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1677 - Pirates & Whores
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"Liberals and Democrats are only opposed to [Bush
raping the Fourth Amendment]
because they don't want anyone finding out what
they've been up to...What have you
folks been doing that you so desperately want
to keep hidden?"
--Rush Limbaugh, Link
But Pigboy, you're currently giving Roy Black a million dollars
to block the government from tracking your illegal heroin purchases.
What do you have to hide?
The New Madness
of King George
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
On the Sunday before Christmas, a fidgety George
W. Bush interrupted regular programming on U.S. networks
to deliver an address to the nation that painted the
Iraq War and the War on Terror in the same black-and-white
colors he has always favored.
Despite the media's conventional wisdom about Bush's
new "realism" on Iraq, the old canards were still there
- Saddam Hussein choosing war by rejecting United
Nations weapons inspectors; blurred distinctions between
Iraqi insurgents and non-Iraqi terrorists; intimations
that Bush's critics are "partisan" while he embodies the
Plus, there was the same old stark choice between
success and failure. "There are only two options before our country
- victory or defeat," Bush declared, brushing
aside the political and military ambiguities of the Iraq War and the War on
But Bush's speech and his curious hand gestures
as he sat behind a desk in the Oval Office suggested a twitchiness
over his apparent realization that the nation increasingly
doubts his leadership.
"If Rush Limbaugh has nothing to hide and has
done nothing wrong, what's the problem
with letting the prosecutor speak to the doctors
and go through all the records?"
Wolf the Whore Blitzer, to Rush's attorney Roy Black, Link
Hi Bart --
You truly seem to have a grasp on a strategy for
victory for a sane candidate in 2008, and in the midterm elections.
From your lips to some inspired Democrats ears... If
I were running, I'd want you to run my campaign -- I'd bank on it....
I am enjoying 86 -- but was so impressed by the
comedian I heard at the end of 86.2 that I take a
quick break to ask-- a voice I don't recognize -- could
you tell us who he is?
The guy who did the bit on concerts was David Spade.
Could Be IS Big
Deep in a remote, fog-layered hollow near Sugar
Grove, W.Va., hidden by fortress-like mountains,
sits the country's largest eavesdropping bug. Located
in a "radio quiet" zone, the station's large parabolic
dishes secretly and silently sweep in millions of private
telephone calls and e-mail messages an hour.
Run by the ultrasecret NSA, the listening post intercepts
all international communications entering the
eastern United States. Another N.S.A. listening post,
in Yakima,Wash., eavesdrops on the western half of the country."
Remember, Bush's Iran-Contra felons are running this entire show.
Know lawbreakers, who needed pardons to escape prison, are in charge
of our privacy.
At his news conference last week, Bush objected
when a reporter characterized his use of executive power
to eavesdrop on Americans without any court order as "unchecked." The
president's sensitivity is understandable.
As he went on to explain, the charge of unchecked power
implies that he is asserting a kind of dictatorial authority
-- precisely what Americans fought, and continue to fight,
against in Iraq. But what are the sources of checks and
balances of a president's authority? They are the Congress,
the courts and, ultimately, the American people.
Based on the facts as reported so far, none of these
appear to have operated as an effective check on this
extraordinary exercise of presidential power."
Do the Democrats have the stones to impeach?
Or would that make us "just like them?
I can't just hear them: "It wouldn't be fair!"
Frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march,
frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march...
"Americans expect NSA to conduct its missions
within the law. But... ."
NSA website, explaining why the Constitution has been overturned, Link
Randi Rhodes' bit in part 2 was EXCELLENT.
How she's saying "so what if people say I'm wrong,
I know I'm right, and I'll stand up for it."
Damn, I wish the Democrats would listen to her show. And
yeah, I mean Hillary, too. ;)
Heh, I never answer my phone either.
The Bill Maher bit was great, too!
of power deserves impeachment
by Joe Conason
Recklessly and audaciously, George W. Bush is driving
the nation whose laws he swore to uphold into
a constitutional crisis. He has claimed the powers of
a medieval monarch and defied the other two branches
of government to deny him. Eventually, despite his party's
monopoly of power, he may force the nation to
choose between his continuing degradation of basic national
values and the terrible remedy of impeachment."
Subject: why I subscribed
You need to go to satellite radio like Howard did.
Don't know how you would get Sirius to sign you up, but
somehow your show needs to get a bigger audience.
I have been spreading the word about Bartcop.com
for about 2 years.
Thanks to Mark Perkel for opening your show to
see what I am missing.
I expected to be informed - and I definitely was - but
being entertained was a huge bonus.
I do read your page daily, but the Radio shows (from
what I heard after hearing all of Part 1)
seem a bit long winded. Great, but long winded, though
very funny as well.
Interesting comment - the "long winded" part.
On the page, I have to use as few words as possible
to save my arm from falling off.
Radio blowhards tend to do the opposite - it takes
them 30 damn minutes to get to the point
because they have hours and hours and hours to fill and
most of them have nothing to say.
So, when I started doing radio, I would talk fast
and cover an entire subject in 3-4 minutes
so I had to learn to s-t-r-e-t-c-h. Also, "real" radio
dudes have a clock and a schedule and they
have to stop in mid-rant or cut-off a guest, I don't
do that. ...but I will try to be less long-winded.
So, being a road warrior, satellite radio would
be a great place for me & many others
to hear you since Clear Channel and others have dumbed-down
radio. - Just a thought.
I did sign up for the "Triple triple" deal which
was my holiday gift to myself.
Thanks for helping to retain sanity under the fuhrer
and Happy Holidays - (screw Bill O'Reilly)
Steve in the blue state of PA
Steve, your stickers and CDs are on the way!
gives Baby Jesus some Myrrh
Editors on Security
President Bush has been summoning newspaper editors
lately in an effort to prevent publication of stories
he considers damaging to national security. The efforts
have failed, but the rare White House sessions with
the executive editors of The Washington Post and New
York Times are an indication of how seriously the
president takes the recent reporting that has raised
questions about the administration's anti-terror tactics...
The admission by two columnists that they accepted
payments from indicted Washington lobbyist
Jack Abramoff may be the tip of a large and rather dirty
Like everything, this Jack Abramoff story is going to take years and years
to drip, drip, drip out.
Can't we just throw them all in jail and be done with it?
For the Democrats, winning elections ought to be easier than Ann Coulter
on the first date.
I have a great slogan for the Democrats for the 2006 mid-term elections:
Are you tired of Bush's buddies in the oil business
making $100 million dollars
PROFIT every single day ($9.9B in 90 days - just for
Exxon-Mobil) while you pay
$800 a month for
heat, yet you shiver thru the whole winter in your long johns?
If so, vote
You see how easy that is?
The Democrats just don't want to win.
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to rape Fourth Amendment
I'm so old, I remember
when Powell was respected
Colin Powell on Sunday supported government eavesdropping
to prevent terrorism but said a major
controversy over presidential powers could have been
avoided by obtaining court warrants. Powell said
that when he was in the Cabinet, he was not told that
Bush authorized domestic spying after 9-11.
Appearing on "This Whore" with Judas maximus, Powell
said he sees "absolutely nothing wrong
with the president authorizing these kinds of actions" to "protect
But he added, "My own judgment is that it didn't
seem to me, anyway, that it would have been
that hard to go get the warrants. And even in the case
of an emergency, you go and do it."
...and to think he was once considered the sane guy in the Giggling
Subject: a lesson for Bart
None of the mainstream media will ever air the truth
because they're all owned by the New World Order;
NBC, CBS, ABC and FOX - owned by Rupert Murdoch,
a New World Order shill, buddy of Larry Silverstein
(who admitted blowing up WTC7 [and indirectly the rest
of the WTC complex] with shaped charges),
has dinner with Hillary Clinton every week.
You sir, are abed with whores.
Andy, you say this Silverstein guy admitted blowing
up the WTC?
I think there'a a chance you might be wrong about that.
And I'm in bed with NBC, CBS, ABC and FOX?
You sure you've been reading this page?
Was watching TV yesterday and the 1996 movie "A
Long Kiss Goodnight" was on,
so I watched it again, only briefly remembering
it from 9 years ago.
Wow! What a movie!
One part of the movie reminded me of our current
giggling murderer impersonating a president.
The premise of the move is that Geena Davis plays a CIA
Assassin who has amnesia and doesn't know her past.
When she finds out, and goes through hell trying to stay
alive because the CIA is trying to kill her, she uncovers a
plot to fake a terrorist attack and blame it on Arab
terrorists in order for the CIA to get additional government funding.
The line that brings this movie into reality is
when Samuel L. Jackson says to the guy planning the attack,
"So you're going to fake an attack and the deaths of
4,000 people to get more money?"
To which the CIA guy answers, "Unfortunately we can't
fake the death of 4,000 people so that part is real."
I'm not sure of the exact words, but the meaning
is the same. In other words, in the movie they are willing
to sacrifice the lives of 4,000 Americans and blame it
on Arab terrorists in order to accomplish their goals.
Sounds an awful like what happened on 9-11 to me!
Day for U.S. Military in Iraq
U.S. patrols had never before ventured into "Whoville," a
neighborhood lined with spacious homes that
they named for the town in "How the Grinch Stole
Soldiers from the 101st Airborne knew they weren't going
to be welcome when they arrived in the dead of night.
It just made sense to nickname the target after the village
raided by Seuss' Grinch on Christmas morning, they said.
"It was appropriate. I did feel like the Grinch," said
Pfc. John Parkes, 31, of Cortland, N.Y.,
a medic in one of several groups called "quick
reaction teams" that respond to roadside explosions.
The raiders broke down doors, confiscated illegal
machine guns, plastic bags of ammunition and gun clips.
Iraqi law allows households to own AK-47s, but with limitations.
For many soldiers in the 101st, it was their second
Christmas in Iraq since the U.S.-led invasion in March 2003.
The brigade, known as "Rakkasans," also raided a village
on Thanksgiving morning this year.
Can you imagine what it's like to slowly realize
that your Commander in Chief has been lying?
You've watched so many friends die, and see arms and
legs on the ground, and then realizing
the whole time you were only there to steal Bush's oil
while Osama is still out there, laughing at us?
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"Of course it should continue. And nobody is
suggesting that the president shouldn't do this."
Colin Powell, on Bush's Fourth Amendment rape, Link
Just now finished listening to show 85.
You read a letter to USWhore Today from a woman
named Reba Shimansky, who said stuff you,
I, and anyone with sense agree with (I forget the exact
subject, something about today's politics.)
Just wanted to let you know that there was a cool article
about Reba a few years ago.
She writes letters like that all the time to the whores
pretending to be journalists. Here's
I once ran into her on the message board at Media
Whores Online way back when,
If you Google her name, a number of liberal sites have
contributions from her. She's awesome.
Hope you and Mrs. Bart have a nice holiday.
Take care, and keep hammering.
Tina the Pillar
Tina, the part I didn't print?
I'm right there with you.
Thanks for being a bartcop.com pillar.
by Bill Maher
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for
There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years.
Because you don't like them!
Besides, I already know what the captain of the football
is doing these days: He's mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who
have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged.
I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks
order, the bigger the asshole.
If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla,
double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light
ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and
one NutraSweet," ...ooh, ...you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese
characters in it doesn't make you spiritual.
It's right above the crack of your ass. And it
translates to "beef with broccoli."
The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying
to God you weren't pregnant.
You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You
know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and
and graduations from rehab. Picking up the stuff
you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving,
it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: No more bathroom attendants. After
I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just
had sex with George Michael. I can't even
tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish.
I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just
want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler
is, I don't need to know "27 Months."
"He's two" will do just fine. He's not a
cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
Subject: Page only please
Since you no longer post daily pages I don't take
the chance on your website any longer
which really sucks because you have/had the best political/humor
website on the nets (IMHO).
Bush bullies hiding bartcop.com from
by entering bartcop.com at
Reveals Social Security Numbers
The federal government is responsible for issuing
Social Security numbers, but it may not be doing enough to
protect these critically personal pieces of information
on its own Web sites. Acting on a tip, InformationWeek
was able to access Web pages that include the names and
Social Security numbers of people involved in
Justice Department-related legal actions. It's a discomforting
discovery at a time when identity theft and fraud
are on the rise. One document on the Justice Department
Executive Office for Immigration Review's site listed
the name and Social Security number of a woman involved
in a 2003 immigration-review case. Another
document from 2002 listed the name and Social Security
number of a man who was being prosecuted for
committing insurance fraud. Other searches of the Justice
Department's site yielded more Social Security
numbers and identifying information."
Subject: More page, less radio
I am a subscriber who always reads and sometimes
My preference is the same as Scott's: "*an excellent
page* every other day,
rather than a rushed so-so page. Do the page
at your own pace."
Thanks for asking,
Alysoun in Seattle
I called Yahoo! and was told by the tech that some
one had deleted my account.
He said since my billing was current he had no idea why
my account was deleted.
He said he had to send it to the engineers to find the
cause and my site should be up Dec 24.
We'll see. If not I will get a new web host.
I have been updating my blog, which is separate
If you care to keep up click the link http://ahnc.blogspot.com.
I'm trying to have a Happy Holiday! I hope you do!
Lisa, maybe Yahoo is run by Rethugs.
Maybe you should give Marc Perkel a
He's the best - and there's no spam at all with his mail service.
86 - torture
Bart, I just listened to part four of show 86.
You managed to present an instance in which any
reasonable person would have to agree with you.
The problem with allowing torture for the one "exception" is
that once you allow that, then it will eventually become the norm.
We all know that any rule that is designed for "reasonable" people
will sooner or later be applied
by "unreasonable" people, i.e., fascists/neocons. That's
why I oppose all torture.
That's also about all I can muster on the subject.
Ron in Tucson
Ron, so, you see the dilemma.
You didn't set yourself on fire, you didn't scream, you didn't call
me "Bush's twin" etc.
It sounds like you agree with me in that, if YOUR son was kidnapped by
you would do whatever it took to rescue him and that's logical, normal and
I "oppose" torture, too.
All sane people do.
My point has always been in that one-in-a-million instance, you might have
to make a tough decision.
When Dukakis said, "No, it would be wrong to
execute my wife's rapist/murderer," he spoke
with his mind instead of his heart and that certainly contributed to his loss. Anytime
you see a recap of
the 1988 debate, that's always the clip they show.
And although you never actually said you'd engage in torture to save [your
son] at least you
acknowledged that there is more to the question than screaming, "Never,
I believe you and I are having a calm, intelligent discussion.
That's been my goal since the subject came up.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $58.43
makes $117,860,000 Bush
stole just yesterday
2159 2172 have
died for Halliburton
Did we really lose Thirteen since
Bush brought in a gusher of blood.
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delayed by a second
Get ready for a minute with 61 seconds. Scientists
are delaying the start of 2006 by the first "leap second"
in seven years, a timing tweak meant to make up for changes
in the Earth's rotation.
They're sticking an extra second into atomic clocks
worldwide at the stroke of midnight CU Time,
the widely adopted international standard, the Institute
of Standards and Technology said this week.
"Enjoy New Year's Eve a second longer," the institute
said, trying to be cute.
"You can toot your horn an extra second this year."
Subject: page vs radio
Hope your holidays were the happiest.
I don't subscribe to your radio broadcast. (That'll
change soon, but not right now.)
I understand that if it's what you do in lieu of
a "real" job, then you have to keep the bucks at leasrt trickling in.
Yes, I LOVE the page and read it without fail...but if
it's not bringing home the bacon, then you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
In other words, I leave the decision of page vs. radio
in your capable hands.
Keep in mind that by making your own ends meet, you're
for the dozens of us out here who think you're the Hammer
--Angel Of Mercy
Bart, you wrote:
> "Reggie Bush says he's available for the NFL
draft. It's the first time the words
> 'Bush' and 'available for the draft' have
ever been in the same sentence."
> -- Jay Leno
Isn't it funny (or tragic?) that it is only now
that the likes of Jay Leno
are taking swipes at the Godly Bush. It must be "safe" to
do so now.
Good on you Bart, you've been taking the hammer
to them for years.
Paul from Paris
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Using his numbers, 18 million more people in Africa would be dead/dying
if he was ugly or plain looking.
Ain't life a bitch?
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Oklahoma Today magazine picked the country singer
who won "American Idol" this year,
saying she has the character and humility, yadda, yadda,
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