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 Wednesday     April 19, 2006      Volume 1748 - Bloody Wednesday

Quote of the Day

"What happened to a time in this country when 
  we had a constitutional and a God-given right to 
  be curious about things that didn't make sense?" 
     -- Charlie Sheen, who has an opinion,  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Generals Speak Out 
Robbery in Iraq 
Very rich in America
Hearings on Bush, Now 
Underbear Fired 
Rove Leaves Post 
Dear Mr. President
Neil Young: Impeach 
Amber the 'Survivor' 



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"The State Department plans to issue guides for Americans travelling overseas on how to behave.
  The guide offers "suggestions" that include: Think as big as you like but talk and act smaller...
  Listen at least as much as you talk...  Speak lower and slower..  If you talk politics, don't argue."
      -- Philip Sherwell,    Link

"The State Department thinks we talk too loud.  How about don't invade other countries,
  torture their people, lie about it, then screw up everything anyway.  That might help too."
       --Eric Alterman,    Altercation,


Should Ex-Generals Speak Out?
  by Ivan Eland   as seen on consortiumnews.com


For years now, when anyone of any influence has spoken out against the Iraq War -- whether a Dixie Chick
or a former Iraqi ambassador -- the critic can expect "The Treatment," a barrage of personal insults,
professional retaliation and insinuations about treasonous behavior.

In 2002, we called this pattern of intimidation the "politics of preemption," a domestic corollary to Bush's
international doctrine of waging "anticipatory" or "preemptive" wars against nations that might someday
threaten the United States. To make Americans abandon their traditional distaste for aggressive warfare,
Bush needed to de-legitimize dissent.

That strategy is now spilling over into attacks on retired generals who have spoken up. Almost on cue,
Bush's Iraq War defenders -- from right-wing talk shows to the Washington Post's editorial page -- are
denouncing the retired officers by arguing that -- even though they are now private citizens -- their opinions
represent an assault on civilian control of the military.

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site on the Internet



Robbery in Iraq
The real reason Bush invaded


The great liberator of Iraq was actually the hyena that cleaned out the nation. Piece by piece, Halliburton over here,
a corrupt company over there, we have heard various individual cases of overcharging and fraud by American firms
in the reconstruction of Iraq. Last weekend, a Globe story connected some of the dots of corruption. Of $20.7 billion
in Iraqi bank accounts and oil revenues seized by the Coalition Provisional Authority in the US-led invasion of Iraq,
$14 billion was given out for reconstruction but tens of millions of dollars were unaccounted for. A year ago, an audit
by the inspector general found no evidence of work done or goods delivered on 154 of 198 contracts. Sixty cases
of potential swindles are under investigation."

The idiot American media thinks this is news?
We've been telling you this for years - it's why Bush invavded and nobody gets the obvious.

Bush and Cheney were super-rich when they decided to steal the White House.
They didn't do that so they could help the little people get a bigger piece of the pie.
They wanted to steal the entire pie - and they have - because the Democrats let them.


Senate Hearings on Bush, Now
 by Carl Bernstein, not that whore Woodward


"Worse than Watergate? High crimes and misdemeanors justifying the impeachment of Bush, as increasing numbers
of Democrats in Washington hope, and, sotto voce, increasing numbers of Republicans - including some of the
president's top lieutenants - now fear? Leaders of both parties are acutely aware of the vehemence of anti-Bush
sentiment in the country, expressed especially in the increasing number of Americans - nearing 50 percent in some
polls - who say they would favor impeachment if the president were proved to have deliberately lied to justify going
to war in Iraq...   In terms of imminent, meaningful action by the Congress, however, the question of whether the
president should be impeached (or, less severely, censured) remains premature. More important, it is essential that
the Senate vote - hopefully before the November elections, and with overwhelming support from both parties - to
undertake a full investigation of Bush, along the lines of the Senate's investigation of Richard Nixon.


Subject: the 2008 elections

How many elections will the GOP be able to steal with the paperless voting (cheating) machines?

I'm afraid Bart, will Americans stand up for themselves, or will the stinking thieves get away with another stolen election?
 Lisa in PA

Lisa, the GOP will win until the Democrats find the urge to get in the game.



"Oil hit a record $72.64 a barrel on Tuesday as Iran (heays up) raising new fears
  of a cut in supplies from the world's fourth-biggest crude exporter."
       --Janet McBride,   Link

"I'm concerned about higher gasoline prices.  We will watch very carefully and
  investigate possible price-gouging, and we will do just that."
       -- Dubya,   Link

The price of oil keep rising because Bush has destablized the world with his aggression.
If he would stop attacking oil-rich countries, oil would go down in price.

Every action Bush takes is designed to raise the price of oil and gold.


From: a problem with your content

I feel like you are helping the enemy.

You published a cartoon which shows the Pres of Iran. 
He is standing behind a bomb and stating that while it is a bomb, it is a peaceful bomb.

This is almost the exact drivel printed by gary brooking in our local republicrap rag here in Richmond, VA. 
It touts the fascist party line to a tee. Is it that easy for us to paint this scenario that way because they are 
just some sand-niggas and volitile - probably hate us anyway?

Did I just not get something? Are the BFEE right on their intent to attack Iran to do whatever that will do? 
Or did this cartoon just slip past your sniff test? 

Pls help this distraut reader. 

Dude, no big mystery - I just thought it was funny that the two most insane, most war-loving handjobs
on the planet both claim they have "peace bombs," when they each have murder on their minds.


Subject: Very nice website - intelligent, original

Just the kind of mindless and low-budget drivel I've come to expect from spineless liberals
- you're still wondering why ya'll can't keep the oval office for more than one term, 
when the best defenses and arguments are just the type that might come from bartcop.com.

ever had an original thought, liberal?

glenn nall
atlanta codeworks <http://www.atlantacodeworks.com/> 
web design and development


Get your dot.com on Bartcop Radio

If you don't take advantage of  free advertising
you're saying you don't want more readers.

Bush lovers welcome to call
to get spanked, not advertise


Scottie the Underbear Fired
 They need a more skillful liar


Appearing with Bush, The Underbear told Bush: "I have given it my all, Sir and I have
given you my all, Sir, and I will continue to do so as we transition to a new press secretary."

"I thought he handled his assignment with class, integrity," the president lied.
"He made the decision and I accepted it," he lied again.



Visit  funnytimes.com

The very rich in America:
 So much money, you cannot comprehend


In the face of public outrage over oil company profits and soaring gasoline prices, Exxon arrogantly
defended Raymond's hundreds of millions, arguing that they were rewarding the executive's
"outstanding leadership of the business, continued strengthening of our worldwide competitive position,
and continuing progress toward achieving long-range strategic goals." The company added that it
considered Raymond's compensation package "appropriately positioned."

There are 7.5 million millionaires in America.
That is who Bush is giving our Treasury to - and they're not hiring, at least not Americans.


Subject: Vodka


Maybe we don't export this to the Psychotic Peoples Republic of Oklahoma, but Tito's Vodka,
hand distilled 6 times in Austin, will make you forget Chinaco forever (okay - perhaps a stretch).

It has beat all comers, local and international, in head-to-head tasting competition now and in the past.
Goodbye Grey Goose, Skyy, Stolichnaya, etc. Try it Bart - quality Texas Vodka.


Dude, no.

Vodka is judged by it's lack of insult, not for it's flavor.
Not you, but people who swear by a certain vodka scare me.
I haven't tried Tito's, so like a good poker player, I can't bet what you have is no good.
My good friend Mind Pilot sang the praises of potatoe* vodka, but no again.
Vodka is our friend because he works, not because he tastes good.

I don't mean to bust anybody's bubble here, but, ...are you sitting down?
Vodka is a tool, like a shovel, a trowel or George W. Bush.

Cheap vodka is what they use to cut Jose Cuervo Gold to make it even cheaper.

"I'm $5 hooch!"


Contest - how many faces can you identify?
Use the numbers.

The first person (cont US only) to get them all right wins a pound of
the South's Finest Chocolate - the best chocolate you'll ever taste.

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Cold Hard Fact

Clinton was hunted by the American whore media, but America loved him.
His approval rating after the jackals impeached him was about 73 percent.

Der Murderer is loved and protected by the same American whore media
and he can't see a 40 percent approval rating on a good week.

The death of the American Free Press should be the second-biggest story of the 21st Century.


Dear Mr. President
 Pink has a song for Der Monkey


"Mr President, when you look in the mirror, are you proud?"

"What kind of father would take his own daughters' rights away?"


That's a movie people would pay for.

The net's best advertising deal

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Neil Young: Impeach the President


Neil Young told Rolling Stone, "I'm always going from one extreme to another." 

True to form, here comes the incredibly politically charged Living With War. 
On the album, whipped up in just two angry weeks earlier this month, Young takes aim 
at the war in Iraq and Bush -- through songs including the Bush-basher "Let's Impeach the President."

Living With War features what Young describes as "a metal version of Phil Ochs and Bob Dylan," 
recorded with "a power trio with trumpet and 100 voices." Other songs include "Lookin' for a Leader" 
and the title track, the lyrics of which are partly available on his web site:

I'm living with war in my heart everyday/
. . . and on the flat screen we kill and we're killed again/
and when the night falls, I pray for peace.


Subject: Are you a fan of the St Louis Cardinals?





"A new Gallup Poll shows 23% of Americans approve of the job Congress is doing,
  while 70% disapprove. That's a near-record low for the institution."
       -- Lydia Saad, of Gallup,   Link

Will the Democrats show some aggression and testosterone and retake the House?
Or will they once again follow the advice of Bob Shrum and surrender in advance?



Subject: Fitz investigation


To my knowledge, Unka Dick and the Giggling Murderer have never
been questioned under oath about Plame or anything else. . .

Rev. Jim

Dude, it doesn't matter.
If they lied to Fitz, he can charge them with Obstruction of Justice.

And I don't really have an opinion of Fitz yet, but doesn't it always figure?
They hire a scum-sucking, constantly-leaking, religiously-insane, piece of shit attack Clinton
and we get what seems to be an honest, no-leaks decent man doing his job quietly with dignity.

I'd rather have Harold Ickes going after these bastards.


Let's Bomb Iran
 by Mark Morford, one of the best


It's little Dubya Bush, stewing in his own juices, his poll numbers hovering right near Nixon levels 
during his darkest days, mumbling to himself, smelling vaguely of sawdust and horse manure and 
dead Social Security overhaul plans. He is pockmarked by scandal, buffeted by storms of disapproval
and infighting and nascent impeachment. He intentionally authorized the leak of security information 
merely to smear an Iraq war critic, he lied about WMD and lied about Saddam and lied about making 
the United States safer and lied about, well, just about everything, on top of launching the worst and 
most violent and most expensive, unwinnable war since Vietnam. His formerly enormous pile of betting 
capital is down to a tiny lump, nothing like back when he had the table rigged and all the pit bosses 
worked for him and the pile was as big as a roomful of Texas cow pies. But now, fortune is frowning. 
In fact, fortune is white-hot furious at being so viciously molested, spit upon, raped lo these many years. 
The truth is coming out: Bush has now lost far, far more bets than he ever won.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

The Franklin Coverup
 It's so bad, you really hope it's false


On November 4, 1988, the Franklin Credit Union was raided and closed by the FBI and the IRS.
Thirty-nine million dollars was missing. Shortly thereafter, reports began to circulate concerning
pornography, videotapes, and photographs which had been confiscated from the Franklin Credit
Union by the FBI. Then, in a trickle - which soon grew to a flood - other allegations began to arise.
These allegations involved drugs, sexual misconduct, child abuse, pornography- even satanic activity.
The names of prominent individuals in the Omaha community began to surface as those involved in
these criminal activities.

Initially four victim/witnesses involved in the satanic cult/sex/drug ring were cooperative.


If you see a star in an anti-Bush or pro-peace shirt,
please send that in.

Subject: rape and TV

Howdy Bartcop:

Hell, yeah, TV shows have their female leads raped.
Soap operas do it more often than prime time shows, though.
A feminist analysis would say it's a message to women to know their place,
but that's a whole can o'worms to get into so I won't here.

Remember "Hunter", a cop show starring Fred Dryer and Stephanie Kramer?
Her character was raped and then a few years later the writers gave her another
script with the same story.   She walked off the set, famously saying "Rape Fred."
They cut the assault from the script.

Take care,



Rove Leaves Policy Post


Karl Rove is giving up oversight of policy development to focus more on politics with the 
approach of the fall midterm elections. Just over a year ago, Rove was promoted to 
deputy chief of staff in charge of most White House policy coordination. That new 
portfolio came on top of his title as senior adviser and role of chief policy aide to Bush.

But now, the job of deputy chief of staff for policy is being given to Joel Kaplan.

Translation: "We want Rove's title to be murky when the indictment comes down."



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 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is$73.09 a barrel
makes $146,180,000 Bush stole just yesterday

...add to that, Iran pumps 3M barrels a day.

Once the sick bastard invades, that's 5M barrels a day
times today's oil price which is  $70.82 a barrel
makes $365,450,000 dollars Bush will steal daily

That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war

...and what did it cost us?

2377  2378 soldiers' lives

On what date will Bush's oil hit $100?


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"We actually had nothing on Livingston."
     -- Allan MacDonell, saying Larry Flynt bluffed Bob Livingston into resigning Link

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Subject: Iran

Bush nukes Iran, they get pissed off and send the suiciders to the USA, 
they set off a nuke they got from the Pakis, they whole country is shaking 
in their boots because they no longer have a backbone. 

Bush declares martial law, no elections like they had said they might have to do 
before the 2004 elections. Bush can stay in power as long as he can hold on. 

They have the courts, congress, the senate. Who will stop them? 
That's why the rush to nuke Iran. Has to be done before November.


Larry, there's a flaw in your idea:
Evil men would never kill for unlimited money and power.


 Call the all new, toll-free 
 GOP callers Welcome (snicker)

TV Stuff

Last night's Veronica Mars was one of the best TV hours I've ever seen.

And to ease your mind, it's not about lust.
Kristen Bell is a beautiful young girl, sure, but all I can see is the actress.
I'll admit to mad lust for a hundred different female stars, but this ain't about that.

When I think of Veronica Mars, I think of smart, or maybe clever.
Shows like Alias, Lost and 24, they say, "Of course the plot has
Exxon Valdez-sized holes, but it's fun to forget that and follow the action."

Veronica Mars has all that and you don't have to apologize for the bad writing.
The show is damn complicated - I only get half of it - and last night they cleaned house.

In the season opener (maybe, I forget when we started watching)
a school bus went over a cliff and it wasn't just an accident.

Some kids were on the bus.
Some kids weren't on the bus, but they were supposed to be.
Some kids were on the bus that weren't supposed to be.

Damn, this is a good show.
I'm going to watch it again.

And that as-good-as-Sorkin snappy dialog?
You might hear some of that in BCR 92.

This repeats tonight, if you want to see some great TV.

Oh, by the way - two things:

Because I live in Oklahoma, our power went off the other day for no reason.
When it came back on (Thank Koresh I spared you the details) the BCR studio was down.

It could be a fuse.
It could be a loose connection.
It could be a fried sound card.
It could be God, angry that I've been telling the truth.

So I called The Guitar Center are they're sending a surgeon over tonight.
I have a "treatment" due Friday, so wish me luck.

Adding to the mix:

My old friend Carl called be yesterday.
You remember Carl, my cellmate when we were arrested in Mexico?

While we were standing there, facing each other in the Mexican jail cell, drunker than Smirk
on his 40th birthday, held captive in a stone and steel cage, against our will, by a foreign government,
...Carl opens his wallet and hands me the $150 he owes me.

Carl and me had the same evil  misunderstood boss back in 1977. Carl told him to "GFY" and drove
to Vegas, married him a cocktail waitress and had two great kids, while dealing Texas Hold'Em at
Binions Horseshoe and stayed there all these years.

I don't know that Carl has been east of the Pecos in since 1977,
but he's expecting to drive thru K-Drag tomorrow.

That might cause an interruption in production.


Amber Brkich - 'Survivor' Superstar



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