"My discharge date was 31 October, 2004
and I'm still here..."
-- Mark Maida in a letter to Russ Feingold eight
days before his death in Iraq,
Katrina on New Orleans
Massive Hurricane could dump
15 feet of water
Link to CNN
"If they feel the troops are worth it,
why not spend the money? It's human life.
You can't put a price on it, so I don't see why they're putting them
in this position."
--Chris Maida, on the
troops in Humvees (instead of fighting vehicles) feelling expendable,
Typical Bush behavior - putting troops on hostile land without armor.
Remember Blackhawk Down?
bastards in Plame leak
I'd like to see them all
Lewis “Scooter” Libby
Israel Hernandez John Hannah
Giggling Murderer Bush
Cindy calls DeLay into the Street
Cindy Sheehan said on Friday she plans to focus on Congress, starting
bastard and fellow Texan House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Squirrel).
Cindy plans to bus from Bush's ranch to Washington
DC starting Thursday.
"I think our first stop might be Tom DeLay's office," she
said, surrounded by supporters.
"I just wanted to let him know so he'll be in his office when we
I like her tactics.
She already proved Bush is too cowardly to meet her, now she wants to
prove what a cowardly bastard that little squirrel from Texas can be.
Will DeLay make the same mistakes as the cowardly Chief Chickenhawk?
Or will he use his head and invite her in for donuts, coffee and conversation?
ain't nuts about
meeting this Peace Mom."
Democrats are like the fearful co-dependent mom
who holds a spare belt
while our raging out-of-control alcoholic Republican daddy continues
whip the hell out of our collective asses.
Ron, you are correct.
What the hell's wrong with them?
So it's one, two, three - what are we fighting for?
"I think this administration
they have a losing hand in Iraq.”
David Obey, D-Wis, Link
It won't make a difference.
Bush will stay with the "course of disaster" even if thousands
The alternative, admitting he was wrong, is more than he can bear.
It is clear when a lower middle class Steelworker
(that’s me) could out argue the
republicans with their own hypocrisy and lies, that the democrats don't
want to win.
They are part of the same corporate game that the republicans are supporting,
good cop bad cop, you get me. This two party political system and corperate
finance of political campaigns seems to be a race to the bottom.
But if that was true, the GOP wouldn't put bullets
in our best guys.
As far as I am concerned the democrats lost my vote for two reasons.
The first being what they did to Howard Dean (whom I still like)
and the second being that John Kerry was completely spineless when it
came to defending himself from the lies (stupid lies) that the right
smearing him with, which resulted it the reelection of the Monkey.
It made me feel betrayed - like they wanted to lose?????
I will continue to be politically active but
not as a Democrat.
Maybe as a Secular Humanist and or a Conservationist.
Keep up the good work on your websight!
Andy, let's say you were on a sinking ship.
You grabbed a lifeboat and pushed away from the sdinking ship.
You spot an island in the distance, so you row towards it.
As you near the shore, your boat hits a jagged rock and sinks
but you're close enough to make it and even save the boat.
Now, to get off the island, you're gonna need a boat.
So you scour the island and look for a tree that's big enough
but you'll have to figure out a way to cut that tree down.
If that works, then you gotta figure a way to hollow it out.
If that works, then you gotta figure a way to close up each end of the
If that works, then you gotta figure a way to plug the holes where branches
If that works, then you gotta figure a way to stabilize the trunk from
If that works, then you gotta figure a way to attach the paddles so
they'll move the boat.
That could take months, assuming it was possible in the first place..
...or, you could patch the hole in your lifeboat.
I'm a busy man. I got shit to do.
I say let's repair the hole and set sail in two hours.
I say we drum the "fighting is wrong"
weenies out of our
love Dubya, because he's smart and honest!"
Fred Phelps at GI Funerals
Fred Phelps says God is punishing American soldiers for defending
a country that harbors gays,
and they brought that message to the funerals Saturday of two Tennessee
soldiers killed in Iraq.
"To do this at a funeral is disrespectful of a family, no matter
what your beliefs are," said Cinnie
Ditmore, tears streaming down her face.
If they were protesting the government, I might
even join them," Danny Cotton, 56, but
to come during the worst time for this family — it's just wrong."
It's George Bush's America.
From Willie Horton to Clinton's mom is a KGB agent to Clinton raped
teen virgins to McCain
being "insane" and fathering black kids all over the world
to Ann Richards is gay to the "damage"
the last administration did to the White House to swift boating never-been-to-Nam
The BFEE has proven that's how you win.
Personal slurs, vicious rumors and unnamed sources with salacious gossip.
They feed the paranoia of handjobs like Fred Phelps and they both profit
But they couldn't be the most destructive political cabal in our history
if the Democrats
would just stand up and say, "That's enough!"
but they can't muster the will to do it.
If only John Kerry had fought for us...
link about Bush's ugly, pathetic expletives:
"To see that fear emerges, Dr. Frank
says, all one has to do is confront the President.
To actually directly confront him in a clear way, to bring him out,
so you would
really see the bully, and you would also see the fear,”
When I read this, I again wanted to SCREAM at
John Kerry for not putting it to Bush.
Could you imagine if one of these cowardly outbursts happened on TV
during a debate?
Pres. Kerry would today (hopefully) be cleaning up this miserable Bush
Elizabeth, you should
be angry with John Kerry.
He gave Bush the power the screw the world.
Kerry swore he'd fight for us and theh he broke his promise and
took a dive
so the stupidest, most unqualified and most crooked president in American
could continue the looting, the warring and the killing that has defined
Shame, shame on John Kerry, the quitter.
Cindy Sheehan has more courage and more love for her country these days
Like Cindy - more than, even - Kerry had history in his hands
but he made the conscious
decision to turn his back and let the evil Bush bastards change a once-great
nation into a
massive killing machine that every nation in the world now fears.
Seen in New Zealand, a blue
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you give me Karl Rove in Latvia. I laugh so hard, I nearly pee myself.
And then another day rolls around and I'm back to my old habits.
I swear you are worse than smack.
...and the BFEE makes a
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cell phone charger
This kid needed a hobby.
Peter Ash attached a generator to his hamster's exercise wheel and
connected it to his phone charger. Elvis does the legwork while
charges his phone in an economically and environmentally friendly
Watch out,. Peter, the BFEE might steal your idea and disappear you
to prevent your "hamster technology" from replacing
Subject: gas prices, not
It is disgusting to see that the price of gas is more important to
the American people
than the loss of lives in Iraq. I think that Americans secretly or
overtly want to use the
military presence in Iraq to steal Iraqi oil. They don't seem to care
about the lives that
are being lost. But threaten their precious automobiles, well that's
a different story.
We're all part of this "lives for oil" conspiracy.
It seems the only thing that REALLY matters to Americans is what matters
to Giggles Bush;
that we steal their oil. It's "stay the course", that is,
until it becomes evident that the oil we are
stealing isn't reducing the price of gas. Then it's a big deal. Greed
knows no bounds.
We are all part of this hypocrisy as Americans. We should all be ashamed.
...and on top of that, gas has gone UP a dollar a gallon, so dirty
Bush bastards gets to steal
$20 from every family in the country until a Democrat calls
for hearings on his gouging.
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A question that deserves an answer
"I want to ask George Bush:
Why did my son die?'' -- Cindy Sheehan
Cindy Sheehan will get her wish to meet with
Bush the day winged donkeys perform
an air show in the skies above the South Lawn. In other words, never.
In part this is because the president is famously
intolerant of criticism and notoriously
fumble-tongued when working without a script, (Translation:
Bush can't think or talk.)
so his handlers would rather chew glass than send him out to confront
an angry protester
who knows exactly what she believes and why.
Sheehan's protest has galvanized opponents of
the war, given face and voice to their anger
over a costly conflict whose resemblance to Vietnam is becoming inescapable.
coalesced around her, suggesting a movement that had only been waiting
for a leader.
Yes - if only the Democrats had a leader. All we got was Kerry
The pink tutu Democrats are wetting themselves with fear while this
nobody Mom who's
$1200 overdrawn in her checking account proves what a coward the president
Sidebar to the Hillary haters:
Friday, Big Ed Schultz used
the phrase I've been grappling for regarding Hillary.
He said "She's keeping her powder dry."
There may come a time when we have to "straighten out" Hillary,
but I'm betting
she's got a plan to be president and it's hard for me to bet against
Because people who bet against the Clintons lose and I'm a
better gambler than that.
I guess you folks missed the fact that this settlement
It was the Enquirer. There is no settlement.
It's my understanding that was an offer Crowe
made the scratched.
In any event, no lawyer with half a brain would
recommend that Crowe pay this.
The damages are minuscule. Punitive damages, if proven (and that would
very tough), wouldn't come anywhere near this amount.
The Supreme Court has regulated PD to be closely related to actual
It's not like they'd be buying silence or anything.
Everybody knows this story.
Dave the Lawyer
Dave, Crowe is a "foreigner."
If convicted, he could be barred from America.
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Goucho Bishop sexes man on video
a bad year to be Catholic
The scandal broke over the weekend with newspaper reports that the
Vatican had received
a copy of a videotape showing Juan Carlos Maccarone, 64, the bishop
of Santiago del Estero,
having "intimate relations" with a 23-year-old male chauffeur.
Now Maccarone and other church
officials say the bishop was set up. They suspect
Maccarone was targeted for his work on behalf of the poor and his
opposition to the clan
of a former governor who ran the province much like a private fiefdom
for nearly 50 years.
"Everything points to . . . political
revenge," said Rev. Marco, with a straight face.
Yeah, he was "set up."
He went there to buy a coat ...and his penis just flew into
the young man.
I hate when that happens.
Bishop, that's the dumbest lie since Palmiero's.
At least it wasn't a kid this time.
Subject: Hold On There,
Come on, man, you are not a Republican.
You can't just take a made up story and hammer it to score points.
You are not that kind of guy.
I should say not.
Russell Crowe hasn't paid any settlement to the guy he hit with the
I believe you are right.
I didn't mean to imply it was in the past tense.
I think the story said the $15M offer had been made, or was "on
and there is no way on this earth that he is
ever going to pay anything in seven figures
for an assault that did not result in death or serious, debilitating
Hmmm, I'm not sure you can say that for sure.
He will pay something, but it won't be a reflection
of 'what is it worth to get smacked with a phone."
The figure will be calculated on a formula of 'what is Russell Crowe's
time worth?' or more accurately,
'what is Russell Crowe's time worth to a film studio that has cast
him in a film that is scheduled to
start shooting soon?'
I have been an attorney for over
twenty years, I've worked both sides
of personal injury cases. The really odd ones are few and far between.
Odds are terms will be "undisclosed"
so we'll likely never know how this turns out.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty is on Erin
Hart's show on KIRO
Sunday nights at 9pm Pacific
“We are at a crossroads
in this country.
It's time for the Democratic Party to become Democrats again.
If they do, our nation will rise up and put Democrats in
Al Sharpton, speaking the truth
- are the Dems up to it? Link
Chicken hawks squawk
Cindy has Bush hiding like Bernard Shaw
Cindy Sheehan was supposed to wilt
in the cruel Texas heat, give up and go home. Instead, she
became a magnet, drawing scores of like-minded men and women: Other
Gold Star mothers,
war widows and veterans of the Iraq fighting, as well as anti-war
The true measure of her mission,
though is in the desperate counter-attack by a legion of right-wing
ideologues: Intellectuals such as George Will and Christopher Hitchens;
hacks like Bill O'Reilly,
Sean Hannity and Fred Barnes and the rest of the Fox News Network
and America's most famous drug addict, Rush Limbaugh.
Limbaugh likened Sheehan to
Bill Burkett, the Texas Air National Guard officer who fed 60
those apparently forged records about Bush's Guard service. "Cindy
Sheehan is just Bill Burkett,"
the junkie proclaimed. "Her story is nothing more than forged
Including, perhaps, the document
that begins: "The Secretary of Defense regrets to inform you
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"Anybody who confronts this Administration or Rumsfeld or the
with a true assessment, ...their career comes to an
-- General Janis Karpinski, (I-Scapegoat)
Bart, you asked,
> Should the day the phone hit
the clerk be the lukiest day of his life?
Yes. Why not?
Paul, you're kidding, right?
What will happen when every other underpaid bellhops hears that the
bags he's carrying
belong to the guy who has to give you $15M if you can taunt him into
taking a swing at you.
I understand punishing the rich - I even kinda like
it, but this is too close to Bart's
I wonder what it would be
like to be eating in a restaurant with your wife and have five
people walk up to your table and say something really, really horrible
about your wife's genitalia
because they know if they taunt you long enough - some judge
will hand them a bushel of cash?
Today's oil theft total
2,000,000 barrels of stolen Irqi oil,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$66.13 a barrel
makes $132,260,000 Bush stole just
...while he is "hard at work."
Thanks to Bruce Yurgil
Republicans and religio-crazies
say losing thousands of soldiers in
Bush's bloody war is acceptable.
1873 1877 have died for Bush's greed
"If anything happens to me,
the man responsible will be Bush.
He will (have hired) the assassin. This is pure terrorism."
-- Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, who knows his enemy well,
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that read 'sing?'
Ashlee Simpson, busted for lip-synching on SNL, will do Oprah
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