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1713 - Fuel me once
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"On Meet the Whore, Mary Matalin claimed that
the public should be "presuming what we all know,
that Cheney doesn't drink." I don't
think we should presume that about anyone who has already
admitted to drinking before the hunting
accident in question. Plus, Cheney has been convicted
twice of drinking and driving."
-- David Sirota, Link
There Will Be No Normandy
It's Munich in America, people. We can dream
the pleasant dream that if we just stand by quietly while the
Boy King gobbles up some of our liberties, he
won't want any more, but that would be a lot like Chamberlain
dreaming that a chunk of Czechoslovakia would
be enough to appease Hitler. It wasn't, and it won't be.
Do I overstate the concern?
The New York Times recently editorialized "We
can't think of a president who has gone to the American people
more often than George W. Bush has to ask them
to forget about things like democracy, judicial process and the
balance of powers - and just trust him. We also
can't think of a president who has deserved that trust less."
The Times should know.
Between rah-rah'ing the war for Bush, sitting
on the Downing Street Memos as if they were banana import trade
policy documents, and covering for Judith Miller
while she covered for The Cheney Gang, they have about as
much blood on their hands as does Donald Rumsfeld.
But if even the Times can work up the concern to print
a line like that, we're in a world of hurt.
Those shreds of parchment on the floor of the
aren't from Mrs. Washington's shopping list,
I'm afraid to say.
attacks cost Iraq $6.25bn
Attacks by insurgents on Iraq's oil industry
cost the country $6.25bn in lost revenue during 2005,
according to the people who are stealing the
oil they claim wasn't pumped. A total of 186 attacks
were carried out, they claim on oil sites last
year, claiming the lives of 138 guards, they claim.
evil oil men lie to steal $6.25 billion dollars?"
"It will take a generation to undo the damage
that Bush has done to conservatism, America's
fiscal health, and the whole idea of
limited government. My prediction: we will see huge tax
increases soon after Bush leaves the
scene. He will insist they are a betrayal of his legacy.
They will, in fact, be the logical
consequence of everything he has said and done."
-- Andrew Sullivan, broken hearted after his public breakup with Der Monkey,
Subject: In Iraq
Bart, my little bro has just started his tour
My little bro.
How fucked up is it when your little bro will
be responsible for killing
some people who certainly need to die, but also
some people who are
just pissed off that their country has been invaded?
Won't be any humor out of this mind till he's
home safe and sane.
Crowd, Slams GOP
Washington Democrats greeted Howard Dean on Monday
night as if it were early 2004,
when his presidential campaign was igniting liberals
in the party. A record crowd of more than
1,200 Democrats packed the party's annual crab-feed
fundraiser and gave Dean a series of
standing ovations, screaming their support for
his condemnation of Republicans.
If only Democrats would stand with their party chairman.
Whenever Dean tells the truth, elected Democrats say, "He
doesn't speak for me."
If this graphic isn't moving, hit "refresh"
"Bush's propaganda effort is unprecedented
and disturbing. The American people are stuck with
high prescription drug prices, high
gas prices, and high college costs. This report raises serious
questions about this Administration's
priorities for the country. Changes need to be made to
reign in the President's propaganda
-- California Rep George Miller, finding out that Bush spent $1.6
yes, that's $1.6 BILLION, on domestic propaganda since 2003,
Bush has been paying whores like Armstrong Tom Williams, Bob Novak
and Judith Miller BILLIONS
to spread his bullshit around so they can quote the NY Whore
Times as "proof" that they're honest and good.
Terrible things were done to Maher Arar, and
his extreme suffering was set in motion by George Bush.
With the facts carefully documented, he tried
to sue for damages. But last week a federal judge waved
the facts aside and told Mr. Arar, in effect,
to get lost. We're in a new world now and the all-powerful
U.S. government apparently has free rein to ruin
innocent lives without even a nod in the direction of
due process or fair play. Mr. Arar, a Canadian
who has led an exemplary life, was seized and shackled
by U.S. authorities at Kennedy Airport in 2002,
and then shipped off to Syria, his native country, where
he was held in a dungeon for the better part
of a year. He was tormented and at times tortured.
I'm so old, I remember asking on ths page how the people of late-thirties
just stand there and watch as a fascist, madman killer, with
the support of the press, industry
and the military, turned them into a fascist country that was the most
feared of all nations.
Here we go again...
"Expecting politically smart, brave behavior
from Democrats could easily be classified as aneurosis,
even a psychosis. There is no depth
to which Demcorats will plummet a soul into screaming horror
as their manifest incompetence trashes
the republic. Biden? Bayh? Lieberman? Rockefeller?
I'm surprised these guys can find their
dicks in the morning, let alone show up for work."
--paradox, speaking the plain truth,
"This guy sounds just as mean as that Bart fella..."
Subject: Der Monkey is insane
Some people say this is a rotten idea because
two of the 9-11® hijackers were from Dubai.
On the other hand, all but two of the members
of the Bush administration are native born
Americans and look at the damage they've done!!!
Roy A, SMSgt. USAF (Ret.)
Roy, glad you made it to retirement.
is no Fourth Amendment
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Bush didn't
need court approval when he authorized
his little surveillance program, and that the
U.S. law establishing a special court to review wiretap
requests doesn't need to be changed. "I don't
think that it does need to be rewritten," Frist, who
adopted cats in medical school so he could kill
and dissect them for practice, said on "Face the Whore."
When asked if spying was OK without a warrant,
he said, 'I personally don't think so.'"
Subject: holy crap, it's Tommy
Last night i was watching Comedy Central and caught
"Distraction" for the first time.
While i was watching, i said, "Hey, that looks
like Tommy Mack. I went to high school with him."
Then a little web research got me to the picture
on your site, and lo and behold, it was him.
It seems you guys know him pretty well, so please
tell tommy that Mandi says hi, and drop me a line. :)
Mandi, I'm just his partner in show business - so there's no reason
to bother to tell his show business partner that he's going to be on
They're re-running his (hopefully) painful episode Thursday jusr before
so tune in tomorrow
night for the Tommy Mack/Jon Stewart Comedy
This episode includes ""Stunt bottles," "blinking electro" and "rope
I hoping to see him get with some "rope burn," myself.
When they ask him what he does for a living, if he fails to reply, "I
produce the great
BartCop Internet Radio program located at bartcop.com ,"
he'll be sleeping in my garage this weekend - and winter finally came
a part of Bartcop Radio
"On FOX Whore News Cheney said he can't blame
anybody else. Boy, the only time you get
accountability out of this administration
is when they are actually holding a smoking gun."
-- Bill Maher, who you should be watching on HBO
him pantsed and brought to my office immediately!"
Subject: Iowa getting first pick
Hey Bart, last issue 1712, Jack said, "I went
to bed thinking Dean was the nominee
in Iowa and woke up hearing that Kerry
was now the nominee. HUH!!!"
We should never forget that Iowa used voting machines
with no paper trail.
How do we know that 4th-place Kerry really won?
Subject: 31 years after
Bart, you wrote:
> We can't walk away.
> We can't stay forever
I say we don't usually walk when we lose
American Embassy, April 1975
April 1975, US chopper atop
Saigon building, symbol for loss of war
Geoff, no need to apologize for the truth,
Off Objections to Port Deal
The King has spoken...
Brushing aside objections from Republicans and
Democrats alike, Bush endorsed the takeover of six major
U.S. seaports by the United Arab Emirates. He
pledged to veto any bill Congress might approve to block the agreement.
The president on Tuesday defended his administration's
earlier approval of the sale to Dubai Ports World,
despite concerns in Congress it could increase
the possibility of terrorism at American ports.
The sale would put Dubai Ports in charge of major
shipping operations in New York, New Jersey, Baltimore,
New Orleans, Miami and Philadelphia. "If there
was any chance that this transaction would jeopardize the
security of the United States, it would not go
forward," Bush said.
for the port, George..."
Subject: Port issue a political
This port issue is a pure political ploy.
Bush wants to take on Congress and have Congress
win this by overriding his veto.
Because Bush, Rove, Cheney are deathly afraid
that one House of Congress will flip to the Democrats
in the 2006 election. If that happens,
hearing are going to be held on a ton of issues with the possibility
of Bush being impeached on the illegal wiretap
issue. The way to stop this is to have the Republican
Congress "show" to the American people that they
are independent of the White House.
Seriously -- this is a classic Republican political
play. People like Rick Santorum will run ads saying:
"Santorum stood up to the President when he was
wrong on the port issue. We need independent
leaders like Rick Santorum." We are in
the middle of a failed Presidency. Bush has given up on the
American people and is just trying to preserve
some kind of legacy that is not tainted with illegal
activities being uncovered. If illegal
activities were to be uncovered, then Jeb Bush would never
have a chance to become President down the road.
of Dubai Sellout, WH Claims
Der Monkey was in ignorant bliss of the
pending sale of six major U.S. seaports to Dubai
until the deal already had been approved by his
administration, the White House said Wednesday.
I guess that shows how well he's "protecting America's
Defending the sellout, his posse said that it
should have briefed Congress sooner about the transaction,
which has triggered a major political backlash
among both Republicans and even some Democrats.
Bush on Tuesday blew off objections by leaders
in the Senate and House that the $6.8 billion sale could
raise risks of terrorism at American ports. In
a hissy, he pledged to veto any bill Congress might approve
to block the agreement involving the sale to
the Arab firm.
a BFEE Partner
They wouldn't sell us out without a
The Dubai firm that won the Bush lottery to run
six US ports has at least two ties to the BFEE.
One is Treasury Secretary John Snow, whose agency
heads the federal panel that signed off on the
$6.8 billion sale to government-owned Dubai Ports
World, the other connection is David Sanborn,
was tapped by Bush last month to head the US
Maritime Administration, proving that Bush
this sale was pending.
Subject: its a good thing
man its a good thing assholes like
you arnt in charge of the country or wed all be dead by now
lol why dont you just scream that
you love obl and want your wife to have his children, asshole!
Jay, good thing we have a brave, competent, strong and honest leader
like Bush, right?
Banana plants are the largest plants on earth without a woody stem.
'Wild claim' site swears it's true
A written report from Secret Service agents guarding
Cheney when he shot Harry
two weeks ago says Cheney was "clearly inebriated"
at the time of the shooting.
Agents saw Cheney using alcohol during the hunting
expedition, the report notes, and Cheney
exhibited "visible signs" of impairment, including
slurred speech and erratic actions, the report said.
Note: Capitol Hill Blue is possibly as reliable as The Onion.
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Subject: Criminal negligence
'September the 11th changed the way I think,'
George W. Bush says.
He was talking about protecting the American
people from future terrorist attacks.
So naturally he decides it perfectly reasonable
to turn over six major ports to
a government on record as having bankrolled 9/11
and other terrorist acts.
Try criminal negligence.
has good stuff.
Subject: sending Harry home with
birdshot in his heart
I worked the last 20 yrs. of my 40 yr. career
in nursing in ICU, and I can tell you with certainty
that Harry went home with a nurse trained in
ACLS, cardiac monitor and emergency equipment.
And probably a para-medic also.
They'd sneak this stuff into his home while everyone
else was watching the hospitial.
Joy the R.N.
If I was Cheney, I'd use some of my stolen billions to move a
doctor in with Ol' Harry.
If he died, there might be a trial.
Would those SS agants commit perjury for the heartless Cheney?
In the US those with power and influence do everything
they can to keep the American public delusional,
so they can do what they want. And be clear that
the way they do it, on big issues, is nothing more or less than
the Big Lie technique pioneered by pre-World
War II Germans. Tell a big lie, and stick to it. Iraq has WMD.
We can cut taxes and revenue will increase. Iraq
was involved with 9/11. John Kerry was a coward in Vietnam.
The solution involves drumming out of journalistic
life those who continually lie to the public.
trade young men for oil."
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$62.74 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2279 have died for Halliburton
Bush's gusher of profits.
"It is the returning soldier's mentality. You
spend a year in combat, getting shot at, escaping death.
When you get back, you've got a pocketful
of money. So you get a fast car or motorcycle."
-- Cliff Capps,
on the 350 soldiers who have died in motorcycle crashes since returning
from combat, Link
That's another 350 men who would be alive if Bush wasn't consumed
with oil greed.
Subject: Why do we let Iowa pick
An EXCELLENT question. As a native Iowan
and current resident, I think it's stupid.
I'm sure that Dean won the Caucuses in 2004,
but the Democrats never release the
actual vote totals, and there is no control on
that. I think the establishment (whatever we
mean by that) decided that Kerry would need to
be the nominee, so he had to win Iowa.
So they just announced that he won, with Edwards
On the other hand, we're about to hand over the
governor's mansion and power to a current
Congressman who is responsible as chairman of
the House Finance committee for the huge deficits
and previous achievement was putting a bag over
his head when talking on the floor of the House
about the House Banking Scandal and divorced
his wife when she got sick (no, it's not Newt).
Keep that hammer swingin'
Mike in Des Moines
"Accidents do and will happen - and that's
what happened last Friday.
-- Harry Whittington's statement,
claiming he wasn't shot Saturday as Cheney claims
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"Bush seems to be wrapped in bubbles, surrounded
by sycophants. Bush was in Tampa today
in front of one of those invited audiences
he speaks to. The first question, this is not a joke,
said the nation was blessed to have
Bush as president. That was a question. The second one
called Jeb 'your great brother.' You
know, at least when Clinton got blown it was in private."
-- Bill Maher
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Fabricated his War
More than 2,200 dead troops and $250 billion
later, either incredibly stupid or surpassingly dishonest souls
still tell us that there was no lie involved,
just "intelligence failure." If we actually believe that, then the true
intelligence failure is between our own ears...Such
a failure, were it genuine, would constitute the greatest
espionage blunder in history. If someone actually
got it that wrong, they'd be disqualified from just getting out
of bed to face the day, let alone going on to
gather information relating to the conduct of the resulting war.
But, of course, it was all a cruel, malicious
ruse. An outrageous scam on an unprecedented scale.
Subject: Katrina's Chain of Failure
The main difference between Whittington and the
people of New Orleans
is the VP's friend got immediate and expensive
...will have to wait until tomorrow..
Pink has lashed out at Paris Hilton, challenging
her spelling ability.
Hilton has been quoted saying Pink - silent since
2003 - is just using her and other celebrities
to make a musical comeback, after lampooning
her and other celebrities in her video, Stupid Girls.
Pink has furiously challenged Hilton in return
saying, "Spell it. Spell comeback!"
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