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Tuesday April 18, 2006
Volume 1747 -
Born to Kill
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"I admire those who have stepped forward, and
I agree with
the arguments they are making. I count
myself in the same camp."
retired Gen. Paul Van Riper, a lifelong Republican
seventh general to ask for Rumsfeld's resignation,
Bush & Rummy
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
This season's TV drama "24" features an in-over-his-head
U.S. President who sets in motion a dangerous
plot that he can't handle, forcing counter-terrorism
agent Jack Bauer into a position of having to "take down"
the President. Meanwhile, in real life, the United
States faces a parallel crisis, a reckless George W. Bush
taking actions that have spiraled out of control.
Only in this world, the call is for Rumsfeld to resign.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
As a great power, a large heterogeneous nation
like the United States goes about as far in a
theocratic direction as it can when it meets
the unfortunate criteria on display in Bush's Washington:
an elected leader who believes himself in some
way to be speaking for God; a ruling party that
represents religious true believers and seeks
to mobilize the nation's churches; the conviction of
many rank-and-file Republicans that government
should be guided by religion and religious leaders;
and White House implementation of domestic and
international political agendas that seem to be
driven by religious motivations and biblical
Nothing is more dangerous than an armed religio-nut doing God's will.
Bush and Osama think alike.
Please God, save us from your followers
Reports that Bush is considering a nuclear strike
on Iran may not frighten the mad mullahs in Tehran,
but it will scare the hell out of many Americans
here at home. It's hard to believe that with one military venture
gone bad (two counting Afghanistan) and a world
that now sees Washington as the greatest threat to peace,
the Bushies would contemplate attacking a second
nation, this time with tactical nukes.
Which prompts two questions: Are these guys obsessed
with a messianic sense of world mission
that has robbed them of common sense? Or are
they just plain nuts?"
Nothing is more dangerous than an armed religious fanatic doing God's
Subject: Flight 77
The defenders of the Bush line of BS on what hit
the Pentagon are getting shrill…perhaps they're worried?
I'm an airline pilot, and that was no B757 that
nailed that building (and even if it was, it wasn't flown by any 'student'
I can see hitting the WTC, because it's the tallest pair of buildings
on the coast, but yes,
the Pentagon is 1/20th as tall as the WTC and the first-time flyer
never even touched the ground.
"I retired. I have nothing to gain in
doing this. There is no political agenda at all.
For 31 years I was a loyal subordinate
and did not tolerate dissension in the ranks.
My sole motivation, are the servicemen
and women and their families."
-- Major General John Batiste,
not so good with English, asking for Rumsfeld's resignation,
From: RB Ham
I'm working hard, still researching 9-11 and sharing
I got tombstoned at my regular place for calling
out the administrators as
"gate keepers" intent on keeping the official
story of 9-11 sacrosanct...
Nowadays, I hang out at progressiveindependent.com
I still retain hope that the American people will
rise up and take back their government...
But I also KNOW that the BFEE and their PNAC
are planning a second false flag terror attack
- to be blamed on Iran - and that
these neo-con bastards are COMMITTED to a world
Hope you're doing well.
I'm glad to see that so many people are waking
up to the Grand Deception (thank you Charlie Sheen).
9-11 is the key. The BFEE uses 9-11 at every opportunity
to whip up their dwindling support
and keep the American people blinded with revenge...
Take 9-11 away...they got nothin'.
Dude, great to hear from you.
Don't be a stranger.
Subject: that Iranian handjob
You know the only reason he got elected is bush.
If Bush wasn't always listing the countries he most wanted to invade,
maybe those countries would find fewer reasons to have to nuke up.
North Korea, for example - who'd want to invade?
They have nothing but starving millions, so who'd want to steal it?.
Saw it on aliberaldose.blogspot.com
Subject: not smart enough to
use subject headers
you guys are lame
there is no reason to impeach Bush
2377 dead soldiers for lies isn't impeachable?
But having a girlfriend is?
If the GOP position was
"You only impeach for the most heinous crimes,"
you could maybe claim half a point, but you guys
impeached Clinton over nothing.
how would u like to see your daughter taken away
and raped then fed to starving dogs!!!????
well thats what he stoped by killed those people
Why aren't you in Iraq helping with the
Iraq is either worth 2377 soldiers' lives or
so get a life
ur 2 fucked 2 write 2 me
your dot.com on Bartcop Radio
So far, two people have called
to publicize his/her website.
If you don't take advantage of free
you're saying you don't want more readers.
lovers welcome to call
to get spanked, not advertise
Stays with Bush
The 'praise Bush' money is hueueueuege
"Let me be straight with you — I like George
Bush," Hannity said.
"I think he's a man of principle, a man of faith.
I think he's got a backbone of steel
and he's a real, genuine, big-time leader ...
He's a consequential figure for his time.
We don't see it right now."
That's the call of the perrenial loser.
"Everybody hates our guy now, but in 100 years,
they'll realize his greatness."
What else can you say when your boy is stuck in the ratings sewer?
Condi's the same way with the bloody quagmire.
"100 years from now, they'll realize his great
They're so desperate for some kind of silver lining, and the best they
can do is make a promise
that in 100 years or 200 years or 500 years, somebody might
eventually say Bush isn't a big fuck up.
I was told that Laura Bush is not what we think she is.
She's not the doting wife who's blinded by love.
She's not the sweet and innocent, adoring better-half.
You can't help but compare her to Hillary.
Using that crteria, people think she doesn't understand the
People think she just can't see the flaws in her husband.
I was told that Laura Bush is putting on an act - that
she's part of this whole worldwide energy takeover.
(If Bush was a power-hungry, murderer-invader,
how could someone as loving and sweet and giving as
Pickles Bush stay with a monster like that,
the reasoning goes.
I was told she does know.
The obvious inference was that Pickles is another
Barbara Bush (R-Barracuda)
Mark the date - April
Bart was the first to call it.
When Pickles is unmasked, you heard it here, first.
But expect the easily-fooled Democrats, at every opportunity, to gush
It's part of our suicide stratergery to lose again in 2008.
I'm willing to cut Mo(ho)Do a little slack.
Sure, she's often been on the wrong side of issues
she has been slamming the bushies pretty good
Remember, she does work for the NYwhoreTimes.
As for the Times itself, charging people to read
makes me mad as hell.
We can depend on Dowd to fabricate 1000 lies about our 2008 Demo
Then the BFEE bastards will be all over the TV saying, "Even
uber-liberal Maureen Dowd
hates the Democratic nominee and she's admitted
being the most liberal columnist in New York."
She's not going to vote Demo any more than Ivins or Huffington are.
Contest - how many faces can you identify?
Use the numbers.
The first person (cont US only) to get them all right wins a pound of
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Did you know Steve Buscemi was in Pulp Fiction?
I would've bet he wasn't, but there he was - I was shocked.
Worried about November
Newt Gingrich, a holier-than-thou who was caught
sexing a goat and had to step down,
says incumbents sometimes forget they are in
office to change the government, not to be changed by it.
And he is worried that the GOP is in for a bad
time in the fall elections.
"When you get poll after poll telling you basically
the same thing, you have to respect the right
of the people to say they want change," Gingrich
said on Fox Whore News.
A new poll found that just 30 percent of the public
approves of the. By a 49-33 margin,
the public favored Democrats over Republicans
when asked which party should control Congress.
Gingrich thinks he's going to run for president in 2008.
Knowing the we-want-to-lose Democrats, they'll refuse to use
scumbag facts against him, "because we only
want to win with the high road."
It's 9:15 in the morning and already,
the Democrats' suicidal tendencies make me want to start drinking...
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BTW, when's the next 'Beyond Prohibition' conference
Subject: Iran's 16 day Nukey
This mass "OH NO!! Iran has the bomb!!" crap,
was started by an article in Bloomberg, that seems to be
rapidly proliferating itself, and spontaneously
mutating in the blogosphere, and around the internet. In it, they
attempt to claim that Iran Could Produce a Nuclear
Bomb in 16 Days. Dig a little deeper into the article,
and you will find that Stephen Rademaker is the
White House contact, and person who is "releasing" the
(mis)information. Once you see Rademaker's name,
you can pretty much safely dismiss the entire thing as
more lies, and white house spin, designed to
send ma-and-pa nascar into a "we gotta nuke them A-RABS" frenzy.
Why? Stephen Rademaker works for Robert Joseph,
who was charged with muscling the CIA into letting
Bush use the "yellow cake uranium", "Saddam's
gonna nuke us in 45 minutes" horse-shit in the 2003 State of
the Union address. I almost felt insulted after
reading the article, because it is plain to see, that the White House
does not even give us, the American people, enough
credit to even refine their scare tactics any.
You will notice above, in regards to Rademaker,
that I said "mis" information. Because it is partially true.
It is true that Iran has 164 centrifuges, and
that they have learned to enrich uranium. They need 54000 centrifuges,
all working in tandem, to do what the article
actually CLAIMS to do, which is produce a working nuke, in 16 days.
If you have 54000 centrifuges all working
in tandem at a nuclear plant,
you would be capable of producing
a nuclear bomb in 16 days.
What the article is conveniently omitting, however,
is the fact that the process of getting the centrifuges built,
getting them there, assembling the centrifuges
on site, and arraying them into a working system that could
actually be capable of having them work in unison,
to enrich enough uranium to create a working nuke, would,
at the minimum, take 10 years to accomplish.
And, that's with an experienced team of engineers, scientists,
and physicists that already know how to do it,
and that's if they don't blow themselves up in the process.
Then of course, they could produce a nuke in 16
Just take that into account when you hear this
from someone in the future, and just explain to them,
that Iran is not going to bomb us in 2 weeks.
Wow, I just had a flashback to 1998..."some one
set us up the bomb"
"I keep up with things, I read the front page..."
-- Der Monkey, trying to convince
reporters he's aware of the world around him
Subject: While I was in Hanoi,
something caught my eye...
Spent a couple of weeks in Hanoi meeting old friends.
Everybody's getting rich but the air is unfit
Needed a hat and stopped bye this stand with
a large selection.
They must read you even here!
Peter from NZ
Pete, thanks for that, but ask about my royalties, would you? :)
Who's Going to Hell?
fuses rock and Latin
Brotherhood in stores now
It's also the inaugural CD backed by a
dream team that includes Austin's Lone Wolf Management
(which also represents ZZ Top), big-time booking
from Creative Artists and a Los Angeles publicist.
Subject: Stolis vodka and fascism
Yet another good reason to lay off "designer"
vodkas and have another shot of Chinaco.
If one is wanting a buzz, cheap vodka works as well as anything.
Nobody buys vodka for the taste.
the culture of corruption in Washington.
names say it all: Halliburton, Delay, Abramoff.
bids, no oversight, no audits."
If I could, I'd vote for my good friend Fred Strack.
Subject: USAma bin Laden
Bart - Did you ever notice how "Usama" bin Laden
became "Osama" bin Laden after 9/11?
The Republican spin masters who engineered this
war and disseminated the bullshit
propaganda to support it did not want any USAma
bin Laden jokes or puns.
They created their bogeyman and changed his name
for the occasion.
If you look at bin Laden's wanted posters in the
post office, it is USAma bin Laden.
DAVE in Michigan
They're all worried about November
Intense and widespread opposition to Bush is
likely to be a sharp spur driving voters to the polls
in this fall's midterm elections, according to
strategists in both parties, a phenomenon that could give
Democrats a turnout advantage over Republicans
for the first time in recent years. Polls have reflected
voter discontent with Bush for many months, but
as the election nears, operatives are paying special
attention to one subset of the numbers. It is
the wide disparity between the number of people who
are passionate in their dislike of Bush vs. those
who support him with equal fervor.
Can our Democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory?
has good stuff.
Mrs. Bart asked me to take her to Springdale, Arkansas for some friend
This place is called "AQ Chicken," and it's so old, the chicken farm
was right next door.
In the summer, you could hear them strangle the chickens while you
ate - yum!
It's also famous for hosting Bill Clinton who, legend has it, flew Air
Force One to
Springdale just to get some of that famous AQ Chicken. They had a photo
Big Dog chowing down he last time we visited them.
So, we drove the hundred miles to get there - and the chicken blew donkey.
It was rubbery and greasy and tasted worse than McDonald's fried chicken,
which I've never had but I can guess how bad it must be.
As we were leaving, I wanted to get a picture of the Big Dog, but to
my horror, we found this:
They replaced Clinton's picture with Der f-ing Murderer.
So please, if you ever get to Springdale, Arkansas, skip the AQ Chicken
and send me a dollar for steering you away from this formerly-good
by Andrew Sullivan
If US intelligence is as good in Iran as it was
in Iraq, the chances of getting all of Iran's nuclear capacity
by aerial bombing must also be close to zero.
So the gain would be fleeting. But the costs could be enormous.
The most pro-Western populace in the Middle East
- the Iranian public - could overnight be turned into
permanent foes of the West. A bombing campaign
could force most Iranians into the arms of the genocidal,
religious nutcases now running their Government.
For good measure, we'd probably be faced with oil at nearly
$US100 a barrel; and the complete disintegration
of what's left of Iraq, as the Iranian-allied Shia militias turned
on US forces. But there's another factor that
makes a military attack on Iran a dangerous option for the
Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld axis. That factor is the
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Anyone having and trouble getting the link to
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Dude, I've gotten zero feedback, but that's not
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Terry the Mac Dude
Thanks for doing this.
saw this before
They terrorize other government officials, and
they're so secretive that their names aren't even
revealed to a harmless federal employee directory.
And they've helped ruin the country.
Meet Dick Cheney's staff.
Bad heart, errant shotgun, and Halliburton stock
options in tow, Dick Cheney has ruled the
White House roost for the past five years, amassing
enough power to give rise to the joke
that George W. Bush is "a heartbeat away from
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Subject: Bartcop: closet rethuglican?
Ok Bushcop, whatever you say.
You're dishonest, delusional & dumber than
I am not.
Bushcop is a closet rethuglican who resorts to
bullying & editing comments
to make himself look smarter...........just like
his hero, Bill O'Lielly.
If my goal was to make myself look smarter, would I do this
Bushcop, have a few more shots of tequila to prop
up your allusions of grandeur.
Maybe then you can continue to think you're a
real force for change on the left, instead of the truth.
Which is that you're just a dumber-than-dogshit
Okie redneck with a half-assed website.
Arthur the Otter
I'm just in it for the money :)
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
Bush stole just yesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps 3M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 5M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$70.82 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
2377 soldiers' lives
On what date will Bush's oil snatch hit $100 a barrel?
Nice link, with the video about the holes in the
Pentagon. It sure wasn't a 757 jet.
But, a 757 DID crash land in PA.
Too bad some real Americans thwarted Unka Dick's
That hole was definitely a missile, and a cover
It'll be amazing when the truth about that day
But I feel a step closer to it because of the
tireless work that you do.
You keep me well, well informed, much more than
the mainstream whores do.
You may very well be the template for news of
choice in the future
- the interpretation of the propaganda, with
an entertaining slant.
Big $$ Strike
Set for May 1
Don't spend any money on May 1.
This has never worked before, but everyone's talking about it.
to Roll Over
Tony Blair, poodle to America's Murder Monkey,
has told his Massa to "GFY" in regards to Iran,
regardless of whether the move wins international
backing, government sources claimed yesterday.
Amid increasing tension over Tehran's attempts
to develop a military nuclear capacity, the Poodle
has laid bare the limits of his support for Der
Murderer, who is on Iran like a fat kid on cake.
Blair privately told aidea he doesn't want to
go down in history like he went down on Dubya.
Bart, Molly Ivins wrote:
> the White House says if the president leaked
it, then it's legal to leak it.
> No problem, the president can declassify
at will, they said....
It's not legal just because Bush leaked it.
The lawful way to declassify information is for
the President to sign a release form.
He didn't do that until nearly three weeks later
when the sh*t hit the fan.
Fitzpatrick should compare notes from the statements
made by Cheney and Bush
under oath during their dual deposition with
the story Bush is spinning now.
Any difference equal two counts of obstruction
of justice and perjury.
jack in pa
Jack, the Democrats have no problem with Bush committing crimes.
Maybe Fitz will see things clearer...
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Subject: big $$ strike May 1
Bart, you wrote:
> don't spend any money on May 1. Don't buy
food, don't buy gas, don't go to a movie.
> Prepare in advance, then keep your wallet
closed that day.
The problem with this working, Bart, is that if
everyone prepares in advance there would be
no economic fallout to "feel." If everyone bought
their gas the day before--or even waited till May 2,
the receipts will still even out at the end of
the week. The only "drama" would be that businesses
were very slow that day yet no one would have
lost a dime.
JL, I know Republican greed.
If they see even a slight dip in sales they will panic.
And the point of this (for me, anyway) isn't to help the immigrants.
If cash registers so silent for a day people will notice.
Maybe even the Democrats will notice how many millions of people are
...nah, I'm lying to myself and I hate that.
the all new, toll-free
callers Welcome (snicker)
Why, that's what our president uses to murder people, too!
Is Tuesday TV's best night?
Peabody winning Denny Crain and House are on tonight,
along with Veronica Mars.
BTW, in the history of TV, has any other female lead in a show ever
I didn't see that episode (last year) but she mentioned it recently,
telling a fellow victim,
"It sucks, ...then it sucks less,"
trying to offer some consolation to her.
It was well-handled, like everything on that show but nobody but Stephen
King and us is watching.
...and Idol gets worse very week.
Those "theme nights" are nothing but long-ass commercials, usually
for losers and has-beens.
Soon Rescue Me will be back - can't wait for that.
Jane Fonda on Dave (expect Cindy Sheehan's name to come up) and Bush's
whore McCain is on Leno,
where he'll spew praise all over the Giggline Murderer who called him
wife and kids names.
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