"A new poll shows Americans haven't forgotten
about Karl Rove's involvement
in the Plame incident. Over 35%
of those polled believe Rove's actions were illegal
and/or unethical. If that number gets any higher,
Bush may nominate Rove for a Nobel prize."
In Bush's America, the more you screw up serving him highness,
the more soldiers that die, the more billions of dollars that go
only increase the likelihood that Bush will give you n Medal of Honor
to blunt the wimp Democrats, who are afraid to raise their voices.
in America: Stopping the Crusade
Then came the resignation of Sandra Day
O'Connor. We already know what kind of candidate
we're going to get. We're to
get one that James Dobson wants. Dobson wants one who can't
tell the difference between the bible and the United
States Constitution. He'll get what he wants,
the Democrats will filibuster, the nuclear option
will be passed, and the Republicans will have
carte blanche for every justice they want at every
level they want with no minority input.
The Democrats will filibuster?
My, somebody has a lot of faith in today's
As if they need them.
They already have bills in both houses
of Congress which put the matters of religion out of the
hands of the Judicial Branch of government. It's
called the Constitutional Restoration Act.
Did that one get by you? Yeah, in a badly
worded bill, they're actually proposing legislation
which bypasses our court system in matters of religion. Prayer
at the football game?
Sorry that'll be off limits. The Judicial
Branch won't agree, of course, but at that point the best
you can hope for would be a full blown constitutional
crisis between two branches of government.
Or maybe three, once the White House sides with
Congress. Care to place a bet on who wins?
Last time I checked the Supreme Court didn't
"It's a dirty trick campaign, yes, but on a
deeper level, I think it's projection.
When a group's entire philosophy is based on
war and testosterone and kicking ass
and its members stay home while others fight,
the unconcious mind has to defend
against their own "cowardice."
--Diane, on the
Swift Boating of Paul Hackett, Attribution
The cowardly pussies have shrapnel in their ass from Vietnam.
The war heroes deserted their post to get drunk and do cocaine.
As long as the press agrees, those statements are true.
march for Voting Rights in Atlanta
Thousands of Americans that Bush hates
streamed down MLK Jr. Drive chanting, singing
and marching on Saturday in support of extending
the 40-year-old Voting Rights Act.
"Forty years later, we're still marching for the
right to vote," said U.S. Rep. John Lewis (D-Sac),
who participated in the civil rights struggles
that helped secure passage of the law in 1965.
Lewis marched wityh Jesse Jackson Jr. John Conyers,
Randi Rhodes and thousands more.
The networks barely covered this because
it makes Bush look bad and the job of the press
is to prop up the fraudulent puppet and tell us
how great his wise policies are doing.
Why is the GOP trying to stamp out voting
rights for people in the South?
What is truly pathetic is how stupid and
mindless the American public is.
If you need to rely on a Will Ferrell sketch to
convince you that the Monkey is
really a liar and a sadist you are seriously idiotic
and should have no right to vote period.
Dude, voters are extra, super-stupid. In 2000, pollsters
said people voted for the
alcoholic coke monkey because he was "the type
of guy they'd like to have a beer with."
Gore was ridiculed because he was seen as a "brainiac" who was "too smart."
Voters are so extra, super-stupid, they refuse to vote in their
Bush ran on a platform. "The rich need more money" and
he carried the 30 poorest states.
You can't go broke underestimating the stupidity of the average
protestor Robin Cook, 59, dies 'while walking'
Not liking Bush can shorten your days on this Earth
Former Cabinet minister Robin Cook, 59,
has died after collapsing while hill walking in north-west Scotland.
Mr Cook quit as Commons leader in March 2003, in
protest over the war in Iraq.
I wonder if they'll "honor him" by not doing
If they did, they might find the puncture wound from the dart.
and ridicule? Goodbye!
I asked what I thought was a legitimate
question about a problem I was having posting
comments to your site. I don't have much
money, but I sent a nominal contribution and
display your logo and your "Worst Pres. Ever" sticker
on my car. What do I get in answer
but sarcasm, ridicule, and your (not exactly) trademark
You are just another Michael Graham, a guy who
thinks he is an influential web 'thinker',
and like Graham, you also think you are a comedian. You
are too limited and fratboy
thickheaded to be able to do an act onstage, so
you browbeat people on your site,
friend or foe, and think you have 'sack' because
of it. It's your choice to be an asshole. Adios.
Here is the letter that he's so pissed off about - from 1594:
I have tried
to post a few comments recently and the
transmission is extremely
slow, so much so that I usually just bag it.
Are you blocking
If so, why?
Did I write something
Or is my browser screwed
Jaby, I'm guessing
you're talking about the BartCop
That's run by some
BartCop readers - I don't get in there a lot.
Odds are if you screwed
up, you'd know about it.
As a rule,
it never hurts to "empty your cache," when there's a problem.
I've gotten mail asking, "Why
haven't you updated the page this week?"
when there was a new
issue every day - so some people do have that problem.
this here means the forum moderators will see this.
Maybe they can create
an account for questions like yours...
I imagine there are
others who hit a wall and thought "Screw them,"
when it's real possible
it was just a technical hitch of some kind.
...does anyone see the "sarcasm
and ridicule" that pissed him off?
Can someone point me to the line where I acted like "an
Which line had the "schoolyard
taunts" - can someone clue me in?
Seriously, that was about as nice as I can possibly get.
I even changed his signature to protect him - so why the hell
is he pissed off?
I can't write anything without
pissing people off and losing subscribers.
I filled up the Bartmobile yesterday and I stopped pumping at $35.
It used to cost me about $22 to
fill up the tank - under Clinton.
The BFEE is stealing that extra $13 from
every tank, every family, every week.
They have leveled an "energy tax" on everyone on the planet.
They're stealing that money from us why?
Because the Democrats haven't raised any objection.
I can't really blame murderers for steqaling - that's what criminals
But why isn't there any outrage that we have dying soldiers AND
we're paying more for gas than we did in Clinton's Peacetime Paradise.
No, I blame the Democrats.
They're sitting on their hands while Bush rapes (and murders) the
Why aren't families outraged?
People who are living check-to-check say they like Bush.
How can poor families enjoy Bush's ongoing rapes and murders?
It makes no sense.
Subject: Two Okla. Children
Die of Rare Infection
Any Chance these were your kids?
I hope so, so I can celebrate if there
are 2 dead liberals.
No, those kids were most likely Republican children
Oklahoma is almost all Republican.
Only a Republican would celebrate dead kids.
"I saw Novak stand up and walk out - it
seemed to me that he was just responding
to Carville's abject rudeness. I didn't
blame Novak. I thought, "Good for him.
Maybe this will teach Carville to keep a civil
tongue in his mouth and to learn
that all is not permissible in partisan debate."
--Cliff the right-winger, sticking
up for his teammate, Attribution
I haven't heard from Bill Bennett and Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
squeal about how
disgusting it was for Novak to lower the broadcast decency
standards like Janet Jackson did.
No, Novak gets a pass because these men are whores and
their feigned outrage is for sale.
They are religious whores, selling God at inflated prices to the
extra-stupid racist party.
On the other hand, had this been a Democrat who got flustered
and buss open?
The religio-fraud whores would be, literally, stuck pigs and the Democrats
right there with them, condemning one of their own - agreeing with the
liars and whores.
Hey, Democrats, what's Rule #1?
It makes me sick that whenever I say that
I'm pro-choice, I am considered to be pro-abortion.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. I am anti-abortion
and pro-life, but that's me...what I think
has nothing to do with you or anyone else, even
my own daughter. That's where the choice comes in.
How ignorant is it to try and legislate
morality to the detriment of personal and civil rights.
The "christian" right has so far successfully turned
pro-choice into a black and white, no compromise,
evil position. Supposedly "god" gave us all free
will...why do the "christians" fight so hard against what
"god" supposedly gave them? That was rhetorical.
Chris, you can either be pro-choice or pro-coathanger.
I prefer to be pro-choice.
Sixty years ago, America leveled Hiroshima
with the first big bomb.
"We hit Hiroshima with a new kind of bomb. Do
Japan refused, so Truman raised the
bet by quite a bit, and leveled Nagasaki.
"We hit Nagasaki.
We can keep this up forever.
Do you surrender?"
They had to say yes.
Truman was bluffing, he was playing nuclear
poker with Japan - and he won.
a shot of Chinaco for Truman's
"How can Bush go on a monthlong vacation when
our troops are at war and
fighting what appears to be a losing battle?
Has he no compassion for the
families that are not going on vacation because
a loved one is in Iraq?
Or the families that have lost a member in
Subject: Bush's time off
Bush enjoyed his 321st day of vacation yesterday
since taking office in January 2001.
Rumors that the president is attempting to honor
each and every fallen G.I. in Iraq by
taking a day off in their honor have been flatly
A statistician from Cal State has shown
any such attempt would be impossible.
"Bush could take the rest of his second term off
starting tomorrow and it wouldn't begin
to approach the number of fallen soldiers. This
is not counting the number of our military
members who will die between now and the end of
Bush's remaining term!" he added.
Bush has been on vacation all his life.
He's never worked a day - and the super-poor voted for him.
I wonder why...
$70 Million Gift To Halliburton?
editorial in Bush's
Our Federal government is out of control.
Not that this is news.
Two announcements regarding Halliburton
last week do qualify as news:
• Halliburton's KBR division responsible
for carrying out Pentagon contracts in Iraq
showed a 284 percent increase in operating
profits during the second quarter of this year.
• Much of this profit was due to the payment
of lavish "award fee" gifts amounting to $70 million,
in light of highly questionable "good work."
SEVENTY MILLION DOLLARS!
Budget-minded number crunchers now have
solid proof that a few more beds are needed in the insane asylum.
Think about it.
A $70 million gift.
Has it suddenly become legal for Pentagon
officials to steal your money and give it away
to a big corporation? And this amidst the
Pentagon concealing from the public critical reports
by military auditors of alleged "unsupported" expenses
totaling millions of dollars by KBR,
which are "under investigation."
want it all..."
protested in Montana
"Rush scoffed at the tour of duty Hackett served,
voluntarily. Hackett re-enlisted
and served a seven-month tour in Iraq, just
last year. But those who haven't the guts
to put their own lives on the line, for a war
they support, don't respect those who do.
Rush said that, as a civil affairs officer, "Hackett
didn't actually see combat in Iraq."
(Hackett did, in Fallujah.) The
drugs have obviously addled Rush's brain. Most officers
don't see "actual combat", which he would know
had he veen military. The vast majority
of soldiers killed in Iraq have been young
men and women barely old enough to drink."
Subject: your website
Bart, you truly seem to be a bit racist,
but that doesn't mean I don't like you.
Tiger and Shaq are among the best ever in
their sports and your continued rants
against them paint you as a racist. Other than
that, your site is great, I mean it.
The Rick Man
So if I thought Shaq was worth $30M a year, I would
be free of racism?
What if Shaq averaged four points a game - would I still have to think
he was worth $30M?
Lands in Grapevine, TV
Roads were shut down Wednesday and residents
living in nearby apartments between Dooley
and Ruth Wall Roads were warned not to look
out of their windows Wednesday. School busses
from Grapevine-Colleyville ISD formed a perimeter
around the site where Bush was scheduled to land.
No one was going to get a glance of the president
on his way to the Gaylord Convention Center.
Were they going to arrest people
for looking at Der Monkey?
or is dailytexanonline.com a gag web site
and I'm the last to know?
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Subject: Paul Hackett in
He got 48% in Bush country.
How about we support him for the Senate
in 2006 or 2008?
Don the Day Trader
Sounds good to me.
Hackett needs an experienced, smart-ass, political knife-fighter
on his team.
Someone who'd advise the campaign for free, with strategery and fire-with-fire
Marty is on Erin Hart's
show on KIRO
Sunday nights at 9pm Pacific
Rosie, I haven't checked this week:
Do you love Bush or hate him today?
"The Secret Service is Trying to Intimidate Us"
The angry mother of a fallen U.S. soldier
staged a protest near Bush's fake ranch on Saturday,
demanding an accounting from the president of how
he has conducted the war in Iraq.
Supported by more than 50 shouting demonstrators,
Cindy Sheehan, 48, told reporters,
"I want to ask George Bush: Why did my son die?" Sheehan
arrived in Crawford
on a bus emblazoned with the words, "Impeachment
Sheehan said she decided to come to Crawford
a few days ago after Bush said that
fallen U.S. troops had died for a noble cause and
that the mission must be completed.
"I don't want him to use my son's name or my family name
to justify any more killing," she said.
the Secret Service has been telling protesters
that if they stay there they may be hit by
Secret Service vehicles. Cindy says, "They've
told us this at least ten times. There isn't
much room between the side of the road and the
fence, and they go zooming by far over
the speed limit." Cindy reports the Secret Service
already ran a mother and her six year-old
off the road. She believes the Secret Service's
actions are a clear attempt to coerce her
and the other protesters into leaving.
CNN suspends Novak, not for outing a CIA
agent, but for using a two-syllable word
that sums up his entire career and that everyone
over the age of six is familiar with.
...and the BFEE makes a
the tens of thousands
Call for Impeachment
at the White House at 12 noon
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Subject: Donation for consistent
Seems the Dems in Ohio took you up on your
advice and decided to do something
by setting up a strong grassroots campaign with
a pretty liberal candidate.
Yeah, Hackett lost, but only by a little.
If only our party would do this in the places that
are just barely Republican,
we'd have Kerry (or Gore) nominating a Supreme
Court justice instead of the monkey.
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Green Acres Supremecy
saw it on thoughtcrimes.org
Since Hollywood seems unable to make anything
new, it continues to remake
TV series from the 1970's (like, "The Dukes of
Hazzard") best forgotten.
Here is my suggestion for the casting for the inevitable "Green
Oliver Douglas - John McCain
Lisa Douglas - Arianna Huffington
Eb - Tucker Carlson
Mr. Haney - Tom Delay
Mr. Kimball - George W. Bush
Mr. Ziffel - C. Everett Koop
Arnold Ziffel - Rush Limbaugh
(We'll take him off the oxycontin to fatten
him back up)
Sam Drucker - James Carville
Alf the plumber - Andrew Sullivan
Ralph the plumber - Mary Cheney
Remember when Rush lost all that weight
and said it was "easy?"
He credited his live-in cook for preparing low-fat
Turns out Rush was on the Scott Wieland
Has the druggie bastard ever told the truth about
Denny take a Turkish bribe? : )
9/11 Key to Political Transformation
There is now an enormous amount of scholarly
evidence and expert testimony that
a) clearly demonstrates the official 9/11 story
is a sham, and
b) supports the millions of New Yorkers who, according
to a recent Zogby poll,
believe that top US officials "consciously" allowed
the attacks to happen and that
we desperately need a new investigation now.
We need an investigation of unlimited scope and unlimited money
and subpoena power
but most of all, it needs to be headed by someone who is more loyal to
the rule of law than they are to the Bush Family Evil Empire.
If arthritic, old Bart can wake up at 9 AM, get dressed, brush his
teeth and drive to
the other side of town and actually be early for a 9:30 dental appointment,
why the hell
can't our air force pilots get a jet fighter the the air in less than 70
Hamilton's fake investigation only asked the questions the Bush
bastards agreed to answer,
and he did that NOT under oath, in private, off-the-record with
his baby-sitter helping him.
not right to bother a sitting president with trivial matters."
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Subject: news flash
Pssstt. You are not only a loser
but a sorry f-king loser.
The proof is in the FACT that Bush has won
not only everything = he continues
to win and you loser pukes continue to ...............
well, you might be able to figure it out.
I love it so.
Monkeyboy, you love it so?
You love record unemployment?
You love a falling stock market?
You love record national debt?
You love paying $35 for a tank of gas?
You love 30 soldiers killed last week?
You love Arlington Cemetary filling up?
You love 1830-plus soldiers who died for Bush's greed?
You love Bush being asleep on 9-11?
You love that we're the most hated nation on Earth?
You love that Bush got mega-richer from his fake war?
You love that Bush read the goat story while the WTC was burning?
I loved the paradise that Clinton's peace and prosperity gave us.
heard in BCR
Put your 2-minute rant on the next radio show.
BCR is listened to by dozens, so get your comments out
You have two minutes to record your message.
only Kerry hadn't sold us out...
We're winning in Iraq
Rice argued against viewing the war solely
through the rising death toll.
Pay no attention to the 1830 coffins behind
"It's a lot easier to see the violence and suicide
bombing than to see
the rather quiet political progress that's going
on in parallel," Rice said.
Like Jon Stewart says: Think of all the
cars that don't explode.
"If you think about how to defeat an insurgency,
you defeat it not just militarily but politically,"
she said, reminding us how Bush is beloved by citizens
around the globe.
Our Idiot Monkey took the worldwide sympathy
and cooperation we had after 9-11
and turned it into worldwide scorn, fear, hate
and ridicule towards his oil-stealing ass.
That Bush-lover you work with?
Do me a favor, ask him, "Remind
me, why are we in Iraq?"
They won't say, "because
Saddam was about to launch his WMDs."
No, that's what they'd say if they were honest
about the subject.
They might say, "To
free an enslaved people," and if they do,
ask him why Cuba is still enslaved.
We'll print the funniest replies you get.
It figures that CNN suspends Novak for using
a naughty word on the air,
but they left him on for over two years after he
outed Valerie Plame as a CIA agent.
Dude, it's not about ethics - it's all about the mighty dollar.
CNN wants to please Tom Delay's religio-crazies.
1830 dead soldiers is not indecent.
The "s" word?
That is indecent.
Slaughter in Iraq...
...and Bush is all about 'hard
Republicans and religio-crazies
say Bush's bloody war is acceptable.
Dad's not coming home.
Subject: Forum issues
The email address for forum moderators
Sam, thanks for setting that up.
Youse dudes can reach the forum moderators
at that address,
but Jaby is still pissed as hell that we set that
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So we'll be back Wednesday night or Thursday with new technology.
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