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Tuesday   Jan 31, 2006  Volume 1699 - Women Lose Rights

Quote of the Day

"I know the law, and 
  I know about people's rights."
      -- Saddam, the former Butcher of Baghdad,
          sounding like Bush, the current Butcher of Baghdad  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Filibuster Word Games
Exxon Rapes America 
Bush Muzzles Science
Ten Questions 
Is the Ice Age Here? 
Jonah hates Hillary
Bush's Katrina fuck-up 
Women Soldiers Die
Lindsay Lohan Again 



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"ABC News/WaHoPo poll shows Bush's pre-SOTU approval at 42%,
  down from 46% earlier in the month. Disapproval is currently at 56%."
       -- Wake-Up Call,   Link

Tonight, the lying bastard is going to tell us how great the economy is,
how great the bloody quagmire is going, and how he's cleaned up Clinton's
"peace and prosperity" mess, and the networks will all agree with him.


Alito Filibuster & Word Games
  by Robert Parry  as seen on consortiumnews.com


The Democratic leaders tried to sound tough and principled when they were really acting soft and manipulative.
For instance, they urged Democrats to cast a "strategic vote" on Alito's nomination as well as calling on senators
to "vote their conscience" - but neither phrase meant what it purported to mean.

The so-called "strategic vote" on Alito amounted to Democrats conceding defeat on his nomination but then
having most Democrats vote against him. That supposedly would permit Democrats to say "I told you so"
when the negative consequences of Alito's confirmation become apparent to the American people.

But that sort of ineffectual opposition is less "strategic" than it is "symbolic."
It amounts to surrendering to George W. Bush and the Republicans...

Has Robert Parry ever been more on-target?
"Surrender" is the word the democrats know best.

Are you sending money to the Democrats?
Why would you volunteer to finance a surrender?

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet.


Exxon Rapes America for $36B in Profit
 Bush gets a cut - that why BIG OIL put him in power



Exxon Mobil Corp. has posted record profits for any U.S. company - $10.71 billion for
the fourth quarter and $36.13 billion for the year - as the world's biggest publicly traded
oil company benefited from a crooked president and 2240 dead soldiers.

"Go, boys!"

Meanwhile the American whore press and the bastard Republicans continue to spread the lie
that the oil companies are merely passing on higher productions costs to the consumer.

If America's crooked president wasn't on the take, prices would be at Clinton-era levels.


Bush Muzzles Science
 Bush kills all talk of global warming


Bush has ordered employees of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) gagged.
He's now requiring that all requests for contact from national media be first approved by the BFEE.

The bastard's got to gag the honest scientists because global warming is real.
In only the Democrats would stand up and oppose this son of a bitch...


Subject: Hillary

Bart, I don`t understand them either.
What in the world has she done to these people that they hate the sound of her name?

All Democrats MUST get behind ONE candidate if we are to win.

Bobby Lee

Bobby, that's how you win elections, but suicidal Democrats don't do things that way.
We'd would rather lose "with honor" than get behind the front-runner.
We'd rather the BFEE continue their rape/murder spree than unite and defeat them.


Why I Hate Hillary
  by Jonah Goldberg, son of Luci the Bat and LBJ

 "I'm Lucianne, and I suck."


Liberals are sizing up Hillary Clinton and they don't like what they see.
Hillary is so unappealing.

Some liberals have had enough. "I will not support Hillary Clinton for president," wrote Molly Ivins,
the voice of conventional thinking on the left. "Enough. Enough triangulation, calculation and equivocation.
Enough clever straddling, enough not offending anyone." The segment of Democrats who sanctified Cindy
Sheehan can hardly countenance a presidential candidate who unapologetically voted for the war and
positioned herself to the right of President Bush on foreign policy.

Even if you hate Hillary, you should agree that Molly had no business doing the Republican's job for them.
Now that she's announced herself as a Hillary-hater, Molly will be quoted daily.
Democrats - we're unable to learn and we want to lose.



Democrats who gave King Bush more power

Nelson (FL)
Nelson (NE)
T. Johnson
B. Lincoln


Ten Questions they didn't ask Alito


 Do you believe that a President of the United States should be allowed to break the law?
 Do you believe in altering our Constitutional system of checks and balances?
 Do you believe that a Supreme Court nominee who lies to or misleads Congress during his hearings should be confirmed?

They just f-ing refuse to do their jobs.
Are you sending money to people who refuse to fight?


become a republican

Top 50 Loathsome Americans


45.  Robert Novak

Charges: The absence of charges, for one. While the Valerie Plame leak scandal has taken down one
prominent reporter and tarnished the reputation of several others, Novak÷the one who actually printed
the leak÷remains inexplicably unscathed, unless you count the profane bout of crankiness that got his
satanic ass bounced to Fox News, where, after all, he really belongs. Either Novak has secretly revealed
his sources, damaging his already dubious journalistic credibility, or he is simply so well ensconced in the
Washington power structure that he can't be removed, like a metastasized tumor.


Subject: hate mail

Bart, you are so right and NO, Hillary can't be the one to stand up.
They'd make her "the most radical leftist in the senate."
Bart you are so right!
We would not want ANY of our lovely Dems to look like they we leftist.

You're talking stupid talk.

You have convienced me. Hillary and ALL the other Dems should not
try to stop Alito, because they would be called names on the news.

You're inventing things and blaming me for them.
When the fuck did I say Alito should not be stopped?
I didn't - you invented that because you didn't like the truth about what I said.
You have to invent shit to rail against because what I said made sense.

As far as "Hillary Blasts Bush on Eavesdropping", that just pisses me off.
How could she DARE to do her job?

Are you ever going to make any sense?
You're saying attacking Bush is a bad thing?
Your illogical hatred has blinded you.

The world is real.  It is spinnng.
You have to face reality.
Stop lying to yourself.

I am sure you think this act of poor judgement on her part just lost her the election,
but I think the nation will forgive her this once for showing up for work.



Next time you write, say something, would you?


The Political Power of Truth
   by Jonathan Alter


A reporter asked Bush if he subscribed to Nixon's notion that "when the president does it, it's not illegal."
This was, indeed, the essence÷the truth÷of the president's position on warrantless eavesdropping,
which violates a 1978 law. Instead of the issue being framed in Karl Rove's phony and demagogic terms
- where anyone who opposes the president's power grab doesn't want to protect us from Al Qaeda
- we were edging our way toward a more accurate depiction of the controversy.

The news conference wasn't a complete truthfest. No reporter managed to ask the president about his
statement of April 24, 2004, when Bush told a Buffalo audience: "A wiretap requires a court order."
This statement was false, and Bush knew it when he said it. The president lied in Buffalo, just as surely
as Bill Clinton lied when he said: "I did not have sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky."
Of course, Bush's Buffalo lie got a tiny fraction of the airplay of Clinton's Lewinsky lie.

Jonathan Alter doesn't have an eye for detail.
"Sexual relations" is legally defined as sexual intercourse.

Monica called Clinton, "That big creep" because he refused to have intercourse with her.


Since the fascist takeover in 1995...

You can be in BCR Show 88

Military Hides Cause of Women Soldiers' Deaths
 Former commander said it under oath


In a startling revelation, the former commander of Abu Ghraib prison testified that Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez,
former senior US military commander in Iraq, gave orders to cover up the cause of death for some female
American soldiers serving in Iraq.

Last week, Col. Janis Karpinski told a panel of judges at the Commission of Inquiry for Crimes against
Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration in New York that several women had died of dehydration
because they refused to drink liquids late in the day. They were afraid of being assaulted or even raped by
male soldiers if they had to use the women's latrine after dark.

The latrine for female soldiers at Camp Victory wasn't located near their barracks, so they had to go outside
if they needed to use the bathroom. "There were no lights near any of their facilities, so women were doubly easy
targets in the dark of the night," Karpinski told David Hackworth in a 2004 interview. It was there that male soldiers
assaulted and raped women soldiers. So the women didn't drink in the late afternoon so they wouldn't have to
urinate at night. They didn't get raped. But some died of dehydration in the desert heat, Karpinski said.

Again and again, Bush sends women the message, "Get out of this man's military."
Colonel Karpinski was General Karpinski, but she took the fall for Bush's torture orders at Abu Graib.
Lyndie England is in prison for leashing and pointing, while the man who murdered the Iraqi general never served a day.

And if the women get raped by fellow soldiers, "Fuck 'em, it's their fault," according to Sanchez.
If they die from dehydration, well, that's one less problem for the men to worry about.



 Chapter Fifteen - Drummond Electronics

An elite Republican cabal, led by the Vice President, conspires
to steal the 2008 presidential election. Confronted with devastating
poll numbers from the disasterous Islamic War, it sets in motion
the ultimate October Surprise, a terrorist attack upon the nation.

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Subject: BCR Show 87 Part 3

I heard your comment about the NY transit strike, and wanted to add something.
No one ever mentions in the MSM (mainstream media) that the transit authority
had a $1,000,000,000 surplus (that's right, BILLION).

So your comment "just pay the people!" is right on!
Thanks for supporting labor.



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Is the Ice Age Here?


After the 1300 year Younger Dryas return to Ice Age weather after the spastic start of the current warm period,
the end was explosive- temperatures went up 20°F in less than one year- maybe only one season. Now latest
reports from Nature Magazine have incredibly, the Gulf Stream dropping 30% in the last 8 years , the loop that
brings life giving heat to the arctic latitude Northern Europe (look at world map- England, France are up at
Newfoundland latitudes- only Gulf Stream makes them and Scandinavia habitable) is partially splitting off into
a southern loop that only goes up to Straits of Gibraltar.


The Perils of Inbreeding




 Subject: Monkey mail comment

Why do you keep publishing so many letters from people who trash you, and usually for misguided reasons?
I've never in my life seen any media personality go with such a heavy negative to positive ratio on the fan mail,
and well I'm impressed that you're trying it - I'm still baffled as to what precisely it is you're going for.

If it was always GOP brand hate mail, I'd see you were exposing them as the stupid, racist bastards they are.
If it was well-thought out stuff, I'd enjoy seeing you think just a little bit harder and show them the errors of their ways.
As it is though - it kind of seems like you're just trying to prove you don't care if you're unpopular. Wildly unpopular.
Well, outside the "dozens" of readers you claim to have.

Anyway, it's great that you won't be swayed by the misguided, and it's great that you never back away from
a challenge - but as a long time reader I wouldn't mind you sticking up for us by illustrating that most of your fans
are not dolts who, if they even ever actually did subscribe or read you daily, wouldn't go off half cocked everytime
you wrote something without a freaking warning label on it. And that most of your detractors aren't ex-readers who
saw one too many imperfect attempts at humour; but foaming at the mouth socio-psychopaths who long for a sick-ass
President to get their bratty kids blown up in the middle east; and are infuriated that you're gumming up the works.

You have a kick-ass web page and the only successful pay-per-view radio show on the Internet.
It's OK to be damn proud of that, without acting you're somehow responsible for all the idiots who'd be on
the internet if you were there or not. If there was no Bartcop.com; these knuckleheads would be sending
emails about how their no longer going to read weather.com; because of it's blatent "wind-chill" bias.
Fuck 'em.

Rex Devious

Rex, good question.
My guess is it's a reversal of the vulgar Pigboy screening his calls to keep the truth out.
I have such a big ego, I think my ideas and opinions can survive a little sunlight.



Have you made your TV signs yet for Bush's State of the Union speech?
There will be big prizes for the top few winners.

His lies are Tonight

 Here's my picture, Bart

Is is from the Ex-machina comic book.
In the Ex-machina world, the president is an evil war-monger,
just like our president - but their worst president ever has a beard.
Check the upper left.

Bush's massive Katrina fuck-up
 New report says Bush hates black people - who knew?


As thousands of Katrina victims waited for help in flooded houses or in looted neighborhoods, hundreds of
trucks, boats, planes and federal officers sat unused because Bush and Brownie had their heads up their asses.

Additionally, the FEMA called off its search and rescue operations in Louisiana three days after the Aug. 29 storm
because of security issues, according to an internal FEMA e-mail given to Senate investigators.

 "Lookie me, Pickles!   Them darkies can swim, can't they?"


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"9-11 is a Republican/Bush Failure!"
    --thedavid, via e-mail

 Dude, you speak the obvious.

 The same people who say FDR "knew" about Pearl Harbor
 say there's "no way" anybody could have predicted Bush's failure on 9-11
 even tho the PDR said, "Osama determined to strike within the US soon."


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Look out: Ickes is back

Harold Ickes, the political gunslinger for progressives, liberals, and Hillary,
is back after going thru a nearly four-month recovery from an accident in October.

"I threw my crutches away about a week and a half ago and am fully recovered.
I can't run and jump but I can do everything else," he told Whispers.
"When you think of what could have happened, and also more importantly, what goes on
on the battlefields every day, it was serious but it wasn't as bad as a lot of other people go through."

Here's what did happen: He was riding his Vespa scooter west on Pennsylvania Avenue near Georgetown
when somebody turned left in front of him. "All I can remember is there is only 10 feet to go. I'll never stop.
I literally don't remember the crash itself. So I hit him on the side," said Ickes, head of the influential Media Fund.
He sailed through the air and crashed down on his hip, shattering it.

"My lesson is don't hit a car on a Vespa," he said, laughing.

Still, the accident and painful recovery aren't scaring him away from Vespas. In fact, he very cheerfully hints
that there could be a new one in his future. "I love the Vespa. Every sidewalk is a parking lot. I really loved it.
I had only ridden one for about a year. So it's still up in the air, let me put it that way."

Off all the people in the Clinton administrations, Ickes stood out as a favorite of mine.
That day he made that fascist bastard Pete Domenci eat it on live TV, I really took a liking to the guy.

Ickes: I'd like to say how much I enjoy being here, testifying in front of you fascist-prick bastards,
            ...but I'm under oath.

Domenici: Do you deny that you took Clinton friends and allies on Air Force One?

Ickes: No, you fascist prick, We only invited our mortal enemies to go on trips with us.

ha ha

I think that's the closest I ever got to being gay.
The chip on his shoulder was the size of Los Angeles.
Damn, I like a guy who fight back, instead of cowering like the surrender Democrats.

Harry, get well - send me an e-mail.
I'd like to buy you a shot of Chinaco if you have the time.

...and tell Hill she needs someone who speaks the language of the moron voter.


Subject:  send no money to the Dems?

What will that prove?
Will the Repugs stop supporting repugs? I don't think so··

Dems·wimps, well some are some are NOT·and some just came out and fought a good fight

Some of them even punch back when pushed around (Jim Moran (D-VA)
(Irish American Democrat and good man that he is) punched Crook Cunningham (R-thief) on the floor of the house!

I find that hard to believe.
If a Democrat punched a fascsist bastard on the floor of the House, it would've made the news.
Hell, if a Democrat said, "Liar!" on the House floor, it would be news,

Support the GOOD ones (like Howard Dean and his DFA) and support the ones running who appear to be GOOD
(Like Hackett in OHIO)
Don't support the ones with no GUTS.

SO get off your high horse and put your money where it WILL do good
and stop whining about the lesser good guys and support the ones with GUTS

Tom in Seattle
(Formerly Tom from Alexandria)

Tom, you need to throttle back the orders you're barking at me.
I'll get on whatever high horse I fucking please.
I'll support any Democrat with guts, unless they're out to gut our chances in 2008.

Maybe you meant this as friendly e-mail, but it didn't come off that way.
I'm cool if you are, but I'm damn tired of turning the other cheek.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Tom Cruise front-runner for worst acting award
 The world catches up to  bartcop.com


Tom Cruise may have survived a Martian attack in last year's remake of "War of the Worlds,"

but he has failed to elude Hollywood's movie police.

The actor (ha ha - stop it!) was among the contenders announced on Monday for the annual
Razzie Awards, which "honor" the worst achievements in film.

Cruise will compete for the year's worst actor award with Will Ferrell, Jamie Kennedy,
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Rob Schneider.


Subject: torture the innocent

Hi Bart,
Torture The Innocent, Release the Most Wanted is a article in today's prison planet.

The U.S. is supporting terrorist leaders and letting them go free!
While at the same time they are torturing the innocent ones...
This shows how the "war on terror" is a total scam.


Maybe you would be so kind as to mention this on  bartcop.com?

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Subject: racist Hillary lover :)

Hey Bart,

As you've probably realized by now, about 50% of people on the internet,
and 90% of those who fire off e-mails to website personalities, are nut jobs.

No, that can't be true.

When someone calls you a racist and shouts obscenities because you're willing to give
Hillary the benefit of the doubt until the actual campaigning begins, just imagine the video
of the "Star Wars kid" playing make-believe with his light saber (and the grown-up versions
of him), because that's pretty much who you get on the web.

You may lean to the left, but unfortunately, your tendency to be fairly moderate and use
common sense is going to piss off the ideologues on both sides - the ones who think we
ought to be torturing all Iraqis, and the ones who want all our soldiers tortured.

Anyway, keep hammerin'!


"I'm trade young men for oil."

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $68.35 a barrel
makes $137,800,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2242   2243 have died for Bush's oil greed

How many more, Monkey?

Bush's gusher of blood.

What date will oil hit $100 a barrel?

Two weeks?
Christmas Day?
March 4, 2008?


Lez Zeppelin rocks



Four women rockers who took on the music of Led Zeppelin are driving club audiences to a frenzy and,
offstage, whipping up speculation over their sexual tastes with the name of the band: Lez Zeppelin.

The world's all time hottest band - of lesbians?


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Lindsay Lohan in Stitches



Lindsay Lohan had reportedly just stepped out of the shower at the home of Bryan Adams,
when she lost her grip on a teacup, which smashed to the ground. A shard of the broken cup
connected with the actress' shin, leaving a gash that required 10 stitches to close.
The accident marks Lohan's second hospital visit this month.

Is Lindsay Lohan going to die young and beautiful?

I can't count the number of times I've dropped a teacup
coming out of the shower that resulted in a trip to the ER.


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