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1813 - Left between the eyes
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"Doo, doo, doo, doo... Let me know when she
I'm not listening. Doo, doo, doo...."
-- the drugged-out vulgar
But Pigboy, why do you dial her up and then sing
"Doo, doo, doo?"
Wouldn't it be easier to dial up a different channel?
by Robert Parry
Bush and his neoconservative advisers saw the
Israel-Hezbollah conflict as a chance to get
the Israelis to spread the war to Syria and achieve
the long-sought goal of "regime change"
in Damascus. But sources say the Israeli government
torpedoed the scheme, deciding instead
to concentrate on rooting Hezbollah guerrillas
out of southern Lebanon
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
Misleading headline, because "the US" can't conspire.
They mean the BFEE was involved.
If we had a Democratic congress
we could put the guilty bastards under oath.
If they tell the truth, they go to prison.
If they lie, they go to prison.
Panel had Doubts
The 9-11 commission was so frustrated with repeated
by the Pentagon
and FAA about their response to 9-11 that it
considered an investigation into possible deception,
the panel's chairmen say in a new book.
Republican Thomas Kean and Bush lapdog Lee Hamilton
also say in "Without Precedent" that
their panel was too soft in questioning Giuliani
- and that the investigation may have suffered for it.
The book, a behind-the-scenes look at the investigation,
recounts obstacles the authors say were
thrown up by the Bush administration, internal
disputes over Bush's misuse of the attacks as a reason
for invading Iraq, and the way the final report
avoided questioning whether U.S. policy in the
Middle East may have contributed to the attacks.
That's fucking bullshit.
Hamilton was hired to cover this up because he was so helpful at covering
up Iran Contra.
Job well done, Lee, and another black eye for the cowardly Democrats
who let the Bushies
hand-pick their good ol' boys to "investigate" the biggest crime of
the last 50 years.
Bush wants, Bush gets. He's the best president ever!"
Dick held my
hand while we lied."
at latest Bush power grab
The nation's governors are closing ranks in opposition
to a proposal in Congress
that would let Bush control the National Guard
without consent of governors.
The idea, spurred by Bush's katrina disaster,
is part of a House-passed version of
the National Defense Authorization Act. It has
not yet been agreed to by the Senate.
The measure would remove the consent of governors
for the federalization of the Guard,
which is shared between the individual states
and the federal government.
"Federalization just for the sake of federalization
makes no sense," said Gov. Blanco.
"You don't need federalization ... Just making
quick decisions can make things happen."
Bush is a total disaster at everything he does.
He should be stripped of power, arrested and put on trial for war crimes,
felony stupidity and aggravated dumbfuckedness.
Subject: One of your subscribers
It's not a pleasant thing to have to do, but one
of your suscribers has died.
It was my husband, Michael Hurley.
If you could stop his PayPal subscription, I'd
I didn't even know he'd become a subscriber until
a couple of months ago.
I always kept telling him to go to visit
He finally did and liked it.
M, sorry you had to send that.
I can't fathom what you're going thru.
Your immediate future will be hell, but
as time goes by, the weight will be less.
Try to hang in there...
"So this was what was happening by the Summer
of '86, when Barger and I finally did
a story - we had 24 sources by this point.
It wasn't like two sources, or three sources,
we were up to 24 and we did this story in
June of '86 where we laid a lot of it out.
And finally Congress - which had been very
afraid of touching this - the democrats were
extremely timid - finally Lee Hamilton, who
was then Chairman of the Senate Intelligence
Committee takes our little story with the
rest of the Intelligence Committee over to the
White House and they sit down with Ollie North
and they say, "Colonel North - we have
this story that says you're doing these things
which are kind of illegal, uh, what about it?"
He said, "It's not true," they said "Thank
you," and they went back to Capitol Hill. And I
get a call from one of Hamilton's aides, and
I'll never forget this, because it was probably
my worst moment in the whole Iran Contra Scandal
- he tells me that Lee Hamilton has
looked into my story, and he had a choice
between believing these honorable men at the
White House or my sources and it wasn't a
-- Robert Parry, breaking Iran Contra, but "Whitewash"
Hamilton shut it down Link
Subject: I don't like you bart
Get out of the way of bombs and missiles.
The Israelis are committing murder with the bombs
and missiles we have given them.
F you Bart.
So, my plan to please everyone all the time isn't working?
Your insanity is obvious and your anger is misplaced.
I didn't kill anybody, I didn't arm anybody - but myself.
You are a f-ing pussy that just sits behind a
and types whatever bullshit comes into your polluted
Whose thoughts should I type - yours?
I'm sorry I don't hate Israel as much as you do.
Get your ass out of the way of the 30 ought 6
when it comes in your direction.
Bob in San Diego
Dude, you need psychiatric help.
Central Adult Mental Health (619) 291-9611
2864 University Ave
San Diego, CA
Why are they recruiting skinheads?
Where is it that the Vice Lords meet the Aryan
Nation? Why, in Baghdad, where potential
domestic terrorists and "army of one" nutjobs
are getting top-notch weapons instruction and
plenty of target practice. It's sure to come
in handy when they get home. With the military
unable to meet recruitment goals for an unpopular
war, gangbangers and white supremacists
are having a far easier time getting "moral waivers"
to enlist. The upshot: a future compromised
in yet another way, as we train and further desensitize
the psychologically fragile and psychotically
embittered. Some of them, baptized in hellfire
like McVeigh, the DC sniper a long list of others,
could turn around and bite us.
You're a 42 year old grandfather? That's OK, we want you.
You're 100 pounds overweight? That's OK, we want you.
You read at a 6th grade level? That's OK, we want you.
You have emotional problems? That's OK, we want you
You have anger management issues? That's OK, we want you
Long and violent criminal record? That's OK, we want you
Hate darkies and want to kill 'em? That's OK, we want you
You a faggot? Not in this army, mister!
We'd rather have another 9-11 than be warned by some fag translator!
Welcome to George Bush's military.
Subject: Friday's breast picture
Bart, you've done it!
No need for any more "What's The Matter With
Read the first testimony from the Kansas woman.
Is that pathetic, or what?
Her husband, purportedly "uncomfortable" with
the photo, is probably
down at the local bus station blowing Boy Scouts.
No wonder they keep sending these Republican mental
defectives to Congress!
What a bunch of sad freaks
"The truth is that the Army today is vastly
better than it was 2, 4, 6 or 8 years ago.
It has much more equipment, much better
equipment, and it's better trained and
more experienced, and it is a better
-- Rumsfeld, lying again, Aug 2, 2006,
"More than two-thirds of the Army National
Guard's 34 brigades are not combat ready,
mostly because of equipment shortages
that will cost up to $21 billion to correct."
Lt. Gen. H. Steven Blum , the top National Guard general
by Maureen the Dragon
I asked Leon Wieseltier, editor of The
New Republic, how he would help Mel heal.
"It is really rich to behold Gibson asking Jews
to behave like Christians. Has he forgotten
how bellicose and wrathful and unforgiving
we are? Why would a people who start all the
wars make a peace? Perhaps he's feeling
a little like Jesus, hoping that the Jews don't do
their worst and preparing himself for more
evidence of their disappointing behavior."
I wonder what kind of Cuervo the $300M man was drinking while driving?
Rick in Kentucky
with 3 crimes, not 5
Prosecutors charged Gibson with DUI, having an
elevated blood-alcohol level
and an open container of liquor in his car when
he was pulled over in Malibu last week.
Hmmm, I guess it's no surprise that the super-rich
get special treatment.
After all, the vulgar Pigboy should be in jail
for a bunch of crimes.
If you're not Mel Gibson and you
drive 85 in a 40, you get charged with reckless driving.
If you're not Mel Gibson and you
try to leave during a stop, you get charged with resisting arrest.
so rich I got a
cut from Bush!"
a leg up on your political enemies...
It took me three days to clear out the first
floor. The only people in town were doing the
same sorta thing. I cut-up downed trees in my
parents' yard for something like a week.
People helped each other. One day, I saw a sleek,
smallish corporate-looking jet circling.
I figured it was Heckuvajob Georgie, and started
gesticulating wildly, screaming
who heard me looked at me
like I was crazy, I yelled "BUSH!! BUSH!!" and
pointed at the jet. They joined in,
screaming at the jet and yelling "FUCKYOUFUCKYOU",
at the jet. Then the jet
peeled off, and everyone went back to work.
Subject: CO2 is a pollutant
If marijuana is an illegal, controlled substance,
then God is a drug dealer.
Subject: your mideast argument
I think there are some points worth addressing
in your current conflict argument.
If someone brings a missile launcher to your
apt building YOU get the F out.
O.K. you have got that point all day.
No, the crazies refuse to conceed that point.
Survival is for cowards, haven't you heard?
The town of Qana was ruthlessly bombed under the
claim that missiles came from that apartment.
The red cross was there and said no missiles
came from there. Are they just a bunch of anti-semites too?
I have no opinion.
Some people say there were missles, some people
say there weren't.
Who can we trust to tell the truth over there?
I was greatly disappointed to see you say that
respected journalist Robert Fisk was 'like Mel'
inferring that anti-semitism caused him to report
some untruth to merely slander the poor Jews.
His bias is clear - that's part of the problem.
Who can we trust to tell the truth over there?
Did you read Rachel Corrie's diary when it was
Was she just an anti-semite? She
was run over by a military bulldozer.
Do not lay down in front of a bulldozer or a train or become a human
The "president" will have you killed, rather than call off his bloody
and profitable attack.
Apparently, the Israeli government feels the same way about protestors
in front of tanks.
That's one difference between our president and a Chinese tank commander.
In China, when that man stood in front of the tank in Tienneman
Square, the tank stopped.
In America and apparently, Israel, the "tank" keeps coming and crushes
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by Helen Thomas
The political fate of Joe Lieberman (R-Kissyface)
is on the line Tuesday in an election that has
become a referendum on Bush's war. Lieberman,
an all-out supporter of Bush's Quagmire, is
being challenged by an anti-war political novice
who is giving Lieberman a run for his political life...
I hope there is a grand awakening for the senator
when he learns that voters do care why we got
into the war and, better still, how we can get
"Kiss me, Georgie, right on the lips!"
Joe, don't worry.
After CT voters fire your Bush-loving ass, you can get a job with the
Subject: Friday's breast picture
The picture is a child of Qana.
On the one hand you say "Tough luck.
They should have moved away from the rockets."
And on the other hand you use a picture of one
of the victims as an example of "shocking [and] horrifying."
I hope you don't take this letter as a personal
It wasn't meant that way.
The fact that you had to worsen my position down to "Tough luck,"
means my stated position isn't bad enough to cause the outrage you
It angers some people that I don't share their bias.
loss could be hueueueueuege
America's history could change if an upset happens
The passion and energy fueling the antiwar challenge
to Joe Kissyface could signal a power shift
inside the Democratic Party that could reshape
the politics of national security and dramatically
alter the battle for the party's 2008 presidential
nomination, according to strategists in both political parties.
I agree 100 percent.
A victory Lamont on Tuesday would confirm the
growing strength of the grass-roots and Internet activists
who first emerged in Howard Dean's presidential
campaign. Driven by intense anger at Bush and fierce
opposition to the Iraq war, they are on the brink
of claiming their most significant political triumph,
one that will reverberate far beyond the borders
here if Lieberman loses.
Once again, exactly right.
An upset by Lamont would affect her,
who like Lieberman supported giving Bush authority to wage
the Iraq war, and could excite interest in a
comeback by rightful-president Al Gore, who warned in 2002
that the war could be a grave strategic error.
For at least the next year, any Democrat hoping to play on
the 2008 stage would need to reckon with the
implications of Lieberman's repudiation.
Exact-a-mundo, and bet that she,
unlike Bush, has an exit strategery already in place.
Even Kissyface backers are now expecting this
Two public polls in the past three days show
Lamont with a lead of at least 10 percentage points.
You can retire with Bush's love, and turn full-out Republican.
Also, if Kissyface somehow wins this primary, wouldn't that be the end
and no-paper-trail electronic voting? If Kissyface's own people
expect him to lose by
10 or more points, how can the BFEE engineer an electronic upset for
If Lamont wins, it's immediate problems for Bush and the war-loving
It would also embolden pink-tutu, bean-eating, nancyboy, surrender-monkey
to finally stand the F up and tell Bush and Rove that they're thru
being their bitches.
Wouldn't that be great
And it all happens TUESDAY night.
Let's get ready to rumble.
Santorum by SIX
The latest poll shows Democratic challenger Bob
Casey with a slight lead over
Republican sex freak Rick Santorum in their hotly
contested Senate race.
The poll found 45 percent of the voters questioned
39 percent supported the sex freak, the No. 3
"I didn't leave my base, my base left me!"
Subject: stop being a Jag
Bart, your logic on the Lebanese civilians is
Moving away from danger is skewed thinking?
So, if a belligerent regional power says
"Hey, we're gonna destroy the area around your
home, and maybe most of the
infrastructure in your country.", then it's the
fault of the civilians when they die
because they didn't flee far and fast enough?
Why did you ask ME the question if you were going
to supply my answer?
Now explain to me how a woman walking in a bad
neighborhood at night deserved to get raped.
a woman is told a rapist just escaped prison and he's in her area,
*I* think it's a bad idea for her to sunbathe
topless in the front yard.
Or will you argue she has earned
the right to sunbathe nude?.
I think your opinion on this matter came about
after a bottle of Chinaco
and a long discussion with a tumbleweed in your
Jim in Illinois
Sober or not, being aware of danger is always
a good idea.
You're free to disagree with that.
Print out this wpe-card.pdf
then cut them up.
Or print out this one,
by a SMSgt, USAF (Ret.)
bought a WPE shirt, it might save you
a lot of trouble to download that PDF
or the SMSgt card and print out 2-3 pages and cut them into
Saves time, and sane Americans who stop you on the street will thank
you for it.
Subject: my WPE shirt
Dude, only one bottle of tequila, ...and ...Cuervo?
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There were no rockets fired from Qana, Bart.
I know, the smart guy that you are.
Have not started listening, to the liars. You
know, the ones who
have been lying to us for years - the mainstream
A rare miss for Perkel
Marc, you're normally dead-on nails with your
but you've slammed the hammer on your thumb here.
Had Hezbollah not come across the border and kill/kidnap
the rest of Lebanon -- that Israel was playing
mighty nice with
-- wouldn't be under a constant blitz.
Israel respected Lebanon's right to exist.
It was Lebanon, i.e. Hezbollah, that doesn't
respect Israel's right to exist.
Israel says Qana fired rockets, so they took out the launcher.
Others say there were no rockets fired from there.
Who knows the truth?
Israel says their border soldiers were kidnapped.
Anti-Israelis say they were caught on the Lebanon side - fair game.
Who knows the truth?
Every letter I get is from someone certain they have a monopoly
on the truth.
They are so convinced, so adamant that their version
is the correct one.
Anyone who disagree is not mistaken, no - we can't have that.
They are "criminals" who "enjoy murdering the little children."
Robert Fisk is biased against Israel, Christiane Amanpour is biased
Both sides in this fight cite them as experts who wouldn't distort
Who knows the truth?
Dan writes and says, "Having factx helps,"
as if *I* have been lying.
People need to learn that sending me some link is NOT proof that they're
There are no facts coming from this war.
It's all spin.
Do you see why it's a mistake to even try to get into this?
Even if we could get hard facts, people aren't going to change
Moral of the story?
Faith in the never-existed ghosts kills your kids.
People would rather watch their kids die than embrace logic.
Who is "Muscles"
...and why isn't Bill Bennett wearing pants?
A source claiming first-hand information now
reports that Casino Bill's other vice runs
to the exotic -- liasons with a very buff Las
Vegas dominatrix. According to our source,
national-press reporters have interviewed the
"beautiful domme muse mistress," but have
been reluctant to publish the story to date.
This is a link to the website of Mistress Lee,
the dominatrix in question.
She certainly looks strong enough to give Bill
Bennett a good spanking.
Her website says, "I Live/Play on a level reserved
those of means." twisted
Bush Blew a Guy
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
The Catholics don't have one, not really.
The Methodists don't have one.
The Lutherans don't have one.
The crazy fundies don't even have one.
Instead of moving the entire population to Oklahoma (that would
why can't they just move and spread themselves out in America's fifty
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Watch for it on HBO this month
When Spike Lee saw the first images of floating
bodies and of desperate people, mostly black,
stranded on rooftops, he quickly realized he
was witnessing a major historical moment. As those
moments kept coming, he spent almost a year capturing
the hurricane's sorrowful consequences
for a four-hour documentary, "When the Levees
Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts," to be
shown on HBO this month...Mr. Lee's reputation
helped get his camera crew into the city's
water-soaked homes, he said. It allowed him to
stretch out a complex story, with themes of race,
class and politics that, he said, have too often
been sensationalized or rendered in sound bites.
He received permission, for example, from Kimberly
Polk to film the funeral of her 5-year-old
daughter, Sarena Polk, swept away when the waters
ravaged the Lower Ninth Ward.
"She came to me in a dream," Ms. Polk says in
the film. "She said, 'Mama, I'm falling.'
Where was George "I don't like black people" Bush
those five days?
me, Pickles - I'm a gee-tar player!
By the way, those darkies can swim, right?"
Subject: Freedom fries
I'll bet cash money that the people that changed
the "patriotically" renamed Freedom Fries
back to french fries are blue collar workers
in D.C. who knew no one would call them on
that change in the disfavored Bush trainwreck
I don't want an inquiry into who did it,
I want to know who didn't ridicule the idiots
who started it.
Once again, the cowardly Democrats let the GOP set the tone.
They should be rubbing their face in the fact that France was right,
They're too afraid to stand up and tell the truth.
Maybe the Lamont win will slap them back to their senses?
fired by his own team
Cycle-boy had synthetic testosterone
Floyd Landis was fired by his team and
the Tour de France no longer considered him
its champion after his second doping sample tested
positive for not-natural testosterone,
indicating that it came from an outside source.
''The 'B' sample of Floyd Landis' urine confirms
testosterone was taken in an exogenous way,''
Pierre Bordry, of the anti-doping council. The
lab said the test was ''foolproof.''
The anti-doping council?
Who'd want to work for them? :)
Also, could the senate Democrats borrow some of
that synthetic testosterone?
Karl Rove stole theirs and they're currently
Mr Rove, stop scaring us!"
Subject: Dems weak on terror
The Republicans say that the Democrats are weak
Perhaps they are right.
Democrats have never terrified me that way Republicans
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Clinton's Lieberman visit was widely viewed as
the watershed event in that senate race.
The support of Bill, who still commands the loyalty
and admiration of millions of Americans,
it was thought, (?)
would give Lieberman the jolt he needed
to pull away from Ned Lamont.
Yet the latest poll, taken after Clinton, shows
Lieberman falling far behind.
If Lamont wins, will mention Clinton's failure
to change the electoral dynamic.
I'm not convinced those articles will be accurate.
I think it's entirely possible that Bill Clinton
did make a difference in the race.
In favor of Ned Lamont.
I didn't read any further, this may've been a slam against our best
But I know Bill's sharp enough to serve his ice-cold revenge while
making Kissyface smile.
Nobody plays political poker better than her husband..
Saw it on thepeskyfly.blogspot.com
Subject: stickers I've seen this
week in the SF Bay area
W. Bush is a Lying Sack of Shit
White House: Home of the Whopper...Over 1,000,000,000 Told
don't have a democracy, we have an auction
Also Bart, I love my WPE shirt.
Keep on keepin' things stirred up.
Brent D in San Anselmo
the Palms, Sept 16
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