Politics * Sarcasm * U2 * Chinaco * Humor * Poker * Ridicule * Travel Guide * Revenge * Bartcop Radio
News and comment not approved by Karl Rove
Established 1996

Donate Once

Subscribe to Bartcop

Contact Us

Thurs-Monday   Jan 12-15, 2006    Volume 1688 - Gutless Quitters 

Quote of the Day

"The technical legal term for that is poppycock."  
    -- Harvard law professor Laurence Tribe, on Dubya's 
        claim that domestic eavesdropping is legal,   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Alito & Ken Lay
Gonzales = Perjury 
Torture Children? 
Alito headed for a win
Shirley's problem 
Bush's incompetence
Iran: Bush is pussy 
I voted for Kerry 
Jolie-Pitt Preggers



Support Bartcop.com PO Box 54466 , Tulsa, OK 74155PayPal to https://www.paypal.com/affil/pal=bartcop@bartcop.com



"People have begun to speak of impeaching Bush -- not in hushed whispers but openly, in newspapers, 
in ordinary conversations and even in Congress.  I believe they are right to do so. I have been disturbed 
by the torture scandals and the violations of criminal laws at the highest levels of our government.
There is growing evidence that Bush deliberately misled the country into the war. But it wasn't until the 
wiretapping that I felt the same sinking feeling in my stomach as I did during Watergate."  
     -- Former Rep. Elizabeth Holtzman, who voted to impeach Nixon in 1974,   Link


Alito & the Ken Lay Factor
  by Robert Parry  as seen on consortiumnews.com


Confirmation of Samuel Alito would put the right wing of the U.S. Supreme Court within reach of imposing 
the radical theory of the "unitary executive," which cedes to the President extraordinary powers over national 
security and federal regulations. Agencies -- like the Securities and Exchange Commission -- would be stripped 
of their independence, leaving open the question of how George W. Bush might deal with a future Enron case 
when a big donor like Kenneth Lay is facing ruin if an accounting investigation digs too deep.

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet.


Gonzales to Lie under Oath on Domestic Spying 
 Tortureboy will lie as much as Alito did


Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (R-Waterboarder) said Friday he will testify publicly at a Senate hearing 
on Bush Big brother policy in the face of questions from lawmakers and legal analysts about whether it is lawful. 
Gonzales said he reached an agreement with Sen. Arlen Specter to answer questions about the legal basis for the 
NSA'a sticking their damn nose into every American's business.

"We believe Bush is a King," Gonzales said at a news conference at the Justice Department. 
"The King can do whatever he wants as long as we're at war with an idea like terrorism."


Alito Appears Headed for Confirmation 
 Well sure - only the Democrats stand in hiw way


Samuel Alito coasted toward confirmation to the Whore Court justice Thursday, 
ending 18 boring hours with Democrats showing little appetite for doing their damn jobs.

Democrats contend the fascist bastard is likely to swing the court to the right.

Gee, nothing gets past those Democrats.
I'm so ashamed to be a member of this party of quitters and crybabies..


Subject: Ken the right-winger

Hey Bart,

Might want to show this to your buddy Ken the right-winger.


Why does Cornyn hate America?
Why won't he just hang up his dunce cap?


Note: The link is a 15-second video of Sen. Cornyn (R) getting Alito's name wrong.
Ken the right winger said, "Any senator who cannot even remember how to pronounce
the name of a Supreme Court Justice nominee should hang up his dunce cap."


Iran: Bush is too pussy to invade us
 An oil rich country? Taunting Bush to invade?


TEHRAN, Iran -  Iran threatened on Friday to end all voluntary cooperation with the U.N. nuclear watchdog 
if it is referred to the U.N. Security Council for possible sanctions over its controversial nuclear program. 

Foreign Minister Manny Motti said Europeans will lose opportunities they currently have in dealing with Iran 
and Tehran would block snap inspections of its nuclear facilities, state-run television reported.

"In case Iran is referred to the U.N. Security Council ..., the government will be obliged to end all of its 
voluntary cooperation," the television quoted Mottaki as saying.

Please, Mr. Bush, would you please invade us, murder us, rape us, make us form man-piles naked, 
and torture our citizens in all ways possible and please - if you can find a way - can you steal our oil?

If there weren't so many thousands of people dying, and so many thousands of American families 
being squandered, this would be a semi-fun story. If you take out all the misery, death, broken homes, 
torture and funerals etc - this might be entertaining - but's it's not.


Subject: don't misunderestimate Hillary

Remember when Hillary's book came out?
Every Repub A-hole plus Susan Estridge made fun of it and predicted a flop.
They read exerpts and laughed.

Tucker Carlson had to eat shoe cake.
Pat B

Don't get me started on Susan Estridge - she's another Juan Williams.
I also remember the vulgar Pigboy's guarantee that Hillary wouldn't run for the senate.
When she ran, he then guaranteed she'd lose.

Rudy withdrew from the race and that Rick Lazio character got his ass kicked.
I wonder whatever happened to him?


"Head-On" is now listed with iTunes and is
rebroadcast Tues-Fri at radiopower.org from 3-6 pm. ET.

Bob Kincaid with you-know-who


"Overall, 15 percent of respondents reported being directly affected by alcohol at work,
  either by drinking on the job or shortly before heading to work or working with a hangover. 
  Nineteen percent made it a monthly habit and 11 percent reported weekly use or impairment.
     -- Carolyn Thompson of the Whore AP, so it might be false   Link   

 Something's wrong here.

 I've published this page high.
 I've published this page drunk,

 ...but rarely.

 If you're high or drunk, you can't hardly do a good job.
 You're supposed to get high or drunk after the work is done.

 I have, like the best job in the whole country.
 I can do my job in my underwear while drinking and smokin cheap-ass Mexican dirt weed,
 but the page would be different if I let my vices control my life.

 Funny how vices are - anything can take over your life.
 Poker, pot, sex, power, shooting pool, your pet, downloading porn, pinball, food, politics, Tetris... 

 That's why anti-sex, gambling, liquor laws are so useless.
 It's going to happen - might as well contrrol and regulate it.
Der Monkey said something about immigration and prohibition.
Isn't that MY argument for legalizing pot?
All illegal pot does is empower the dealers and the guy selling pot
just might have some dangerous drugs to sell you, too.
If you could grow some on your porch you'd never meet the criminal dealers.


Condi picks nose on live TV




"I'm not any kind of a bigot."  
   -- Samuel Alito, lying under oath again,   Link 


Subject: Hillary

Hey Bartcop,

It doesn't matter who the hell the Democrats nominate for president in 2008 if we don't get the
freaking Diebold-type ballot boxes fixed. Personally, I prefer General Clark to Clinton, but both
are fighters who would run an effective, centrist campaign to attract political independents and moderates.

Regrettably, the Democratic candidate does not exist who can defeat the BFEE as long as the whore
news media and "silent majority" of voters - that's us - continue to tacitly approve the electronic highjacking
of the electoral process. The way things are going now, we'll be lucky if we don't wake up one morning in
November 2008 to find out that Jenna Bush is our prezdint.

Keep on swinging that hammer,

P.S. I updated my passport after the last bogus election and have been looking for work in Canada ever since.
The recruiters I talk to tell me they have been overwhelmed with Americans seeking employment there.

Phil, I agree that if the Democrats don't wake up about Diebold, we'll lose.


It's legal for Bush to torture children?


Cassel: If the President deems that he's got to torture somebody, including by 
             crushing the testicles of the person's child, there is no law that can stop him?
Yoo:      No treaty.
Cassel: Also no law by Congress. That is what you wrote in the August 2002 memo.
Yoo:      I think it depends on why the President thinks he needs to do that.

  "We're down with that - screw those kids - Bush is our hero."


Subject: yikes

Do you realize if Hillary gets elected that we have the possibility
of a Bush or a Clinton being in the Whitehouse for 36 years straight?


That beats 36 years of Bush...


 Chapter Fourteen

An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice President, conspires
to steal the 2008 presidential election. Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist attack upon the nation.

Click to Enter


"Judge Alito, I am sorry that you've had to go through this. 
  I am sorry that your family has had to sit here and listen to this." 
  -- Senator Lindsay Graham after making Mrs. Alito cry,   Link


 BCR Show 87 is near.


Subject: bartcop sticker spotted

Bart, this morning, in downtown OKC, parked on the street in front of my parking garage,
I saw a car (not mine) sporting a Bartcop.com WPE sticker.

Eddy the Pillar



Get your WPE sticker!    Free with your donation,

Plus a bartcop.com ovals and "I Miss Clinton" bonus sticker.
Three stickers for one donation!

Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

A scene from the new movie aftershock

Click  Here  to see a preview of Aftershock

Thanks to Anne and the Aftershock gang.
Have you seen Aftershock?


"Borkemada's wife crying during the hearings is getting a lot of ink today.  One thing they 
seem to miss is that she started crying during Lindsay Graham's questioning, and he helped 
prepare Alito for the hearings. Hmmm..that seems a little fishy, doesn't it?"  
    -- Chris Bowers,   Link



There's been a lot of talk about Alito's membership in the Conservative Bastards of Princeton.
It was a racist organization formed to keep blacks, woman and gays off the Princeton campus.

Obviously, he put that on his resume when applying for a job with Reagan because he knew
Reagan was a racist bastard and he wanted to bolster his racist credentials by listing the CBP.

Why are Democrats too sacless to speak the obvious?


Subject: Hugh Thompson - Hero

'll have a shot right along with you.

It is too bad Kerry lacked his guts in '04.
That's something i will never understand.


Sumey, I don't get it, either.
Are all Democratic leaders susceptible to blackmail?
Can that many of our heroes be that flawed?
Could *I*, Bartcop, turn out to be America's left's best, last hope?

ha ha

Let's hope not.
My dream position would be to hold the title: "Worst guy on their team."
That means everyone on our team is smarter than me.

Right now, I feel like one of the sharper knives in the Democratic drawer and
it's a damn shame that they can't come up with any better fighters than Ol' Bart.

We are the party of science and logic,

...yet we can't draw a crowd?


Got a message you want others to see?
 advertise on  bartcop.com

At Least 345 People Die in Hajj Stampede 
 Don't they do this every year?


MINA, Saudi Arabia - Thousands of Muslims surging to complete a stoning ritual before sunset stampeded 
Thursday after some pilgrims tripped over dropped luggage, causing a pileup that killed at least 345 people 
in the second tragedy to hit this year's hajj. 

Saudi authorities have sought for years to ease the flow of increasingly mammoth crowds during the annual 
Islamic pilgrimage, but the deaths on the final day of the stoning of the devil ritual underlined the difficulty in 
managing one of the world's biggest religious events, which this year drew more than 2.5 million followers.

The stampede came a week after another hajj disaster the Jan. 5 collapse of a building being used as 
a pilgrims' hotel that killed 76 people in Mecca.

Most old people know that Mother's Day was invented by Hallmark Cards.
If you didn't buy their product in the Spring, ...you just didn't love your mother
That kinda marketing makes Karl Rove look like a newbie.

In the Muslim faith, you must visit Mecca or Medina once a year, right?
Did Saudi Airlines invent that Mecca/Medina rule?



Subject: Randi Rhodes


I've heard Randi Rhodes once or twice.
Yes, she's a good - progressive.

But she played the song "Bounce Your Boobies!".
I'd  expect that from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Jim from Roswell

Dude, it's so much better than that.
Are you for real?   Because if you heard 15 minutes of RR you'd get it.
No telling what you're exact complaint here is, but hopefully having a cutting-edge
Internet radio show doesn't preclude one from having a good time.

Relax your booby-phobia and enjoy the best player on our team.


TV Stuff

How many years will the campaign last on The West Wing?
Don't you agree it was a great mistake to drag that on and on?
I guess they got stuck after NBC demanded Martin Sheen be fired for being right about the war.
One ray of subshine is the remarkable Janeane Garofalo.

She owns the Louise Thornton role - she's fantastic in it.
I didn't know she was that good of an actress.
She's the best part of this campaign-forever storyline they have.

Other stuff
Bill Maher on Larry King tonight.
He's always great on Larry King, because Larry says, "What about this issue," 
and then Maher does 2-3 minutes on it so it's just like a stand-up hour.

Wolf the Whore is wetting himself with excitement as he breathlessly pats his own network
on the back because CNN got an "exclusive" interview with Pickles Bush.
Gee, Wolf, you bastards are soooo connected at CNN.
How can you contain the excitement?

Be sure and catch the 2 hour premier of 24 Sunday night.
People I trust say you'll never forget the first ten minutes 


Subject: I'm a scumbag

god bless george bush

Bush has gotten over 2200 soldiers killed.
He needs a lot more than imaginary blessings from the non-existent Invisible Cloud Being.

Were safer because of his steadfastness to duty, honor and dedication.

ha ha
Safer as in 9-11?
Safer as in no more Constitution?
Safer as in North Korea now having the bomb?

Safer as in constant living in fear?

unlike president Clinton who was only seeking the next blowjob,
and not being caught and disbarred, and impeached for LYING to the American peoples.

Impeachment is an accusation, nothing more
and he was found innocent of all charges - remember?

It wasnt sex...
it was his LIES..
that cost him His BAR.

Mike Dillhole

Did 2214 soldiers die when Clinton misled us about his personal sex life?


Subject: Biden & Leahy

With Democrats like Biden (either apologizing before asking a direct question, or making jokes
instead of being serious) and Leahy ( I'd rather be Mr. Nice Guy than do the peoples work), 
no wonder the Republicans keep winning.  

Maybe Biden and Leahy are afraid Chris Matthews will say they're being too mean to the Judge.  
At least Ted Kennedy, Herb Kohl, and Dick Durbin tried to get Alito to tell the truth.


Yes, they make me sick...


Thanks to  

Bush bullies hiding  bartcop.com  from you?

Surf anonymously
by entering bartcop.com at

Shirley's friend in Literary brouhaha
 Is Shirley's friend, JT LeRoy, a real person?


Hollywood has always been a town that embraces self-invented personalities.

But when two high-profile, film-friendly authors -- James Frey and JT LeRoy -- were exposed
this week for possibly conning the public about their identities and the details of their work,
industryites found themselves in the uncomfortable position of answering questions about
how several projects based on now-suspect books might be affected.

The controversy surrounding LeRoy, whose very existence has been called into question after a
New York Whore Times article published Sunday, has sparked an immediate fallout.

The Times article contended that LeRoy, who has claimed to be an  HIV-positive former teen
street hustler, has been played in public by Savannah Knoop and that LeRoy's three critically
acclaimed books might have been written by Laura Albert, who has said she helped discover LeRoy.

I watched James Frey on Larry King Wednesday night.
He was all weasel words.
The book's "message" is true.
The book's "spirit" is true.

That means the details in the book are false.

The Truth About JT Leroy


JT LeRoy been a publishing sensation since his first novel came out in 2000. His stories are described
as being autobiographical -- which may be a problem as it becomes clearer that LeRoy is a hoax.

Shirley wrote at least two songs about her friend, JT LeRoy.

Cherry Lips - It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came near the clouds would disappear
Because you looked just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash and suddenly a spell was cast
You're such a delicate boy.

Bleed like me - JT gets all fucked up in some karaoke bar
After two drinks he's a loser after three drinks he's a star
Getting all nostalgic he sings "I Will Survive"
If J.T. LeRoy isn't a real person, Ms. Manson might have a credibility crisis.

Shirley - say it isn't so.



We're attempting to streamline our mail.
To have a better chance of haveing your e-mail seen, note the different mailboxes.

bartcop-images@bartcop.com   if you have a cartoon or graphic of some kind.

bartcop-news@bartcop.com   if you have a news story or column you'd like yo see run

ads@bartcop.com  if you want to run a banner ads - or have questions about ads

bartcop-personal@bartcop.com  if you have some off-topic, personal thing to say

bartcop-radio@bartcop.com  for radio comments, most of these get printed.

Comments?    is for feedback on something you read here

Also, still on the old computer.
I can't wait to get the new one rocking.
I'm hoping to cut my hourglass watching in half.

Subject: Alito

Jesus fucking Christ, with Alitos' help when he's confirmed, Bush will be a damn dictator, 
and all Biden can do is crack a kissass joke. These spineless Dems are really starting to piss me off. 

I'm beginning to root for the neo-cons to REALLY fuck people over. 
Maybe then SOMEONE in authority to grow a set of nuts. 
Whoever said "You get the kind of Government you deserve," was right on.  

Vet in LA


"I trade soldiers lives for cash - got any?"

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $64.58 a barrel
makes $129,160,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2210 2214 have died for Halliburton

Bush is willing to pay that price.

Bush's gusher of blood.


I voted for Kerry


I voted for Kerry and I truly hoped he'd win.  
He didn't.  
I don't see how he couldn't, honestly, if he'd just have stood up and fought.


Subject: a word on the Democratic tutus

You've often called my unrelated namesake, Sen. Leahy,
"Bush's rubber-stamp". I sure can't argue with that.

And Sen. Kerry let a hell of a lot of us down when he rushed to throw in the towel in 2004.
And it's hard to match old Zel Lieberman when it comes to sucking up to the evil Bush administration.

But when it comes to sheer self-aggrandizing stupidity and mealy-mouthed assholery, no one can touch Joe Biden. 
He'd knock down his grandmother to be first on camera to grasp defeat from the jaws of victory or sell out his party 
on any issue. There he was on Wednesday volunteering to Wolf  (R. - Whore) that he didn't think there would be a 
filibuster on the Alito nomination. 

He may well be right, but that's no reason to supply Wolf with the "Prominent Dem says..." headline when 
the hearings are barely half over. I'd be astounded if I hadn't seen him do this sort of thing over and over. 
And this buffoon actually thinks he could be the party's nominee in 2008.

Damn, it's hard to be a Democrat.
Dan Leahy

Dan, dittoes to that.
When Biden makes cute with Condi I want to hurl chunks.


Donate $28 (or more) and get a 
3  months of 

3 8 BCR Discs

BCR 84
the 4-disk BCR 85 and the
  BCR 86 Christmas Special   Woo Hoo!
delivered directly to your home like magic
That's EIGHT CDs  (instead of 6)  for just $28

3 Part Sticker Package, ....

 It's a 
If you PayPal, be sure and include your street address
so I can mail your  CDs to you.
Click to send PayPal

If you snail mail, be sure and include your e-mail address
so I can set up your  subscription.
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

If you're already a subscriber, keep the discs and the stickers
and give the 90 days of BCR to that smart-ass ditto-monkey at work.
 Eight CDs for just $28 (cheap)

Click to send PayPal

Did you get the joke?

Did you see the Denny Crane Tuesday night?
It had a great but super-short joke buried in the dialog.

Denny Crane (Star Trek's William Shatner) was propositioned by a foxy older gal
(Joanna Cassidy looking mas fina) at a hotel bar where he was to give a speech..

They did the nasty - will the Invisible Cloud Being ever forgive them?

Denny tells his confidant Alan Shore that this girl gave him a cell phone, 
so they could keep in constant contact.  Then Denny's phone rings.  
His cell phone ring is personalized.

When he flipped open the cell phone, it made that digital 1967 Star Trek Tricorder opening sound.

ha ha

He'll always be Captain Kirk.


Click for a fun mini-movie

FOX Whore News

Hey you lying whores!
Lindsey Graham was talking when she started crying,
on orders from Karl Rove, obviously.
...and Lindsey Graham isn't a Democrat.


"I think Tim McGraw's got it.  The Democrats need candidates whom people can relate to 
  in a personal way, people who understand their lives and their concerns and share their values. 
 And I think that's something Tim can do without even pretending."
   -- Big Dog, trying to get him into politics   Link


Subject: Bush's crimes

Bart, you  wrote:

>I have a question:
>How does revealing that Bush is spying on everybody help the >terrorists?

>Don't terrorists assume they're being spied on?
>How did the revelation of Bush's crimes help them?

This war is Bush vs. the terrorists. 
In Bush's mind, if you're not with him, you're against him. 
By that logic, if you disagree with anything he ever does or plans to do or did in the past, 
or if you think he may be acting a bit like a smug, rights-trampling fascist and you expose 
the facts that point to such a conclusion, you're not "with" him. Hence you are against him. 

Hence, the other side of the war just gained a terrorist.


Angelina Jolie preggers with Brad Pitt
 Jennifer Aniston blindsided with the news




"Thank you" to bartcop.com  subscribers.
Because of you, I get to light a fire under Whistleass full-time.

 Read the  Previous Issue

 It had  everything.

 Copyright © 2005, bartcop.com

 Shopping online?

 Use this portal
and they'll send bartcop.com
four cents from each dollar.

Search Now:
In Association with Amazon.com

Click Here to see if reality
 is a good fit for your life

Computer Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and keeps  Bartcop online today. 

Marc hosts several other political sites including American Politics Journal, Political StrikesFaux News Channel, Seeds of Doubt and interesting sites like the Church of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is real. 

Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are  choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online. 

 We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet. 
Check out Marx Mail for info on how you can have a Spam Free Email Account.


Perkel's new Church

If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.

This space left blank.

To hear the radio shows, you must have a login and password.
Click  Here  to subscribe and get your login and password.

BCR Show #86
The Christmas Show

Always listen to the BCR shows first
before you let someone like your parents,
your co-workers or your kids hear it.

Click Here to Listen to Part 1 of Show 86
Click Here to download Part 1 of Show 86

Click Here to Listen to Part 2 of Show 86
Click Here to download Part 2 of Show 86

Click Here to Listen to Part 3 of Show 86
Click Here to download Part 3 of Show 86

Click Here to Listen to Part 4 of Show 86
Click Here to download Part 4 of Show 86

  Click Here  for the radio archives

                                    Thanks to Mike S.

 bartcop.com  and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor

Show 86 The CHRISTMAS SHOW is Here

Radio Links below

Current Issue
Back Issues
 Subscribe to BartBlog Feed
How to Read BartCop.com
Members ( need password)
Subscribe to BartCop!
Contact Us
Advertise With Us
Link to Us
Why Donate?
The Forum  - bartcopforum@yahoo.com
The Reader
Poster Downloads
Shirts & Shots
BartCop Hotties
More Links
BFEE Scorecard
Perkel's Blog
Power of Nightmares
Clinton Fox Interview
Part 1, Part 2
Money Talks
Cost of Bush's greed
White Rose Society
Project 60
Chinaco Anejo

Web BartCop.com

Search Now:
In Association with Amazon.com

Link Roll
American Politics Journal
Barry Crimmins
Betty Bowers
Consortium News 
Daily Howler
Daily Kos
Democatic Underground 
Disinfotainment Today 
Evil GOP Bastards
Faux News Channel 
Greg Palast
The Hollywood Liberal 
Internet Weekly
Jesus General
Joe Conason 
Josh Marshall
Liberal Oasis
Make Them Accountable 
Mark Morford 
Mike Malloy 
Political Humor - About.com
Political Wire
Randi Rhodes
Rude Pundit 
Smirking Chimp
Take Back the Media 
More Links


Locations of visitors to this page
Privacy Policy
. .