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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush's Death Trap
GOP-er calls for Iraq pullout 
Who censors China's web? 
Ex-Bushie: 9-11 an inside job?
No beheadings in Iraq lately? 
USA is losing patience on Iraq 
US Officers: Military can't win 
M. Jackson runs the table 
Holmes converts to Scientology


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"People who listen to Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, they like red meat. It's very hard for
  a liberal to throw red meat simply because the issues are more complex than you can reduce
  down to a soundbite, although I think we have to learn to speak in that new grammar."
     --Bill Moyers, who might need to visit  bartcop.com,      Attribution

 He's right - so many liberal voices sound like John Kerry's put-me-to-sleep speeches.
  Democrats need to learn the language most Americans use.


 Bush's 'Happy Thoughts' Death Trap
   by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

 A macabre "Peter Pan" syndrome has driven the Iraq War from the start, with Bush and
 his neoconservative advisers acting as if happy thoughts about an easy victory and some
 pixie dust of propaganda would let them soar over the realities on the ground. This wishful
 thinking has turned Iraq into a death trap for American troops and tens of thousands of Iraqis.

 Rather than look at the military prospects realistically, Bush and his advisers pursued a consistent
 policy of wishful thinking, deceiving the American public about the war's cost in both money and blood,
 and ultimately deluding even themselves.

 Reality was banished not only from the pre-war WMD justifications, it's been barred from
 mid-war assessments, too. But the hard truth - recognized from the start by many military experts
 - was that U.S. chances for prevailing in Iraq were never very good and certainly would come at a high price.


 Note: Robert Parry's consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the Internet


 GOP lawmaker calls for Iraq pullout

  Click  Here

 "When I look at the number of men and women who have been killed -- it's almost over 1,700 now,
 in addition to close to 12,000 have been severely wounded -- and I just feel that the reason of going in
 for WMDs, the ability of the Iraqis to make a nuclear weapon, that's all been proven that it was never there,"
 Rep. Walter Jones of North Carolina said on ABC's "This Week."

 Just like Vietnam, the tide is starting to turn. The question is, how many thousands of soldiers
  will we lose because the always-faithfull GOP will stand with Bush while the scared-to-death
  Democrats are afraid to speak.

 You're heard it here a hundred times, we have to depend on the GOP to change this country
  because the Democrats can't summon the courage.  As time drags on, as hundreds more soldiers
  are shipped home in body bags, the GOP will increasingly call for an end to Bush's nightmare.

 If the scared-bunny, pink-tutu Democrats could somehow summon some courage, they could
  save hundreds or thousands of lives, but asking a Democrat to come up with some courage is
  like asking Antartica to come up with some fresh Bixby corn - it just ain't gonna happen.


 Subject: Why Kerry got his ass kicked

 To put it simply, because "anybody but Bush" was insufficient as a campaign theme.
 It makes people ask the question, "ANYBODY but Bush?  How about a Flat Stanley cutout?
 Is that better than Bush?"   If John Kerry showed even 1/10 of the fighting spirit Howard Dean had,
 he would have mopped the floor with that idiot fake Texan from Connecticut.

 I probably disagree, but you know me - not one to argue.
 Bush was a total moron who ruined a great economy and lied us into a war and pretty much
 turned Clinton's Paradise into Bush's Hell and Kerry decided answering the Swift Boat liars
 wasn't necessary and then he took the summer off and told his convention to "play nice."

 That's why the Republicans are shitting-in-their-pants terrified of our new DNC chairman,
 and will do whatever they have to do to take the wind out of his sails (it ain't working),  whereas
 if we had a Kerryite in there, they'd just laugh and get on with their business of destroying America.

 I agree 100 percent with that.
  If Dean was a mindless buffoon, Unka Dick wouldn't be attacking him.
  They have to de-sac ANY leftie who shows some balls.



"Bush is ruining the military."
   -- Wes Clark, (D-Sac) outspoken Democrat    Attribution


 Subject: cancelled O'Reilly cruise

 That was just bad advertisement. They should have advertised it as
 a pedophile cruise, and they would have need a whole fleet of ships.

 Speaking of advertisement, sometimes a company has the best spokesman possible.

 What do you get with Dennis Miller?
 A NetZero.

 Williard the comedian

 ha ha


 Former Bushie says 9-11 likely inside job

  Click  Here

 A former chief economist in the Labor Department during Bush's first term now believes
 the official story about the collapse of the WTC is 'bogus,' saying it is more likely that a
 controlled demolition destroyed the Twin Towers and adjacent Building No. 7.

"It is hard to exaggerate the importance of a scientific debate over the cause(s) of the collapse
 of WTC and building 7," said Morgan Reynolds, Ph.D this week from his Texas A&M office.

"Only professional demolition appears to account for the full range of facts associated with the
 collapse of the three buildings."

 If they knew to plant the explosives, then they knew a plane was coming.
 Otherwise, what would their excuse be?



 Subject: a point of contention

 How many has the current torture saved...?
 How many has the current torture turned against the U.S.  us enuff to kill its citizens..?

 i, know...you have some scenario that takes place and a single act if torture saves millions..i, know i, know.....
 You find the Geneva convention "quaint " to...?
 i m surprised, Bart......

 Keep hammerin though,  Pard...
 I m startin to see bruises...

 Dwick, my position on torture is widely misunderstood.
  I am totally against torture in 99 percent of all cases.
  Only in the "perfect storm" sense would I green light torture.

 The argument I have is with the "never" folks, the folks who would
  let 10M people die because "torture is always wrong."

 In almost every case, "never" and "always" make a statement or position false.


 Subject: BCR for the deaf

 Being deaf, I cannot hear Bartcop Radio.
 Are transcripts available?

 Matt, I'm just one dude who can't keep up, but I'll post this
 in case somebody wants to get in the BCR transcription business :)

 Thanks for reading


 Poll: USA is losing patience on Iraq

  Click  Here

 Nearly six in 10 Americans say Bush should withdraw some or all of its troops from his quagmire,
 a new Gallup Poll finds, the most downbeatrealistic view of the war since it began in 2003.

 Patience for the war has dropped sharply as optimism has ebbed and violence against U.S. troops
 hasn't abated. For the first time, a majority would be "upset" if President Pigheaded sent more troops.
 A new low, 36%, say troop levels should be maintained or increased.

 The souring of public opinion presents challenges for the president, who has vowed to stay the course
 because he thinks changing one's mind shows weakness.


 Subject: torture to save 10M people?

 Torture is dirty business and wrong.
 I'm not into that snuff porn crap.
 But I ask you, when that front door comes crashing in, what kind of man are you going to be?

 ha ha
 I'm a liberal with a gun.
 You don't want to kick in my front door..

 Seriously.  Your question itself is a load of nonsense.
 It somehow asserts that such a fantastical  scenario could actually take place.

 Not in this world Jack!  This is pure science fiction.

 It's good to know Al Qaeda and 9-11 are fictional,
  and that they could never get hold of a nuke.


 No beheadings in Iraq lately?

 What could explain this lack of barbarism?

Zarqawi had a change of heart and wants to play nice?

   Not likely. These religio-crazies never come back from Handjob City.

Zarqawi has been unable to catch any more civilian contractors?

   Not likely. There are what, 200,000 Westerners in Iraq, spread out over
   100 cities and Zarqawi can't manage to grab a single one in all these months?

Zarqawi realized that beheadings were becoming common, and no longer
   had the power to shock and strike terror into Western hearts?

   Not likely. I got creeped out every time one occured, and I'm a big, strong man.
   I'm so creeped out, I never clicked on the beheader-cam to see what happened..

Does it seem odd that Zarqawi never beheaded a soldier?

   It seems damn odd to me that Zarqawi would want to murder people who were
   there to provide phone service and build water plants, but not soldiers with guns.

   It seems like Zarqawi got orders to stop the executions, isn't that rather obvious?
   ...but from whom?

   The BFEE?

   I know, that sounds crazy on the surface, but all the major players in this drama
   are CIA or ex-CIA and all the power and wealth in the world are at stake.

   Would evil men climb into bed with the Devil for unlimited wealth and power?


 Officers: Military can't end Iraq insurgency
  The solution will have to come through the political process

  Click  Here

 BAGHDAD - A growing number of senior American military officers in Iraq have concluded
 there is no long-term military solution to an insurgency that has killed thousands of Iraqis and
 more than 1,300 (Liars, the number is at least 1700) U.S. troops in the last two years.

 Instead, officers say, the only way to end the guerrilla war is through Iraqi politics - an arena
 that has been crippled by divisions between Shiite Muslims and Sunni Muslims, who are a
 minority in Iraq and form the base of support for the insurgency.

"I think the more accurate way to approach this right now is to concede that... this insurgency
 is not going to be settled through military options or military operations," Brig. Gen. Donald Alston,
 the chief U.S. military spokesman in Iraq, said last week, echoing other senior officers.
"It's going to be settled in the political process."

 But Bush the Murder Monkey doesn't know how to settle anything politically.
 His foreign policy consists of "We'll go it alone" and"Kill, kill, kill."


 Subject: BCR Show 76 feedback

 Hmmm, nothing in the first 36 hours...


 Microsoft, Yahoo, Google team up to censor China's web
  "Fuck democracy, we want to make more millions"

  Click  Here

 Users of Microsteal's new China-based Internet portal have been blocked from using the words
 "democracy", "freedom" and "human rights" in an apparent move by Bill Gates to appease Beijing.
 Other words Microsteal forbids include "Taiwan independence" and "demonstration".

 Bloggers who enter such words or other politically charged or pornographic content are prompted
 with a message that reads: "This item should not contain forbidden speech such as profanity.
 Please enter a different word for this item".

 Officials at Microsteal refused to comment.


 Subject: torture and Jack Bauer comments

 Bart, you're right.
 The correct choice is to torture someone when ten million lives are at stake.

 A liberal would never admit that, and that's why liberals lose elections.
 A progressive would see the tradeoff is a devil's tradeoff where there are
 no right answers, but one answer is less wrong than the other.

 You have the cojones to say the truth.  Keep swinging.

 ChicoMike, funny how this season of 24 echoed my "perfect storm" for allowing torture.

They knew their scumbag was 100% guilty.
They knew the nuke was due to go off before sunrise the next day
They knew it was aimed at some big city, turns out it was LA.

 But of course, I'm not "pro-torture" any more than I'm "pro-cop killing,"
  but ...if a crooked cop was about to kill me or one of Mrs. Bart's cats...


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 Call the BartPhone - 918-748-1714 - tell me how to reach you.

 Pink Floyd reunites for Live 8

  Click  Here

 Any squabbles Roger and the band have had in the past are so petty in this context,
 and if reforming for this concert will help focus attention then it's got to be worthwhile," Gilmour said.

 I repeat my earlier worry that the whore media is going to screw this all up.
 I'd like to see the entire Pink Floyd and U2 sets - beyond that there's not much here.

 Sure, we could get some good performances from Coldplay or Velvet Revolver, but the truth is
 there aren't many groups left that could even get me to change the channel to watch them.



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 Michael Jackson runs the "Not Guilty" table
  Conservative jury tells D.A Sneddon to eat it with a big-ass spoon

 My good friend Jeffrey Toobin said if MJ could get past Count Two, he'd be home free.
  Count Two was the "Goodbye, Michael" Count.

 By finding him not guilty on all ten counts, the all-white jury seemed to be saying to extra-eager Sneddon,
"Why did you bother to bring charges against this man with no better evidence than this?"

 I was shocked and surprised.
  I would've bet they were going to hang him.

 FOXwhore.com says that prosecutors were celebrating victory last weekend since the jury
  was sequestered but I didn't mention it because we don't so the rumor thing here at  bartcop.com

 The benefits to all of us?
  We don't have to spend the next 20 years reading about what some prison bully forced Jackson to do,
  and better yet, we don't have to endure the "Michael Jackson's Murder" True Hollywood Story.
  No way he was going to survive prison.

 Nancy Grace - ha ha
  She's gotta be seriously suicidal.
  The idea that a man was accused of a crime - a sex crime - and then was found "Not guilty"
  has gotta have her climbing the walls at her new mansion that Scott Peterson bought her.

 But seriously, shouldn't we arrest any parent, from now on,
  who's willing to deliver their little boy to Michael Jackson for the weekend?
  But then again, Neverland is probably a safer place to be than your local Catholic Church.

 I mean, ...why do you think they call a priest's living quarters the "rectory?"

 Rectory: Function: noun, adjective: relating to, affecting, or being near the rectum



 Subject: dear master debater

 Bart, you wrote,

 "How do we win in a world where facts don't count?"

 In posing a question that assumes "we win" to include some
 number less than everyone on the planet, we all lose.


 It is your competitiveness that clouds your vision.

 ha ha
 If I was more willing to lose, I'd win more often?

 To rebut your premise the question becomes, "to whom?".
 Lighten up and stand for what you stand for.
"We" don't have to "win" to succeed at what counts.

 crazy chris, the monkey from boca

 Dude, you need to go back to grade school and learn what words mean.
  Better yet, have a second grader read what I wrote and have him explain it to you.

 The vulgar Pigboy attacks Hillary for being "queer," while his president
  put a gay prostutite on his payroll using a fake name to ask fake questions.

 Hillary did not do that.
  Your second grade friend will be able to explain what I meant by "the facts don't count."


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 Notorious B.I.G. Suit Drops Defendants

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 Relatives of Notorious B.I.G. have removed from their wrongful death lawsuit a man who
 had been accused of conspiring to kill the 24-year-old entertainer and also plan to remove
 another man, leaving the city of Los Angeles as the sole defendant.

 Attorney Perry Sanders, who represents the Wallace family, said the case is still strong.

"This is a civil rights case against the city of Los Angeles," Sanders said.
"This has always been a case against the city."


 Subject: Malloy has gone Green

 Malloy has gone "Green", Bart.

 Malloy is a SMART man, Bart.

 What you gonna do, Bart?

 I'd like to get away from the sacless cowards, too.
 They don't mind that Bush is destroying America, they just want to attack Dean.

 Greens are aggressive. They've come after me lots of times.

 ...but I hate to assign any "goings" to Mike until I hear him, myself.


 Employee Discount

 Isn't it odd that General Motors offered the nation their "employee discount"
 the same week that they announced the layoffs of 25,000 GM employees?


 Michael Jackson looks to rebuild career

  Click  Here

 Now that Michael Jackson has been cleared of child molestation charges, the next
 big question is whether he can rebuild a shattered career and work his way out of deep debt.

 Experts in image management and the music industry say Jackson could make a modest
 comeback singing the hits that made him famous, especially in Europe and Asia.

 Whatever Jackson does next, he added, especially if it's soon, will "get enormous attention,"
 Kragen said, adding, "The best thing for him to do would be something that's unexpected."

 I have just the remedy for MJ, it was in a BCR radio show that's over a year old.
  The answer?  Pretend you can sing and hire a band and go into show business.

 Michael should hire a 5-piece rock band, practice up on 20 songs and go on tour.
  Don't play Prague, Antwerp, Quito, Minsk, Pyoungyang or Kongsvinger.
  Play Albuquerque, OKC, Tulsa, Shreveport, Littls Rock - you know, normal places.

 No circus clowns,
  no Ferris wheels,
  no monkeys,
  no Macauley Culkin,
  no Liz Taylor.

 No Elephant Man bones,
  no oxygen chambers,
  no Diane Sawyer,
  no umbrellas,
  no psychics.

 No 50-man entourage,
  no string of black limos,
  no 200-piece orchestra,
  no lotteries for tickets,
  no bullshit.

 First thing you gotta do, Michael, is undo the decades of horseshit you built for yourself.
  Convince people you're from Planet Earth and trust me, you've taken a BIG first step.
  Just get out there and act like a human being who wrote some good songs and f-ing sing them.

 ...just trying to help a confused dude get back on his feet.


 Subject: besides Hillary?

 Bart, what kind of a hardon do you have for that woman?

 Mostly political, but smart women are a turn on for me...

 She, like so many of her colleagues in the senate, voted for the war, the patriot act, and NCLB...
 three of the most regressive pieces of legislation signed into law in my lifetime.

 Also, if she's the nominee in 2008 we'll be looking at another eight years of a GOP white house.
 PLEASE wake up, and see this woman for what she is.

 Jason, funny that you failed to mention who might be better.
 If you're going to dis Hillary, at least name someone you like.

 ...you're not wanting to give Kerry another shot, are you?


 Klein says Bill raped Hillary
  Rove is swift-boating Hillary 31/2 years early

  Click  Here

"I'm going back to my cottage to rape my wife," Klein quotes Bill in 1979.
 In the morning, the Clintons' room "looked like World War III.
 There are pillows and busted-up furniture all over the place," an unnamed source tells Klein. "

 This is how afraid of Hillary they are.


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 Heard on the Street

 Congrats to Mesereau for doing a very good job of defending Jackson,
 but with such a feeble prosecution, Bubbles the Chimp could've handled
 Michael's defense and still gotten an acquital.

 FOX's Wendy Murphy....minutes before the verdict is read, tells Shepherd Smith:
'Obviously, clearly we are looking at multiple guilty verdicts. They deliberated too long
 for an acquittal and not long enough for a hung jury.'  Judge Napolitano, normally a
 much more conservative analyst, agrees, making the fatal mistake of going out on a limb
 and guessing, and it comes back to hit them in the face badly. When Shepherd Smith (of Fox)
 and Nancy Grace (of Hell) mention that courtroom observers have said that the jury is not
 looking at Jackson, Wendy Murphy, Nancy Grace, Shep Smith and Judge Nap all agree
 on their respective shows that it means a guilty verdict


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"Michael Jackson is back at Neverland. Do you know where your prepubescent son is, dear?
  Yes, dear friends, Michael Jackson is free. Honestly, white people get away with everything!
  So, one more jury has found someone "not guilty by reason of celebrity." Surely, you are not
  naive enough to be surprised, are you?  So, once again, it is cookies and porn time at Neverland.
  As if young boys didn't have enough to worry about with priests lurking around!
  Goodness me, it's enough to drive a gal to Jesus Juice!
    -- Betty Bowers, reacting to the verdict,     Attribution


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 Katie Holmes converting to Scientology
  Also taking "bad acting" lessons to be closer to Tom


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 Katie Holmes, in London as Mrs. Batman, was asked if she was turning Scientologist,
 a religion that's mocked by many but in reality is no crazier than most religions.

"Yes, I am, and I'm really excited about it," she gushed like a giddy schoolgirl.

 Katie, get the wedding over with before you throw your God away for him.
 God has a terrible temper, and there's no telling how vengeant he'll be.

 Also, (and don't think I follow these things) I think I read that Katie boasted
 about still being a virgin, which is always a stupid thing to declare because the
 press will ask you each and every day, "Are you still a virgin?"

 But won't Cruise's career die if he doesn't marry her and stay with her a decade?
 Will his fans tolerate her deflowering and dumping by Mr. Mega-star?

  Bonus Gossip
 Is the Cruise-Holmes relationship a hoax?
  Was Katie Tom's second choice for a beard?

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"The Garner plan began last summer, that's when Cruise met with Jennifer Garner,"
 my source says, "just like he eventually had a meeting with Katie Holmes."

"When Jennifer moved into her new home, Tom starting sending her gifts,"
 my source says. "That's when she called him and said, 'It has to stop.'
 She told him she was with Ben. That's when the Katie plan took hold."

 Poor Tom.
  If he could act, he mighta gotten away with it


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