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Wednesday  May 24, 2006    Volume 1770 - Power Grab

Quote of the Day

"I went to Mexico last year and I thought about 
  sneaking back in over the border as an illegal 
  so as to escape punitive taxes." 
    -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, trying to make it
        on just $30,000,000 a year   Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bush Garrotes Democracy 
Hastert Gives Up House 
CIA: Libby Lied 
We Distrust Bush 
I Call Them Racists 
Their Sudden Taste 
Clinton's Marriage 
The Old Gray Whore
Avril Lavigne Buds 





"Before entering heaven, (please) George W. Bush must spend a few years in a 
  special purgatory where all inmates are required to watch Baghdad ER non-stop." 
     -- former Senator Gary Hart,   Link


Bush Garrots Democracy
  by Robert Parry  as seen on  consortiumnews.com


...after evidence surfaced about abuse of detainees in U.S. custody, Congress enacted a law in December 2005 
barring degrading and inhumane treatment of these terrorism suspects. After first opposing the legislation, Bush 
signed the law, but he then declared in a "signing statement" that he would not be bound by the law.

A similar theory applies to Bush's claim to "plenary" powers, which supposedly let him as Commander in Chief 
brush aside constitutional provisions, including the Fourth Amendment requirement of a court warrant based on 
"probable cause'' to justify government searches and the constitutional right to habeas corpus, a fair trial.

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site in the Internet 




"There may come a time when I speak on that but it's not now;  I need more time 
  to frame it carefully if I do. In our system, there's no intermediate step between a 
  definitive Supreme Court decision and violent revolution." 
     -- Al Gore, saying six years isn't enough time to decide if his election was stolen,  Link


Hastert Gave the Dems the House
 Will they be smart enough to accept it?


If the Democrats can finally create some message discipline, Dennis Hastert just gave them 
control of the House of Representatives in the fall election. 

In a debate over extending tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations, Hastert justified the rip-off of the 
middle class and poor with these words: "well, folks, if you earn $40,000 a year and have a family of two, 
you don't pay any taxes. So you probably if you don't pay any taxes, you are not going to get a big tax cut. 
Now, if you earn $1 million a year, you are going to pay about $400,000 of taxes. Maybe you'll get a $40,000 tax cut ..." 

Message to Dems: Take this quote and run on it until the last vote is counted. You've been looking for an 
opening to the working families who can swing enough districts to retake the House, and Hastert just gave it to you. 

So, if you make $40K or less, follow the Speaker's suggestion and don't pay any taxes.


2 in CIA to Testify Libby Lied on Leak 


Prosecutors say Libby learned Plame's identity from, among others, agency officials 
who will be called to testify at his trial for perjury, false statements and obstruction of justice.

The U.S. alleges he learned about Plame from one of the CIA officials when he went after dirt on 
her husband, Joseph Wilson. Wilson shattered Bush's rationale for war - the Iraq nuke nonsense.

Both CIA officials - including a top architect of the 2003 Iraq invasion - discussed Plame with Libby 
a month before douchebag/columnist Robert Novak blew her cover in July 2003, prosecutors charge.
Libby has said journalists told him about Plame - not Cheney or the six witnesses named so far by prosecutors.


Subject: taint ourselves with winning

When will YOU support a real alternative to these corporate thieves?
You say an alternative can not be viable, so what will be the tipping point for YOU?


In theory, I support a having a lot of parties but as long as 49 % vote GOP,
it's crazy to splinter the sane people into factions that are guaranteed to lose.

Let's get control of the White House and congress.
Once we do that we can un-unite and fight like cats & dogs.




"I understand the reporters have a job to do. I talk to them every day. 
  I don't like what they write, but they don't like what I say." 
      -- Murder Monkey,   Link

 But Monkey, that's not true - they don't write what you say.
 They write what Karl Rove tells them you intended to say.

 We can't get facts from your gaggle of press whores.
 All we get is cheerleading for a failed leader who got richer by sending 2500 soldiers to an early grave.



"A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, 
  in what appears to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage" 
     -- Amy Poehler, SNL season ender 


We Widely Distrust our Leaders Bush
 It's tough to trust a lying, thieving murderer

    "I am not!"


A new poll confirms Americans are distrustful of leaders across the societal spectrum.
Three out of four (75%) said they trust government less than they did five years ago, 

No, that should read,"Three out of four (75%) said they trust Bush less than Clinton." 
There is no "government," there is only the crooks who make up the government.

Just 5% said they think corporations do right by the consumers they are in business to serve, 
and only 25% feel the reporting is fair and accurate in the newspapers and network news. 
Nearly 60% said they believe the "state of honesty in America" today is in poor shape 
(18% said it is in the worst possible shape). 


 Three Brits were held for two years without charges at Gitmo. 
They were eventually released, without hearing formal charges.
 June 23rd  The Road to Guantanamo

See what Bush has done to America.
See it before Bush bans it.

Subject: Monkey proposes missile shield for Europe

Bush proposes exporting the non-working missile shield (star wars) to Europe to "protect" them. 
I saw it on BuzzFlash and immediately thought: "I wouldn't let that madman in here with missiles in his pocket!" 
Tell Bartcop & he'll embarrass the bastards by figuring the BFEE plot out before the ink is dry. 

Monkeyspeak: Make nice you guys, I got a gun to your head.

Bryan in Austin



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Yes, I'm calling them Racists 
  by Molly


Last week, Bush visited Arizona., to tour a portion of the border by Border Patrol buggy. 
Maybe Jorge was doing a little measuring for the $3.2-million-a-mile fence the Senate 
recently approved, which I guarantee will be really helpful.

Are they insane? As Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano observes, 
"Show me a 50-foot wall, and I'll show you a 51-foot ladder."

Meanwhile, Republicans in the Senate have constructively declared English the national language. 
That'll fix everything. 

Every foreigner at our borders will stop and say: "Gosh, ma foi! English is the national language here. 
Good thing to know. I'll begin speaking it immediately."

Yes sir, you want a solution, call a Republican.


A Sudden Taste for the Law
  by Bush's employees at the NYWTimes


It's hard to say which was more bizarre about AG Gonzales's threat to prosecute The Times for revealing 
Bush's illegal spying program: his claim that a century-old espionage law could be used to muzzle the press 
or his assertion that the administration cares about enforcing laws the way Congress intended.  Gonzales said 
on Sunday that a careful reading of some statutes "would seem to indicate" that it was possible to prosecute 
journalists for publishing classified material. He called it "a policy judgment by Congress in passing that kind 
of legislation," which the executive is obliged to obey."


Subject: Bush the crook 

2004: Bush appoints former ChevronTexaco lawyer as chairman of the Federal Trade Commission. 

2006: Federal Trade Commission clears oil companies of price fixing.


...while the press looks the other way and the Democrats fear that Mr. Rove  wouldn't like it 
 if they pointed that Bush appointed his friend, a crooked sheriff, to guard the money in our bank.



Clinton's Marriage is MY F-ing Business
 by Patrick Healy (R-Handjob) at the NY Whore Times


When the subject of the Clintons comes up for many sad and lonely assholes these days, 
Topic A is the state of their marriage as tho it was anybody's goddamn business.
Sadly, losers and pricks tend to live their lives thru the lives of winners.

Desperate-to-lose Democrats say it is inevitable that in a campaign that could return Bill to the 
White House, could cause some voters to be concerned or distracted by the man who gave us
eight years of peace and prosperity, as tho that distraction wouldn't be damn welcome.


The NYW Times vs the Clintons 


When the New York Whore Times prints a news story in its own private code, as it did with today's (above) 
Page One article "Clintons Balance Married and Public Lives," veteran readers grope through it, sentence by 
sentence, in hopes of piecing together the article's true meaning. Even the headline of reporter Patrick Healy's 
piece appears coded. It alleges a Bill and Hillary "balance," but, specifying no fulcrum upon which the relationship 
firmly rests, it invites the reader to conjure up a wobbling teeter-totter. 

The story claims that the "state of their marriage" is "Topic A" for "many prominent Democrats" without ever saying 
how or why it ranks so high. And who are the many prominent Democrats? If they are many, why aren't they 
represented in the piece? Or do Healy and his editors count "one, two, three, many" when enumerating their subjects?"

The whore Times has hated our best president while covering up the crimes for the worst.
The Old Gray Lady is a toothless whore who sold her dignity and reputation to the BFEE.


Subject: question

Can Gore win the black vote from you-know-who in the primary? 

The reason I am asking is because I think the black vote will decide the race 
(and the conventional wisdom is that you-know who has it sewn up). 

Ask your black readers who they think would win the African American vote 
in a heads up primary battle between Gore and you-know-who.


I notice you didn't ask for my opinion...

 I have an opinion about that, Bart!

Bart, I own DumpJoe.com
Heres a picture taken at a Lamont event 
with Markos of Daily Kos and some other Bloggers.
 I'm the guy holding the Bartcop sticker

Subject: BCR Show 93

Hey Bart;
I am glad you are out there doing what you do. Listened to part one of BCR #93. 
Your bit about gays (and having to start each day), had me spewing coffee all over my keyboard.

Part Two seemed to be just music...listened for a few minutes and moved on. 
It sounded like King Crimson-inluenced rock.

Part Three  I do not think was too good. Your inability to comprehend that part of 
the "sucker" instruction had me calling you a dumbass (maybe it was the Tequila?).

I will not confirm how much tequila disappeared during that show.
Part Two had 36 minutes of talk, but yes, that was a mistake that Tommy would usually catch,
but he was in Vegas last week so I had to fly solo for BCR 93.  That was something from ther
first Styx album, and I apparently hit "save file" when I should've hit "saved selection."

But also, Randi Rhode's four hour show is 2:20 without the commercials.
Is a four minute (accidental) rock song that hard to tolerate?

Thanks for the feedback.
When it includes criticism I know I'm getting the real thing.


Worst Liar Ever

Subject: snopes.com 

Snopes can be trusted on some things, but they are also right wing as hell. 
Just look at their page devoted to Bush myths, it makes him sound like a saint...

-Andy in Missouri


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Subject: Arianna's right 

I think Arianna's right.  I am a republican doing my best to get the idiot in the White House out of office. 

I voted for Gore in 2000 and Kerry in 2004 and they both let me down. 
You know why? Because they didn't fight until the end. 
Now Al and John are out speaking their minds. 

Clinton's wife, (for all of her positive qualities will more than likely get my vote if she runs in 2008) is falling into 
the same trap as Gore and Kerry.  The people who  will scream the loudest if she calls Bush an idiot are 
those who wouldn't vote for her anyway.  Hannity, Fat Boy, Wild Bill will jump up and down and denounce 
her and Bill, but so what?  Who gives a flying f--- what they think.  Since when it is bad politics to tell the truth? 
Lord knows that we could us some in Washington, D.C.


Dude, I'm going to keep re-reading that until I understand.


Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Don't Tell 'Em You Know Me 
 by my good friend William Rivers Pitt


Randy "Duke" Cunningham gets busted for taking bribes from defense contractors who wooed him 
with money and whores. Those defense contractors were looking to get contracts within the intelligence 
community and they got them. This went on for years and appears to have involved a whole roomful of 
Republicans who sit on incredibly important House committees.

How is this not a glaring national security issue? 


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 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is $71.76 a barrel
makes $143,520,000 Bush stole justyesterday

...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR M barrels a day.

Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels a day
times today's oil price which is  $71.76 a barrel
makes $431,560,000 dollars Bush will steal daily

No wonder they were so eager to start a war


...and what did it cost us?

Not much, just the lives of...

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Subject: oil spills

 BC, two little known facts about the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska.

 What Florida beaches could look like

1.  They still have not paid the fisherman for damages, many have sold their obats or died since the spill.

2.  On June 1st another deadline passes. 
There was $100.000.000 set aside for further damages unknown at the time of the spill and clean up effort.
I believe the president or the governor must ask for the money to be spent or it is gone for good. 

Let's see if the liberal media covers this at all. 
My money is on neither public servant sticking up for the people, environment, or state.



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"When a policeman comes to your door, he may be there to question you, accuse you, arrest you,
  or point something out to help you stay safe. When a fireman comes to your door, there's only one
  reason he's there - to pick you up and take you out. I think that's the reason there is such a
  forgiveness when a fire fighter is doing something maybe he shouldn't be doing."
    -- Denis Leary, "Rescue Me," talking about fire fighters 


Subject: 9-11 in 300 words



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"Anybody see Madonna's show here in L.A. last night?  During the concert, she condemned Bush, 
  she spoke out about third world poverty, she dry humped a bunch of guys in leather pants...
  It takes courage to go after Bush in front of an audience of gay Hollywood men." 
       -- Jimmy Kimmel, searching for a joke that will get him a laugh,  Link


Subject: KKK in Arkansas

This isn't an offshoot of the KKK.  This is the Harrison Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
This is the "true Klan" - and there is a Supreme Court ruling dating back to the 1800's 
that allow a Court to direct a Jury to find against them - based upon the history of bad acts of the "true Klan."



GROC, I spent years in Arkansas and yes, the Klan is really big there.
That's why the facsist dogs who impeached Clinton had so much help from the locals.

There are still towns in Arkansas and Oklahoma where a black family dares not visit.


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Subject: 14 Points of Facsism

The link to "14 Points of Fascism" has got to be one of the most informative links you have ever provided. 
If ANYBODY ever tries to tell you that America is on the right track or tries to defend anything this 
corrupt administration is doing, just show them this list with it's infinite links to important information.

Fascism can, and does, happen here.

I have saved the link and I am sending it to everyone I know. 
Keep swinging the hammer Bart.


Mike Malloy weeknights on

He's right on almost every issue :)

Avril Lavigne goes Mainstream
 Angry punk replaced by bankable star


Britney took the Intercourse-Free-way to Slutville.
Avril took the Alternative-Girl Express. 


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