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1804 - Military age males
"It's like after Katrina, when the Secretary
of Homeland Security was saying
all those people weren't really stranded
when we were all watching it on TV.
I still hear about that. We can't look
like we won't face reality."
-- former Bush lover Rep. Pat. McHenry (R-NC), Link
by Brent Budowsky
After World War II, American leaders espoused
principles of universal law that applied
to all nations, prohibiting aggression and demanding
civilized treatment of enemy captives.
In this guest essay, political analyst Brent
Budowsky looks at how the stain of Guantanamo
shows how the current generation of American
leaders has failed to uphold those principles.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
"In the old empires, there would be a lot of
marriages between the royal families.
And from time to time, these inter-family
marriages would produce a mentally
challenged son who would inherit the
throne. This would set the empire back for
hundreds of years. I'm not saying anything,
...but Russia is big and so is China."
-- Cenk Uygur, Our
President is an Imbecile,
orders to kill"
Haditha plot gets thicker
Four U.S. soldiers accused of murdering suspected
insurgents during a raid in Iraq
said they were under orders to "kill all military
age males," according to sworn statements.
"The rule of engagement was to kill all military
age males on Objective Murray,"
Staff Sgt. Ray Girouard told investigators, referring
to the target by its code name.
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
I live in a country that invades another country and then "kills
all the military age males?"
In Iraq that's what, all males between the ages of ten and seventy?
Is this the biggest massacre America's ever been involved with?
Under-arned, under-trained, overworked, scared and overstressed American
are sent to (or kept against their will in) Iraq to "kill
all the military age males?"
I think we need a public trial so we know what happened here.
No secret plea bargaining - no "secrets vital
to America" bullshit
We need to know if those soldiers are telling the truth.
Has America's finest been reduced to "Kill
I'm so old, I remember when all we did was torture them
while making them wear pink panties on the heads.
Seems like every couple of weeks,
Bush drags America's dignity a few rungs lower.
"The Bush administration are monsters. That
is not hyperbole.
Isn't it at least smart to pretend
you care about the dying children?
-- Digby, on Condi rejecting a cease-fire in Lebanon,
Subject: Self defense
Lets say the Michigan Militia foray into Canada
to take out some of those liberal RCMP's.
During a fire fight the Militia takes a couple
RCMP's hostage in exchange for Canadian beer.
So the Canadian armed forces decide to attack
the U.S. until the RCMP's are released.
Does the U.S. have a right to defend itself against
the Canadian army?
We have sold these Militias all there arms...we
know they operate here...we know they want to
take power...we know they hate the U.S. government.
So we let terrorists operate on our soil.
How can we side with Isreal for invading a country
that just happened to have bad guys living there?
When we have our own bad guys living here.
Never forget Tim McVeigh, he is the militia's hero,
yet we have done nothing to disarm them or send
them to Gitmo. WHAT GIVES?
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Can't keep his hands off "his" toys
The grab-ass Monkey playfully
slaps U.S. Congressman Al Green (D-TX) as he greets delegates
following his remarks at the annual convention
at the NAACP in Washington July 20, 2006.om
Why can't he just act like a semi-normal man?
Think of this same monkey in 1966,
40 years less mature than he is now,
when he was boozing it up big time and doing coke.
How in the hell did he graduate anything?
Who took your tests, Happy Hands?
Or did Daddy just write a check for the fake C-Plus transcript?
Subject: Elizabeth Smart vs Nancy
I told you many many issues ago what a hack Nancy
She was a sloppy prosecutor and a lousy attorney.
Why anybody watches this harping Coulter wannabe
is beyond me.
Even more why the hell would anyone want to be
on her crappy litttle show?
Nancy Grace is just another Rush wannabe.
Rush figured out that the extra-stupid people
are the most easily fooled.
Set yourself up as the "law
and order, hang them all" crusader, and
label anyone who doesn't like you as
"anti-law and order liberal scum."
Bush does it - same as Nancy Grace.
Hell, the extra-stupid vote, too.
That's why many of them wanted "one of us" to
Who wants a smarty-pants, over-educated, reads-books guy for a president?
connect Osama to 9-11?
Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with
the 1998, bombings of the US Embassies
in Tanzania, and Kenya. Bin Laden is a suspect
in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.
...but not the attacks on 9-11?
Why isn't Osama wanted for that crime?
Stomach-turning flash movie on the
effects of Depleted Uranium bombs we drop.
Subject: you're dreaming
Bush is going to have a new GOP House and GOP
Like it or not... the Dems. could not win a race
with a blind dog,
Dave, I hear you, and I understand.
They try their damndest to lose every race - and
I haven't seen a good Democrat fight in a campaign
That's ten looooooongs years of watching spaz donkeys screw up.
...not sure I got the blind dog reference, tho...
N.Y. in 6-day blackout
Will FOX News blame Gray Davis for this, too?
Suffers: No Power
Will FOX News blame Gray Davis for this, too?
Heat = Rolling Blackouts
Will FOX News blame Gray Davis for this, too?
survives Weather Hell
Can they blame Gray Davis for global warming?
Records were set or tied Saturday in the Central
degrees in Sacramento,
Redding, and 112
in Red Bluff, Stockton and Modesto.
Remember Kerry, the freezing, little old lady we got the water heater
She's in 113 degree heat - I wonder if she has AC?
From: formerly sane Neil
Subject: those Clintons--what
fuck ups they are...
Clinton: you're ruining us
Gentrification forcing poor black families out
Bill Clinton's decision to site his office in
Harlem appears to have backfired.
Dozens of angry blacks demonstrated last week
outside the building that houses his staff,
claiming that his move had increased the price
of homes beyond their reach.
Formerly sane Neil, and others, say it was "a fuck up" for Clinton to
move to Harlem.
Sounds to me that they're saying what Harlem needs is a good-old fashioned
something that will make people flee, something that will make property
something like a dirty bomb or a chemical spill that could drop the
rent down to near zero.
Neil, are you on Bush's economic advisory team?
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To Beirut - peace to Beirut with all my heart
And kisses - to the sea and clouds,
To the rock of a city that looks like an old
From the soul of her people she makes wine,
From their sweat, she makes bread and jasmine.
So how did it come to taste of smoke and fire?
What do the Indians have to say about your land
Liz, if I understand your question one way, the
answer is Indians don't own Oklahoma.
They own the parts we didn't steal or that we
gave back. But I'm not suggesting Israel
steal land, I'm saying they'd buy it - dirt cheap
- from the rightful owners, be they who they may.
(That's the first time I ever used "be they who
they may" in a sentence.)
If I understand your question the other way,
Indians aren't into the suicide murders of Jews.
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taken to court
Two 55-year-old teachers decided to voice their
discontent with Bush.
Christine wore a Kerry button; Alice had a sign
stating "No More War."
They were handcuffed and strip searched at the
Their experience is hardly unique
Now they're going to court.
I'm not a lawyer, but I know you can get a restraining order if you
If you know for a fact that cops are arresting every
black person in the city park,
if they are arresting everybody wearing a blue shirt, or every
girl with a ponytail,
you can go to a judge and get a "prior restraint order" and prevent
But no, the Democrats can't figure that one out, either.
Apparently, nobody in the DNC is as smart as Ol' Bart - and that should
be a crime, too.
The Facsist bastards giot away with that because nobody ever said, "Stop
Nobody ever bothered to say, "You can't do
that," even tho they did it day after day.
I told them this back in 2004, but they reject my advice - why?
so easy to win, but the Democrats just can't be
bothered - why?
Subject: Del Castillo
On your recommendation, the wife and I went to
see Del Castillo here in KC.
Absolutely, fantastic band! What great guitar
Had we know you were there, we would've bought
you a drink.
Brent, thanks - ain't nothing like Del Castillo.
July 26 Albuquerque, The Launchpad
July 27 Phoenix,
The Rythym Room
Next Friday Chattanooga, then Sunday in Nashville.
I'll bet Nashville's never seen anything like Del Castillo before.
Smallest Political Quiz
I took it - it said I was a liberal
Subject: Big Dog has Stockholm
I am dying to hear your take on Bill Clinton campaigning
Yes, I'd like to hear his reasoning.
Has he said why he's doing that?
You have always railed against the Dems for stabbing
Bill in the back.
Admit it ...Joe was the one who was holding the
Actually, this stabbing took place years before
anyone ever heard of Monica.
Democrats have a history of backstabbing their president/frontrunner.
What do you make of Bill's support when Hillary
has gone on record as saying
she will not support Lieberman if he doesn't
win the primary? What's the strategy here?
I'm not sure he and she have different positions.
Common sense says it's smart to support
the Democratic candidate in a race, a position
I wish the left-wingers would adopt.
Sorry Bart, but if you are going to be fair about
this, then Bill has to don a tutu and join the chorus line.
Odd, you see this is a cowardice issue?
It would be my guess Big Dog has a rational reason for his actions.
Maybe he has said what it is, or maybe he will say what it is.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
That's not too high a price to pay
to make the evil bastards richer, right?
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
of Dumb George
by William Rivers Pitt
George winged off to Russia for the G-8 summit,
and managed to embarrass himself
and our entire country. Vladimir Putin
insulted George in front of the international press
with a tight quip about "democracy" in Iraq.
No trade deal got done. The whole thing
was a humiliating waste of time, captured best
by all the photos of Bush and Putin together.
In each and every one of them, Putin is looking
at George with an expression that somehow
conveyed disgust, disdain and awe simultaneously.
Putin's disgust and disdain are easily understood
- the poor guy was trapped in a room
with our knucklehead president for hours, after
all - but the awe requires notice.
What, Putin must have thought, is this fool doing
running a country?
Subject: Wow, you're worldwide
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I'd gotten a referral from bartcop.com
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Unfortunately, my company doesn't do business
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military urged abuse in Iraq
Human Rights Watch said that U.S. military commanders
encouraged abusive interrogations
of detainees in Iraq, even after Abu Ghraib prison
scandal called attention to the issue in 2004.
"Soldiers were told that the Geneva Conventions
did not apply, and that interrogators could use
abusive techniques to get detainees to talk,"
wrote John Sifton, a researcher at Human Rights Watch.
The organization based that on interviews with
military and sworn statements in declassified documents.
Under Bush, these reports have become so commonplace, is it even news
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the Clinton haters
This guy makes formerly sane Neil look rational
He makes FOX News and Rush seems like liberals
Back in the day, Lieberman greased poor Billy
up and repeatedly rammed his clip-tip
in that Arkansas ass for gettin' some head from
a honey-trap Jewish slottie ...(redacted)
Of course, as a Mossad asset, Monica sweetcheeks
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "SEDUCED"
by zipperman! She probably even recorded
most of the blackmail evidence. I'm pretty sure
that the Mossad has HOURS of Bubba and Monica's
phone sex at its nastiest. Tell me Bart,
how many "nice girls" would fail to ...(redacted)
We know how the Republicans will behave if she wins the presidency.
If the Democrats are going to be this way, that means ...today is the
good old days?
I need two drinks.
"If people put up with dictatorships, theocracies,
- as they did in Nazi Germany -- they
deserve what Hezbollah deserves."
-- Pamela. atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/
Pamela was talking about the people of Lebanon, getting what they deserve
for "putting up with"
Hezbollah, but wouldn't that also apply to all Americans for "putting
up with" Bush's war crimes?
I have a
Why are we arming and training the Shiias to fight in
and then arming Israel to fight the Shiias in southern
Is it because Bush makes money every time a war breaks out?
Is it because Bush's partners are in the weapons business?
Is it because evil men will murder for riches?
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Bottle of Tequila
We won't have any at Palms Tequilafest
In Mexico City this week, Tequila Ley .925, a
company that specialises in vintage and
premium-quality tequila, unveiled a new luxury
range that included 33 solid platinum bottles
selling for $225,000 a piece. Much of the
Pasion Azteca's price tag is down to the quantity
of platinum of the bottle rather than the actual
quality of the tequila inside.
Well sure, it's a $224, 900 bottle - but then you put Cuervo Gold in
I was at a conference at the University of CT.
Maybe it was because it was a college town, or
maybe the area reflects how
people in CT feel, but I saw numerous Lamont
lawn signs and NO Lieberman signs.
Just thought I would tell you.
I heard the same thing on AAR.
Looks like Joe will need Diebold's help to win this election.
can make it happen, Joe!"
Party at the Palms, Sept
Updates - Info
Amber get new TV show
Everyone hates them but me & Mrs Bart
The 10-episode series, due in January, will follow
the couple as they deal with Rob's
ambition to become a professional poker player.
The idea doesn't sit well with Amber.
The show's cameras will capture Rob as he tries
to break onto the poker circuit
and the couple as they hash out whether this
is really a good idea.
I guess if he wins, ...she'll like it?
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