"The difference between the case of Terri Schiavo
and the case of
a convicted killer is the difference between
guilt and innocence."
Monkey, saying that if someone is convicted of a crime, (especially a black
need to "err on the side of life" Attribution
City - ten years after
Parsley, 57, was driving her car and noticed
thick black smoke over downtown.
She thought it was a fire at a tire plant until
she turned on the radio and heard that it was the federal building.
She drove to her husband's office and discovered
that her college-age son also was there.
Both her husband and son thought she was in the
building when the bomb exploded.
"They were crying," she said. "When I got there,
I just fell apart."
Clark announces '08 run for White House
Can you imagine a Clark/Hillary primary debate?
As the General was addressing the growd
he said, "some of you have been asking whether I am
going to run in 2008" and the crowd went wild and
started chanting "Go Wes Go". Clark said "I am".
Somewhere in between he cracked a joke about
how he was drafted late '03 and blamed us. Then Clark said
that he thought if he ever got drafted again he
would make sure to get an early start and then followed with
THIS TIME he wants to make sure that he gets enough
funds, so he won't be in '04 situation. Clark 08!
Thanks to Tally
"Bush chose Michael Griffin to be the new NASA
administrator and he has
ordered him to save the Hubble telescope and
build a new manned space vehicle.
It's ironic - George Bush telling a rocket
scientist what to do."
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Beam in Your Eye
If steroids are cheating, why not Lasik?
A month ago, Mark McGwire was hauled before
a congressional hearing and lambasted as a cheater
for using a legal, performance-enhancing steroid
precursor when he broke baseball's single-season home run record.
A week ago, Tiger Woods was celebrated for
winning golf's biggest tournament, the Masters, with the help
of superior vision he acquired through laser surgery.
What's the difference?
they beat me to it before I had a chance to get it in print.
A few weeks ago, I started tilting towards
the pro-steroids position.
Not that I'm really pro-steroids, it's just that
I don't think the government has any right to tell someone
they can't enhance their chances at making more
money. I mean, this IS America, right?
They're wanting to ban suspects from
the Hall of Fame (racism again?) if they THINK they might have
used steroids in their performance, but
that's not fair.
How do we know that Ty Cobb and The Babe
weren't using something to juice up their action?
How do we know?
If a pretty girl goes to Hollywood and gets "dangerous" breast
implants to make more money,
should "artificially enhanced" girls be
prevented from making money or winning an Oscar?
If a fat actress gets liposuction, is she
If a balding actor gets a hair transplant - or
even a wig - is he cheating?
Years ago, Eldrick was a decent golfer,
then he had surgery to get 20-15 vision,
which means something that's 20 feet away looks
like it's only 15 feet away,
That's like having a telescope implanted in your
cornea and that's cheating, right?.
Plus, Eldrick's surgery could've gone wrong,
so that's "dangerous," right?
How about "Tommy John" surgery, where they
take a ligament from your leg and transplant it
into your arm so you can throw with the strength
of a leg - that's cheating, right?
And for the moment, leave the kids and the "horrors" of
steroids out of the argument.
Kids shouldn't do whatever the pros do,
so that's not a valid point, and the "dangers" of steroids
are comparable to the "dangers" of liposuction
or breast implants, so let them make some money.
Seems to me, if the ball goes over the fence,
it's a home run.
Click Here if
you want to comment, but let's leave kids and "dangers" out of it -
If Barry Bonds gets blackballed, Tiger should
get blackballed, too.
Subject: The Clintons
Clinton wasn't impeached for having a girlfriend.
He was impeached for holding a special
primetime news conference to tell the country
he did not have sexual relations with that woman
and then later admitting he did.
not a crime
#2, he had to hold that press conference
because the GOP made that the only issue in America
when we should have
been focusing on things like Saudi students taking flight simulator lessons
#3, it's none of our business what goes on inside
#4, compared to Bush lying 1560 soldiers into their
graves, Clinton did nothing wrong
#5, According to the law, Clinton never had "sexual
relations" with Monica
I was appalled by this.
You were appalled
that a powerful man had a girlfriend?
Trust me - they all have girlfriends.
The difference is Clinton was so good at kicking the asses
of Republican war heroes they decided to throw
away the unwritten rule book and impeach him
for doing something they were all doing. They
had to cheat to beat him.
If he has a girlfriend well that isn't an
impeachable offense- but the flat out lying about it to the whole country!
Dude, if lying
at a press conference was a crime there'd be nobody left to run the
If cheating on your wife made you ineligible to
hold office, I'd be f-ing president.
Plus, nobody died when Clinton told a white lie
about a private matter that wasn't our business.
Why no outrage at the lies that killed 100,000
I think it created a lot of anti-Clinton
Gee, I don't know.
Gore won the popular vote, remember?
I think "W" won against Gore because a lot
of voters saw Gore as Clinton's replacement.
Personally I was upset with all the Democrats who
backed Clinton during the impeachment.
After the truth came out I wanted him to resign.
Clinton is, without any doubt, the most
investigated man in all of recorded history
and all they could find was a semi, sorta half-affair.
If 1,000 reporters and every TV network spent 10
years and $100M investigating you and
threatening everyone you ever met with death in
prison if you didn't talk- how would you do?
I don't think you can justify Clinton's
actions by pointing out Republican shortcomings.
Even after "W's" screwing the country/world Clinton's
actions are no less dispicable.
your wife is despicable.
You'll never hear me say it's not.
Lying to get steal trillions of dollars while killing
1560 soldiers is also despicable.
Yet somehow, I think one is worse. I
guess I'm guilty of moral relativism.
wish my Daddy was still alive."
I wish you would get off the Hillary bandwagon.
I'll vote for whoever the Democrats nominate
but I don't think Hillary is the best choice.
Why get behind Hillary when we could nominate
another Gore or Kerry to cave in during the summer?
I can just picture Bill on his knees crying
"I'll make you a Senator - What state do you want? -
ok New York it is - I'll make you the President."
Hillary responds, "well I'll think about it just
stay on your knees around me."
Gosh, and I thought the voters of New York made Hillary a senator.
It shows what I know about politics.
Sleazoid lawmakers like Tom DeLay gulp
down the graft from sleazoid lobbyists like Jack Abramoff,
who took Mr. DeLay, the House majority leader,
to play golf in Scotland in 2000 as part of a $70,000 trip
with Mr. DeLay's wife and staff, and for a six-day "fact
finding" trip to Moscow in 1997.
If there are any ethics questions, Republicans
helpfully gut the House Ethics Committee,
while DeLay & Co. try to gut the New Deal.
Before he became a $750-an-hour superlobbyist
accused of defrauding Indian tribes of tens of millions
of their gambling dollars and pitting them against
one another to pay for lavish trips for congressmen,
"Casino Jack" had never been a White House wise
man or spent years in public service. He produced
B movies like "Red Scorpion" and "Red Scorpion
Rummy amends another politically sensitive
The man who changed elite Republican
guard to Death Squad Enforcers, who
transformed American Soldier into Liberator,
who glossed a sanitary term like "transfer tubes"
over the horrific description "body bags," who
turned torture into the "excesses of human nature,"
and who once made a public episode of self-satisfaction
seem like an apology has done it again:
from now on, Exit Strategy will be
known as Victory Strategy.
"The White House (He
means Bush) needs to remember that
people who fight hard for you
as a candidate and for your issues as a President
deserve your support - aggressive support."
Trent Lott, (R-Confederate) slamming Dubya, who let him be taken down over
his racism, Attribution
Subject: Tiger Woods
I think Tiger acknowledged that the ball
going in was a fluke. In his news conference after the tournament,
Tiger said that he was just trying to get the ball
close enough to the hole to save par an then "an earthquake happened"
and the ball fell in the hole. He also said
he "choked like a dog" on the 17th and 18th hole which resulted in
Chris Demarco tying him and forcing the extra hole.
In 9 years of playing professional golf,
Woods has won 9 majors. His next 4 competitors in the world golf
have won 6 between them. He has a 3 major
lead on VJ, Ernie, Phil and Retief, combined. He is half way to winning
as many as Jack which is a record many thought
would never be broken. He is also the only player to have ever held
all of the major titles at the same time.
Every year, the Masters is played by the
top 50 golfers in the world rankings on a course considered by many
the best in the world. It is certainly beyond
the ability of most of us. In 9 years, Tiger has beaten this field 4
No one else is even close.
Keep hammering even if some of the sparks
Bill in Dallas
It's good to know Tiger admitted his fluke.
My big point with Tiger is that IF he's that good, he ought not
to come in 24th, 45th, 66th, etc in so many tournaments that he plays.
Is there a way to explain how he held the #1 ranking without winning
a major for 3 years?
Golf has BECOME Tiger Woods.
Sometimes they pay him more than the tournament winnings
just for showing up - that's legal but it's a crime in my book.
A while back, I saw a complaint that the TV camera cut away from
a potentially tying putt
in a tourney to show Tiger lacing up his golf shoes - that's another crime.
Nobody else will say it,
but I'll bet Eldrick is the most hated man in all of golf. I imagine
the other golfers are as tired of
the money-based media's never-ending, wall-to-wall Tiger-is-God worship
as I am.
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"This is going to be an issue in 2006 and 2008
because we're going to have an ad with a picture
of Tom DeLay saying, 'Do
you want this guy to decide whether you die or not?
Or is that going
to be up to your loved ones?' "
Dean, talking like he's been reading bartcop.com Attribution
unplugged my Daddy!"
Subject: Bush's failed
I believe that the economic policy to destroy
the dollar, run huge deficits, import less than we export,
and pay way too much for oil is exactly the the
economic policy that Bush wants.
He is doing what Grover Norquist said he
should, bankrupt the government so it can be shrunk
small enough to drown in a bathtub. But,
he will carry it a step farther by selling what's left to big corporations.
M. Frank Darbe
The worse job Bush does, the more they love him.
The senseless war, the ruined economy, our soiled reputation - they
love him more than ever.
"I hope the national media saw that."
DeLay, on his standing ovation at the NRA convention, Attribution
How do you define 'crazy?'
Crazy is when you're for cop
killer bullets and you're against taggants in dynamite.
That's today's NRA and they looooooooooooooooooove Tom
Usually the NRA holds their big rally on April 19th to celebrate
Waco, OKC and Columbine.
Why did they change it this year?
The Republicans aren't the only ones that
have a problem with hate.
Satchmo, that's hot - and it sounds
like a challenge.
I'm betting you can make a clear case that bartcop.com is
nothing but false, hate-fueled propaganda.
When would be convenient for you?
I'm good on Thursdays at 10PM EST - how about you?
I am soo busted...
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rules against Wiccan
Only 'good Christians' can be involved in government
The federal appeals court in Richmond ruled
yesterday that the Chesterfield County Board of Supervisors
can exclude a member of the Wiccan faith from giving
invocations at county meetings. The Virginia branch
of the American Civil Liberties Union came to aid
Simpson's case after she was rejected from joining the
list of eligible clergy who may be invited to say
the prayer during supervisors' meetings. The county policy
limits that list to religions that follow Judeo-Christian
Wait, why do Jews get a pass?
They don't believe in Christ, so why do they get a pass?
Who decided that Wiccan was a bad religion and, say, Catholicism
was a good religion?
Do the Wiccans have a recurring problem with child rape? No, that's
so why exclude the Wiccans and include the religion having a child rape
The men who wrote The Constitution would not approve.
"They go toddling down the primrose path of
utopian idealism and, in the process,
they will take away our gun rights and sacrifice
the sovereignty of our nation on the
altar of political correctness. Thanks to Americans
like you, it ain't going to happen."
Daniels, (R-Racist bastard) emcee of NRA Hatefest 2005, Attribution
Hey Charlie, you racist bastard - do you still sing "It's
'Be kind to niggers week' " on your tour bus?
for Power's Sake
editorial in the New York Whore Times
When power and leadership come to politicians
incapable of handling either, the results can be disastrous.
The Democrats who controlled Congress into the
1990's grew so comfortable with their majority that they
lost track of the country refused
to stand with their president, and it cost them the White House and
both houses of congress. As
House speaker, Newt Gingrich sacrificed his revolution to his swollen ego.
And now there is Tom DeLay, the House majority
leader, whose hunger for power has grown so insatiable
that it has detached him from the nation's business,
democracy and even the mainstream of his own party."
has slime-mold beetle named after him
Naming the slime beetles after Bush, Cheney
and Rumsfeld was intended to pay homage to them,
said Wheeler, who taught at Cornell for 24 years
and now is with a museum in London.
"We admire these leaders as fellow citizens who
have the courage of their convictions and are
willing to do the very difficult and unpopular
work of living up to principles of freedom and
democracy rather than accepting the expedient or
popular," he said with a straight face.
I don't drink tequila, but I think Cuervo
Gold is the best.
Cuervo Gold isn't tequila - it's f-ing Tang compared
to fresh-squeezed orange juice.
What are you - nuts?
Let's make a deal.
I won't talk about Tequila and you stop
talking about Tiger Woods.
I never heard of you before now.
Why would I make you this "deal?"
What could possibly motivate you to... wait, ...Tiger,
is that you?
Yes Bart, it's me, and I'm very hurt by
your recent comments
Ladies and gentlemen - it's Mr Perfect!
Dude, can I say one thing?
As my previous testimony will corroborate,
I think as the 'best of all times,' you suck at golf.
But, ...I have declared your eyesight to be absolutely
To wit, I offer the following evidence - your naked
His eyesight is perfect!
Monday night, I ordered the CoR Stein
and the CoR Mouse Pad
Its the least I could do.
Not only did the CoR's Marc
Perkel put bartcop.com on
he's one of the driving forces in the marriage between Democrats and the
Perkel has a dangerous mind.
Not all of his opinions concur with Karl Rove,
and he's smarter than the average bear.
...and that makes him dangerous.
"Making Bolton U.N. ambassador would be like
Phyllis Schlafly in charge of a Planned Parenthood
Ms. Boxer, you know I'm a fan, but is that
just a cute soundbite
or are you promising your constituents you'll
filibuster Bolton out of his job?
Rudolph the Coward
Bart: Marc Perkel hit it right on
Ever since I heard that this punk-ass domestic
terrorist pleaded guilty to avoid the death penalty,
I've been asking "But WHY isn't he willing to DIE
for his 'noble cause'?"
Because like all of these theofascists, he's a
Yeah! What you said Mark.
I think the reason he plead is that he
was asked to by the religious establishment to keep the religious fanatic
out of the news.
I mean if he came clean on the reasoning for his
hatred, it would send a bad signal to those moderates in the clergy.
I mean come on is that what they want right now?
I'm guessing Rudolph just liked to blow up stuff.
If his cause was sooooo important, why didn't he demand a trial so
take the stand and try to convince the local Georgia yokels he was right?
Koresh knows he'd have a sympathetic jury in Jokelahoma
as bad as ever...
hostages and 19 deaths leave US claims of Iraqi 'peace' in tatters
Ironically, one reason why Washington can
persuade the outside world that its venture in Iraq
is finally coming right is that it is too dangerous
for reporters to travel outside Baghdad or stray
far from their hotels in the capital. (He
read that on bartcop.com months ago) The
threat to all
foreigners was underlined last week when an American
contractor was snatched by kidnappers.
Most violent incidents in Iraq go unreported.
We saw one suicide bomb explosion, clouds of smoke
and dust erupting into the air, and heard another
in the space of an hour. Neither was mentioned in
official reports. Last year US soldiers told the
IoS that they do not tell their superiors about attacks
on them unless they suffer casualties. This avoids
bureaucratic hassle and "our generals want to hear
about the number of attacks going down not up".
This makes the official Pentagon claim that the
number of insurgent attacks is down from 140 a
day in January to 40 a day this month dubious.
As long as the BFEE controls the American press, most Americans
will never hear the truth,
but the rest of the world knows exactly what's going on there and they
hate us for it.
"To show you how radical I am, I want
carjackers dead. I want rapists dead.
I want burglars dead. I want child molesters
dead. I want the bad guys dead.
No court case. No parole. No early release.
I want 'em dead."
--Ted Nugent, (R-"I'd
rape a nun if she got in my way.") Attribution
But Ted, what if somebody wants washed-up, brainless, soulless,
talentless guitar players dead?
Should they just murder you?
Snyder diagnosed with leukemia
Talker gets 'old people's leukemia" at age 69
Tom Snyder, a late-night talk show fixture
for years, announced on his Web
that doctors have told him that he has chronic
"When I was a kid leukemia was a death sentence.
Now, my doctors say
it's treatable! With pills or chemotherapy
or a combination of both," he said.
Despite the news, Snyder was as upbeat and opinionated
Tom, I have two words for you: Green Tea.
Drink it like your life depends on it.
Subject: Tiger Woo
I'm assuming you're referring to the shot
that hung on the lip of the cup for a few seconds
and then fell in. (I can't watch your link
- RealPlayer ram files won't work behind my firewall).
I would characterize TW as the luckiest
golfer we'll ever see.
Every clown who's running off at the mouth about "the
greatest shot" seems to have forgotten
another lucky shot a few holes earlier, when TW
severely hooked his tee shot. Instead of flying
into the trees, brush, and at least a one stroke
penalty, it hit a tree and ended up back on the
fairway (or close to it). This happens to him quite
Where other players would lose a ball or
find it unplayable, TW almost always gets some kind
of a break (let's not forget the fans moving a
rock so he could swing more easily).
Here's what really happened at the Masters:
The luckier golfer won; the better golfer came in second.
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was Robin Bush?
why did Bush's Mama want to pull her plug?
"[Dr. Dorothy Wyvell, Robin's pediatrician] gave
us the best advice anyone
could have given, which of course we didn't take," Barbara
"She said, 'Number one, don't tell anyone. Number two,
don't treat her.
You should take her home, make life as easy as
possible for her,
and in three weeks' time, she'll be gone.'"
How's that for supporting a young girl's
Subject: BartCop Radio
You keep me going - I don't understand
how our country has gone insane.
Keep it up until we regain our senses.
BTW, have you thought about making your
radio shows available as podcast?
Having bought one of these MP3 Players (iRiverH320),
make it easy for me to have your show on my player
so I can take it with me.
Charles, I'm confused - maybe I'm missing something.
All BCR shows are in the MP3 format so they'll play on your MP3 player.
Just download them and copy to whatever source you want.
Others have asked, too, so maybe I misunderstand your question.
U.S. soldier body count in Iraq
1560, dead soldiers under Bush
By Christmas it'll be 2250.
Why are they so eager to die for the BFEE?
Last night on 24,
the president had been shot down by terrorists and was near death so
the VP took the oath.
His first order was to get the bunker ready so he could hide in it until
all the danger passed.
It reminded me of what a yellow coward Bush was on 9-11.
Then...the producers MUST have been reading our failed debate
on torture. The terrorists hijacked a nuke-u-ler bomb
and the "football" with the detonation codes. The CIA has a guy in custody
they KNEW was guilty - and how did they know?
The terror mastermind called Amnesty International for a lawyer when the
suspect had no chance to make the call himself,
so they KNEW he was working for the bad guys for sure - and here were their
They could play by the rules and let the terrorists detonate the
they could get the answers from the terrorist in custody "behind closed
It's the classic BartCop scenario - a bomb that could kill millions
and less than an hour to locate it.
I'm sure we'd all rather that nuke explode and kill thousands
or millions of innocent Americans
because torture is always wrong.
In an effort to generate income, we tried the blog ads.
Because I really do have an IQ of 64, it didn't work.
The blog ads wouldn't work on my horse-and-buggy browser (Netscape
and the newer browsers were too much for my small brain to handle, so we
had to punt.
The last 3 weeks or so have been extra, extra hectic, with lots
of re-doing the same stuff
over and over and finally, it was all I could stands, because I can't stands
Chicago Jim, who you Pokerfesters know, tried and tried and tried
to get me thru this.
He probably had more than 100 tedious hours in this adventure, constantly
re-doing the page to
erase my errant monkey-code that was gumming up the process. He has
the patience of ten men.
So, a shot of Chinaco Anejo for Chicago Jim...
He learned the hard way that I'm not kidding about my IQ of 64.
We may try it again, maybe even soon, but I think it will require
us getting together and him
teaching me how to do a page from scratch, like I should've learned in
...if I only had a brain.
Should we close down
It never took off like I was hoping.
Now & then, we'd get a call saying "I
liked Show # 71,"
but that's not really broadcast worthy.
Or we'd get a eight-part call on the "evils of the Jews"
which I'm not going to play, either.
I was hoping for questions or rebuttal comments
that I could use in the radio shows, but we didn't
get as much of that as I was hoping for.
Monkey calls would be perfect for the BartPhone,
because when they scream about Hillary's genitalia or
my obsessions with orally servicing black men, I could
delete that and just play the relevant parts but maybe the Monkeys
didn't have the serious cash it takes to make a phone call.
So, let's give the BartPhone another 10 days.
I'd sure like to hear from you so I can
put your comments in the next radio show.
If you call - SAY SOMETHING!
Challenge me, scream at Bush or do something
that someone else might want to hear.
Keep the praise to a 5-second maximum,
"Love the radio shows" maybe, and
then move on.
BCR is listened to by dozens, so get your comments out
You have two minutes to record your message.
If there's no interest,
we'll kill the BartPhone April 30.
Don't let the BartPhone die,
Call with your comments today!
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