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1702 - More Gitmos?
We're coming into the political season
Lock in your 2006 ads at the
"Our president feels the heaviness sending
these young men out to fight for you and me.
It is clear that this president feels
I am filled with confidence in our
commander and chief.
It's a shame some people (Cindy
Sheehan) don't know how to behave themselves."
-- Sara Jo Clay, who lost a son on Dubya's Sword of Greed, Link
Our president feels the heaviness of $135M
new petrol dollars every day.
It is clear that this president is making a profit from his fabricated
I loathe any bastard who would profit from dead American soldiers.
It's a shame that these Gold Star Mothers lost their sons to
on Bin-Laden 'Truce' Tape
by my good friend, Tulsan Richard Fricker as seen
is an interview with Michael Scheuer, a former
CIA counter-terrorism expert on al-Qaeda,
commenting about Osama bin-Laden's proposed "truce"
for the United States if it leaves
Iraq and halts other military operations in the
Not surprisingly, the Bush administration rejected
bin-Laden's offer, but there has been a difference
of opinion among Middle East analysts about whether
bin-Laden's "truce" offer was just a political stunt
or whether it foreshadowed another terrorist
attack inside the United States. Scheuer believes the latter.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
About Blowjobs, That's a crime
about Wars? We forgive
It soon became clear that the insider press corps
had developed a set of values almost completely antithetical
to those of the majority of the American people.
This disjunction is frequently misinterpreted--often deliberately
--as one of snooty liberal elitists versus God-fearing,
Darwin-disbelieving, upright common folk. It's almost
impossible to find reliable evidence for this
characterization, either in what the press corps believes or what
the public does. Ironically, the media elite
are attacking themselves when they embrace this myth, which is
purposely stoked by the far right, as I've demonstrated
The public begged the fascist House dogs to stop
Clinton's approval was in the seveneties, and
terroprists were taking flying lessons,
but the Republicans said Clinton had to be brought
down "to save the flag from falling."
Instead, the World Trade Centers fell.
Boner to Lead House
Handed out Tobacco Bribes on the House Floor
some tainted money?"
House Fascists elected Rep. John Boehner (R-Corrupt)
of Ohio as their new majority leader,
choosing a self-proclaimed reform candidate to
replace indicted Tom DeLay (R-Corrupt) as the
party struggles with an ethics scandal. Boehner,
(pronouned "BO-ner) flanked by Sweaty Wrestler
Dennis Hastert (Delay Pawn), said Republicans
will "rededicate ourselves to dealing with big issues
that the American people expect us to deal with"
— such as fewer rights and more Bush wiretapping,
Subject: Troop withdrawal
There will be no troop withdrawl
any time soon.
The US Military is there to stay into the unforseeable
Halliburton and "companies" are undoubtedly building
permanent bases all over Iraq,
as many of the Iraqi people believe. The
oil fields and oil industry must be under
solid US interest, influence and control before
any US troops leave Iraq.
People in the US must be incredibly delusional
to believe that the war was about "WMD"
or democracy. In fact, the Bush administration
must certainly be in favor of all the chaos there,
because this kind of unstable insurgent activity
makes for an excellent argument for staying as
long as possible. That is why Bush keeps
saying that things are going well.
They are, for him and his cronies.
Subject: Bush joy buzzer
Bart, I was forwarded an e-mail that said Bush
used a joy buzzer on a Gold Star Mother that
he met in the Oval Office. Her son had been killed
in Iraq and Bush was supposed to comfort her,
but instead he buzzed her when she reached out
to shake his hand. She apparently started crying,
and Bush apologized and said he was just trying
to cheer her up.
It sounds fishy to me - what do you think?
Ed in Pontiac
Bush is a 9-year old boy with unlimited power and nobody ever
tells him no.
I wouldn't put anything past him.
He is a vfery sick bastard.
If you still have that e-mail, send me a copy.
Bush put a felon in charge of money in Iraq
Robert J. Stein, the Bush confederate accused
of stealing millions of dollars through corrupt
efforts in Iraq, pleaded guilty to five charges,
including conspiracy, bribery and money laundering.
Stein worked in Iraq from late 2003 to December
2004 as a contract employee on behalf of the BFEE.
He was accused of rigging contracts and stealing
at least $2 million, which he used to buy cars and airplanes.
There are a hundred more like this guy
on Bush's payroll.
He puts these crooks in charge, then they steal
millions and kick back to Bush.
There are a hundred more like this
guy on Bush's payroll.
Bush is going to do the same with Katrina, too.
Wider Scheme Play into Iraq
Despite a felony fraud conviction that his Pentagon
background check apparently missed,
Mr. Stein was hired and put in charge of at least
$82 million of taxpayer money.
The Pentagon didn't "miss" a damn thing.
Bush ordered them to give the money to
Why do you think Bush started this bloody
They can't steal hundred of billions of dollars
in peacetime and
they can't steal hundred of billions
of dollars if the levees hold.
...and the military families love this murdering
"The Super Bowl isn't a fotball game.
It's an excuse to exhume the Rolling
-- some sports Dude in USA Today
Y'know, it makes me wonder...
Detroit has lost half its population in the last 25 years or so - it's
Instead of the Rolling Stones, why couldn't they have gotten stars from
to get this once-vibrant city's blood pumping again, instead of the
I accidentally ran into this review:
"Unlike U2's performance four years ago at
the Super Bowl, the Stones' set
was not an example of a band
at its peak rising to the majesty of the event."
-- David Bauder Link
Did you see Prince on SNL Saturday?
Damn - that was a musical performance.
Prince isn't a dinosaur that people stare at like a five-legged cow.
Some of his performance slipped into BCR
88, out soon.
Subject: more WTC collapse
start with: "The Destruction of the World Trade
Why the Official Account Cannot Be True"
by David Ray Griffin, Ph.D.
The truth could make you sick.
Dude, I'm with you, but you gotta be leary of
This guy has an opinion - he knows more
than me, but until someone with national gravitas
can put the truth into plain language that a
person can fit in his or her own hand, we got nothing.
Years ago, the country slowly turned against the
When Walter Cronkite said, "We have no business
dying in Vietnam," people noticed.
We need a Cronkite for 9-11 and
Bush's bloody quagmire.
Somebody with unassailable character needs to
Author David Ray Griffin might be the smartest,
most honest patriot in America,
but I've never heard of him so America has probably
never heard of him.
I'm with you, but so far - we have no traction on this.
but worth seeing...
Randi Rhodes Newsletter
For 8 years I listened to a drug-addled Rush
Limbaugh and his wannabes call me a Communist.
In their twisted logic peace, prosperity, fiscal
and social responsibility, smaller government, merit over
cronyism, personal privacy, and homeland security
through competence and vigilance somehow equated
to Cold War era Soviet Union governance...I know,
it makes ZERO sense but consider the source.
Subject: AAR Bartcop.com plug
heard in Sacramento on KCTC
The following is
an email I sent out today to folks, some of whom are IN Tulsa,
some who are FROM
Tulsa and some who have NEVER been to Tulsey Town in their lives.
KWGS affiliated with NPR in 1977.
This web site is out of Tulsa, Amerika.
Not everyone there is a right wing wacko.
The other day, I heard someone on the Air America
Radio Network plugging this site.
Wouldn't it be loverly if AAR had an affiliate
in Tulsa; reminds of when it didn't have an NPR affiliate;
you know, that moderate network with the best
radio news coverage in America.
Bartcop has been up on the web for 10 straight
years. Well, I guess there's at least
one left wing wacko in Tulsa. And happy first
Thanks be to Oral and his brother Anal.
Let's hear it for diversity, whether it be in
a red or blue state.
Liberal democracy works best that way, it seems.
Click and cackle.
gchw/sac...a guy who loves Tulsa, still...and
Gary, thanks for that.
'No Spy' List
Complete the "No-Spy List" sign-on below to ask
for protection from domestic eavesdropping.
We'll deliver it to the Senate Judiciary Committee
during their domestic spying hearings.
Subject: hey, who are you?
The other day the Village Voice did a piece that
had my website and a couple
of quotes in it, and I got perhaps 25 hits as
a result of that.
Today, you drop in a (edited, but we'll get back
to that) quote, and I get like 150.
So who? Wha? BartCop?
Either you ride the subway in San Francisco,
or your name is Bart.
OK, one gripe: If you edit my quotes (as you did
when you changed the casualty rate),
could you please do it the newspaper-geek way?
You know, with the square brackets?
I know that would have probably dulled the impact
of the quote... but it's the Way of Truthfulness,
something it would seem you and I are both fighting
to uphold. But not a huge issue, really.
Anyhow, keep up the good work!
Mike, my name is Bart.
I'm glad you got some hits.
When you buy an ad, you get tens of millions of hits, ...possibly.
For the editing explanation Click
Vast New Detention Camps
Want to split a duplex in British Columbia?
Halliburton just received a $385 million contract
from the Bush to provide
"temporary detention and processing capabilities."
The contract calls for preparing for "an emergency
influx of immigrants, or to support the rapid
development of new programs" in the event of
other emergencies, such as "a natural disaster."
The release offered no details about where Halliburton
was to build these facilities, or when.
I think the coming "natural disaster" is Bush getting impeached.
Why is Halliburton getting hundreds of millions more dollars
to built giant prisons?
Who's going in there?
Intellectuals, Jews, gypsies and teachers?
"Almost certainly this is preparation for a roundup
after the next 9/11 for Mid-Easterners,
Muslims and possibly dissenters," says Daniel
Ellsberg, the famous former military analyst.
"They've already done this on a smaller scale,
with the 'special registration' detentions of
immigrant men from Muslim countries, and with
Tim soldiers and Monkey coming,
We're finally on our own.
costs $100,000 per minute
The White House plans to ask for another $70
billion to pay for Bush's wars, driving the cost of
military operations in the two countries to $120
billion this year, the highest ever. Most of the new money
would pay for the war in Iraq, which has cost
an estimated $250 billion since the U.S. invasion in March 2003.
The additional spending, along with other war
funding Bush will seek separately in its regular budget next week,
would push the price tag for combat and nation-building
since Sept. 11, 2001, to nearly a half-trillion dollars,
approaching the inflation-adjusted cost of the
13-year Vietnam War.
Currently, the DoD is spending $4.5 billion a
month on Iraq, about $100,000 per minute.
Current spending in Afghanistan is about $800
million a month, about $18,000 per minute.
You know what the Republicans are saying?
"That's a lot of money, and we can't really
afford it, but at least that money
isn't going to the darkies or the lazy
poor or the self-inflicted queers with AIDS."
The Mike Malloy Movie
Subject: Congrats BartCop
Wow, ten years, that's a long time to think of
"stuff" every single day
and to make it entertaining as well as knowledgeable.
And then there are the things to tickle the thinking
process and you've done it all every day.
I hope you have many, many more great years.
I've always enjoyed your site BartCop.
Shirley, thanks for that.
a part of Bartcop Radio
Believes Spy Program Violates Law
But wimpy Democrats say, "Maybe
he did, maybe he didn't..."
Tortureboy's explanations so far for Bush's failure
to obtain warrants for its domestic spying
are "strained" and "unrealistic," the Senate
Judiciary Committee chairman said Sunday.
Sen. Arlen Specter (More balls than a Democrat),
whose committee has scheduled hearings Monday,
said he believes Bush violated a 1978 law specifically
calling for a secretive court to issue warrants.
Specter, (R-Go Figure), said he might subpoena
documents that would detail Bush's justification for the crimes.
"The president could've taken this there and lay
it on the line," Specter said.
are you giving OUR president such a hard time, Arlen?"
Tutus, Stop helping
Subject: FOX News being #1
FOX is number 1 strictly due to production values.
It's fast and visually riveting to watch.
Flip back and forth between FOX, CNN, and MSGOP,
and you'll see what I mean.
Well, they have that Bush-worship thing going on,
so 30 percent of the audience is a lock, but you're right.
CNN is slow, boring, lazy and old.
If CNN went "screw Bush 24/7," then
we'd each have a network.
"This is Glen Beck, coming to you live from
sunny Philadelphia, via Los Angeles
with talent on loan from a retarded
angel named Fred..."
-- AM radio Nazi Glen Beck, mocking the vulgar
Pigboy or organized religion - I heard it myself
Subject: Bill established the
Clinton survived but not for long by selling out
and killing ADC children
and giving handouts to the poor starving Corporations.
LJT, this is a test, not an attack.
What can YOU tell me about NAFTA?
Don't send me someone's link, don't send me someone's quote.
I want to know what YOU know about the harm NAFTA caused.
If your answer is "Look how many jobs we lost,"
I'll blame Bush.
When Clinton was president, everyone had jobs.
This is a test, not an attack.
Just in time for Valentine's Day.
Feb 6 Last
day to order for Valentine's delivery
By Robert Novak, (R-Douchebag)
While jumping up on cue to cheer during the speech
and delivering rave reviews afterward,
conservative members of Congress were deeply
disappointed by Bush's speech Tuesday night.
It was not merely that the president abandoned
past domestic goals. He appeared to be moving
toward bigger government. The consensus on the
Right was that Bush's fifth SotU was his worst.
Subject: a Finnish fan
Just letting you know that you have an ardent
fan in Finland, Northern Europe.
Your tequila tree house is one of the very few
sites I visit almost daily.
I have lured even my American, conservative wife
to read a Bartcop rant every now and then.
Before we got married this summer, she had been
thoroughly brainwashed by Fox News.
She had been a leftist prior to 9/11, but, sadly,
she had started listening to Sean Hannity
without knowing how to take his words: with a
truck-load of salt.
Anyway, with your help, Bartcop, I have been able
to drive a few points home with my wife.
We live in Finland now. So far, people here have
enjoyed almost free health care and education,
plus relatively large wages for working class.Why
should we go along with the crappy right-wing
politics and agree that it is best if a small
percentage of people gets almost all the benefits of
economic growth while the others have to settle
for less than they have now.
Thanks for the sanity you bring to my life.
All the best,
Pauli, thanks for that.
Bauer in Patriot Act Fray
During a commercial break while the fictional
Bauer was desperately searching for canisters of deadly
nerve gas that had fallen into the hands of terrorists,
viewers in the DV area saw an ad questioning the
wisdom of senators who would "weaken" the Patriot
Act. "What if they are wrong?" the ad asked.
It marked a blurring of Hollywood fantasy with
political reality that represented a sharp departure even in
the no-holds-barred world of political campaign
I think the show is very anti-Bush.
Several seasons have featured traitorous White House bastards murdering
for fun and profit.
They even talked about why the White House would intentionally
start a false war so they
could get their precious pipeline to bring oil to the Gulf so the Ameri-bastards
hundreds of billions of dollars without caring for the thousands they
Jack Bauer may be GOP, but Keifer is one of us.
"Americans haven't seen an increase in real
wages since the 1970s...But are you rioting?
No. You're voting for Republican
candidates who give people like me tax cuts.
You know what? I think that's your
way of saying 'thank you.' "
-- Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central
Subject: we need a new team
I am so disgusted with the Democrats for not fighting
for anything that is really important.
We are all just as disgusting if we don't try
and start a new party. It is obvious to me
(and I am pretty dumb) that the Democrats are
not ever going to fight for what is right.
We need a new party.
JP, seems we have two choices:
We can slap (or financially starve) Democrats into action OR
we can spend the next 30-40 years building an alternative party.
I don't have 30-40 years, and neither does the America we once knew.
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"I'm watching some B-I-itch from the Friends
of the Earth.
My gosh, Bush just offered you switchgrass.
You people ought to be having multiple
It was a hydrogen car last year; switchgrass
cars this year."
-- Rush the vulgar Junkie, clearly pissed at his president,
Wasn't Cheney on Rush's show just before the SotU speech?
Didn't he tell the Pigboy he'd really like the speech when he
I guess this make Bush a left-wing kook and Cheney a liar.
Don't you like the sound of Edwards-Clinton,
in that order?
All I know about Edwards is from the 2004 campaign
where he was ordered by Kerry to "play nice."
Plus, by 2008, Hillary will have more senate experience than Edwards,
not to mention her eight years co-running the White House.
Subject: failed filibuster
Kerry's filibuster may be "obviously" doomed today,
but it wasn't last week...
It was a long shot from the beginning, but Kerry
and those who tried
deserve credit for making the fight.
If Kerry acted like a leader and threatened to filibuster Alito within
of his being named, I think more Democrats would've signed on.
But Kerry, always the meekest, mildest and most cautious tutu in the
He had to be shamed
into keeping his damn 2003 promise by certain websites.
The Democrats don't want to win.
has good stuff.
Subject: Truman comments
In the "Bush=Truman" article link that you included,
I'm wondering if the author of that article mixed
up his Trumans.
Perhaps he meant Capote, not Harry...
After all, whatever happened to Ganon-Guckert?
Or how many Log Cabin Republicans have visited
the Lincoln Bedroom "under" Bush?
(Lord, forgive me for that terrible pun).
Hope all is well in Jesusland, my son.
Give my best to the lovely Mrs. Bart...
I will pass on your good wishes to Mrs. Mushroom,
Vatican City West, Minnesota
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Bush bullies hiding bartcop.com
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2006 SotU Contest Winners
First and fifth places decided by less than ten votes.
Don't you wish you had voted?
Subject: saw it in L.A.
Bart, new bumper sticker:
Being a Liberal
in America today feels like
being a Mensa
member stuck on the Short Bus.
trade young men for oil."
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$65.37 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2252 have died for Bush's oil greed
Does the BFEE have a marble or granite franchise in the DC area?
Bush's gusher of blood.
will oil hit $100 a barrel?
March 4, 2008?
Nabbed after Gay Bar Hatchet Attack
A teenage Republican, suspected of a hatchet-and-gun
attack in a Massachusetts gay bar,
shot and killed his passenger and a cop before
he was critically wounded in a gun battle
with police Saturday, authorities said.
Walsh said Jacob Robida shot Officer Jim Sell,
during a traffic stop in Gassville, Arkansas.
"He started firing at our officer and a state
police officer, and the officers returned fire,"
said Baxter County Sheriff John Montgomery.
"They went medieval on his ass."
Jacon Robida was met at the Gates of Hell by Paul
Oscar golden boy George Clooney didn't spend
the day toasting his good luck after grabbing
nominations for supporting actor in Syriana
and for director and co-writer of the Edward R.
Murrow bio Good Night, and Good Luck,
which also is a best-picture candidate.
Clooney's output might be more serious, but he's
not. Asked what social issues, beyond the power
of the press in Good Night and oil-industry
corruption in Syriana, he wants to tackle next and he jokes,
"I want to do a film about clown drug addicts.
It's a big political issue in the next election cycle."
Actually, George, it was a big political issue
the last 2-3 elections,
...but the Democrats were too polite to mention
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