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 Quote of the Day

"Rove's defenders are hypocrites. During 
  the Lewinsky scandal many people insisted 
  that it was not the sex that bothered them, 
  but it was the lying, spinning, parsing, and 
  direct misleading of the American people. 
  What would the cable loudmouths be saying 
  if instead of McClellan it had been McCurry?" 
    -  e-mail to Andy Sullivan, one of the worst
         hypocrites in the media   Attribution


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"Just a quarter of Americans think the White House is fully cooperating in the Rove matter.
  And 3/4 say that if Rove was responsible for the leak, it should cost him his job.
      --Gary Langer,  Attribution

 They don't care about approval ratings.
 All they care about is the hundreds of millions of dollars
 they steal each day at the cost of young American lives.


 Bush's boy John Roberts: A Preliminary Report

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 Roberts has a record of hostility to women's reproductive freedom
 and has sought to have the Supreme Court overturn Roe v. Wade.

 Seems to me this fight is over, or it should be, but Democrats don't care.
 Is there anyone the Democrats would object to?


 Democrats file Musclehead complaint


  "Da two tings I love are ...da dope and da tiddies,
      ...but mostly I like da tiddies."

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 California Democrats filed a complaint on Tuesday against their sex molester with the CA
 political watchdog, alleging ethics violations related to his financial links to two fitness magazines.
 Art Torres, CaDem chairman, raised the possibility Musclehead could do jail time.

 Musclehead stepped down as executive editor of "Muscle & Fitness" and "Flex" magazines on
 Friday, foregoing a contract the company said was worth more than $13 million over five years.

 In the complaint to the FPPC, Torres said the payment violated conflict of interest rules.
 He raised the possibility the investigation could lead to a criminal conviction.


 Subject: Ed Schultz, Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy

 Hi Bart
 Ed Schultz is good, but Randi Rhodes is even better and Mike Malloy is the BEST!! on AAR

 But no one compare to "The holder of the Democratic Jewels"  Bartcop.

 Paul, enjoy your new subscription to BCR.



"Get in bed with a louse, you get lice."
     --Rush Limbaugh, explaining how Bush picked Roberts,  Attribution


 John Wayne Gacy  killed kids and buried them under his house.

 George Bush   killed lots of kids, but he didn't bury any.


 Muslim Brotherhood, Nazis and Al Qaeda

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 This year a friend of mine from the CIA, named Bob Baer wrote a very good book about
 Saudi Arabia and terrorism, it's called "Sleeping with the Devil." I read the book and I got
 about a third of the way through and I stopped. Bob was writing how when he worked for
 the CIA how bad the files were.

 He said, for example, the files for the Muslim Brotherhood were almost nothing. There were
 just a few newspaper clippings. I called Bob up and said, "Bob, that's wrong. The CIA has
 enormous files on the Muslim Brotherhood, volumes of them. I know because I read them a
 quarter of a century ago." He said, "What do you mean?"

 Here's how you can find all of the missing secrets about the Muslim Brotherhood -- and you
 can do this too. I said, "Bob, [Google] "Banna" and "Nazi."   Bob typed the two words in,
 and out came 30 to 40 articles from around the world. He read them and called me back
 and said, "Oh my God, what have we done?"


 Subject: Judas Maximus

 This Week with Judas Maximus has quit saying how many soldiers dies that week

 They used to say.......... "There were 30 soldiers killed this week in Iraq and Afghanistan,
 the Pentagon has released 20 of their names."  Then they would roll the names, ages and states.

 I noticed the last 2-3 weeks they now say,
"The Pentagon has released 28 names of soldiers killed this week in Iraq and Afghanistan."

 Maybe the numbers  are getting to staggering.
 Pat B


 Whore Press laughs at its pet Monkey

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 Reporter:  Mr. President, you said you don't want to talk about an ongoing investigation,
 so I'd like to ask you, regardless of whether a crime was committed, do you still intend to fire
 anyone found to be involved in the CIA leak case? And are you displeased that Karl Rove told
 a reporter that Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife worked for the Agency on WMD issues?

  Bush: I, ...uh, ...heh  heh  ...we have a serious ongoing investigation here. (Laughter.)

  Click  Here  to listen to Bush's whores laugh at him


 Subject: Colin Farrell

 I would have been PROUD to have a video of myself and that playmate having sex.



 Subject: Leslie Van Houton

 Former Manson follower Leslie Van Houton should be paroled.
 She was never even at the Tate residence and did not kill anyone.


 I agree.
 She has been a model prisoner for 30 years and they refuse to be objective.

 But Sirhan?
 I say he dies and stays in the cage until he rots
 He gave us Nixon instead of RFK.


 Biden echoes Bush on Iraq
    by Helen Thomas

   "I love Bush - what can I say?"

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 Joseph Biden, (D-Bushlover), wants to run for president, but right now
 he sounds like an echo chamber for Bush's failed policies on Iraq.

 After reading his recent remarks to the Brookings Institution following his return
 from his fifth fact-finding trip to Baghdad last month, I'd tell Biden: "Forget it."

 Biden will learn that his "me too" loyal support of the president's foreign policy
 is not the way to win the presidency.

 Just ask John Kerry.

       "Dubya is my Bones brother!"


 Tally's Tour de Lance

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 Subject:  Iraq - define "win"

 When shrub talks one must think like he does.

 When he says WE are making progress in Iraq, he means
 Halliburton., Brown & Root , Exxon, British Petroleum. etc..... thru the contracts.

 When he says he opposes global warming treaties because they
 would harm our ECONOMY,  "our" means the economy of oil.

 Do not make the mistake of trying to argue over what you may think he is saying.
 Listen with what I have just pointed out in mind and he suddenly begins speaking the truth.
 Jim in Lake Charles, La.


 Karl Rove's alibi
  It would be easier to believe if he hadn't hidden it from the FBI

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 Karl Rove did not disclose that he had ever discussed Valerie Plame with Matt Cooper
 during Rove's first interview with the FBI.  The omission by Rove created doubt for investigators,
 almost from the inception, as to whether Rove was misleading or lying to them, the sources said.

 Also leading to the skepticism was the claim that although he first heard that Plame worked for the
 CIA from a journalist, he said could not recall the name of the journalist. Later, the sources said,
 Rove wavered even further, saying he was not sure at all where he first heard the information.

 The whore press is still protecting Bush and Rove.
 Maybe if they found some spilled semen, they'd be more interested?

                     "call me..."


 Subject:  a fun three years


 Agreed, the Democrats and the press have been sissies.
 So terrified that they'd wet themselves if Bush said BOO!

 But I think the strangle hold of fear has been broken.  Look at all the poll numbers.
 The whores in the press didn't want to go after the administration because they didn't think it would sell.
 They, and hopefully the Democrats, are learning that it DOES sell.  And the better it sells, the less Bush
 and Co. can fight back and try to intimidate them.  The BFEE is in a death spiral, and I can't stop grinning.
 It's gonna be a fun three years!

 Love you, brotherman Bart!
 Mike S


 Navratilova Settles Gay Lawsuit With Sponsor

  Click  Here

 Martina Navratilova has settled her lawsuit against a credit card marketed to gays.
 Navratilova disagreed with the way the card was being marketed.

 Do Tell had used Navratilova to market the card since 1995 with her permission.
 But in 2004, Navratilova disliked the card's marketing, calling it "inappropriate and repugnant."

 She objected to the card's being associated with the cable TV shows "The L Word" and
 "Queer as Folk," calling the shows "depraved," Do Tell said in court papers.

 I've never seen "The L Word" or "Queer as Folk."
 What's in them that Matina finds depraved and repugnant?

 If you've seen those shows and have a guess why a lesbian would call them
 depraved and repugnant, would you drop me a line and explain it to me?

 Or, Martina, would you care to explain personally?



 Subject: Tiger's grand slams

 A grand slam in golf is winning the four majors.
 Tiger has won each major at least twice now.
 Tiger has 2 golf grand slams.

 The reason you dont know what a grand slam
 is in golf is because it is so rare.
 Tiger and Jack are the only ones to do it twice.
 Jeff would win this bet.

 Dude, Tiger has a fake grand slam.

 A REAL grand slam is winning all four majors the same year.
 Tiger hasn't done that.

 You see?
 His "greatness" is manufactured by the whore media.
 They sold you a fake grand slam and told you it was real.

 Tiger has a grand slam like Bush landed that jet on the USS Lincoln.


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 Baghdad Burning
  Blog from Iraq is uncensored

  Click  Here

 "Not only can they not find WMD in Iraq," I commented to E. as we listened to the Bush speech,
"But they have disappeared from his speeches too!" I was listening to the voiceover on Arabiya,
 translating his speech to Arabic. He was recycling bits and pieces of various speeches he used over two years.

 E., a younger cousin, and I were sitting around in the living room, sprawled on the relatively cool tiled floor.
 The electricity had been out for 3 hours and we couldn't turn on the air conditioner with the generator electricity we were getting. E. and I had made a bet earlier about what the theme of tonight's speech would be. E. guessed Bush would dig up the tired, old WMD theme from somewhere under the debris of idiocy and lies coming out of the White House. I told him he'd dredge up 9/11 yet again· tens of thousands of lives later, we would have to bear the burden of 9/11· again.

 I won the bet. The theme was, naturally, terrorism - the only mention of  'weapon' or 'weapons' was in reference  to Libya. He actually used the word 'terrorist' in the speech 23 times.

 He was trying to paint a rosy picture of the situation. According to him, Iraq was flourishing under the occupation.  In Bush's Iraq, there is reconstruction, there is freedom (in spite of an occupation) and there is democracy.

"He's describing a different country·" I commented to E. and the cousin.

"Yes," E. replied. "He's talking about the *other* Iraq· the one with the WMD."


 28 senators call for Halliburton inquiry
  Bush says, "No, they are my friends"

  Click  Here

 Twenty eight Democratic Senators, led by Byron Dorgan (D-Votes with Bush), are calling for
 a formal Department of Defense investigation into what they described as "alarming" reports of
 fraudulent, wasteful and abusive practices by Halliburton in providing food to U.S. troops in Iraq.

 In May, despite concerns by the Army's own auditors about billing practices, the firm received a
 $72.2 million bonus for its work in Iraq. The bonus was the largest ever received by the firm.
 Halliburton has billed the government more than $10.5 billion to date under a contract to
 provide aid for the military in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere.

 I'm so proud of Dorgan.


 He only waited 3.5 years to ask why hundreds of billions of dollars were stolen.

 Plus, we've only lost 1770 soldiers, Byron - what's your big hurry?



 Subject: Donation

 Bart, if you have any more Worst President Ever stickers, please pass them along.
 I'm stuck here in a double Bush regime in FL!


 Keep up the excellent work,
 Tallahassee Susan

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 Bush's boy Roberts and the Florida Theft

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 In the aftermath of the disputed 2000 presidential election, Roberts played a key, if quiet, role
 in the Florida recount. Although his name did not appear on the briefs, three sources who were
 personally aware of Roberts's role said he gave Jeb Bush critical advice on how the Florida
 Legislature could constitutionally name George W. Bush the winner at a time when Republicans
 feared that if the recount were to continue the courts might force a different choice.

 Like Hyman Roth - the BFEE always makes money for their partners.


 Subject: Tiger's "Grand slam" charade

 Hi Bart

 Jeff said

> "He has now 2 lifetime grandslams."

 you said

> "I think Tiger has ZERO grand slams.
>  I might even gamble with you on that."

 The fact is, you're both right. A "lifetime" grandslam means to win all four majors
 over the course of your playing career. Tiger has won each of them on more than
 one occasion, so has two "lifetime" grandslams.


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 Scooter Libby's Field Trip

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 Lots of chatter about a classified State Department memo that was distributed and read aboard
 Air Force One the day after Joseph Wilson outed the White House and its bogus Niger claim.
 The memo, dated June 10, 2003, included the name of Wilson's wife Valerie Plame, noting she
 worked for the CIA and that that information should not be shared. The memo stands as a
 possible source for White House officials such as Karl Rove and Scooter Libby, both of whom
 were dishing to Matt Cooper about Wilson and Plame during the summer of 2003.

 As the Wall Street Journal notes today, "The memo's details are significant because they will
 make it harder for officials who saw the document to claim that they didn't realize the identity
 of the CIA officer was a sensitive matter."

 But there may be an easier explanation for how Libby, chief of staff to Cheney, found out
 Plame worked at the CIA÷he simply visited her workplace.

 I'm so old, I remember when thre WaHoPo uncovered crimes instead of helping to hide them.
 Shame on the Washington Whore Post.


 Subject: Tiger


 Your hex on Tiger seems to have run out of juice.
 Maybe you've just been too busy, ...but his 1st, 2nd, 1st finishes in the last three majors....

 Dan L

 Dan, when I put the hex on Eldrick in Tulsa, Oklahoma in 2001, the USA Today asked,
 "Is there any reason for any other golfer to even bother to show up this week?"

 They haven't asked that question since.
 That hex worked over 1,000 days on 'God's gift to golf,' and it ain't over yet.



"The Bush Administration recently admitted that they miscalculated the health care costs
 for Veterans of the War on Terror this year by at least $1 billion. In 2006, the shortfall will
 be $3 billion. Without immediate changes, four out of five returning Veterans could be turned
 away from care at VA hospitals. That's a raw deal the American people will not tolerate."
    -- ad by OpTruth,   Attribution


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 Of News and Truth
    by Gene Lyons

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 Those writing the e-mail sound like the sheep in George Orwell's "Animal Farm,"
 chanting mindless slogans to drown out challenges to the party line.  Expletives deleted,
 here's a typical example: "You are calling political hack Joe Wilson a whistleblower.
 Joe Wilson is a proven liar.... His wife arranged for him to go to Niger to drink sweet tea.
 Chenny [sic] did not authorize the trip. Neither did George Tenet. Mr. Wilson lied about those facts."

 The rest of the party line goes like this: Rove and Libby were warning reporters against
 false stories. Anyhow, Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, wasn't really a covert agent working
 on WMD, but a nobody bureaucrat. Or if she was a spy, Rove didn't actually say her name.
 Besides, the Brits say Wilson was wrong, that there was plenty of evidence that Iraq tried to
 buy African uranium, and anybody who says different is pro-terrorist.  President Bush rules!

 Under Communist rule, Moscow had two newspapers. The standard joke was that
"There is no Pravda in Izvestia, and there is no Izvestia in Pravda"
(" There is no Truth in News, and there is no News in Truth. ")
 No, Americans aren't there yet, but the Wilson/Plame affair is pushing them in that direction.


 Subject: Garbage coming to Seattle!

 Bumbershoot, the Seattle Arts Festival, Sept 2-5, is pleased to announce Garbage and other acts.


 Damn, I have family obligations the first weekend of September.
 (They're playing Portland, too)

 I wish they could release a list of tour dates so we could make plans.


 The Miller Crusade Diminishes the Press
   by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 Judith Miller leaves much to be desired as a martyr for the First Amendment. Based on both
 past performance and present circumstance, she actually symbolizes a terrible betrayal of the
 public trust by the national media. And whatever she and her employers think they're achieving
 in defiance of the special counsel investigating the Valerie Wilson case, her conduct will inevitably
 diminish the reputation and power of the press.

 Her coverage of Iraq and those still-missing weapons of mass destruction was marked by arrogance,
 incompetence and eagerness to advance the agenda of the Bush White House. Those seem to be the
 hallmarks of her current misadventure as well. Having written very bad stories that helped drive the
 country into war against a nonexistent threat, she is now creating very bad law for press freedom.


 Subject: where's Osama?

 I think Osama is living in one of the guest houses at Bush's fake "ranch" in Crawford.
 He's clean-shaven now, and likes to wear jeans, t-shirts and a straw cowboy hat.

 Every once in a while, he'll venture down to Main Street Crawford and sort the
 postcards in the souvenir shop before returning to his cottage for dinner and dialasis.

 Tyler, TX



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 She has reportedly fallen for Lee again and he proposed on Friday in Las Vegas,
 claims Page Six -- with Anderson telling friends the wedding would take place "this week."

 A source says, "He got her a ring. After she said yes, they flew on the Palm's private jet
 back to L.A. -- but they crossed out the "l" on the side of the jet so it said 'Pam's.'"


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