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In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
The Power of Nightmares
Saddam's lawyer quits 
Arnold spying on citizens?
Tally's Tour de Lance 6,7
Pigboy loses drug challenge
LAPD caught in B.I.G. trial 
Fortunate Sons 
Call for Bush's impeachment
Tilly wins Ladies WSOP


 Quote of the Day

"If these men are having sex 
  with themselves, I'd like to see it."
   -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, on the subject of men 
       without foreskin being less attractive to women,
       thereby slowing the growth of AIDS   

    Sent in by Tim, who heard that Thursday



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"The terrorists will not succeed.  Todays bombings will not weaken our resolve.
  We will defeat those who would impose their extremism on us.  We shall prevail."
   -- Tony Blair, doing his best Churchill impression,   Attribution


 The Power of Nightmares
  Click  Here

 Instead of delivering dreams, politicians now promise to protect us from nightmares.
 They say that they will rescue us from dreadful dangers that we cannot understand.
 And the greatest danger of all is international terrorism. A powerful and sinister network,
 with sleeper cells in countries across the world. A threat that needs to be fought by a war
 on terror. But much of this threat is a fantasy, which has been exaggerated and distorted
 by politicians. It's a dark illusion that has spread unquestioned through governments around
 the world, the security services, and the international media.

 This is a series of films about how and why that fantasy was created, and who it benefits.
 At the heart of the story are two groups: the American neoconservatives, and the radical Islamists.
 With the attacks of September 11th, the fates of both dramatically changed. The Islamists, after their
 moment of triumph, were virtually destroyed within months, while the neoconservatives took power in
 Washington. But then, the neoconservatives began to reconstruct the Islamists. They created a phantom enemy.

 If you only have time to watch one of these, watch The Shadows in the Cave.
 Then ask yourself, "Was the Al Qaeda boogeyman fabricated to scare us?"


 Saddam's top lawyer quits
   Says US "helping too much" with Saddam's case

  Click  Here

 Saddam's chief lawyer quit Thursday, saying Americans were trying to control
 the defense and tone down his criticism of the U.S. presence in Iraq.

 Some American lawyers in the defense team want to take control of it and isolate
 their Arab counterparts,'' said Siad al-Khasawneh, an Arab nationalist who has often
 expressed support for Iraqi resistance.

 So, Saddam can't go to trial unless it's fixed ahead of time?  If Saddam was
 10 percent the monster Bush made him out to be, why do we need to fix the trial?

 First we invade a country that wasn't a threat, then we murder the ruler's sons,
 then we capture the ruler and now we're fixing his trial to make him look guilty?

 What if Saddam testifies who sold him that poison gas he used on the Kurds?



 Subject: London situation

 Since we know that Bush wants to invade Iran next, one thing we can predict with near
 certainty is that government reports on the London transportation attacks will be linking it
 with "known Iranian militants" or some such thing.  Don't be surprised if a slightly charred
 Iranian passport is found near the bus explosion, or a "How To" manual written in Farsi is
 found in a flat formally occupied by Middle Eastern types, or that a map of the London
 Underground marked with three "X's" is found in a rental car in a downtown carpark.

 Since we all know how this Bush fantasy is supposed to end, its easy as pie
 for any of us to write the rest of the script.

 Leo, Raleigh, NC



"Before I was a big media star, I'd ask people where you go to meet women.
  Everybody said, 'Go to a bar.' I don't want to meet women in the bar.
  So I went out and got the idea I went out and got a bunch of women's
  magazines and books on where to go to meet men, and I went there."
    --Rush Limbaugh, turning gay because women always leave his Nazi ass?    Attribution


 Why is Musclehead spying on anti-war activists?

  Click  Here

 Army investigators began looking into concerns Wednesday that the California National Guard
 was engaging in domestic spying as a state senator looking into the matter charged the federal
 probe was being used to block his own inquiry.

 One day after being denied access to a Guard computer that had its hard drive wiped clean,
 Sen. Joe Dunn said he would seek legislative subpoenas today to gain access to the information
 central to his investigation and lashed out at military officials standing in his way.

 Dunn launched his investigation last week after the Mercury News reported on the creation of a
 new National Guard intelligence unit that has been given "broad authority" to set up new
 anti-terrorism projects in California.

"If they continue in what I refer to as bunker mentality here, it simply confirms to us that our
 worst suspicions may in fact be true," Dunn said.

 With the BFEE in a worldwide power grab, assume your worst suspicions are true.



"Mr. President, your policy of starting a war with Iraq so that there would be less
  terrorist attacks in the Western World is an obvious failure with heightened attacks
  all over the world according to the findings of your own State Department and CIA,
  especially in the Western World with devastating attacks in Spain and now London,
  so will you concede that the war in Iraq has not in anyway lessened the chances that
  terrorist will strike us here?"
      --Cenk Uygur,    Attribution

 The whole world is in trouble because Bush can't admit he made a mistake.
 He's going to stay on his all-terrorism-all-the-time road until he leaves office.


 Who ordered the hit on London?

 Bush has told us 1,000 times,
"We fight them there so we don't have to fight them here."

 Had they struck in the US, it would have made Bush look stupid.
 Whoever ordered the hit on London does not want Bush to look stupid.

 At a time when support for Bush's bloody invasion is waning,
 this is just the boost they need for people to say, "Maybe Bush is right."

 If you look at 9-11,
 if you look at the war of confusion, chaos and unaccountability,
 if you look at the hit on London - it all helps one evil empire.



 Subject: London blast

 How come 40 white Anglo's dying in a bomb blast is huge news
 but 40 (or 40,000) dead Iraqi women and children barely gets mentioned?

 Are some people less human than others?

 Bush controls the American media.
 They print whatever they think Bush and Rove will like.

 If they don't like it, Rove will order the media to take it down.


 Tally's Tour de Lance Stage 6

  Click  Here


 Notorious B.I.G. mistrial declared 
  LAPD "forgot" to give serious evidence to the defense

  Click  Here

 The judge is set to declare a mistrial in a civil lawsuit into the killing of  Notorious BIG,
 bartcop.com  has learned.  Last week, documents emerged suggesting an informant
 had claimed to be able to link a police officer to the killing.  Police who handed over the
 documents had failed to mention them to the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, which opened June 21.

 On Tuesday, the family called for the trial to be shelved and for sanctions to be brought
 against the city of Los Angeles, in the wake of the new information emerging. Wallace's family
 was suing Los Angeles and the LAPD, alleging that LAPD officer David Mack likely played
 a role in the killing.  The policeman cited by the informer was a team mate of Mack's.

 Inquiries by the LAPD inquiry and the FBI failed to produce results.

 Bart's Law #2
 Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power)
 in their pocket, expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.
 When crooks investigate themselves, they are "unable" to find wrongdoing,
 especially when they are ordered to hide incriminating evidence, as in this case.

 Judge orders cheating LAPD to pay family 
  Like a rat in a trap, the crooked LA cops have to give up the ghost

  Click  Here

 A federal judge has ordered the city and LAPD to pay Notorious B.I.G.'s family "fees and costs
 incurred as a result of defendants' misconduct" in the family's wrongful death lawsuit. Judge Cooper
 declared a mistrial in the case, rejecting the city's argument that LAPD Detective Steven Katz had
 forgotten about documents in his desk drawer until his office was searched last month. Cooper said
 the LAPD still has not turned over other files to the plaintiffs, including about 15 personnel complaint
 investigations into Mack.

 Plaintiff's attorney Perry Sanders Jr. said the family would refile the suit, but he didn't know when.
 It is expected to accuse the LAPD of racketeering and to name Perez as a defendant.

 I think it's time the LAPD wrote the Wallace family a check ro make this go away.


 Judge parcels Pigboy's heroin records to state
  Why is MR. Innocent trying to hide the facts?

  Click  Here

 A judge handed some of Rush Limbaugh's medical records to prosecutors in a blunt ending
 to the Nazi bastard's battle to keep his medical records the truth from the government.

 Judge Barkdull divvied up the records, deciding which would be returned to His Oinkness
 and which would be forwarded to prosecutors for use against drug kingpin Limbaugh.

 Black's stack was visibly thicker than Martz's.

"Mine's bigger than yours," Black quipped to Martz like a nine-year old.

"It's not the size that matters," Martz retorted.

"This proves our point that the State's wholesale seizure of his medical records was improper,"
 Black wrote, trying to claim victory when he just had his ass handed to him by Lady Justice.

 Hey Roy, the state never asked for medical records that weren't applicable.
 What are you, like, ...stupid?


 Great Bible Quotes

"Blows and wounds cleanse away evil,
  and beatings purge the inmost being."  Proverbs 20:30

 So, maybe Bush is just cleansing away Iraq's evil?



 GOP Cranks up Fear-Mongering
 Dems cower, wet themselves like always

  Click  Here

 You knew it was coming, didn't you? That's right - within 24 hours, the right-wing spin machine
 is up and working to transform the tragic London bombing into a way to attack progressives as
 weak on terrorism. Sadly, it is a tactic that continues to emasculate many Democrats, who still
 can't seem to find the guts to stand up to this nonsense.
 Exhibit A is this morning's Wall Street Journal opinion page - the place that essentially re-prints
 talking points from the RNC.  There James Taranto says that "certain people don't remember"
 that "an attack on a much worse scale happened in the U.S. less than four years ago."

 Really, James? Who are those people? Are you speaking of people who have become senile in that time?


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 Fortunate Sons

  Click  Here

"With  supreme guts and righteousness, President Bush went into Iraq," Gov. Pataki told
 NaziCon 2004 last August. The place erupted with applause. It was all very stirring.
 A year later, Pataki's son Teddy is seeking a three-year law school deferment from the
 Marines, which last week commissioned the recent Yale grad as a second lieutenant."

 Pataki said he hopes his son is granted the deferment. Of course he does. No doubt
 all the parents of New York's nearly 100 war dead also wish their children could have
 gotten deferments. But they couldn't. They got killed instead."

 Why do Democrats always fail to fight back?
 When the subject is fair taxation so the super-poor have a safety net, the GOP
 bastards reply, "If you want to pay more taxes, then do that, but leave me out of it."

 If the Democrats had any brains,
 if the Democrats had any courage,
 if the Democrats had any will to win,
 if the Democrats had any self-respect,
 if the Democrats had any sense of irony, they'd say,
"You love Bush's bloody quagmire so much?
  Then go to Iraq and fight, but leave me out of it,"

 ...but they refuse to fight back and I always wonder why.



 Subject: Donation

 Bart, please tack on some more BCR subsciption to my radio fix...

 Peace from Memphis--

 Dude, you got it - thanks.


The new name in thrillers is 'Maitland'
by James Patrick Hunt.
One of Booklist's Top Ten debut mysteries of the year. 

(Five Star First Edition Mystery Series)

Click  Here to order

Coming in 2006, 'Maitland Under Siege.'


"We're about to get to the bottom of Rampart.
  We're about to peel the onion back to its rotten core."
    -- Notorious B.I.G. attorney Perry Sanders,
        who's getting ready to spoon feed some crooked LA cops,    Attribution


 Subject: Live 8 as seen in the UK

 Live8 was amazing. There were no commercials because it was on the BBC.
 I think the highlight of the concert for a lot of people was Pink Floyd's set.
 We wouldn't know - we live in America.

 The act who got the most derision was Mariah Carey singing with the little
 African children - Brits don't like that sort of thing - too sentimental.

 Paul McCartney was meant to open by himself (!) but Bono threw his toys out of
 the pram and said that he had done more for the cause and surely he should go first.

 Bono is a great musician but a bit of a prima donna.

 I guess after Scott Peterson and Paris Hilton,
 Bono is the third most hated person in the universe.
 This was Bono's gig, and he had the nerve to want to be involved?
 Has anybody even heard the name "Bob Geldof" in the last 20 years?
 Did McCartney spend the last decade using his time and money to help Africa?

 The way I heard it (none of us was there) McCartney demanded that he should be
 the one to open and close the show or the starving Africas could do without him.
 Paul is on rock's Mount Rushmore, but has he had a hit in the last 25 years?

 And how did Hey Jude become the anthem of the ages?
 Was it because even coked-up musicians can remember the chorus?
 Do they write "Nah nah nah nah" on one hand and "Hey Jude" on the other?

 Bono's One fit the message of the day twenty times better than Hey Jude.


 To bypass all those pesky website registrations,


 Steve Marker, (Garbage guitar player) links  bartcop.com

  Click  Here

 In a cool move, on his page you click "YES" to get to  bartcop.com

 Steve, when are you guys playing Vegas?
 Let's hook up for some tequila at the Hard Rock.  (They have 99 kinds)
 I take you 'round the world of fine luxury tequilas.


 Subject: Chinaco Anejo

 Bart, just got back from visiting an old friend in northern Michigan.
 We had lunch one day at a little hole in the wall diner/poolhall in Petoskey, Michigan.
 Swear to God, they had 125 different tequilas. We all did our first ever shot of Chinaco Anejo.
 I had no idea tequila could be that smooth!
 Keep swingin'
 Keith in Louisville


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 Bewitched uses Hepatitis to get a laugh
  Do they really find humor in this disease?

  Click  Here

 I have recently been informed that the new movie, "Bewitched", with Nicole Kidman,
 has a scene in it where a lecherous older character was coming on to young things at a party.
 A jealous older witch he had taken up with was making the younger ones say things to turn off
 the older character.  One of the cute little blonds apparently blurts out "I have Hepatitis C".
Of course he was taken aback, his mouth dropped open and he turned away.

 I dont know how many people will view this movie, but the impression they will come away
 with is that Hep C is primarily sexually transmitted.  The fact of the matter is, you have less than
 a 2% chance of contracting Hep C through sexual contact. Even then, it has to be under certain


 Subject: Judith Miller vs Susan McDougal

 Susan didn't refuse to testify, she refused to lie.
 Judith on the other hand is protecting a criminal.



 Tally's Tour de Lance Stage 7

  Click  Here


 Senseless acts Crimes call for Bush's impeachment

  Click  Here

 If Bill Clinton's lies about his relationship with Monica constituted impeachable offenses, surely...
 Cheney's "pattern of deceit regarding the war in Iraq, suspect business dealings with Halliburton
 and stonewalling of Congress over the fossil fuel and nuclear industries' influence on our national
 energy policy" merits equal consideration....with thousands killed and wounded on both sides,
 and the United States' reputation around the world in shambles, what it's really about is standing
 at the state Capitol on March 19, the second anniversary of the invasion of Iraq, with the mother
 of Marine Cpl. Matt Henderson, who died May 26, 2004, in a war that did not need to be fought.
 It's about standing in the cold with Becky Henderson that morning and not having anything to say
 to this mother about the senseless loss of her son's life. And if ever there was an offense worthy
 of impeachment, that should be it."

 If only the Democrats were willing to fight for their country.

 Like the press, they think their job is to protect Bush and cover up his crimes.

 They impeached Clinton when they knew he was innocent.

 Democrats refuse to do their jobs when they know Bush is guilty.

 What will it take for the Democrats to stand up?


What's wrong with Playboy?

They lost all sense about a decade ago and now
they've lost their readership to magazines
that actually feature sexy pictures.

This coed looks like a Bush victim at Gitmo.

Howard Stern could do a better job.
What's wrong with Playboy?

Garbage  played Live8 Edinburgh

I can't find anything about it.
Anyone hear anything?

Steve, how was the gig?

 Chicago Pokerfest July 16, 2005

  Just 8 days away...7 until the Roof Party!


 Your name has to be on the list to get in. (Except for Vegas Dave)
 If you haven't pre-paid, you can't play
 because we'll handle no money at this event.

  Click  Here  for updates

 The St Louis Wild Bunch is coming,
 and they're bringing Pete Fascistan with them!

  Click  Here  to reserve your seat at Pokerfest Chicago 2005


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 Subject: London bombings

 Bart, I'm no conspiracy nut, but the London Bombings certainly come at an opportune time.
 Dear Leader is lagging in the polls, what with the unpopularity of the war, economy, etc.,
 and his chief of stratergy may have committed treason by outing a CIA agent.
 The perpetrators have been named as Al Queda, but how do we know the Anarchists didn't do
 the deed as a way to disrupt G8?    Or, shudder, an intelligence agency placed the bomb?
 As Milhouse once said to Bart Simpson,
"Remember when you said I never had any goldfish?
 Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
 Keep making the pie higher,


 Fox News blurts out Bush truism:
   London attack "works to our (the BFEE) advantage"
  Click  Here

"And that was the first time since 9-11 when they should know, and they do know now,
 that terrorism should be Number 1. But it's important for them all to be together.
 I think that works to our advantage, in the Western world's advantage, for people to
 experience something like this together, just 500 miles from where the attacks have happened."

 When FOX News is honest about Bush's intentions, the end is near.


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 Jennifer Tilly wins Ladies World Series of Poker
  How did she learn to play at this level of poker?


  Click  Here

 Actress Jennifer Tilly won the Ladies no-limit Texas Hold 'Em tourney at
 the World Series of Poker the first time a celebrity has won this event.

 Tilly learned plenty of pointers from her boyfriend, poker player Phil "Unabomber" Laak.

"When you're living with Phil, you kinda learn by osmosis," Tilly says.
"Even in the middle of the night, he wakes up screaming out poker terms.
 Most guys scream out other girls' names."


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