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Tuesday   Jan 24, 2006  Volume 1694 - I accuse

Quote of the Day

"I am watching Bush repeat his patented mantra for the 
  514,346th time. It's filled with lies, mischaracterizations 
  and simple-minded gibberish, as always, and I'm watching 
  it go out unfiltered, in its entirety, unchallenged by the media, 
  no Democrats in sight, on every cable channel.  The day I 
  no longer have to listen to one more word from this immoral, 
  dishonest, delusional prick will be the best day of my life." 
        -- digby,    Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
It Only Takes One
Outsourcing Torture 
Ford cuts 30,000 jobs
Pigboy's MLK Library 
Clooney made her cry 
Silencing the Tyrant 
Bush Was Warned 
Tort Killer Freed
Carmel Electra's date 



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"It's amazing that people say to me, 'Well, he's just breaking the law.'
  If I wanted to break the law, why was I briefing Congress?"
    --  Dubya,    Link

 Butt Monkey, you didn't tell congress you were going to spy on everyone.
 Plus, you didn't tell "congress," you told the Senate Intelligence Committee and
 it's illegal for members of that committtee to disclose the crimes you were committing.


Alito Filibuster: It Only Takes One
  by Robert Parry  as seen on consortiumnews.com


If confirmed, Samuel Alito and his theory of a near-dictatorial "unitary executive" could doom the
American democratic Republic and make George W. Bush a strongman with no meaningful checks
and balances. With the fate of the U.S. Constitution in the balance, it's hard to believe that no senator
is prepared to filibuster Alito's nomination. But even if there's only one senator brave enough to grab
the floor and explain the stakes to the American people, one might be enough to start a national political rebirth

Will we get one senator with the courage to stand up?
Or are we all Maxine Waters in January, 2001 begging for just one senator to do the right thing?

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet.


Investigator: U.S. 'Outsourced' Torture


The head of a European investigation into alleged CIA secret prisons in Europe said there was evidence
Bush outsourced torture to other countries and it was likely European governments knew about it.

There is a great deal of coherent, convergent evidence pointing to the existence of a system of 'relocation'
or 'outsourcing' of torture," Marty said in a report presented to the Council of Europe, the human rights
watchdog investigating the alleged secret prisons.  The report said more than 100 terror suspects may
have been transferred to countries where they faced torture or ill treatment in recent years.

More than 100 suspects - sent to Turkey and Syria to be tortured.
I guess that's OK, because they were brown people and they're not really human, right?



Ford to cut 30,000 jobs
 GM in big trouble, too - Thanks, George


Ford announced a massive restructuring plan Monday that will not only shrink the company,
but also overhaul both the product mix and the sticker prices that customers see in Ford,
Mercury and Lincoln showrooms.

The cuts represent 20% to 25% of Ford's North American workforce of 122,000 people.
Ford has approximately 87,000 hourly workers and 35,000 salaried workers in North America.
In all, the cuts will reduce Ford's manufacturing capacity 26%.

Bush is killing our economy by borrowing trillions from his close friends in Commie China and
his oil-blood brothers in Saudi Arabia to make his super-rich friends even richer at our expense.
He's killing the ecomonic futures of our entire middle class - and screw the poor.
They don't have a chance now that Bush has cut or eliminated services and safety nets as
he bankrupts a once great and powerful nation with his unbridled oil greed.


Subject: Limbaugh To Finance New MLK Library

Rush Limbaugh is so sorry for alienating African-Americans, that he has pledged to personally finance
a new library honoring Martin Luther King. The new library is projected to cost more than 40 million dollars.

Rush feels that he has gotten a bad rap over the years for some of his racist statements against African-Americans.
He feels that this is his opportunity to make amends for his past mistakes. This is truly a magnanimous gesture on the
part of Limbaugh, and certainly will go a long way to heal old wounds between Limbaugh and the African-American community.

If someone told you they road on a spaceship - would you believe them?
I got a few dozen of these and - guess what - it's not true.
The vulgar Pigboy would sooner urinate on black Americans than do anything to help them.

Democrats need to develope better bullshit detectors
read  bartcop.com  every day.


Silencing the Tyrant


Saddam Hussein's trial in Baghdad has become a circus. The presiding judge refuses to return to court,
and defence lawyers have been murdered. What to make of this spectacle? Emotionally, it's good to see
the tyrant who terrorized so many on trial for his life. But morally and legally, Saddam's trial is a travesty
of justice. This is an old-fashioned Soviet-style show trial set up by U.S. occupation authorities. Its goal is
not to determine Saddam's guilt or innocence, but to justify the U.S. invasion of Iraq -- which, by the way,
was a blatant violation of international law.

Is Saddam going to tell what he knows about Bush, Cheney & Rummy?
Bush and his fco-conspirators keep whining about Saddam skimming from the "Food for oil" program
because it was illegal to do business with Saddam after the first Bush-orchestrated war in the Gulf.

But the whole time, Cheney and Halliburton were selling Saddam oil field equipment,
but the mainstream media can't find enough sex in that crime so they refuse to print it.


Subject: that "die nigger" flag

hey, bart...

don't worry -- encourage your readers to FOLLOW THE LINK and READ WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

that was artwork by Faith Ringold -- a superstar AFRICAN AMERICAN artist.
~dutchee in cleveland

Dutchee, copy that.
I was hoping I was innocent...



"I am an old man and have hunted since I was big enough to carry a gun. I have enjoyed some success
over the years; however this has been a terrible deer season. I can't see one, much less shoot at one.
But I figure the problem has to be President Bush."
      -- Ray Graham,   Link


Subject: Toe Sucker

Dick Morris has sex with little squirrels.


Dude, I knew about the toe fetish, didn't know about the squirrels.

...was ...Tom DeLay a victim?

 "I got kissed..."



"Just a wild guess.....in Russertland all negroes know one another, think alike, have secret signals,
are democrats, can be condescended to, and like to wear baseball caps backwards. I wonder if Senator
Obama has even met Mr Belafonte. Russert is an example of the worst type of bigot, homophobe,
sexist, xenophobe, insecure white, allegedly heterosexual male....he believes he is innocent and
well meaning. Wrong. The man suffers from far to much cranium/anus insertion."
      -- outloud,  on Tim Russert asking Barack Obama about Harry Belafonte calling Dubya a terrorist,   Link



Bush Forewarned on Katrina
 Just like 9-11 - they let it happen


Bush had advance warning of the danger from Katrina, newly released documents show.

Despite early warnings, plans to evacuate people from New Orleans were only 10 percent complete
a month before the devestating hurricane that accounted for more than 1,100 7,500 deaths.

"If you think soup lines in the Depression were long, wait till you see lines at collection points in New Orleans,"
Transportation Department officer Don Day said at a July 29 briefing with federal and state authorities.

"We're at less than 10 percent done with this ... planning when you consider the buses and the people,"
Day said, according to notes taken by contractors Innovative Emergency Management Inc. of Baton Rouge.

The plans were part of a government exercise, known as Hurricane Pam, to test the nation's preparedness for a catastrophe.

Bush knows he can steal more money from a massive, confusing relief operatioon than he can with prevention.
Just like 9-11, after Condi was told, "Osama determined to strike inside the US soon," they claimed
"Who could have possibly known?" when it hit the fan - but they knew all along.

...and the Democrats have nothing to say about this - as always.

Plus, why did they wait until the new year to reveal this information?
Can the whore media do their damn job without wondering how it affects Bush, their Master?


The Man who Saved the World


This special World Citizen Award is presented to Stanislav Petrov for his courage and judgment
on September 26, 1983, when in charge of an early warning bunker outside of Moscow.

On that fateful day of high tension between the United States and the Soviet Union, the early warning system
reported the U.S. had launched a missile attack on Russia. Instead of alerting command headquarters, which may
have set in motion a retaliatory nuclear exchange, Colonel Petrov retained his composure for an agonizing time as
alarms blared with more warnings of an attack, trusting his judgment that the warning was a false alarm.

Colonel Petrov was correct and his decision may have saved humanity from a nuclear catastrophe.
Dr. Bruce Blair, President of the Center for Defense Information, and a former U.S. Minuteman Missile Launch
Officer, believes this incident is the closest we have come to accidental nuclear war.

We are all indebted to Stanislav Petrov, a Hero of our time and Citizen of the World.

I think we can spare a shot of Chinaco for the man who saved the world.

Stan, this one's for you.

The world was made a lot more dangerous by that fool Reagan.
Like Der Monkey, Reagan was real damn proud of being a crazy cowboy who,
if you pissed him off, just might press that button and destroy the entire planet.

Reagan raised money in the Party of Knuckledraggers by screaming "Evil Empire" at the Russians
every time he made a speech. He went around promising we'd never be held hostage again because,
once again, he was a damn crazy cowboy just itching to nuke somebody.

After they stole the 1980 election by encouraging the kidnappers to keep our people longer,
he joked into an open microphone, "Russia is evil - we begin bombing in five minutes."

So it took some balls for Stan to make that call in 1983.
Had Clinton or another sane Democrat been president, Russia would assume it was a mistake,
but Reagan was such a crazy bastard, like Bush, that he was liable to do anything.


Subject: die nigger flag

I guess it takes a white guy to tell you when you have offended blacks.
Then you listen.

Well, first I have to realize an insult was published.
Unlucky for me, that after 1693 issues, I don't get the benefit of the doubt.

You are an N-word away from being one of the best websites.
Too bad you don't learn.



Subject: Fourth Amendment

Read the 4th amendment to the constitution, carefully, then remember back to 1989 when Bush 1 repealed it.
This was when the government instituted random drug testing (search without probable cause) for a small minority
of U.S. civilians, the transportation workers. The newspapers predicted huge numbers of people would be filtered out
with this regulation. When the numbers did not come in as the administration predicted, they added random alcohol testing
to boost the numbers, along with adding additional jobs into the "saftey sensitive" classification. (i.e. airport security screeners)

Now, remember the philosophy of Lenin.
Take away the rights of a few people at a time so that no one notices, until they are the next to lose those rights.

Since that time, we have seen the drug testing expanded to include virtually all employment pre-hire physicals
and testing of  high school students involved in many extra curricular activities.

We are now seeing the greater expansion of this revocation of the rights guaranteed to the citizens
of the U.S. by the 4th Amendment.
 Gerry Smythe

Gerry, good stuff, thanks for sending that.


 Chapter Fifteen - Drummond Electronics

An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice President, conspires
to steal the 2008 presidential election. Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist attack upon the nation.

Click to Enter

Subject: Happy almost Anniversary


I had to back away from all the pure negativity in this political crap
a couple years ago ...it was affecting my health very negatively.

I never have understood how you can, on a daily basis, immerse yourself in it without
becoming, frankly, poisoned by it. I hope you realize that as important as the Bartcop
persona/page is, Bart needs his downtime.

This stuff can really hurt you if you are not careful.

JJ, thanks.
I take time off now and then when my head gets backed up.



Have you made your TV signs yet for Bush's State of the Union speech?
There will be big prizes for the top few winners.

The speech is a week from tonight.


"People objecting to Russert's question are apparently not aware that all prominent black people
get together at a meeting in Secaucus, New Jersey, every Wednesday afternoon to share fried chicken
and watermelon and decide what all black people think that week. Russert knows about these meetings.
That is why he asked the question."
    -- Newsguy,    Link


"Head-On" is now listed with iTunes and is
rebroadcast Tues-Fri at radiopower.org from 3-6 pm. ET.

Subject: women's rights


Will America be so upset when Alito helps overturn Roe V. Wade
that they'll elect whatever female has the highest name recognition?

Rex Devious

Dude, ix-nay on the illary-Hay.
If you stampede everyone to Kos, Atrios and Rude Pundit someone could get hurt.


Clooney made her cry


The father of Jack Abramoff says George Clooney's off-color joke about his son's name
at the Golden Globe Awards made the lobbyist's 12-year-old daughter cry.

"Are you proud of that?" Abramoff's father wrote. "Shame on you."

Clooney's father, Nick, told the newspaper:
"I understand what it is like to have one's son criticized in public.
  I'm as proud of my son as Abramoff is ashamed of his."



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Laugh Out Loud

Did CNN stop doing transcripts?
We were in the car when we heard this, and right away we both laughed so hard.
I'll do my best to reconstruct it.

Wolf the Whore was talking to Richard Holbrook and that arch-fascist Larry Eagleburger
on Late Whores last Sunday

Eagleburger said Iran's nuke problem would have to be addressed sooner or later because
the Iranian Hanjob said he wants to "wipe Israel off the face of the Earth."

The Holbrook (D-Sane) said: "This shouldn't be Israel's problem, it's our problem.
The President is a madman and..."

Wolf the Whore interrupted and asked, "Which President?"

 ha ha
The only time Wolf can be funny is when he's trying to be serious.

Holbrook, a lifetime diplomat, was amused and appalled when he realized that Wolf the Whore was
so stupid as to think he, Holbrook, would call Der Monkey, "a madman" on live, American TV.

It was funnier than my resconstruction, but apparently CNN no longer does transcripts,
probably because they don't want their pro-Bush, nonsensical horseshit words used against them.


Subject:  Democrats

Ours so-called Democratic leadership died with Clinton's bullshit impeachment.

I haven't seen a blowjob paralyze willpower since I was seventeen
and in a Berlin youth hostel on an exchange trip.



Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.


"One of the interesting moments will come here this year when the tyrant's trial is brought forth
  for the world to see, to see the butcherer, the person who brutalized many people or ordered
  the brutality of many people here at this table, get his due justice under rule of law."
        -- Dubya, or maybe it's someone talking about Dubya   Link


Subject: military being run into the ground

What happens when all these poor idiots discover that Depleted Uranium
has poisoned them and their children forever?


Oh, I'm sure they'll give Bush a pass.
If they don't mind dying for a lie,
if they don't mind donating children, spouses and siblings for a lie
why should they mind a few life-shattering deformities?


What's Scooter Libby's doing right now?

No Jail for Torture Killer


A military jury recommended a simple reprimand Monday for an Army officer who killed an Iraqi general
by stuffing him headfirst into a sleeping bag and sitting on his chest during an interrogation. As soldiers
applauded in the courtroom, Chief Warrant Officer Lewis Welshofer hugged his wife after hearing the
surprisingly light sentence, which will be reviewed his commander, Maj. Gen. Robert W. Mixon.
The commander cannot order a harsher sentence, defense attorney Frank Spinner said.

They are sending a clear signal to all the soldiers: Murder whoever you want.

How does this guy get off free while Lyndie England is in jail for "pointing and leashing?"


Subject: Google

Under the assumption that even Google will somehow be forced to cough up their search data,
I make a point to open a search tab once per day and running the string:  bukkake jenna barbara bush



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Stephen King's Cell


Sick of having to endure other people's long-winded, one-sided cellphone calls?
Stephen King has a text message for you, and he's sending it through "the devil's intercom."

King, who doesn't own a cellphone, has a fantasy about these incessant, mindless yakkers.


"I'm a trader - warm bodies for oil."

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $68.10 a barrel
makes $137,200,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2229   2236 have died for Halliburton

Another seven since yesterday.
 I thought Bush said every life was precious...

Bush's gusher of blood.


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Carmen Electra at the Vienna Opera


An Austrian playboy who keeps the Viennese in suspense over his date
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