"What do you say when 1,872 Americans
have died to depose a dictator only to replace him
with an Islamic republic where clerics get the final say on the rights
of women? If you're Bush,
you simply say it isn't so because Condoleezza Rice said so."
--Tom Grieve at salon.com
Mission in Iraq has Mutated
So has Bush - he gets more
stupid every day
Bush and his aggressively incompetent collection
of business-suited bunglers paid to think up some kind
of mission are running out of any ideasd that have even the slightest
connection to reason or reality.
That's why, exposed by tough, smart, bereaved mother Cindy Sheehan,
they retreat to the Bush-bunker
and speak to their base -- the greed-crazed tax haters, Christian ayatollahs,
racists, gun worshippers and
innocent but deluded souls who got Bush appointed in the first place.
Those gangs of hardcore devotees
who can't for the life of them spot any Bush mistakes are the folks
Lincoln talked about when he said
you can fool some of the people all of the time."
That's a great point.
What else can Bush do when he's in this much trouble but to play to
of thirty percent of the people who can't see that anything is wrong?
Will his base be able to see anything wrong when 5,000 soldiers have
died? Or 10,000?
If only America had a free press.
If only America knew what the rest of the world was saying about us.
As long as Bush the Bungler is making decisons things can only get
"I talked to Condi, and there is not
-- as I understand it, the way the constitution is written
is that women have got rights, inherent rights recognized in the constitution,
and that the
constitution talks about not "the religion," but "a religion."
Twenty-five percent of the
assembly is going to be women, which is a -- is embedded in the constitution."
-- Der Monkey, explaining
how the Islamic country he's creating will treat women Link
Robertson: Screw God's Commandments
oil, why pretend this is about freedom?"
Pat Robertson says America should assassinate
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop
his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration
and Muslim extremism."
"We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has
come that we exercise that ability,"
Robertson said Monday on his religious hate show.
"We don't need another $200 billion war
to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator," he whined.
"It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives
do the job and then get it over with."
I think this is Pat Robertson's last hurrah.
If Republicans had any decency (should I finish this sentence?) they
shun this crazy bastard for fear of being linked to him and his crazy-ass
But then again - isn't Robertson just saying what Bush thinks?
In Bush's pretend world of make believe, worse means better.
Which medal will Bush award his crazy old friend?
by Dirty Tricks
They say Bush is a dirty, lying rat bastard
He showed pathological lying habits
and was in denial when challenged on his prejudices and biases.
He would even deny saying something he just said 30 seconds ago. He
was famous for that. . . .
Students who challenged and embarrassed Bush
in class would then become the subject of a whispering
campaign by him, Tsurumi said. “In class, he couldn’t challenge
them. But after class, he sometimes came
up to me in the hallway and started bad-mouthing those students who
had challenged him. He would
complain that someone was drinking too much. It was innuendo and lies.
So that’s how I knew, behind
his smile and his smirk, that he was a very insecure, cunning and vengeful
This past week when George W. Bush stood on the
lawn of his ranch in Crawford, he declared
that he supported Cindy Sheehan’s constitutional right to her
strong opinion against the war in Iraq.
"This is America," he said. And the minute he was on the record
as backing her First Amendment rights,
dogs went after her.
Subject: jury awards
You're falling into the McDonald's trap, when it comes to big time jury
It's easy to make the case that trial lawyers need to be cut off at
the knees by saying
"some old lady got millions for spilling coffee on her lap!"
- turns out, McDonalds
WAS the bad guy, and the jury was pretty much right.
I don't know a bunch about the Russell Crowe case, but our legal system
pretty well. You rant about the Bushies trying to take over, yet you
are on their side
on one of their key issues - reigning in the trial lawyers?
Tony, I don't look at an issue and ask, "How is a Democrat supposed
to think on this?"
I look at an issue, make up my mind, and if the Dems disagree I ask
them to explain themselves.
BTW, I agree about the McDonald's lady.
That very old lady had to have surgery for her injuries and McDonald's
But in Crowe's case, we're talking about $15M for a scratch.
If a scratch is $15M, should a broken finger cost Crowe $100M?
Should a scratch cost Bill Gates $5 Billion?
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"When Clinton was president,
coffers were full and coffins were empty..."
I fear for cindy's
speaks strongly against the right-wing they are "dealt with".
John Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., etc.
Iif the smear tactics
don't bring cindy down, the right-wingnuts have proven
that they are sick enough to commit murder.
is anyone providing security for her?
--scott in st. louis
Scott, you have it all wrong.
Evil men wouldn't kill innocent people just to steal $120M a day.
Subject: Iraq's oil
So does anyone KNOW what is happening to the
oil money in Iraq?
I mean really KNOW?
No, just asking the question means you're with
Is there paperwork to see? Bank records?
Iraq is "too dangerous" to have accountants.
And the oil wells don't have meters to reveal how much they're pumping
but we know Iraq was
pumping 2M barrels a day before Halliburton took over with new,
Why do you think Bush sent too few troops to stabilize the country?
Why do you think they failed to secure the borders?
Why do you think they failed to guard 4,000 tons of explosives?
There must be SOME public record somewhere of
Just saying it's going in Dubya's pocket is not enough.
You seem to be halfway there.
You can't imagine that millions of barrels are being pumped each
no accountability - at all - but is there any evidence my theory is
Two million barrels a day for over a thousand days.
You tell me where those hundreds of billions of dollars went.
Every week or so, Bush's good puppy media reports the pipelines have
"blown up by the evildoers."
They don't know this - they're all huddled
big Baghdad hotels so they take Bush's word for it that little, if any,
oil is flowing.
Also who is doing the auditing of the money
being spent in Iraq?
Can I see some numbers?
No, you can't.
What are you, a sleep cell for Al
How dare you question our Dear Leader, Godly Bush?
I saw where Ted Kennedy wrote a column about
the US paying to revitalize Iraq
( which I am totally against)
How can you be against that?
America bombed them into the Stone Age.
We did that to them for no reason.
How can we not pay for what Bush destroyed?
... and I want to know what the oil money is doing for the People of
J, Bush sold this war under the premise that it
was so oil-rich, the revenue
would pay our costs - but no reporter dares to ask what happened to
Chaos puts $130M in Bush's pocket every day.
They can't make any money with peace.
Sheehan and Sting
The other night I was listening to
Sting's song "They Dance Alone," and I came to a new and profound
understanding of Cindy Sheehan's protest in Crawford, Texas.
"Leaving aside the politics of the Iraq war itself for another
time, I see Sheehan as expressing the excruciating
anguish women have suffered since men first started going off to war.
Uninvolved and powerless in the decision
to go to war in the first place, we have to live with its consequences
on a very personal level and for the rest of
our lives. For us, it's not a matter of abstract principle or even whether
the conflict is just; instead for us it's a
permanent unbearable void. And so, like the women before her, including
the women in Sting's song, Cindy
Sheehan is carrying on a time-honored tradition of doing everything
she can to make sure her son is not
forgotten and that more lives are not lost in vain."sh
saw it on t-shirthumor.com
vacation and out of touch
Bush is a man who cares about fitness —
this is good. When a bum knee forced him to stop running,
he could've done what most 50-something men with bum knees do: limit
their recreational pursuits to
synchronized channel-surfing. Bush burned calories on the 10-speed instead.
But nobody wants to hear
about his impressive pulse rate and body-fat percentages when American
boys and girls are dying overseas,
and when lawmakers start throwing around the dreaded V-word - Vietnam
- in the daily dialogue on Iraq."
When Der Monkey seized power, they said he was very conscious not to
makr the same mistakes
his father made, which is probably a big reason he went after Saddam
- to tidy up his daddy's loose ends.
So why are they bungling this vacation so badly?
Some people say the pictures of Bush the Smarter vacationing off Kennebunkport
in his Miami Vice boat
while saying, "Recession? What rescession?"
is a big reason his ass got kick so hard by Bill Clinton, and now
Der Monkey is sitting in Crawford, sipping lemonade while pushing soldiers
into a meat grinder for no reason.
Is Karl Rove really a genius?
Or does he just look good when the Democrat lays down?
"My orgasm is the most important thing
in the world to me.
My orgasm should be the least most important thing in the world
Dennis Miller, before he turned Nazi whore,
Isn't that the real problem with all things sex related?
Sex education, the gay rights issue, Janet Jackson's breast and so on?
Sexually repressed losers are so hung up on their problems,
they make other people's sexual matters their problem, too.
What ever happened to "Mind your own f-ing
If we could somehow get the hard-assed Republicans laid,
maybe they'd f-ing relax and let sleeping dogs lie...
have Bush ads
The bastards are running ads for their
war at Arlington
Nearly all Arlington National Cemetery gravestones for troops killed
in Iraq or Afghanistan are inscribed
with the slogan-like operation names the Pentagon selected to promote
public support for the conflicts.
Some families of fallen soldiers and Marines are shocked to discover
their loved one's headstones have been
engraved with "Operation Enduring Freedom" or "Operation
Iraqi Freedom," so Bush can pretend they died
for some noble cause.
"I was a little taken aback," Robert
McCaffrey said, describing his reaction when he first saw the ads
on the tombstone of his son, patrick. "They certainly didn't
ask my wife; they didn't ask me."
He said Patrick's widow told him she had not been asked either.
"In one way, I feel it's taking advantage
to a small degree," McCaffrey said.
"Patrick did not want to be there, that is a definite fact."
I'll bet Patrick didn't want to die or
advertise for Bush's bloody quagmire.
That marker should say, "He died so the BFEE could steal billions."
These bastards are sicker than I ever imagined.
Subject: Al Franken
& Katherine Lanpher
Bart - what's wrong with Katherine
She's always reprimanding Al Franken - is she from the other side????
I don't get it.
Love you Bart
Laura, Katherine is on our side.
Franken uses her very effectively as a comedy tool.
Here's how it works:
Al will say, "Bush has spent more money
than all presidents combined
incuding the eight years of big-spending Bill Clinton.. He's the only
president to give a
tax break during a war ...and he's served time for manslaughter..."
Then Katherine will jump in and say, "That's
That gives all the freedom to say anything and he often does.
She's Al's Robin
Quivers - the voice of sanity (or a mother figure) in crazy
Al's sand box.
The Rolling Stones didn't play "Sweet Neo-Con" at
their first show in Boston.
Was that a favor to Musclehead and his $100,000 pioneers?
Or does lending predator Ameriquest approve the song list?
must really be enjoying their freedom over there.
I'll bet they enjoyed Saddam's tyranny more than Bush's "freedom."
Oh, hey, yeah, I didn't tell you I just got
back from there!
Crawford is only four hours away from Houston, and I stayed two nights.
Camped at the second site, Camp Casey 2.
I worked my ass off and even directed traffic when Joan Baez was doing
Ha ha what a life!
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Subject: Why won't
they support Cindy?
I admire what Ms. Sheehan and
the other gold star families are doing in Texas.
But do the Democratic leaders?
I have not heard one single word from any Dems to defend her against
slanderous things the right wing spin meisters have said about her.
Not Kerry, Edwards, Reid, Boxer, Dean, none of them, save Conyers.
So that makes me think that maybe they don't give a damn about her.
Conyers has a set, no others do. Conyers for President!
Maxine Wayers has lent support, too.
The House Dems have a pair, the senate Dems ...not so much.
night on TV
One of the great, dumb movies of all time:
Red Dawn (1984)
Colorado teens fight back
after Soviets drop into town for World War III.
This is the movie where the Ruskies land in Alaska and Mexico, then
theyr force their way
thru Texas and the two hundred million guns Texans own
to meet their buddies in Colorado.
Yeah, that could happen.
Texas has 200 million guns and yes, you read that right.
Subject: Diebold hires
This does not surprise me because the country spoke in the last presidential
election: The Corporation rules!
A country which defines itself as, "Overwhelmingly Christian"
has fallen on its knees to worship the golden calf
- the same calf that Moses found the people worshiping when he came
down from the mountain with the
10 Commandments under his arm.
I am disgusted with all politicians.
For the first time in my 66 years, I am ashamed to define myself as
I feel powerless - and it sucks: 1950 has returned like gangbusters.
SP, hang on.
I still think a Republican will save us.
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Personally, I'd like to see a
few more pictures of hotties.
I have political stickers on my car and 3 custom shirts that're emblazoned
with the message "WMD search
team", but I also have a hula dancer
glued to my dashboard, to constantly remind me of what's important
Your pics of Jenny and Shirley are psychic and spiritual release valves
from the steam generated by the stories
of presidential perfidy.
Keep the format.
For the new readers - at Thanksgiving, you don't just eat turkey.
A turkey dinner would be just great, but it would be so much better
with mashed potatoes,
Grandma's stuffing, super-tasty gravy, melt-in-your-mouth dinner rolls,
cornbread, that super
Mac & Cheese that Mom makes, and some cranberry chuncks to top
it all off for desert.
The smiling girls are creme de mint after the
How can you get upset when your host asks, "Creme
Marty is on Erin
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is Bush's payoff to Blair
British commentators have been
remarking for years about Blair's constant whining that he is not
personally rich enough, and that he would like someday to have a whole
bunch of money.
The Carlyle post is the payoff that Bush promised to Blair to get
him to back Bush's rape of Iraq.
The corporations that are benefiting
from the Bush war will give Bush the same payoff(s)
as soon as he's out of office.
They're all a bunch of criminal,
murdering, greedhead whores, who'll do anything, or kill anyone, for
Jack, I can understand greed, but killing 1900
soldiers to do it?
That takes a heartless Republican bastard.
How does America ignore the obvious?
heard on BCR 80
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over her head
Miller didn't make anything up, she just relayed whatever her anonymous
sources told her
-- nearly all of which turned out to be lies. In this way, Miller and
other reporters like her can pretend
to follow the letter of journalistic protocol while flouting its spirit
and purpose. What she should have done
was challenge her sources and then stop protecting them when she found
out their information was false.
Poor Steno Jude - a willing dupe for the criminal administration ...and
what did it get her?
Subject: Pat Robertson
After listening to Pat Robertson
openly advocating assassination I'm not sure who scares
me more, him, or the one million Christian followers he has that think
the way he does.
This is why we Realists find Christians scary. We are watching to see
if the Christian
community comes out against this or continues to remain silent. The
way I read the Bible,
advocating to murder is wrong. Is this some sort of Christian fatwa?
San Francisco, CA.
oil theft total
2,000,000 barrels of unmetered stolen Irqi oil,
times today's oil price which is
George Bush stole just today
...while he is "hard at work."
Thanks to Bruce Yurgil
Republicans and religio-crazies
say losing thousands of soldiers in
Bush's bloody war is acceptable.
Andrew and Diebold
I'm so ashamed that Joe Andrew did this.
No wonder we can't win any freaking elections.
Do you see Republicans going to work for Michael Moore or MoveOn.org?
When did the Dems in this country lose their way?
Bill, I think I know exactly when they lose their way - the summer
The Republicans said if Bill and Hillary found a way to provide every
American with health insurance,
that would be "socialism," and the yellow cowards agreed
100 percent and lost congress as a result.
I'm not smart enough to know what "health care" costs, but
I'll get the $00 billion
that Bush spent stealing Iraq's oil would probably pay for it.
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Bush fan gets some giant new teefers
Did Hilary find NASA's missing heat shields?
I thought Martha Raye's dentures got buried with the rest of her.
Dr. Sands replaced Duff's teeth with an array
of drive-in movie screens.
It had everything.
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