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Poll: Bush lied on Iraq 
Teen pulls sting on Army 
Casualties - our economy 
Frist Nonsense
Lyons: 'Surrounded' 
Sliming Fitzgerald 
Bill O'Reilly In Drag 
Karl Rove gets a raise 
7-of-9 joins the 'O.C.'


 Quote of the Day

"Bush called Lance Armstrong. Not to 
  congratulate him -- he wants Lance to 
  teach him how to back peddle faster."  
     -- Leno


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"Things that were said to me as a child growing up about my family,
   the Kennedy family, are far worse than anything said about Arnold."
      --Maria Shriver, rubbing it in that the Democrats refuse to fight,    Attribution


 Clear majority says Bush lied on Iraq
   ...only 43% predict victory there

  Click  Here

 A majority of Americans say Bush deliberately misled the public about Saddam's WMDs.
 His credibility on the issue has been steadily eroding since 2003.  A majority says Bush
 won't be able to establish a stable, democratic government in Iraq.  Just 43% predict a victory.


 Karl Rove gets a raise
  They couldn't figure a way to award him a medal

  Click  Here

 The top pay for senior White House aides, including Andrew Card and Karl Rove
 was boosted to $161,000 at the beginning of July, according to a list sent to Congress.
 Also getting a raise, suspected leaker Scooter Libby.

 The White House sends Congress of list of who got raises?
 I'm so old, I remember when Congress was in charge of the purse strings.


 Subject: gay secret language

 Ignorant AND obtuse?
 Oh well, everybody has their blind spots.
 Keep up the good work....
 Paul in Ohio

 Thanks for explaining that...


 Dueling Quotes

"Bush's approval dropped to 41%, hitting a "new low."
       --Wake-Up Call,   Attribution
"41 percent of Americans approve of lying and incompetence."
        --Jon Stewart,


 Teen pulls a sting on the Army

  Click  Here

"I wanted to see how far they'd go to get another soldier," says McSwane, 17.
 So he set up a sting, posing as a dropout with a marijuana habit and went down
 to his local Colorado Army recruitment station to enlist.

 McSwane taped the telephone conversations and had a friend operate a video camera.

 McSwane, pretending to have a ganja habit he couldn't kick, went to a headshop to score
 a detoxifying kit the Army office claimed had helped two previous recruits pass drug tests,
 according to a taped phone conversation broadcast on local TV. McSwane told his recruiter
 he didn't know what the detox formula looked like, so the man agreed to go to the store with him.

 You'd think military families wouldn't want the backs of their husbands and sons
 to be watched by high school dropouts with a drug problem.  Will they object?

 Nah, it might make Bush look bad.


 Casualties of war - our economy

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 Bush's wars have already cost taxpayers $314 billion, and the CBO
 projects additional expenses of perhaps $450 billion over the next 10 years.

 That could make the combined campaigns, especially the war in Iraq, the most expensive
 military effort in the last 60 years, causing even some conservative experts to criticize the
 open-ended commitment to an elusive goal. The concern is that the soaring costs, given little
 weight before now, could play a growing role in U.S. strategic decisions because of the fiscal impact.

"Osama doesn't have to win; he will just bleed us to death," said Michael Scheuer, a former
 counterterrorism official at the CIA who led the pursuit of bin Laden. "He's well on his way to doing it."

 If we spent $314B in two years, how do they figure only $450B for the next ten?

 Clinton could've given every American health care with $314B
 but the Democrats refused to stand with him - so they lost the House.



 Subject: Not All Jews Are Zionist!

 Hi Bart,

 Most uneducated folks like yourself don't understand that zionist doesn't
 just equal "jew" as you so ignorantly pointed out!

 Not all "jews" are Zionist!
 Many "jews" are Anti-Zionist.

 Why don't you do a google you dumb ass?
 You are an embarrassment!!!
 Get an education dummy!

 He didn't say "jew" he said ZIONIST!
 Big Difference! Sheeesh!

 Best Regards, you ignorant FOOL!
 Rob Mahon

 Dude, I don't care.
 I don't care much about Nascar drivers or soccer, either.
 Thanks for making my hit counter spin.



"It was unbelievable. They didn't show a lot of what really went on with the enemy
  attacks and the shelling. There was so much stuff that went on and somehow the
  tapes got mysteriously misplaced. It put everything in perspective for me. It really
  did teach me the definition of sacrifice. I can't even fathom being out there right now.
  I was ready to come home."
      --Jessica Simpson, on missing footage of her Iraq trip   Attribution


 Overextended, overexposed and surrounded
   by Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 Sooner or later, somebody's going to have to be irresponsible enough to suggest a sane way
 out of Iraq. The futility of expecting the Bush administration to acknowledge its epic bungling
 is obvious. The president speaks in tired formulas that no longer even seem calculated to persuade.

 ...the longer American and British troops remain in Iraq, the worse things are apt to get.

 Since everybody's so fond of World War II analogies, here's mine: Iraq is Dunkirk. If we want
 to win the greater war, we need to pull out ASAP. We're overextended, overexposed and surrounded.
 The U.S. never sent enough troops to begin with and reinforcements aren't coming. .


Heather Gray, Amy Goodman and Helldog

Amy was just awarded this week's Buzzflash "Wings of Justice Award".

 Subject: Proof of Tiger's Grand Slams

 You just don't get it do you?

 Consider an (imaginary) interview with Rocky LaSplenda, former Big Leaguer:

 Rock, how many Grand Slams did you hit in your career?

 Well, Slick, I have four life Grand Slams to my credit.

 Uh, Rock, it says here in the Encyclopedia that you never hit any.
 How do you figure?

 Well, I said life grand slams, Slick.  I hit four dingers with a man on third,
 eight with a man on second, and seven more with a man on first, so that counts
 as four life Grand Slams.

 You just don't really understand Baseball, do you, Slick?
 Pete Y

 Now I understand.
 That's proof that Tiger is, indeed, the best grand slammer of them all.



"Instead of Bush sending Ken Mehlman to the NAACP convention, he xould
  have sent the Black Republican congressional delegation, but he retired."
  Bush didn't go himself due to a scheduling conflict. 
  Well, actually, he was too busy, 'scheduling conflicts.' "
      -- Lewis Black, 


 Republicans Ready to Slime Fitzgerald
    by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 Under the harsh but savvy tutelage of Karl Rove, Republicans have repeatedly demonstrated
 their adherence to a venerable cliché: In politics, as in sports and warfare, the best defense is
 always a good offense÷and the more offensive, the better. It's an effective strategy, as John
 Kerry and many other hapless victims have learned, and at this point also a highly predictable one.

 Defenders of the Bush White House have every right to whine about the Fitzgerald probe and
 the habitual excess of special counsels, no matter how lustily they once cheered the Starr inquisition.
 But while they'll ignore the obvious differences, with characteristic hypocrisy, that doesn't mean we have to.



 Subject: Hatred for Hillary,
            some love for Shirley
            and why I need to learn to hate Jews

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 What are good Democrats saying about the wife of our best president ever?

 ...another four years of the BFEE would be much, much better than Hillary.



 Karl Rove has a Monica on the side?

  Click  Here

 For years, political insiders in Texas have whispered about Rove's close friendship
 with lobbyist Karen Johnson, a never-married, forty-something GOP loyalist from Austin, Texas.

 The close association between the married White House aide and the comely lobbyist has
 long raised the eyebrows conservative Texas hypocrites who also cheat on their wives.

 In the post-Lewinsky era, because they cover for Republicans, the Washington's press corps
 has mostly avoided reporting on the private lives of public officials. But as the political climate in
 the capitol grows more poisonous, Rove's Monica has attracted increased scrutiny from
 opponents eager to prove that Bush's dirty trickster is sitting on some dirty laundry of his own.


 Subject:  Al From's comments

 Regarding Al From of the Democratic Loser Council's comment,
"We've got to make it clear that  Michael Moore doesn't speak for us."

 Well here's a newsflash for Al:
 I've been a Democrat since before he was born, and Michael Moore definitely speaks for me!

 I'm sick of the DLC whining about how it's someone else's fault that they are such losers.
 It's time for an end to pink-tutu democrats like the DLC; if they want to stick their noses
 in Bush's butt, fine, let'em join the rethuglicans!
 R. Dale


saw it on  warfolly.com


"Apparently, now the teamsters have split with the AFL-CIO.
  Get this -- they're blaming it on Angelina Jolie."
       --David Letterman


 Frist Nonsense
   saw this article on  davidcorn.com


  Click  Here

 In a way, he is the worst congressional leader in years. As majority leader, Frist has screwed up
 an assortment of high-profile matters: Terri Schiavo, the John Bolton nomination, and the nuclear option.
 This week, he put the gun lobby ahead of American troops. On Tuesday, he failed to pass the defense
 authorization bill, which establishes funding levels for the US military. The big problem for Frist was that
 several GOPers--including Lindsey Graham and John McCain--were pushing for an amendment that
 would ban cruel, degrading and inhuman treatment at US military facilities. The administration--and,
 thus, Frist--oppose this provision.

 This nutty Frist thinks he's going to be president in 2009?
 The only way that could happen is if the voting machines were rigged.

 Wait, they are!
 Wouldn't it be nice if the Democrats addressed the crooked voting machines problem
 while there's still time to do something about it?

 Or will they wait until three weeks before the election, like last time?


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 Subject: Zionists


 To blow this off (Zionit control) without doing research is how we got
 into the spot we are currently in.    You cannot discount the power of AIPAC
 when more senators and congressmen show up for their events then they do
 for any votes, (criminality also, see Larry Franklin) and the political persuasions
 of the Neocons and PNAC, etc...

 One thing you can't do is get involved in Jew baiting.

 Jew baiting?

 Shirley U. Gest

 Zionosm is neither race nor religion and has extremist views and goals similar to
 and extending past Fascism.  Do intelligent research without getting sucked into bigoted sites.

 Somethings just can't be pooh pooh'd away.


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 Subject: Elvis Costello

 Give kudos to elvis costello.
 On good morning america with emilou, talking about gram parsons,
 he came back for his second number.... looks into the camera and sings...

 "Admit you lied and bring the boys back home.."


                A shot of Chinaco for Elvis


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 It was perversely amusing to note how consistently those professional proponents of self-restraint
 and sacrifice (and their families) all seemed conspicuously oblivious to the admonitions against
 gluttony, sloth, and avarice. Obesity seemed the norm, rather than the exception: one minister's
 wife looked exactly like a blue-ribbon turnip from the state fair, while another sprawled like a
 sperm whale, watching her blubbery little girl lurch from table to table to siphon off hot dogs
 and hamburgers. Arguments against earthly materialism also found precious little sympathy,
 especially among the ministers' own families. Their children all expressed impatience for the
 next planned purchase, from a tract house to some useless piece of Wal-Mart trash-to-be.

 The bile would not rise so sharply in my craw if such comfort-loving, Bible-spewing cultists
 did not intend to impose their beliefs on me, but that is the plan.


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"All the chicken hawks back here who said, 'Oh, Iraq is talking bad about us.
  They're going to threaten us' -- look, if you really believe that, you leave your wife
  and three kids and go sign up for the Army or Marines and go over there and fight.
  Otherwise, shut your mouth."
      --Ohio Democratic congressional candidate Paul Hackett, who fought in Fallujah,    Attribution



 Bill O'Reilly In Drag


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 Michelle Malkin, sometimes known as Bill O'Reilly in drag, opened one of her recent rants
 with this question: "Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Civil-liberties activists, anti-war organizers, eco-militants
 and animal-rights operatives are in a fright over news that the nefarious FBI is watching them.
 Why on earth would the government be worried about harmless liberal grannies, vegetarians,
 rainforest lovers and other "peaceful groups" simply exercising their First Amendment rights?"
 Ms. Malkin was referring to a lawsuit brought by the ACLU, charging that the FBI had
 amassed hundreds of pages of secret files on that organization and similar groups."

 I wish she'd answer her own question:
 Why is Bush worried about people exercising their First Amendment rights?"



 Subject: re: I don't get into that "evil Zionist" fight, pro or con.


 So you're neither a bigot nor against bigotry.
 Yet another Democratic profile in courage.

 Uh-Oh, I'm a betting man, and I'll bet you're "one of them."

 How about racism and homophobia?
 Are you gutlessly sitting on the fence there, too, or just when it comes to attacks on Jews?
 Even the pathetic Bush condemns anti-Semitism.

 Maybe one day you can raise your morals to the level of that degenerate.
 Until that glorious day arrives, enjoy wearing your pink tutu.
 I'm sure it goes nicely with the yellow streak running down your back.

 Too Crazy to Reason With

 Permission to blow me is granted.


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 Subject: Bush gives the finger

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