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"The State Department plans to issue guides
for Americans travelling overseas on how to behave.
The guide offers "suggestions" that
include: Think as big as you like but talk and act smaller...
Listen at least as much as you talk...
Speak lower and slower.. If you talk politics, don't argue."
-- Philip Sherwell, Link
"The State Department thinks we talk too loud.
How about don't invade other countries,
torture their people, lie about it,
then screw up everything anyway. That might help too."
--Eric Alterman, Altercation,
by Ivan Eland as seen on consortiumnews.com
For years now, when anyone of any influence has
spoken out against the Iraq War -- whether a Dixie Chick
or a former Iraqi ambassador -- the critic can
expect "The Treatment," a barrage of personal insults,
professional retaliation and insinuations about
In 2002, we called this pattern of intimidation
the "politics of preemption," a domestic corollary to Bush's
international doctrine of waging "anticipatory"
or "preemptive" wars against nations that might someday
threaten the United States. To make Americans
abandon their traditional distaste for aggressive warfare,
Bush needed to de-legitimize dissent.
That strategy is now spilling over into attacks
on retired generals who have spoken up. Almost on cue,
Bush's Iraq War defenders -- from right-wing
talk shows to the Washington Post's editorial page -- are
denouncing the retired officers by arguing that
-- even though they are now private citizens -- their opinions
represent an assault on civilian control of the
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
The real reason Bush invaded
The great liberator of Iraq was actually the
hyena that cleaned out the nation. Piece by piece, Halliburton over here,
a corrupt company over there, we have heard various
individual cases of overcharging and fraud by American firms
in the reconstruction of Iraq. Last weekend,
a Globe story connected some of the dots of corruption. Of $20.7 billion
in Iraqi bank accounts and oil revenues seized
by the Coalition Provisional Authority in the US-led invasion of Iraq,
$14 billion was given out for reconstruction
but tens of millions of dollars were unaccounted for. A year ago, an audit
by the inspector general found no evidence of
work done or goods delivered on 154 of 198 contracts. Sixty cases
of potential swindles are under investigation."
The idiot American media thinks this is news?
We've been telling you this for years - it's why Bush invavded and
nobody gets the obvious.
Bush and Cheney were super-rich when they decided to steal the White
They didn't do that so they could help the little people get a bigger
piece of the pie.
They wanted to steal the entire pie - and they have - because the Democrats
on Bush, Now
by Carl Bernstein, not that whore Woodward
"Worse than Watergate? High crimes and misdemeanors
justifying the impeachment of Bush, as increasing numbers
of Democrats in Washington hope, and, sotto voce,
increasing numbers of Republicans - including some of the
president's top lieutenants - now fear? Leaders
of both parties are acutely aware of the vehemence of anti-Bush
sentiment in the country, expressed especially
in the increasing number of Americans - nearing 50 percent in some
polls - who say they would favor impeachment
if the president were proved to have deliberately lied to justify going
to war in Iraq... In terms of imminent,
meaningful action by the Congress, however, the question of whether the
president should be impeached (or, less severely,
censured) remains premature. More important, it is essential that
the Senate vote - hopefully before the November
elections, and with overwhelming support from both parties - to
undertake a full investigation of Bush, along
the lines of the Senate's investigation of Richard Nixon.
Subject: the 2008 elections
How many elections will the GOP be able to steal
with the paperless voting (cheating) machines?
I'm afraid Bart, will Americans stand up for themselves,
or will the stinking thieves get away with another stolen election?
Lisa in PA
Lisa, the GOP will win until the Democrats find the urge to get in the
"Oil hit a record $72.64 a barrel on Tuesday
as Iran (heays up) raising new fears
of a cut in supplies from the world's
fourth-biggest crude exporter."
--Janet McBride, Link
"I'm concerned about higher gasoline prices.
We will watch very carefully and
investigate possible price-gouging,
and we will do just that."
-- Dubya, Link
The price of oil keep rising because Bush has destablized the world
with his aggression.
If he would stop attacking oil-rich countries, oil would go down in
Every action Bush takes is designed to raise the price of oil and gold.
From: a problem with your content
I feel like you are helping the enemy.
You published a cartoon which shows the Pres of
He is standing behind a bomb and stating that
while it is a bomb, it is a peaceful bomb.
This is almost the exact drivel printed by gary
brooking in our local republicrap rag here in Richmond, VA.
It touts the fascist party line to a tee. Is
it that easy for us to paint this scenario that way because they are
just some sand-niggas and volitile - probably
hate us anyway?
Did I just not get something? Are the BFEE right
on their intent to attack Iran to do whatever that will do?
Or did this cartoon just slip past your sniff
Pls help this distraut reader.
Dude, no big mystery - I just thought it was funny that the two most
insane, most war-loving handjobs
on the planet both claim they have "peace bombs," when they each have
murder on their minds.
Subject: Very nice website -
Just the kind of mindless and low-budget drivel
I've come to expect from spineless liberals
- you're still wondering why ya'll can't keep
the oval office for more than one term,
when the best defenses and arguments are just
the type that might come from bartcop.com.
ever had an original thought, liberal?
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the Underbear Fired
They need a more skillful liar
Appearing with Bush, The Underbear told Bush:
"I have given it my all, Sir and I have
given you my all, Sir, and I will continue to
do so as we transition to a new press secretary."
"I thought he handled his assignment with class,
integrity," the president lied.
"He made the decision and I accepted it," he
rich in America:
So much money, you cannot comprehend
In the face of public outrage over oil company
profits and soaring gasoline prices, Exxon arrogantly
defended Raymond's hundreds of millions, arguing
that they were rewarding the executive's
"outstanding leadership of the business, continued
strengthening of our worldwide competitive position,
and continuing progress toward achieving long-range
strategic goals." The company added that it
considered Raymond's compensation package "appropriately
There are 7.5 million millionaires in America.
That is who Bush is giving our Treasury to - and they're not hiring,
at least not Americans.
Maybe we don't export this to the Psychotic Peoples
Republic of Oklahoma, but Tito's Vodka,
hand distilled 6 times in Austin, will make you
forget Chinaco forever (okay - perhaps a stretch).
It has beat all comers, local and international,
in head-to-head tasting competition now and in the past.
Goodbye Grey Goose, Skyy, Stolichnaya, etc. Try
it Bart - quality Texas Vodka.
Vodka is judged by it's lack of insult, not for it's flavor.
Not you, but people who swear by a certain vodka scare me.
I haven't tried Tito's, so like a good poker player, I can't bet what
you have is no good.
My good friend Mind Pilot sang the praises of potatoe*
vodka, but no again.
Vodka is our friend because he works, not because he tastes good.
I don't mean to bust anybody's bubble here, but, ...are you sitting
Vodka is a tool, like a shovel, a trowel or George W. Bush.
Cheap vodka is what they use to cut Jose Cuervo Gold to make
it even cheaper.
Contest - how many faces can you identify?
Use the numbers.
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Clinton was hunted by the American whore media, but America loved him.
His approval rating after the jackals impeached him was about 73 percent.
Der Murderer is loved and protected by the same American whore media
and he can't see a 40 percent approval rating on a good week.
The death of the American Free Press should be the second-biggest story
of the 21st Century.
Pink has a song for Der Monkey
"Mr President, when you look in the mirror, are
"What kind of father would take his own daughters'
a movie people would pay for.
The net's best advertising deal
Impeach the President
Neil Young told Rolling Stone, "I'm always going
from one extreme to another."
True to form, here comes the incredibly politically
charged Living With War.
On the album, whipped up in just two angry weeks
earlier this month, Young takes aim
at the war in Iraq and Bush -- through songs
including the Bush-basher "Let's Impeach the President."
Living With War features what Young describes
as "a metal version of Phil Ochs and Bob Dylan,"
recorded with "a power trio with trumpet and
100 voices." Other songs include "Lookin' for a Leader"
and the title track, the lyrics of which are
partly available on his web site:
I'm living with war in my heart everyday/
. . . and on the flat screen we kill and we're
and when the night falls, I pray for peace.
Subject: Are you a fan of the
St Louis Cardinals?
"A new Gallup Poll shows 23% of Americans approve
of the job Congress is doing,
while 70% disapprove. That's a near-record
low for the institution."
-- Lydia Saad, of Gallup, Link
Will the Democrats show some aggression and testosterone and retake
Or will they once again follow the advice of Bob Shrum and surrender
Subject: Fitz investigation
To my knowledge, Unka Dick and the Giggling Murderer
been questioned under oath about Plame or anything
else. . .
Dude, it doesn't matter.
If they lied to Fitz, he can charge them with Obstruction of Justice.
And I don't really have an opinion of Fitz yet, but doesn't it always
They hire a scum-sucking, constantly-leaking, religiously-insane,
piece of shit attack Clinton
and we get what seems to be an honest, no-leaks decent
man doing his job quietly with dignity.
I'd rather have Harold Ickes going after these bastards.
by Mark Morford, one of the best
It's little Dubya Bush, stewing in his own juices,
his poll numbers hovering right near Nixon levels
during his darkest days, mumbling to himself,
smelling vaguely of sawdust and horse manure and
dead Social Security overhaul plans. He is pockmarked
by scandal, buffeted by storms of disapproval
and infighting and nascent impeachment. He intentionally
authorized the leak of security information
merely to smear an Iraq war critic, he lied about
WMD and lied about Saddam and lied about making
the United States safer and lied about, well,
just about everything, on top of launching the worst and
most violent and most expensive, unwinnable war
since Vietnam. His formerly enormous pile of betting
capital is down to a tiny lump, nothing like
back when he had the table rigged and all the pit bosses
worked for him and the pile was as big as a roomful
of Texas cow pies. But now, fortune is frowning.
In fact, fortune is white-hot furious at being
so viciously molested, spit upon, raped lo these many years.
The truth is coming out: Bush has now lost far,
far more bets than he ever won.
has good stuff.
It's so bad, you really hope it's false
On November 4, 1988, the Franklin Credit Union
was raided and closed by the FBI and the IRS.
Thirty-nine million dollars was missing. Shortly
thereafter, reports began to circulate concerning
pornography, videotapes, and photographs which
had been confiscated from the Franklin Credit
Union by the FBI. Then, in a trickle - which
soon grew to a flood - other allegations began to arise.
These allegations involved drugs, sexual misconduct,
child abuse, pornography- even satanic activity.
The names of prominent individuals in the Omaha
community began to surface as those involved in
these criminal activities.
Initially four victim/witnesses involved in the
satanic cult/sex/drug ring were cooperative.
If you see a star in an anti-Bush or pro-peace shirt,
please send that in.
Hell, yeah, TV shows have their female leads raped.
Soap operas do it more often than prime time
A feminist analysis would say it's a message
to women to know their place,
but that's a whole can o'worms to get into so
I won't here.
Remember "Hunter", a cop show starring Fred Dryer
and Stephanie Kramer?
Her character was raped and then a few years
later the writers gave her another
script with the same story. She walked
off the set, famously saying "Rape Fred."
They cut the assault from the script.
Karl Rove is giving up oversight of policy development
to focus more on politics with the
approach of the fall midterm elections. Just
over a year ago, Rove was promoted to
deputy chief of staff in charge of most White
House policy coordination. That new
portfolio came on top of his title as senior
adviser and role of chief policy aide to Bush.
But now, the job of deputy chief of staff for
policy is being given to Joel Kaplan.
Translation: "We want Rove's title to be murky
when the indictment comes down."
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Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is$73.09
Bush stole just yesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps 3M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 5M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$70.82 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
2378 soldiers' lives
On what date will Bush's oil hit $100?
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Bush nukes Iran, they get pissed off and send
the suiciders to the USA,
they set off a nuke they got from the Pakis,
they whole country is shaking
in their boots because they no longer have a
Bush declares martial law, no elections like they
had said they might have to do
before the 2004 elections. Bush can stay in power
as long as he can hold on.
They have the courts, congress, the senate. Who
will stop them?
That's why the rush to nuke Iran. Has to be done
Larry, there's a flaw in your idea:
Evil men would never kill for unlimited money and power.
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callers Welcome (snicker)
Last night's Veronica Mars was one of the best TV hours I've
And to ease your mind, it's not about lust.
Kristen Bell is a beautiful young girl, sure, but all I can see is
I'll admit to mad lust for a hundred different female stars,
but this ain't about that.
When I think of Veronica Mars, I think of smart, or maybe clever.
Shows like Alias, Lost and 24, they say,
course the plot has
Exxon Valdez-sized holes, but it's fun to
forget that and follow the action."
Veronica Mars has all that and you don't have to apologize
for the bad writing.
The show is damn complicated - I only get half of it - and last night
they cleaned house.
In the season opener (maybe, I forget when we started watching)
a school bus went over a cliff and it wasn't just an accident.
Some kids were on the bus.
Some kids weren't on the bus, but they were supposed to be.
Some kids were on the bus that weren't supposed to be.
Damn, this is a good show.
I'm going to watch it again.
And that as-good-as-Sorkin snappy dialog?
You might hear some of that in BCR
tonight, if you want to see some great TV.
Oh, by the
way - two things:
Because I live in Oklahoma, our power went off the other day for no
When it came back on (Thank Koresh I spared you the details) the BCR
studio was down.
It could be a fuse.
It could be a loose connection.
It could be a fried sound card.
It could be God, angry that I've been telling the truth.
So I called The Guitar Center are they're sending a surgeon over
I have a "treatment" due Friday, so wish me luck.
My old friend Carl called be yesterday.
You remember Carl, my cellmate when we were arrested
While we were standing there, facing each other
in the Mexican jail cell, drunker than Smirk
on his 40th birthday, held captive in a stone
and steel cage, against our will, by a foreign government,
...Carl opens his wallet and hands me the $150
he owes me.
Carl and me had the same
boss back in 1977. Carl told him to "GFY"
to Vegas, married him a cocktail waitress and had two great kids, while
dealing Texas Hold'Em at
Binions Horseshoe and stayed there all these years.
I don't know that Carl has been east of the Pecos in since 1977,
but he's expecting to drive thru K-Drag tomorrow.
That might cause an interruption in production.
- 'Survivor' Superstar
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