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"What an appalling thought -- American women
reduced to going outside
the health care system and acting like
they're in a Third World country,"
-- Dr. Wendy Chavkin,
of Physicians for Reproductive Choice and Health Link
Once the BFEE outlaws abortion (Thanks, Democrats!)
Barb and Jenna will still be able
to afford to travel to a blue state that allows
women's rights. The poor women who find
themselves needing an abortion can just take
their chances with a coathanger.
Was About the Oil
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
When Colin Powell's former chief of staff Lawrence
Wilkerson publicly decried Bush's bungling of
U.S. foreign policy, the focus of the press coverage
was on Wilkerson's depiction of a "cabal" headed
by Cheney that had hijacked the decision-making
Largely overlooked were Wilkerson's frank admissions
about the importance of oil in justifying a long-term
U.S. military intervention in Iraq. "The other
thing that no one ever likes to talk about is SUVs and oil and
consumption," the retired Army colonel said in
a speech on Oct. 19.
While bemoaning the administration's incompetence
in implementing the war strategy, Wilkerson said the
U.S. government now had no choice but to succeed
in Iraq or face the necessity of conquering the Middle East
within the next 10 years to ensure access to
the region's oil supplies.
"We had a discussion in (the State Department's
Office of) Policy Planning about actually mounting an operation
to take the oilfields of the Middle East, internationalize
them, put them under some sort of U.N. trusteeship and
administer the revenues and the oil accordingly,"
Wilkerson said. "That's how serious we thought about it."
The centrality of Iraq's oil in Wilkerson's blunt
comments contrasted with three years of assurances from the
Bush administration that the war had almost nothing
to do with oil.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
To him, they're just exploding frogs
No sooner had President Bush told reporters on
his stop in Panama that "we do not torture"
than the army announced it would prosecute five
of its Rangers for abusing detainees in Iraq.
The whole world saw pictures of us "not" torturing prisoners at Abu
The whole world knows Bush is lying, and as he continues to lie, he
threatens a veto
if McCain tries to make "We don't torture"
a law - so why does Bush keep lying?
''It's impossible to believe that Scooter Libby
would have done this on his own,
but rather this was part of a larger
conspiracy to attempt to discredit Joseph Wilson."
Sen. Bob Graham, who believes Dick Cheney was a ''conspirator''
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The fifty dollar banner ad you ran for me worked
I more than paid for the ad with the orders I
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I'll admit I was skeptical about advertising
but I can see now that it's
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begin ethics classes
Rove and Libby were just following orders
White House workers, from presidential advisers
to low-ranking aides, began attending mandatory lectures
on ethical behavior and the handling of classified
documents Tuesday after the recent indictment of a high-level
official in the CIA leak case...The DNC dismissed
the briefings. "Given that Karl Rove is still reporting for work
every day with his security clearance, I'm sure
the American people will see these so-called ethics classes for the
cheap political stunt that they are," said communications
director Karen Finney."
But why doesn't Dick and Der Monkey have to
take those courses?
They knew what Rove and Libby were doing. Hell,
Cheney ordered the illegal outing.
That's why Bush didn't ask Rove two years ago
if he was involved - because they knew.
of ethics - is it wrong to lie 2059 soldiers into their graves?
"Why did we have to die?
Cheney owns 400,000 shares of Halliburton stock."
all mine, and it's all legal - thanks, Democrats!"
Last poll taken shows 59
percent of military families no longer trust Bush.
I wonder what the current number
Prosecutors redoubled efforts to talk with Rush
Limbaugh's medical providers, arguing in court Tuesday
that they should be allowed to as part of their
doctor-shopping investigation of the lying, Nazi whore.
Attorneys for Limbaugh kicked up their aggressive
defense too, seeking to hold prosecutors in contempt
for allegedly leaking information to the media.
Separately, Roy Black, the Kennedy's rape lawyer, argued
that the confidentiality between a doctor and
patient is a privilege not pierced — even by criminal investigators.
The law requires a waiver from Limbaugh to speak
with his doctors, argued Black, and that was not forthcoming.
"They cannot force Mr. Limbaugh to supply their
evidence for them," Black said.
Hey Rush, might want to get back on that Dunkin
I hear they like to molest fatboys in prison.
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to Rush deny he's guilty.
his Delta Force brother, Marty, reunite.
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"I just want to say: Who are we? We are people
who have always been for inspections
of prisons, for some degree of human
rights and now we're defending neither...
We have now violated everything that
we stand for. It is the first time in my life
I have been ashamed of my country."
--NPR's Nina Totenberg on Bush's secret torture prisons,
would Jesus torture?
Miller fired from Whore Times?
She says she quit - which lying whore do we believe?
The New York Times and Judith Miller, the treasonous
BFEE employee at the paper, reached an
agreement yesterday that ended her 28-year career
there after more than two weeks of negotiations.
Bill Keller, the executive editor, announced the
move to the staff in a memorandum yesterday, saying,
"In her 28 years at The Times, Judy participated
in some great prize-winning journalism. But in her last
few years, she helped the illegal thug regime
sell their bloody quagmire to the American people."
She said that in the few hours since her departure
had been made public, she had received several offers
"of all kinds" from the FOX News Network, the
only "news outlet" that hires felons and traitors.
Bart, you wrote:
> "Whatever the downside of gun ownership is,
we have to deal with it.
> Condemning guns does as much
good as condemning rainy weekends. "
Notice that we can change "gun" and "guns" into
just a <fill in> like this:
Whatever the downside of <fill_in_the_blank>
ownership is, we have to deal with it.
Condemning <fill_in_the_blank>s does as much
good as condemning rainy weekends.
Now, class, let's try Logic! To wit:
Whatever the downside of RPG ownership is, we
have to deal with it.
Condemning RPGs does as much good as condemning
Ok, Bart, let's try another example!
Whatever the downside of WMD ownership is, we
have to deal with it.
Condemning WMDs does as much good as condemning
Point? You have made NO POINT AT ALL! (!).
My comment: Guns are bad in 99.9999% of
the cases they are used.
You seem to be sticking up for that 0.0001% chance
they might be useful.
Mac, you either forgot or chose to ignore the BIG fact.
If there were 200M RPG launchers in America, we'd have
to deal with that.
If 200M people each had a WMD, we'd have to deal with
Bart didn't flood America with 200M guns.
As far as that " that 0.0001% chance guns might
be useful," if you think the world is safe,
and if you trust the police to be there when trouble breaks
out, maybe a gun is not right for you.
I imagine odds are 1-in-1,000 that your 9 year-old daughter would be
raped and murdered,
so no need to caution her about getting into a car with a stranger,
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D, celebrity pundit
by Gene Lyons
Kool Mo D, as I've called Maureen Dowd since
she emerged as queen of the Washington "Heathers"
during the Clinton years, was just playing along.
But what would she write about a public figure who
made her career lampooning the personal foibles
of politicians, but insisted that her own intimate life
was nobody's business, then invited magazine
writers into her home to explore it ?
She'd say that person was confused.
What's significant about Dowd's confusion is how
it illuminates the paradoxical rise of the celebrity pundit,
journalists who achieve sublunary stardom by
treating politics as "infotainment," appearing on TV and
copping an attitude. Her witty eviscerations
of Bush would be more persuasive, however, had she not also
mocked Al Gore as "the teacher's pet from hell,"
Bill Clinton as "the Animal House president," etc.
Back then, Dowd treated Bush as a down-to-earth
alternative to the humorless Gore.
She damn sure did, and thanks to Gene for saying
that. Dowd is no friend to the Democrats.
If she wants to destroy Bush, then I'm all for
that, I won't try to get in her way But until she does
an Arianna Huffington-type, "Lord, I have sinned,"
confession, don't assume she's on our team.
Plus, she lies.
Like Rush Limbaugh.
Subject: keep the guns safe
I'm getting mixed signals from you. You
think I should have a gun to protect my family.
But the gun should be kept in a safe place, such
as a safe, with a combination.
What good is the gun in a safe if your scenario
of someone breaking down my door
at 1 in the morning or a pit bull is attacking
the neighbor kid?
I'm not going to be able to get to it soon enough.
There are locks you can put on guns to keep the
trigger from pulling which require a key.
If the only key is on you at all times and readily
available on your nightstand at night, then it might work.
But losing a child to a gun is a pretty high
risk and a lot higher of a probability than an attacker at 1 am, or 2,
Imperfect world, imperfect solutions. Let's
move to Mars. :)
Russ from WY
Russ, I don't like the key idea, because a smart 15 year-old can grab
it while Dad's in the shower,
so you'd have to go with the combination lock and hope you remember
the combination in a panic.
Granted, a locked gun won't help in a gotta-have-it-now situation, but
it will help if you have
a gotta-have-it-in-60-seconds situation, such as a burglar trying to
jimmy a window open.
has good stuff.
"When people are fanatically dedicated to political
or religious faiths or any other
kind of dogmas or goals, it's always
because these dogmas or goals are in doubt."
--Robert Pirsig, explaining why the scared and the weak insist
we agree with their
brand of illogical, religious superstitions,
Subject: we'll always have Paris
after several days of shopping, laundry and packing,
i finally got some time (at 4:00 am)
to catch up on my bartcop reading. so i'm sitting
here reading your latest trip report--that's why
i subscribe--and i'm willing to bet, that i'm
the only bartcop reader to actually be in the paris hotel
while reading about you being at the paris hotel
please bart, can you go to the real paris next
do you think it was cheeky to ask the concierge
when the curfew was?
anyway, we had fine food and wine and the dopebear
is snoring away in the fancy bed
while i look out the window at le tour eiffel
and lake como. what's even weirder is that
i know my doctor is right across the street at
the bellagio tonight.
we are on our way to the big drug conference in
long beach with bartcop stickers and cameras at the ready!
not quite as good as a U2 concert, but maybe
there will be samples.
Amy, not sure about some of that, but thanks.
drunk husband did what?"
I had a few spare coins that I wanted to send
If you have a sticker or two to spare, I gave
all my last ones away to friends.
Either way, thanks again!
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Subject: Hillary should've known
Ask yourself this, Bart:
How did Robert Byrd know Bush was lying?
How did Carl Levin know Bush was lying?
How did Dick Durban know Bush was lying?
How did Russ Feingold know Bush was lying?
How did Paul Welstone know Bush was lying?
How did Bob Graham know Bush was lying?
How did all the rest of the senators who voted
against the war know Bush was lying?
Are you sure they knew?
Or, after the fact, did they say,
"we strongly suspected?"
I have a question for you:
they knew, why didn't they stop Bush from invading?
Each of them had the power to cut off the funding
for the war, but they didn't.
Face it, Hillary threw her support in with the
lying Repugs and the Zell Miller's of the world.
She voted to let the criminals empty out the
bank and get our young people murdered.
Like John Kerry, she should be shown for the
sick politician that she is.
Joe, like most anti-Hillary Democrats, you fail to mention who is a
The best anyone can offer is someone local and unknown, someone like
who 95 percent of the nation never heard of.
I say we have two choices: Hillary and whoever the BFEE
Hate Hillary all you want, but vote for her.
Subject: Randi Rhodes newsletter
"All we are is dust in the wind."
"Gravity isn't real and dinosaurs are dragons
- The Other Kansas
If Katrina and Iraq woke-up a politically sleepy
nation to the horrors of neocon rule,
let us hope what Kansas has done to their children
exposes the extreme danger of the Rapture Right.
In a 6-4 ruling on Tuesday, the Kansas School
Board has paved the way for Creationism to be taught,
not in a comparative religion class, but as hard
Science is the study of the Natural World. Creationism
is the study of the Supernatural World.
The US is chronically embarrassed by our pathetic
math and science ranking in the world.
More and more of our postgraduate research slots
are being awarded to foreign students for lack of
qualified or interested Americans. And as we
enter the "century of biology," we are condemning
ourselves to myth and magic while other nations
simply pass us by.
Although, there are some signs of hope. Also on
Tuesday, the people of Pennsylvania
sent all the Flat-Earth freaks on their school
Get involved, stay informed and do the right thing
even when no one is looking.
We get but one chance to raise our kids.
Someone sent an e-mail that said,
"Sixty four percent of Americans think Der
Monkey is doing a bad job,
The other 34 percent think Adam and
Eve rode dinosaurs to Church."
That's as funny as it is scary.
The only people who still trust Bush are the religiously insane.
Even the greedy oil billionaires probably wish Bush was smart enough
to help those poor people
who died in New Orleans, but then again, it was only about 1,000 -
and they were poor and black
- so who cares, right?
"Even a liberal reporter is a patriot, wants
the best for this country.
Your fair and balanced friends at Fox
don't fully understand that."
--Mike Wallace, to his sellout, whore son, Chris,
in an interview on Fox Whore News, Link
Mike, of course they know better.
Whores get paid to lie, not to misunderstand the facts.
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Subject: you are correct, sir
I live in Minnesota and yesterday the stooge "Democrat"
mayor of St Paul,
Randy "I'm a Democrat like my bud Norm Coleman"
Kelly, got his butt
handed to him by a REAL Democrat in a whopping
The city is in pretty good shape but Kelly got
the boot because the idiot
actually campaigned for Bush last year.
If you associate with Bush you
better be a brain dead fascist like him or
you will go down.
Keep swinging Bart!
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To Gale in Englewood, CO - sorry I accepted your donation and failed
to send stickers. To make up for that,
I sent you your stickers Priority with a 3-pack of BCR shows.
I meant to send a hand-written apology but, of course,
I'm such a dork that I sealed it without your apology so I thought
I'd put it here and hope you see it.
Do I owe anything to anyone else?
If so, here's a general apology and please write and remind me.
It's hard to keep up with stuff, (I need a staff,) and thanks for having
patience with me.
Subject: Hillary should've known
I agree with Dave. I understand your position
that Hillary is in a bind
when a pretzeldent stoops to actual lying to
get what he wants. She is.
But aren't you basically conceding that if a POTUS
is willing to lie (like Bunnypants did)
on whether there is sufficient evidence, then
any smart politician has to get behind him,
even if there is convincing, countervailing evidence?
Tack, I'm not sure I understand.
If Bush's CIA says, "Saddam can hit us in
45 minutes with WMDs," yeah, a good senator
is going to have to trust that unless,
like you said, there is, "convincing, countervailing
Are you aware of any convincing, countervailing
evidence available at the time?
Note: "Everybody knew" is not considered evidence.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$58.93 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2059 have died for Halliburton
family destroyed since yesterday - for what?
So Exxon can make $75,000 profit
like Unka Dick predicted
Bush brought in a gusher of blood.
Subject: A soldiers last
trip to Washington DC
Thanks for mostly telling it like it is.
Bush is a plague, a pestilence, and blight on
this great land. But you know that.
Today we were in Washington DC and saw this hearse.
I saw the American Flag
draped across the coffin so I snapped this photo.
It's safe to say it's not any congressman's or
Probably this kid's first and last ride in a
No family, just a lone hearse and a soldier
heading for the final resting spot (Arlington?).
Another encounter I doubt if the Bush Administration
really wants us to notice.
I hope you show it to everyone.
That's damn sad.
I'm 52, that kid was probably less than 26, meaning I've had twice
He could've lived until 52 or 78, but Bush & Cheney got greedy,
the sons of bitches.
I hope we get a Demo congress next election so this kid can get some
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Subject: Scooter Libby
Is anyone else deeply disturbed by this?
Here is a "man" who not only writes gratuitous porn
involving bestiality, pedophilia, and centers
around a young woman kept in a cage to sexually
service bears, but is a key figure in a religiously
insane administration that's doing it's damnedest
to quash women's rights and their sexual self-determination.
(Click, but don't buy)
Why wasn't he investigated by the FBI before he
was given such a high level government position?
(Come to think of it, it's the same administration
that was found to have the closely-held reporter
with the homosexual prostitution website - he
wasn't cleared by the FBI either.
I think it's worse than you describe. If I remember correctly, the "woman"
is 9 or 10 years old.
I'm familiar with the insane male sex drive, but bears raping little
kids in cages goes a little too far :)
Remember, Dick Cheney's shrew wrote a lesbian novel - why? - perhaps
a fantasy about her daughter?
Sidebar: Last year's Randi Rhodes
Year End "Best Of" on AAR? They told her Lynn Cheney wrote
a lesbian novel and Randi bet a staffer
$1000 he was lying. Turns out she lost that bet and had to pay.
Trust me, she got $1000 worth of giggling
out of if, and read parts on her show - it was damn funny.
But fantasies of bears raping children isn't all that funny - what's
wrong with these "Christians?"
Which animals did Jesus fantasize about raping children?
Republicans have the same problems as priests - to them sex is "dirty"
so they repress their sex drive
but then it explodes in all the wrong places, like an altar boy's rectum
or Jeff Gannon's waterbed.
...and they say liberals are weird about sex?
The people who aren't getting any are the wierdos.
I didn't see any e-mails calling my trip
Did people actually get that it was a joke?
I think I'll light one up, pour a shot of Chinaco and
ponder that remote possibility.
(...exhale, swallow, ...)
Nah, I musta just missed those angry e-mails.
OK after car crash
Photographers involved again
Hilton - Halloween 2005
A videotape shows what appears to be Hilton's
companion, Stavros Niarchos, slamming a Bentley
into the back of a truck as the couple left a
Hollywood nightclub with at least two other people.
The tape shows the damaged car speeding away
from the scene as bystanders and photographers scatter.
I saw the tape.
The papparazzi surrounded the car and
it was lucky one of them wasn't crushed.
It would be a shame if one of them was
A damn shame.
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