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Volume 934 - Lies Across America 

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 Thursday    Nov 21, 2002 


"If I were a Democrat, I suspect I'd feel a heck of
  a lot more comfortable in Boston than, say, America."
   -- Armey the foul-mouthed Dick, on Boston hosting the 2004 Demo convention,
       proving he has the same grasp on geography that the Bush boys has.

 How stupid is Rush?
  A BartCop expose of Titanic proportions

   Click  Here

  This didn't get posted yesterday....

 Gore Says Bush's War on Terrorism Is Ineffective
    by the NYW Times

  Click  Here

 Mr. Gore said that while the administration had stumbled abroad in dealing with Al Qaeda,
 it had undertaken the "most systematic invasion of privacy of every American citizen that has
 ever been taken in this country" with the expanded use of wiretapping and secret court
 proceedings in the war on terrorism.

"Pro-lifer" admits murder
   Republicans always lie about labels

"I murder the innocent"

  Click  Here

 The scumbag, 47, said his moral outrage over a woman's right to
 control her own body prompted him to shoot the doctor in the back
 on Oct. 23, 1998, as he was warming soup in the kitchen of his home.

 What's Our Drug Czar Smoking?
  The truth about marihuana

  Click  Here

 As to Walters' claim that all those '70s hippies were getting goofy on the
 1-percent stuff - the basis for his 30-fold increase claim - the number lacks
 credibility. No one smokes 1-percent dope, at least not more than once.

 That's what we get in Oklahoma - the 1-percent crap

  Dueling Quotes

"The press never printed the smart things I said."
     --Dick Armey

"If stupid ideas ever get to $40 a barrel,
  I want the drilling rights to Dick Armey's head."
     -- Paul Begala

 Rush spent yesterday screaming at trial lawyers.
 He says trial lawyers are ruining America.

 Of course, when Paula Jones filed the most frivolous suit in history,  he thought trial lawyers
 were the greatest thing since baked ham.  Republicans - they can never make up their minds.

 By the way, did anybody see Erin Brockovich?
 That's some of what trial lawyers do.
 If you or your kids have been screwed by a billion dollar corporation with 300 lawyers,
 a trial lawyer might be able to even the odds a little so the little guy can catch a break.

 When the soulless corporation can make an extra nickel screwing the public, they will.
 Rush thinks people shouldn't have the right to sue when they're killed or injured.

 All this came up because the GOP wants the drug companies to be suit free.
 Hey, trust me, drug companies are all super-rich.  They're not in any trouble at all.
 They have a monopoly on the drugs that keeps us alive.
 They have a monopoly on a drug that can make an old man's penises work again,

 They're not going anywhere.

 If all they did was cure breast cancer, they might be in trouble.
 But if they can make a rich man's Tom Delay get hard - they own the Federal Reserve.

 But Rush and the Premier Pinhead don't believe in business being held responsible.

 I forget which, but Ford or GM got sued a while back over knowingly selling cars with exploding gas tanks.
 Thru discovery, the plaintiffs got hold of an internal memo where the company said it would be cheaper
 to pay the families of cooked victims than fixing the gas tank.

 They don't care if someone's mother burns to death in a car - it's cheaper to write her family
 a check instead of paying for an expensive recall.  They don't care how many innocents spend
 their last minutes on Earth at 300 degrees - they're here to make a profit!

 That's why you can't have caps of the amount someone can sue for.
 If the cap is $1 million, and a recall costs $600 million, they can giggle like Smirk at
 the execution of a black man because they're still saving giant boxcars full of Benjamins.
 They don't give a flying "F" if  500 innocent people burn to death - they're Republicans.

 Of course, the wimpy Democrats caved in and allowed this gang-rape bill to become law.
 We expect them to cave in now - there's no longer any suspense about "if," ...just "when."

 Today's Democrats are as spineless as the GOP is heartless.

 ...and it wouldn't even be that bad if they were at least smart crooks!

 But nooooooooooooo.
 Democrats sell out for a handfull of magic goddamn beans that don't work.


"An ass-whipping is a good teacher."
  -- James Carville

 VCR Alert - Thanksgiving on Friends

 This is Friend's tenth year?
 If so, they've had nine killer Thanksgiving shows.
 Tonight's guest is Christina Applegate.

 Joey and the turkeyhead is a TV classic.
 The Friends own Thanksgiving.

Yeah, the House and the Senate...
We're screwed.

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 These are good folk - they have worked with  bartcop.com  for maybe a year, now.
 No, they're not responsible for my lack of html savvy...

 Last year, ...when the  bartcopstore  page crashed and burned, they saved it.
 They didn't even ask for a fee.

 They said, "We like what you're saying, ...most of the time."
 (ha ha - that's honest, and that's generosity.)

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 or hell, ...your kid's soccer team or Mom's Tupperware parties or your bowling team
 - whatever, ...consider darkerviolet.com

 ...and if you need a host, my producer Marc Perkel works for the EFF.
 They love going to court almost as much as I do - and they're competent!

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 darkviolet.com designing?

 Join the fight.

 For a lot of years,  Yahoo.com  has been my home page.
 In the last 30-50 days, they've turned all whore on me.

 I try to read my mail, amd I can't, because the ship in FIREFLY is zooming across
 my monitor and I can't get to my mail.   This really sucks.  I don't mind a company
 trying to make a buck, but don't f-ing blindfold me with a ship from a show I won't watch.

 I'm an important man (cough) - I have dozens of readers.
 I don't have time to play patty-cake with every advertiser Yahoo is in bed with.
 I wouldn't even mind if they had a small ad in the corner, but nooooooooooo.
 It's gotta be a "Willie Horton's on his way to your mom's house," flashing screamer.

 So - I need a new home page.
 I've been with Yahoo for ten years, but we gotta break up.

 What's a good wake-up-to-news homepage?

 It's not a bonus issue, it's more like a...

 Click  Here

Bush the "strategic thinker," working them binocs...

They keep telling us he's not the biggest moron on Earth,
and we understand why it's important that he's not considered
the stupidest handjob in America, but we all know that he really is.

 Daschle says 'shrill' talk radio spurs threats

  Click  Here

 "...what happens when Rush Limbaugh attacks those of us in public life is that people
  aren't satisfied just to listen. They want to act because they get emotionally invested.
 And so the threats to those of us in public life go up dramatically, on our families and
 on us, in a way that's very disconcerting," he said.

         ...doesn't read  bartcop.com

      ...reads  bartcop.com  every day

 Faun Otter goes global

 Click  Here

 Taking the Fifth
   by my good friend Chris Floyd

 Click  Here

 Since last we met, George W. Bush has been enthroned in near-absolute power by
 a whopping, er, 21 percent of the American electorate, which narrowly voted in a slate
 of congressional Republican rubber-stamps -- who bid fair to outdo Baghdad's
 parliamentarians in their cringing obedience to the all-wise Leader.

 Click for a chocolate orgasm

 There's a whole page of protest-Bush photos  Here

Marty always has good stuff!

 Subject: Project 60 Update


 This month, and the period November 8-22, 1942,  is considered by most
 to be THE turning point in World War II with the Axis on the run at Guadalcanal,
 Buna, Stalingrad and North Africa.


 This is a war I can get behind.
 This is when the Nazis were ...German.

 Click  Here  for Dave's most recent update.

Where did the Social Security surplus go?

To the richest of the richest!
And who did they hire?
Nobody - they just pocketed the money.


"Ari Fleischer just got married and one of the wedding presents he got
  was a DVD of 'Forrest Gump.'  You'd think he'd get enough of that at work."
   -- Leno

 There's a Christmas Train in Tulsa.
 I'm not sure what it does, but you ride somewhere and the kids meet Santa.

 Their commercials say the train runs "Sunday thru Saturday till Christmas."
 What the hell does that mean?

 If it runs everyday, why not just say that?

 Mum's no longer the word

 Last we heard from Susan McDougal, she was contemplating political office.
 Instead, she penned a tell-all about her incarceration for refusing to rat out
 Bill Clinton in the Whitewater deal.

 The sassy jailbird calls The Woman Who Wouldn't Talk (introduction by Helen Thomas)
 "a love note" to her supporters. But it's more the tale of how she ended up in the middle of the
 probe and, ultimately, behind bars. Titillation is minimal, but she gets in a few good digs.

 On the ex-prez: "I have never known another human being who needed to be told
 all the time how great he is."

 Former nemesis Kenneth Starr and his cronies are "middle-aged, moralistic morons who were
 obsessed with sex." So why did she clam up? "That's the whole damn book," she tells Whispers.

 As McDougal criss-crosses the country on her January book tour, she'll also engage in what
 she now views as her true calling: visiting prisons to survey the treatment of female inmates,
 then spilling the beans to local press.

 Click to order

 For those of you who don't know, I invited Susan to write a regular column for  bartcop.com
 She replied in the affirmative, saying "I think that would be a lot of fun."
 I told her she could write about anything she wanted.
 I suspect she's got a few things to say about the man some call "Mr. President."

 When she spoke in Tulsa in 1999, you would've thought I'd written her speech,
 except her language was very ladylike. It's my opinion she does not like the GOP.

 She didn't set a date for the first column, because she is busy promoting her book.
 Let's hope those columns start real soon.

Subject: I sent you some money

Hey BC -

A few issues back you made a statement that if some small percentage of BartCop readers subscribed,
you could grow the hammer full time and help create a credible media voice for liberals and progressives.
It was a REALLY small percentage, I was very surprised (must be a heck of a lot cheaper to live in
Oklahoma than New England).

Anyway, I opened yesterday's issue and read where Rush was talking about how oil spills aren't really
disasters and who cares about that wildlife anyway, and I just lost it.  For some reason, that story pushed
all the right (wrong?) buttons for me.  So I am now a proud BartCop subscriber.  I feel good!

I think you should restate that subscribership goal, and do it in terms of the actual number of subscribers you need.
Is it 500?  1000?  Man, how hard could it be to find that many liberals to cough up $10-20 a month?
I know the BFEE is doing everything it can to make sure our side remains poor and destitute, but come on!

Keep swingin' -


Quahog, if 300 people subscribed at $10 a month,  bartcop.com  could go full-time.
And I could even publish on the days when Vic the Racist tales off.
Having no day job would allow BartCop Radio to become a reality, too

A couple of people subscribe every week, so maybe this will happen by next Christmas.

 November ad special - going fast!

 Ten ads for just $300

 You can have every Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.
 ...and weekends are half-price!

 Don't wait, first come, first served.
 Reach dozens with your message.

Subject: correction?

Amazing how many people remember Richard Pryor as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles
... though in fact it was Cleavon Little.


John, Pryor wrote the "negro jokes" for Blazing Saddles.
Brooks wanted him for the Cleavon Little part, but the studio said
Pryor was too unstable to bet the cost of the movie on.

Bush promised to get bin Laden.
He vowed "to bring him to justice or bring justice to him."
That's why his approval numbers went to the high eighties.
That was 424 days ago ...and counting

The good puppy press has forgotten,
the good puppy press has forgiven,
...but we won't.


 "They say that drinking one or two glasses of red wine per day keeps you mentally alert.
   Right now in Washington they’re trying to get George Bush to start drinking again."

 Yes, bartcop.com  is worth $17 a month

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Subject: Rush ranked 17th in DC

Bart, just wanted you to know that Rush is still 17th in DC at WMAL.
He has been there for many months.
Looks like all his favorite pols don't like to listen to him.

Now if he would only get the boot.



From: Eric Zuesse

Subject: Wow

Please tell everyone  about www.eurolegal.org/uspoleur.shtml, which I've just discovered:
the biggest and boldest site exposing Bush's fascism;  and (unlike others that you link to)
it does so from the standpoint of the EU, which really  knows fascism when it sees it.

For example, click there on "Funding the US Neoconservatives -- How big business engineered
a shift to the right in US poublic policy." Read it and weep. And click on "The USA and Europe
under George W. Bush -- The issues upsetting Europe."

Where else will you find: "Rumsfeld is the Darth Vader of the Bush Administration and reportedly
considers General Colin Powell a wimp"? There are some misspellings, but the information is
remarkably comprehensive, accurate, and well presented and organized. And this authoritative
European progressive voice complements what one finds on the other sites that you currently link to.

So, I think that this one would  be a BIG plus.

Ho...                 ho...                  ho!

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