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Wednesday March 1, 2006 Volume
1717 - President Evil
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"Until now terrorists had no means of delivering
their weapons to the US except
through the theft of an airplane or
two. Now they have access to every ship
entering American thanks to King George,
the Duke of Dubai."
the Ripper, Link
on Bush Abuses
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
The Washington Post and other leading U.S. news
outlets are having trouble bridging the widening chasm
between the American self-image as the world's
beacon for human rights and the new reality under George
W. Bush of the United States as a country that
practices torture, assassination and "disappearances."
This disconnect arose on the Post's Feb. 28 editorial
page as the newspaper took note of the mounting
evidence that the Bush administration is letting
its torturers off the hook, while simultaneously writing
as if Bush has the moral standing to condemn
the U.N.'s human rights body.
The New Tork Times and The Washington Post have been protecting Bush
They have constantly withheld damaging Bush facts while printing
salacious rumors about Democrats.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
to Bush: Back Off Iran
Egypt's Mubarak strongly advised Bush not to
attack Iran, warning that military action would create more
terrorists in Iraq. Mubarak also warned
Cheney that ground troops "will have a hard time" in such a conflict.
"If an airstrike (against Iran) takes place, then
Iraq will be turned to terror groups," Mubarak warned.
He said Shiite Muslims in the Gulf region also
could turn against the United States because "Iran generously
provides for Shiites in every country and these
people are ready to do anything if Iran is attacked."
So our best option is to let Iran have the bomb?
After Bush wanred them they'd soon be the next Iraq?
Dear Republican Party leaders:
We gotta get these blood-thirty fools out of
the White House and we don't have much time left.
Please allow this madmen to be investigated they'll
be forced to resign for their many crimes.
Democrats are frozen with fear and action needs to be taken right away,
we want evidence of Bush's blunders to come in the form of a mushroom cloud.
"Listen to my advice for once.
You have vital interests in the Gulf
region, especially oil."
-- Hosni Mubarak telling - get this - Cheney - that there's oil in
The Gulf, Link
Subject: Parker & Stone
You say you know Parker and Stone are super-rich
As you often ask your readers, Can you prove
that you know this with confirmed facts?
Can you quote reliable sources to back what you
CC, they've been on TV for years and years and had a fairly successful
plus other stuff I don't know about - so they probably make a few million
each, each year.
And the last interview I heard them do, they were good ol' boy Republicans.
Have you heard different?
You know me - never one to pick a fight, but they said what they said.
If they now denounce Satan, let them say so clearly so all can hear.
taking a Break
Saw it on Marty's
Aaron McGruder said Tuesday he would take about
six months off beginning in March.
"Every well needs occasional refreshing," he wrote
to editors carrying the strip. "I hope that this fall
you will agree that the time away from the demands
of deadlines has served the strip, your readers and me."
McGruder offered no further explanation and declined
Hmmmm, we needs all guns firing while the beast is wounded, but I sorta
If he needs a break, he needs a break - let's hope it's not serious.
If his head's about to bust open, there's not much else he can do.
"McCain is now Bush's Bitch."
I'm not sure I get the "now" part of that.
McCain became Bush's bitch in Carolina in 2000.
Bush made a previously unannounced visit to Kabul
Wednesday to rally U.S. troops in Afghanistan
and praise oil puppet Hamid Karzai at a time
of rising violence from the Taliban and al Qaeda terrorists.
After a brief, four-hour visit Bush was expected
to land in New Delhi Wednesday night for two days
of high-level talks about India's nuclear program
and why their economy is better than ours.
Something that's true, but they never point out?
When Bush or Dick the Killer or Rummy or Condi go to Iraq or Afghanistan,
they have to make it a surprise because after all these years
of US military might,
neither country is stable enough to announce a state visit in advance.
The only chance they have to visit either country is to zip in and out,
making sure there's no news of their visit until they're long
And after four long and bloody years, we can't even control Baghdad's
Gee, do they think we might control Baghdad's Airport Road by, ...say,
Meanwhile, Bush and the networks tell us, "We're
winning the war!"
"Our seaports and our border crossings are
prime targets for terrorists.
Why let a foreign operation control
vital Texas infrastructure and property?"
-- Carole Strayhorn, Scottie the Underber's Momma,
mother is crazy - I wash my hands of her..."
Subject: Bart on Buzzflash
to family history, knows quite well how "professionalism" was used
to water down reporting.
We've noted it here before but we try to be professional
without being a professional (phrase stolen from Michelle Phillips).
We're also bothered by the emegence of gatekeepers,
the net's own Cokie Roberts, Sam Donaldsons, Gwen Ifells . . .
A lot of net space has been wasted with talk
of "tone." People rushed to give props to a New Republican who felt the
was shocking. That would be The New Republican
that cheerleaded the war. (Which one? As Marty points out, every one.)
It was sites like BuzzFlash and
with their attitude (which we don't consider a bad word) that led the online
to this administration. They didn't do it by
fretting about "tone."
thanks to PT
mocks Cheney on Dave
Wore 'Harry Whittington' make-up at Dave's couch
The actor (ha
tiny wounds on the left side of his face, resembling a spray of buckshot
and when he smiled he revealed one tiny hole
in his front tooth where he was allegedly hit by the ammunition.
Willis joked, "I got shot."
Has he become another Dennis Miller at the Box
Looks like the habitual wife-cheater needs to
put some daylight between him and Dick the Killer.
Subject: Sex Pistols & Bart
Bart, you wrote:
> You see, I had the bad manners to remember
watching them say that when the band started,
> they couldn't even play their own instruments.
One guy worked in a used clothing store, and they
> let him in the band so they would have colorful
costumes if they ever got a gig.
that's THE Perfect setup for a fiercely angry
sub-working class gang of hopeless heretics
to take on the very Queen of England; and score
a number one single!!!
while being ferociously banned from the airwaves
and charts...they had a BLANK for number one, LOL,
in the UK charts when they did that...they just
had the #1 and then left the rest of that entry EMPTY...lol...
pistolas are sayin' "dixie-chick this u muthaaas"
the most viciously honest political mi lai massacre
on a subway train noise that ever shook the earth...johnny ROTTEN...
bart, i know u for years every day now...you ARE
smart enough to get how important and cleansing and necessary
they were and how grateful we should be...listen
to that neil young song abou johnny rotten if that's an easier entre for
tho i know u like the more hard rockin' blues
stuff and this is really not about music; it's about anti-music and it's
purposefully desperate and ugly as life really
is...as you've been teaching so many...by reporting on the blood-money
murder neocon genocidal mega elitie bfee...
i do love you bart...i never ever ever miss one
ish...ever...dude, you can get behind this...i'll help you thru it...lol.
we need their equivalent right now; we needed
them right after the bush coup for koresh sake...
i'll help you with this...lol...
Dude, I'm hip to the Pistols and the value of fighting back against
I'm just saying music-wise, they weren't the best we have.
Thanks for the offer to help :)
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"The president has already decided. He said
he's for it.
So he has the verdict already, and
now he's having the trial."
-- Chuck Schumer, on the 45-day review for Bush's secret ports giveaway,Link
Subject: coat hangers to South
The Maggot Punks (www.maggotpunks.com) have decided
to send out a bunch of coat hangers
to Mike Rounds (R-Woman Hater) the governor of
South Dakota. He has legislation on his desk
that would ban virtually all abortions in his
state. We just want him to see some of the medical
"instruments" that will be used to perform abortions
if he decides to sign this bill.
If anyone wants their name on a coathanger, Click
Here for all the details.
Keep swingin' that hammer,
Spot the Dog
need men to decide for them..."
Dude, I heard about that situation.
The only Women's Services are provided by people from out-of-state.
They come in once a week to assist those who can't afford to travel
to a civilized state.
rich from phoney "energy crisis"
Bush and Cheney called Enron's gouging,
Timothy Belden, who ran Enron's Western power
trading desk in 2000 and 2001, testified that
California's "dysfunctional" market in the aftermath
of electricity deregulation left it ripe for high prices.
almost $1 billion over nine months in late 2000 and the first half of 2001.
Geeeeeee, that s great, Bart.
Now if you could only find a poker story that
does nt ...mmsuck !
Actually, that wasn't a poker story.
The poker story that didn't get written was about Daniel Negranu hitting
a straight on the flop
so he picked up these three bricks - no, loaves of money
and bet, I think, $300K
cold cash money.
I think it was Johnnie Chan who stuck around and eventually hit a flush
on the last card, screwing him.
The story I told yesterday was about the striking imagery of seeing
tossed back and forth like kids playing with a beach ball in the back
New Mexico gets a whif of climate change
New Mexico got a stark glimpse this year of what
the future could be if steps aren't taken to curb climate change.
A state report predicted a possible rise of 8-12
degrees in New Mexico's temperature by the end of this century.
That would bring hotter summers and shorter,
warmer winters with less snow, the 47-page study said.
New Mexico's chief environmental official says
the forecast describes the state's plight already.
"In New Mexico this year, we have no ski areas
operating on natural snow," says Ron Curry, secretary of
the state's Environment Department. He notes
the huge loss last year of pinyon pines was worsened by drought and warmth.
"This just adds to the argument of what global
warming is doing to the climate."
Bush puts religious insanity (and personal greed) over science and logic.
Bush says the scientists are wrong, that warmer temperatures mean nothing.
This is another Bush disaster that will take 100 years to turn around,
Can we please impeach this bastard while we still have a
planet to fight for?
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Subject: troubled times
What the fuck are we gonna do Bart?
I'm 48 years old and for the first time in my
life, I'm ashamed of my country.
That just pisses me off to no end. That these
evil, greedy pieces of shit have brought us to this.
You and I are about the same age, grew up in the
same culture. My dad was a WWII vet and
I was taught to be proud of my country as I'm
sure you were too. Now that has been taken from us
in 5 short years. I knew when Der Monkey was
elected, we were in for a shit-storm, but what the fuck?
It boggles the mind just how bad things are right
now and Koresh knows what we don't even
fucking know about yet that's just ready to drop
on our heads at any time.
Thank you for a little daily dose of sanity, the
internet(s) is about all we've got anymore
and who knows how long before they go after that
My plan is to drink one, smoke one, stay focused, pay attention, keep
my eyes open,
keep my powder dry, and when the time is right, ...jump in and make
a big splash.
has good stuff.
Howard Stern says CBS is "bullying" him
with their lawsuit against him for financial damages.
Stern said CBS accused him of reaching a "secret
agreement" with his new employer, Sirius Satellite,
even though he disclosed it to CBS executives
and discussed his intentions to move to Sirius on the air.
Howard, I thought you were going to be happy with
all that freedom.
"This is perhaps one of the biggest and most
high-profile failures in radio history.
These ratings show that all of New
York has pretty much rejected David Lee Roth
as Howard Stern's replacement."
-- Adam Jacobson,
editor of Radio & Records magazine, after Roth's ratings showed him
down by 90 percent from Howard's drawing power
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Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$61.41 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2298 have died for Halliburton
The old bank robber, Willie Sutton, said, "I
rob banks because that is where the money is."
Halliburton has found that robbing the taxpayers
is even more lucrative than robbing banks.
"He's always taking flak from the left on the
charge that he's too zealous about
hunting terrorists, and now, Republicans
say that, with this ports deal, Bush is
soft on terrorists. He was just furious
that they'd question his commitment."
-- Rich Galen, on Dubya calling Republicans racists, Link
be Republican if...
You support the "war on drugs" but you think Rush Limbaugh is being
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It was semi-cold, for about three days, but summer
is back for the Winter of 2006.
They're calling for a high of 86
degrees today in Tulsa.
That's 86 degrees in the Winter, where it's usually
22 degrees, but then,
I've only lived here 30 years, so what would
the Smart people
In a letter to a friend in Europe, Abdul Na'as,
a Baghdad university professor in his 50s,
grieved for his killed friends and colleagues.
His letter concluded: "I wonder who is next!"
On January 28 Na'as drove from his office at Baghdad
University. Two cars blocked his,
and gunmen opened fire, killing him instantly.
Al-Na'as is not the first academic to be killed
in the mayhem of the "new Iraq". Hundreds of
academics and scientists have met this fate
since the March 2003 invasion. Baghdad universities
alone have mourned the killing of over
80 members of staff. The minister of education
stated recently that during 2005, 296 members
of education staff were killed and 133 wounded.
Just like the Nazis, Job #1 is killing the smart people, the
educated people, the teachers,
the liberals, the Jews, the gays and anybody who might be willing to
utter a complaint.
Why are Death Squads always a part of every covert BFEE-CIA job?
In all the tallies please don't forget the innocent
Iraqi casualties of the invasion
- 25000 and counting
and also the suicides of the returning soldiers - 300
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Note: Paris's rat is "Cinderella."
Paris has warned Oscar-winner Charlize Theron
to watch out
- because the pair could soon be battling for
the same movie roles.
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