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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Schiavo killed by the BFEE 
Bush war was 'Dead Wrong' 
Coulter causes stir at KU
Docs Refuse To Treat Gays?  
Living will is the best revenge
Vets mental disorders rising
GOP conspiracy theorizing 
Rock passion explodes in SD
Republikkkon's, Media Morons


 Quote of the Day

"We were sometimes too loud, too direct, 
  perhaps we made too much noise. 
  That certainly shocked the Europeans."  
      --Colin Powell, lying to himself and us again

  Right, Colin. It wasn't the bloody invasion 
  or the oil theft or the 100,000 dead Iraqis.
  It's that we were "too loud."

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"I voted to confirm Condoleezza Rice as Secretary of State because I believe that the President 
  has the right to appoint his own cabinet. He can hire whomever he wants to work for him, but 
  ultimately it is him that I will hold accountable for any foreign policy errors. If he wants to accept 
  Condoleezza Rice as his spokesperson for his policies, then I don't have a problem with that. 
  But if she makes a mistake, I will absolutely hold him accountable."  
     --Sen. Barack Obama, explainign why he voted for the Bush nominee      Attribution

 But Barack, are you going to "absolutely hold him responsible" by voting for every nominee he sends up?


 Terri Schiavo 'murdered' by Bush brothers


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 Terri Schiavo died today, 13 days after her feeding tube was removed. She was 41. 
 Schiavo died at 9:05 a.m. at the Pinellas Park hospice where she lay for years while 
 her husband and her parents fought over her in what was easily the longest, most bitter
 -- and most heavily litigated -- right-to-die dispute in U.S. history


 Bush was 'Dead Wrong' in Prewar Assessments

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 A report made public this morning concludes that American intelligence agencies were "dead wrong" 
 in almost all of their prewar assessments about the state of unconventional weapons in Iraq, and that 
 on issues of this importance "we simply cannot afford failures of this magnitude."

 It adds, "The harm done to American credibility by our all too public intelligence failures in Iraq will take years to undo."

 The report concludes that while many other nations believed Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, 
 "in the end, it was the United States that put its credibility on the line, making this one of the most public
 - and most damaging - intelligence failures in recent American history."

 Then why do we hear about America's "great triumph" from Bush's good puppy media?
 Why is this administration constantly bragging and giving out medals for "job well done?"
 How could Tenet, Bremer and Franks be rewarded for being "dead wrong?"



"Condoleezza Rice has alarmed many reformist Arabs with comments suggesting a new U.S. 
  approach that promotes rapid political change without regard for internal stability. Rice said 
  the Middle East status quo was not stable and she doubted it would be stable soon."
        --Jonathan Wright, "Rice Alarms Reformist Arabs with Stability Remarks"     Attribution

 Wait, that's not right
 Democrats have been called "sore losers" for refusing to congratulate Bush for solving the problems
 of the Middle East and winning the peace. Just last week, Charles Krauthammer (and every Nazi on
 talk radio and the cable channels) scolded us for not giving Bush his due for solving the unsolvable.
 The theory, pushed by such former lefties as Bill maher, was that since Bush was brainless/clueless
 about the Middle east, he had no pre-conceived barriers to overcome and his simnplicity saved the day.

 Why can't we just get some honesty from the millionaire news conflomerates?


 Subject: Boy Scout perv 


 Could you clarify your position on this?  
 This guy is a child porn operator and you're saying it only deserves a brief mention?  

 The Catholic church does it and you're outraged that there isn't MORE coverage of it.  
 (and I stand by your position on that one)  Why should this guy get a pass?   This guy was 
 the national director of programs for an organization that is supposed to HELP the boys, 
 not exploit them sexually.

 Just curious,
 Russ from WY 

 Ross, from the evidence I've seen, this guy is guilty of possessing and e-mailing child porn.
 He should be put thru the system and watched or whatever one does with these people.
 It's my understanding he was an office administrator who never touched a boy scout. 
 The "brief mention" thing was the article started listing the types of activities that were 
 in the perv's pictures - and I think we don't need a detailed description of the pictures he had.

 The perv priests, on the other hand, are physically attacking children using God as their excuse 
 for why the child must obey their commands. The perv priest also knows his Church stands 
 behind his atrocious crimes by refusing to endorse the "zero tolerance" policy.

 Each time a Catholic pencil pusher moves a rapist priest to a new, unsuspecting parish, he is 
 guaranteeing that further child rapes will result, and obviously, the empty threat of some ficticious
 hell in the ficticious afterlife is not a sufficient deterrent to these subhuman serial rapists. 
 Until the Catholics take the pledge and put teeth in its enforcement, I will continue to speak out.
 And if you notice, the only time I mention the subject is when another one gets caught.
 If I mention it too much, that's all the more reason why it needs to be stopped.
 Shame on the pro-rape Catholics who refuse to take the "no rape" pledge.



"A high-level source, a neocon at that, within the system has said to me directly that 
 'John Bolton's job is to destroy the U.N., Rice's job is to destroy the State Department
 and replace it with a vehicle of facilitation for making the Pentagon's national security policy.' 
 The neocons are parasites that latch onto oil until is no longer convenient."  
   --Scott Ritter, who has been right at every turn    Attribution


 Ann Coulter causes stir at KU
  Heckling, standing ovations interrupt Naziette


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 "Could 10 of the largest College Republicans start walking up and down the aisles and 
 start removing anyone shouting?" Coulter asked. "Otherwise, this lecture is over." 

 Several people responded, leaving their seats to confront the hecklers, and verbal confrontations 
 erupted in parts of the auditorium. One of those who answered Coulter's call was Michael Conner,
 a Shawnee freshman. "All I did was say they shouldn't stop her from speaking," Conner said of 
 confronting some audience members in the back of the auditorium. Later, when heckling broke 
 out again, a couple of uniformed KU Public Safety Department officers appeared and escorted 
 about six people out of the auditorium."

 Asking a mob to form sides and police itself sounds dangerous to me, but had violence broken out,
 I'm sure Bush's good puppy media would've run the headlines, "Democrats start riot."


Admiral Borda killed himself in shame 
when he got caught wearing a medal 
he didn't earn, but Bush has no shame.

 Subject: To Larry L on the Bible

 To Larry L and Bart,
 You're making the same mistake of ignorance made by Falwell, Robertson, et al. 
 The Bible is metaphorical, not literal and factual.

 Says you!
 The crazies believe every word of the Bible - literally.
 How can you not recognize that fact?
 The "God hates fags" people are just one example.

 You can't poke fun of a book you don't understand.
 --Russell K.

 "Understand" is certainly a loaded word.
 Religious books cause murders.
 Religious books cause families to disown their sons and daughters.
 Religious books cause people to give live rattlesnakes to their kids.
 How much understanding do I need to know that's wrong?


 Michigan Preparing To Let Doctors Refuse To Treat Gays
   Catholics say gays are not worth the trouble of treating when they're sick?

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 Doctors or other health care providers could not be disciplined or sued if they refuse to treat gay patients 
 under legislation passed Wednesday by the Michigan House. The bill allows health care workers to refuse 
 service to anyone on moral, ethical or religious grounds. The Republican dominated House passed the 
 measure as dozens of Catholics looked on from the gallery. The Michigan Catholic Conference, which 
 pushed for the bills, hosted a legislative day for Catholics on Wednesday at the state Capitol."

 Wait, what about big-nosed Jews?
 Do they have to treat big-nosed Jews if they don't want to?

 How about faggots and square dancers? Who wants to work on them?
 And, as always, do the niggers get singled out for special treatment?

 What about dark people from civilized countries, and foreigners in general?
 Surely those lazy Mexicans aren't exempt, right? Who wants to work on them?

 Old people sometimes have skin like a crocodile - do they have to treat them?
 What about screaming kids with runny noses? Who wants that?

 And Catholics - nobody likes a wacko Catholic, right?
 Oh, the Catholics started this, so they'll be acceptable. 

 I think the only people who should be treated when they're sick are good-looking, 
 straight white people between the ages of 12 and however old I am at the time.


  Subject: WMDs

 I am tired of all this talk of intelligence failures concerning WMD's.  
 It is just smoke and mirrors to fill the news.  
 Just because a person or nation has weapons doesn't give
 another person or nation the right to take them away.  

"I just killed my nieghbor because he had a gun" sounds so stupid!  
 How can a nation make this same statement and get away with it?  
 Attacking because another has a weapon sounds like an excuse by a first grader.

 James P


 Living will is the best revenge 
   by Robert Freedman 

  Click  Here

 * I want my wife to ruin the rest of her life by maintaining an interminable
vigil at my bedside. I'd be really jealous if she waited less than a decade
to start dating again or otherwise rebuilding a semblance of a normal life.

* I want my case to be turned into a circus by losers and crackpots from
around the country who hope to bring meaning to their empty lives by investing
the same transient emotion in me that they once reserved for Laci Peterson,
Chandra Levy and that little girl who got stuck in a well.

* I want those crackpots to spread vicious lies about my wife.

 Don't forget - you'll want not-pro-life Jesse Jackson to horn in screaming 
"It's all about me, me, me" so he can make an alliance with Randall Terry 
 and Jerry Falwell and Bill Frist to further degrade the circus into more mockery.


 Subject: South Park's latest episode

 Hey Bart,
 I hope you haven't missed the episode of South Park aired tonight, 
 Mar 30th, featuring Kenny being kept alive with a feeding tube... 

 One of the best parts of it was about one of Satan's helpers (who looked like 
 Emperor Palpatine) saying that, in order to have Kenny's tube reinserted, he'd do 
 what he always does when he needs to get something done: use the Republicans.

 Take care,
 Daniel L


 Mental disorders are on the rise for war vets
   Bush's funding cuts could overburden system  

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 As many as one out of four veterans of Afghanistan and Iraq treated at Veterans hospitals
 were diagnosed with mental disorders, a number that has been steadily rising, according to a report.
 Overall, 26% of veterans were diagnosed with mental disorders, say Han Kang and Kenneth Hyams of the VA.

 Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) was most common, diagnosed in 10% of patients, followed by drug or 
 alcohol abuse (9%). Seven percent were diagnosed with depression; 6% had anxiety disorders, such as 
 phobias and panic. Many ex-soldiers had multiple disorders, Kang says.

 But large funding cuts in VA psychiatry programs over the past several years and the limited number of doctors 
 trained in PTSD could signal big trouble ahead, cautions Dr. Bruce Kagan.

"The soldiers didn't come right away after Vietnam, either. If they come in the numbers predicted, the numbers 
 the VA's own studies predict, we could be overwhelmed," Kagan says.

 This is what we voted for in Novermber 2004?
 More war and fewer dollars to treat wounded soldiers?
 That's true, according to Bush, Kerry and the networks.



 Republikkkon's, Media Morons, and the Black Church
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 The State of American Politics is in shambles. We have no less than a Coup Leader at the helm of America 
 driving it deeper and deeper into despair minute by minute. We have people in charge who are trying to bankrupt 
 this country on purpose. It looks as though they desire to end the middle class way of life. Even with all of the 
 tax cuts they have taken so far they want even more. I imagine they figure the middle class who work for the 
 people they are cutting taxes for can just work a little more overtime to make up for that lost funding. Oh wait, 
 they won't be able to do that because the company they worked for just sent their job overseas. People probably 
 don't remember last year when the Bush administration had the nerve to tell us that jobs going overseas were good for us.

 But then many Americans will believe anything. They believed that Iraq was responsible for 9/11 and they had 
 weapons of mass destruction, the Medicare bill would help seniors, and the Presidunce is a competent human being 
 capable of guiding the strongest country in the world in the right direction. The worst thing about America is people 
 to this day still believe these things. I don't know about where you live, but where I live these morons proudly keep 
 their "W" stickers on their vehicles. These people have the nerve to say that the Coup Leader is good for America.

 In Oklahoma, you see bumper stickers that say, "Save Americam hang a liberal."



"This is not only a death, this is a killing."
    -- Fr Frank Pavone, calling the Bushes "murderers"


 Woman gives birth in car; confused cops draw guns
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 A woman rushing to a hospital to give birth hit a few stops along the way ÷ first at a gas station 
 where she delivered the baby herself, then when confused police ordered her out of the car at gunpoint. 
 Debbie Coleman pulled over at a gas station just after midnight Tuesday. 

"I asked if she needed help, and she just leaned back in the seat, hollered a little, and I looked down 
 and there was the baby's head," said Lloyd Goff, who was alerted by a customer. 

Goff said Coleman "threw her leg over the steering wheel, groaned once, and the rest of the baby came out.


Commander in Chief or millionaire Houston pimp?

 GOP conspiracy theorizing 
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 There are some basic rules in politics. When the public is with you, claim a mandate by the will of the people. 
 When the public is against you, claim a strong personal compass that isn't swayed by polls. And when you think 
 your control and approval are slipping, talk about the conspiracy working against you. With those rules in mind, 
 we turn our attention to Tom DeLay."

 "Care to dance?"


 Subject:  CNN and the Boy Scouts

 When it comes to reporting, CNN will always take sex, murder, and Terry Schiavo over legitimate reporting. 

 I wonder, though why they didn't take Jeff Gannon's sexual implications and make so much more of it?
 Keep hammerin'
 Jimmy Bones

 Jimmy, great question.
 How does the money-driven media slut pass up a story this juicy?
 Tight-ass, evangelical mama's boy gets caught with a for-hire dong dlinger
 and the whore press would rather talk about Clinton eyeing some cleaveage?


 Subject: Bush is a girlie man in Cowboy boots

 He sent Condi out to the Sunday morning talk shows for the last four years, 
 with broom and dust pan, to clean up his messes. Now her job is to wander the world, 
 taking messages he would rather not deal with directly.
 Karen Hughes, wearing his mother's necklace, is supposed to fix everything he messed up 
 in the last four years, and continues to screw up this time.
 Now Pickles is sent to comment on Schiavo and to deal with Afghanistan.
 Maybe he feels less secure without Jimmy-Jeff in the White House on a daily basis, 
 so he has run to Mommy, again

   "...sometimes Bush gets on top."


 U2 tour is a whirl of rock 'n' roll passion
   After 18 years of being rock's hottest ticket


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 serving monster hits with vintage rarities 
 dizzying display of heart and muscle
 (* * * * out of four)
 emotions run the gamut 
 potent political message
 drama and grandeur 
 a sternum-rattling rock show.



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 Subject: Rick the debater 


 I took a chance and clicked on his blog.  
 First one out was a frickin' book.  

 Global warming doesn't exist.   4,137 words.  
 I think he made your point.

 I wish I had the courage to print every thought Rick had on global warming. 


Another reason we lost.

I tried again and again and again to get Kerry to act less like a moron
and more like a president, but he insisted on playing the fool, again and again
Falling off his bike, windsurfing, playing football, snow-boarding etc.

If he'd listened to me, he might be president, but noooooooo.
Acting like a dork was too important to him - and we lost.

If Hillary wins the nomination, we won't have to worry about her windsurfing
while her campaign directors are busy trying to refute the BFEE lies.

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 Christina Applegate back w/ broken foot 


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"Sweet Charity," which last week canceled its Broadway engagement after Applegate broke 
 her foot and the show received tepid out-of-town reviews, will open May 4 in New York.
"Christina came to me and made the most deeply felt emotional plea," Weissler said. 
"She has given up all her movies for the year, plus her home and husband are on the West Coast. 
 This is what she has wanted since she was a little girl and I just couldn't take it away from her." 


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 Air America Radio (hatchet job?) story on HBO tonight.
 CBS is basketball free - Woo Hoo! - that means Mrs Bart gets her Survivor and CSI.
 CBS lost money by taking their best night off the air.
 They had to pay millions to broadcast basketball for fewer viewers.
 Sports should be on cable channels, not networks.
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 So far, I've seen no confirmation from yesterday's Rick the debater. 

 Maybe we can do it next Thursday.


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