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 Wednesday  March 29, 2006        Volume 1735 - Madman

Saddam & George in happier times, 1988

Quote of the Day

"We probably deserve a 'D' or a 'D-plus' 
  as a country as to how well we're doing 
  in the battle of ideas in the world today.."  
     -- Rummy, using the "W curve" to grade himself,   Link 

 The world gives you an "F-" on competence.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Weinberger & Bushes 
VT Impeachment 
Long Live Conspiracy! 
Bush Pressures Iraq
Nice Try, Monkey 
Pardon the Pentagon 
A Madness for War 
McCain Hates Himself 
Paris Hilton Wishes 



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"It was a hand off the chin gesture meant to be dismissive, and not at all obscene."  
    -- SCOTUS spokesperson, on Scalia's "bafangu" gesture,    Link

In the Bush Administration, of which Scalia is a part, "Go fuck yourself" is not obscene.
nevermind that Three Fingers Scalia did this coming out of church.
For these thugs, "Go fuck yourself" is a business model to which underlings can aspire.

But, if someone sees a little titty, we must set our hair on fire and scream, "Save the children."



Weinberger, Bushes & Iran-Contra
 by Robert Parry  as seen on  Consortiumnews.com


If Bush had not granted those pardons, Weinberger would have gone on trial in early 1993 facing perjury 
and obstruction charges, a courtroom drama that could have changed how Americans perceived key figures 
from the Reagan administration, including Colin Powell and President Bush himself.

At stake was not only Weinberger's guilt or innocence but more importantly the legacy of the Reagan-Bush era. 
Quite likely, too, President Bush would have been caught up in this final unraveling of the Iran-Contra cover-up
- and the prospects for his family's resumption of political power might have been dealt a fatal blow.

The Weinberger trial might have foreclosed the possibility that George W. Bush would ride his father's
reputation to the White House eight years later.

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet


Vermont Weighs Impeachment


Leading Democrats in Vermont plan to decide in April whether to urge state lawmakers to 
petition for Bush's impeachment using a little-known provision in the rules of the U.S. House. 

Democratic committees in at least half of the state's 14 counties have passed resolutions calling 
for impeachment, citing a rule in "Jefferson's Manual," a book of parliamentary guidelines written 
by Thomas Jefferson that supplements U.S. House rules.

The anti-Bush movement is "genuinely bubbling up from the grass roots," said Jon Copans, 
the state party's executive director.

I have an idea - impeach Pat Leahy (D-Bush Rubberstamp).
If that works, let's start in on the Bush bastards.


Bush Pressuring Iraqi Leader to Step Aside
 Those elections were a sham like all Bush "elections"


Senior Shiite politicians said today that the American ambassador has told Shiite officials
to inform the Iraqi prime minister that President Bush does not want him to remain the
country's leader in the next government.

It is the first time the Americans have directly intervened (besides the bloody invasion)
in the furious debate over the country's top job, the politicians said, and it is inflaming
tensions between the Americans and some Shiite leaders.


Subject: total911info

Dear Bart:

The link you gave in Monday's first 911 post took me to total911info.com .  
From there I took a link to nomomegames.com or holesintheplanestories.com 
which both took me to a Morgan Reynolds web site..  This web site infected 
my computer with something which deleted all my e-mails, my address book,
my history of web surfing and ruined my ability to print and send/receive e-mail.

I could not tell you about this until my technician restored my stuff this morning.  
Tech is still investigating but thinks all the deleted info may have been captured by some outside party.
None of the other users on our server had any problems.
Our tech was able to trace it to that Morgan Reynolds site.

I got a feeling they are saving a spot for me in one of those new detention centers they are building.  
Call me paranoid.

I wonder if anyone else had this problem?
Warm regards,

Jim W



"Our faith has always been in direct conflict with the values of the world. We are, after all, 
  a society that provides abortion on demand, has killed millions of innocent children, degrades 
  the institution of marriage, and invades helpless backwards countries just to steal their oil.
  Wait, did I just say that?" 
      -- Tom DeLay, trying to "save the children"    Link


Subject: Weinberger

There are deaths, thankfully low in number, that sometimes evoke the response "good riddance," if not
outright rejoicing.  The erasure from the civilized world of the likes of a Richard Nixon, a Ronald
Ray-gun, and a Wlliam Rehnquist (last year) elicit such responses.  It is like civilization has been
given a shot at survival, and a better, more humane future. 

I feel likewise about Weinberger.  TRULY GOOD RIDDANCE.  
There are more loathesome public characters, vile to the umpteenth power, whose eventual demise 
I shall feel energized enough to go celebrate (Henry Kissinger, Darth Cheney, the Chimp, Scalia 
- to name a few) for the sake of human beings and decency in general


Why do American fascists always die of old age (and super-rich)
while the best of America is consistently murdered by the other team?


Long Live The 9/11 Conspiracy! 
 Anyone care about the unsolved questions?


 You probably already know that much of what exactly happened on Sept. 11 remains deeply unsettling 
and largely unsolved -- or to put another way, if you don't know all of this and if you fully and blithely 
accept the official Sept. 11 story, well, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

But on this, the third anniversary of the launch of Bush's illegal invasion of Iraq by way of whoring the tragedy 
of Sept. 11 for his cronies' appalling gain, what you might not know, what gets so easily forgotten in the mists 
of time and via the endless repetition of the orthodox Sept. 11 tale, is the sheer volume, the staggering array of 
unanswered questions about just about every single aspect of Sept. 11 -- the planes, the WTC towers, 
the Pentagon, the fires, the passengers and the cell phone calls and the firefighters and, well, just about everything. 
It is, when you look closely, all merely a matter of how far down the rabbit hole you are willing to go. 


Subject: abortion

Yo Bart:

This Jay did a little research on the number of abortions performed each year. 
I started with the premise that no one knows the real number of abortions 
because I doubt that abortion clinics release the numbers for obvious reasons.

So the next thing I did was to check on the number of live births. The Census 
says that we have 14.14 births per 1000. That translates to just over 4 million 
births per year. It would be incredible that there is one abortion for every 2 births.

The 2 million figure looks to be made up.
Jay in Georgia

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"Saddam is a bad man who brutally tortured and murdered his own people."
    -- America's Monkey, trying to justify his torture and murders in a spech today

 I wish a reporter would ask him, "If Saddam is such a bad man, like you say,
 why did your father and Cheney do millions of dollars in oil business with him?"

 ...but no, they're scared like the Democrats.



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"Andy Card kept more of his own sense of self than most people who can survive George W. Bush,
  who is roughly like handling a psychotic homocidal maniac, in that the slightest peeve or tick is enough 
  to get someone ruined - they call disagreeing with Bush "Walking into the propeller" in the White House. 
  Bush believes that the way out is to get more dedicated Yes men in place."  
     -- Stirling Newberry,    Link


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Subject: (no subject)

Protesting at military funerals is a disgusting and heartless act.

I agree.

Those war veterans are obeying orders as they well should do.
The millions of us that were in the military obeyed our orders.

I agree.

Those that protest at military funerals should be immediately sent
to whatever war we are having.

If it's the "God hates fags" crew, I agree.


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Subject: 9-11

The official story is, of course, that a plane hit the Pentagon.  
It's also official that the plane skidded on the ground before impact.  

Bart have you ever looked closely at the pictures taken right after it happened?  
The grass all the way up to the point of impact is pristine and green.  
Hell, the whole area in front of that side of the Pentagon is pristine and green.  

Further, have you seen the pictures of the Pentagon after impact, but BEFORE the roof collapsed?  
That's a pretty small hole for a giant jet airplane to be making.  And that hole cut through about eight 
seriously strong walls, all the while keeping its same size.  And how in the fuck did the plane literally disappear?  
An entire airplane vaporizes but that whole wing of the Pentagon doesn't vaporize?  That doesn't wash.  
There would have been airplane debris fucking everywhere near the point of impact. 
I also wasn't aware of the overwhelming number of WTC eyewitnesses who spoke of hearing 
multiple explosions going off continuously and consistently from the time of impact of the first plane 
until the collapse of the buildings.  I dunno man....

If the powers that be are willing to massacre tens of thousands of people halfway across the globe 
for their own gain, why not a few thousand right here in the motherland?  I just don't know anymore..


Alex, all we know for sure is that Bush and his thugs are lying.

They might be tiny, white lies to hide the fact that Junior wet his pants with fear and couldn't
address the nation except on videotape - or they might be complicit with their partner, Osama.


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This Just In...

Judge sentences Jack Abramoff to five years and 10 months
in his Florida fraud case, news agencies report.

Wait, what about that fella he had whacked?
Does he get any time for that?



Subject: Exorcism in Tulsa

I'm always waiting for the moment that a real demon shows up and goes, 
"Jesus I know, and Paul I know, but who the fuck are you?"   Acts 19:13-16


I hope he shows up when I'm around.
I'm going to laugh at him and drop my pants and made a nasty remark.

Let's see if Mister Horns can take a little ridicule.


Nice Try, George
 Five reasons why Card leaving doesn't help


1 He wasn't the problem.

 That's really the only one that counts.

2 This is no shakeup.
3 Josh Bolten is no "Obiwan."
4 Finger in the levee syndrome.
5 Ousted staffers tend to take revenge


Subject: your abortion argument

Bart, you said,

> "I argue abortion different than most liberals." 

You are no libruhl Bart!
chris from boca

Chris, thank you, ...or go to hell.
I'm not sure which :)


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Subject: BCR 90 feedback

Dear Bart, 

Loved the new format!
The sound is excellent and the topics were well picked. 
I even liked the extra segment part 5. 

I don't watch network TV much, so I missed the original TV show on Nature vs. Nurture.
As far as those that don't agree with you on EVERYTHING, I'd tell them...lighten up Francis!  
We're not the GOP.  We all have opinions.

I'll keep reading the page, I have since 1998.


Subject: protesting the war

Actually, we should bar the Supreme Court from appointing our president. 

This whole mess started when the Court appointed Bush in the 2000 presidential election. 
He has been hell bent on invading Iraq since that day. Bush invaded the wrong country. 
We were attacked by Saudis not Iraqis. 

This war was designed to enrich Bush's campaign donors, big oil and war profiteers. 
It is time to protest Bush at every turn. He is the by far the worst president ever.
Willie in Detroit


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Pardon the Pentagon
 by Molly Ivins, NVD


The Pentagon has once again investigated itself! And -- have a seat, get the smelling salts, hold all hats
-- the Pentagon has again concluded the Pentagon did absolutely nothing wrong and will continue to do so. 
In this particularly fascinating case, the Pentagon investigated its own habit of paying people to make up lies 
about how well the war in Iraq is going, and then paying other people to put those lies in the Iraqi media, 
thus fooling the Iraqis into thinking everything in their country is tickety-boo. Well, if we can't fool them, 
whom can we fool?


Subject: Nancy Grace

Boy, Nancy Grace IS a fucking idiot, isn't she?

She had the Schindler Family on last night.
Terri Schiavo's brother is a major loon. 
You can look into his eyes and see that he isn't all there.

No wonder Michael didn't want him in the room when Terri was 
finally permitted to be released from a shit existence. He's a nutcase.

"The bottom line is that Michael KILLED my sister."

(Er, NO, moron. The "bottom line" is that your sister had BEEN dead 
for fifteen years and that you and your parents are SUCH control freaks 
and media junkies that you wouldn't let her go.
You all need to get lives!)

Terry C


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I Hate Myself Quotes

"Neither party should be defined by pandering to the agents of intolerance, 
  whether they be Al Sharpton on the left or Jerry Falwell on the right."  
       -- Straight Talkin' John McCain, when he was his own man in the 2000 primaries,    Link  

"I told him, 'You have a lot of fence mending to do.' "  
      -- Jerry Falwell, to the 2006 John McCain, (R-Bush Puppet)
         on who's going to be the boss if he wants to be president,  Link 


Subject: Neal gets aggressive


And if that defense is good for Congress, why can't Bush use it too?
Sure, he and Blair were looking for pretexts for war in January, but that was just because they knew the
Security Council was unconvinced that the unmanned drones were enough of a threat to justify war.
Like the Congress, however, Bush and Blair were just fooled by the "guarantee" briefing.


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Subject: one long sentence

Your pro-choice argument that you outline in your response to another letter
is so refreshing that I intend to steal it more-or-less in its entirety the next time
I find myself needing to defend the position.


Dude, that's why I'm here.


TV Stuff

American Idol has self-indulgent idiots who are too stupid for show business.
Yep, I actually said that - too stupid for show business.

Again and again and again the judges tell them what to do and again and again
their advice is ignored because these donkeys are there to have fun - not to win.

They keep singing their favorite songs - not songs that showcase their voices.


'Inside man' tops Box Office

Those who read bartcop.com and saw the movie 
know the name of this movie should've been:

"The Life and Times of Prescott Bush."

 A fortune built on dirty Nazi money.
 If you look close, you can see Poppy and Babs in a photo on the Nazi's desk.


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A Madness for War


Bush said he invaded Iraq to rid the world of a madman. It is ever more clearer Bush went mad to start it...
The web spun by Bush has now cost the lives of 2,300 US soldiers, another 200 British and coalition soldiers, 
and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians. Iraq is closer to civil war than stability. Three years later, it is the 
United States that is not disarming, with Bush admitting last week that our troops will be needed there past
his presidency. We took out a madman with madness. At a minimum, there should be hearings, with Bush 
under oath. With any more details like this, the next step is impeachment.


Subject: Euology request

Dear Bart:
I've been in OR taking care of my dying Grandmother...
I took her out for a ride in the beautiful Southern Oregon countryside today and 
she asked me a favor during our little day trip, or rather asked me to make a promise to her,
that when she dies I'll include a phrase in the Eulogy she's asked me to give.  

She said she's an old woman and knows she's going to check out any minute, so she made me promise.
She wants me to conclude her Eulogy by mentioning the phrase below:
"I just wanted everyone here to know that Dick Cheney is an asshole."
I dunno about you, but I think you've got to really respect an 89 year old woman who wants her 
final parting thoughts delivered to her friends and loved ones to be, "Dick Cheney is an asshole."
I'll do it, but I don't know how I can do it with a straight face.  
Any recommendations?
Keep Swingin'
Sano from Sunny CA

Sano, I suggest you respect her wishes.



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Paris Hilton Makes-a-Wish Come True
 No, not that kind of wish



It's every girl's dream to visit Paris Hilton's closet, and today 
the heiress is making one little girl's birthday dreams come true.


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