"Those who wrote the Constitution believed
that morality was
essential to the well-being of society and
of religion was the best way to foster morality."
--Justice Antonin Scalia, tearing
down Jefferson's wall between church and state,
so we can
all worship the one true God - The Catholic God, Attribution
Last Watergate Mystery
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
What were the Republican burglars seeking
when they bugged the Democratic
headquarters and what, if anything, did they do
with that information?
...the mystery turned to two other questions
that went up the chain of Nixon's command:
Who authorized the operation and who organized
"Don't you see what a marvelous opportunity
for the committee," Nixon said on July 2, 1971.
"They can really take this and go. And make speeches
about the spy ring. · But you know
what's going to charge up an audience. Jesus
Christ, they'll be hanging from the rafters·
Going after all these Jews. Just find one that
is a Jew, will you."
My good friend G. Gordon Liddy has
an amazing take on the burglary.
He says John Dean organized the whole thing, and
the true mission of the burglars
was to locate the Watergate office of a Madam (call
girls) and remove records
that proved Dean's wife was one of the prostitutes.
Note: consortiumnews.com is
the most important site on the internet
Pigboy hits new low
Selling "fun" Gitmo t-shirts
OxyContin quaffing, Bush worshipping, torture
apologist Rush Limbaugh
has plumbed a new low in both sickness and inaccuracy.
Limbaugh has been hawking a new line of
caps, T-shirts and mugs that depict
the Guantanamo Bay detention camp in Cuba as a
One T-shirt reads, "Your Tropical Retreat
from the Stress of Jihad."
Another reads, "I Got My Free Koran and Prayer
Rug at G'itmo"
and another, "My Mullah went to Club G'itmo and
All I Got Was
This Lousy T-Shirt" and a fourth, ""What happens
in G'itmo Stays in G'itmo."
Limbaugh has been promoting the products
on his radio show in an attempt to
bolster the Bush administration's recent assertions
that Camp X-Ray really is a
nice place to stay, in the face of its critics
calling for the camp's closure.
Recall, this is the same Rush Limbaugh who
last year said the Abu Ghraib prison
guards were "just having a good time" and "blowing
off some steam."
Subject: letter to the
A recent CIA report states that Iraq has
surpassed Afghanistan as the leading motivator
and training ground for anti-American terrorists.
In a separate press appearance, CIA Director
Porter Goss made a similar observation. Clearly,
an isolated dictatorship has mutated into
a lethal academy that did not exist between 9/11
and the Bush's invasion.
The war's defenders argue that it's better
to fight them there than here, but it's a delaying action
at best. And if the war in Iraq has inspired new
jihadists, while the occupation prepares them,
it is no stretch to conclude that every dollar
we've spent on that war has paid for a program to
recruit and train our enemies, with American troops
as live targets. That's enough to indict Bush
as Osama's most effective fundraiser and the world's
leading sponsor of anti-American terrorism.
"The Supreme Court is issuing several major
decisions today, but the biggest may be
in the case it didn't take: In an order issued
a few minutes ago, the court said it will not
hear the appeals of Time's Matthew Cooper or
the New York Times' Judy Miller in the
Valerie Plame case. Cooper wrote a story on
the Plame case. Miller didn't. That means
that both Cooper and Miller will soon be in
jail. Meanwhile, Robert Novak and whoever
it is that leaked Plame's identity to him continue
to go free."
--Tim Grieve, Attribution
Novak helped Bush get even with Plame's husband, so Bush ordered
his whores on the
Supreme Court to let the felon with the broken hip off the hook and screw
America has shed all pretense that we're a nation of laws.
Laws only apply when a Democrat's zipper is involved.
Then we are a nation of laws and the law must be upheld
or the flag falls.
flag is falling - as I diddle another man's wife with my left hand."
What if we use reverse engineering on this?
Who or what was in the WTC that needed to be destroyed?
Subject: BCR feedback
Bart, your shows do keep getting better.
I'm not sure what you can do about the current
state of affairs but I'd advise you
to just keep saying what you've got to say, because
that's the job you've chosen.
If we ever escape the nightmare in the Middle
East that Bush has gotten us into and
the nightmare here in America that Bush has gotten
us into, maybe we could have a
discussion on the role of soldiers in conflicts. While
the conflict is raging evidently is
not the best time. Live and learn.
Re the Democrats.
1. They couldn't find their "courage" (ahem)
with both hands and a flashlight,
and if they did stumble upon it, they wouldn't
know what to do with it.
2. Mr. Rove must have the hottest collection
of polaroids in the history of politics to render them all so terrified.
I don't know what it's going to take to
get our country back, but I'm getting the feeling
the solution will be a revolutionary one, as in
one that hasn't been tried yet. I hope we're
smart enough to recognize it when it comes along.
Keep swinging, Bart.
BTW, I got a complaint - from a chronic
complainer - that all published radio reviews are positive.
Could somebody please write with a a negative radio
review so I can publish it?
(Must be a subscriber)
can Bart! - I can!
We Match Their Intensity?
Religious insanity is a powerful tool, so is W
Why have conservative Christians so vehemently
backed George W. Bush?
It's not because they want their social
security handed over to Charles Schwab.
It's not because they want their children to pay
for the war in Iraq.
It's not because they love missile defense systems,
or arsenic in their drinking water.
It's not because they support no-bid contracts
It's not because they want to drill for oil in
It's not because they want Usama bin Laden to go
No, it's none of these things.
The conservative Christians support Bush
conservative Christian (religiously
an aspiring cartoonist?
Bartcop.com has joined forces with seedsofdoubt.com
to give new artists a place to display their work.
Send your stuff to firstname.lastname@example.org
Coolers and Karl Rove Don't Mix
saw it on fauxnewshannel.com
Rove conveyed to an audience of GOP supporters
liberalism is dying in America because
the left isn't prone to lump all Muslims into the
same category as 19 deranged Arabian and
Syrian hijackers. "I actually managed to
say most of that stuff with a straight face," he joked.
"If the press didn't spin it as a brilliant, calculated
maneuver, I'd probably regret saying it,"
chuckled the chubby cream puff.
Subject: Supreme Court
- Kelo v. New London was Correct
Regarding the Kelo v. New London decision
I wrote to Buzzflash the morning after the
decision (they were blasting the progressives like
everyone else) and posted a short analysis on Americablog
that the Court actually got this
decision correct. In the first place, anytime
Rhenquist, Scalia, Thomas and O'Connor are on
the dissent in a property case you can (bet) that
the decision was a correct one.
All of this nonsense I have been reading
about Joe buying out Dick, and Dick screwing Joe's wife
for Bob's Goofy golf interest, etc, is pure
horse manure and is exactly what O'Connor was arguing.
Eminent Domain is only to be exercised in conditions
of necessity with regards to the welfare
of the community;
and this necessity must rise to highest of judicial burdens known to
The problem with Emient Domain in your community
is not the power to exercise it legally,
equitibly, and fairly, it is with corrupt officials
who abuse this most sacred trust.
So, if Joe buys out Bob to stick Jack, its
your local officials who should be hung, not 2,000 years of Law
that has proven necessary for a government's survival. What
is good for the bee, is good for the hive.
Applied in a "fair" and "equitible" way w.r.t.
soveriegn welfare, it works out just fine.
So the decision was correct; all this crap
I hear over the blogs is worthless trash
-- you have a problem with Eminent Domain, don't
vote thugs to run your city council.
Jim, did you really write that? I think you just said,
"Politicians are honest and will generally
do what's right for the people."
That sounds to me like crazy talk.
From your point of view, maybe that was good law.
But I don't think men with power can be trusted to do what's right.
That's why business transactions come with a receipt.
That's why there are contracts, that's why there are laws.
That's why so much business is done C.O.D - because you can't trust
It would also follow, then, that Bush & Cheney stole power
to help weakest of us?
I don't think so...
force the issue
wins file sharing case
The court, as always, ruled for the billionaires
Hollywood hailed a US Supreme Court ruling
that gives the greedy billionaires
more power to crack down on the fans who enjoy
listening to music and watching films.
"Today's unanimous ruling is an historic victory
for intellectual property in the digital age,
and is good news for the people who can no lobger
enjoy the arts," said a lackey for
the greedy billionaires. "The Supreme Court sent
a strong and clear message that
they will stand by big business at the expense
of the little guys. "
What they don't seem to get is only
the super-rich are affected by this.
Speilberg, Geffen, the Weinsteins etc can never
spend all their money, but the
court-for-sale has ruled they need more money, and
fans need less music.
I know Lars Ulrich is changing pants every five minutes today.
Now Lars can have Johnny Law put his fans in federal prison, not
just his lawyer.
I recently graduated from OSU getting my
degree after 20 yrs in the military.
I retired in October of 2000, one month before
dipshit Bush took over and
before the mess we are in now.
One of my favorite I guess you could call
it sports was being in political science
or other class with the junior Bush Youth Corps.
I go after them with a vengeance
about their heroes like Reagan and the Bush's.
Then to top it off as they were sputtering
and calling me a "Clinton lover" (actual quote)
I say, "Oh btw I'm retired military," and
flash my ID. I swear Bart it was like watching
bobble heads in an earthquake!
I tell them look 9-11 may have happened
no matter what or we may have stopped some of it.
There is no 100%. I never liked the Bushes,
yet I was willing to back King George II and felt
we should go after Osama, but then the SOB went
in half assed and with just one eye on the ball·
Anyway keep up the work!
Draft Howard Dean in 08!
Dude, thanks for that, and a shot of Chinaco Anejo for
your 20 years...
Groups Praise Santorum
Thumping handjob gets a humanity makeover
Santorum, (R-HJ), has won high praise from
the Humane Society for pushing
legislation aimed at ending breeding facilities
known as puppy mills.
PETA also finds him a friend. "He's a man
with a heart," guessed Mary Sweetland,
director of research and investigations for the
Norfolk, Va.-based PETA.
Santorum, kudged insane by a majority of
Americans, said those who think of
animal rights as a liberal cause should not be
surprised to find him in this camp.
He said having pets makes for a healthier home.
Yep, he must be starting his 2006 re-election
They're spending money trying to tie a "human" ribbon
to this ugly, self-hating thing.
the world sees Bush's Amerikkka
Wallace family vs the LA Cops
Monday - the court recessed until Thursday at the request of Wallace
Perry Sanders Jr. because the Judge found that previously undisclosed tapes
in the LAPD's
possession indicated that David Mack and Raphael Perez worked for Death
The family dropped comprehensive subpoenas on Internal Affairs
Monday morning, (to which
the City objected and the Judge overruled) and ordered the information
produced. Finally the judge,
in the middle of trial, has determined that the plaintiffs have shown enough
evidence that they have
not been provided everything they are due under the law.
In other words, the city of LA is hiding something.
Are they hiding something because they're guilty?
Sanders is taking four depositions simultaneously and he, personally,
is taking the depositon
from the top Los Angeles Police internal affairs officer.
Bottom line? U.S. District Judge Cooper doesn't like liars
in her courtroom.
can be proven the the LAPD ordered witnesses to remain silent
to protect crooked, murdering cops and the police chief's daughter,
a large check may have to be written to Mrs Wallace.
A very large check...
really should be called "screwing the troops"
Bush put tax cuts for the super-rich
of armor for the troops he lied into battle.
"People are skeptical of what they're
hearing out of the Pentagon.
I think Rumsfeld's credibility has been
damaged by serious misjudgments."
--Gen. Barry McCaffrey (Ret.), to Keith
Olbermann, 6/23/05, Attribution
Trade Center Demolition
link will provide much insight into the actual fabrication
of the towers
and provides many more photos taken from the construction
archives of the towers.
In addition it gives some basic specs for
the ability of the towers to withstand the
impact of the type of aircraft claimed to have
struck that day.
Mad Vet, thanks for that.
Y'know, the WTC did survive the impact.
Did they study the effects of a plane freshly-loaded with jet fuel?
Monkey Lies Tonight CONTEST
We both know that Bush is going to tell lie after lie tonight.
"The war's going great, and we're winning!"
So before he starts lying, get your sign-making materials and
use your imagination
Remember how we did them in 2003?
Our third place winner - Ollie
Our second place winner - Allen H
Our Grand Prize winner - Cynthia H
So get a magic marker and some cardboard or paper streamers -
and Mock the
Monkey while he spews his bloody, deadly lies to steal
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Keep da hammer hangin', dude!
Dude, you're from Indiana?
I'd better send two WPE stickers, you'll need them.
When Tulsa holds a KKK rally, they import their haters from Indiana,
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only that, but the guy who cooked the books
global warming seem harmless?
just took a job at Exxon-Mobil.
"Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks
and wanted to
prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding
for our attackers."
- Karl Rove, 6/22/2005
"I am gratified that the Congress has united
so powerfully by taking this action.
It sends a clear message ÷ our people
are together, and we will prevail."
- Rove's Monkey, three days after 9-11.
The Senate voted 98-0 and the House voted 420-1 for a resolution
to use "all necessary and appropriate force" against those responsible
for the terrorism
and what did they get for standing with Rove's Monkey?
Condemnation, ridicule and name-calling.
Why are the Democrats not capable of learning?
As an explosives engineer (ex-military,
ex-NASA), I reserve judgment.
It could have been done. But it didn't necessarily
need to be done.
The conspiracy nuts jump straight to "proof" of
pre-planted explosives, saying
the twin towers couldn't have collapsed just from
impact, and the five-sided
puzzle factory had to have been hit by something
None of which is a fact. Resonance
amplification is a bitch, and without
going into the math, try this simple experiment: take
a block of wood, and
hold a match next to it. The block of wood
is not impressed. Now take two
blocks of wood, at a finger width or so apart,
and put a match between them.
Both will ignite. Energy is a wave, and it
Franken - The Truth about Lies
His three-hour radio show over for another
day, Al Franken - to many liberals, one of
the Last Great Hopes of the American Left, and "an
obnoxious prick" to his rightwing
detractors - steps out into the blistering New
York City heat and wilts. A sore back
explains his painful-looking waddle to the coffee
Is Franken, 54, over-doing it? His goofy
features seem to adorn every third taxi in the city.
There are the bestselling books, the TV appearances,
the political street-fighting, the corporate
event pay-days, entertaining US troops abroad,
and - perhaps, above all - his seemingly solo
jihad against what he tactfully calls "the greedy,
evil, warmongering bigots and scumbags of
the American Right". Oh, and next year he will
be moving his radio show to his home state of
Minnesota as he gears up for a possible run for
the US senate in 2008.
I would soooo like to see Al run and beat that soulless bastard
He's easily the most obnoxious freshman senator there is, unless you count
Al, if you run, we'll have you perma-linked here.
We'll run tons of Franken-Coleman stories, and if we can help with
some poison darts,
there's nobody more deserving than this turncoat bastard who peed on Wellstone's
One other thing - advice for Norm the worm:
Norm, tell your wife to keep her knees together and closer to the
senator's wife's knees should
below her elbows - in public.
And what this all about, Norm?
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Coleman trades his soul
kiss from a bloody Monkey.
Mrs Bart had heard about a new Mexican restaurant
at "Tulsa River Parks."
Hell, I didn't know Tulsa had a Riverparks.
We warmed up with cold and warm salsa and queso with fresh cilantro
plus a couple of margaritas made with El Tesoro de Don Felipe Anejo.
She had the sweet corn tamale cake cornbread w/ avacado and tomatillo sauce.
I had the usual, beef enchiladas.
Towards the end, I glanced up at this handsome
man and his pretty date/wife.
The way he carried himself was very James Bond.
His haircut might've cost him $100, his dark sunglasses
looked like Bono's.
He was in terrific shape, I'd guessed his age to
be late 20s or 30.
He was wearing shorts and I noticed he had
a plastic leg and I'll bet nobody
else noticed because it was a very realistic-looking
Being in his position, how cool it must
be to be able to walk into a crowded
restaurant and not have everybody
stare at you like you're some kinda freak.
...that's gotta be f-ing priceless.
My poker-trained mind snapped to attention
and estimated the odds that
he lost that leg serving our country in the military
- recently - at 9-to-1.
There was always that 1-in-9 chance that
he was run over by a train,
but this guy screamed military, or maybe
more elite, ...like James Bond.
I thought, "I should pay his Los Cabos bill
- buy his dinner,"
I had three ways to make this happen:
drop 3-4 twenty dollar bills
on his table and say "Thanks!" as I walk by.
That'd seem kinda cheap and flighty...
secretly tell a waiter, "I'd like
to charge Table 10's tab to my Visa..."
That had disaster written all over it. Cubby
could just steal my money.
Ask him, "Did you lose your leg in
our current war?" which isn't
something you talk about if you're eating dinner with your fiance.
...so I did nothing and I felt bad about
I'm asking you Disabled Vets...
The next time I run into a disabled,
probably-veteran in a restaurant and I'd
like to offer to pay for his dinner, how would
you suggest I approach him - if at all?
If you're a vet, put "vet" in the subject line when you reply.
Tuesday - high of
Wednesday - high of
Thursday - high of
Bring it on, Lord.
We're talking ...big, ...fat, ...juicy
ears of the best corn ever.
Monday, I went to Conrad
Farms, fine, luxury corn central and they
had a totally new strain of corn called "Peaches
Hey, I know it's a dumb name - what should they
call it "Strain 96?"
Like fine tequila, each strain has a different, Heavenly taste.
These were small ears with small
kernels and tons of silk.
silk is good for you. especially if you suffer
the horrors of gonorrhoea, so listen up, Bill O'Reilly!
So thank You, Lord, for sending the 100-degree, stifling, suffocating
heat - that's OK.
Thank You also, Lord, for the thunderstorms that bring torrents of leak-causing
100 degrees and raining?
This year's corn will rock like Shirley on St. Patty''s Day.
"I picked exactly the wrong words."
-- Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL), who cannot stop apologizing Attribution
Note: I'm in Oklahoma and I can't reach Durbin.
Could someone in Washington slap him and send me your
I'll send a smll check right away.
Subject: refelecting on
yesterday's arcticbeacon.com question
One might ask "Who is Bartcop and what
"Can we depend on him without a doubt?"
No, you can't.
Anything you see on bartcop.com should
be checked out.
I make mistakes and sometimes I spin the
news like O'Reilly does.
If you see it on buzzflash.com or consortiumnews.com or tbtm.com or
other real sites,
assume it's true, but with bartcop.com you
never know, it might be an attempt at humor..
There are no guarantees.
Some times one must rely on common sense
William Rodrigeuz is making public speaking engagments
telling exactly what happened to him.
Who do you choose to believe is the question.
I'm cool with that, but one can't hold up some unknown Dude's
intuition as "proof."
Hey, aren't you that janitor dude from the World Trade Center?
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Uncle Sam Bush as
the bad guy
America's reputation continues to suffer
around the world because of the
giggling murderer George W. Bush, according to
a new worldwide poll.
China has a better image than the US in most of
the European nations surveyed.
The poll illustrates a vast gulf between the way
America sees itself and the way
the rest of the world does.
Well sure, the American media refuses to
report what the world thinks.
They also censor the bad Iraq news so we think
we're winning that war.
They continue to protect Bush at all costs - after
hunting Clinton like a dog
for ten long years, constantly INVENTING "scandals" to
feed their viewers.
Then Bush gets us into a bloody quagmire
with his lies so he can loot the world and
the damn press jumps into bed with him. The New
York Whore Times, the WaHoPo,
the networks and magazines - they all protect Bush
and they refuse to list his crimes.
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Paula Abdul told California legislators
all about her unsanitary manicure.
"The pain was so excruciating that even my
hair touching my thumb
caused me to scream," Abdul said with a straight
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