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Need for Honest Media
Libby: Cheney knew
Rosa Parks Dies at 92 
White House dancing 
NYWT loves Steno Jude 
Be a good Christian 
Rumsfeld's Flu Hoax 
The next Howard Stern?
Kate Moss replaced


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"Poppy Bush said that outing a CIA agent 
  is treason. So basically, what it looks like 
  is going to happen, is that Libby and Rove 
  are going to be executed." 
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"We should never ever, ever execute a sitting President." 
          --Al Franken to Dave


Bush Crisis Proves Need for Honest Media
    by Robert Parry as seen on  consortiumnews.com


For the past decade, Consortiumnews.com has worked to compile a truthful record of how
the United States has drifted so far off course, away from the Founders' ideal of a democratic
republic toward an empire based on deception and coercion.

Often, these important stories - no matter how well-reported - could find no home in a national
news media, which itself had lost its way. Instead of speaking truth to power, the mainstream media
had become power's handmaiden.

So, in 1995, we started this Web site as "the First Investigative 'Zine on the Internet."

In the decade since, we've described how the Reagan-Bush crowd used dirty tricks to gain and
hold power; how criminal behavior and political extremism came to permeate the American Right;
and how the neoconservative concept of "perception management" evolved into a routine means
for manipulating the public.

Indeed, anyone who has been a regular reader of Consortiumnews.com would not be surprised
by the ugly reality that is now revealing itself around George W. Bush's Iraq War lies and the
complicity of leading news organizations in the deceptions.

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the internet


Libby's notes say Cheney knew
 Was Scooter lying to himself?


Documents in the CIA leak investigation indicate Libby first heard of Plame from Cheney himself.

Libby's own notes from a previously undisclosed June 12, 2003 conversation between he & Cheney 
appear to differ from Libby's grand jury testimony that he first heard of Plame from journalists. 

Libby has emerged at the center of  Fitzgerald's criminal investigation in recent weeks because of 
the Cheney aide's conversations about Plame with Times reporter Judith Miller.

So Libby's notes are calling him a liar?
How will the BFEE slur machine attack Libby's notes?


Chapter Three:
Fraud uncovered at the Republican
National Committee leads to murder.

Click to Enter


"Whatever it takes them to put their hands back on the government, the Democrats will do. 
If it means putting me, DeLay, Bush, Rove, Libby, whoever they can in jail, they'll do it." 
       -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, blaming Democrats for his heroin habit

(Bruce Yurgil)

 Click  Here  to hear Rush defend himself against those mean Democrats


Rosa Parks Dies at 92
 Was BFEE victim in her final years


MONTGOMERY, Ala. - This city was gearing up to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the start
of the modern civil rights movement. Those ceremonies must now go on without one of its heroes.

Rosa Parks, whose Dec. 1, 1955 arrest for not giving up her seat to a white passenger sparked
a bus boycott, died at her Detroit home Monday night of natural causes. She was 92.

"She didn't live to see the 50th celebration and to see how we are acknowledging her," said Montgomery
 Mayor Bobby Bright. "It's a sad, sad day for Montgomery and a sad day for the world."

No doubt, Rush will spend the day slurring her legacy.




Random Thought...

It's not a conicidence that Jon Stewart, who does real news and calls it "fake,"
is broadcast at the same time as "real" news, which is as fake as Bush's diploma.

Have I mentioned that I hate the whores they call "the press?"


Journalists' Hotel in Baghdad Attacked


Three enormous bombs, including a cement-mixing truck packed with explosives, blew up near 
an Iraqi police post outside the Palestine Hotel _ home to many foreign journalists in Iraq. 
Iraqi officials said 17 people were killed. A second bomb exploded inside a car not far from
the police position and more than 100 yards east of the hotel grounds. Both were believed 
to be suicide attacks. Security officials said a third bomb struck the area around the same time.

I heard on the radio that the "insurgents" may have been trying to kidnap journalists.
Where is Horrendo Revolver when you need him?

BTW, if they can steal a cement truck, fill it with explosives and crash it thru barriers in Iraq,
why can't they do that in America?


I wonder who gave that order?



Subject: Kay Bailey Hutchifelon

On Sunday, Republicans appeared to be preparing to blunt the impact of any charges. 
Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, (R-Felon) on the "Meet the Whore," compared the leak 
investigation with the case of Martha Stewart and her stock sale, "where they couldn't find 
a crime and they indict on something that she said about something that wasn't a crime."

Ms. Hutchison said she hoped "that if there is going to be an indictment that says something 
happened, that it is an indictment on a crime and not some perjury technicality where they 
couldn't indict on the crime and so they go to something just to show that their two years 
of investigation was not a waste of time and taxpayer dollars."

Ms. Hutchinson went on to say "The only time an investigation needs to base itself on a 
technicality is when it involves a Democratic President having sex with an office member.
Then money doesn't matter."

Charlie R



"Why are contemporary Republicans so full of shit? How did the party of Lincoln, Teddy
Roosevelt and Eisenhower get taken over by such lying, thieving, self-serving scoundrels?" 
      --Alec Baldwin, setting up his run for the senate  Link


Random Thought...

Isn't it sad the way our whore media is going along with the BFEE's
horseshit idea that "the new Iraq" has a consitution?

They say it as if those words had meaning, too.
Anything they press can do to prop up the gang of thugs, they'll do.

Shame on the American whore media.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

 White House sidesteps Cheney questions 
   Frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march...


The White House sidestepped questions about whether Cheney outed Plame to Libby. 

"This is a question relating to an ongoing investigation and we're not having any further comment," 
White House press secretary Scott the Underbear told "reporters."

Pressed about Cheney's crimes, The Underbear said: "I think you're prejudging things and 
speculating and we're not going to prejudge or speculate about things."

Frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march...


Yesterday, my brain went to sleep and I wrote:

> Bush likes to wait until after the disaster strikes so Halliburton can clean things up. 
> But how will an oil field services company profit from a worldwide deadly flu epidemic? 

Boy, sometimes I think I overstate the case when I say I have an IQ of 64.

Rumsfeld to Profit From Flu Hoax


Tamiflu was developed by a company called Gilead that 10 years ago
gave Roche the exclusive rights to market and sell Tamiflu.

Ahh, The Plot Thickens...

Rumsfeld was chairman of Gilead in 1997.

Since Rumsfeld holds major portions of stock in Gilead, he will handsomely profit
from Bush's scare tactics being used to justify the purchase of $2 billion of Tamiflu.


Subject: Why do you hate Robert Plant?

Maybe one day they will create a holodeck and you and me can share a fat one,
some takillya, and do the Zep '77 tour all over again.

Until then please allow Plant his, "Freedom Fries"
(which is a good song by the way).


You mean besides turning his career into somerthing less exciting than Pat Boone's?
It's more disgust than hate, but he insulted every fan they ever had with his "I'm grown up now" comment.
If I could, I'd take back my bottle of Crown Royal.

Hey Robert, just because you turned old and gave up doesn't mean we'll follow.

They play Zeppelin songs when they advertise his live shows and then once he 
has their money he bores the audience to death with old people's music 

Some call that stealing.

And if they do play a Zeppelin song, his new band "fixes it"
instead of doing them the old, bad Jimmy Page way.

But yeah, that 77 US tour was, I think, the best ever. 
We saw them twice that year - before Plant turned old.

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"Lying is morally wrong. 
  Perjury is a lie told under oath that is legally wrong." 
        --Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchifelon, six years ago,  Link

 What she means is, it's wrong to lie about your sex life,
 but it's OK to commit life-taking felonies if you're an oil man.


Subject: "You led me on with those innocent eyes..."

The whole Judas betrayed Jesus story is crap.

Get out of here!

Judas did not betray Jesus, Judas did exactly what Jesus asked him to do. 
Judas was Jesus's right hand man and chose him to do the deed because he knew he 
could depend on Judas to get the job done. When Jesus said, "One of you will betray me" 
he wasn't doing a Sylvia Browne fortune telling bit; he was telling the disciples,
"I need one of you guys to go out there and tell the Romans where I will be." 

And when Jesus told Peter, "You will deny me three times" he was telling Peter that unless 
you want to find your ass nailed to tree next door you had better say you don't know me.

Western Christianity has twisted the story to fit the whole "Jesus was a victim" and the 
debt/repayment nonsense that runs throughout the new testament. And of course it gets 
repeated in Sunday School by morons that are unqualified to teach shoe lace tying.

Read the story from this point of view and the whole thing makes sense as
far as story telling goes. From a reality point of view its all bullshit.


You mean it's all made up?
There's no Heaven and no Jesus and no Hell?

Why would they... Oh, that's right - money.
It's easier to steal money from scared people.

You have a point - Judas had no choice in the matter.
God determined before Judas was born that he'd do the dirty deed.

Judas had no more chance of changing that than these letters have
of re-arranging themselves into new words that I didn't write.

...and that cock?
God knew it was going to cry thrice weeks in advance.

Judas sure took a screwing in "world's most popular book," didn't he?
Poor bastard - and think how Judas Maximus must feel?

"Will betray for cash"



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I'm in Georgia and just so you know, Georgia isn't all red...
There are some of us with some common sense here.


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NYW Times loves Steno Jude


What, exactly, does a person have to do to get fired at The New York Times? 
In a busy weekend of rebuke, key players at the newspaper criticized reporter Judith Miller
-- but all fell short of calling for her dismissal. Then, late Sunday, she attacked Bill Keller and Jill Abramson.

Jude is the right reporter for a whore newspaper like the NY Times.
Cheney leaks lies to her, she uses the Times's "status" to gives the lies weight,
then President Katrina quotes the Times as proof that the lies are real.

They get away with this because honest reporters refuse to call them on it.



"What the White House has to fear is a trial, six months or a year down the road,
where all the secrets of what was done to stampede us into war come spilling out,
...giving Democrats an excuse to say they were misled in voting for war.
    -- Pat Buchanan,    Link



"Great men face problems with courage and fortitude. 
   Small men throw temper tantrums and blame the help."
          --Barbara O'Brien,     Link



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Subject: World Series

They haven't won since Zachariah Bush was selling arms to the Kaiser.

Chris in Bangkok


U2 continues US tour
They just finished Detroit

Next is  Houston and then Dallas and then some other dates.

Send in your U2 concert reports

No U2 concert reviews today?
30,000 fans at Auburn Hills and nobody reads bartcop.com?


Don't worry, this will all be over soon...

Random Thought...

You know Matt and Tre, the dudes I kinda like from South Park,
I always admired their ability to be hip/funny and be big Bush lovers at the same time.

Does anyone know if they still co-chair of Rangers-for-BushPac GOP fundraising machine?
Or did they finally come to their senses?


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From: Detroit Danny

Subject: American cars

I can't hold it against you that you are ignorant in regards to American manufacturing and organized labor.
It's such a deep & intertwined tale that it is beyond the grasp of those that didn't grow up surrounded by it.

The quality of life that once existed for America's middle class has gone so far down at such a gradual pace
that most aren't even aware of it. We work more hours, have less vacation time, have shitty health care,
have both parents working, live in fear of management, and are in constant fear of losing our jobs.

That's the way corporate America wants it, that's the way Japan wants it, that's the way J. D Powers and
all the little weasels that work there want it. We could go on all day about how good the Japanese utilize
everything we taught them.

But the bottom line is, that if the playing field was fair & level no one would be buying "foreign junk".
I'm so old I remember when made in Japan meant junk. I've given up on people that think it is AOK
to buy foreign cars.

I'm 51, I still have a good Detroit car job. My kid knows the story, my wife beat HEP C,
my Chocolate Lab sits in the driveway everyday waiting for me after work, my bud crop is
solid and steady, The Who (what's left of them) are gonna tour next year. Bush is going down fast.

Life is good. And if the shit hits the fan I can be in Canada in 20 minutes!!!!!!!

And if you really care ENDORSE  American cars.
Burn a tasty one and go look at a Buick LaCrosse or something.


Dude, you can say "foreign junk" over and over but you're arguing with accepted facts.
I wish Detroit could build cars as well as Toyota and Honda - I'll bet you do, too.

You can say J.D. Power sucks, you can also say Consumer Reports Magazine sucks.
You can say all the people who report great satisfaction with Japanese cars are ignorant
but in the end, deep down, you have to know you're not being honest with yourself.

I bought a new 1986 Cutlass and one day I tried to close the door and the damn handle came off in my hand.
It was attached to the door with two screws attached to f-ing cardboard. GM wouldn't even spend a nickle
to install a 2x2 piece of plywood (that must cost 10 cents) to anchor the handles. Toyota and Honda and
Mazda would never screw their customers that way. What's wrong with Ford and GM?

I'll bet Detroit's problem is a very simple one. Maybe they were just so accustomed to their decades of
Planned Obsolescence that they're not able to get away from that when competition came.

I applaud your attitude and your willingness to fight and I'm not against American organized labor.
But there's a reason why Detroit can't sell cars.

Why can't they just buy a Camry, take it apart and build their cars the same way?


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $60.32 a barrel
makes $120,640,000  Bush stole just yesterday

1997 2000 have died for Halliburton

2,000 victims of greed and lust for oil...

...yet more volunteer to die for no goddamn reason


Can anybody replace Howard Stern?
 ...and is Stern worth $100M a year?


The reputed replacements for departing Howard Stern include David Lee Roth, Adam Carolla,
Jon Stewart and Geraldo Rivera, Whoopi Goldberg and Danny Bonaduce.

One or more could fill Stern's vacant morning drive-time seat in January, when he moves to Sirius.
But it's time to face the truth, for better or worse: terrestrial radio may never see another Howard Stern.

"He is irreplaceable," said Michael Harrison, of Talkers magazine. "Stern is one of a kind, among the very,
very small handful of people that were THE broadcasters of the 20th century and carrying into the 21st."

The only time we get to hear Stern is when we're on vacation.
Since it's video, his TV show was mostly strippers and porn stars, but when Howard
and Robin are interviewing a movie star or musician they can be very entertaining.

I wonder what the first uncensored satellite show will be like?
He's got a decade's worth of rage at the FCC to get off his chest.


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Kate Moss replaced at H&M
 It's OK for Rush, but nobody else


Swedish clothing chain Hennes & Mauritz said it will use Mariacarla Boscono to help launch 
a new collection, replacing Kate Moss, who was dropped after reports of her cocaine use.

Boscono will appear in TV commercials for a limited collection designed by Stella McCartney.
The ads originally were intended to feature Moss, but H&M dropped her in September.

How's a gal gonna keep her figure without a little sniff of cocaine?


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