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Friday, July 21, 2006 Vol
1803 - Snakes on a PlameJS
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"Bush is probably going to have a lot of bills
to veto after
this November when the Democrats take
-- Stephen Colbert
A New War
by Robert Parry
In a replay of the emotional war frenzy that
preceded the Iraq invasion, the Bush
administration and other Middle East war hawks
are prepping the American people
for an even bigger conflagration. Like the run-up
to the Iraq War four years ago,
the propagandists are depicting the confrontation
in Lebanon in black-and-white terms,
at times crossing over into anti-Arab bigotry.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
"I was a Republican - until they lost their
-- Charles Barkley, former black republican (super rich)
Things fell apart so quickly. At the beginning
of this millennium, the Cold War was over,
the prosperous United States was the sole remaining
superpower and global opinion was
largely sympathetic to U.S. aims....Only six
years later, things couldn't be more different.
The Bush administration's tunnel-vision approach
to foreign policy has pushed the U.S.
and the world into a devastating tailspin of
conflict without end.
Has that news finally hit the West Coast?
You big-time LA reporters need to read bartcop.com
"I know first-hand that people are not born
-- Melissa Fryrear, who "cured"
herself from lesbianism, Link
Was it during Reagan that America began to reject science?
Bart, if John Kerry wins the nomination for President
in 2008, will you support him?
I won't have any choice but to support
I'm certainly not going to vote for someone who
has no chance to win.
That would be stupid.
Seems to me that you spend a lot of time sniping
yet you complain loudly when folks snipe at Hillary.
Jimmy the rabble rouser
Dude, Kerry gave the drunken Bush boy the car keys, so yes, I hold him
partially responsible for the 2560 dead soldiers killed in the bloody
The difference between her and Kerry is she's going to be president.
Mike Malloy live?
in Baghdad violence
Can't hardly get noticed in Bush's world crumble
Bombings and shootings soared by 40 percent in
the Baghdad area in the past week.
An American general said extremists were preparing
"an all-out assault" on the capital
in a decisive battle for the future of Iraq.
Iraq's most influential Shiite cleric issued his
strongest call yet for an end to Shiite-Sunni
bloodletting, urging all Iraqis to wake up to
the "danger threatening the future of the country"
and stand "side-by-side against it."
Maj. Gen. William Caldwell said there had been
an average of 34 attacks a day involving
U.S. and Iraqi forces in and around the capital
since Friday ó up sharply from the daily
average of 24 registered between June 14 and
Click for larger graph
Bush can't see
50% with a telescope
yet the Democrats
are still afraid to challenge him?
Subject: Dowd and Scheiffer
Your comment on the media helping Bush get elected
really struck a chord with me.
Just yesterday, Maureen Dowd devoted an entire
column to the subject of his
overgrown frat boy demeanor and how ill-suited
that is to a world leader.
I sent a letter to the Times reminding them that
if she had written this column six years ago
instead of worrying about Gore's wardrobe he
might not *be* a world leader right now.
It's interesting that you mentioned Bob Scheiffer's
praise for Bush in the 2000 debates.
Ironically, I heard an interview with him just
this morning. He was upset about Bush's veto
of the stem cell research bill. He was
especially concerned because he is a diabetic and
might be helped by such research. He didn't
seem to register that, after all, he had gotten
what he wanted. It's too bad that the rest
of us have gotten it, too.
Lori in NJ
Lori, excellent letter.
Maureen Dowd is a lying whore who, lately, has
been telling the truth.
When Clinton was president she lied and lied
and forgave Bush's mistakes.
Too bad we couldn't even find ONE REPORTER to
"How many felony convictions does Gov Bush
And yes, Bob Scheiffer was staggered at Bush's
"great command of world events,"
which just proves that he and the whore networks
want Republicans in office - at any cost.
The GOP was smart enough to create a news network of lying whores.
The Democrats won't do that because, "It's
wrong to spin the news."
I think I see a burning cross in that shadow....
Bush and his cadre of neo-conservatives may think
that they are above the law and that
they can act with impunity and without consequences.
They may think of themselves as Gods
who operate above the strata of ordinary mortals,
as the result of their socioeconomic privilege.
That is because other people have always born
the cost of their wrong doing. When a president
behaves as if the law does not apply to him in
essence he is expressing his contempt for the
people and the rules that govern civil behavior.
That is why we have the enormous gulf
between rich and poor, tax cuts for the wealthy,
Iraq and the whole Middle East debacle.
Bush, Cheney, et al. truly believe that they
are better than the rest of us.
Like the spoiled brats they are, each of them
became who they are because
no one ever held them accountable for their
actions. We are not holding them
accountable now and innocent people are paying
Have you ever heard it plainer than that?
Subject: what about me?
I haven't been able to get BCR either, and I have
been a subscriber forever!
I emailed your tech help, so as to avoid bothering
you with nonsense like this, but have received no feedback.
My Username and Password no longer work.
It happened sometime after BCR 94 was posted.
What'd I do? Why do you hate me? (smiley
Campy, I got you fixed up - writing was the correct
thing to do.
We want every subscriber to hear
If you are current and can't hear it, write
and tell us.
It would help to put "Can't
get Radio" in the subject line.
Smart vs Nancy Grace
Somebody got put in their place
Grace did her best to act overwrought with anguish
and kept reminding Elizabeth how
victims donít like to talk about what happened
to them. What does she do then?
Nancy keeps asking her what happened and uses
some of the most inane questions
Iíve heard. At one point Smart looked over to
the left as if Grace was out of her mind.
Finally she told Grace to back off.
Subject: Ford Suffers $123 Million
Ford had a $123 million loss in the 2nd and the
fags are to blame.
Our boycott of fag-friendly Ford no doubt has
affected the sales.
God hates those filthy fags and you should, too.
Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
P.S. Please forward this message to everyone who
Don, why did God create "defective" human beings to be hated?
Isn't God smarter than that?
Didn't God know how assholes like you would react to his "mistakes?"
Why did God make so many "mistakes," Don?
Or maybe it's you who is making the mistake.
Who's right, Don - you or God?
Plus, what do you want gay people to do?
"Knock it off?"
"Crawl into an oven?"
Do you want them to be retrained to be "normal?"
I'm no expert, but if they can be turned straight, science would say
that means you, Don, can be turned gay, if you're not already.
As one of America's leading gay-bashing bastards, don't you have to
spend a whole lot of your spare time sniffing around a man's back door?
Funny that you'd choose
to do that for a living, Don.
You ever get the urge to blow some pipe, Don?
C'mon, tell the truth, Don. Haven't you ever wondered what it
would be like to
be scooped up by some big, strong lumberjack so he could have his way
Have you fantasized about what it would be like to be a helpless bitch
in the arms
of a big, powerful man. Do you get the tinglies "down there" thinking
about that, Don?
You're a coward, Don, like the vulgar Pigboy and Michael Savage.
You make money by inciting the homosexual fears of the extra-stupid.
Shame on your cowardly, no-talent ass, fooling the stupidest of us.
I have more in common with Jesus than you do, Don.
That should make you feel bad.
I would tell you to go screw yourself,
but you'd probably get an erection, so I'll pass.
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Will George cry when Joe loses?
Ned Lamont has surged ahead of Kissyface Joe
Lieberman (D-?) and now holds
51% to 47% lead among likely Democratic primary
voters, according to a new poll.
Says pollster Douglas Schwartz: "Lamont is up,
while Lieberman's support is dropping.
More Democrats have a favorable opinion of Lamont,
who was largely unknown last month,
and see him as a better alternative to Kissyface.
But Kissyface's strength among Fascists and
independents gives him the lead in a three-way
matchup in November."
if they kill Americans?
What if Israelis start killing Americans? It could
easily happen because
Americans are also pinned down by Israel's discriminate
If Israelis kill Americans then who's side are
we supposed to be on?
I can't accept that Israeli lives are more important
than American lives
or the rights of Israelis are superior to ours.
If Americans in Lebanon
are killed by Israelis then Americans have the
right to defend themselves.
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Bart, you wrote,
> We have thousands of square miles of plain-ass
sand in DuPree, Oklahoma,
> where the Israelis could live for hundreds
years and never see a blown up school bus.
Does that come with a Bartcop guarantee,
or would the Jews be at war with Okie's who claimed
they stole their land?
No, they'd BUY the land.
Land is dirt cheap here.
That's why I suggested Oklahoma and not San Jose.
For the first time, they could own their own
land that nobody else could make a claim on.
I suppose that there is no chance that the KKK,
Aryan Nation, or BFEE phase 3 would cause
problems in the future. Do the Jews get to have
their own army in Oklahoma to protect themselves?
Do they get to have their own country so they
can be certain they don't get voted off the island?
Nobody can guarantee the future, but I can guarantee
they'd be SAFER here,
and isn't that what they want?
Oh, you're right - that's not what
Geez, if the ICB gave them a beehive of poisoned,
African bees, would they live with that, too?
Castillo last Friday in KC.
Details in BCR 95, but pictures don't work on radio
Rick does not necessarily agree with
everything printed on bartcop.com
That's interesting, because your hero Sen. Hillary
gave a rabid speech to NY jews
supporting Israel's right to kill Lebanese civilians.
Heard it all on NPR.
Sealed her fate with me--NEVER would vote for
her now. NEVER.
Neil in VT
Neil, can I get you a cold, wet cloth?
I noticed your knuckles were bleeding...
Y'know, there are lots of reason I like Las Vegas, but one of the big
if somebody says something that stupid, I have the option to
slam a hundred dollars
down on a table and ask you if you're ready to back up a wild-ass horseshit
like that and you can't hide behind, "But,
...but gambling is illegal here."
Funny that none of the "I can predict the
future" types will be joining us in
Las Vegas, thus missing their chance to take
my money by using their "special gift."
We both know she didn't say that, which means what she did say
wasn't as bad
as whatever wacky story you have in your brain. You need to smoke one.
Over the years, I've had peoiple tell me, "Bart,
I don't like Paypal.
I'd donate/subscribe if I could just put it
on my credit card."
We just made a deal with the evil Republican bank.
We can now bypass PayPal -
We can accept credit card payments directly.
how that works:
Of course, PayPal still works too.
Last night, I was finishing BCR
95, when Mrs Bart called me to dinner.
When I got back, no sound of any kind - nothing. I turned everything
back on and then checked all the wires and everything just as dead
as it can be.
In Oklahoma, when the wind blows, we lose power and the 'piter comes
under different setting, stuff I didn't even know about has been changed.
I have a call into Mr Fix It, let's hope for the best.
But, since I'm trying to arrange for BCR
Show 100 to be recorded at The
We might just call Parts 1 & 2 of BCR
95 a show - and begin BCR
96 after Mr Fix It
gets everything working again. There's no way expensive equipment
should break this often.
Guess I'm just lucky.
Subject: Greetings From Cilacap,
What's really frightening is the 32% of Americans
to believe that GWB is smarter than they are.
How you be?
Survived the mini tsunami here on Monday......we
live less than a mile from the ocean
that swallowed 100 Cilacap locals and has another
75 so far unaccounted for.
An amazing site as we watched 300,000 people in
a panic try to leave this city
by the sea with most of them using the only means
available to them, their feet.
All kind of sad.
Robert, glad you're still with us.
Kinda creepy, those tsunamis.
I've been reading newspapers about 45 years and the only tsunamis I
heard of have both happened while Der Monkey was warming the planet.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
was the best president ever!"
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
The Iran invasion is back on.
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
Historians will tell you that it's unprecedented
for a president of the United States to make
the personal decision to halt an investigation
of his own attorney general and his own attorneys,
based on his personal decision. Earlier, the
president played no role in approving clearances
for the other people who were familiar with the
program. It seems like this is a major story.is
(We gave the dancing tutu senate democrats the day off)
Subject: Sidestepping the issue
It is much easier for you to simply regurgitate
the "religious fanatic, "
Islamic Fascist, BS you hear day in and day out
Ol' Bart? Regurgitating Islamic Fascist,
You've probably heard the audio.
I had no idea there was video.
...and, am I crazy?
Or does he mention bartcop.com?
I'm probably crazy.
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"Bush made a number of gaffes at the G-8 Summit.
He gave a neck rub to the Chancellor
So you know what that means?
He's drinking again."
"The average blogger is a 14-year-old girl
writing about her cat."
--Alexander Halavais, Quinnipiac
University in CT, Link
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massing on Lebanese border
Do you have a family survival kit assembled?
Israel massed tanks and troops on the border,
called up reserves and warned civilians
to flee Hezbollah-controlled southern Lebanon
as it prepared for a likely ground invasion.
The army's chief of staff said forces would conduct
ground operations as needed in Lebanon,
but, like America's "compassionate conservatove,"
they would be "limited."
When they push into Lebanon, we'll find out if Hezbollah has medium-range
stuffed with nerve gas and sarin and whatever else is cheap and unstable.
The medium range rockets can hit all the Israeli cities that count.
If that happens,
Bush will likely endorse a "limited, compasionate" nuclear strike against
St Peter, call in all shifts because you're about to get busy.
After seeing Joe Sarborough on The Colbert Report
the other night, I have to
conclude that, apparently, Scarborough still
fails to get that Colbert's schtick is
totally mocking him (Scarborough) and the rest
of the righties.
One would think that after Colbert's outstanding
performance at the Washington Press
Corps dinner the righties would have figured
him out by now.
Could it be that Joe Scarborough, a guy with
his own TV show, is that dumb?
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caught blowing some dope
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