"Eric Rudolph has been sentenced to life in prison
two abortion clinics and a gay club. If he
weren't going to jail,
he'd have been the religious right's top pick
for the Supreme Court."
--Comedy writer Jake Novak,
(no relation) Attribution
was Steno Jude's source?
so says The Washington Note
A witness who testified at the grand jury say
the memo was written in July of 2003, identified
Valerie Plame, as a CIA officer, and cited her
in a paragraph marked S for sensitive.
According to lawyers, former Colin Powell and
undersecretaries, including John Bolton, gave testimony
about this memo. And a lawyer for one State Department
official says his client testified that, as Bush was
flying to Africa, Ari Fleischer could be seen reading
the document on board.
The timing is significant, because the president's
trip on July 7 was one day after Joe Wilson's column was
published criticizing the administration. In other
words, on July 6, Wilson's column comes out. On July 7,
the State Department memo about Wilson's wife is
seen on Air Force One. And, on July 8, Karl Rove had
a conversation with Novak, but says it was Novak
who told him about Valerie Plame, not the other way around.
Think of the feeding frenzy we would have if a Democrat betrayed America.
The networks would
stop programming and go on "Demo Death watch" until they succeeded in getting
Americans Say World War III Likely
Bush can't make any money with peace
Six in 10 Americans said they think a new world
war is likely.
"Man's going to destroy man eventually. When that will
be, I don't know,"
said Gaye Lestaeghe of Freeport, La.
Some question whether that war has arrived,
with fighting dragging on in
Afghanistan and Iraq as part of Bush's war against
populations living on his oil.
"I feel like we're in a world war right now," said
Susan Aser, from Rochester, N.Y.
Subject: Mike Savage
I happened across 'The Savage Nation' on the
radio Thursday night. I have never listened
to him before, but after seeing the front of Vol.
1585, I thought I would give a little listen.
Mostly I consider the Righties on the radio
a bunch of hot air, but last night Savage was
advocating Executive Order 9066. That's the
order Roosevelt signed interring foriegn
nationals (not just Japanese) during WWII. He
is calling for the interrment of ALL muslims
in America whether or not they are citizens. He
also citied some details as to who could be
interred (which I have been unable to locate) "suspected
saboteurs" and what not, to which
he claimed that "under this, the leaders of the
ACLU, MoveOn.Org, and some other similar
organizations, could also be "rounded up".
He claims all of this under the heading of "protecting
from another 9-11" and "from the disease of Liberalism".
Now, on the one hand you might think that rounding
up this group of people may be a
preventative measure as it is obvious that the
terrorists move and hide in this subset of our
society, but calling for the wholesale collection
and interrment of ALL muslims in America...
Bart, I nearly went off the road. This
is nothing more than Naziism in the guise of American Patriotism.
He has the nerve to claim to be a "good American"? The
sad part is, I could see it happening in the
not too distant future. All it would take
is one terrorist attack here like the ones in London and my
bet is they would be opening camps the next day. Koresh,
I hope we really aren't coming to that.
Savage is a sane man, mocking the right the same way Rush does - by
pretending to be a right-wing psycho.
They don't get the joke.
One day, Rush and Savage and the rest will say, "Come
on, I was playing a role.
People got the joke, they knew I was kidding.
Nobody's that crazy in real life."
"Good comedy has to have an element of truth in
it or it's not good."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, explaining why
Bush saying "strategery" is so funny, Attribution
to the President also be treason?
Let's imagine for a moment that a member of
the Bush Administration was pardoned by the
president after being indicted for say, leaking
a CIA undercover agent's name to the public.
And let us also say for the purposes of this question
that the Executive Clemency order was
issued after the indictment was proffered but before
the case was prosecuted. The very timing
of this pardon would virtually steal the golden
fleece of justice from American citizens before
our Justice system could work its magic.
So then let's further imagine that the federal
prosecutor had no choice but to challenge the
legality of the executive branch's pre-empting
the full and fair prosecution of the law.
Now, finally, here's the question to be posed
to Judge Roberts...- "If the President issued
this imaginary pardon BEFORE the conviction, and
the resolution of this imaginary case
came all the way down through the system to end
up on your docket, how would you,
as a Justice of the Supreme Court, likely rule?
Bush build an tire government (not to mention the secret, shadow government)
and loyalty only. No matter how bad you screw up, no matter how many Vietnams
you get us in,
you'll always get a medla from the boss - but for loyalty, not for
a job well done.
The Boston Strangler killed 13 women
before he was caught.
Herbert Herbert Bush kills 13 women
before noon each day - and he's still at it.
Subject: Judith Miller - let
From what I can gather, Miller was a willing
conduit for Bush/Rove propaganda.
She may be in the Rovegate affair up to her eyeballs,
as a part of the conspiracy.
She doesn't want to give up a "source?"
She doesn't want to give up a partner
in her own crime.
The same for Novak.
Real "sources" try to get the truth
out to the people by contacting a journalist.
They don't plant lies with the cooperation
of the "reporters."
That's my uneducated opinion.
Don the Day Trader
I'm all for anything that keeps a Republican streetwalker in jail.
"Every Republican I talked to said, 'Thank God
they're changing the subject.
We'd much prefer to fight over the Supreme
Court than watch Karl Rove
be talked about in the press with a CIA investigation.'"
--Tim Russert, still with
just one thing on his mind, Attribution
'Plamegate' Back on Page One
When the White House rushed its decision on
a new Supreme Court justice forward to get
Karl Rove off the front pages, most pundits dutifully
hailed it as a brilliant tactical move that
would surely bury the "other" story for days if
Hello John Roberts, goodbye Karl Rove.
Actually, the Supreme scheme started falling
apart within hours, thanks to a fair amount of
attention on the testimony on the Hill about a
federal shield law. One of the recipients of
Rove's CIA leak, Matt Cooper, got some face time
on TV for that.
Now along comes the Washington Post on Thursday
morning, led by top guns Walter Pincus
and Jim VandeHei, trumpeting on A1 (ouch) a story
that brings attention right back to Rove,
not to mention to Ari Fleisher and, possibly, a
cast of thousands. Score it News Values 1, Pundits 0.
Bart, looks like Sen. Rick Santorum will be
a guest on the Daily Show Monday.
I'm there, Dude.
Bart, you wrote:
> If California Democrats had any balls...
> Nah, I'm not even going to finish that sentence.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say, "Why not set up a recall vote for Musclehead?"
but Democrats would say, "That's not polite!" and
Mr. Rove wouldn't like it.
"He's a very nice man, he's a very brilliant attorney,
but he is at base a very
consistent and predictable conservative vote.
And so we're looking at doctrines
changing in areas from abortion to environmental
law to employment discrimination,
prisoner rights. It really covers the entire
legal landscape. It's quite breath-taking
how many doctrines could change with this one
--Jonathan Turley, on John "women
are stupid" Roberts, Attribution
Subject: new day coming?
It appears Americans are getting smarter all
the time in spite of the Administration's dizzying spin
and diversion. Fox news viewership is down 58%
from OCT 2004 to APR 2005 in the key 25 to 54
demographic. Apparently viewers are getting
tired of the missing teenager in Aruba, it's time for the
MSM to find another attractive white woman who's
been the victim of a heinous crime to flog.
The president has his worst approval rating
ever and the worst rating for all second term presidents.
National Guard and Army Reserve have raised the
maximum age to 39 hoping to fill their ranks.
Digging in the GOP cesspool you'll find RNC chairman
Ken Mehlman has given up spin and resorted
to bald-faced lies to continue the attempt to smear
Joe Wilson and his wife. Bush rewards John Roberts
for his help in squelching the 2000 Florida vote
recount with a Supreme Court nomination.
On the cover-up front, the DOD has refused to
cooperate with a federal judge's order turn over
photographs and videotapes that purport to show
a child being sodomized and a woman being raped
in Abu Ghraib among other war crimes. The
Administration may have effectively covered up the
Valerie Plame leak, unfortunately for them perjury
is a crime too. It's time for citizens to make up
their mind, corruption, fear and war or a representative democracy.
semi-final Tour de Lance
Subject: Queer as folk
I have known several young women whose experiences
with men, usually someone older and abusive,
to temporarily enter into a lesbian relationship.
The two I know personally are married to men now.
If anyone studies biology and psychology and
sociology, then they would most likely come to the
conclusion that there are as many possibilities
as there are people.
Some people have very fluid sexuality, while
others, very strictly defined sexuality.
I think some are biologically determined, and some
are socially determined.
Underneath it all, it is none of my business
on a personal level. And, I can never understand why
I should care unless it involves a child being
victimized or an adult being forced into a sexual relationship.
It is not disgusting to me, and if I wanted
information about sex or sexuality,
I certainly would not get it from the likes of
Society tells us it's OK for women to enjoy
Women's magazines have women on the cover ...and
so do men's.
On Friends, it was plenty acceptable
for Rachel and Winona Ryder to
get drunk and "bang coconuts" back in college -
that's what fun girl's do, right?
But if it had been Joey and Ross that fooled
around in college?
Bush has stolen/thrown away over $300B.
Clinton could've given every American health care coverage with that,
but the GOP and the gutless Democrats called that "socialism."
of Work to Sell Roberts to Conservatives
lied again - saying he'd look around for the "most qualified" person
For at least a year before the nomination
of Judge John G. Roberts to the Supreme Court,
the White House was working behind the scenes to
shore up support for him among its
social conservative allies, quietly reassuring
them that he was a good bet for their side in
cases about abortion, same-sex marriage and public
support for religion.
to 'Friends of John Kerry'
The name John Kerry is no longer synonymous
with credibility in my eyes. I was one of the 49%
that voted against GW Bush when you rolled over
on Election night 2004. This was during an ongoing
controversy regarding election fraud in Ohio that
has subsequently been swept under the rug, even after
the Conyers investigation.You won the debates,
were ahead in popularity and won the exit polls.
Considering the tricks that were pulled in 2000,
Diebold's vow to 'Deliver Ohio' to George W Bush,
and the Republican controlled state election system
in Ohio, conceding while the votes were still being
counted was uacceptable. It was however,
a fitting end to a campaign where you made halfhearted
attempts, if any, to refute any allegations the
ReThugs made at you.
In 2008, the Republicans will most likely be
running a candidate to repair the damage that 8 years of
Bush has done to this country and what their party
stands for. If you were unable to beat the current
occupier of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue as previously
described, what makes you think you can win
against anyone else that presents a vision for
our country other than 'Its hard work"?
Your currrent "Issue Statements" from friends
of John Kerry, Inc., are a "day late and a dollar short".
Your candidacy in '08 will only serve to distract
voters from more credible Dem candidates.
Please, for the good of the country, stay out of
Until such time as the congressional elections
of 2006, when I hope, the Democratic Party regains
control of both houses, any e-mail I receive from
your organization serves only to pour salt into
a wound that will not heal.
Please remove my name from your mailing list.
I agree 100 percent.
Each time I get an e-mail - "Join
me in fighting Bush" -
I wonder, where the hell were you, John, when your
country needed you?
He was sleeping, wind-surfing, playing football,
playing nice, telling people "Don't fight
and he was so, so eager to concede at the first
whif of defeat.
Kerry tried to concede while they were still
counting Ohio ballots,
but the Monkey had gone to sleep and Kerry didn't
want to wake him.
"Kerry" is synonymous with failure and quitting.
"Kerry" is synonymous with cowardice and refusing
"Kerry" is synonymous with running away when his
country needed him.
John, you disgust me.
Please retire so a fighter can take your place.
It has been a long time since so much syrupy
nostalgia has been in evidence at the White House.
But when Bush announced his choice for the Court,
it was hard not to marvel at the 1950s-style
tableau vivant that was John Roberts and his family.
There they were -- John, Jane, Josie and Jack
-- standing with the president and before the entire
country. The nominee was in a sober suit with
the expected white shirt and red tie. His wife
and children stood before the cameras, groomed and
glossy in pastel hues -- like a trio of Easter
eggs, a handful of Jelly Bellies, three little Necco wafers.
There was tow-headed Jack -- having freed himself
from the controlling grip of his mother -- enjoying
a moment in the spotlight dressed in a seersucker
suit with short pants and saddle shoes. His sister,
Josie, was half-hidden behind her mother's skirt.
Her blond pageboy glistened. And she was wearing
a yellow dress with a crisp white collar, lace-trimmed
anklets and black patent-leather Mary Janes.
John Stepford Family
Subject: standing up
Bart, you asked:
> "What will it take for a Democrat to stand
* Postman arriving with the welfare check?
* Impromptu protest?
* A terrorist being denied his constitutionally
guaranteed daily massage?
* Someone "bogarting" the joint?
* A chance to sound shrill in front of a camera?
* An ovation for the latest conspiracy theory?
- "We got him this time!"
* To keep from accidentally peering under Hilary's
Thanks for this opportunity, helped me kill
some downtime at work.
John, eat your banana - it's turning brown.
Marty is on Erin Hart's show on KIRO
Sunday nights at 9pm Pacific
Subject: Leslie van Houten
Sharon Tate may have been a very nice and forgiving
woman, but she's dead
and we can't say what she might or might not have
wanted for those who killed her
and her unborn child, for whose life she begged
to no avail.
Full disclosure: I knew Jay Sebring; and these
scum killed him with the intention of
starting a race war which would result in Charlie
Manson ruling the world.
"Perjury? Sort of ironic, when you consider the
past "anger" towards those they
considered to be lying under oath."
--Oliver Willis, on Rove and
Libby facing perjury charges, Attribution
When Ollie North got caught lying to Congress, the right said,
"Who cares? Those fools in congress
deserve to be lied to."
When Clinton tried to hide his girlfriend, the right and their whore
press called it,
"The Crime of the Century" and
Henry Hyde screamed, "the flag is falling."
But now that they're caught lying again, they can't say, "Who
because it's their party who lied and their party who got
Subject: Lime and tequila
Bart, you qrote:
>> Matt, the citrus is used to bury or disguise
the taste of
>> something awful. That's why fancy eating
>> lemon wedges in finger bowls after eating
Nothing will mark you as a rube faster than
eating the lemon in your finger bowl
-- even if you don't like the taste of the fish.
Bear, this rube doesn't eat the lemon wedges.
I meant the citris gets the fish smell off your fingers.
...and the BFEE makes LOTS of money at it.
I've just been reading your site again and
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Things are still tight, but I feel guilty reading,
knowing I used to subscribe and no longer do.
I landed on my feet after the layoffs a couple
We're doing okay now, so don't lose any sleep over
Keep up the good work. I hope you still
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Hillary vote "Yes" on Roberts and opt out of 2008?
she fight for women's rights?
the Unloved launches one-hag show
Schlessinger's new show will offer an intimate
look into her mind and character
and reveal personal secrets that she has never
before shared with the public.
Like what was going thru her mind when she straddled that camera lens?
Subject: Bartcop Hex
So let me get this straight- you put some kind
of hex on Tiger Woods and George Bush.
Yes, you need to be set straight.
I hex Tigers, not Monkeys.
In the meantime, despite a slump, Tiger
is one of the most highly compensated and respected
athletes ever, and now he's even winning again. And
he's boning a swedish supermodel.
"Despite a slump?" -
It's called 'The Hex,' and I take that as a compliment.
And that Bush guy?
Between winning an election and
the absolute collapse of the Democrat Party,
I'd say he's doing pretty well, too.
Lucky for you I'm into science, logic and the
Yeah, you got me there.
Democrats collapse whenever Rove barks at them
and that makes me f-ing sick.
I keep challenging them to step up - but they
Yes, you're right - the Democrats are shaved sissies.
They live to earn Karl Rove's favor.
Please Bartcop- hex me. Hex me with all
your pinheaded might.
You sure you can me more of a loser?
You8 might be at life's cusp right now.
I figure if the hex works out for me even half
as much as those other guys,
I'll be drinking single malt (as opposed to that
white-trash swill you drink)
out of Wes Clark's skull before Christmas!!!
Have a great day!
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"No matter what else happens, this will turn the
media permanently against
the White House. They clearly are trying
to send reporters to jail to cover up
their treason. The cliquish media will not
forgive them for that."
--Chris Bowers, who thinks the
press whores have a brain, a conscience or a memory Attribution
"The chairman of the state Democratic Party filed
a complaint against Schwarzenegger
on Tuesday with the state's political watchdog
agency and raised the possibility the
dispute over outside income could result in jail
time for Schwarzenegger."
No tutus on that guy!
I like the idea of that handjob doing time, but it'll never happen.
I've always been a big fan of using their tactics against them.
Since he got the job thru trickery and bullshit, they should file
for a recall election
while his numbers are mired in the low 30's ...but that would take
courage and we
all know the Democrats are too polite and wouldn't ewant to anger Mr. Rove.
"Saddam was a brutal scumbag, but he was a secular brutal
scumbag and women's rights
were one of the few bright spots of his
years in power...What irony. Here we are in some
kind of "war" against Islamic extremism and
what do we do? We knock off one of the region's
only secular governments, leaving a vacuum
that Shiite fundamentalists (AKA 'values voters')
are only too happy to fill. The result is that
now, more than $200 billion dollars and countless
lives later, we have a Shiite-dominated government
cozying up to Iran's leading Mullahs.
And there's just no satisfaction in the fact
that we told you so beforehand."
--Joshua Holland, Attribution
Will Hillary end her run for the White House
with a "yes" vote for John (women are stupid) Roberts?
an intoxicating success
Once considered a low class hooch, tequila
has become the toast of
Mexican high society, giving a heady euphoria to
their drinks industry.
Made from the hearts of blue agave plants in
Jalisco, production is this year expected
to hit a record 55 million gallons, according to
some dude at the Tequila Regulatory Council.
Look at how badly that sentence is written.
He just said "Production
was made from..."
...and who writes "...production
is this year expected..."
Do I have to teach proper English to the entire
Subject: bisexual females
Did I get your attention? ;)
Bart, you said:
> Is a bi-sexual considered gay? I'd have to think so.
> If I see two men kissing, they're definitely gay, no matter if
> one of them is married and has six kids - but then, what do I know? "
So from that line of reasoning, are two women
kissing definitely gay as well?
Unless they're kissing hello/goodbye, on the cheek, yes.
I mean, aren't all women a little bit gay?
Women are curvy, clean and smell good - everybody wants a bite
of that, right?
But men are hairy bears with questionable hygeine - yuck!
Or is there a different standard for women,
since girl-on-girl sex is
one of the hottest and most popular fantasies for
most straight men?
I'd say yes.
BTW, what do uptight, right-wing wackos think when they see cute lesbians?
Do they fake outrage in case someone from their church is watching?
Or are straight men just into gay women?
Hmmm, what would be the point?
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The president and his apologists want us to
concentrate ONLY on Valerie Plame.
They want us to rant and rave about Karl Rove,
because then the assumption is that
it was just one single CIA operative whose name
was revealed, and it didn't really hurt anything.
However, just how many ripples are on that pond?
Was a helicopter downed in Afghanistan
because the intelligence the troops relied upon
was compromised because the intelligence officers
had been seen with Valerie Plame? Or was an operative
who was working on the cells in London
compromised because if his affiliation with an
operative who had an affiliation with Plame? And did
a bomb explode in a resort town in Egypt because
international intelligence was compromised by
association by association by association? And
most eerily, how much has the Iraqi insurgency
been aided by a compromised intelligence community?
Subject: First Amendment
Journalists should never have to "do
time" for protecting their sources.
These whores, (Miller,Cooper, Novak, Russert)
however, should be put away for life.
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