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1694 - I accuse
"I am watching Bush repeat his patented mantra
514,346th time. It's filled with lies,
and simple-minded gibberish, as always,
and I'm watching
it go out unfiltered, in its entirety,
unchallenged by the media,
no Democrats in sight, on every cable
channel. The day I
no longer have to listen to one more
word from this immoral,
dishonest, delusional prick will be
the best day of my life."
-- digby, Link
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
made her cry
Got a message you want others to see?
"It's amazing that people say to me, 'Well,
he's just breaking the law.'
If I wanted to break the law, why was
I briefing Congress?"
-- Dubya, Link
Butt Monkey, you didn't tell congress you were going to spy
Plus, you didn't tell "congress," you told the Senate Intelligence
it's illegal for members of that committtee to disclose
the crimes you were committing.
It Only Takes One
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
If confirmed, Samuel Alito and his theory of
a near-dictatorial "unitary executive" could doom the
American democratic Republic and make George
W. Bush a strongman with no meaningful checks
and balances. With the fate of the U.S. Constitution
in the balance, it's hard to believe that no senator
is prepared to filibuster Alito's nomination.
But even if there's only one senator brave enough to grab
the floor and explain the stakes to the American
people, one might be enough to start a national political rebirth
Will we get one
senator with the courage to stand up?
Or are we all Maxine Waters in January, 2001 begging
for just one senator to do the right thing?
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
U.S. 'Outsourced' Torture
The head of a European investigation into alleged
CIA secret prisons in Europe said there was evidence
Bush outsourced torture to other countries and
it was likely European governments knew about it.
There is a great deal of coherent, convergent
evidence pointing to the existence of a system of 'relocation'
or 'outsourcing' of torture," Marty said in a
report presented to the Council of Europe, the human rights
watchdog investigating the alleged secret prisons.
The report said more than 100 terror suspects may
have been transferred to countries where they
faced torture or ill treatment in recent years.
More than 100 suspects - sent to Turkey and Syria
to be tortured.
I guess that's OK, because they were brown people
and they're not really human, right?
cut 30,000 jobs
GM in big trouble, too - Thanks, George
Ford announced a massive restructuring plan Monday
that will not only shrink the company,
but also overhaul both the product mix and the
sticker prices that customers see in Ford,
Mercury and Lincoln showrooms.
The cuts represent 20% to 25% of Ford's North
American workforce of 122,000 people.
Ford has approximately 87,000 hourly workers
and 35,000 salaried workers in North America.
In all, the cuts will reduce Ford's manufacturing
Bush is killing our economy by borrowing trillions from his close friends
in Commie China and
his oil-blood brothers in Saudi Arabia to make his super-rich friends
even richer at our expense.
He's killing the ecomonic futures of our entire middle class - and
screw the poor.
They don't have a chance now that Bush has cut or eliminated services
and safety nets as
he bankrupts a once great and powerful nation with his unbridled oil
Subject: Limbaugh To Finance
New MLK Library
Rush Limbaugh is so sorry for alienating African-Americans,
that he has pledged to personally finance
a new library honoring Martin Luther King. The
new library is projected to cost more than 40 million dollars.
Rush feels that he has gotten a bad rap over the
years for some of his racist statements against African-Americans.
He feels that this is his opportunity to make
amends for his past mistakes. This is truly a magnanimous gesture on the
part of Limbaugh, and certainly will go a long
way to heal old wounds between Limbaugh and the African-American community.
If someone told you they road on a spaceship - would you believe them?
I got a few dozen of these and - guess what - it's not true.
The vulgar Pigboy would sooner urinate on black Americans than do anything
to help them.
Democrats need to develope better bullshit detectors
read bartcop.com every day.
Saddam Hussein's trial in Baghdad has become
a circus. The presiding judge refuses to return to court,
and defence lawyers have been murdered. What
to make of this spectacle? Emotionally, it's good to see
the tyrant who terrorized so many on trial for
his life. But morally and legally, Saddam's trial is a travesty
of justice. This is an old-fashioned Soviet-style
show trial set up by U.S. occupation authorities. Its goal is
not to determine Saddam's guilt or innocence,
but to justify the U.S. invasion of Iraq -- which, by the way,
was a blatant violation of international law.
Is Saddam going to tell what he knows about Bush, Cheney & Rummy?
Bush and his fco-conspirators keep whining about Saddam skimming from
the "Food for oil" program
because it was illegal to do business with Saddam after the first Bush-orchestrated
war in the Gulf.
But the whole time, Cheney and Halliburton were selling Saddam oil field
but the mainstream media can't find enough sex in that crime so they
refuse to print it.
Subject: that "die nigger" flag
don't worry -- encourage your readers to FOLLOW
THE LINK and READ WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!
that was artwork by Faith Ringold -- a superstar
AFRICAN AMERICAN artist.
~dutchee in cleveland
Dutchee, copy that.
I was hoping I was innocent...
"I am an old man and have hunted since I was
big enough to carry a gun. I have enjoyed some success
over the years; however this has been a terrible
deer season. I can't see one, much less shoot at one.
But I figure the problem has to be President
-- Ray Graham, Link
Subject: Toe Sucker
Dick Morris has sex with little squirrels.
Dude, I knew about the toe fetish, didn't know about the squirrels.
...was ...Tom DeLay a victim?
"Just a wild guess.....in Russertland all negroes
know one another, think alike, have secret signals,
are democrats, can be condescended to, and
like to wear baseball caps backwards. I wonder if Senator
Obama has even met Mr Belafonte. Russert is
an example of the worst type of bigot, homophobe,
sexist, xenophobe, insecure white, allegedly
heterosexual male....he believes he is innocent and
well meaning. Wrong. The man suffers from
far to much cranium/anus insertion."
outloud, on Tim Russert asking Barack Obama about Harry Belafonte
calling Dubya a terrorist, Link
Just like 9-11 - they let it happen
Bush had advance warning of the danger from Katrina,
newly released documents show.
Despite early warnings, plans to evacuate people
from New Orleans were only 10 percent complete
a month before the devestating hurricane that
accounted for more than
"If you think soup lines in the Depression were
long, wait till you see lines at collection points in New Orleans,"
Transportation Department officer Don Day said
at a July
29 briefing with federal
and state authorities.
"We're at less than 10 percent done with this
... planning when you consider the buses and the people,"
Day said, according to notes taken by contractors
Innovative Emergency Management Inc. of Baton Rouge.
The plans were part of a government exercise,
known as Hurricane Pam, to test the nation's preparedness for a catastrophe.
Bush knows he can steal more money from a massive,
confusing relief operatioon than he can with prevention.
Just like 9-11, after Condi was told, "Osama
determined to strike inside the US soon,"
"Who could have possibly known?"
when it hit the fan - but they knew all along.
...and the Democrats have nothing to say about
this - as always.
Plus, why did they wait until the new year to
reveal this information?
Can the whore media do their damn job without
wondering how it affects Bush, their Master?
who Saved the World
This special World Citizen Award is presented
to Stanislav Petrov for his courage and judgment
on September 26, 1983, when in charge of an early
warning bunker outside of Moscow.
On that fateful day of high tension between the
United States and the Soviet Union, the early warning system
reported the U.S. had launched a missile attack
on Russia. Instead of alerting command headquarters, which may
have set in motion a retaliatory nuclear exchange,
Colonel Petrov retained his composure for an agonizing time as
alarms blared with more warnings of an attack,
trusting his judgment that the warning was a false alarm.
Colonel Petrov was correct and his decision may
have saved humanity from a nuclear catastrophe.
Dr. Bruce Blair, President of the Center for
Defense Information, and a former U.S. Minuteman Missile Launch
Officer, believes this incident is the closest
we have come to accidental nuclear war.
We are all indebted to Stanislav Petrov, a Hero
of our time and Citizen of the World.
I think we can spare a shot of Chinaco for the man who
saved the world.
Stan, this one's for you.
The world was made a lot more dangerous by that fool Reagan.
Like Der Monkey, Reagan was real damn proud of being a crazy cowboy
if you pissed him off, just might press that button and destroy the
Reagan raised money in the Party of Knuckledraggers by screaming "Evil
Empire" at the Russians
every time he made a speech. He went around promising we'd never be
held hostage again because,
once again, he was a damn crazy cowboy just itching to nuke somebody.
After they stole the 1980 election by encouraging the kidnappers to
keep our people longer,
he joked into an open microphone, "Russia
is evil - we begin bombing in five minutes."
So it took some balls for Stan to make that call in 1983.
Had Clinton or another sane Democrat been president, Russia would assume
it was a mistake,
but Reagan was such a crazy bastard, like Bush, that he was liable
to do anything.
Subject: die nigger flag
I guess it takes a white guy to tell you when
you have offended blacks.
Then you listen.
Well, first I have to realize an insult was published.
Unlucky for me, that after 1693 issues, I don't get the benefit of
You are an N-word away from being one of the best
Too bad you don't learn.
Subject: Fourth Amendment
Read the 4th amendment to the constitution, carefully,
then remember back to 1989 when Bush 1 repealed it.
This was when the government instituted random
drug testing (search without probable cause) for a small minority
of U.S. civilians, the transportation workers.
The newspapers predicted huge numbers of people would be filtered out
with this regulation. When the numbers did not
come in as the administration predicted, they added random alcohol testing
to boost the numbers, along with adding additional
jobs into the "saftey sensitive" classification. (i.e. airport security
Now, remember the philosophy of Lenin.
Take away the rights of a few people at a time
so that no one notices, until they are the next to lose those rights.
Since that time, we have seen the drug testing
expanded to include virtually all employment pre-hire physicals
and testing of high school students involved
in many extra curricular activities.
We are now seeing the greater expansion of this
revocation of the rights guaranteed to the citizens
of the U.S. by the 4th Amendment.
Gerry, good stuff, thanks for sending that.
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Subject: Happy almost Anniversary
I had to back away from all the pure negativity
in this political crap
a couple years ago ...it was affecting my health
I never have understood how you can, on a daily
basis, immerse yourself in it without
becoming, frankly, poisoned by it. I hope you
realize that as important as the Bartcop
persona/page is, Bart needs his downtime.
This stuff can really hurt you if you are not
I take time off now and then when my head gets backed up.
Have you made your TV signs yet for Bush's State of the Union speech?
There will be big prizes for the top few winners.
The speech is a week from tonight.
"People objecting to Russert's question are
apparently not aware that all prominent black people
get together at a meeting in Secaucus, New
Jersey, every Wednesday afternoon to share fried chicken
and watermelon and decide what all black people
think that week. Russert knows about these meetings.
That is why he asked the question."
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Subject: women's rights
Will America be so upset when Alito helps overturn
Roe V. Wade
that they'll elect whatever female has the highest
Dude, ix-nay on the illary-Hay.
If you stampede everyone to Kos, Atrios and Rude Pundit someone could
made her cry
The father of Jack Abramoff says George Clooney's
off-color joke about his son's name
at the Golden Globe Awards made the lobbyist's
12-year-old daughter cry.
"Are you proud of that?" Abramoff's father wrote.
"Shame on you."
Clooney's father, Nick, told the newspaper:
"I understand what it is like to have one's
son criticized in public.
I'm as proud of my son as Abramoff
is ashamed of his."
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Did CNN stop doing transcripts?
We were in the car when we heard this, and right away we both laughed
I'll do my best to reconstruct it.
Wolf the Whore was talking to Richard Holbrook and that arch-fascist
on Late Whores last Sunday
Eagleburger said Iran's nuke problem would have to be addressed sooner
or later because
the Iranian Hanjob said he wants to "wipe Israel off the face of the
The Holbrook (D-Sane) said: "This shouldn't
be Israel's problem, it's our problem.
The President is a madman and..."
Wolf the Whore interrupted and asked, "Which
The only time Wolf can be funny is when he's trying to be serious.
Holbrook, a lifetime diplomat, was amused and appalled when he realized
that Wolf the Whore was
so stupid as to think he, Holbrook, would call Der Monkey, "a
madman" on live, American TV.
It was funnier than my resconstruction, but apparently CNN no longer
probably because they don't want their pro-Bush, nonsensical horseshit
words used against them.
Ours so-called Democratic leadership died with
Clinton's bullshit impeachment.
I haven't seen a blowjob paralyze willpower since
I was seventeen
and in a Berlin youth hostel on an exchange trip.
has good stuff.
"One of the interesting moments will come here
this year when the tyrant's trial is brought forth
for the world to see, to see the butcherer,
the person who brutalized many people or ordered
the brutality of many people here at
this table, get his due justice under rule of law."
-- Dubya, or maybe it's
someone talking about Dubya Link
Subject: military being run into
What happens when all these poor idiots discover
that Depleted Uranium
has poisoned them and their children forever?
Oh, I'm sure they'll give Bush a pass.
If they don't mind dying for a lie,
if they don't mind donating children, spouses and siblings for a lie
why should they mind a few life-shattering deformities?
What's Scooter Libby's doing right now?
for Torture Killer
A military jury recommended a simple reprimand
Monday for an Army officer who killed an Iraqi general
by stuffing him headfirst into a sleeping bag
and sitting on his chest during an interrogation. As soldiers
applauded in the courtroom, Chief Warrant Officer
Lewis Welshofer hugged his wife after hearing the
surprisingly light sentence, which will be reviewed
his commander, Maj. Gen. Robert W. Mixon.
The commander cannot order a harsher sentence,
defense attorney Frank Spinner said.
They are sending a clear signal to all the soldiers:
Murder whoever you want.
How does this guy get off free while Lyndie England
is in jail for "pointing and leashing?"
Under the assumption that even Google will somehow
be forced to cough up their search data,
I make a point to open a search tab once per
day and running the string: bukkake jenna barbara bush
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by entering bartcop.com at
Sick of having to endure other people's long-winded,
one-sided cellphone calls?
Stephen King has a text message for you, and
he's sending it through "the devil's intercom."
King, who doesn't own a cellphone, has a fantasy
about these incessant, mindless yakkers.
a trader - warm bodies for oil."
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$68.10 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2236 have died for Halliburton
I thought Bush said every life was precious...
Bush's gusher of blood.
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