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Tues   June 20, 2006  Volume 1785 - The Occupation

Quote of the Day

"GWB is a punk-assed chump."
     -- bumper sticker spotted in San Fransisco
            Thanks to BrentD

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
The Death of News 
Rall and Coulter
Arnold's Army 
The Fear That Kills
Coulter's Spewing 
Murtha smacks Rove 
Cops Spying, too 
The Fear That Kills 
Nicole Richie Cruise


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"I don't think anybody anticipated the level of violence that we have encountered."  
    -- Dick Cheney, (R-Liar) at the National Press Club,    Link

Hey Dumbass, you started a war to steal another nation's assets 
and you expected them to just lie there and take it like senate Democrats?

We know you're not that stupid. You invaded with underwhelming force to create chaos
so reporters would be unable to roam Iraq and report on the oil you bastards are stealing.


The Death of News
  by Mark Crispin Miller


The press that went hoarse over Monica's dress is largely silent on the Bush regime's subversion of the
Constitution; its open violation of the laws here and abroad; its global use of torture; its spying; its covert
propaganda foreign and domestic; its flagrant cronyism; its suicidal military, economic and environmental
policies; and its careful placement of the federal establishment into the hands of Christianist extremists.
Whether it's such tawdry fare as Jeffrey Gannon's many overnights at Bush's house, or graver matters like
the Patriot Act, or the persistent questions about 9/11, or the President's imperial "signing statements" or
--most staggering of all--the ever-growing evidence of coast-to-coast election fraud by Bush & Co.,
the press has failed in its obligation to keep us well informed about the doings of our government.

Yet, when these whores are interviewed, they're often asked, "What's your favorite color?" type questions.
We live in such a f-ing Bizarro world, Jon Stewart and Letterman are our best hope for serious questions.



"If we're going to invade, we need to prepare for a worst-case scenario involving 
  street-to-street fighting, with farmers taking potshots at our troops.  Is America 
  prepared for hundreds of casualties, even thousands, in an invasion and subsequent 
  occupation that could last many years?"  
     -- Nicholas Kristof, New York Whore Times, Sept. 2002,   Link


Ted Rall is the Left's Ann Coulter
    says Cathy Young of the Boston Globe


Several years ago, Ted Rall published a cartoon mocking the ``terror widows" -- the bereaved of 9-11
as well as Marianne Pearl, the widow of kidnapped and slain journalist Daniel Pearl -- as a bunch of
greedy and shallow attention-seekers. The outrage was universal. A number of press outlets, including
The New York Times website, pulled the cartoon. Subsequently, when the Times and The WaHoPo
stopped carrying Rall's work, conservatives called it a victory for decency.

Now, the right has its own Ted Rall in the infamous Ann Coulter. In her new book,
Coulter takes a whack at the ``Jersey Girls,"


Subject: the She-Thing

The Jersey Girls dared to demand an official, "independent" investigation
of the attacks that claimed their loved ones' lives.

That fact is always ignored in the debate about Coulter's toxic rhetoric.

Jack Hughes

And they never got a real investigation because the Democrats allowed
Lee "Whitewash" Hamilton to represent the side looking for the truth.

Reminder: I'm 52, and with my bad knees I can wake up, get dressed,
brush my teeth, drive across town and be in the dentist's chair in less than 30 minutes.

But when four airplanes are hijacked, the Air Force can't get jets in the sky in 90 minutes?
That's horseshit and we just take it - we don't demand a real answer as to how that happened - why?

Who gave the order to stand down, and why?


           "The president is right - All praise to King George!"


Arnold's Army


I feel so much safer. Arnold's Army is on the way to the Mexican border. One thousand National Guardsmen
of California, guys with names like Sanchez, Kowalski, Huang and Gutierrez, are being sent by a guy named
Schwarzenegger to stop the invasion of immigrants. OK, I'm down with that -- ever since the first Pilgrims
immigrated to these shores, just about every new American has wanted to shut the Golden Door behind them.


Subject: Dream ticket

Clark/Murtha, or Murtha/Anybody



Subject: they blew it

John Murtha would make the greatest Dem House Speaker since the great Tip O'Neill.
As for *her* - once I thought she'd make a great President. But I fear the country would only get a rerun.
The Clintons already had their chance. And they blew it.


<big Al Gore sigh>

Sadly, there are people who think eight years of peace and prosperity was a disaster.

How can we win when we hate winning and winners?


Murtha Tears Rove a New One


"Rove's in New Hampshire. He's making a political speech. 
He's sitting in his air-conditioned office on his big, fat backside-saying stay the course. 
That's not a plan! We've got to change direction."

I wish we had more than one Murtha but, as always, the Democrats are so eager to
stab one of their own in the back and let him twist in the wind.

If Murtha caught fire, would a single Democrat go for water?
Would they even bother to yell, "Fire?"


AP: Police got phone data from brokers
 Bush set trend, now nobody needs a warrant 


Numerous federal and local law enforcement agencies have bypassed subpoenas and warrants designed 
to protect civil liberties and gathered Americans' personal telephone records from private-sector data brokers. 

These brokers, many of whom advertise aggressively on the Internet, have gotten into customer accounts online, 
tricked phone companies into revealing information and even acknowledged that their practices violate laws, 
according to documents gathered by congressional investigators and provided to the Whore Associated Press.



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Retarded Monkey Quotes

"Taliban no longer is in existence. And the people of Afghanistan are now free. In other words
  when you say something as President you better make it clear so everybody understands what 
  you're saying, and you better mean what you say."  
     -- The Retarded Murder Monkey, lying again,   Link

"I think what the Taliban is doing - and it's predictable - the Taliban fighters have been losing. 
  Now, you can expect there to be pushback by the Taliban."  
     -- Tony Snow, calling his boss a liar on CNN,   Link



Do you personally know anybody as stupid as Der Monkey?
I don't - and if you do, I'd like to read your story.


Subject: Carlin vs Coulter

As my father said: "Don't wrestle with pigs: you both get muddy, but the pig likes it."


But when the pig grabs the steering wheel, your choices are to get muddy or surrender.
My, aren't the Democrats clean since 1996?


The Fear That Kills
 Female soldiers died avoiding rape


Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez gave orders to cover up the cause of death for some female soldiers in Iraq.

Col. Janis Karpinski (former General, busted for not playing ball with the BFEE) told a panel of judges
that several women had died of dehydration because they refused to drink liquids late in the day.
They were afraid of being assaulted or raped if they had to use the women's latrine after dark.

The latrine for female soldiers at Camp Victory wasn't located near their barracks, so they had to go outside
if they needed to use the bathroom. "There were no lights near any of their facilities, so women were doubly
easy targets in the dark of the night," Karpinski told David Hackworth in a September 2004 interview.




Subject: the truth about Fitzgerald


You want to know what happened to Pat Fitzgerald during the Rove treason investigation?

Nothing. Nothing at all.  Fitzgerald did EXACTLY what he was selected to do;
he let another high profile thug off the hook.

A little history lesson is in order...


Subject: women

Nearly one third of voters say they would not consider any woman for president.
I don't think any woman can be elected at this time, and can't be elected at this time.

If the Demo nominee isn't she, they will run Condi and she'll win and the fascist bastards will then
claim that the GOP is the progressive party, the one that'll give blacks and women an even break.

The right has always derided her and much of the progressive wing of the democratic party are against her.
I'd put my money on AL if he'll run.

 KO, insurance agent.

HRC has a higher approval rating with Republicans than the Kos poll.

What does that tell you?


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Subject: Der Bitch

Bart National Enquirer is pure nonsense.
Whatever they print is garbage so Ann Coulter is probably not the most hated.
What poll did they use?

Go to KOS and hillary is the most hated.

Really?  I hadn't heard...


Subject: lefty blogs

Bart, you asked,

> Will we lose  due to lack of funds?

That can't be right.

O'Reilly goes on and on about how Paul Soros is bankrolling the left with his billions.
You must get dozens of dollars from Soros.


If Robert Parry worked for the fascist bastards he wouldn't have to ask for money.


Coulter's Spewing
  by Joe Conason


Ann Coulter and her enablers at Random House have issued yet another volume of fascistic
entertainment.  Now the hard-drinking, trash-talking, fortysomething bachelorette bills herself
as a Christian moralist, in holy battle against the liberal heathens. That whiff of brimstone in the air
may only be the match she is striking for her next cigarette.

But her version of "Christianity" turns out to be a strangely modern and convenient faith, which
encourages heaping scorn on bereaved widows, bearing false witness against them on television
and publicly gloating over the ill-gotten profits thus attained. Leaving behind the golden rule of the
Gospels to "do unto others as you would have them do to you," she embodies a new rule of gold:

You can never be too rich, too thin or too vicious.


Subject:  "military raping their own"

Bart, when SPC Bob said,

> Bloggers with serious political views undercut the credibility of others who share
> their beliefs when they print sensationalist bullshit on their website.

you answered him with,

> "No telling what you meant to say."

Um, I think he said it pretty clearly.
We all know you're not stupid, so why not have the guts to answer his questions?

What questions?

But then, you never do.
That's your shtick.  Internet psuedo-intellectual and tough guy.

I guess I'm too stupid to see a question.
Generally, questions are followed by these - ???
Plus, who else would print an e-mail as stupid as yours?

Then you said,

> I believe those rapes occur and I believe most aren't reported.
> Why report a rape if your CO is just going to tell you to "shake it off?"

You are grossly misinformed, or are deliberately bashing soldiers.  Not sure which one.
Either way, you're full of shit and have no idea what you're talking about.

You seem to be saying rape reports are taken seriously by the military, and that the guilty are
quickly found and justly punished. IF that's what you're saying, you're the first person I've ever heard of
making those claims.  I think the victims, the dead and General..Colonel Karpinski would disagree with you.

The only thing you believe in is disbanding the US military, like all leftists.

Christ, you're stupid.
Is this your first visit to
You're in the wrong fight, fella.
Isn't the first rule of being a good soldier, "Know who you're fighting?"

Then you said,

> Why would so many women volunteer to join the military to fabricate rape stories?
> Wouldn't it be easier to not volunteer?

I believe you just answered my last question with that last line.  My mistake.

Yeah, you've made a lot of them, but once again, I don't understand whatever it is you intend to say.
The only question you've asked was, "Why not have the guts to answer his questions?"

I speak the language most American use, what do you speak?
Twice you've demanded that I answer some hidden question.
Why not mention the question if you want it answered?

This is why middle America doesn't like the left.  You (and other leftists) make shitty, lousy comments
about cherished institutions and people without having the first fucking clue what you're talking about.
I hope you personally never need defending by the US military.  The stress would probably kill you.

Chief Screaming Eagle

If I ever get defended by the military, we'll call it even.


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Bodies of missing soldiers found


The bodies of two U.S. soldiers reported captured last week have been recovered, "killed in a barbaric way." 
The U.S. military said the remains were believed to be those of Pfc. Kristian Menchaca, 23, of Houston, 
and Pfc. Thomas L. Tucker, 25, of Madras, Ore. 

Al-Qaida in Iraq claimed responsibility for killing the soldiers, and said Zarqawi's successor "slaughtered" them. 
The language in the statement suggested the men had been beheaded.

Died for Bush's insatiable oil greed


Subject: bootleg Del Castillo

Bart, spotted this on



Dude, thanks for sending that.
I love that clip - it shows what the band is like and the crowd reaction to them.

Look for Del Castillo at the Willie Nelson Picnic July 4th (Billy Bob's Club in Ft Worth)


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
 times today's oil price which is $69.29 a barrel
makes $138,580,000 Bush stole justyesterday

...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR M barrels a day.

Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels a day
times today's oil price which is  $69.29 a barrel
makes $415,740,000 dollars Bush will steal daily

No wonder they were so eager to start a war

Bush's 'Bring 'em on' death count is up to...

2503....2504 soldiers

Plus the two who were beheaded...

The Cheney Supremacy
 Holding Der Monkey's hand


And here's another telling scene: When Tenet and some of his briefers initially headed over to the White House 
to tell Bush about the new threat, Tenet has to go first, to "prebrief Bush for four or five minutes," which Suskind 
writes is "common practice" so that 'Bush could be authoritative and updated when others arrived.'


Subject: Cut & run

In the last week I have heard Cheney, Rove and Limbaugh chide John Murtha about "Cutting and Running".

Who the hell do they think they are to lecture Murtha on virtues of bravery? 
All three evaded the draft to keep out of Vietnam. Where were they when a draft going on? 
Where were they when their country called? Murtha chose to join and fight.  

 Worse yet, I have not heard one word of resistance to it from the Democrats. 
They let the Republicans blast them time and time again on the issue. 
Are they not listening? Are they afraid? Are they too polite? They just rolled over. 
All they have to do is show what cowards they were.

Are the Democrats that lame, or do the Republicans just control the system that well?

Ramstein AFB

John, the Democrats are scared little girls.
Why do you think I put them in tutus? 

Murtha's got more sac than every man in the senate combined.


Corn Update

I went back again today - the ears of corn are bigger after just two days.

Thank you, God, for the soul-crushing Oklahoma heat.


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"I've seen a million faces, and rocked 600 of them."
    -- Bart, wondering where it all went wrong.


Subject: Her

Democrats need to get angry and start fighting back.
I like the following tickets in order of preference:

Edward's / Clark
Edward's / Clinton
Clark / Edward's
Clark / Clinton
Clinton / Clark
Clinton / Edward's

I really believe these are the three strongest draws in the Democratic Party.
I supported Kerry, but was disgusted when they trashed him and he did not fight back.

Milton in Tampa


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 GOP callers Welcome (snicker)

Summer TV's Best Night

Rescue Me is so damn good, I can't believe it.
Last week's show was only "very good," but shows 1 & 2 were flat-out spectacular.
If you're not watching this show, you don't like great stories with great acting and hueueueuge laughs.
Tonight, on the eve of the guys getting a medal for bravery, some kind of animal gets in the firehouse
and scares them (it's probably a mouse) so I'm expecting hilarity to ensue.
Great, great TV - I'd watch.

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List is usually very good and she's doing tonight's show from Iraq
Will she start by asking, "Where are my gays?"
Kathy is a major Monkey hater.


The Queer Eye guys are in Las Vegas - apparently all year.
(Have you ever seen Queer Eye? It's funny as hell)

Last week, they toured the Fastasy Suites at The Palms.
When we hit our millionth subscriber, we'll party in one of those.
Have you ever seen a giant hot tub hang out over the edge of a tall building?



Nicole Richie to Gain Weight
 Promised a Caribbean Cruise if she does


Lionel (the train) thought some of Nicole's pals were encouraging her to stay skinny.
So he thought if he gave them an incentive to get Nicole to put weight on then that would help her.

Sidebar: On The Sopranos, they said Neil Young owns Lionel Trains - true?


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