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1757 - Patterns of Force
"The party needs somebody to stand up to the
-- Arlen Specter, Bush's poodle in the senate, Link
& the WMD Boomerang
by Ivan Eland as seen on consortiumnews.com
Instead of earning the protection of the international
community, however, Iraq's acquiescence led to a
devastating assault on the country by the United
States. Tens of thousands of Iraqis died, the nation now
totters on the brink of civil war -- and Iraqi
leader Saddam Hussein was captured, photographed in his
underwear and is likely to face execution, probably
By contrast, North Korea's leaders defied outside
pressure, apparently built a nuclear bomb, and thus have
kept the Bush administration at bay. In this
guest essay, Ivan Eland of the Independent Institute looks at the
unpleasant choices ahead on Iran because of Bush's
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
A flu pandemic would cause massive disruptions
lasting for months, and cities, states and businesses
must make plans now to keep functioning -- and
not count on a federal rescue, Bush said Wednesday.
''Our nation will face this global threat united
in purpose and united in action in order to best protect our families,
our communities, our nation and our world from
the threat of pandemic influenza,'' Bush said in a letter.
Even the most draconian steps, such as shutting
down U.S. borders against outbreaks abroad, would almost
certainly fail to keep a flu pandemic from spreading
here, the report acknowledges -- and thus it outlines more
limited travel restrictions that would be used
At least they're talking about this now, which is long overdue.
I'd like to see what steps they're going to take.
Will they shut down airports and Interstate highways?
Should we be stocking up with four months of food & water &
Once this thing hits, if it does, panic will be coast-to-coast.
Why not spell out the plans now, so people know what's coming?
Or will the BFEE makes billions from that disaster, too?
Is that the name of the game?
The worse things get, the money money they can steal?
Who would have thought, just seven years after
the Clinton impeachment farce, we'd again be considering
impeachment? Yet here we are, five years into
the Bush presidency, and again impeachment is in the air.
For some time, opponents of the Iraq War have
been calling for impeachment. You could see their signs
at marches, but given Republican control of the
House, it was hard to take the idea seriously. In recent months,
though, impeachment calls have gained a new seriousness
- and wider public support - and for good reason:
This November, a shift of only 15 House seats
would give Democrats control of the House and of the Judiciary
Committee. John Conyers who would
become Judiciary Committee chair, has already submitted a bill calling
for an investigation into impeachable crimes,
and would certainly welcome an impeachment bill.
How can we possibly have a free and fair election if Bush is going to
be impeached if we get the House?
Will the Democrats bother to call for a paper trail for the votes we
Or are they willing to trust Republican-owned Diebold again?
Drown Looting Kid
"I'll never loot again..."
Four British soldiers drowned a teenage Iraqi
looter after forcing him into a canal
at gunpoint "to teach him a lesson", a court
martial heard yesterday.
They frogmarched asthmatic Ahmed Jabar Karheem,
15, and three others,
down a muddy bank and ordered them to swim.
But non-swimmer Karheem got into difficulty and
disappeared under 6ft of water.
One of the soldiers began to rescue him, but
his commander ordered him back, it was alleged
How can they not love the invading army in Iraq?
Subject: Colbert fallout
In the wake of Stephen Colbert's appearance at
the White House Correspondents dinner,
there have been an incredibly diverse range of
reactions; best of all is Mary Matalin, saying...
"Because he is who he is, and everyone likes him,
I think this room
thought he was going to be more sophisticated
To which I can only reply to Mary that one of
the first rules of good comedy is "Know your audience".
Leading to the more obvious question, which is
'since when, at least recently, has the mainstream press
or the Bush2 administration been 'sophisticated
Colbert's act was more than comedy, more than
entertainment; it was one solitary, independent citizen
turning to both the administration and the mainstream-bigcorp.
press (that so loves to portray itself as
the 'defenders of democracy') and saying 'I bring
a message from real America: you suck.'
Last issue I asked who the Bush administration idiot was that hired
One reply said, "Maybe this White House is
so stupid, they thought Colbert was a rightie."
Holy Koresh - could they actually be that stupid?
"I think the national anthem ought to be sung
in English, and I think
people who want to be a citizen of
this country ought to learn English
and they ought to learn to sing the
national anthem in English."
-- Murderer, 4/28/06, Link
"When visiting cities like Chicago, Milwaukee,
or Philadelphia, in pivotal states,
he would drop in at Hispanic festivals
and parties, sometimes joining in singing
"The Star-Spangled Banner"
in Spanish, sometimes partying with a "Viva Bush"
mariachi band flown in from Texas."
-- Kevin Phillips, in his book American Dynasty,
"Bush didn't lie. He simply said Meskins
need to sing the anthem in English,
while us 'Mericans can sing it in whatever
language we choose·
...one o' them benefits of being
-- Buford, Link
"There is a tape of Bush humming the national
anthem in Spanish while
Jeff Gannon gives him a hummer wearing
nothing but a bandolier and a Mexican hat."
-- GSD, Link
Subject: supply and demand
Oil company executives say that gas prices are
up because of supply and demand.
Those who have the supply can demand whatever
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Colbert wins Buzzflash Award
No matter how much Bush goofs up, lies, deceives,
violates the Constitution, commits illegal acts, allows people
to die and overall screws the average American,
as he rewards war profiteers who are his campaign contributors,
the D.C. press corps believes he should not be
confronted with the truth or held accountable. This is mindboggling.
Never leaving character, he cranked up his material
to a scathing exposure of the man sitting but a few feet away from him.
And then Colbert ended in a brilliant "gag" video
that cried out the one question Bush never can answer honestly,
"Why did we go to war with Iraq?" By the end
of the video, co-starring the heroic Helen Thomas, that unanswered
question literally became a shriek in the ears
of George W. Bush.
Brilliant, heroic, a moment of hope.
Shame, shame on the Washington press whores for
helping Bush kill and maim so many people.
First correct triple-answer wins
On Veronica Mars last Tuesday, somebody was shot and killed.
What about his death was ironic?
It's a one-word answer, it's a noun and it's plural.
What's Bill Clinton's birthday? (Don't need the year)
Del Castillo has a new CD out - Brotherhood.
Rick Del Castillo played guitar at Bart's Hard Rock Island for
There were two, either will do, so you have a double shot at getting
So, a correct answer might look something like,
"Rubbers, July 4th and Hootie and the
First place gets the chocolate,
second & third place get 30 days of BCR
know and I LOVE great chocolate!
Bart, you wrote:
> The only way it could've been worse, is if
they'd asked Ol' Bart to speak.
Don't flatter yourself.
Brew, it's true - I have an ego the size of the Milky Way.
It's all about me.
Actually, I was praising Colbert's restraint.
Had it been crusty Ol' Bart at the WHCD,
I might've whipped something out and said something, ...inappropriate.
Holds Secret to Gay Pill
Does this mean Rush is gay?
Oxycontin is a main ingredient to the "gay pill,"
the chemical compound proven to turn normal,
red-blooded men and boys into devout homosexuals.
Worse yet, Oxycontin alone is enough
to win the average male over to the homosexual
Oxycontin is a powerful, synthetic opium derivative,
and an efficient painkiller. How it works is by
latching itself on to your body's nerve receptors,
blocking them so your nerves are unable to report pain.
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US Torture "widespread"
World's greatest country turns criminal
Torture and inhumane treatment are "widespread"
in U.S.-run detention centers in Afghanistan,
Iraq, Cuba and elsewhere despite Washington's
denials, Amnesty International said on Wednesday.
In a report for the UN, Amnesty International
alleged abuses within our domestic law enforcement system,
including use of excessive force by police and
degrading conditions of isolation for inmates in high security prisons.
"Evidence continues to emerge of widespread torture
and other cruel, inhumane or degrading treatment of
detainees held in U.S. custody," Amnesty said
in its 47-page report.
I'm so old, I remember when America was respected.
"Eventually you wake up and you're like, 'Wow,
I need to stop hallucinating today.' "
Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson, on his drug use Link
My good friends at takebackthemedia.com
have a DVD.
Who's really making decisions for America?
You can see the complete video on www.c-span.org
Stephen is my favorite comedian at this time and
I try to catch each new show.
How pitiful is our press, how awful pitiful is
our press, the democratic party, the toothless
flyover humans of this great country that we
need a "comedian" that has the balls to tell the truth!
I have watched the Colbert roast of Bush and the
press and the best part was when said,
"make announce type then go home" blasted the
lap dog press!
The press hasn't the balls to even cover Colbert.
I think this country could be lost.
Thank you Bartcop for being there, we need you,
keep the hammer swinging.
Considering the tremendous cojones it must take
to appear onstage just yards from a sitting President and his
complicit minions ÷ all held captive in
their seats by decorum and politesse ÷ and explicitly (and hilariously)
outline their myriad shortcomings and failures
to their faces as likely no one has or soon will again, Colbert's
routine must stand as one of the best examples
of speaking truth to power that we've seen in the past five years
under this lying, arrogant, self-righteous, short-sighted,
inconsiderate, conniving, beady-eyed, ape-faced, a-heh-heh
chuckling motherfucker's reign as our "President."
But, for some reason, the majority of articles covering this event
are ignoring this very bold public challenge
and are instead focusing primarily on the Bush look-alike with whom the
president exchanged hackneyed, G-rated shtick
revolving around the malapropisms the Right tries to pretend
makes him lovable instead of simple-minded and
Subject: how to find the newsgroups
Just go to your browser's mailer -- with I.E.
it's Outlook Express.
Click on the "news" part of the Folders bar (lower
left). When all the groups load,
type a term into the search field -- i.e. alt.fan.rush.limbaugh,
politics, cats, whatever.
If you like what comes up, hit "subscribe," and
the groups you've subscribed to will
come up when you click the triangle beside "news."
I've noticed that Google groups don't necessarily
list all the postings.
And oh yeah, don't forget to Google "anonymous
remailers" if you want to conceal your IP address.
Clear as mud? :)
The Slothful One.
Dude, thanks for that.
"I would rather have Jeff Gannon as the new
press secretary instead of Tony Snow!
At least the press briefings would
be more interesting with a real whore doing them!"
-- Jay Randal, Link
has good stuff.
Ordered to Iraq
That's how desperate Bush's military is
Janet Grass, 52, had planned to retire from the
military in about 10 months after spending 19 years
in the U.S. Navy Reserve. Instead, she has been
ordered to leave her job as a special-education
teacher in Cascade to do security work in the
"They're changing my career just as I'm retiring,"
"I guess they wanted to try one more thing for
Not only was it epic satire, but at the same time
he pre-empted the inevitable criticism during the performance.
So far it has been "edgy", "over the line" or
the standard "not the usual routine expected at this event".
He took what would normally be their annual circle
jerk where they all have a few cocktails and think
"he's not so bad, and we do a good job" that
maintains their status quo for another 12 months,
and rammed it down their sycophantic, bow-tied
& Versace'd throats.
Colbert took the usual polite self-barbs at the
president & soft jabs at the media that they use to show
how the 'battle' between whatever current talking
points monkey & the intrepid WH Press Corps gets
set aside for this annual love-in and power slammed
all of them at once from the top of the steel cage,
while standing 6 feet from der Fuhrer himself.
"Courage, my word." - The Tragically
He did in 13 minutes what the multi-billion dollar
media has done 1/20th of in half a decade...
and the whore AP paid him for it...
"Libs think that I'm going to show up and start
biting their heads off.
They'll start taunting me to get me
to behave as the circus act that they think I am."
-- Rush the circus act,
who got fired from his football "dream job" after five days at work
because he couldn't keep a lid on his hatred of black people
Subject: "I'm so ashamed to be
Then switch to another party.
Got any suggestions?
Besides, this week's issues have been written
on pain pills,
so you'll have to give a brother a break..
Did any of these people - maybe you -
who are ashamed get out and canvas last weekend?
"Fighting" involves more than just
throwing insults or making up some funny one liners,
it involves shoe leather and some hard, thoughtful
I think I'll get my Boondocks fix elsewhere
from this point on.
Dan, so you're proud to be a Democrat these days?
Is it the constant losing or the Bush ass-kissing
that makes you proud?
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Der Murderer scowls at the truth-telling comic
Mark Smith, a reporter for The Associated Press
who is president of the White House Correspondents'
Association, acknowledges that he had not seen
much of Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central before he
booked him as the main entertainment for the
association's annual black-tie dinner on Saturday night.
But he says he knew enough about Mr. Colbert
÷ "He not only skewers politicians, he skewers those
of us in the media" ÷ to expect that he
would cause some good-natured discomfort among the 2,600
guests, many of them politicians and reporters.
Subject: the world is safer
Bart, while listening to Sean Hannity yesterday
I had an epiphany. He firmly believes three things:
1). Saddam had WMD's
2). Saddam dumped them into Syria or some
other terrorist breeding ground
3). The world is a safer place because
of what Our Great Leader did
By applying simple predicate logic, which may
or may not produce a true conclusion, we can say
If Saddam had WMD's
Then Saddam dumped into Syria
Therefore the world is a safer place
In other words, we knew who had them and we knew
where they were
but we are safer now that we don't know
who has them nor where they are!
Bryant - Jacksonville, Florida
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is$72.28
Bush stole just yesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
times today's oil price which is
$72.28 a barrel
dollars Bush will steal daily
That's a third of a billion dollars every day
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
"The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Anna
Guess that lap dance for Clarence Thomas
Run? You Bet
by Lt. Gen. William E. Odom
Two facts, however painful, must be recognized,
or we will remain perilously confused in Iraq. First, invading Iraq
was not in the interests of the United States.
It was in the interests of Iran and al Qaeda. For Iran, it avenged a grudge
against Saddam for his invasion of the country
in 1980. For al Qaeda, it made it easier to kill Americans. Second,
the war has paralyzed the United States in the
world diplomatically and strategically. Although relations with Europe
show signs of marginal improvement, the trans-Atlantic
alliance still may not survive the war. Only with a rapid
withdrawal from Iraq will Washington regain diplomatic
and military mobility. Tied down like Gulliver in the sands
of Mesopotamia, we simply cannot attract the
diplomatic and military cooperation necessary to win the real battle
against terror. Getting out of Iraq is the precondition
for any improvement.
Subject: flying monkeys on the
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shown in The Wizard of Oz?
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"Keeping a sharp eye out for the tsunami that's
supposed to hit Fiji...
What would Ray Nagin do, if he was
Mayor of Fiji?"
-- Rush the vulgar
Pigboy addict, who can't pass up a slur on a black man, Link
Subject: South's Finest Chocolate
Does the SFC come in dark chocolate too?
Is a bear Catholic?
(That means yes.)
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I am hankering for a Pokerfest, but is there a demand for that?
Alba Gets Wild
Jessica Alba is going to host the MTV Movie Awards.
"It's always a crazy, fun show, and I can't wait
to be right in the middle of the action,"
the 25-year-old actress said Monday in a statement
to The Whore Associated Press.
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