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Friday  Feb 10, 2006   Volume 1706 - Stop Crime Now

Quote of the Day

"Conservative bloggers and cable talkers 
  (and Howie Kurtz) are furious about what 
  went down at the CS King funeral..."  
      -- Howie Kurtz, who is furious that his precious W
          had to hear unfiltered feedback from Americans,    Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Our Tiny Megaphone 
Libby: Blame Cheney 
Whore TIME lied 
Destruction of the Con
Bush & the Stripper
More Katrina Lies 
Blindsided by Bush
Yanks Cock Up 
Beyonce Panther



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"He's our president, and we have to respect him as our leader. 
  He's had a lot of crises that he's handled."  
       -- Jacky Thomas, 28, storew manager in Manchester, N.H.,   Link

Hey Jacky, can you name a crisis Bush didn't cause or add to?

The war, the economy, 9-11, Katrina - each of those he could have prevented but instead,
He completely went to sleep (9-11, Katrina) or he made things worse, (the economy
or he picked up the phone and ordered a catastrophe from Room Service (the war)

Did you give Jeffrey Dahmer points for handling his problems, too?


The Democrats' Tiny Megaphone
  by Richard Parry  as seen on consortiumnews.com


Sen. John Kerry recognizes that a key disadvantage for Democrats is the size of their "megaphone" 
compared with the one the Republicans shout their messages through. But Kerry's comment raises 
the question of why the liberal community has never spent very much to get a bigger megaphone, 
especially when the fate of the American democratic Republic may weigh in the balance. 

Note: consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet. 


Cheney 'Authorized' Libby to Break Law 
  ...what Scooter's told the Grand Jury


Scooter Libby testified to a federal grand jury that he had been "authorized" by Cheney and other 
White House "superiors" in the summer of 2003 to disclose classified information to journalists to 
defend the Bush administration's use of prewar intelligence in making the case to go to war with Iraq, 
according to attorneys familiar with the matter, and to court records.

Beyond what was stated in the court paper, say people with firsthand knowledge of the matter, 
Libby also indicated what he will offer as a broad defense during his upcoming criminal trial: 
that Cheney and other senior Bush administration officials had earlier encouraged him to share 
classified information with journalists to build public support for going to war..

For years, they've denied even knowing about this.
Now they're going to say, "What we did was legal," just like with wiretapping.

Are we ever going to say, "The crimes stop now?"


Whore TIME Magazine lied to its Readers


Summary: At least three reporters involved in an October 2003 Time magazine article that suggested 
Karl Rove was no longer under suspicion of outing Valerie Plame, and that contained Scott McClellan's 
denial that Rove was involved, knew at the time of the article that Rove had, in fact, outed Plame.

A TIME review of federal and state election records reveals that Ashcroft paid Rove's Texas firm 
$746,000 for direct-mail services in two gubernatorial campaigns and one Senate race from 1984 
through 1994. White House spokesman Scott McClellan said accusations of Rove's peddling 
information are "ridiculous." Says McClellan: "There is simply no truth to that suggestion."

Cooper, Duffy, and Dickerson all knew McClellan's statement was false. But despite that knowledge,
they participated in the publication of an article containing that quote, with no indication that it was untrue.

The fact that TIME is a whore magazine is not news.
They regularly lie for the White House - that's their function.

Their job is to protect Bush and smear Democrats.
This is not news.


Subject: how many died at Gitmo?


They don't count the dead ones.  Dead prisoners don't refuse to eat.  
I wonder how many meals they stuffed down the corpses before 
they gave up pretending they were still alive?



Subject: CSK's funeral


But of course, the networks never come out with the background that Poppy Bush campaigned against 
the Civil Rights Act to get his sorry ass elected in the South, and that the Repuglies have for thirty years, 
since Nixon, consciously courted and exacerbated racism in the South (our dear friend Pat Buchanan's 
abomination The Southern Strategy) to consolidate their base, now do they? 

Talk about inappropriate: the Bush's presence was in itself the height of unseemliness and an arrogant 
co-optation of the very passion they strove with all their might to derogate, deligitimize, and deride. 
Their failure to publicly apologize, at this most meet time to do so, for being on the wrong side of history 
is the real crime against dignity here.

As an aside: can this be the thin edge of the wedge, 
and can Dubya expect to have to listen to more of this? 
The prospect gives me untold glee!
Scott Peterson (no, not that one)

Plus, if I remember right, Poppy's dad Prescott, Hitler's financier, helped start Planned Parenthood
NOT to help women make reproductive choices, but to slow the black birth rate in America.

The Bush's must be the most destructive family in American history.


The Destruction of the Constitution


Once upon a time, in the middle of a nasty constitutional crisis in Washington, a most unlikely hero emerged
-- a Texas lawyer from one of our state's notoriously discriminated-against racial minorities. Think how lucky 
we were. It is one of the most famous sentences in all of American rhetoric: "My faith in the Constitution is whole,
it is complete, it is total." But what catches the eye today is the sentence that followed that famous declaration, 
the sentence that makes one so ashamed for Al Gonzales. Barbara Jordan's great, deep voice brought the 
impeachment hearings against Richard Nixon to an awed silence when she vowed, "And I am not going to 
sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution." 
Thirty years ago, this state could produce Barbara Jordan -- and now we send that pathetic pipsqueak Al Gonzales.



"The White House has been twisting arms to ensure that no Republican votes against Bush 
in the wiretapping scandal.  Congressional sources said Karl Rove has threatened to blacklist 
any Republican who votes against the president. The sources said the blacklist would mean a halt 
in any White House political or financial support of senators running for re-election in November." 
     -- insightmag.com,   Link

 I wish people of both sides could see the obvious:
 Bush gets weaker every day that goes by, from time, from scandal and from justice closing in.

 Plus the first republican to call a spade a spade could be the front-runner for 2008.

 Mark my words - when Bush is gone, dozens of whores will say,
"We knew Bush was an idiot, and we're glad to finally be rid of him."

 So why not say that NOW, when it counts?
 It won't help to be the 40th Republican to state the obvious.


Subject: Falwell's e-mails and phone bills

My God!  
Ridiculously simple and fiendishly brilliant!!  

If only the Dems had the smarts to hire you as their chief strategist!

They don't want to win.




"A day of eulogizing Coretta Scott King turned into a rare, in-person rebuke of President Bush, 
  with a succession of civil rights and political leaders assailing White House policies as evidence 
  that the dream of social and racial equality pursued by King and her slain husband was far from reality."  
    -- Richard Fausset     Link

 Republicans re so busy feigning outrage that these uppity negroes didn't praise the Giggling Murderer
 and his genocide policies when they finally had his attention after all these years at the funeral.  

 Bush showed up for the political points - he doesn't give a damn about Coretta Scott King.
 I'd like to hear the names he called her under his breath as he was leaving that church.


Subject: nothing to hide?

When they say they don't want an investigation they say: 
"Why fear an investigation if you have nothing to hide."

When they won't take an oath while testifying before congress, say: 
"If you're telling the truth, why fear an oath?"

When they fight against having a paper trail on electronic voting machines, say: 
"Why do you fear an audit trail if you're not cheating?"

-- Kirk in Albuquerque 

If you buy a loaf of bread at the 7-11, you get a cash receipt.
NOT because you accused the clerk of cheating, it's how business is done in America.

The BFEE says receipts aren't necessary whenever they're around,
and the Democrats almost always agree, because Bush can be trusted.

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"As for what a bad day for Bush might look like, oh, how about being a captive audience member 
at the funeral of a civil rights pioneer in front of thousands of people, none of whom voted for you 
except the woman sitting right next to you and possibly your dad."  
    -- Jon Stewart, on Der Monkey being stuck at Coretta Scott King's funeral


Subject: Bush illegal spying


The point of domestic spying is so the GOP can keep tabs on their US enemies (and anyone who dares 
to stand up or even whispers about standing up), and may be a big reason why the Dems are so spineless.  

It may also be a reason why Monkey-Boy's party has such good discipline.
Who knows what the top Repukes have on all of them?

People say that, but I just don't buy it (but absent a reason, I may have to.)
Besides rape and murder, what crimes are so bad?

Some bad checks?
Caught shoplifting when you were a kid?

Can the entire congress be guilty of such heinous crimes that they'd let Bush ruin America?

That would make Ol' Bart the cleanest man in America, and I doubt that's the case.


Subject: Hillary

It was GREAT for rich cat Hillary for the rest of us to SUFFER 
for 4 years because she wanted to be president in 2008.

She doesn't CARE about Americans -- just herself.
4 years short -- she is an opportunist.  
(Unnecessary vulgarity deleted)

I have a question for the Illogicals:

Let's say Clark was ahead by 29 points, and I launched an all-out "Screw Clark" campaign
and I swore I would do all I could to prevent the Democratic front running from winning.

That would never happen, because I, for one, am tired of the BFEE running the planet,
but wouldn't I be looking for a new career if I back-stabbed our front-runner?


Bush, the Stripper and Tortureboy


In 1996, Governor George W Bush received a summons to serve on a jury, which would have required 
his admission that 20 years earlier he had been arrested for drunk driving. Already planning his presidential 
campaign, he did not want this information made public. His lawyer made the novel argument to the judge 
that Bush should not have to serve because "he would not, as governor, be able to pardon the defendant in 
the future". (The defendant was a stripper accused of drunk driving.) The judge agreed, and it was not until 
the closing days of the 2000 campaign that Bush's record surfaced. On Monday, the same lawyer, Tortureboy,
appeared before the senate judiciary committee to defend "the client", as he called the president.

Gonzales was the sole witness called to explain Bush's warrantless domestic spying, in obvious violation of the 
foreign intelligence surveillance act (Fisa) and circumvention of the special court created to administer it. The scene 
at the Senate was acted as though scripted partly by Kafka, partly by Mel Brooks, and partly by John le Carré. 
After not being sworn in, the absence of oath-taking having been insisted upon by the Republicans, 
Gonzales offered legal reasoning even more imaginative than that he used to get Bush off jury duty: a melange 
of mendacity, absurdity and mystery. 

Why isn't that bold, underlined part a big story?
Why bother to testify if it's legal to lie?

Why does Gonzales have to be free to lie before he'll testify,
just like Bush & Cheney when they "testified" about 9-11.

Someday, when a Democrat is called to testify, if the Democrats ghad any balls,
(should I even bother to finish this sentence?)  they'd insist that OUR GUY
testify without the oath, but then GOP would scream and then we'd cave in - again.


Subject: Bush's illegal spying

President Dumbass keeps defending his domestic spying program by saying that it only targets calls
from KNOWN Al Queda operatives overseas calling into the US.  If that is the case, why aren't there 
thousands of arrests of the peoople getting these calls from KNOWN Al Queda operatives?  

Plus, how do we know that these calls are from KNOWN Al Queda operatives?  
If we know about them, why aren't we targeting them?  
These KNOWN operatives could be picked up and sent to Bush's overseas torture chambers.  
Why isn't anyone asking these questions?  Aren't they intuitively obvious to the casual observer? 
(a phrase I got from my physics teacher).
Keep hammering

Tom, you've caught them lying.
Truth is, they spy on any suspected terrorist, which includes PETA and Greenpeace.

Remember, they made it a CRIME to let someone know that Bush was spying on them.
So if honest people know Bush is bugging Hillary, Gore and Kerry, they're prevented from 
saying anything because, no doubt, Bush's laws threaten them with death in prison if they talk.


Yanks Cock Up the Right to Free Speech


I'm talking about Sir Mick Jagger having two songs censored by American TV networks during 
Sunday's Super-bowl, for fear they would upset the country's dominant Christian right. 
Did he call Jesus gay or Mary a whore? No. He mentioned a grain-eating farmyard animal.

This is the line deemed so offensive in the land of BLEEP* that it had to be taken off screen: 
"Once upon a time I was your little rooster, am I just one of your cocks?" And if you think 
stopping a rock-and-roll pensioner saying "cocks" is nothing to worry about, think again. 

These are the same TV networks who decide what their people see whenever BLEEP* 
sends troops on a foreign military adventure. 

* I have censored the use of the US President's name
   because it can be construed as a term for female pubic hair.


Subject: Screw Hillary

Bart, Screw Hillary.

Russ is MY MAN for '08.
He has the balls we need to take back this country.


Ken, if Feingold was 29 points ahead of the pack, and everybody agreed it was his to lose,
and I swore I would do all I could to prevent the Democratic front runner from winning.

That would never happen, because I, for one, am tired of the BFEE running the planet,
but wouldn't I be looking for a new career if I back-stabbed our front-runner?



TV Stuff

I don't think Lady Heather would be too popular around here.
Last night on C.S.I., she found the guy who pulled a Dr. Mengele on her dead daughter.
She drove him into the desert and tied his soon-to-be-dead-ass ass to the grill of her car.
Then she got out her cat-o-nine-tails and whipped him bloody and didn't bother to stop.

You go, girl.
Eventually, Grissom found her and stopped her, but she did not want to stop.

That's the answer Dukakis should've given Bernard Shaw in 1988.


More Katrina Lies 


The earliest official report of a New Orleans levee breach came at 8:30 a.m., hours after Katrina 
roared ashore. Word of the possible breach surfaced at the White House less than three hours later, at 11:13 a.m. 
In all, 28 federal, state and local agencies reported levee failures on Aug. 29, according to a timeline of e-mails, 
situation updates and weather reports that Senate Democrats say raise questions about whether the government 
moved quickly enough to rescue storm victims from massive flooding.

They're going to lie about everything until they get caught.
They must pay a penalty for lying or the lying will continue.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Subject: Gore and LIEberman

Hi Bart,

Lieberman DOES reflect badly on Gore.  
If Gore thought that a rightwing religious nut and man representing a foreign country's interests (Israel's) 
was going to inoculate him from the right wing attacks of Republicans, he should have known better.  
Lieberman IS a right wing Republican.  

Gore's bullshit detector was not working and that was a major flaw in Gore's character.
Don the Day Trader

Let's not forget - at the time, they said Gore chose Lieberman because he was Clinton's harshest critics, 
and Gore wanted to distance himself from his partner, the best president America had in at least 50 years.

Gore's stupidity and timidity gave birth to the nightmare we're in now.


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Subject: Ordinary George

I just have to put my two cents in because I personally don't believe it would matter how Bush was born, 
with a golden spoon or in a manger . . . he is a sociopath, and more, because he has absolutely no curiosity at all. 
Plus, with the family money, aside from the fact that Bush was hustled and bought his way into Texas, 
he had never been out of this country. A guy in the White House who had never been out of this country
. . . money and position of a family does not a person make. Far from ordinary, which I take to mean "average," 
and Bush is an insult to the average in our society, in my humble opinion. :)
Bush likes to brag about his position and the fact that he was a "C" student in college . . . and, I've always felt that 
that grade "C," which is average, was also bought for him by his poppy Bush. Bush never worried about grades. 
The one thing that has been used in Bush's life and is responsible for much of the way US government is taken 
care of by the Bush administration . . . is money and the fact that they think everyone has his price, and Bush and 
those like him, measure themselves by their money, that is why they never have enough and will continue to steal 
until they are cuffed . . . they buy favors, votes, informants . . . all done with taxpayers money, of course.
The reason Bush is so scary is because he has no conscience or feelings . . . he has to fake them and when I've 
seen him do this, which is every time he opens his mouth, it's pretty obvious. He has only feelings about himself .
. . that is why he has such a violent temper that he keeps under control in the public most of the time. Bush, 
without the money, would be a crackhead or a drunk and probably would be in jail today, serving time for 
something. In fact, I've always felt that the reason he goes to bed so early is so he can toddy himself off to sleep. 
It's hard to tell what we don't know because of the unlimited greed of this regime, and everyone allows Bush to be Bush.
Thanks BartCop, I'm a little windy tonight, ")
Shirley S 


"I'm trade young men for oil."

 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $62.62 a barrel
makes $125,240,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2264   2267 have died for Bush's oil greed

Bush's gusher of blood.

What date will oil hit $100 a barrel?

Two weeks?
Christmas Day?
March 4, 2008?


"We need more dead."


"Bush met with Jordan's King Abdullah. Yeah, there was one awkward 
  moment when Bush asked King Abdullah, 'How is Queen Latifah?' "  
        --Conan O'Brien


L.A. Mayor Blindsided by Bush Announcement  
 Was Bush lying about the whole thing?


Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said Thursday he was blindsided by Bush's announcement of a purported 
2002 hijacking plot aimed at a downtown skyscraper, and said he hadn't heard from the White House.

"I'm amazed that the president would make this (announcement) on national TV and not inform us of 
these details through the appropriate channels," the mayor told The AP. "I don't expect a call from 
the president but somebody."

We don't know if he's saying he never knew of the plot,
or if he had no idea about Bush's announcement.

If thr AP ever gets a writer than can write a story clearly,
it'll shock the hell out of me.


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The president's revisionist lecture
 Bush pisses off the Catholics


One...comes away with the impression that the national media, for all the disparaging remarks tossed its way
by this administration, is considerate to a fault. Comparing the sound bites and the quoted portions in news stories 
to what we heard and to the actual transcript posted on the White House Web site, it is clear that the president 
was the beneficiary of some very generous spirits. The press constructs a far more cogent argument on the 
president's behalf out of discrete passages than anyone could manufacture from the whole speech itself.

They've been doing this so long, we stopped keeping count.
Every day, the press manufactures the news to make Bush look better.

They tell us of successes that haven't happened yet.
They change Bush's speech to what he meant to say, not what he actually said.

When Clinton was president, they did the opposite.
They did everything they could to destroy our elected president,
while propping up the idiot.bastard who stole his way into the White House.


Beyonce stars in Pink Panther
 Unfunny comedy expected to make billions,
 then unfunny sequels will make billions more




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