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Wednesday June 14, 2006  Volume 1782 - Neocon Mafia

Quote of the Day

"Tom DeLay left Congress this week. He said he's 
   leaving with no regrets, no shame and no ethics." 
     -- Jay Leno

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Haditha & Vietnam
FEMA has sex change
Coulter, Carlin Clash 
Gay, Jewish Hitler 
Geneva Conventions 
Harpy screeches 
Frist under Scrutiny 
Trouble in Kansas 
Paris Hilton sings? 


"Wisdom & art by Edward Morrill"



"The president told al-Maliki that America will keep its word:  We will not cut and run.
  No need to add names after that phrase (Murtha, Pelosi, Dean, Kerry, Kennedy); it's implied."
    -- Rush, the vulgar Pigboy  Link

When the question is asked, "Who got 2500 soldiers killed in Iraq for no reason?"
 no need to add names afterwards;  Murtha, Pelosi, Dean, Kerry or Kennedy), it was all Bush greed.


Haditha, Vietnam & War Crimes
  by my good friend Richard Fricker at


Memories of the My Lai massacre hover over the U.S. slaughter of 24 civilians at Haditha, Iraq.
The recollections are especially poignant for Lawrence Colburn, one of the few Americans who
tried to stop the killing at My Lai,  and to Colin Powell, an Army major in Vietnam who botched
an early My Lai investigation and then helped sell the case for war with Iraq 35 years later.

Note:  is the most important site in the Internet



"Bush said that any attempt to deport 11 million illegal aliens 'ain't gonna work.' 
  Then, when reporters asked Bush what he was going to do for the rest of the 
  afternoon, he said, 'Ain't gonna work.'" 
      -- Conan O'Brien


FEMA funds spent on divorce, football, sex change
 That's just the tip of the iceberg - Bush was in charge


The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion in bogus assistance to Katrina victims,
getting hoodwinked to pay for season football tickets, a tropical vacation and even a
divorce lawyer, congressional investigators have found.

Prison inmates, a supposed victim who used a New Orleans cemetery for a home address,
and a person who spent 70 days at a Hawaiian hotel all were able to wrongly get taxpayer help,
according to evidence that gives a new black eye to the nation's disaster relief agency.

Feds say that one man apparently used FEMA assistance money for a sex change operation.


Subject: DailyKos poll

I think it's understood that this is a poll of the users of DailyKos who care enough to respond.

Dude, I get a lot of mail from all spectrums and no, they don't all get that.

People over there are enraptured over Al Gore and they're skeptical about (the senator.)

Fine, so what's to be gained by the reinforcement of a mistaken notion?
Who gets their rocks off  staring at the "H" word with a zero next to it?
Why not publish a scientific poll - why allow bad info to stand?


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Coulter AND Carlin on Leno Tonight
 I expect fireaorks, maybe a slugfest


Leno might want to wear referee stripes tonight:  Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests.

Coulter, the acid-tongued slut, and Carlin, the quick-witted, antiestablishment comedian may clash.
The duo's meeting could produce serious fireworks.  The slut has drawn fire for attacking the 9-11 widows.

Question: How many of Carlin's famous "Seven words" apply to Coulter?

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Subject: Arianna at YearlyKos

So she's very familiar with your website, bart -- and instantly agreed to pose holding the sticker


Tom, thanks for getting that and sending that.
Thanks to Arianna for agreeing to pose.


Subject: Kos

Do you have to say, "Number One lefty site?" when talking about Kos?
That's what the Republicans call him,


I can't see how that's taken as criticism.
I thought I was paying him acompliment...


Frist Finances under Scrutiny 
 How crooked is the majority leader?


Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, under federal investigation for possible insider trading, 
will have a nice nest egg when he retires from Congress, making more than $5 million last year.

Frist and numerous other lawmakers whose financial dealings have been questioned were 
under scrutiny as House and Senate lawmakers disclosed their finances Wednesday.

Popular opinion of Congress has plummeted this year as "Duke" Cunningham went to jail for taking 
more than $2 million in bribes, another, Rep. William Jefferson is under investigation after $90,000 
was found in his freezer and several others are under a cloud because of ties to Jack Abramoff.


Kos Poll: Gore still 53 Points Ahead


Al Gore:                     7513 votes/68%
Russ Feingold:            1721 votes/15%
Wesley Clark:              539 votes/4%
Mark Warner:              370 votes/3 %
John Edwards:             282 votes/2%
John Kerry:                    86 votes/0%
Hillary Clinton:               78 votes/0%

> Does Kos really think Gore has a 53 point advantage?
> What message is Kos trying to send?
> Should the Number One lefty site demonstrate more responsibility?

(Don't write till you read all of it.)



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Subject: Kos challenge

Bart, I don't think *she* has a chance of winning- look at the Kos gathering.
All Rove has to do is sit back and play soundbites from it with the tagline,
"WE don't need to say anything about Hillary, look what her own party thinks of her."

There's a large faction of (D) who would rather lose or vote for McCain than Hillary.

I agree - there are a LOT of those people.

I want to see her win, but I'm not sure that's possible.

Here's the deal:
I keep getting mail (not Suze from yesterday) that says,

"Bart, how can you be so blind?
  Hillary can't win - she's at frigging zero percent?
  Ever hear of DailyKos? Go there and see the facts for yourself!!
  She's at zero percent and you can't win with zero percent."

That's what I'm tired of reading - that I'm "too blind to see the facts
that are clearly spelled out on DailyKos, as any idiot with eyes can read."

I wish I had a dime for everyone who wrote to say, "That's not a scientific poll!"

Yeah, guess what - I knew that - so why do I keep getting mail from Kos readers who 
are going to "straighten me out" about Hillary have a zero percent chance of winning?

A famous man once said, "Tell a lie often enough and it becomes the truth."
Another famous man said, "The reason I repeat things over and over is because
I have to poll-vault the pundits and get my message right to the people."

Each time a famous Democrat or Most Read web site says,
"She can't win, she's at zero percent in the polls," it becomes a little bit more true.

Questions for the Day:
1. Is it in Kos's interests to keep the anti-Hillary mis-information posted?
2. Kos being the Most Read, does he bear more responsibility to correct bad information?

People say, "I saw it on Kos," the way they used to say, "I saw it in the NY Times."

3.If  Kos is "the web site of record," should the record be set straight?


Gay, Jewish 'Hitler' causes Schism


A rare schism has evolved in the 'ex-gay' community over the refusal of archconservative and 'ex-gay' preacher 
DL Foster to apologize for his decision to continue to invoke images of Adolph Hitler while writing about gay, 
Jewish activist and founder of Truth Wins Out Wayne Besen. Foster's attacks have been attacked by Alan 
Chambers, head of the nation's largest 'ex-gay' organization, Exodus International, PageOneQ has found. 
Foster was also rebuked by well-known 'ex-gay' blogger Randy Thomas.


Subject: your challenge is crap

Your challenge to KOS is crap.

You keep STATING that Hillary is the front-runner,
but I have NEVER seen evidence of your "scientific" poll. 

...maybe you've been reading web sites who deal in non-scientific information.

Please post a link, (to an actual SCIENTIFIC telephone based poll) 
or stop with the "Hillary is the front runner" crap.

Jason, that's what the $500 is about.

If you think the Kos polls numbers are legitimate, let's gamble.


Subject: Coulter not so bad...

Maybe she is not such a bad thing after all.  I mean, she is vicious and rude
and a lying bitch, no doubt, but maybe she is really trying to help democrats.

Without her to motivate us maybe liberals would just sit by and let the conservatives walk all over us.
Maybe she really is a phony conservative who wants to anger us and make sure that the subtle things the
Republicans try and do do not go un-noticed.  Without her, who knows how low our voter turn-out could be...

And really, do you truly think she could believe that crap she spews?
Does Falwell think he truly is hearing god's voice!
No one is that stupid; she is just playing us and motivating us.
Maybe that is why Bill Maher likes her...



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Geneva Conventions


A set of international rules that govern the treatment of prisoners, the sick and wounded,
and civilians during war. Under the Geneva Conventions, for example, ambulances and
military hospitals and their staff are officially neutral and are not to be fired upon.
Nearly all countries of the world have agreed to the Geneva Conventions.

# The first Geneva Convention was drawn up in the late nineteenth century and
concerned only the sick and wounded in war. It has been revised several times
since to accommodate new wartime conditions.

"Unka Dick, are we going to a cenvention in Geneva?
  Is that near Lubbock?  And what kind of convention?
  Star Trek?  You think Jonathan Frakes will be there?
  Can I be Sulu this time and carry a real sword?"


Subject: election 2008

Love your site, but how will (that senator) win the presidency?

How will she win the votes from these groups: far left, central right, NRA,
hunters, racist, woman bashers, anti-war, pro-war or the unemployed?

Do you think she can win with out any of these groups?

Your question comes more loaded than Bush on his 40th birthday.
Let's just say she knows a guy who's done it already - twice.


Subject: re:  "scientific Hillary poll" 

Well, where is that "scientific" poll you tout?
I've never seen it, frankly. 

Well, welcome to  where you can get the facts.

Edwards Tops 2008 Scientific Poll


In a new Des Moines Register poll, Edwards got 30%, Hillary at 26% and Kerry at 12%.

The trip was Edwards fifth through Iowa this year. He vowed to continue to be a familiar face.
"All I have to say is we like Iowa and Elizabeth and I obviously have a lot of friends here," Edwards said..

I didn't see a "plus or minus" for this poll, so it might've been a statistical tie.
When you apply science to these polls, you get a lot more accurate results.


Subject:  the Kos poll

Bottom line is it's a pol.. on the website... created by the website moderators.... not a scientific thing. 
I mean, if I, and I'm 14, can tell that these numbers just show who people who read his site support 
then so should his readers.   (but there are some stupid people out there..)


Exxxxxcellent point.

Using some deductive logic, Kos must not like Hillary if his readers give her a zero rating.
If that's true, it might explain why the mis-information is allowed to stand. 


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Why the Harpy screeches


Ann Coulter has written books called Treason, Slander, and now Godless
- you'd think she was writing autobiography.
Her message is that liberals are evil and should never be allowed into the public discourse.

It is fundamental to the right-wing campaign against liberalism that no voice be heard that 
counters their campaign of lies.  It is essential that each such voice be nullified without the 
questions we raise ever being engaged.

And that's why she hates the 9/11 widows so much: because she can't easily 
get away with smearing them.  That's what this is all about.


Subject: Your challenge to Kos

Bart, you wrote:

>>Shouldn't the biggest lefty web site be at least as responsible as a comedy web site?

I ask:
If cable channels (read: Fox and CNN) that supposedly specialize in journalism aren't expected
to be as responsible as The Comedy Channel, how can we demand the same of ourselves?

I answer:
Because we're supposed to be better than that.

- Tab

Dude, thanks - I think...


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is $69.29 a barrel
makes $138,580,000 Bush stole justyesterday

...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR M barrels a day.

Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels a day
times today's oil price which is  $69.29 a barrel
makes $415,740,000 dollars Bush will steal daily

No wonder they were so eager to start a war


...and what did it cost us?

Not much, just the lives of...

2492....2497 soldiers

Trouble in Kansas
 Some put away the brown boots


Mark Parkinson got his start in Republican politics at age 19, as a precinct committeeman. He served six years 
as a Republican state legislator, eventually becoming state Republican chairman. But two weeks ago, Parkinson 
announced he was running for lieutenant governor - as a Democrat. He said he no longer felt welcome in the 
increasingly conservative Kansas Republican Party. Parkinson became the third Republican politician in the last
nine months to startle this red state by switching to the minority party.  Political observers say the fracture within 
the Kansas GOP may foreshadow the future for the national party. The division between moderates and social 
conservatives is expected to define the contest for the party's 2008 presidential nomination.


Subject: Gore at 58 percent

Gore has 58% and Hillary 0% in an UNSCIENTIFIC poll hosted on DailyKos.

Dude, I know that.
That's why I brought up the subject.

The POLL does not reflect the opinion of KOS, but of those who CHOSE to TAKE the UNSCIENTIFIC poll.

Right, I understand that fully, why would you think I don't?

I'm sure the $500 that says Kos doesn't think Hillary is at zero percent is a sucker bet,
because I am sure KOS does not think Hillary is at zero percent.

Ah hah, now we are making progress.
You have made things more clear than his link.

The POLL DOES show her at 0%, but that is only an UNSCIENTIFIC poll of Dkos readers
who CHOSE to take the poll

Right, can you help me spread the word?.

Got that? 

Yeah, I really can grasp the concept - can you help me spread the word?.

Big diff between UNSCIENTIFIC poll and SCIENTIFIC poll...
and Kos knows that (as do you...and I...and probably most of the Dkos readership).

Some people go to Kos for the "facts" about the upcoming race. They see the survey, 
then they go all "Johnny Appleseed" to spread the word via e-mail that Hillary is such 
a no-account, total loser, she can't even find one percent support on a good day.

So, the question becomes:
Does Kos know he's spreading vastly misleading information about the Demo front runner?
I hope you don't say that "only the stupid people" would believe Kos's poll results..


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If I had to be relegated to the Dustbin of History, I'm glad it was in Vegas. I, Old Media, came here 
toYearlyKos to attend a New Media convention of progressive political bloggers aiming for a 
technological revolution that would dispatch mainstream media to the tumbrels. It was the journalistic 
equivalent of mingling with your own pod replicant in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." 
"Bloggers meet mainstream media," crowed one young man, as he had a friend take a picture 
of us together at the Riviera Hotel. His friend chimed in:  'Where the rubber meets the road.'"


Subject: that Coulter slut

Hey Bart, who IS this third rate ho? 
What are her credentials, besides a bitchy smart-assed attitude and a big mouth? 
What journalism school did she graduate from?


During impeachment (of an elected president who committed no crimes) Coulter was 
screaming "Rapist!" the loudest so the American whore media instantly made her a star.


 Call the all new, toll-free


 GOP callers Welcome (snicker)

Last word...

I didn't really expect a response from Kos, he's gotten awfully big, but I'm getting tired 
of explaining to people that the "facts" they got from  ...aren't facts at all.

I'm not saying it's intentional, but people think they're getting the straight truth from
and so far, Kos seems to be in no big hurry to correct the mistaken impressions.

Reminds me of Bart's Law Number Two.


Paris Hilton can Sing?


The paparazzi-loving celebutante tries her hand at singing while frolicking 
on the beach and vamping it up in signature Paris style


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