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1634 - Rove's Nightmare
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"Odious creep Louis Freeh, who was too busy
as head of the FBI trying to undermine
Clinton to pay attention to more important
threats to the nation, has had a major whine
about how all the scandals the right-wing
ginned up about Bill turned out to be a distraction
from doing his real job, but that's not his
fault - it's Clinton's. If Freeh had been doing the
job taxpayers were paying him for, he would
have realized early on that there was no there
there in Whitewater and perhaps prevented
it from snowballing out of control, but he had
other priorities, apparently."
I watched Freeh's whinefest on 60 Minutes
Freeh had 600-700 FBI agents combing Arkansas
trailer courts looking for loose women
who would be willing to make a claim against
our Peace and Prosperity President.
Of course, there was no time for Al Qaeda because
Freeh had his head stick in Clinton's pants
for his entire career as head of the FBI.
On the show, he kept whining about "all those scandals," so Mike wallace
listed them. Whitewater,
Travelgate, Lawngate, Vince Foster - so important
- trumped up handjobs that led nowhere.
Meanwhile, Bush has us in a world war and the world hates America.
...so Louie the Liar figures it times to write a book on Clinton scandals?
Subject: BCR 83 feedback
Just listened to part 1 and 2 of show 83.
You are in fine form, Bart.
It has been too long since a good ol bush beat
down (due to the fact that he never has press conferences).
My favorite part (hard to choose) was when you
asked W to say what a litmus test was.
Being a scientist myself, this very thing had
occurred to me when I heard bush say litmus test.
It reminds me of a myna bird repeating phrases.
Bush thinks a litmus test tells you
whether or not the cheerleader you just fucked
needs to make a visit to Mama
Bab's "special" doctor.
Rock on, Bart.
-brian in mobile
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
George W. Bush's nomination of his personal lawyer,
Harriet Miers, to a seat on the Supreme Court
is causing conservatives as well as liberals
to scratch their heads. But the choice might make sense if
Bush's primary goal is protecting his administration
from criminal and other legal liabilities, rather than
changing constitutional law on social issues
What if, for instance, a senior Bush aide is facing
prosecution in connection with an untested law
prohibiting unmasking covert CIA officers? It
might be handy for Bush to have a trusted friend on
the court of last resort to rule on some technical
legal questions that could torpedo the whole case.
Or what if it turns out that Bush himself participated
in the criminal act? Wouldn't it be
advantageous if the lawyer who helped him out
of previous legal scrapes was sitting among the judges
who would make a ruling on this one? (And there
really is no reason to think that a Bush appointee
would step aside because of some fretting over
conflicts of interest.)
Is capitolhillblue.com a reliable site?
Bush is taking anti-depressant drugs to control
his erratic behavior, depression and paranoia,
Capitol Hill Blue has learned.
The prescription drugs, administered by Col. Richard
J. Tubb, the White House physician,
can impair the President's mental faculties and
decrease both his physical capabilities and his
ability to respond to a crisis, administration
aides admit privately.
"It's a double-edged sword," says one aide. "We
can't have him flying off the handle
at the slightest provocation but we also need
a President who is alert mentally."
Tubb prescribed the anti-depressants after a clearly-upset
Bush stormed off stage on July 8,
refusing to answer reporters' questions about
his relationship with Ken. Lay.
"Keep those motherfuckers away from me," he screamed
at an aide backstage.
"If you can't, I'll find someone who can."
Damn, that sounds like the spoiled little
boy we all know.
"Pardon my skepticism at the breathless warnings
on Thursday of yet another
"specific threat" to our safety - in this
case, the New York subway riders. This one
could be quite real, and I don't necessarily
quarrel with that. But I worry at how the
news media seems to feel forced to take these
dire warnings at face value despite
the pattern of politicians provoking these
episodes at suspiciously opportune moments."
--Craig Crawford, Link
Wait - it's worse than that.
Tom Ridge admitted they raised the terror level when there was no need.
Funny, you never hear that fact when people talk about new, fake terror
The American whore press will do anything to help Bush
cover his crimes.
Trouble with Harriet
saw it on TrainedApe.com
There is a chain of logic as to why Harry Reid
would come out of the gates indicating
so much approval for the SCOTUS's latest Alice
(1) He knows her and she ain't that bad,
(2) By "recommending" her and approving
it look like Bush is doing what he wants; then
(3) As a consequence, the right wing ninnies
wig out about the fact
likes her so much; thus
(4) They think she is bad news and turn
on Bush, and
(5) A civil war erupts between the fundies
and the moderate GOPers, and
(6) Harry sits back and enjoys the Right
Wing Blues Explosion.
Dude, I hope you're right and I hope I'm wrong.
So it looks like U-2 might be fund-raising for
What's your take on that Bart?
I can't see Bono with Rick Santorum.
I'll bet cash money Bono won't be fund-raising
for Santorum's sick ass.
Remember, this is a fact.
Prescott Bush had to pay a fine for this treason.
If you need the link in the future, just Google
Prescott + "trading with the enemy"
Subject: ur a phoney
I wrote u a decent e-mail about 9/11 not being
what it was,
but u put in some guy writing building #7 100
times or whatever.
I will never read ur site again.
U are a major phony, ur not even funny.
go fuck urself.
ur a no good bitch who doesn't make any sense,
u fucking sell out.
Seth, so your best move is to piss a hissy?
I did not see your e-mail, I saw his.
I assume yours is still in the large pile.
I printed that to remind people that there's
a reason why few people
believe that the BFEE knew or had something to
do with 9-11
My goal is to get people to understand that sending
an e-mails that say,
"BUILDING #7 BUILDING #7 BUILDING #7,"
isn't likely to change opinions.
Don't you want to change opinions?
If only we had an honest President...
"I know her well enough to be able to say that
not going to change,
that 20 years from now she'll be the same
person with the same philosophy
that she is today. I don't want to put somebody
on the bench who is this way
today, and changes. That's not what I'm interested
The Talking Monkey President Link
But Monkey - twenty years ago you were a cocaine-snorting
Now you're just a drunken asshole.
Tell me again why change is such a bad thing...
Subject: Pat Tillman, Hero
We were originally told that Pat Tillman supported
the war so much that he felt he had to enlist.
Then we were told that he died heroically defending
Now we know Tillman was no Bush sympathizer and
that he was, in fact, killed by 'friendly fire'.
Say - you don't think that friendly fire wasn't
accidental do you?
Damn, I never even thought of that.
I cam imagine what it's like to be in a situation with, say, 20 other
and then you say something like, "Bush's fucking
illegal war," and get fragged for it.
I mean, if you're killing people every day, what's one more?
Especially if he's a liberal, anti-American, prettyboy faggot?
(All supposition, obviously.)
People have been writing, asking/demanding that I explain what Tillman
I can only guess he wantedf to punish Al Qaeda for 9-11 - but, as far
as we know,
Tillman could've died because his backup force was sent to Iraq to
steal Saddam's oil
and they were short-handed on the day he was killed
It's hard to listen to Bush and not think about
the Wizard of Oz.
What comes to mind is the weak, fallible human
being who was revealed when Toto
pulled the curtain. There, in the small booth,
a small, ordinary man, not an omnipotent
sorcerer, frantically yanks at levers and dials.
When the ''wizard" finally admits the
obvious fraud, Dorothy says, ''Oh, you're a very
bad man." Replies the wizard,
'Oh, no, my dear, I'm a very good man. I'm just
a very bad wizard.'"
Once the curtain is pulled, the people of Emerald
City can never look at the fellow
behind it the way they did before.
Subject: Tiger Woo
Field Marshal Bart-ski,
You do realize that Tiger won Sunday?
How can you be so right about everything else,
and so wrong about Tiger?
Unfortunately I have to demote you to Colonel
Denny, he was losing at the time that was written.
I failed to follow up - another bartcop.com error.
Wish I had a dime for everyone who wrote :)
"Bush wants to put the Pentagon in charge of
natural disasters, instead of FEMA.
Bush wants to take the job away from
the people who screwed New Orleans
and give it to the people who screwed
things up in Iraq."
--Rob Bates, Link
Wondered about your comment that Kerry "took a
dive" becuase he didn't want to be President.
I don't think much of Kerry now after the crummy
job he did campaigning,
but why did he run for the nomination if he didn't
IF one believes Kerry secretly wanted Bush to win, you'd answer, "defense,"
meaning he wanted to keep those who would attack Bush out of the race.
Iowa chose Kerry and killed Dean.
We should take the choice out of Iowa's hands in 2008.
You'd think when a guy mortgages his home to get money for a contest
really wanted to win, but that's no gamble when your wife owns ketchup.
I wish he would
explain his actions have someone who
American explain his actions.
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Andrew Sullivan turns on Boy George
Her main claim to fame is that she once managed
the Texas lottery...
She has never been a judge...but she's in Bush's
words, "the best person I could find".
Trent Lott said: "Is she the most qualified person?
Clearly, the answer to that is 'no'."
Right-wing blowhard Ann Coulter (Andrew!) exploded,
"Bush may as well appoint
his chauffeur head of Nasa as put Miers on the
If you say Sullivan on Bill Maher's show, he almost
sounded like Ol' Bart.
He was on Bush like Rush goes after a poor, black single mother in
There's a chance the next three years will be excrutiatingly horrible
but it's also possible we're going to have three years of the GOP bashing
Wouldn't it be fun to see Talk Radio turn their hate-machine on his
clueless, arrogant ass?
Subject: Ms Ginsburg
She's a Marxist?
Apparently you've never met the RCP.
What the hell you smokin' , boy?
Joe, the Monkey said that, not me.
But to answer your question, dirty Mexican street crap.
"The Senate backed the bill by a vote of 90-9.
This astonishing move, effectively a revolt
against Bush by his own party, is being seen
by many in Europe as just comeuppance for
a president who the old continent feels has
been guilty of astounding hubris. . Even the
right-wing of the party are disappointed with
him, with Bush this week nominating Miers
to the Supreme Court. German commentators...couldn't
--Der Spiegel, German Newspaper, on Der Monkey Link
Subject: Molly Ivins
Bart, thanks for posting that article by Molly
Ivins on 10/5 - she's a national treasure,
and I don't care how trite that sounds. She can
distill it just like you can - like this:
"The Republican right came to Washington to start
a revolution and stayed to run a racket.
It has become a game of ideological flim-flam,
a scam in which distracting hoo-hah -- abortion,
judicial activism, even "the war on terra" --
is used to obscure the fact that the government has
been taken over by people who are using it to
make money for themselves and their friends."
And then, she backs it all up with juicy facts.
You do, too, but she seems to have a staff. =]
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"It was leaked to the media that I've had conversations
with Karl Rove and the
White House, which is true. I can't reveal
it all, because I do know things that I'm
privy to that I can't describe, because of
confidentiality...When you put that with
all the other information that I have been
able to gather - and you'll have to trust me
on this one - when you know some of the things
that I know, that I probably shouldn't
know, that take me in this direction, you
will understand why I have said, with fear
and trepidation, why I have said why I believe
that Harriet Miers will be a good justice."
--James Dobson, Link
"I would be surprised if the Judiciary Committee
does not subpoena Dobson and ask him,
what were you told by Rove and were you given
indications that Miers would overturn
Roe v. Wade? I mean, if he's indicated he's
got specific inside knowledge that has caused
him to come out for her, when everybody else
is against her, or everybody else is doubtful,
I think my guess is, Dobson will get a subpoena."
--Pat Buchanan, Link
When is Rove going to be frog-marched in an orange jump suit?
Meirs would seem to be in the middle of everything
this Administration has done in secret,
every initiative it has undertaken. She
has effectively endorsed everything that has happened
on W's watch and much of it isn't likely to be
pretty including massive budget deficits, a pre-emptive
war thought by many to be illegal under the UN
charter, the torture, the mismanagement of the war.
If history views this Administration as badly
flawed, what is badly flawed will likely be perpetuated
by Miers for another quarter-century or more.
Dude, good point.
She knows everything Bush has done,
she knows all the failures and all
the screwups and still,
she says, "He's
the most brilliant man I've ever met."
He was too close to that Jackadogoff
Timothy Flanigan, who faced more questions from
Senate Democrats about his links with
indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff, has withdrawn
his nomination for the Justice Department's
No. 2 job, according to a letter to Der Monkey
released on Friday.
Democrats had sought a new round of questioning
of Flanigan about his contacts with Abramoff.
Democrats also raised concern about his nomination
because of Flanigan's role in developing Bush
policy allowing aggressive interrogation of detainees
and his lack of experience as a prosecutor.
Bush always puts loyalty above competence.
That should scare Republicans, too.
Subject: Dems and GOP on the
Juheezus Keerist...you're one of those guys who
is so confused that it would take
a preamble to the argument of 20, 000 words just
to get the premises straightened out
in your brain before you could even start.
The job is so daunting that no one has got the
energy to bother.
Basically, you're a guy who thinks like a wingo,
but has, somehow,
acquired a more palatable set of prejudices.
The guy is not saying that...oh, what's the use.
Dude, thanks for giving it your best shot.
Tell me, does it take 20,000 words to begin to start to explain 9-11,
It is now obvious the invasion of Iraq had less
to do with any threat from Saddam's long-gone
WMD program and certainly less to do to do with
fighting International terrorism than it has to do
with gaining control over Iraq's hydrocarbon
reserves and in doing so maintaining the U.S. dollar
as the monopoly currency for the critical international
Candidly stated, "Operation Iraqi Freedom' was
a war designed to install a pro-U.S. puppet in Iraq,
establish multiple U.S military bases before
the onset of Peak Oil, and to reconvert Iraq back to
petrodollars while hoping to thwart further OPEC
momentum towards the euro as an alternative
oil transaction currency.  In 2003 the global
community witnessed a combination of petrodollar
warfare and oil depletion warfare. The majority
of the world's governments - especially the E.U.,
Russia and China - were not amused - and neither
are the U.S. soldiers who are currently stationed in Iraq.
Subject: death on the stairs
What a stupid fucking quote.
While it may be statistically true, to correlate
the two events is absurd.
Anyone ever heard of a nine year old girl dying
from a drive by staircasing?
How about a store clerk getting killed by bandits
armed with a banister?
If you own a pistol and keep it in your house
for self defense, then good for you.
Thanks for not trying to take it away from me.
you have a pistol and justify it with, "I need the 44 magnum in case
home invaded by a gang of Hell's Angels high
on PCP," then you have gone past the
realm of the sane and have succumbed to the penis
I was hoping we could leave my penis out of this.
If I had penis problems I'd own an AK-47 and
We've never gotten a factual account of what happened
in New Orleans in September,
but when there are no cops, anybody
stronger than you - owns you.
Maybe you're into that kind of thing, but I'm
While you're frantically looking for your kidnapped
wife and teenage daughters,
I'd be wondering how long that big thug's body
would be stinking up my front lawn.
You and I certainly have different ideas about
protecting our families.
Besides, having a pistol to defend against home
invasion is only effective if you answer
the fucking door every time with the gun in your
Y'know, it is possible to disagree
without being an asshole about it and
there's no telling what you meant to say
with that last attempt at a sentence.
If breaking glass wakes me up during the night,
I'm not going to be as panicked as
someone who's got a dead phone in his hand and
a Guardian Angel for protection.
I know you like to brag about your Glock.
The Glock is a very fine gun.
I don't "brag" about it, I just don't see a need
to keep it a secret.
That info might save a ditto-monkey's life.
Write to Glock and ask them how many reports they
have received over the years
about the stupid fucks who accidently fired the
gun while trying to put it back in the case
it came in while it was still loaded.
Why would I do that?
If some idiot shoots himself, you think I'm going
to go unarmed from then on?
Nature thinning the herd of the stupid.
You could be right - I've never shot myself.
So tell me - what would you
do if jarred awake in the night by breaking glass?
You gonna call 9-11 and hope you don't get a busy signal?
Can we put that on your tombstone?
"The last thing
was a busy
and my daughter's
as they pulled
her into a van."
If you disagree with a position I take, you don't have to get all snippy
But if you insist, I can out-snark you and make you like it.
Write to me and say something intelligent.
I'll be as nice as you are.
"We are feared and reviled and viewed as another
Iraq is possibly the dumbest of all wars fought
for the wrong reasons.
The American occupation, far from being the
solution, is the problem."
--Joseph Wilson, who Karl Rove will be cursing in prison
Subject: WTC Building 7
About WTC building #7 falling down - three paragraphs.
You seem like a logical kind of guy,
so I don't understand why the illogically-explained
collapse of this building into its own footprint
this doesn't at least make you highly suspicious.
Are you holding out for certain-sure proof?
I could see that on grounds of maintaining your
reputation, as any suggestion of sabotage seems
to taint the "suggestor" with conspiracy-theorist
leanings. You may have suspicions that you don't
want to utter, and I won't gainsay those.
Dude, I'll bet you haven't been to Building 7.
That means you heard somebody say it fell suspiciously, but who was
Why can't we find somebody with a reputation, maybe a famous architect,
to go on the record and say, "This could not
If you say, "Bush murdered 3000 people in New
York," the next sentence will be,
"Please show me your proof."
What do you say to them?
Yet, on realist grounds, how likely is it that
a large office building in New York, part of the
WTC complex, would fall directly down to the
ground at approximately the same time as its sister
buildings did, when the mechanism suggested for
the collapse of the other buildings, a mechanism
that supposedly explains the "anomalous" straight-down
collapse in those cases, doesn't apply at all?
How likely is it?
You can't accuse a man of murder on "likely."
As far as I can tell from the video I've seen,
part of one of the upper floors of WTC #7 was on fire.
The fire seemed, from the video, to be asymmetrical-it
did not engulf the whole floor. From everything
I've heard, no fuel-filled plane crashed into
WTC #7, spilling its petrochemicals throughout the building.
I have also never heard that WTC #7 shared the
same structural design as WTC #1 and #2, which
supposedly made them particularly susceptible
to straight-down collapse when flooded with ignited aviation fuel.
I'm not qualified to have an intelligent opinion on that.
That's why I suggest we get an unimpeachable architect to give an expert
How about the guy who designed the building - is he still alive?
Despite all these differences, I am expected to
believe the following, to the point of not having suspicions
about it: that WTC #7, a very large building
that had some offices on fire, suddenly collapsed into its own
footprint on its own. To tell the truth,
I find it hard to really convince myself of the main consequence of this:
that if I ever see a skyscraper with offices
on fire it may suddenly collapse straight down with no warning.
It's just completely unconvincing to me, and
it feels like disinformation, like the story about Hughes' "Glomar
Challenger" harvesting manganese nodules when
it really was meant to grab a Soviet nuclear sub from the sea-bottom.
If you call me, call me BigMonkey.
The only think I'm sure of is that we're being lied to.
I wish we had some evidence, instead of suspicions.
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Did you see the Weeds finale on Showtime last night?
It wasn't as good as Rescue Me's finale, but it was great
Might hear some of that in BCR
By the way, BCR
84 is done, but I have to hear it one more time.
It'll be up today, for sure.
It's big - almost three hours.
Monkey slapping Bush is hard work.
oil theft total
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$61.80 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
Notice the price coming down?
That's how much trouble Bush
1956 have died for Bush-Cheney greed
Another billion dollars is missing in Iraq
Iraq has issued fake arrest warrants against
the defense minister and 27 other officials from the
U.S.-backed government of former Prime Minister
Iyad Allawi over the alleged disappearance
or misappropriation of $1
billion in military procurement funds, officials said
Those accused include four other ministers from
Allawi's government, which was replaced by an
elected Cabinet led by Shiite parties in April,
said Ali al-Lami of Iraq's Integrity Commission.
Many of the officials are believed to have left
Iraq, including Hazem Shaalan, the former defense
minister who moved to Jordan shortly after the
new government was installed.
Trust me - Bush gave them $50K each and now he's framing them
for stealing a billion dollars.
How do you move a billion dollars when your country is occupied by
an invading army?
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Geoff, thanks for that.
by Joe Conason
Another intriguing possibility in the leaks case
brings back the baroque personality of right-wing
pressroom denizen Jeff Gannon, born James Guckert...Someone
leaked that INR document --
which inaccurately indicated that Wilson's assignment
was the result of lobbying within CIA by
his wife, Valerie -- to right-wing media outlets,
notably including Gannon's former employers at
Talon News. On Oct. 28,
2003, Gannon posted an interview with Joseph Wilson on the
Talon Web site, in which he posed the following
question: 'An internal government memo
prepared by U.S. intelligence personnel details
a meeting in early 2002 where your wife,
a member of the agency for clandestine service
working on Iraqi weapons issues,
suggested that you could be sent to investigate
the reports. Do you dispute that?'"
Bush's gay hooker might be involved?
You heard the gay-blackmail rumors here first, months ago.
If Gannon was banging Bush and Rove at the same time,
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Secret or Ashcroft-type shrouds?
Undie company hounded by sexless right-wingers
They panic when they see Alessandra
Thong-wearing mannequins are causing a major
panic in Maclean, Virginia.
As the GOP tells us every day, sex "crimes" are worse than murder, worse
stealing $100M a day, worse than invading and occupying a backwards
That's why Clinton was impeached and Bush is going on Rushmore.
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