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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
War or Impeachment?
No Monkey Bounce 
Army promotes Torturers 
Tally's Tour de Lance
Sandra Day O'Conner
Bush reassures the troops 
Al Neuharth: Bush lied 
Bush and War Crimes
Katie can't be left alone - ever


 Quote of the Day

"I distrust those people who know 
  so well what God wants them to do, 
  because I notice it always coincides 
  with their own desires." 
     --  Susan B. Anthony 1896 

   Susan, you're my hero.



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"The typical flag waver these days is some asshole who wraps
   himself in the flag trusting that it will protect him from criticism
   and free him from the responsibility to do any critical thinking."
         --"Flags"   Attribution


 War or Impeachment
    by Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

 In the days ahead, American politicians and pundits will talk a lot about "leveling" with
 the people by speaking the hard truth about Iraq, meaning an admission that the war is
 sure to rage for years and require an even heavier sacrifice in money and blood.

 But this "leveling" will be just the latest spin. They won't tell you are these other hard truths:

 First, whatever lies ahead in the Iraq War, the outcome is almost certain to be far worse
 for Iraqis and Americans than it would have been if the U.S.-led invasion had never happened.
 Despite the uplifting political rhetoric about democracy and peace, the smart money is on a
 staggering death toll and a grisly civil war...

 The second hard truth is that the American people have only two choices on what to do next:
 they can continue to send their young soldiers into the Iraqi death trap for
 at least the next several years and hope for the best, or they can build a
 movement for impeaching George W. Bush and other administration officials
 - and then try to make the best of a bad situation in Iraq.

 Note: No doubt - consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the internet


 No Monkey Bounce
   Bush ratings unchanged by rehash speech

  Click  Here

 Just one week ago, Bush's job approval stood at 44%÷but it has now slipped to 43%,
 despite a speech intended to build support for his bloody quagmire. A new survey shows
 no "bump," with approval of his job performance at 45% in the final day of polling.

 Where voters live has some impact on their perceptions. Bush's rating remains strong in the
 South, where 51% of the uneducated racists approve of his bloody war and genocide in Iraq.

 In Oklahoma, Bush's war support is 57 percent.
 The stupider the state, the higher Bush's support is.


 Subject: Boondocks?


 Any idea why it's fall in Boondock-land?
 I'm not sure when it started, but I noticed it last week - the kids
 are wearing sweaters, the wind is blowing, and the leaves are falling
 ... but it's the first week of  summer!

 I'm sure Aaron is making a statement  - I guess I'm being überblonde
 and I'm not sure I get it.

 Maybe it's that America's democracy is in the Autumn of it's lifetime?

 just a thought


Gannon Golf

Bush's gay hooker opens a golf course near DC.


"If someone says I am a disloyal Republican because I am not
  supporting my party, let them say it. War is bigger than politics."
     --Sen. Chuck Hagel,  (R-Diebold)  Attribution


 Outrage: Army promotes Torturers

  Click  Here

 The Pentagon has promoted or nominated for promotion two senior Army officers who
 oversaw interrogations during the height of the Abu Ghraib prisoner-abuse scandal.

 The Army promoted Walter Wodjakowski to head Fort Benning, Ga. It has also nominated
 Marc Warren, the top military lawyer in Baghdad at the time, to be a brigadier, general.

 A third officer, Barbara Fast took command earlier this year of  Fort Huachuca, Ariz.

 An independent inquiry led by a James R. Schlesinger faulted all three officers for their actions
 in Iraq, but a subsequent review by the Army's inspector general exonerated all of them.

 You see how Bush works?
 He says, "We don't allow torture because it's against the law," and then he winks.
 Those who read the winks get promoted, even tho they were guilty of the crimes committed.


 Subject: War of the Worlds


 I enjoyed your review of War of the Worlds.  I agree with a lot of it.
 When I saw it I kept thinking during all the bombardment scenes,
"This is what it felt like to be in Baghdad during the Shock and Awe bombing."

 There is something chilling about overwhelming, implacable, pitiless technology.
 Who would have thought we would become like gacky little alien slimeballs?

 It also reminded me of the chimp when, after the technology surrounding
 them crashed,  what controlled the machines was a weak little sack of shit.


Saw it on   nobodycouldhavepredicted.blogspot.com

 Sandra Day O'Conner

 I sit hear steaming at the tributes to this lady.
 Oh sure, she could've been worse - they say she even saved the day a few times by
 being the "normal" conservative, but I heard a story about her that just pisses me off.

 The bimbo on CNN says when O'Conner graduated law school, she was third in her class,
 but when she tried to get a job as a lawyer, potential employers turned down again and again
 "because she was a woman."

 She eventually had to settle for a job as a law clerk, and then she clawed her way up the ladder
 until Reagan's people picked her to be their token woman (sexism insurance) on the court.

 Once she got in a position to make big changes, she did what Clarence "Slappy" Thomas did
 and said, "Screw those behind me" and voted with the "Men only" party more often than not.

 What causes people to vote against themselves and their kind?

 O'Conner, a victim of neanderthal, pregnant-in-the-kitchen GOP thinking, chose to keep
 the chains and shackles on women and minorities half the time, just like Slappy Thomas.

 Once Slappy made it into whitey's BIG house, he decided that Affirmative Action was no
 longer needed, even tho he benefitted from it.  You'd think, that after being the victim of anti-female,
 caveman bias, O'Conner might've taken steps to educate her fellow monkeys. but nooooooooooo.

 And who among us will for get Election Day 2000, O'Conner was at some snippy, DC cocktail party,
 and when she heard that Gore carried Florida, she blurted out, "Oh No!"

 "Oh, no!?"
 "Oh, no!?" that democracy worked?
 "Oh, no!?" that the voters were a better judge of character than she was?
 "Oh, no!?" that America would go the way the majority wanted?

 Sandy soon found herself in a position to "fix" the voter error by rewarding the idiot son of her
 friend (and CIA Head Spook) Herbert Herbert ...and then she took a giant dump on the Constitution.

 The best thing I can say about Sandy was that her replacement will be more of a Nazi than she was.

 Last thing?
 I've learned over the years how to prevent being disappointed by the pink-tutu Democrats.
 You see, if you expect the sacless and wimpy Democrats to roll over and play dead while the
 Giggling Murderer can scratch their tummies and say, "Good boy, good boy,"
 ...it doesn't rip out your guts when Jon Stewart makes fun of them on his show, so much.


 Subject: Podcast BCR


 You need to get on this podcasting bandwagon.
 BCR is PERFECT for podcasting and will really expand your reach.

 Give it a try - its on itunes.

 ps If you use Apple, M$FT gets none of you $$$!

 Dude, I thought Podcasting was when you downloaded am MP3
 and listened to it on your little Pod machine, there.

 If that's right, I've been Podcasting almost two years.


 Tally's Tour de Lance

  Click  Here

  Stage 1

 HERE WE GOOOO! Day 1 of 21 race days.
 My name is Tally, and I am a Tour de Lance addict.
 It's Stage 1 of Lance's Chasing 7ú as the Discovery Networks are calling it.....
 And Lance's last professional race.


 USA Today founder says "Bush lied"
    Is this the first of hundreds to speak out?

  Click  Here

"I'm convinced the best way to support our troops in Iraq is to bring them home."
 Neuharth declared. He also compared Bush to LBJ, saying both "lied to us in wartime.
 The difference between Vietnam and Iraq is that there is no Cronkite to call Bush's bluff.

 Without a strong, trusted, non-political voice, too many of us remain Bush-blinded.
 Bush tried keeping the wool over our eyes again Tuesday by repeatedly tying Iraq to 9/11.
 That charge is as phony as his claim that Saddam had WMDs."


 Subject: McCartney

 i know i'm walking into dangerous territory with these next few remarks,
 but  i can't help myself.

 the beatle songs that i loathed were the mcCartney songs. yesterday,  blackbird, etc.
 and i hate wings. fuck wings.

 he doesn't play rock music, he's plays swing music. he sucks.
 the beatles: were lennon, harrison and ringo. in that order. period.

 hell, harrison's music, after the beatles, was still legitimate.
 sir paul can blow me.

 did you see his reader's digest interview ? what a tool.
 roger daltry expressed similar opinions about mcC on the stern show.
 when howard was giving sir paul high praise, daltry said he didn't care for his stuff.

 howard about choked.
 i laughed my ass off.


 I agree, but Paul deserves a pass because he's Paul McCartney.

 I thought it was small of Paul to horn his way into this show, as if
 he had a reputation for feeding the world before two months ago.

 As they said in the USAhoToday, people like Geldof and Bono and Sting
.have taken shit from the vulgar Pigboys of the world for decades- just because
 they weren't greedy-ass Republicans when it came to their time and money.

 In that respect, Paul ought not to be insisted Bono hand him the opening mic,
 he is Paul McCartney perhaps the closest thing we have to a living Elvis.

 BTW, this won't be a surprise by the time you read this, but rumor has it...

 McCartney and Bono are supposed to open the show with "Sgt Peppers"
 while wearing the Sgt.Peppers uniforms - that could suck or it could rule.

 As far as Paul's place in The Beatles?
 He was the Zeppelin to Lennon's Led.

 Paul was the "We can work it out" hippy optimist while
 Lennon was all "Life is very short, and there's no tiiiiiime..."
 Paul was writing silly love songs while Lennon was changing the world.
 We wouldn't have had a Beatles without Paul, so he gets a pass from me,

 ...as long as we don't have to listen to "Freedom" ever again.


 Bush reassures troops at Ft Bragg

  Click  Here

"Our objective is the independence of Iraq, and its freedom from attack.
 We want only that the people of Iraq be allowed to guide their own country.

 We will do everything necessary to reach that objective.
 And we will do only what is absolutely necessary.
 We do this to increase the confidence of the brave people of Iraq who have
 bravely borne this brutal battle for so many years with so many casualties.

 We will not be defeated.
 We will not grow tired.
 We will not withdraw,
 either openly or under the cloak of a meaningless agreement.
 We hope that peace will come swiftly.
 But we must be prepared for a long continued conflict."

 Wait, that's not Bush earlier this week - that's LBJ back in 1965
 when there were only 400 dead soldiers - not the 58,000 we ended up with.

 Should we make the same mistakes of the past?
 Can a Monkey learn when the lessons is clear?

 Will Bush change his mind before or after 58,000 men are dead?
 With the networks, talk radio, the weekly news magazines and the cable whores
 all cheering him on, slanting the news and covering his mistakes, I fear it may be after.

 They're not going to leave a single barrel of Iraqi oil.




"Someone in the White House revealed a CIA op's identity in order to discredit
  a report that the White House's claim of Hussein getting yellow-flake was untrue.
  People in high places in the administration commited a felony crime to protect a
  key false premise that the White House used to mislead us to war. That, more than
  anything else, represents for me the true malignance of this administration."
       --Commander Jeff Huber, US Navy (Retired),   Attribution


 Subject: how Reagan won


 The contest was rigged, I tuned in just to see the top 5 and the celebrity panel
 was Anthrax Coulter, Dennis Miller, and Randy Jackson (American Idol).

 Once they announced who the finalists were,
 I pretty much figured it was rigged to pick Reagan, so I turned the shit off.

 I went to the website to find out if I was right and guess what....

 son-of-a-bitch Reagan won
 stevie g-

 Damn, I had no idea they'd be that open about their vote-rigging.

 I wonder who the greatest American would've been if the panel
 had been John Waters, Bobcat Goldthwait and Al Franken?


Marty's Entertainment Page

Marty is on Erin Hart's show  on KIRO
Sunday night, starting at 9pm Pacific

 Nearly 9,000 U.S. troops dead?
  There's a semi-easy way to find out

  Click  Here

 Is Bush "fixing" the number of U.S. military death count by redefining "death"?

 The following article suggests, "DoD lists currently being very quietly circulated indicate
 almost 9,000 [U.S. military] dead"; this far exceeds the "official" death count of 1,831.
 How can this be? It's largely because "U.S. Military Personnel who died in German
 hospitals or en route to German hospitals have not previously been counted."

 In other words, it deoends on the meaning of the word, "dead."


1. If you know of anyone in Bush's quagmire, look for their names on the Pentagon death list at


 If their names are not included, please send a report: tbrnews@hotmail.com and   bartcop@bartcop.com
 If their names are not included, forward this web page to veterans' groups, your congressmen, your senators,
 and any other organization who might care that Bush is lying to steal more oil.

 Let's impeach the bastard for lying 1800 men into their graves.



 Subject: Donation

 Keep Hammerin' Bart. They're starting to crumble.
 Let's all remember that when Karl mentions Sept. 11,
 we need to bring up Aug. 6 and the PDP entitled,
"Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the United States."

 When our conservative president read that, he went out to play golf.

 Tom, thanks.


 Subject: Good riddance, Judge O' Conner

 Retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor will now get her wish that a GOP president
 appoint her successor. She was at an election night party on November 7, 2000 when
 she became "visibly upset" when network anchors awarded the state of Florida to Al Gore.

 Her husband said she was upset because the couple wanted to retire and that his wife preferred
 that a GOP President appoint her successor. Shortly thereafter she was the swing vote that
 appointed Bush president after the people elected Al Gore. Now everyone in the world is paying
 the price for her act of treason to the Constitution. I say good riddance to you.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.


 Great Bible Quotes

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife,
  and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also,
  he cannot be my disciple."
    --  (Luke 14:26)


 Deep Throat was a mystery?
  The was a very logical suspect, almost the favorite

 A bigger mystery is how did John Melendez.get the Tonight Show job?

 Seriously, that's one of the cushiest jobs in all of Hollywood.
 Did John save Jay's life once, during a taping of the Stern show?

 Somebody has to know something.
 Shirley, you've heard some rumors, right?

 Somebody has to know something.


 Subject: Why?

 Bart, why did Bush refuse to testify about 9-11 under oath?

 Med, that's a great question.

 The press is too afraid to ask why Bush refused,
 The Democrats are too damn afraid to ask why Bush refused,
 and the people who think Bush should testify don't have the money
 or the power to force a question like that from a most likely suspect.

 With Clinton, no man was above the law, not even when the GOP
 had their Great Cock Hunt. The said the president must be
 put under oath to be asked about his sex life.

 With Bush, Godly Bush is above the law. We can't ask him
 to testify over something as trivial as what he knew about 3,000 murders that
 seems to be an oil deal gone bad, in a country Bush would immediately invade
 and then build Unocal's Pipeline north to the Ruskis with all the oil.

 Afghanistan plans gas pipeline

  Click  Here

 Afghanistan hopes to strike a deal later this month (2002) to build a $2 Billion pipeline
 through the country to take gas from energy-rich Turkmenistan to Pakistan and India.

 Afghan interim ruler (CIA Spook and BFEE stooge) Hamid Karzai is to hold talks with
 Pakistani and Turkmenistan later this month on Afghanistan's biggest foreign investment project.

 The construction of the 850-kilometre pipeline had been previously discussed between
 Afghanistan's former Taliban regime, US oil company Unocal and Bridas of Argentina.
 The project was abandoned after the US launched missile attacks on Afghanistan in 1999.

 They couldn't have their precious pipeline wthout an oil man in the White House.

 Have I connected every dot exactly?  No chance.
 But what pisses me off is that the "coincidences" all made billions of dollars for the BFEE and
 their oil friends - at the cost of a billion a day and 1800 soldiers, and worse, Bush is consider
"too innocent" to be bothered about answering questions about what he knew..

          "Dubya is too innocent  to be bothered with 9-11 questions!"

               "He sure is!"


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 Ann Coulter Jokes

  What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a solar powered calculator?

  Ann Coulter works in the dark.


 Tally's Tour de Lance

  Click  Here

  Stage 2

 5:30am - OLN preshow.
 They keep running footage of Lance smoking past Jan Ullrich.
 Awesome stuff.


 Subject: Speilberg

 Haven't seen War of the Worlds, yet but I don't understand your rant against Duel.
 Yes, it was a weak movie but it was his first movie.

 Are you as proud of your first radio show as you are of your last one?
 Dave, Cincinnati

 Dave, if they gave me $6M to do BCR #1,
 it would've been one damn funny and professional-sounding show.

 Sometimes I wonder what BCR would be if we had writers, a director, a producer,
 the time to write, the time to develope ideas, time for do-overs, the cash flow to make
 tiny problems go away and focus groups to clue us to what was working and what wasn't..

 However, we have a terrific mix master in Sir Tommy Mack.


 Bush and War Crimes
    by Stella J

  Click  Here

 I think you're talking about the International Criminal Court.
 The ICC is a concerted effort by the international community to hold war criminals
 accountable. Bush wouldn't sign up because he doesn't want Americans to be
 subject to the same standards that apply to everyone else.

 Incidentally, Human Rights Watch released a report a couple of months ago concluding
 that Bush was deliberately holding up the UN resolutions on Darfur because he was
 having an ego war with the UN and the ICC.


 Subject: "So when the Sept 11 attacks occurred" ???

 News Flash!
 The "Sept. 11" Attacks were run by Darth Cheney and Gen. Meyers.
 Planned by Rove and PNAC inc.
 When will you people wake up?????

 Until that truth is generally known nothing can or will be done to save this country!!!!!
 We have got to start at the beginning, 4 (yes 4) stolen elections and the murder of 3000
 Americans in New York, D.C., and Shanksville,Pa.

 Focus, people, Focus.

 Wait, ...you mean Bush is lying to us?
 What's next - Saddam wasn't responsible for 9-11
 ...and Bush lied to get us into an unjust war?


 Subject: Where is the oil?


 The simple answer to this question is : in Iraq.
 We own Iraq and everything in it as long as we stay,
 and we will stay until the oil runs out; that's the plan.

 The insurgency, which could not have succeded without the
 cooperation of the BFEE ally SH and the calculated incompetence
 of Rumsfield et al, is no mistake.  The ongoing chaos, continually
 provoked and at times orchestrated from DC, is simply a manufactured
 reason to stay in Iraq.  Everything is going according to the BFEE plan.

 Why pump the oil out now when it is only worth 60$ a barrel?
 It will be worth many times that before long.
 San Jose

 Scott - good point.
 Oil will be at $100 before you know it.


 The Senate Is Not a Rubber Stamp
   by (Swear to Koresh) Pat Leahy, (D-Rubberstamp)

 Dear Bart,

 Sandra Day O'Connor has retired the Supreme Court.
 This is a momentous time in our nation's history.
 The next justice will have enormous influence.

 Pat, I'm a busy man - can you get to the point?

 We cannot allow a judicial activist judge.
 The Supreme Court is no place for fringe judges.
 And the Senate is not a rubber stamp.

 Then explain how Bush has never been told "No."
 He's stacked our government with felons and thugs
 You've been nothing but a rubberstamp.

 The President has chosen a path of confrontation.

 Well of course he has - why shouldn't he?
 When he confronts, you wimper, you apologize and then you back down.
 Of course he's going to bark orders at you pitiful crybabies.

 America doesn't want a rubber stamp.

 Neither do the Democrats.


 Thank you,
 Senator Patrick Leahy
 Ranking Rubber Stamp in the Democratic Party.

 Pat, start looking for a job..
 We can't do this with you in the way.


Rove, arrested for being a heartless dick

Garbage  to play Live8 Edinburgh

Will it be on TV?
If so, will MTV give them
3 whole minutes  without interrupting?
...sons of bitches

 The  Live8  Disaster

 Let's look for the silver lining, first.
 The opening 3 minutes was great, but Sgt Peppers is a damn short song.

 Madonna hit a home run.
 If shall had called me and said,
"Bart, there's time for two songs, which two do you think I should do?"
 I would've told her, "Do Like a Prayer, and wear white, and try to find
 some Africa choir to sign behind you, and then close with Ray of Light."

 Other highlights included Green Day doing Freddie's We Are the Champions.
 We saw The Who play two of their C.S.I. theme songs.

 From there, things started to suck real bad.

 From a TV concert point-of-view, it was a disaster.
 First, which idiot decided it would be great to have 150 bands?

 Have you ever seen a Kentucky Derby w/ 150 horses?
 Could you eat a pizza with 150 kinds of cheese?
 What if you wolfed down 150 beers?
 How is sex 150 times in 8 hours?

 I guess it sounded cute on the commercials, "150 bands,"
 but 15 bands would have been a whole lot better.
 It was a traffic disaster the networks couldn't handle.

 To make things worse, truns out I wasn't cynical enough about how bad
 the greedy bastards at MTV would mangle once-in-a-lifetime performances.

 OK, we understand you have to run 45 minutes of commercials every hour, after all,
 the day was about feeding the starving children so what could be more important than
 the new calling plan from Vonage?

 What's the one thing I hate worse that being a greedy crook?
 Being a stupid, greedy crook.

 I would have rather watched MTV run 45 minutes of commercials between Money
 and Wish You Were Here.  But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 Not the stupid, greedy bastards at MTV.

 The guitar solo to Comfortably Numb is one of the highlights of serious hard rock
 and we haven't hear these guys play together in 24 years, so what do they do?

 As the guitar solo is starting, the MTV producer pulls away from this historic moment
 to have these Britney-wannabe DJs remind us, "Yes, you're watching Pink Floyd,"
 and then they proceeded to tell us their innermost thoughts about their day.

 ...while  the real Pink Floyd was playing Comfortably f-ing Numb.

 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back on June 1,  I wondered if I was being cynical when I wrote:

> And watch for the idiot networks suits to screw up the broadcast.
> They'll go to a Maxi-Pad commercial during the best parts of the best songs.
> The only one I'd trust to broadcast this is HBO.

> Could we get that lucky?
> Or will the whore networks take their chainsaws to it?

 I didn't really expect them to cut the millipede into all 1,000 pieces - but they did.

 If you take away all the smoke and look at what they actually presented, this was
 nothing more than a multi-billion dollar, salary-free commercial for AOL.com
 They said the shows would be available in their entirety on AOL for a week or so.

 So the whole day was,
"If you like the snippets of what you see,
  join AOL and for $20 a month, we'll allow you
  to see that which we promised you for free."

 Is this Bono's fault?
 You'd think not, or his band would've gotten at least as much TV time as Jay-Z.

 Were Bono and Geldof victims of trickery or betrayal?
 Not sure, but if it wasn't for Bush's bloody double-quagmire,
 this disaster might've ended up being disappointment of of the year.


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 Subject: I have a joke for you

 A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat.
 She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.

 Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher,
 their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy
 had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.'

"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat," said Lucy

''Then, what are you?'' asks the teacher.

"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl.

 The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy
 why she considered herself a conservative Republican.  Lucy replied,
"Because I was brought up to hate niggers, faggots and foreigners."


 Dude, I don't get it.


 Was Christ Fictional?

  Click  Here

 And in the case of Jesus Christ, where virtually every detail of the story fits the mythic hero
 archetype, with nothing left over, no "secular," biographical data, so to speak, it becomes
 arbitrary to assert that there must have been a historical figure lying back of the myth.
 There may have been, but it can no longer be considered particularly probable, and that's
 all the historian can deal with: probabilities.

 There may have been an original King Arthur, but there is no particular reason to think so.
 There may have been a historical Jesus of Nazareth, too, but, unlike most of my colleagues
 in the Jesus Seminar, I don't think we can simply assume there was.


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 Katie Holmes never allowed to be alone

                                             Hasn't slept in weeks?

 Since Katie Holmes hooked up with Tom Cruise and the Scientologists, she's not allowed
 to be alone - ever. When Holmes accompanied Cruise to a recent taping of "The View,"
 eyebrows were raised when she wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom alone.

 At one point, Cruise asked where the bathroom was and "took Katie with him  into the
 men's room," an insider says. Later, when Holmes needed to go, "three Scientologists
 followed her in."

 A rep for "The View" said, "We don't follow guests to the bathroom."
 Some were also concerned because Holmes "looks like she hasn't slept in weeks."

 They say it's from Page Six, I didn't see it, myself.


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