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"It's a stick-poke in the eye for Bush. ElBaradie gets fame, glory , and accolades for 
trying to create a better world, while Gee Dub gets a quagmire and approval ratings that 
are sinking to a level that would make Richard Nixon say "nah, the hell with it; I quit". 
It's like finding out that the short skinny glasses-wearing kid that you and your jock 
buddies are always picking on is the one who stole your girlfriend and is taking her 
to the prom: pain and embarrassment compounded by ceaseless ridicule." 
      --Jack K., on Mohamed ElBaradei being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize,     Link


White House: Bush not insane


The White House has denied that The Terror Monkey said God told him to invade Iraq
and Afghanistan, as a new BBC documentary is expected to reveal.

The documentary (it premiers Monday) claims Bush made the claim when he met Palestinian
leader Mahmud Abbas and then-foreign minister Nabil Shaath in June 2003.
He also told them he had been ordered by God to create a Palestinian state, the ministers said.

Shaath said: "Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God.' "

"'God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan'.
"'And I did. And then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq... ' And I did.

"George, don't bother with those darkies in New Orleans, they're animals, anyway."

Finally, we get a look inside the abby normal brain of  The Terror Monkey.

This explains a lot.
It's not George's fault - he's just insane.


The year is 2007. The economy is in shambles; gas prices are nearing $8 gallon;
and millions are unemployed as a result of the expanding Islamic War raging
throughout the Middle East and South Asia.   Republicans are desperate to hold
the White House in the following years election in order to conclude the Reagan
Revolution of privatization, tax cuts and dismantling social and environmental progress.

An elite group led by the Vice President settles on the ultimate October surprise
to overcome devastating poll numbers: a terrorist attack on the homeland - this one
under their direction, control and intended interdiction.

Click  Here  to read Chapter One of this serialized thriller by political columnist 
Martin Grekso, and follow his  Sun Strokes in the St. Petersburg Post

Bono doesn't win Nobel Peace Prize


Three years ago, Mohamed ElBaradei was insisting that Saddam had abandoned his programs 
to develop nuclear weapons despite President Bush's claims to the contrary.

Two years ago, as they wrapped up their futile efforts to find lethal weapons in Iraq, 
U.S. inspectors were concluding that Bush had been wrong and ElBaradei had been right.

Last year, the United States' bid to oust ElBaradei as head of the International Atomic 
Energy Agency (IAEA) found no international support.

On Friday, ElBaradei and the U.N. nuclear-watchdog agency he heads received the 
Nobel Peace Prize, and the United States was full of praise.



"Projectors are those people who consistently attack others for the things they 
hate most in themselves. When Bush talks about Saddam, he's talking about himself.
What's significant about Bush's projectivity is that it perfectly expresses or reflects 
the larger projectivity of the Christo-fascist movement...Movements to rid the world 
of evil are always paranoid because they're fundamentally driven by the crusaders' 
inner evil-doers. You can kill every evil-doer in the world. You can kill everybody. 
But you can never kill enough of them if it's the evil-doer in yourself who most disturbs you." 
     --Mark Crispin Miller,   Link


Pat Tillman, Our Hero


"I don't believe it," seethed Ann Coulter.

Her contempt was directed at a September 25 San Francisco Chronicle story
reporting that Pat Tillman believed the US war on Iraq was "FUCKING ILLEGAL."

It must have been quite a moment for Coulter, who upon Tillman's death described him as
"an American original--virtuous, pure and masculine like only an American male can be."

She tried to discredit the story, but the article's source was Pat Tillman's mother, Mary.

Pat said, "You know, this war is so FUCKING ILLEGAL"
That's who he was. He totally was against Bush..

...turns out he was one of us.

I hope Ted Rall gets a good night's sleep tonight.


Subject: worst president ever

Bart, just wanted to let you know that I carried your Worst President Ever sign at the D.C. march on the 24th.
Before the march, as we were milling around and listening to speeches, people kept coming up to me and saying
"love your sign" and asking where I got it.

After the march, as I was walking back to the mall, an 80 year old lady who lives in D.C. stopped me
and asked me if she could have it.  She wanted to put it on her front lawn and confound her neighbors.
I regretfully told her I really wanted to take it back to Arizona with me to do the same thing (I'm only 70).

The march was great and THANK YOU so VERY much for the sign!

Dixie, the credit goes to those who contributed.
It was a kick reading your letter.



"I was incredulous that the mainstream press - a group I'd been a part of for nearly 
twenty-five years and thought I knew - was falling for the blogs' critiques. I was shocked 
at the ferocity of the attack. I was terrified at CBS's lack of preparedness in defending us. 
I was furious at the unrelenting attacks on Dan. And I was helpless to do anything about 
any of it...To these people, there was no such thing as unbiased mainstream reporting, 
certainly not when it came to criticism of the president, no matter how tepid. To them, 
there was Fox News and everything else - and everything else was liberal and unfair." 
     --Former CBS producer Mary Mapes, on Rather-gate,   Link

Mary, *I* wouldn't have run that story without better evidence - so why did you?
You gave Bush a liufetime pass for deserting his post during wartime.

Shame on your laziness, your shoddy work and your lack of ethics. 
You belong at FOX News.


Subject: Bruce Yurgil at SF 9/24

Bart, I met the great Bruce Yurgil at the SF peace march on September 24.
He says hi!

Frank T



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Rove to Bush: I'm innocent


Karl Rove denied to Bush that he engaged in an effort to disclose Plame's identity 
to discredit her husband's criticism of Iraq policy, say people familiar with Rove's 
statements in a criminal investigation.  Beginning two years ago, the White House
flatly denied that Rove had been involved in unlawfully leaking her identity .

The White House denials collapsed in July amid the disclosure of  Matt Cooper's 
conversations in July 2003 about Wilson's wife with Rove and Lewis Libby, 
the scumbag chief of staff top scumbag Dick Cheney.


Subject: Bush's speech/NYC subway threat


Amazing how Bush gives a speech about terrorism, the war in Iraq and how we are going to stay the course.
That very day NYC goes into High Alert for a Subway Threat.


Keep swinging the hammer....


Lisa, no coincidence at all.
Tom Ride said, on the record, that they manipulate the terror level for political reasons.
Bush is a despicable bastard who'd stomp kittens if it would improve his ratings..



"Prediction: at least three high level Bush Administration personnel indicted 
  and possibly one or more very high level unindicted co-conspirators." 
      --Lawrence O'Donnell,   Link


Subject: Hillary at the peace rally


I understand your argument that Hillary could and probably would be blamed for anything
that happened at the rally.  But I disagree with your conclusion that she should not have gone.

Any leader could use that reasoning as an excuse not to go to anything meaningful and
where would that lead us?  I think it was a chance she should have taken as a sign to the
rest of us that she understands the value of peace… especially in light of her questionable
stance of sending even more troops to Iraq.

Dave the lawyer

IF the



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Harriet Meirs-The Enema Within


What is with the Moron and his choice of women? Yikes. And poor Harriet.
This is just more cronyism at best, and more evidence of some sort of creepy
oedipal complex at worst. I mean, Georgie's got a real problem with women, don't you think?

Or does he just need to be constantly coddled AND whipped?

Or does he need the security of knowing that Harriet, his legal Mommy, will protect him
and cover his ass on the Supreme Court like she so evidently has in his immediate past?
....ie cleansing his shabby AWOL National Guard service? his drinking? his relapse? his odd behaviors as Prez?

Who knows? And really, why is the Right Wing in such a snit? Harriet's perfect.
No paper trail; a religious convert of the worst sort, a zealot; single; by the Moron's
own words 'a pit bull'; no doubt a nasty ideologue.

And just because Harry Reid took a stupid pill and endorsed her, doesn't mean that she's
not a dangerous clown to have on the highest court in the land.


Subject: Help!

Wot the Hell is goin'on?
I see stories about the Reich Wing attacking Shrub's choice of Miers.
Do they want her so much that they'll attack her so as to NOT have
her identified as a Reichmaster totally subservient to Der Monkey?

She's a "Get out of jail, free" card that they really want.
If the wingnuts are fed a suggestion that she isn't inflexible in
their way an attack might produce a reaction in moderates:
"If THEY are attacking her then she can't be all bad!".

I think that they are desperate to get the card.
Don't give in to the BFEE all you lazy-asses!
Take your marchin' orders from Bartcop!

Bryan O,
Austin, Texas



"More people die from falling down stairs
  than from accidental gunshot wounds."
     -- Grissom, CSI, CBS Thursday night

I wish I could get liberals to look at the gun subject with a little bit of logic.

If they could manage that leap of faith,
maybe 2000 American soldiers would still be alive,
we'd still have the World Trade Centers in New York,
and people might admit that Bush is a failed, igno-monkey


Subject: Katie Holmes pregnant


Have you ever heard or read about L. Ron Hubbard's pre-Dianetics life?
Seems he was closly associated with thelemite rocket scientist Jack Parsons in the late forties.
One of Parsons' obsessions was with the possibility of fathering a "Moonchild" - i.e. a child
who is conceived in the course of a magickal ritual.  Apparantly Hubbard was present and
actively involved in the rites.

Later he stole a sum of money from Parsons and took off with Mrs. Parsons - who was not
the woman in the magickal working. Parsons sued for the return of the money but not his wife - ha ha.

I vaguely remember Hubbard's son claiming that Hubbard was trying to complete the ritual much later,
well after Parsons' death - at home - in a rocket fuel explosion.

I wonder what Parsons' neighbors in conservative Pasadena, CA thought of all this?
Don in Dallas


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Random Thought...

The Flying Monkey Right (all praise to Mike Malloy) 

says that a woman MUST be subservient to her man, because their uterus makes 'em stupid,
and The Holy Bible says that the man makes all the decisions, ...via God's Invisible Cloud orders.

But when Lyndie England says she did what she did because her scumbag boyfriend told her 
to do what she did, the far-right says, "She's just trying to avoid personal responsibility!"

Shouldn't Tom Coburn introduce legislation that the American military rule out all applicants 
that aren't from a typical, living husband and wife Bush voters because the alternative -
allowing the spawn of a single parent or non-traditional parent's home - is just too risky?


 Bartcop Flashback



Subject: Hillary

Your not the only one who GETS IT.
I think that Hillary's playing it smart.
As you have said many times in the past she is keeping her powder dry.

And as for those who think she has no chance, just listen to the doped-up Pigboy 
and see who it is that he keeps pounding on - that's your answer.
He's scared to death of the Clinton's
...and rightfully so.


Later bart,

Tim, great e-mail and you're right.

They impeached and crucified Bill Clinton when they knew he was innocent and the 
Democrats agreed with the dirty whore press and the GOP that he was a bad, bad man.

Clinton got blown, 
Bush invades and murders at the drop of a hat
and OUR guy gets screwed by history?

Fuck that.

I wish my party had a sliver of courage...
I wish my party knew what the word "outrage" meant.

I wish my party had just a tiny little lust for power.



"By appointing his personal lawyer after appointing a Chief Justice who helped him out in 
the 2000 Florida election, he is 'stacking' the court with justices who will protect him and his 
colleagues at all costs. After all, Miers kept Bush from one particular jury duty which, had he 
served it, would have exposed his DWI arrest record before he even had a chance to cover it up. 
As it stands, the court will protect even more Bush secrets than ever, against any and all investigators." 
     --Justin Frank,    Link


Subject: Altamont


I think hiring the Hell's Angels for security is almost as dumb as giving Bush the presidency,
Gimme Shelter shows Meredith Hunter coming toward the stage with a knife and a gun.

The Angels were probably wasted and in a bad mood, but brandishing weapons anywhere
is a crapshoot at best, and deadly at worst. I don't condone what happened, but the Stones
were relying on the advice of the Grateful Dead who had used the Angels as security on a
number of occasions without incident.

Michael in Denver


Pop Goes the Real Estate Bubble
  I don't believe it - not for a second...


The Big One isn't the long-predicted California earthquake or even a hurricane named Katrina.
The genuine big one will arrive with a deafening pop, the sound of the real estate bubble bursting.
In the past few years there have been plenty of false sightings, but now comes something truly ominous:
a 13 percent drop in Manhattan real estate prices in a mere three-month period ending October 1.

As if that were not bad enough, the same is reported in Boston, Washington and San Francisco,
the places that have led the national upward zoom in real estate prices for the past several years.

This guy is crazy
Sure, home prices are illogical, but how is this bubble going to "burst?"
Are people going to stop wanting to live in fine homes in nice locations with a view?

The Internet bubble burst primarily because the profits were intangible.
You can't live in shares of  amazon.com.

I say the housing bubble can't burst, it can only cool off.


Subject: never explained why?

Hi Bart,
I've been writing for TWO F-ING YEARS, explaining "why" and "how"
the Dems & Repugs are "The Big Money Party", and you continue to be ignorant???
You say "no one" explains this???

Are you smoking crack? W.T.F.?
Why are you playing dumb with an issue SO freaking apparent?

The Dems and Repugs are both playing the "good cop/ bad cop" routine
for the establishment of "The New World Order".    DUH!!!!!

Why are you so against comprehension?
It doesn't fit the dumb Oakey image?

Best Regards,
Rob Mahon

Rob, it's always good to hear from you.
You're saying the right's hatred of the Clinton's, liberalism (and I suppose blacks and gays)
is a sham because secretly they're all on the same team, working for the same goals.

I disagree.
If that was true, why do Democrats fail to play their assigned role as aggressive adversaries?


Margot Kidder with Amy in DC
Thanks to Tom, behind the camera.

 Governor Ted Nugent?


One can never be quite sure how seriously to take anything that comes out of Ted's mouth,
but he recently said he was "getting real close to deciding to run" for governor. That follows a
vow made during the 2002 campaign to run in '06 if Democrat Jennifer Granholm was elected.

He's since moved to Texas, but when we asked six months ago, a Nugent spokeswoman
said the anti-Granholm pledge had not been retracted.

Nugent's periodic flirtation with public office often seems to conveniently coincide with the
promotion of his other interests, concert tours, hunting and gun rights (he's been on the board
of the NRA for 10 years). But let's assume for a minute that he's serious about being
Michigan's governor. There are a few things it would be nice to know.

For one, is Ted Nugent a Republican?


Subject: 9-11's smoking gun

You asked for the 9/11 Smoking Gun in 200 words or less.
Here they are  (again) ....


Matt from Wisconsino

How can anybody argue with proof that's so clear?


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.


"I think it's a disaster on every level." 
     --Robert Bork about the Harriet Miers disaster,  Link


 We Can't Let "It" Happen Here


Certainly it could be much worse in America in some respects, but if one drills a bit beneath 
the surface, the putrid stench of corruption and inhumanity is almost unbearable. The United 
States of America is governed by an aristocracy with globally imperialistic ambitions that is 
preparing to sweep away the remaining vestiges of our Constitutional republic.ots


Subject: that Connecticut graphic

Lots of people want to know if the Connecticut Apologizes sign from your last issue is real.


My best guess is that's some CGI.
America loves Bush, and we don't mind that he's killing our soldiers five a day.

Bush is God.


Call the

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 Today's oil theft total

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $61.84 a barrel
makes $123,680,000  Bush stole just yesterday

Notice the price coming down?
That's how much trouble Bush is in...

1945 1945 have died for Halliburton

They got ten more over the weekend.


Officials:  Uncorroborated
  Did Bush fake the alert to ease his political troubles?


"The intelligence community has been able to determine that there are very serious doubts 
about the credibility of this specific threat," DHS spokesman Russ Knocke said. "This is 
after ongoing review and analysis."

Homeland Security officials have been skeptical about the threat since it was publicly 
announced Thursday, but officials who were more assertive about the potential danger 
last week also appeared to be softening their assessment.

on ask


A sloppy win for Eldrick
 Cursing fit jars golf fans

  Tiger Woods curses in disgust on the 13th hole during the 
  AMEX Championship at Harding Park in San Francisco


Too bad Tiger Woods' scorecard didn't have a few sketches of the places he saw at Harding Park. 
He was in the trees, under a car and hit his last tee shot so far to the right with the wind at his back 
that it flew over the rough, bounced off a cart path and went over a 25-foot hospitality tent. 
It might have gone all the way into the parking lot, except that it bounced off a fan and settled onto the stairs.

"Pretty much saw most of Harding Park,'' Woods said. 

ha ha

Poor Eldrick.
He got to see all of Harding Park while chasing his balls.

Also in sports:
Oklahoma loses to Texas by 32 points,
Cardinals sweep Padres
but the Dallas Cowboys won so that made it a bad, bad weekend.

I wouldn't mind if Tiger won every tournament he played in.
I wouldn't mind if Tom Cruise won every Oscar for Best Actor

...if the Cowboys never won again.


Subject: The Dragon Lady


Ha.  You put up a quote from the dragon lady with out calling her a whore.
I  stand by my bet.  If she remainds on the side of the force; three years from now,
Sir you will owe me a shot of good scotch.

If she doesn't, oh well, I won't empty the change jar until then.
Hope you are still well.

But she's not on anybody's side - that's my problem with her.
She's not for anyone or anything - she just hates everybody.
She's currently in her "dislikes Dubya" era, but she hates Hillary's guts with a passion.

She'll lie about Hillary, but she doesn't lie about Bush.
Maybe Bush gives her more to go on...


Subject: Stories

Hey, BC,

A good, short one about boxing and white racists (I'm a white guy)


A good, long one about Tulsa and white racists


One thing I'd love to hear more of on Bartcop.com is what Indians are thinking these days. 
Somehow they survived the attempted genocide, but still they are almost invisible.


Bart, I grew up in Indiana, but I live and work in California now. 
People here just can't comprehend how racist some people in Indiana still were not so long ago are.
They didn't have lynchings any more.


and the KKK didn't still run things


but some were still racists, used the so-called "N-word", etc. 
I hope things have changed since then.


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