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Volume 1549 - Hot in the City
Tues-Wed May 10-11, 2005 Mike Malloy on AAR
"The Republicans' hands aren't clean on this
either. What we did with
Bush & the Death of Reason
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
The Republicans were pleased that the Democrats
named Rep. Lee Hamilton, D-Ind.,
Subject: Ann Coulter
It has been my experience that the absolute
worst thing you can do to someone is ignore them.
..or encourage them to go farther by showing weakness.
Why bother with someone who is much to insignificant
to spend a moments thought on.
We disagree on this matter.
Halliburton in bed with Iran
"I just think we could've done more," he observed. "The
United States' performance in
"This is kind of my solidarity, to say I'm
with the soldiers. I'm just trying to give
Subject: gutless Democrats
RE; Harry Reid,
Of course the dems always apologize.
the dems make me puke!!!
Pat, I agree.
"What is Lynndie England's relationship with
Subject: who begat who blogging
Miles Standoffish ::: (view all by) :::
May 09, 2005, 07:23 AM: I'm pretty sure Atrios's
Army Pay: AWOL as Bush was in 1972
Bush as Fiddy Cent
Subject: Bush says FDR was wrong
Hey Bart, a few words about MonkeyMan's remarks at Riga, Latvia.
Dubya has finally done it.
Hindsight is always 50-50, which is why
it is so reassuring to know Dubya and his advisors are wiser
Of course we should have taken MacArthur's
advise and marched into Beijing as well, dropping
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with a mule
Horsly: "When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
Subject: Las vegas real estate
Thousands of new homes were built in the
area in the last year and a half and sold from $300,000 to
Granted, unskilled workers like waitresses,
barmaids, and hotel cleaning staff can make up to $60,000
Without these jobs, these workers can't
afford to rent these homes or pay mortgages, which will
Patrick, if I could get a few hundred people to subscribe to bartcop.com
Once I'm there, maybe I can straighten out Harry Reid.
Less than 100 left...
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Subject: garbage on Dave?
Is Letterman having Rush on?
You are the best Bart.
"Garbage" is a rock group that has a cute chick
More at garbage.com
rapture of Rove
Both support this administration no matter what it does. Why is that?
For more than a generation Pat Robertson
and Ralph Reed have worked covertly as political
Marty's Entertainment Page
RUSSERT: Mr. Black gave you specific instructions on what he wanted you to bring home.
SCHROEN: That's true. He
did ask that once we got bin Laden and killed him, that we
RUSSERT: Where would you find the
dry ice in Afghanistan? Attribution
Have you seen Russert's new look?
A Band's Return to Yesteryear: The 90's
Back in the 90's, when moody irony was all
the rage, Garbage seemed to epitomize an era.
of a Listener
Subject: credit at Sears
I work in the Washer/Dryer department at
Sears and while we are under pressure
I went through a bankruptcy 3 years ago
due to a business failure and even though
BTW, since Sears was purchased by K-mart,
it has been going downhill in a hurry.
Keep on hammering!
That being said, I've long been looking
forward to you bringing your site
Not looking for whiz-bang graphics or other
bells and whistles...just simple links
Dude, you want a link to a story that's
inches below the headline?
I've never been able to figure out what
the "radio show" is all about.
Dude, dozens of
people listen to the radio show.
Click Here to
listen to a new clip from the latest BCR show, #74.
Hey...sorry to be so blunt. I know your intentions are great and I have no criticism of that.
It's just that when it comes to the web
and how it typically communicates information,
Dude, there was no internet in the 70, or
I wish that someone who knows how to construct
a basic web page would volunteer
Oh well...just my "100 million dollars scammed away in Iraq's worth".
Cliff, I hope things turn around for you.
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Father's Day is coming soon.
"I love it. Being a liberal is the best thing
on earth you can be. You are welcoming
Subject: Bixby Corn
Please tell me how I could have Bixby corn
shipped to me.
I guess it would be possible to wrap up some corn real good and
send it overnight,
U.S. soldier body count in Iraq
more families donating
Too bad John Kerry couldn't make an issue out of the
No, the idiot said he would've done just what Bush did.
"It is an insult that this president is coming
to visit our war cemetery. He is the cause
Pressure Behind 'Chappelle' Delay
"I saw him start trippin' when the buzz started
to get real loud," one unidentified celebrity
Y'know, I like Dave, and I especially love his use of the "N" word
and his race humor.
Dave, until you've done an hour of uncensored comedy on HBO, your
Perhaps it was a mistake giving him that $60M and "the man" status.
Chappelle's first season is the
Subject: harry reid
Bart, yes it was refreshing to find a democrate
demonstrating that he had a pair of balls
Unfortunately he fell off and rolled down
his pants leg when he called Rove and apologized.
...as heard on BCR Show 74
Get in the next radio show.
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The final Amazing Race is tonight.
Thursday 5/12: Letterman hosts Garbage
The game started at 2 PM, and I'm a busy dude with shit to do,
After that, I got in some quality work on the page, as you no
The last hand, I had two Aces. I went "all in" again.
About 30 days ago, Mrs. Bart said she wanted to see Billy Idol
in concert on May 9th.
My friend Teri the Ghost-Buster was
featured at the Brady Theater on The Travel Channel.
It's the perfect place to see a concert (we saw Zappa,
Heart, Yes, ELP, Kansas, ZZ Top,
So that Saturday morning, we drove to the Brady to get Billy Idol
We left at six, went to the Mexicali Border cafe, which will do.
But since people are tequila ignorant, some
We made that happen, and now we're off to the big Billy Idol concert
- front row tickets.
I said, "Dude, I'm just checking the song list."
Minutes later, heading towards our front row seats, that
same usher asks to see my tickets.
To quote Randi Rhodes... "Oklahoma..........please." (BCR 74)
Because I am a professional comedy writer (That's
what it says on my taxes because
Mrs. Bart had one of the great nights of her life. Dozens of
you have met Mrs. Bart,
OK, so Billy Idol is all first-row friendly at his concerts,
...he grabbed Mrs. Bart's hand and sung a verse to her.
Mrs. Bart's cortical islands were shooting Roman Candals in every direction.
Billy Idol was so much fun to watch.
Are you sitting down?
Billy has that cosmic energy that Plant threw away in the
Billy played more hits than Plant, even tho Plant wrote about
60 great songs.
The only thing that didn't work was Steve Stevens's guitar solo. He
did a Bolero/Flaminco
Funny, when we got home, there was Robert Plant on Letterman,
playing a very boring song.
So if you get a chance to see Billy Idol - do it.
May 10 05 Wichita, KS The Cotillion
Tell Billy that Mrs. Bart's husband says "Hey!"
Subject: the new page look
I've been a fan of your site since day one
and the new look is subtle,
Also, I'm doing radio tomorrow, so next page is Wednesday.
Heidi Klum marrying a Seal today?
Use this portal
Perkel's new Church
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