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1802 - Battlefield Earth
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-- Paul Begala, less
than four years ago, Link
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we have 2550 dead soldiers.
on Both Sides
by Ivan Eland
The classic definition of terrorism is the use
of violence against civilians to achieve
a political end. The 9/11 attacks were
a prime example. A suicide bomber at a
busy restaurant would be another clear case.
But often selective judgments are applied. If
you favor a cause or despise a population,
you're more likely to tolerate violence against
civilians. But shouldn't that still be called
terrorism? For instance, when George W. Bush
ordered the bombing of a Baghdad
restaurant at the start of the Iraq War -- hoping
to kill Saddam Hussein -- but instead
butchered 14 civilians, including seven children,
shouldn't that be denounced as terrorism?
That it isn't is more a measure of Bush's power
than an objective application of a word.
In this guest essay, the Independent Institute's
Ivan Eland examines the double standards
that have been applied to the current bloodshed
involving Israel, Lebanon, Hezbollah and Hamas:
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
"Today I have a message for the people of Lebanon:
The American people are on your side."
-- Der Promise Monkey,
March 2005 Link
"[Current events] send a clear message to every
Arab reformer and every Arab politician.
And that message is: Don't count on
the United States."
--Joshua Landis, Oklahoma University, on Dubya's
lack of commitment to Lebanon, Link
at a full-scale invasion
Have you prayed today?
Looks kinda like the WTC on September 12, 2001
Israeli troops met fierce resistance from Hezbollah
guerrillas as they crossed
into Lebanon and Israel hinted at a full-scale
Israeli warplanes also launched new airstrikes
on Beirut's southern suburbs,
a Hezbollah stronghold, shortly after daybreak,
followed by strikes in the
guerrillas' heartland in the south and eastern
Do you think it's Bush's intention to screw up the world so bad
that we're all going to pine for the "good old days" of May, 2006?
Thug: Give me
$10,000, or I'll break both your legs.
Jack Benny: Does
it have to be both legs?
Bart, last issue, pipe said this on your page.
> Bart, I don't think religious idiocy enters
> Rather it is the human spirit that fights
against all odds to overcome brutal dominance.
> Don't you agree? Would you, Bart,
fight -- or would you take your family and move
> to a desert in Oklahoma and wait for the
next armed cretin to come along and dominate you?
I think what Pipe falls to realize; it is
The Jewish people believe that God gave them that
land over there.
If you crack a bible you would know that.
I would know that God gave them that?
Or that they were willing to lose their kids
for that belief?
The problem is that Muslims believe that is
the holy land for them too.
Dude, roger that.
Over the years, I short-lined that concept into the phrase, "the
We have thousands of square miles of plain-ass sand in DuPree,
where the Israelis could live for hundreds years and never see a blown
up school bus.
...the DuPree sand isn't sacred enough - so they'd rather dress
for their kid's funerals.
<Bart does a shot>
On the other hand, if someone asked me:
"Bart, do your
kids mean more to you than a pile of sand?"
I'd say yes, ...but I've always had that anti-social streak.
by Greg Palast
Don't check the casket. I know he's back. When
I saw lights flickering at La Guardia
and heard the eerie shrieks and moans in the
dark, broiling subway tunnels, I just knew it:
Ken Lay's alive! We can see his spirit in every
flickering lightbulb from Kansas to Queens
as we head into America's annual Blackout season.
It wasn't always so. For decades, America had
nearly the best, most reliable electricity system
on the planet and, though we grumbled, electricity
bills were among the planet's lowest. It was all
thanks to FDR's tough regulation of the power
monopolies. They were told what they could charge,
the maximum profit they could take and — what
I think about when the lights dim — exactly how
much they had to invest to keep the juice flowing.
But then, in 1992, Poppy Bush, fired by the US
electorate, gave Ken Lay a billion-dollar good-bye kiss:
Bush's signature authorizing deregulation of
Subject: sincere question
As a 58 year old boomer, my cynicism is more than
I would want it to be.
Forgive my for asking, but how come I can no
longer access your radio show site?
We've gone through bankruptcy, have virtually
no money, just listed the home in which
we've lived for 18 years, and even drained my
wife's retirement fund.
Yet, despite the freebie you were most gracious
to give me of accessing your site,
I recently sent you $25.00. I just had
to show you my appreciation.
First, it was wrong of you to send that $25.
The first rule is take care of yourself first.
After that, if you have hooker money, if
you have cocaine money,
if you have Tally-on-the-Paris-slots money, then
sure - send alllll of that to me.
But now--after the ugly dollar sign enters the
picture--I can no longer listen to your genius.
Is this some fluke coincidence of Koresh, or
are you pissed about something?
When you donate, it angers me!
Of course, it's your prerogative to cut me off,
but why the hell did it happen AFTER I DONATED?
I would not make such a big deal of this if I
didn't hold you to a higher standard than most people in my life.
You are real and I'm real confused.
Sleepless in Ohio
Dude, you have to realize who you're dealing with.
I have no staff to blame.
I have to middle managers to harrass.
I have no upper management to threaten.
All the mistakes fall on me.
Hopefully your subscription is back on now, just in time for BCR
"See, the irony is what they need to do is get
Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit,
and it's over," he said, apparently referring
to the guerrilla force's firing of rockets into Israel.
"I felt like telling Kofi to get on the phone
with [Syria's] Assad and make something happen."
Our president employs language that would earn
a radio shock jock a fine from his own rabid
obscenity-sniffers at the FCC. His profound
ignorance is appalling. Israel, Hamas and Hezbollah
all have their own hard-core agendas—Syria is
just one player in the tortured region. Furthermore,
Bush's disinterest in the Mideast peace process—especially
as an "honest broker" between Israel
and the Palestinians—since he was handed the
job in 2000, has paved the way for this moment.
If CBS broadcasts the word "shit,"
Der Monkey's church lady FCC can fine them $300,000.
Meanwhile, the guttermonkey can say it and Cheney can tell a senator
to "fuck off."
Should these thugs have to pay a fine for indecency?
Subject: the enemy is who?
America is trying hard to get Americans out of
Lebanon so that
American's aren't killed by enemy forces who
Who are these forces who Americans are running
But I thought Israel was our friend. I'm so confused.
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You know it, I know it [Bob
Dole knows it] and the American people know
But everyone is afraid to say it. They say it
privately, but people are afraid of saying it
publicly because you will be branded as a liberal,
elite, intellectual snob. But believe me,
you don't have to be an intellectual to see how
painfully stupid our president is.
Bush: "It takes him eight hours to fly home.
Eight hours. Russia's big and so is China."
Russia's big and so is China??????? This guys
sounds like a third grader.
If someone is this ignorant, they're usually embarrassed
and try not to talk much.
But this guy is so dumb he has no idea how dumb
This is a conversation you'd have with a mentally
Johnny, do you know how big Russia is? How about
This would all be unfortunate if George was your
dentist, or worse yet, your accountant.
But he is the leader of the free world. This
man makes life or death decisions every day.
If you say you're not scared about that, you're
Do you remember CBS's whore, Bob Scheiffer, praising Bush in the 2000
We knew Bush was too stupid to be a greeter at Wal-Mart
way back in 1999.
Now, sadly, the whole world is finding out.
Shame on America's whore media for helping this crooked
moron steal power.
Subject: chicken shit
Bart, you're a chicken shit for not writing about
the massacre of innoncent people in Lebanon etc.
When you say, "etc.,"
do you mean the massacre of innocent Israelis, too?
Or are you saying I should only write about one
side in this nutty-ass circle jerk?
Give Israel all they want Blood/Land/Money
and you and Kos keeping your chicken shit mouths
Yep, it's Kos & me, standing together against
the rest of the world!
Look, if two insane groups want to murder each
more than they want to see their kids grow up,
why should I get involved in something that ridiculous?
Israel wins all the way around.
Mike, you're insane with rage because *I* refuse to be insane with rage.
I might be the most mentally healthy man in political punditom.
If I start to lose my grip, I'll call and ask for you by name.
Which bar do you hang out at?
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"Bush brings the same smart-alecky attitude,
the same simplistic approach
- swearing, swaggering, talking to Tony
Blair with his mouth full of buttered roll,
and giving a startled Angela Merkel
an impromptu shoulder rub. He can make
even a global summit meeting seem like
-- Maureen Dowd, eager to go after you-know-who, Link
loses fascist primary
Bastard tainted by corruption and gay sex rumors
Ralph Reed (R-Passing as straight) was unable
to overcome his ties to Bush's favorite
disgraced lobbyist, Jack Adogoff and conceded
defeat to Casey Cagle in Tuesday's
Fascist primary for Georgia lieutenant governor.
In attack ads and televised debates, Cagle hammered
at Reed's connections to Adogoff,
and asked whether Reed could face criminal charges
for accepting more than $5.3 million
from two Indian tribes. Reed has not been charged
with a crime and claims that he regrets
the work he did with Adogoff. Rumors
have swirled around Washington DC for years
that Reed was "friendly" with Bush's top, Jeff
"Ralphie's a cute one, no doubt!"
I have gotten nothing but positive comments when
wearing my shirt.
One guy said he was offended at my shirt only
because it showed Bush's face.
He can't stand to look at him.
I can't stand to put his face on my chest but
it does get the word out.
I have not been approached by one rabid repug.
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I was shocked.
Our leader has the table manners of a 4-year
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It was a pivotal period in bartcop.com
not spare parts, they're props
The charade to announce that Bush vetoed a bill
that could have saved millions of lives was
one of the most obscenely crass political displays
of the Bush presidency, and that is saying a lot.
To shift attention from the reality that only
embryos would be used in the research,
the president's staff filled the room with children
who were born from frozen embryos.
The craven use of used these children as political
props turned ironic when Bush said of them,
"These boys and girls are not spare parts."
Subject: Bart, is Israel using
WMDs on Lebanon?
WMR reported that the Israeli military was using
poison gas on villages in south Lebanon.
According to a former U.S. weapons expert who
served in Iraq, the artillery shell in a photo
taken in Lebanon (below) is a chemical weapon
delivery device. It is being handled by an
Israeli Defense Force soldier and Hebrew lettering
can be clearly seen on the armored vehicle.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
The Iran invasion is back on.
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his partner Osama.
from Pres Poison
First-term Fascist Senator John Thune, who received
major "heckuva job" accolades
from President Poison has to distance himself
from the administration, sources say.
The Whore AP reported that Thune, who defeated
Daschle in 2004, said, "If I were running
in the state this year, you obviously don't embrace
the president and his agenda."
Thune is seeking to be head of the NRC Senatorial
Committee in 2008, and warned that
because Bush's ratings are so low, "these are
going to be tough races to win," referring to
this November's Congressional elections.
Now if we could just convince some elected Democrats to run from him...
What is it that you likes about her again?
She's going to win and she's not Bush.
That she tried to have a "low key" fundraising
lunch with.. RUPERT MURDOCH?
She took Rupert's money.
If I could, *I* would take Rupert's money.
If you could, you would take Rupert's money.
That her husband is... SUPPORTING "don't count
the votes in Florida...
I'm unfamiliar with that allegation.
...SUPPORTING I've got my senate seat sewn up"
She made it crystal clear that she'd support which
ever Democrat won.
That's a pledge I'd like to see the hueueueuege
Demo web sites take.
...that she can't quite find it in herself to
condemn torture or kangaroo courts
that convict female, uneducated, WA-A-AY overstressed
privates for following orders?
If she shows her hand too early, she could lose.
She's the only person in the senate who can't
speak up too soon.
People who say,
"She's just one of 100 senators," are
That she and Joe are synonymous on their entire
list of issues?
I believe you're getting carried away.
She is not Lieberman - if she was, Bush would
She couldn't even find it in herself to vote AGAINST
the Credit Extortion Bill!
She "sat that one out," whatever the hell that
Hmmm, you might be talking about the Bankruptcy
bill, and that's a legit beef.
our choices are more Bushtorture, more Bushinvasions, more Bushspying,
more Bushsleeping thru 9-11 and Katrina or Bill's
wife, I'm going with Bill's wife
and I think America joins me on that.
She=Bart's Great White Hope??
Dude, the goal is to get rid of the Bush thugs while the Earth is still
If a more electable candidate comes along, I may change my mind,
but the least we could do is make it a fair fight.
Some hueueueue web sites are spreading "false facts" about her and that's
a losing idea.
Shooting the front-runner in the back is a uniquely Democratic tradition.
Let's be the party of change this time.
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Like the rest of America, Dave hates him now,
Bart, you wrote:
> "It's like the Democrats (most of them) are
afraid of winning."
I'm not sure that they're afraid of winning, or
that they're just afraid.
Many are certainly just benefiting with the cash/lifestyle.
Bob, I've seen that charge leveled 100 times, but riddle me this:
Wouldn't winners have a better lifestyle than the losers?
Why contribute to a powerless party without a spine?
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it did for Paris Hilton!
There's never enough sex for me. The guy
I'm dating now is just so
fantastic in bed that half the time I just
want to leave the handcuffs on."
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