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Wednesday March 8, 2006 Volume
1721 - A Slice of Coke
"Bush speaks to the audience as if they're
idiots. I think the reason he
does that is because that's the way
these issues were explained to him."
-- Graydon Carter, on Dubya,
Can there be any doubt?
India: Future menace?
by Ivan Leland as seen on Consortiumnews.com
Bush is playing a high-stakes game of nuclear-roulette
as he embraces India's rogue nuclear weapons program
-- and tolerates nuclear bombs in Pakistan and
Israel -- even as he rallies international pressure to stop Iran from
advancing its nuclear ambitions. Rather than
developing a strategy for eliminating nuclear bombs in the volatile region,
Bush's thinking apparently is that he should
be the one to pick and choose which nations should have nuclear weapons
and which ones shouldn't. In this guest essay,
Ivan Eland expands on Bush's risky nuclear gamble
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
Desperate to claim "we signed something"
A cardinal rule of negotiation is don't be afraid
to leave the table. Bush broke this rule.
India needed this deal more than the United States
did. But India that got everything it wanted—and Bush caved.
Bush reportedly ordered his negotiators to give
in on the final disputes rather than defer the accord and mangle his timetable.
Under the deal, India gets all the benefits of
a country that has signed the Nonproliferation Treaty—without having to
Fourteen of its reactors, designated as "civilian,"
will be permanently subject to the safeguards and inspections of the
International Atomic Energy Agency. But another
eight reactors, acknowledged as "military," will not be. In fact, the deal
permits India to install fast-breeder reactors
in these uninspected military facilities. This was one of the issues that
Bush caved on
in the final hours; until then, the U.S. negotiators
were insisting that the fast-breeder reactors be placed in the inspected
civilian facilities. Fast-breeder reactors can
produce enough plutonium to build dozens of nuclear weapons a year.
More nukes for hot-headed India - so Der Monkey
can claim a "victory."
GOP, isn't it time you took some action?
"You can see this man's greatness."
-- Chris Matthews, fellating another Republican, this time it's John Boehner,
Subject: Keith Richards
"Satisfaction" is not all that complicated, but
*REMEMBERING* such a riff is another thing altogether.
I think Jimmy Page, Frank Zappa or the Del
Castillo brothers could out-play Richards,
but I'm just saying it's not so easy to write
and remember those "easy" riffs.
Especially on drugs!
T for Texas
much, Feds get Involved
Bush is crazier than you think
The balance at JCPenney had gotten to an unhealthy
So they sent in a large payment, a check for
The check had arrived, but the amount on their
account hadn't changed.
They were told that the amount they had sent in
was much larger than their normal monthly payment.
And if the increase hits a certain percentage
higher than normal, Homeland Security has to be notified.
And the money doesn't move until the threat alert
Walter made some inquiries and found out about
the Bank Privacy Act.
So, the "Bank Privacy Act" means Bush is all in your business
The government investigates you if you write a check for $6500?
Is this another "secret law" that nobody knows about?
I'm so old, I remember when the GOP was about "less government,"
but that was before they traded their souls for Der Monkey's "jenius."
C'mon, GOP - you're going to have to stop this madman sooner or later.
"Too many bills passed by Congress include
-- Thrill-Killa Dubya, confessing that he stole billions from the
No, he wants the line-item veto, so
he can steal billions from the Treasury
away with hot lunch programs for inner-city schoolkids,
Subject: Only The Christian Right
Bush's approval numbers are down to 34%.
Don't look for them to go much lower because
in that 34% who still back him lay the Christian Right.
This group will stand behind him despite all the
corruption and scandals.
This is the "Anti-Choice" crowd that insists
that a woman have her father's baby or her rapist's.
Yet these same fine upstanding Christians have
no problem with Bush lying us into war.
He trumped up the non-existing evidence of WMD.
When Bush had the chance to serve his country
he went AWOL. Bush is himself responsible for
the abortion of 2,300 of our troops, and another
100,000 Iraqi civilians because of his lies.
His lies were designed to reward war profiteers who
were also huge campaign donors. The Christian
Right needs to ask itself, whom would Jesus bomb?
Would Jesus lie about WMD? Would Jesus wait 5
full days before sending in federal aid to New Orleans?
Hundreds are still missing in New Orleans. What
did Jesus say about what you do unto the least of these?
Elderly people drowned 4 full days after the
storm hit. Babies died of thirst waiting for Bush to send help.
The federal government, and specifically the Defense
Dept. is the only agency with the resources necessary
to deal with a catastrophe of this magnitude.
That agency is controlled directly by Rumsfeld and Bush.
Did they respond? No, because it was the
This is when America finally woke up to the fact
that our country is being run by an 8th grader.
The Christian Right is the last one standing
in defense of Bush.
Now America sees just what hypocrites they truly
Jim In Rochester, Michigan
by Arianna Huffington
On CSI, when they break the facts down to the
level of DNA and sub-microscopic particles,
they always get their perp. Wiggle room dies
a rapid death in their labs. And we love getting to
the truth. But when we turn off the TV and turn
our attention to far weightier matters, we seem
willing -- indeed eager -- to forget about the
facts and throw our arms around truthiness.
That's how they sold us the invasion of Iraq (Saddam-unleashed
mushroom clouds could be the logo
for the Truthiness Society). And it's how they
are trying to sell us the consequences of that invasion
as something other than an unmitigated disaster.
Good column by Huffington, and she's right.
Everyone knows Bush lied about WMDs and how great the war is
but they choose to lie to themselves about the facts staring them right
in the face.
If Bush lied, that means those 2303 brave soldiers died for Bush
oil greed - and we can't have that..
We, as a nation, would rather look at the facts and say, "That
can't be right - Bush wouldn't lie,"
even tho everyone knows Bush lied each time he changed the reason
why he HAD to invade Iraq.
Everyone knows Bush was lying when he promised 100 times that
"Invasion is my last option," then we
found out they jump-started their Iraq plans while the WTC was still
burning, the bastards. but then
Bush would never lie to us, right?
If you want to talk about a liar, let's talk about Bill Clinton.
Yeah, he had a girlfriend, and he disgraced our nation much
worse than Bush's 2300 dead, the hate
of all our former friends and allies and, oh yeah, his bungled world
war against the suicide bombers..
Grow up, America.
It's time to face the damn facts.
Bush is killing this country.
How long do we let him continue?
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Subject: "Hooray, we're going
to war" rallies
What a sight it was: Old rich men, old rich women
and a few young republicans with more
important things to do than go themselves.
All rallying for war, offering the support of buying cheap
"Support our troops" magnets, mostly made in
communist China, and cutting Veterans benefits for
returning wounded, and slashing funds to the
VA hospital system. Not to mention screeching manically
at anyone with the sense to ask what was the
plan for occupation, and how are you going to get out.
Sure was nasty and unpatriotic for us to question
the wisdom of invading Iraq.
We were so right, now they can only repeat endless
mantras that the media that
supported starting the war is undermining their
Mike, wasn't that whole "Freedom Fries" bullshit
a part of that?
Bush and his media went downright postal on France for saying
we shouldn't invade, calling them
"cheese-eating surrender monkeys" because they asked Bush not to get
everyone killed in a quagmire.
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"President Bush and I don't agree on much,
but I fully support giving him the
-- John Kerry, doing what he can to help a Bones brother,
"Can Bush give some examples of what Bush would
have cut in previous years, if he had this?
That would help us understand the sense
of scale here, and also the potential for partisan chicanery.
Would this all just amount to chump-change
compared to Bush's multi-hundred-billion-dollar deficits?
And would it simply become another
way for Bush to punish political opponents?"
-- Dan Froomkin, on the line-item-veto,
Subject: Forcing women to bear
the children of their rapist is wrong
To piss on the wounds inflicted upon the women
of South Dakota by banning abortion,
it seems this same Sharia Legislature nowhere
denies parental rights to the perps.
Thus victims of rape and incest, to enhance their
ordeal, must not only bear the child,
but must, again, accommodate their attacker,
even if the attacker's wishes wend their way from a prison cell.
Only in Amerika... 'where not-men are chattel'
We'd be a lot better off with a mostly female Congress.
They wouldn't make any decisions by way of penis size.
The whore media is going berzerk over Dana Reeve,
and maybe rightly so,
but only one person, the great Lance Armstrong,
has had the balls to mention that
funding for breast cancer research.
Of course, the super-rich bastard had to
so he could give his super-rich friends another huge tax cut.
Dana didn't even get a year between diagnosis
and death, but that's OK with Bush because stopping
breast cancer won't put a single dollar in his
pocket and it won't provide him with a single drop of oil.
Subject: The Stones
t's a miracle that Keith Richards is capable of
functioning at all, let alone play guitar to some extent.
The real talent behind the Stones is Charlie
Chris from Soviet Canuckistan
Chris, I've heard people say that about Charlie.
I played drums, and it boggles to think he's the best musician in the
Now I will admit the Stones wrote some good songs...
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GOP to Stop
At least someone is fighting the bastard...
House Republican leaders on Tuesday embraced
legislation that would block Dubai from taking over
several U.S. ports, brushing aside a veto threat
from President Duncil. "We want to make sure that the
security of our ports are in America's hands,"
said Rep. Jerry Lewis, R-Calif., whose Committee planned
to approve the measure today. The move
marks the latest step in a Republican revolt in Congress unlike
any other in Bush's five years in office. The
president has yet to veto any legislation, and GOP leaders have
been careful to avoid sending him anything that
he wouldn't sign. Now, eight months before an election,
they have decided to challenge him.
Thank Koresh for the GOP.
While the Democrats are under a table wetting themselves in fear like
Bernard Shaw in baghdad,
finally someone is standing up to the bully - and the voters are going
to love them for it.
Too bad we couldn't convince a Democrat to do the right thing and declare,
"Over my dead body."
Democrats are so scared (or stupid) they can't do the math. Bush's approval
is under 40 percent.
That means over sixty percent (we call that a majority) want him stopped,
but the Democrats are
unable or unwilling to do what the voters are demanding, so it's a
good thing the GOP is stepping up.
Who could have predicted the GOP would do such a thing?
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Bush returns to New Orleans today seeking to
fend off the latest fallout from a political storm that has battered
his popularity and shows no sign of blowing over..."It's
a shame to call this America," said Briscoe Brazella as he
pulled waterlogged belongings from his home in
the city's Lower Ninth Ward. "If this was America as God intended
... every home here would just about be rebuilt
by now." More than six months after Katrina, much of New Orleans,
once best known as a boozy tourist mecca that
lived by the motto "Let the good times roll," is still in ruins. Barely
third of its nearly half a million inhabitants
have returned and it's not clear how many more will.
We talked about, "Where was Bush in the days
Where is he six months after Katrina?
He keeps taking tours, but those taxpayer-paid-for mobile homes are
still sitting empty in Arkansas,
while tens of thousands of families still have no place to live, no
jobs, no food, no nothing.
You know why?
Thanks to dubyasworld.com
"Since the GOP took Congress in 1995, home-district
earmarks has jumped from $29 billion
to nearly $53 billion today. Meanwhile,
Bush forecast a record deficit of $439 billion."
--Michael Fletcher, allowing the facts to interfere with Monkey Spin,
Need a Strong Message
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Election 2006 -- and voter dissatisfaction with
the Republicans -- offer hope for the Democrats to reclaim
one or both houses of Congress. But Democratic
leaders have shown little understanding of the potential for
a powerful national message that targets George
W. Bush's trampling of constitutional principles that Americans
hold dear, not to mention his use of fear and
deception to stampede the public into a disastrous war in Iraq.
Instead Democratic leaders are falling into their
old uninspiring pattern of passivity, triangulation and
check-list issues aimed at disparate interest
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$61.58 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2304 have died for Halliburton
"If Democrats do gain control, Republicans
should expect to be investigated.
If we get subpoena power, the corruption
will come out on America's TV screens,
and that scares the daylights out of
-- Howard Dean, showing everyone
his poker hand before the flop,
The president's virtuous plan to spread democracy
like bird flu goes apace.
The rascal is imposing democracy right and left,
though mostly left as it turns out. It is working.
Well, it is having an effect. In Venezuela democracy
brought about Hugo Chavez, who hates the United States.
In Bolivia it produced Evo Morales, who hates
the United States. In Iran it empowered Ahmawhatsispelling,
who hates the United States. So does the elected
government in Iraq. In Palestine Mr. Bush's righteousness
elected Hamas, which hates the United States,
perhaps as much as does the Muslim Brotherhood, which keeps
getting more elected in Egypt. There's nothing
like democracy, I say.
I am an anomaly in the Defense business.
I am a liberal with a military background.
I teach soldiers almost daily and have an appreciation
for the sacrifices and dedication.
For the most part, their dedication is not to
the BFEE, but rather to each other and their country.
I hear from young soldiers returning from the
fray that they are proud to have served and maybe made a difference.
A lot of them also see the futility Iraq, but
would go back if called upon to do so.
These are not highly educated or privileged souls.
They are just trying to make sense of it all.
The soldier haters have no clue about the lives
these youngsters lead or the boredom they suffer or the fear they feel.
Maybe they should take the time to speak with
a 22 year-old Spec 4 who has just returned from the sandbox and
has to have WIC so he can get milk for the baby
he has seen for the first time.
Soldier haters.....go after the regime instead
of the kids who have been duped.
Funny, the baggage left over from Vietnam.
Some people say the GOP hated Clinton because he was against Vietnam.
Many on our side still hate the "baby-killing" soldiers.
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Say you're having dinner in a local, not-crowded
restaurant, and a guy at the next table starts choking.
You do the Good Samartan thing, and Heimlich
the dude (let's make it a her, I'd rather lich a girl.)
The food pops out, everybody's happy and she
buys you a bottle of Chinaco for helping.
(Be sure to tell her it's the Anejo
What if the Heimlich doesn't work - what then?
You younger kids missed that M*A*S*H when Father Mulcahey was in a jeep
with a soldier in the field
when the soldier started choking. Knowing he only had minutes
to save his life he radioed the camp to talk
to good old, Dr. Hawkeye Pierce who coached the priest thru an emergency
You may have to do this someday, so lissen up.
If someone is choking, you Heimlich them until
the food pops out.
The panic-part of this comes when the chokee stares at you wide-eyed
with "I'm dying" written on her face.
If the food doesn't pop out, the girl will soon
Once that happens, she has 3-6 minutes to live,
so you'll need to do something.
You're in a restaurant, so scream "Call
9-1-1," before you start, but if the ambulance
is ten minutes away,
you've got to act and there's no time to look
something up, take a poll or try to call somebody.
Mouth-to-mouth won't help, neither will chest
compressions because the Heimlich is chest compressions,
so you're going to need to grab the nearest sharp
knife and cut a new airhole or the girl will die while you watch.
There's a little valley just below where her Adam's
Apple isn't (unless it's Ann Coulter.)
That's where you cut a 3/8 to 1/2 inch hole
because if you don't, she's dead.
Once you get the hole cut, you'll need something
to keep the hole from closing.
Restaurants sell Coke or Pepsi - cut a 3-inch
piece of syrup tubing and insert it or she's gone.
This is the first time we've ever dispensed surgical
advice at bartcop.com and don't even think of doing
unless after she loses consciousness
and the ambulance is too many minutes away to save a life.
So file this in your head, and don't do it until after she goes
limp AND there are no other options.
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OIL OIL OIL=IMPERIALISM
It is undeniable. A simple search on Google—Cheney
+ Oil---Cheney + Pnac
—Pnac + 1992 Report---1992 Report to Bush—Wolfowitz
Wolfowitz + 1992 Report—Pnac 1998 Letter to President
There is no denying that per the 1992 Report by
Wolfowitz and Libby to
Cheney to President Bush I the goal is to ----CONTROL
MIDDLE EAST OIL.
They wrote "we cannot allow any nation to challenge
America economically, militarily or politically".
Folks! Read it. Hundreds of pages.
We are surrounding the Middle East Oil Reserves
with Military Bases.
No question. Undeniable. Their reports are on
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callers Welcome (snicker)
They love crooked politicians in Texas
In his first election since he was indicted and
forced to step aside as majority leader, Tom DeLay held off
three challengers to keep his House seat. Now
he faces what many consider the real contest - a general
election fight against an organized, well-funded
Democrat with a score to settle.
Sorry to laugh, but t did they really use "organized"
and "well-funded" to describe a Democrat?
Subject: I may be wrong...
Maybe the repugs just can't get enough of the
Tom DeLay just won the Texas Primary by a margin
of 2 to 1.
Tonight, the premiere of 'Black.
White.' on FX.
They say this is a really good (and serious) show.
A black family puts on white makeup and mingles.
A white family puts on black makeup and mingles.
I predict FX with censor the hell out of this TV show
because they can't air the word "nigger"
100 times in 22 minutes.
I say black people don't know how whitey talks about them when they're
not in the room,
any more than women know how men talk about them behind their backs.
This would've been better on HBO, where we could get the straight truth,
America would rather lie to themselves and pretend our race problems
are in the past.
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