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Friday Nov 18, 2005 Volume
1658 - V.P. for Torture
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"It's ammunition you can use against the U.S.
and Britain and about their aims in the region.
Talk of democracy sounds very lame.
They are losing influence."
Allaf of Britain's Royal Institute for International Affairs, on our Torture
using white phosphorus
bombs on the people of Iraq, a country he claims he's trying to
by William Frey, M.D. as seen on consortiumnews.com
I supported Bush in 2000, believing then that
he best reflected my love for America and for our tradition of liberty.
I supported the war in Afghanistan. In March
of 2003, I believed that the invasion of Iraq was justified based upon
pre-war revelations presented to Congress and
to the American people. Accordingly, the indictments contained
herein apply, first and foremost, to myself.
Many Americans whom I know and love, including
many current supporters of President Bush, remain conflicted
over both his ultimate intentions in Iraq as
well as domestic curtailment of civil liberties.
Many have given the benefit of the doubt to President
Bush, and, in a misdirected spirit of unity, have supported,
as did I, Administration policies that conflict
with our essential values.
This essay explores many of the issues that led
me personally to the recognition that the policies I was supporting
in Iraq were not consistent with the justifications
made for the invasion in the spring of 2003, that implicit in our
post-invasion actions was the goal of permanent
occupation, which would ensure endless war and the resultant
degradation of our liberty, our security, and
our moral authority.
One by one, the whole country is turning against this war.
As Murtha said, "The country is way ahead
of Congress on this issue."
The BFEE is in a mad panic - they feel it all slipping away from them.
If this was December 2006, that's be one thing. But we have three more
years of this and the country one day
just might ask the president to resign if
he keeps fighting the vast majority of Americans on his crazy war.
You heard it here, first.
I predict the country will ask the president to resign before his term
Rep. Murtha, Michael Moore
Scottie the Underbear says Demo-Hawk just like Moore
Congressman Murtha is a respected veteran and
politician who has a record of supporting a strong America," said
Scottie the Underbear. "So it is baffling that
he is endorsing the policy positions of Michael Moore and the extreme
liberal wing of the Democratic Party."
"This is not the time to surrender to the terrorists," said the Drama Queen.
Hey Underbear, have you seen the polls?
You're a liar, your boss
is a liar and everybody hates you and your soldier-killing
They say 59 percent of the military hates you,
All that "Michael Moore" talk does is remind people
was right and
you were wrong.
Subject: Candidate positions
Bart, how very...Republican...of you.
You are unable to explain why Senator Clinton
voted as she did,
No, I was very clear in guessing why she
voted the way she did.
...why she continues to support the war or why
she hasn't yet,
Objection - assumes facts not in evidence.
unlike a dozen other Democrat senators, done a
mea culpa for her vote,
It's a matter of timing.
They're busy crucifying that Marine Medal of
Honor guy, Murtha.
They'd love nothing better than to make "Hillary
Fonda" the focalpoint of 2008.
This way, the focus stays on Bush - is that OK
so instead you suggest that,
"Maybe, just maybe, the senators who voted to
let Saddam launch should explain their vote?"
I'd like to hear them explain their vote - that
makes me a bad guy?
When the president and CIA say,
"Saddam can hit us within the hour," and
vote to ignore that threat, I'd kinda
like to hear their reasoning. If
they knew - for a fact
- that Bush was lying, why the hell didn't they
call a press conference and say something about it?
If you can't defend your guy, then Swift Boat
the other guy.
You've learned well, Pilgrim.
If the other guy can't defend himself, maybe he's mistaken.
And why does my asking the question turn you into a cheap shot attacker?
How many years have you been reading this page?
After 1658 issues, you've finally discovered the real Bart,
the evil BFEE clone?
Maybe your Hillary hatred has blinded you...
"It's the worst nightmare scenario for the
Americans because it undermines all their Saddam propaganda.
Saddam never pretended to be a champion of
human rights. But the Americans are supposed to be the leaders
of the free world, while they're practising
torture? How can they face their people? They should be ashamed."
--Abdel-Bari Atwan, Arab newspaper editor, on our Torture Monkey using
white phosphorus bombs
on the people of Iraq, a country he claims he's trying to democratize,
Subject: More on Plame's role
in preventing WMD plants
Just to add a little detail to my claim that Plame
was outed because she had prevented
the BFEE from planting WMD, here's one
place I saw an example by Wayne Madsen:
"According to U.S. intelligence sources, the White
House exposure of Plame and Brewster Jennings was intended to
retaliate against the CIA's work in limiting
the proliferation of WMDs. The CIA Counter-Proliferation Division
the shipment of binary VX nerve gas from Turkey
into Iraq in November 2002. The Brewster Jennings network in Turkey
was able to intercept this shipment which was
intended to be hidden in Iraq and later used as evidence that Saddam was
in possession of WMDs. U.S. intelligence sources
revealed that this was a major reason Bush targeted Plame and her network."
_Dave in Half Moon Bay
in England, too
Child sex abuse went on for decades
For three decades between 1966 and 1995, a number
of boys at the school endured sexual abuse
by the monks who taught there. These were the
decades when Cardinal Hume was in charge.
Police established that by 1975, Hume was aware
of the risk that Father Piers Grant-Ferris victimized kids.
Yesterday Grant-Ferris, 72, pleaded guilty to
abusing 15 boys over a nine-year period up to 1975.
Some of these boys, boarders aged between eight
and 10, were beaten for his sexual gratification.
So, this bastard knew that Grant-Ferris
was beating children for his sexual gratification
and did nothing?
That's is so Catholic, and it is so Catholic
to help the rapist cover his tracks over the decades, you soulless bastards..
Not only are they sexually-suppressed perverts, beating kids to get
off tells me they're Republicans, too.
In September, Father Greg Carroll, was jailed
for four years after pleading guilty to abusing 10 boys from 1979-87.
York crown court heard that Carroll, 67, had
admitted assaulting five other boys in the 1970s.
Worse still is knowing they've STILL not given this rape/violence epidemic
any serious thought.
They just want it to go away.
...I guess Hume is next in line to replace Joey the Rat when he dies?
An elite Republican cabal conspires to fix
2008 presidential election, but its plans
to embezzle money
from the RNC are uncovered and lead to murder.
Democratic congressman Jack Stibik and his
Professor Gar Reynolds, reunite. Marty's,
Jack's twin brother
and Delta Force veteran, visits Annapolis.
Congressional hearings begin on the
disasterous Islamic war.
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ramping up new Grand Jury
The federal prosecutor investigating the leak
of a CIA operative's identity says he plans to present
information to a new grand jury, a sign that
he is considering additional charges in his two-year-old probe.
Patrick Fitzgerald said in court filings that
his investigation "will involve proceedings before a different grand jury"
than the grand jury which indicted "Scooter"
Fitzgerald obtained the indictment against Libby
Oct. 28 on five counts of perjury, obstruction of justice and false
statements and said at that time that his investigation
was nearly complete. However, he told attorneys for Karl Rove
that Rove remains under investigation for possible
false statements in the probe into BFEE law-breaking.
Since then, a new wrinkle has been added to the
case by the disclosure that (Hadley?) told Woody about Plame
a month before Novak betrayed America. Woodward
answered Fitzgerald's questions Monday.
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Subject: love that torture talk
What you propose is that our government be allowed
to torture anyone for any reason that the president finds compelling.
Yeah, that's right.
I think the BFEE should be able to torture anyone for any reason.
You've been reading me for many years, PY, and you make that crazy accusation?
After all these years, I'm Cheney's twin?
54 guns found in teen's home
If that's not proof guns are bad, what is?
Police said Thursday they found 54 firearms and
ammunition at the home
of David Ludwig, the 18-year-old accused of killing
his girlfriend's parents.
According to a two-page "inventory return" filed
Thursday in court, the search was
Sunday, hours after Michael and Cathryn Borden
were found dead in their home.
Listed among the firearms were rifles and handguns.
Ludwig lived with his parents in Lititz. His
father is a hunter.
Bart, 99% of children born go on to do normal
or incredibly beneficial things for society,
but because 1% grow up to be violent criminals
then we should abort them all.
That way we save the trouble.
Is that how your argument for torture works?
No, that's not how "my argument for torture" works.
You're not really aslking me to go thru the whole thing again, are
has good stuff.
I wish we had a Science-Tech editor here at bartcop.com
because there's always
something going on in Science and Tech and who
has time to keep up with all that stuff?
For instance, I just glanced at the headline,
but apparently those bastards at SONY
got caught adding a f-ing VIRUS to music CDs
they were selling - those bastards!
New CDs by Neil Diamond and Celine Dion, and others,
had these nasty viruses that would go
online without your knowledge and send
back to SONY information about what you were doing
on your computer, those bastards.
Hey SONY, you bastards need to go fuck yourselves.
Tricking people into loading a virus on the PC
is legal, but smoking God's Flowers is some big crime?
What the hell, ...I'm in this far, might as well
look it up, now.
hide in PCs using Sony BMG software
by Jefferson Graham of USAToday.com
When recipients click on an attachment, they
install malware, which may tear down a computer's firewall
and give hackers access to your
PC. The malware hides by using Sony BMG
software that is also hidden
- the software would have been installed on a
computer when consumers played Sony's copy-protected music CDs.
"This leaves Sony in a real tangle. It was already
getting bad press about its copy-protection software,
and this new hack exploit will make it even worse,"
says Sophos' Graham Cluley.
This should be a
big story, but you only hear whispers about it.
I think those SONY bastards should be punished for doing this.
...but it's times like this I wish we had a Tech Corner, written
once a week by someone with good html skills.
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What would it be live in a backwards country that
was invaded by America, and sometimes,
just no apparent reason, they attacked townspeople
with a substance that made their skin catch fire.
Then, in a wild panic, the townspeople notice
a lake so they jump in that lake only to discover
that their skin continues to burn, flames and
all, even underwater.
That would be a real drag.
The world's only superpower has turned evil.
"New York loves it when Dick Cheney is in town.
He makes the rest of us look friendly."
man for Beer
Dream turns to disappointment for dude
Although respondents to a Pew poll taken prior
to the 2004 presidential election characterized Bush as
"the candidate they'd most like to sit down and
have a beer with," Chris Reinard lived the hypothetical
scenario Sunday afternoon, and characterized
it as "really uncomfortable and awkward."
Bush asked Reinard if he had any hobbies, and
Reinard told the president that he enjoys spending
weekends with his children on local lakes in
his small aluminum boat.
"Mr. Bush, I mean George, seemed to like that,
and I felt that we finally made a connection," Reinard said.
"But then he told me about this yacht with an
Arab prince and they spent four hours landing a sailfish."
"It was a good story, but I just like catching
a few bass with my kids is all," Reinard added.
"I know he didn't mean to make me feel bad, but
Subject: Patriot Act a victory
The Patriot Act is a victory for Osama bin Laden
whose goals were to take away our freedom.
Now the government has powers that move us towards
Communism with a government that can spy
on it's own citizens, jail people without due
process of law, and even haul people off to foreign countries
to be tortured. Instead of fighting for our freedoms,
we surrendered them over the destruction of 2 buildings.
We are a nation of cowards who give away our liberties
without a fight.
I would burn the flag in protest but our flag
no longer has any meaning and is unworthy of burning.
San Francisco, CA.
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In his 37 years in the military, John Murtha
won two Purple Hearts, a Bronze Star with a Combat "V,"
and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry. As a Democratic
congressman from Pennsylvania for the past 31 years,
he has been a fierce hawk, championing conflicts
in Central America and the Persian Gulf.
After Murtha stunned the Capitol with a morning
news conference calling for a pullout from Iraq because our
"troops have done all they can," the denunciations
came quickly." Yesterday, he was called a coward.
Let's remember, God personally told Der Monkey to murder Iraq.
How can the war be wrong when God ordered it, Himself?
Subject: Bart, are you cranky?
The Guardian. Those adorable lefty Brits
say the darnest things and make the left over here look comatose
Slashdot. Geeky tech news. Addictive.
I suggest a strict time limit.
Buzzflash. Lefty news source. Exhaustive.
Bartcop. There's only one, and he's cranky
today. Not for the faint-hearted.
Raze, cranky? Ol' Bart?
I'm always in a good mood...
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$56.34 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2085 have died for Halliburton
THREE more yesterday
dead for-profit is met with silence.
Does Bush care? Does Exxon care? No, because...
They make over $100M profit each day,
...and by the way, fuck the poor.
you get cold this winter,
don't want to pay our price for oil,
naked and make a manpile - that'll keep you warm!
Bush brought in a gusher of blood.
Former Woodward believer wises up
"I lost interest in Woodward a long time ago.
As someone who grew up and later worked in New York for much
of my life, he's always reminded me a lot of
Mets' phenom pitcher Doc Gooden. Just like Woodward, Gooden burst
on the scene with two Hall of Fame seasons. And
then, April after April, I kept waiting for the Gooden of 1984 and
1985 to come back, until the grudging acknowledgement
he never would. Thirty years later, I can't tell you how glad I am
that I never became much like my former hero.
Still, it's kind of sad to feel so jaded about Woodward's plight in 2005,
when I can still summon, however faintly, the
way I felt in that geeky summer of 1973. I believed."
I'm so old, I remember when Woodward fought corruption,
when he uncovered corruption.
...and now he is one.
"It sounds like O'Reilly's on the same medication
Rush is addicted to..."
--Board of Supervisors
president Aaron Peskin, on O'Reilly urging Al Qaeda to destroy San Francisco,
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"The only regret I had voting for the war is
that I never anticipated how incompetent
the administration would be in using
the authority we gave them to avoid war."
--Joe Biden, turning on his friend George during a crisis Link
Subject: Who's writing this war
I sure don't know BC but I damn well agree with
There is NO way that 'terrarists' couldn't attack
us here again and again and again.
If there are 'suicide bombers' in Iraq, there
could obviously be suicide bombers here just as easily.
Why haven't we been attacked again?
If 'they' hate us so much, 'they'd' be over here
blowing up everything in sight.
Something really smells rotten but then again,
this is coming from a woman whose first thought after
9/11 wasn't Al Qaeda, but WAS: George Bush.
I'm sticking with my gut on this one.
It's proven much more reliable than anyone
in this administration.
They knew. They let it happen. They
probably even assisted.
Whoever 'they' is, I hope in my lifetime they
are caught and phucking hung.
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