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Thursday  March 9, 2006   Volume 1722 - Buff Guy

Quote of the Day

"Ladies and gentlemen, one of the 
  basic truths of the world is that 
  George W. Bush is a man of his word." 
    -- Dick Cheney,    Link

 The only time Bush kept his word was 
 when he promised to change the direction 
 America was heading. He kept his word,
 we went from progress to disaster.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Terror & Bigotry
Jack on Bush, DeLay 
My Jihad Against Hillary
Impeach the Bastard
Bush Pulls an Enron 
Prescott and Adolph 
$90B to Halliburton 
Janet Jackson helps 




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"The republican Senate voted to reject a Democratic proposal to investigate Bush's domestic
  surveillance program and instead approved establishing a seven-member panel to oversee the effort.
  Chairman Pat Roberts (R-Kan.) said that he had asked the committee 'to reject confrontation in favor
  of accommodation' and that the new subcommittee, which he described as 'an accommodation with the
  White House,' would 'conduct oversight of the terrorist surveillance program."
      -- Walter Pincus, "Senate Panel Blocks Eavesdropping Probe",  Link

 Each time the criminals rob a bank or muder someone, the senate rushes into session
 to either make robbery and murder legal or they get a fake promise from Bush that they
 won't rob or murder again, but then they do, and the Senate goes back into session again.

 There should be a law that after 60 strikes, you're out.


Fighting Terror or Pushing Bigotry?
 by Robert Perry as seen on  Consortiumnews.com


By almost everyone's estimation, winning the War on Terror will require winning the "war of ideas" within
the world's Islamic community. But that outcome is made more unlikely when Islam is almost equated with
terrorism at a major Washington conference and top U.S. officials stay mum. Anti-Muslim attitudes were
on display at the annual AIPAC meeting this week, both from Israeli Ambassador Dan Gillerman and Cheney.

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet


More Terror in Bush's Paradise


Gunmen wearing what appeared to be the uniforms of Iraqi Interior Ministry commandos stormed a private security 
company in the capital Wednesday afternoon and kidnapped as many as 50 employees. In an atmosphere of spiraling 
lawlessness, at least 47 people across the country were killed between Tuesday and Wednesday nights.

All those billions we're spending in Iraq and wwe can't buy the police new uniforms?


Smokescreens, Snowjobs and Long Knives


There's been a buzz on the net for the past few days that maybe, finally, Bush is going to get his comeuppance.
Cunningham has been sentenced to hard time, Katharine Harris, the "President Maker", is tainted by a related
bribery scandal, Bush has been shown to be a liar (yet again) in public via the Katrina video conference expose,
and most of all, the "uproar" over the Dubai Buy.

Don't kid yourselves: they're blowing smoke and snowing you.

Remember, these are desperate men who undoubtedly, as more and more people believe, were complicit in
the faked Terrorist attack on 9/11. Do you really think that such criminals as that are going to go down for
ignoring hurricane warnings or trying to sell off chunks of America?

Get real. These men are - literally - the new Fourth Reich and if you want to know what is really going on,
what is really likely to happen, then study the history of Hitler's Germany.


Carl Sheeler (D-RI) for Senate


"The panel's vice chairman, Sen. John Rockefeller (D-W.Va.), took a sharply different view 
  of yesterday's outcome. 'The committee is, to put it bluntly, basically under the control of the 
  White House through its chairman,' he told reporters. 'At the direction of the White House, 
  the Republican majority has voted down my motion to have a careful and fact-based review 
  of Bush's eavesdropping activities inside the United States.'"  
      -- Walter Pincus,   Link

 America had turned into a small town in the wild West, where the crooked bastard
 who owns the town has a crony become sheriff who then makes all the owner's crimes legal. 
 As we've seen, there's no crime Bush can commit that would get his crooked ass arrested.

 Worse than that, every time the bank gets robbed, bank security gets a medal for "Job well done."


Subject: Important

"attempt at humor" and, one of the lamest of all time
hate permeates that entire site of yours
God have mercy on your soul

Dan Gunther

A - What are you talking about?
B - There is no God
C - Suck me


Bush Pulls an Enron
 Healthy Retirement Fund Hides Massive Debt


The Treasury Department has started drawing from the civil service pension fund to avoid hitting
the $8.2 trillion national debt limit. The move to tap the pension fund follows last month's decision
to suspend investments in a retirement savings plan held by government employees.

Treasury Secretary John Snow said he would rely on  steal from the Civil Service Retirement and Disability Fund
to avoid bumping up against the statutory debt limit. He said the Treasury is suspending investments and will redeem
a portion of the money credited to the fund after the BFEE has enptied the Treasury one more time...


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Subject: Tillman

Soldier haters, hmm.

I understand we went wrong during Vietnam to insult veterans, I guess you get crazy
when you hit 40,000 dead and you have a draft. I think each civilization , society, country
has it's share of soldiers, artists, politicians, priests, lovers , poets.

I respect soldiers are doing something tough, but I don't think my/our safety is due to them."

I don't believe fighting in Iraq, Panama, Korea, Vietnam was self defence or served my interest.
If the wolves are at the door, most of us become soldiers and good ones, so what makes soldiers
so much more deserving than a cab driver?  They take a job they like for what pay they can get.

I know we need an army and a great one and from what I have read I do believe what good
has been done in  Iraq is due to the excellence of our soldiers. So yes, let's put that first.

Thing is, I heard a coworker justifying her husbands violent hatred of arabs or muslims today
because he was a soldier and would love to get back to the fighting, and another coworker
admitting he shared the same kind of hatred because he was a soldier in Gulf 1.

I recently went to see an Egyptian friend of mine.
He had friends over, Egyptians or at least noticeably Arab.
I was actually afraid for a moment.

How did I become afraid of my friend ?
How did we all become soldiers ?



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"The White House could just decide not to tell them everything, and there's no sanction. 
  And the president can still claim that he has inherent power to conduct surveillance."  
     -- Bruce Fein, a Reagan lawyer who believes that the NSA program is illegal, 
         on the Senate voting not to investigate Dubya's secret spy program,    Link


Subject: John Kerry, doing what he can to help a Bones brother

BC, the Dems are terminally fucked.
I think that includes Hillary.

Fuck them all, I'd never vote Dem again, they're such TRAITORS.
 Neil in VT

Dude, you've been reading Molly again.
I like Molly, but sometimes she can be a little ...extreme.



Subject: your quotes

You quoted someone as saying that W speaks to people as if they are idiots. 
I beleive he speaks that way due to dyslexia. Carter had that problem too. 
W has an incredible memory and a higher IQ than Clinton, Gore, and Kerry.

ha ha

Bush's popularity among Republicans is 86 percent. He won't be impeached. 
If Democrats want to have more power they need to come up with an agenda. 
Surely you have some beleifs -- are you willing to say what they are or are you secretly wearing a pink tutu?



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Abramoff on Bush, DeLay, Burns


The president joked with Abramoff about his weight lifting past: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
Abramoff has "admired Tom DeLay from the first meeting. We would sit and talk about the Bible."
Abramoff says: "Every appropriation we wanted from Conrad Burns's committee we got.
I mean, it's a little difficult for him to run from that record."

Maybe the Dems will let this go until after the 2006 elections?
After all, it wouldn't be polite to use these crimes of corruption against the Republicans...


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Senate gives another $90B to Halliburton


Senate Republicans unveiled a 2007 U.S. budget blueprint on Wednesday that would spend at least $90 billion 
on the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and tries to resurrect a plan to drill for oil and gas in the Alaskan wildlife refuge. 
The Senate Budget Committee plans on Thursday to put finishing touches on the broad outline for federal spending 
and Republicans hope to pass the nonbinding measure in the full Senate next week. Chairman Judd Gregg said his 
plan tries to build on recent efforts to control the growth of domestic spending. He called it "a standard vanilla budget" 
that uses as a "template" the budget priorities requested by President George W. Bush last month.

Meanwhile, Dana Reeve died because there's no money for cancer research.
Halliburton and the super-rich need that money more than Dana Reeve did.



''It's extremely generous to the president. It is not significantly different from the status quo. 
  And I think the president would be quite delighted by that."  
       --  Douglas Kmiec, a Reagan lawyer who believes that the NSA program is illegal, 
         on the Senate voting not to investigate Dubya's secret spy program,    Link


Impeachment Imprudence


It's all over the blogosphere. It's the cover story in the current Harper's. The San Francisco Board of Supervisors 
has passed an impeachment resolution. Antiwar activists, civil libertarians, all the usual-suspect constituencies have 
growing impeachment tendencies. But it's reaching beyond the usual suspects, as I discovered last month when I 
appeared on a media panel before the national legislative conference of a major union. Local activists from across 
the nation spent an hour asking us questions, and one out of every three queries, it seemed to me, boiled down to,
'How can we impeach this guy?'"

The GOP made a grave mistake when they impeached Clinton for having a girlfriend.
Now we have a criminal president committing terrible global crimes, but the Democrats
are too afraid to mention the "I" word ...because it wouldn't be fair.

The Democrats primary m,otivation is to be fair to the guy who'd slitting their throats.

How did I get in this party of sacless, scared-bunny losers and quitters?


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is  $60.02 a barrel
makes $120,040,000 Bush stole just yesterday

2304  2306 have died for Halliburton




"One is left to wonder what it would take to make this Congress 
   stop rubberstamping the Bush Administration and actually do real oversight." 
     -- Harry Reid, crying and confused, too scared to raise his voice against our illegal emporer   Link

 Hey Harry, what if you did your fucking job?

 Why don't you raise your voice and say, "The President is a criminal"
 and then forgetl to apologize for telling the truth the next day? 
 Would that be too much for you?
 Please resign, Harry, and let someone with a half-ounce of courage replace you.


My Jihad Against Hillary
 by Molly Ivins


I don't know about you, but I have had it with the D.C. Democrats, had it with the
DLC Democrats, had it with every calculating, equivocating, triangulating, straddling,
hair-splitting son of a bitch up there, and that includes Hillary Rodham Clinton.

I will not be supporting Senator Clinton because:
a) she has no clear stand on the war and
b) Terri Schiavo and flag-burning are not issues where you reach out
to the other side and try to split the difference.
c) I never liked the Clintons and I don't vote Democrats for president.

You want to talk about lowering abortion rates through cooperation on sex education
and contraception, fine, but don't jack with stuff that is pure rightwing firewater..
I can't see a damn soul in D.C. except Russ Feingold who is even worth considering for President.

But Molly, Feingold is a Democrat and you don't vote for Democrats, remember?


Random Thought

Would somebody tell Greta Van Susteren that Dana Reeve wasn't "married to Superman."

She's trying to be cute, but maybe a tragic death isn't "cute time."


Subject: Keith


Maybe the heat has affected your biased Okie brain,

I searched for "Keith" in the Top 10, nothing.
I searched for "Keith" in the Top 20, nothing.

Aren't you making my point for me?
Even *I* would put Eldrick Woods in the Top 20 Golfers.

Look, ...all kidding aside, ...nobody doesn't like the riffs of Keith Richards.
He wrote some good music thirty years ago. To deny the obvious would be illogical.

I liked Kate Jackson best.
If you liked Farrah or Jacklyn Smith, that's not proof that my Okie brain is fried..


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Subject: Tillman

Bart:  I just don't see or hear many soldier-haters.

What I do hear is if you criticize the war then the automatic assumption is that you hate the troops.
Last week I silenced some moron who asked why I didn't the support the troops after I talked about
Bush's lies leading to war by pointing out to him my oldest son was sent to Iraq, twice, since Der Monkey
and his gang started a war over a criminal act.

It seems to be the same knee-jerk reaction that is programmed into many people confusing no support
for the war with not supporting out troops.  Like thinking Saddam was in bed with Al-Queda.

Are there really that many soldier-haters out there?
Or just a well-publicized minority that none of should be giving exposure to?
 Sel from Jax

All I can report is what my mail says.
Maybe the sane people are too busy to write :)


 Call the all new, toll-free 
 GOP callers Welcome (snicker)

Bush's grandfather and Hitler
 Repercussions still being felt by Der Monkey


The debate over Prescott Bush's behaviour has been bubbling under the surface for some time. There has been
a steady internet chatter about the "Bush/Nazi" connection. But the new documents, many of which were only
declassified last year, show that even after America had entered the war and when there was already significant
information about the Nazis' plans and policies, he worked for and profited from companies closely involved with
German businesses that financed Hitler. It has also been suggested that the money he made from these dealings
helped to establish the Bush family fortune and set up its political dynasty.

Remarkably, little of Bush's dealings with Germany has received public scrutiny, partly because of the secret
status of the documentation involving him. But now the multibillion dollar legal action for damages by two
Holocaust survivors against the Bush family, and the imminent publication of three books on the subject are
threatening to make Prescott Bush's business history an uncomfortable issue for his grandson,


Subject: Slice of Coke Heimlick?

Are you out of your mind, Bart?

Sad as it is to say it, ...unless you're a doctor, don't cut anyone with a knife, 
even to save their life, because if the patient dies, you will be charged with murder.


Bru, I get that.
But if someone is three minutes from dying, call me a gambler.


TV Stuff

I forgot to mention - did you see the episode of The Shield before last?
Former Dallas Crybabies coach Jimmy Johnson was one of the scumbags in the holding cell.
He had a long, scraggy beard and looked like a homeless crazy man - I loved it.

I have hours of videotape of Johnson when he coached the Crybabies. My favorites are when
a call went against the team, Johnson would run out on the field and scream and stomp his foot 
and tear his hair out while I was laughing so hard I'll bet they could hear me in Dallas.

There's just one regular episode of The Shield to go before the big finale - then the show is gone.

Sopranos Poll - who gets whacked this season?

Thanks to   for the heads up.


Janet Jackson Helps an Old Friend




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