug Smith, the former national director of programs for the Boy Scouts, 
 has been charged with the receipt and distribution of child pornography, a felony. 

 According to court documents, Smith possessed and distributed computer images 
 of children engaged in (the usual sordid details that gives an AP writer wood.)

 Smith was placed on paid administrative leave in late February when the Boy Scouts were told he 
 was being investigated. "We are dismayed and shocked to learn of the charge," the Boy Scouts said. 
"He was not in a leadership position which involved working directly with youth." 

 This deserves a mention in the press - nothing more.
 CNN is treating this "most shocking story" as the biggest news of the decade.


 In the Name of Politics
   by Ralston Purina  (What's your dog eating?)

  Click  Here

 By a series of recent initiatives, Republicans have transformed our party into the political arm 
 of conservative Christians. The elements of this transformation have included advocacy of a 
 constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage, opposition to stem cell research and the extraordinary 
 effort to keep Terri Schiavo hooked up to a feeding tube. Standing alone, each of these initiatives has 
 its advocates, within the Republican Party and beyond. But the distinct elements do not stand alone. 
 Rather they are parts of a larger package, an agenda of positions common to conservative Christians 
 and the dominant wing of the Republican Party."

 Note: Ralston was once a playa in the GOP, but he wasn't Nazi enough, so he had to go.


  Subject: yesterday's dumbass Monkey Mail 

 Your idiot monkey mailer had to make stuff up to have a case. In particular, 
 the part where he says  "Janet Reno and Bill Clinton used federal police powers 
 to seize Elian Gonzalez in  violation of the decision of a federal court in Florida."

 They did? Huh. That's odd. No, actually, the truth is that they FOLLOWED THE
 COURT'S RULING. The 11th Circuit US Court of Appeals ruled for the father:


 There's the exact ruling about INS actions, word for word from the court decision. 
 This is the problem with conservatives, Bart. When the truth is not on their side 
 (which is almost all the time), they just make stuff up. 

 The saddest part is, a lot of them actually convince themselves they're telling the truth.
 I'll bet this monkey mailer actually believes Clinton and Reno sent in the INS in violation 
 of a court ruling, instead of to enforce a court ruling. Freak.

 The fact that Clinton sent in federal agents to ENFORCE a court order while Bush sent in 
 state agents in VIOLATION of a court order doesn't just show how ignorant your monkey mailer is. 
 It also shows how legally ignorant and morally bankrupt Jeb Bush .

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 Note: Pokerfest Maui 2005 is May 20th.
 Pokerfest Chicago 2005 is in July, details on both to follow.


 The Merchant of Baghdad

  Click  Here

 Proving that the Republicans have no problem ignoring Biblical strictures against usury, the Congress 
 passed a bankruptcy bill that makes life far more profitable for credit card companies and far more 
 onerous for people who have fallen into debt. The government hasn't started building debtor's prisons 
 or shipping off Mastercard defaulters to Australia yet, but more and more Americans will find themselves 
 indentured servants to Visa as a result of this bill.


 The Monkey has never worked a day in his life.
 He's always had more money than he could ever spend.
 As he got older, strangers gave him millions for ghost jobs.
 No wonder he let the greedy bank bastards screw all working families.


 Jon Stewart is on vacation again this week?
 I think I do more shows a year than he does.

 Wimp II: This Time It's Personal
   by Will Durst

  Click  Here

 I can understand Bill Frist and Tom DeLay orchestrating these weasel moves, as they're still ambitious 
 poisonous little suckups with big Christian-right butts in their crosshairs, but shouldn't George be working 
 out of the downtown plaza of Legacy City right now, cleaning up his contribution to a presidential library 
 by shredding documents? And it turns out, he's just a big fat sissy boy like his dad. Isn't that sweet? 
 Sanctimoniously justifying his attempt to intercede on behalf of a prone human pawn, Bush intoned, 
"always err on the side of life." Of course the obvious exception would be those darn Iraqis. 
 Didn't "err on the side of life" in that one, did you George? 

 Instead of waiting for the inspections to work, his beliefs were a mite more secular then, listening instead
 to the whispering generals: "If we don't get there in 8 weeks, it's going to get real hot, which will make 
 our troops' flak jackets itchy." That time he decided to "err" on the side of wardrobe.


 Private convictions vs. public displays
    by  Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 I’ve had enough personal experience with how seriously the medical profession takes 
 such decisions to entrust them to hospital ethics committees. So when I hear Pat Robertson, 
 the well-known TV faith healer, observe, as he did on FOX News’ "Hannity and Colmes,"
 last week, "Why, you wouldn’t treat a dog or horse the way they’re treating Terri," I’m inclined 
 to say: No, Pat, you’d allow an animal more mercy and dignity. 

 Medically speaking, brain death is death. All the rest is made-for-TV melodrama. 


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  I'm Here, Bart!


"We cannot continue to imagine there exists a slumbering progressive majority waiting 
  to be awakened with the right trumpet call. We cannot cling to the fiction that conservatives 
  have somehow hypnotized the electorate, hoodwinking them into voting for Republicans and 
  reactionaries while leaving untouched their internal worldviews, which somehow remain 
  fundamentally progressive. It is important that we stare directly into the sun on this point."  
       --Christopher Hayes,     Attribution


 Schiavo’s Advocates
    by Joe Conason 

  Click  Here

 Amid the sideshows and distractions, which now feature Jesse Jackson and Ralph Nader 
 as well as the Bush brothers and Randall Terry, embarrassing reality intrudes despite the 
 powerful urge to ignore it.

 That reality is a deep dispute between the dominant tendencies on the right. Traditionalist 
 conservatives who insist that Ms. Schiavo must be kept alive at any cost have run directly into 
 libertarian conservatives who don’t want to pay for her medical care. The politicians who 
 straddle these two positions, in their eagerness to exploit Ms. Schiavo’s case, have yet to 
 explain how society should pay for their religious absolutism.

 The great minds of the right do their best to avoid discussing such contradictions, using reliable 
 methods of misdirection and demonization. Rush Limbaugh insinuates that spiteful liberals 
“want Terri Schiavo to die just because Christian conservatives want her to live.” Peggy Noonan 
 denounces the “pull-the-plug people (82 percent of America)… half in love with death, red-fanged 
 and ravenous,” whom she identifies as Democrats. 



 Subject: Donation 

 Bart, please send me shows 69, 70 and 71 on CD, plus 90 days membership, 
 Good work.

 Sean in Brooklyn

 Sean, thanks for the CD order.
 Your shows are on the way and your membership has been activated. 

 Suggestion: Don't listen to too many radio shows at one time.
 You might slug the next Republican you speak to if you're still charged up.


 'Suge' Knight Ordered to Pay $107M 
   I hope this judge has bodyguards and lives on the bottom floor

  Click  Here

 A judge has ordered "Suge" Knight to pay $107 million to a woman who claims she helped 
 him start Death Row Records, ruling Knight and his lawyers failed to answer questions in the case.


 Subject: Would evil men start wars for unlimited power?


 Wonderful cartoon of that cold blooded bastard, Cheney. 
 Answer: yes they would; yes they did. 

 Keep in mind the Nazis exploited the Reichstag fire in order to give the Fuehrer 
 unlimited power to meet "the terrorist threat" to Germany. Keep in mind that there
 is so much we do not know about 9/11 to this date. 

 If you employ the question used by detectives in a homicide investigation: Cui bono? 
 Who benefits from this murder, you may be on to something about 9/11. 
 Indeed, who benefited? Care to guess? 

 Sieg Heil, y'all.
 Tom S

 Tom, they hate it when you point out that the BFEE is using Hitler's blueprints.
 I wonder if Adolph gave Prescott the originals?



 NY Post: HBO special on AAR is a hit piece? 

  Click  Here

 Whether or not you're into Air America's "mission" or its stars, 
 talk-radio junkies will be fascinated by what's behind the curtains. 

 Such as when visits Al Franken on his first show and decides afterward 
 to lecture then-CEO Mark Walsh on the "sh—-y" statements Walsh made to the press. 

"He says, 'We can't go too far — we gotta play it safe,' " Moore tells the camera. 
"Playing it safe is what got us into this mess. Guys like him is why this network won't survive." 

 When Randi Rhodes tries to introduce herself to Moore in a hallway, Moore prepares to 
 blow her off — until he sees a camera behind her and returns to shake her hand. 

 Hmmm, sounds like a hatchet job, from what the Whore Post is saying.
 It's soooo easy to beat up on Michael Moore, one of the only fighters we have lefts.

 In March 2004, I had never heard Randi and I certainly didn't know what she looked like.
 Unless he'd been to Palm Beach, it's possible Moore didn't know either...
 Maybe the camera told Moore that Rhodes was somebody - so he returned to shake her hand?

 Question: Why did it take a year to edit this?

 This hatchet job(?) premiers Thursday night on HBO.



"I just feel like the federal government has to be involved. 
  It is a life issue that really does require government to be involved."  
     --Pickles, on why families like the Schiavo's need the federal government run their lives  Attribution

 I'm so old, I remember when the GOP was about "less government."
 I remember hearing about "rugged individualism" and "Get your boot off our throats!"


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 Subject: Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, spokesman for the Pope.

 Fables? You want fables? 
 How about one man and one woman populating the entire earth by themselves?
 And that makes me wonder when incest became a bad thing to the Christians. 
 Adam and Eve’s kids must have been doing it with each other. 

 And how did Noah go around the world collecting animals? 
 If the whole world was flooded, he would have had to go to America, Antarctica, well you get the idea.  
 And did god actually write the bible or did some sheep herder write it and say god told him what to write?

 Just wondering. 
 If any Christians have any answers, feel free to clue me in.

 Larry L

 Larry, such a Doubting Thomas!
 You're going to get all your answers - after you die!

 ...and then won't you feel silly?


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Another three dead on Bush's watch.

How many can we afford to let Bush kill?


 Lisa Marie spills Jackson dirt to Oprah

  Click  Here

 She told Winfrey that her marriage to Jackson, which lasted from 1994 to 1996, was real. 
"Do you think that he loved you as much as he could?" the talk-show host asked. 
"Yes, as much as he was capable of loving somebody," Presley replied. 

 In 1995, she told Diane the Whore that anyone who questioned their relationship could "Eat it!" 
 (I could print that naked picture of Diane Sawyer here, but this is a family friendly publication.)

 When Oprah asked if she felt that Jackson had used her, Presley replied, 
 "All signs point to `yes' on that. I can't answer for him." 


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  Subject:  Debate

 I've been reading you off and on (mostly off for a few years now) since about 6 months after you started.
 Heck, you used to post a lot of what I sent in.

 I'll admit, I'm tired of your whining 'no one will debate me'. (Me, too.)
 What you mean is 'no one will debate me more than once because I heavily edit everything said
 to make them appear to be a knuckle dragger, then shut them up'. I know this from first-hand experience.

 If I remember correctly, the last devate had 60-80 witnesses, and the next day we posted the transcript
 - so how did I get away with changing the guy's words to make him look stupid?

 For the 200th time, when people send in a 5,000 word e-mail, I edit for length - I have to.
 If your point takes 5,000 words to make, it's probably not worth making.
 Plus, many (not all) debaters can't write a complete sentence without discussing 
 Hillary's genitalia, so yes, those parts get edited out, too - I'm such an evil tyrant.
 Repeat: Nobody has a question or a point to make that scares me.
 If it's true, I'll print it and say, "That's true."
 If it's false, I'll say so and try to provide a link.

 You suggest there's some "hidden truth" that I won't allow to be told. Plus, you always have the option 
 of going to some other site and writing something, then sending me an e-mail with that link, asking for a comment. 
 Surely, I'm not powerful enough to censor the entire internet from your "hidden truths," right?

 You want to debate life issues with a conservative?
 Fine, bring it. 

 Actually, you will have to bring it to me.
 My views are well-known and in print going back to Issue #1 in February of 1996.
 How could I know your positions on hundreds of subjects?

 BUT, I will copy everything and post it to my own blog and I expect you to link to it 
 (as I will link to you) so that those interested can see an *unedited* version as well as *my* comments.

 ha ha
 I'll print the transcript, and if people want to read your copy - they're free to do so.

 Got what it takes, monkey-boy?

 Sure, but you knew that before you asked the question.

 Rick Stump
 View my blog at:  http://andune.blogspot.com/

 I'm free Thursday night at 9 PM CST.
 Do you know where the torture chamber chat room is? 


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