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Show 90 is Up
Tuesday April 4, 2006
Volume 1739 -
Buh Bye, Looty
Subject: News about Delay
I just heard that Delay is not
Whoopee... another RepukeLiekkkon bites the big
Scott the Traveler
Dude, I want to see his dead ass before I celebrate.
I want to see his lifeless, naked and battered
carcass on CNN like it's The Ootie, Cootie & Looty Show.
Once we're sure the witch is dead, we'll drink
one, we'll smoke one, we'll do a little dance,
...and then we go right back at those Bush
Crimes & the Press
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Condoleezza Rice has shifted her rationale for
the Iraq War from her bogus "mushroom cloud"
warning to her assertion that the Bush administration
has the right to invade a country to eradicate
an "ideology of hatred." Her claim puts
her in violation of the Nuremberg Principle against aggressive war,
but the U.S. press seems more impressed with
her stylish clothing and her political ambitions.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
Hate Him, too
He's killing them at the polls
From Iraq to deficits, from immigration to port
security, some of the most pointed criticism leveled at Bush
is coming from within his own party because the
bastard must be stopped and the Dems are too afraid.
The rising GOP angst stems from Bush's deep slump
in the polls and the growing unpopularity of the Iraq war.
But it also reflects a political reawakening as
Republicans follow their own political interests in the midterms
as would-be 2008 presidential contenders seek
ways to set themselves apart — from each other and from Bush.
Excerpt for John McCain - he's crawled up
inside Bush's butt to get even closer.
"It's open season on him. George Bush has lost
trust on too many issues," said presidential historian Tom Cronin.
"We saw it happen with Johnson, we saw it with
Nixon. And now, sadly, we're seeing it with Bush."
But Johnson and Nixon eventually had the decency
to step down. Bush has no decency.
Bush is too blinded by his own perceived "greatness"
to think about what's best for the country.
alleged rape victim a "ho"
GOP Conventional Wisdom: 'Raped women asked for it'
On March 31, Rush Limbaugh referred to the alleged
Duje victim as a "ho."
Limbaugh said that Sharpton was "trying to figure
out how he can get involved in the deal
at Duke where the lacrosse team ... supposedly,
you know, raped some, uh, hos."
Limbaugh's made the comment about a recent incident
in Durham, North Carolina, in which
an exotic dancer was allegedly raped by three
members of the Duke lacrosse team. The incident
has invoked further controversy because the black
victim said her attackers used racial epithets.
Prompted by another caller to apologize for his
words, Limbaugh said that he said it
because he was "running on fumes today," and
called it a "terrible slip of the tongue."
But he then added that there are "some inconsistencies"
in the case and rephrased his apology,
telling the second caller, "I regret that
heard me say it."
Once a vulgar Pigboy, always a vulgar Pigboy.
The Republican Taliban knows the true value of a woman.
say use 'em for parts, ... a kidney, ...maybe a cornea, but let's not kid
thing between their legs ...well, ...it ...makes 'em stupid.
blame God for that, not me!
can't blame me if I have the courage to speak the truth when nobody else
I have a question:
Does "running on fumes today"mean
he's itching for some Oxy?
"People can say whatever they wish.
We made the right decision in Iraq.
I was fully supportive of the decision."
-- Condi, who gets away with that because the Democrats
to blame them for their mistakes/crimes,
Subject: Jill Carroll
In what is being called a "Propaganda Video" Jill
1. The occupation of Iraq is illegal
2. The occupation is based on lies
3. That the insurgents are defending their
All 3 of those things are true.
It is too bad it took a gun to her head before
she told the truth.
It is also a shame that she later recanted the
Here in America, we have the best journalists
money can buy off.
God save the bloggers.
Court: Bush is all the Constitution we need
Defendents have no right to a trial,
or charges being listed, or a lawyer
A divided Whore Court turned back a challenge
to Bush's Imperial powers, rejecting an appeal from American
citizen Jose Padilla who is being illegally held
without charges because someone made a claim he was a terrorist.
Chief Justice John Roberts and two others feigned
concern about the loss of the Constitution, and said they would
"be watching" as though that was just as good
as having the Constitutional right to a fair trial.
criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to
and public trial, by an impartial jury, which district shall
previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the
and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the
against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining
in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his
Does the Constitution say, "Unless
the current president sees it differently?"
No, it says, "In
Bush and his appointed bastards have officially
thrown away the Constitution.
For all we know, Padilla is nothing more than
the unlucky bastard who happened to be standing
in the wrong place when this gang of thugs were
looking for an example to be put in the spotlight.
Of course, Bush picked a "darkie," so it's not
like he's grabbing us good white folks, so it's OK, right?
He's dark - Strike One.
accused of a crime arrested
- Strike Two.
If he's still in jail, he's probably poor - Strike Three.
If we don't object when they throw poor darkies in jail for no
who will object when they grab one of us?
Years Away From the Bomb
Blix was right last time, too, but Bush
wanted war reeeeeeeal bad
Former weapons inspector Hans Blix said Monday
that Iran is a least five years away from developing
a nuclear bomb, leaving time for a settlement.
Blix said he doubted Der Monkey would invade Iran.
"But there is a chance that the U.S. will use
bombs or missiles against several sites in Iran," he said.
"Then, the reactions would be strong, and would
contribute to increased terrorism."
Blix said there is still time for dialogue over
Iran's nuclear enrichment program, which Tehran insists
is for peaceful purposes but the West fears is
part of a secret nuclear weapons program.
"We have time on our side. Iran can't have a bomb
ready in the next five years," Blix was quoted as saying.
Subject: Bush prepares for Third
That it said April Fool on the UK Register
Jimmy the Sailor
April Fool's joke or trial balloon?
If Bush declared he was taking a third term, would the Democrats object?
Do you think Bush will turn absolute power over to a Democrat?
What was Bush's reaction to DeLay resigning?
don't make me look..."
"Once again an urgent warning was ignored.
The videotapes make clear that the President
heard the warnings but, again, asked
not a single question...Katrina, as horrible as it was,
may have been the first sip of a bitter
cup which will be proffered to us over and over again."
-- Al Gore, speaking in that cryptic, senate-speak gobbledegook that makes
us lose elections,
on the idiot Monkey's slow response to Hurricane Katrina,
Subject: Bush's Third Term
If Smirk gets no opposition this will happen.
The only opposition Bush has seen has been from
The GOP stopped Harriet Miers, they stopped the
Dubai ports deal, etc.
The Democrats are content to let Bush run wild.
This makes all the Hillary and Diebold discusions
null and void.
Looks like Blair is getting the boot in England.
Time to re-patriate myself back there.
a part of Bartcop Radio
I can't say I'm surprised by this.
I am holding out hope that it isn't true.
We all know that the pink tutu dems will fall
all overthemselves to support Dubya on this one.
If they won't stand with Feingold to support censure,
they don't have anywhere near the spine
to stand up to the inevitable media blitz/terroism
scare spin that will accompany this.
Zach, they intended it as a joke, but I'm not laughing.
Bush has made torture, murder and kidnapping legal.
He's peed on the Constitution and promised to do it again.
They're not going to turn over unlimited power to a Democrat.
from yesterday's MMailer
Do you know what your problem is?
I too eagerly suffer fools for my own amusement?
Saw it on bartholoviews.com
Blames 'liberal Democrats"
The scumbag of scandal, Tom DeLay said Tuesday
he is resigning from Congress in the face of tough
charges, closing out a career that blended fascism,
public bribery and a bare-knuckled political style.
"The voters of the 22nd District of Texas deserve
a candiadte who's not in bed with the Devil,
and not a campaign focused solely as a referendum
on me," DeLay said in a statement.
DeLay reflected Republican concerns that the GOP
could lose the seat in November, saying his love
for the almighty dollar drove him insane in his
crooked political career and adding, "I refuse to allow
liberal Democrats an opportunity to steal this
seat with a negative, personal campaign."
I still haven't seen his lifeless, naked and battered
carcass on CNN.
Show me the body, so we can start dancing.
Subject: "Wartime is not a time
to weaken the commander in chief."
Bart, you hit it right on the head.
For me, the red flags went up when the 'War on
Terror' was first announced.
Two assertions made at that time would virtually
define the GOP attitude for the next 8 (plus?) years.
"The war on terror will take years, perhaps decades,"
we were told.
And oh, by the way, "It's not patriotic to criticize
the Commander In Chief while we're at war."
If you can make that stick, what President wouldn't
want a war to begin the day he takes the oath?
Blue Dave from Red Ohio.
It's just like the Democrats to fall for it, too. Bush is the most lawless
but he's apparently impeachment proof because our side is too timid
to take a stand.
"What crimes, Bart?"
Stars & Stripes
"The worst president in U.S. history"
Three years after "shock and awe," now it's called
"the Long War," just as the CATO Institute in 2003
said it would be. Last month, President Bush
casually informed Americans that troops would remain
there past his second term, which ends on Jan.
20, 2009, and not a moment too soon.
What a disaster Bush will leave Americans when
calculating the costs of his generational commitment
to "democratize" the Middle East. Columbia and
Harvard economics professors estimate the U.S.
invasion/occupation of Iraq through 2010 will
cost taxpayers $1 trillion, minimum.
Subject: health care Monkey
You shoud have asked the health care monkey if
universal health care is as bad as he says,
how come communist Cuba has a lower infant mortality
rate than the good ole' US of A?
has good stuff.
Subject: 9-11 cover-up
Hi Bart -
Our government has given the thumbs up to the
military and the corporations to dump every conceivable toxin
and radiation into every major water supply in
our country. They have allowed big Ag to dump neuro-toxins
and chemicals into our food. Our produce
is drenched in pesticides, fungicides and 15 other chemicals, all too
deadly to even be exposed to; and we eat
them every day. They're anxious to kick social security out from
underneath us, are stopping programs that
feed our children, and in one word, "Katrina". I could go on
quite a while, it's a very long list.
Why is it not obvious as daylight that this government
has no qualms whatsoever about killing Americans?
Where is the difficulty in making the teeny jump
They're killing us all right now with their usual
m.o., while smiling, lying, sidestepping, corporate profiteering
and sneaking around behind our backs. 9-11
was obviously an inside job, planned long before der monkey
stole office. He was the perfect moron to push
it on and they won the big lottery that led us right into an endless,
illegal, stupid war that they can now claim is
grounds to make him our forever president.
These people are not stupid in any way, they are
And we are in big, big trouble.
Angie in CA
Along those same lines, Randi Rhodes did a whole show a while back about
how Poppy Bush and Rummy,
in their "off years" were on the boards of mega corporations that are
injecting these weird growth hormones
in cows that make kids sick. Then your kids drink the milk and have
to go to the doctor. But don't worry,
Merck and Pfizer can rent you drugs to counteract those drugs to keep
your children alive.
They poison us, then they rent us a "cure" that'll work as long as we
pay their extortion demands.
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"This is Bush being Bush - and he must keep
The desperate Dems will hate it, the
liberal media will hate
and the American people will eat
it up. They like a fighter."
-- Michael Reagan, on Bush's 36 % approval rating,
Let Bush be Bush?
Mikey's gotta be working for our side with talk like that...
People don't know history.
Rome was a republic for a few hundred years,
albeit only propertied men had a voice, but there was
a type of representation. After Augustus
the Senate became a rubber stamp for the emperors. Sound familiar?
Sadly we differ in a key way, the early Roman
Empire waged successful wars with militarily brilliant leaders.
Yuncheng, Shanxi, China
Dude, what's it like there?
Do you have a free press?
Or is it like Bush's Amerikkka?
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$66.74 a barrel
Bush stole just yesterday
2342 have died
We lost six
more yesterday as Iraq
plunges deeper into civil war.
Subject: This is the way...
A Democrat is supposed to respond when being interviewed
on FOX News.
Show me a comparable performance by Hillary and
I'll change my opinion that she shouldn't run for President.
Jimmy the Hizzle Dizzle
Jimmy, thank Koresh that Feingold's running for president - eh?
It seems to have finally loosened his tongue, and I'm all for
Guilty of Being Black?
Cops put their hands on her, she resisted, say Bob Kemper
and S.A. Reid
Rep. Cynthia McKinney was stopped by a Capitol
Hill police officer as she tried to go around a security
checkpoint in a House office building. Members
of Congress are allowed to go around the checkpoints,
but the cops failed to recognize McKinney because
of what the Republicans refer to as her
"Tina Turner peeing on an electric fence"
After calling to McKinney to stop, the officer
touched her shoulder or arm.
If writers Bob Kemper and S.A. Reid witnessed
the event, they should just tell us what happened.
If they didn't witness anything, they should
say, "Capitol police claimed..."!
The American whore press continues to replace
facts with their editorial opinion, but then,
why should we expect any truth or accuracy from
the Atlanta Whore Journal?
That prompted McKinney to spin around and the
strike the officer, though there are conflicting reports
as to whether she slapped him, punched him in
the chest or struck him with a cell phone.
Well Gee, if you're not sure what actions she took, if any, why not
accuse "that crazy bitch"
of knifing those innocent white cops, because you know how "those
people" like to carry knives,
...right Kemper and Reid?
"Breaking news - the US Capitol has been evacuated
because of a power failure.
It could be that Cynthia McKinney's
hair got stuck in a light switch and shorted everything out."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, who'd rather die of starvation than pass up a racial
House, not House
The forever cautious BuzzFlash, where we always
assume that the mainstream press will overlook the daily
onslaught of GOP lies and failures; where we
believe that the Democratic leadership on the Hill talks tough and
then runs and hides; where we believe that the
RNC and the White House will do anything to extend their powers,
including savaging the Constitution and trashing
the nation -- well, this BuzzFlash is taking a few hours to celebrate!
When as treasonous and slimey a rattler as Tom
DeLay bites the dust,
you just have to stop for a moment and recognize
this is the real deal!
During five years of impenetrable betrayal by
the Busheviks and RNC, it seemed like the patriotic BuzzFlash community
and other progressive Americans were like the
protestors in Tiananmen Square. We just kept getting mowed down.
But here is a day that dawns without DeLay (so
to speak, although he's not gone yet) -- and suddenly it's spring. \
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Thank Koresh that horrid basketball farce is over.
Idiot CBS took off their Top
Survivor, C.S.I. and Without a Trace to
squeaky tennis shoes that couldn't even crack the Top Twenty.
That's financial suicide, but they re-sign every year.
It's like the networks are fighting for last place.
the all new, toll-free
callers Welcome (snicker)
Bush doesn't know you disagree with him. Nothing
about you makes you of interest to George W. Bush
once you no longer agree with and support him.
No degree of relationship (father, mother, etc.), no longstanding
friendly intercourse (Jack Abramoff), no degree
of expertise (Brent Scowcroft), no essential importance (Tony Blair,
American voters) makes any difference. There
is nothing you have to offer that makes Bush want to know you once
you have come to disagree with him. Your opinions
and feelings now exist in a world entirely external to the mind of
George W. Bush. You are now just one of those
"polls" that he pays no attention to. When you were on his side,
you thought that showed "integrity" on his part.
It doesn't. It shows an absolute inability to learn from experience.
Subject: error you made
Bart, you said:
> "The Soviet Union had been collapsing for decades but the straw
that broke Stalin's back
> was the fact that they couldn't keep up with Von Reagan's
insane spending spree. "
The first part is completely true, the second
part is not. Every major economist AND political scientist
that the Soviet system was going to collapse
under it's own mismanagement by 1975. It also helped that after
Leonid Brezhnev's death in 1982, many in
the Soviet leadership knew that their economy was faltering.
It certainly didn't help that after Brezhnev's
successors Andropov and Chernenko both died within 15 months
of assuming office, a younger radical (relatively
speaking), named Gorbachev could come to power. Gorbachev
was extremely influenced by the social
democracies of Europe as opposed to the Leninist traditions of the
It was Gorby who started the Soviet Reformation,
(Glasnost) and eventually leading to the dissolution of the USSR.
Only die-hard Limbaugh-Republicans credit Reagan
with "outspending" the Soviets and thus bankrupting them.
Gorbachev / himself /remarked that their whole
response to SDI (Strategic Defense Initiative, i.e. Star Wars)
was to alter their nuclear missiles with
a $1000 retrofit. [yes. That's a whole ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS - ooooh!]
By mentioning Reagan alongside the collapse of
the USSR is giving credit where none is due.
- No Hurry to Get Married
"First the baby, then
the film," he was quoted as saying.
"Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't
let this woman get away."
That poor girl.
The's fourth, at best, after this baby (God knows why he needs
one soooooo badly)
then the film, then Scientology, and if there's any room
left, she might get a slice.
I don't even know her - never even seen anything she's been in - yet
I feel like I
should warn her away from this career-snuffing mistake with that rich
but talentless buffoon.
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