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"People have begun to speak of impeaching Bush
-- not in hushed whispers but openly, in newspapers,
in ordinary conversations and even in Congress.
I believe they are right to do so. I have been disturbed
by the torture scandals and the violations
of criminal laws at the highest levels of our government.
There is growing evidence that Bush deliberately
misled the country into the war. But it wasn't until the
wiretapping that I felt the same sinking feeling
in my stomach as I did during Watergate."
Former Rep. Elizabeth Holtzman, who voted to impeach Nixon in 1974,
the Ken Lay Factor
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Confirmation of Samuel Alito would put the right
wing of the U.S. Supreme Court within reach of imposing
the radical theory of the "unitary executive,"
which cedes to the President extraordinary powers over national
security and federal regulations. Agencies --
like the Securities and Exchange Commission -- would be stripped
of their independence, leaving open the question
of how George W. Bush might deal with a future Enron case
when a big donor like Kenneth Lay is facing ruin
if an accounting investigation digs too deep.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
to Lie under Oath on Domestic Spying
will lie as much as Alito did
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (R-Waterboarder)
said Friday he will testify publicly at a Senate hearing
on Bush Big brother policy in the face of questions
from lawmakers and legal analysts about whether it is lawful.
Gonzales said he reached an agreement with Sen.
Arlen Specter to answer questions about the legal basis for the
NSA'a sticking their damn nose into every American's
"We believe Bush is a King," Gonzales said at
a news conference at the Justice Department.
"The King can do whatever he wants as long as
we're at war with an idea like terrorism."
Headed for Confirmation
Well sure - only the Democrats stand in hiw way
Samuel Alito coasted toward confirmation to the
Whore Court justice Thursday,
ending 18 boring hours with Democrats showing
little appetite for doing their damn jobs.
Democrats contend the fascist bastard is likely
to swing the court to the right.
Gee, nothing gets past those Democrats.
I'm so ashamed to be a member of this party of
quitters and crybabies..
Subject: Ken the right-winger
Might want to show this to your buddy Ken the
Why does Cornyn hate America?
Why won't he just hang up his dunce cap?
Note: The link is a 15-second video of Sen. Cornyn (R) getting
Alito's name wrong.
Ken the right winger said, "Any senator who
cannot even remember how to pronounce
the name of a Supreme Court Justice nominee
should hang up his dunce cap."
is too pussy to invade us
An oil rich country? Taunting
Bush to invade?
TEHRAN, Iran - Iran threatened on Friday
to end all voluntary cooperation with the U.N. nuclear watchdog
if it is referred to the U.N. Security Council
for possible sanctions over its controversial nuclear program.
Foreign Minister Manny Motti said Europeans will
lose opportunities they currently have in dealing with Iran
and Tehran would block snap inspections of its
nuclear facilities, state-run television reported.
"In case Iran is referred to the U.N. Security
Council ..., the government will be obliged to end all of its
voluntary cooperation," the television quoted
Mottaki as saying.
Please, Mr. Bush, would you please invade us,
murder us, rape us, make us form man-piles naked,
and torture our citizens in all ways possible
and please - if you can find a way - can you steal our oil?
If there weren't so many thousands of people dying, and so many thousands
of American families
being squandered, this would be a semi-fun story. If you take out all
the misery, death, broken homes,
torture and funerals etc - this might be entertaining - but's it's
Subject: don't misunderestimate
Remember when Hillary's book came out?
Every Repub A-hole plus Susan Estridge made fun
of it and predicted a flop.
They read exerpts and laughed.
Tucker Carlson had to eat shoe cake.
Don't get me started on Susan Estridge - she's another Juan Williams.
I also remember the vulgar Pigboy's guarantee that Hillary wouldn't
run for the senate.
When she ran, he then guaranteed she'd lose.
Rudy withdrew from the race and that Rick Lazio character got his ass
I wonder whatever happened to him?
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Kincaid with you-know-who
"Overall, 15 percent of respondents reported
being directly affected by alcohol at work,
either by drinking on the job or shortly
before heading to work or working with a hangover.
Nineteen percent made it a monthly
habit and 11 percent reported weekly use or impairment.
-- Carolyn Thompson of the Whore AP, so it
might be false Link
Something's wrong here.
I've published this page high.
I've published this page drunk,
If you're high or drunk, you can't hardly do a good job.
You're supposed to get high or drunk after the
work is done.
I have, like the best job in the whole country.
I can do my job in my underwear while drinking and smokin cheap-ass
Mexican dirt weed,
but the page would be different if I let my vices control my
Funny how vices are - anything can take over your life.
Poker, pot, sex, power, shooting pool, your pet, downloading
porn, pinball, food, politics, Tetris...
That's why anti-sex, gambling, liquor laws are so useless.
It's going to happen - might as well contrrol and
Der Monkey said something about immigration
Isn't that MY argument for legalizing
All illegal pot does is empower the dealers
and the guy selling pot
just might have some dangerous drugs to
sell you, too.
If you could grow some on your porch you'd
never meet the criminal dealers.
nose on live TV
"I'm not any kind of a bigot."
-- Samuel Alito, lying under oath again,
It doesn't matter who the hell the Democrats nominate
for president in 2008 if we don't get the
freaking Diebold-type ballot boxes fixed. Personally,
I prefer General Clark to Clinton, but both
are fighters who would run an effective, centrist
campaign to attract political independents and moderates.
Regrettably, the Democratic candidate does not
exist who can defeat the BFEE as long as the whore
news media and "silent majority" of voters -
that's us - continue to tacitly approve the electronic highjacking
of the electoral process. The way things are
going now, we'll be lucky if we don't wake up one morning in
November 2008 to find out that Jenna Bush is
Keep on swinging that hammer,
P.S. I updated my passport after the last bogus
election and have been looking for work in Canada ever since.
The recruiters I talk to tell me they have been
overwhelmed with Americans seeking employment there.
Phil, I agree that if the Democrats don't wake up about Diebold, we'll
for Bush to torture children?
Cassel: If the President deems that he's
got to torture somebody, including by
crushing the testicles of the person's child, there is no law that can
Cassel: Also no law by Congress. That
is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo.
Yoo: I think
it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that.
"We're down with that - screw those
kids - Bush is our hero."
Do you realize if Hillary gets elected that we
have the possibility
of a Bush or a Clinton being in the Whitehouse
for 36 years straight?
That beats 36 years of Bush...
An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice
to steal the 2008 presidential election.
Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic
War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist
attack upon the nation.
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"Judge Alito, I am sorry that you've had to
go through this.
I am sorry that your family has had
to sit here and listen to this."
Senator Lindsay Graham after making Mrs. Alito cry,
BCR Show 87 is near.
Subject: bartcop sticker spotted
Bart, this morning, in downtown OKC, parked on
the street in front of my parking garage,
I saw a car (not mine) sporting a Bartcop.com
Eddy the Pillar
WPE sticker! Free with your
Plus a bartcop.com ovals and
"I Miss Clinton" bonus sticker.
Three stickers for one donation!
has good stuff.
A scene from the new movie aftershock
Here to see a preview of Aftershock
Thanks to Anne and the Aftershock
Have you seen Aftershock?
"Borkemada's wife crying during the hearings
is getting a lot of ink today. One thing they
seem to miss is that she started crying during
Lindsay Graham's questioning, and he helped
prepare Alito for the hearings. Hmmm..that
seems a little fishy, doesn't it?"
-- Chris Bowers, Link
There's been a lot of talk about Alito's membership
in the Conservative Bastards of Princeton.
It was a racist organization formed to keep blacks,
woman and gays off the Princeton campus.
Obviously, he put that on his resume when applying
for a job with Reagan because he knew
Reagan was a racist bastard and he wanted to
bolster his racist credentials by listing the CBP.
Why are Democrats too sacless to speak the obvious?
Subject: Hugh Thompson - Hero
'll have a shot right along with you.
It is too bad Kerry lacked his guts in '04.
That's something i will never understand.
Sumey, I don't get it, either.
Are all Democratic leaders susceptible to blackmail?
Can that many of our heroes be that flawed?
Could *I*, Bartcop, turn out to be America's
left's best, last hope?
Let's hope not.
My dream position would be to hold the title:
guy on their team."
That means everyone on our team is smarter
Right now, I feel like one of the sharper
knives in the Democratic drawer and
it's a damn shame that they can't come up with
any better fighters than Ol' Bart.
We are the party of science and logic,
...yet we can't draw a crowd?
Got a message you want others to see?
345 People Die in Hajj Stampede
they do this every year?
MINA, Saudi Arabia - Thousands of Muslims surging
to complete a stoning ritual before sunset stampeded
Thursday after some pilgrims tripped over dropped
luggage, causing a pileup that killed at least 345 people
in the second tragedy to hit this year's hajj.
Saudi authorities have sought for years to ease
the flow of increasingly mammoth crowds during the annual
Islamic pilgrimage, but the deaths on the final
day of the stoning of the devil ritual underlined the difficulty in
managing one of the world's biggest religious
events, which this year drew more than 2.5 million followers.
The stampede came a week after another hajj disaster
— the Jan. 5 collapse of a building being used as
a pilgrims' hotel that killed 76 people in Mecca.
Most old people know that Mother's Day was invented by Hallmark Cards.
If you didn't buy their product in the Spring, ...you just didn't love
That kinda marketing makes Karl Rove look like a newbie.
In the Muslim faith, you must visit Mecca or Medina once
a year, right?
Did Saudi Airlines invent that Mecca/Medina rule?
I've heard Randi Rhodes once or twice.
Yes, she's a good - progressive.
But she played the song "Bounce Your Boobies!".
I'd expect that from Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jim from Roswell
Dude, it's so much better than that.
Are you for real? Because if you heard 15 minutes of RR
you'd get it.
No telling what you're exact complaint here is, but hopefully having
Internet radio show doesn't preclude one from having a good time.
Relax your booby-phobia and enjoy the best player on our team.
How many years will the campaign last on The
Don't you agree it was a great mistake to drag that on and on?
I guess they got stuck after NBC demanded Martin Sheen be fired for
being right about the war.
One ray of subshine is the remarkable Janeane Garofalo.
She owns the Louise Thornton role - she's fantastic in it.
I didn't know she was that good of an actress.
She's the best part of this campaign-forever storyline they have.
Bill Maher on Larry King tonight.
He's always great on Larry King, because Larry says, "What
about this issue,"
and then Maher does 2-3 minutes on it so it's just like a stand-up
Wolf the Whore is wetting himself with excitement as he breathlessly
pats his own network
on the back because CNN got an "exclusive" interview with Pickles Bush.
Gee, Wolf, you bastards are soooo connected at CNN.
How can you contain the excitement?
Be sure and catch the 2 hour premier of 24
People I trust say you'll never forget the first ten minutes
Subject: I'm a scumbag
god bless george bush
Bush has gotten over 2200 soldiers killed.
He needs a lot more than imaginary blessings from the non-existent
Invisible Cloud Being.
Were safer because of his steadfastness to duty,
honor and dedication.
Safer as in 9-11?
Safer as in no more Constitution?
Safer as in North Korea now having the bomb?
Safer as in constant living in fear?
unlike president Clinton who was only seeking
the next blowjob,
and not being caught and disbarred, and impeached
for LYING to the American peoples.
Impeachment is an accusation, nothing more
and he was found innocent of all charges - remember?
It wasnt sex...
it was his LIES..
that cost him His BAR.
Did 2214 soldiers die when Clinton misled us about his personal sex
Subject: Biden & Leahy
With Democrats like Biden (either apologizing
before asking a direct question, or making jokes
instead of being serious) and Leahy ( I'd rather
be Mr. Nice Guy than do the peoples work),
no wonder the Republicans keep winning.
Maybe Biden and Leahy are afraid Chris Matthews
will say they're being too mean to the Judge.
At least Ted Kennedy, Herb Kohl, and Dick Durbin
tried to get Alito to tell the truth.
Yes, they make me sick...
Bush bullies hiding bartcop.com
by entering bartcop.com at
friend in Literary brouhaha
Is Shirley's friend, JT LeRoy, a real person?
Hollywood has always been a town that embraces
But when two high-profile, film-friendly authors
-- James Frey and JT LeRoy -- were exposed
this week for possibly conning the public about
their identities and the details of their work,
industryites found themselves in the uncomfortable
position of answering questions about
how several projects based on now-suspect books
might be affected.
The controversy surrounding LeRoy, whose very
existence has been called into question after a
New York Whore Times article published Sunday,
has sparked an immediate fallout.
The Times article contended that LeRoy, who has
claimed to be an HIV-positive former teen
street hustler, has been played in public by
Savannah Knoop and that LeRoy's three critically
acclaimed books might have been written by Laura
Albert, who has said she helped discover LeRoy.
I watched James Frey on Larry King Wednesday night.
He was all weasel words.
The book's "message" is true.
The book's "spirit" is true.
That means the details in the book are false.
About JT Leroy
JT LeRoy been a publishing sensation since his
first novel came out in 2000. His stories are described
as being autobiographical -- which may be a problem
as it becomes clearer that LeRoy is a hoax.
Shirley wrote at least two songs about her friend,
Cherry Lips - It seemed like rainbows
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash and suddenly a
spell was cast
You're such a delicate boy.
Bleed like me - JT gets all fucked up
in some karaoke bar
After two drinks he's a loser after three
drinks he's a star
Getting all nostalgic he sings "I Will Survive"
If J.T. LeRoy isn't a real person, Ms. Manson
might have a credibility crisis.
Shirley - say it isn't so.
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I can't wait to get the new one rocking.
I'm hoping to cut my hourglass watching in half.
Jesus fucking Christ, with Alitos' help when he's
confirmed, Bush will be a damn dictator,
and all Biden can do is crack a kissass joke.
These spineless Dems are really starting to piss me off.
I'm beginning to root for the neo-cons to REALLY
fuck people over.
Maybe then SOMEONE in authority to grow a set
Whoever said "You get the kind of Government
you deserve," was right on.
Vet in LA
trade soldiers lives for cash - got any?"
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$64.58 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2214 have died for Halliburton
Bush is willing to pay that price.
Bush's gusher of blood.
I voted for Kerry and I truly hoped he'd win.
I don't see how he couldn't, honestly, if he'd
just have stood up and fought.
word on the Democratic tutus
You've often called my unrelated namesake, Sen.
"Bush's rubber-stamp". I sure can't argue with
And Sen. Kerry let a hell of a lot of us down
when he rushed to throw in the towel in 2004.
And it's hard to match old Zel Lieberman when
it comes to sucking up to the evil Bush administration.
But when it comes to sheer self-aggrandizing stupidity
and mealy-mouthed assholery, no one can touch Joe Biden.
He'd knock down his grandmother to be first on
camera to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory or sell out his party
on any issue. There he was on Wednesday volunteering
to Wolf (R. - Whore) that he didn't think there would be a
filibuster on the Alito nomination.
He may well be right, but that's no reason to
supply Wolf with the "Prominent Dem says..." headline when
the hearings are barely half over. I'd be astounded
if I hadn't seen him do this sort of thing over and over.
And this buffoon actually thinks he could be
the party's nominee in 2008.
Damn, it's hard to be a Democrat.
Dan, dittoes to that.
When Biden makes cute with Condi I want to hurl chunks.
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get the joke?
Did you see the Denny Crane Tuesday night?
It had a great but super-short joke buried in the dialog.
Denny Crane (Star Trek's William Shatner) was propositioned by a foxy
(Joanna Cassidy looking mas fina) at a hotel bar where he was
to give a speech..
They did the nasty - will the Invisible Cloud Being ever
Denny tells his confidant Alan Shore that this girl gave him a cell
so they could keep in constant contact. Then Denny's phone rings.
His cell phone ring is personalized.
When he flipped open the cell phone, it made that digital 1967 Star
Trek Tricorder opening sound.
He'll always be Captain Kirk.
a fun mini-movie
Hey you lying whores!
Lindsey Graham was talking when she started crying,
on orders from Karl Rove, obviously.
...and Lindsey Graham isn't a Democrat.
"I think Tim McGraw's got it. The Democrats
need candidates whom people can relate to
in a personal way, people who understand
their lives and their concerns and share their values.
And I think that's something Tim can
do without even pretending."
-- Big Dog, trying to get him into politics Link
Subject: Bush's crimes
Bart, you wrote:
>I have a question:
>How does revealing that Bush is spying on
everybody help the >terrorists?
>Don't terrorists assume they're being spied
>How did the revelation of Bush's crimes help
This war is Bush vs. the terrorists.
In Bush's mind, if you're not with him, you're
By that logic, if you disagree with anything
he ever does or plans to do or did in the past,
or if you think he may be acting a bit like a
smug, rights-trampling fascist and you expose
the facts that point to such a conclusion, you're
not "with" him. Hence you are against him.
Hence, the other side of the war just gained a
Jolie preggers with Brad Pitt
Jennifer Aniston blindsided with the news
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