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"Cheney's comments about the election were
ugly and frightening. They show
that he and his party will stop at nothing.
Cheney and his crowd are all for free
and open elections - as long as they
turn out their way. They are all for free speech
- provided it supports the administration.
They are all for the rule of law - as long as
the law does not prevent them from doing
whatever they want to do. When elections,
speeches or laws are inconvenient, he
does not hesitate to declare that they are
helping the terrorists. I can think
of no graver offense against our democracy."
-- Ted Kennedy, finding the courage
to speak out against the murderous thugs Link
Leaders Fault Bush on War
by Robert Parry
Amid the political and diplomatic fallout from
Israel's faltering invasion of Lebanon, some Israeli
officials are privately blaming President George
W. Bush for egging Prime Minister Ehud Olmert
into the ill-conceived military adventure against
the Hezbollah militia in south Lebanon.
Bush conveyed his strong personal support for
the military offensive during a White House meeting
with Olmert on May 23, according to sources familiar
with the thinking of senior Israeli leaders.
Olmert, who like Bush lacks direct wartime experience,
agreed that a dose of military force against
Hezbollah might damage the guerrilla group's
influence in Lebanon and intimidate its allies, Iran and
Syria, countries that Bush has identified as
the chief obstacles to U.S. interests in the Middle East.
Bush seems to be doing everything he can to build a bigger, meaner Iraq.
Remember, Iranian terrorists put Poppy Bush in the White House.
There's be no Bush Family Evil Empire without the Iranian terrorists
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
James Baker to rehab Monkey's Quagmire
Besides Baker, the bipartisan task force is co-chaired
by Lee Hamilton, (R-Whitewash).
Baker and Whitewash Hamilton recruited a handjob
task force, evenly split between
Republicans who worship Bush and Democrats on
the BFEE payroll. The Republicans
Sandra Day O'Connor, Alan Simpson and Edwin Meese.
The Democrats include
Vernon Jordan, the lawyer who agreed with baker
than Kerry would ask no questions
of Der Monkey in those lost-before-he-started
2004 presidential debates.
Vernon Jordan makes me sick.
After he and Baker agreed that Bush wouldn't
have to answer any questions besides the
silly puff questions from the adoring press,
they had drinks and laughs - at America's expense.
Or, maybe he was under orders from Kerry to agree
to every Baker demand.
Either way, the election was sealed when Vernon
Jordan agreed to the fixed debates.
Subject: Mentos and Gatorade?
They were going to blow up planes with Mentos
If that much power can be developed from such
innocuous and readily available
substances I think we have just found the solution
to our dependence on foreign oil.
Excuse me, I'm off to the nearest 7-11.
We have 139,000 soldiers in Iraq.
On This Whore with Judas Maximus,
McCain said we only have 7,000 in Baghdad.
You figure we have 2-4,000 in the smaller cities
leaving about 120,000 unaccounted for.
If the unaccounted for 120,000 soldiers aren't guaring the pipeline,
where are they?
They damn sure aren't securing the borders.
Where else can they be BUT guarding Bush's precious
pipeline that's stealing the oil?
If Bush isn't stealing the oil, why not shut down
the refineries and the piplelines
and use the entire 139,000 to finally
gain control of Iraq and it's borders?
What else could explain the insanity of sending 139,000 soldiers there
and only using 7,000 to attempt (and fail) to control the biggest city?
to 2.5M barrels per day.
a barrel, that's $187,000,000
Why doesn't somebody ask about
The troop positioning seems to prove the oil
is all that matters to them.
What else could explain "stay the course"
for this ongoing disaster?
makes the world go 'round..."
How does Ann Coulter
sell so many books?
Subject: "highly regarded Dick"
Bart, I am in no way defending this Dick. However,
I have to ask you this question...have you ever
been to N.H.?
I am not surprised by some of the adjectives used
here for Hillary.
She is not going to win these people over. They
know what they know and nothing is going to change it for them.
So maybe Dick is a dick, but I think 3/4's of
what he lists here are probably actual quotes.
My guess is all those quotes were accurate, but that wasn't
I could interview Christopher Hitchens and then say, "Reporters at
described Mother Teresa as, 'that dirty whore'
'The Ghoul of Calcutta.' "
The man was described as "a pollster," to give him credibility, but
he jettisoned that
credibility when he hand-picked some folks, then hand-picked some of
pretending that he has "the scoop" on what "the people" think about
Sad to say, but most people are more stupid even than Ol' Bart.
They read a fake story like that,
then they read a fake poll over at dailykos.com, maybe catch
some Rush or Hannity or O'Reilly,
then they feel like they are "armed with the facts" that her
Satanic ass is polling at near zero.
So, it's time to ditch the 25-point front-runner and give ...Tim Kaine
This Jon Stewart clip is
damn funny for 4 minutes,
but they suddenly stopped laughing
when the point was brought home.
Take the time - it's 4 minutes.
by Lisa Myers (R-Slut) so it could all be a lie
U.S. and British authorities had a significant
disagreement over when to move in on the
suspects in the alleged plot to bring down trans-Atlantic
airliners bound for the United States.
British police were planning to continue to run
surveillance for at least another week to try to
obtain more evidence, while American officials,
reeling from the Lamont emergency, pressured
them to arrest the suspects sooner.
In contrast to previous reports, the official
suggested an attack was not imminent, saying the
suspects had not yet purchased any airline
tickets. Even worse, some had no passports,
so they weren't going anywhere - at least no
"imminent" travel was possible.
Bush and Rove had to get Lamont OUT of the headlines, so they pulled
this scary stunt.
The Brits will get LESS intelligence from this operation because King
Goerge put his
political fortune ahead of the safety of both countries.
I believe he has broken the vow to "protect and defend the United States
to the best of his ability." I think he should be impeached for that
- am I alone?
Plus this from waynemadsenreport.com
The London terror plan was "known" last Sunday
by British and American authorities,
according to the Indian press. American Airlines
flight 109 from London to Boston
boarded a family of five, however, after the
plane left Heathrow authorities determined
that the father appeared on a British suspect
list drawn up after the 7/7 London transit
attacks. At first, the pilot was instructed
to fly all the way to Boston where U.S.
authorities could claim credit for apprehending
However, the pilot, fearing for the safety of
his passengers and crew, refused and quickly
returned to Heathrow without informing the passengers.
Once on the ground, it was
discovered that the male had in his carry-on
baggage the type of combination liquid
explosive and electronic device now being hyped
by the British and American media.
This is all politics to those dirty bastards.
Too bad the Democrats can't find any fault with these crooks.
"Bush is our hero... and that's not going to change."
Bart, You conveniently forget UNSCOM, Ritter and
91-98 rotorooter, proctology exam
of SoDamnInsane's weapons programs and the later
UN testimony of IAEA Director
General Elbaradei and finally Hans Blix, all
of whom were shouting from the roof tops
that Saddam had no WMD. Political posturing
and CYA by dems in particular is blaring.
Chris in Nevada
Dude, you're in Nevada - do you gamble?
You're acting brave because there's no price
to pay when you're wrong.
I'll bet blindly (cause I don't have time to look it up) that you are
Did Ritter, Elbarandei and Blix say, "We're
so certain Saddam has no WMDs
and no delivery systems for them that we'd
bet our family's lives on that?"
Or did they say, "We're unable to locate or
substantiate any WMDs ...so far?"
I remember them asking for "more time" to inspect.
Why would they need more time after they'd concluded there were
A great thing about gambling is once you lose your money, that lesson
People are much less likely to pop off with "guarantees" when someone
"Are you willing to back up that guarantee
with some cash?"
Your "You conveniently forget" came
off as a taunt.
If you were that brave in Vegas, I'd take your
Subject: Wes Clark
Bart, Wes Clark = Waco!!
Mike, you have no idea what you're talking about.
In 1993, Clark's Commander in Chief called him and said,
"General, the FBI wants a tank. I order you
to loan them one."
Clark said, "Yes Sir," and that
was his involvement in Waco.
<Bart does a shot>
Why does our side keep spreading falsehoods about our most electable
Why do Democrats have such a hueueuege suicide complex?
"Lieberman is not only running as the de facto
Republican in the race, he's running
as the worst sort of Republican, going
on the trail claiming that any serious questioning
of our policy in Iraq is a victory
for the terrorists. With Lamont, those guys might have
blown up the plane. Leaving Iraq is
a win for the terrorists. That was after Wednesday
when Joe pledged to save the Democratic
party from extremists."
--Josh Marshall, tbogg.blogspot.com
Subject: Her: Bart I used to
The Clintons are adept at clearing the playing
field of any viable competition to Hillary.
That's called "politics."
They are good at it.
Don't hate them for being winners - they're on our side.
They are completely entangled in their political
alliances in order to keep their
lovely inebriated state of wealth and privilege
afloat. For their own necessity,
they are hogging the playing field and keeping
fresh talent and ideas from emerging.
You're saying they were born into riches and privilege?
Or did they work their way up from extreme poverty to become the best?
So, the pickings are naturally pretty slim, but
I'd put my vote on anyone except her
if I could vote in the Democratic primary. However,
I think she will be her own
impediment to winning the presidency and maybe
even the primary. To move to
the future requires change and sticking with
Hillary who is a relic of the dysfunctional
Democratic machine is not going to get us there,
in my opinion.
Let's all hop on the Kucinich bandwagon right now.
(I don't hate Dennis, he just polls at 1 percent)
You and other bloggers have tremendous
political clout. Without your support of Hillary,
she wouldn't have the power to get out of bed
in the morning. She would just be another
lobbyist parading as a senator. The Internet
support is the thread that keeps her hanging on.
As far as I know, this is the ONLY site that doesn't hate
her f-ing guts.
What other site tells you the facts - that she's 25 points ahead of
Many Dem sites, some of the biggest ones, are telling outright lies
Anyway, I'm not going to persuade you to change
your mind about the Clintons,
but I wish you would reconsider having them bronzed
-- they would make lovely monuments.
Thanks for "listening" and all the best to you,
Cute line about the bronzing,
but I'm tired of Bush's wars and crimes so *I* want change.
Reason to Impeach
Keith Olbermann shows how every
time Bush gets caught
or something embarrassing happens to him, they
fake a terror alert.
...and the Democrats just take it - again and again.
When Clinton hit Saddam, a legitimate military strike, they screamed,
"Wag the dog! He's trying to cover-up Monica!"
But when Bush pulls his anti-Lamont stunt, they're all as quiet as they
"Bush is our hero... and that's not going to change."
I am so goddamn tired of the scared-bunny Democrats rolling over so
this crooked president
can invade, murder, steal and throw away our constitution and the right
to have our votes counted..
How did I get in such a spineless party?
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"That may be the way Cheney sees it...but I
don't see it that way,
and I don't think most Americans
see it that way."
--Former Homeland Sec
Chief Tom Ridge, on Dick Cheney's claim
Lamont's victory would encourage 'al Qaeda types', thinkprogress.org
Will Drop Out
Does Lawrence O'Donnell read bartcop.com?
Lieberman came within four points of Lamont by
climbing up on the shoulders of Bill and Her.
Now, both Clintons and everyone else in the Party
are carrying Lamont on their shoulders.
In September, Clinton will be onstage hugging
his new best friend in Lamont commercials.
(Cheap shot, O'Donnell - like Bill should shun
the Demo nominee?)
The Clinton and Dodd defections will cost Kissyface
If Cheney continues to say nice things about
Lieberman, it'll cost him another ten points.
And Lieberman campaigning alone, all alone, will
look very bitter.
Voters aren't drawn to bitter.
Subject: Franken vs Her
Too bad that Al Franken didn't stay in New York
to run against Hillary.
There's not a lot of flags being burned in Manhttan.
Guess that our senator is out of touch with her
constituents (like Lieberman).
Cheryl T in New York
Cheryl, do you reject my "innoculation" theory?
Or are you not familiar with it?
In the summer of 2008, the GOP will try to paint Hillary as being 100
times more lefty
radical than Jane Fonda ever was. They'll claim she never once supported
ultra-leftist, Code Pink, anti-family hokum legislation and many other
When they do, Hillary will point out that she voted for the war, she
put her name on that
nutty-ass flag burning amendment, she proposed age limits on super-violent
and whatever else she has in her war chest. She's solving problems
before they happen.
Because she's smart. That's what smart people do.
You don't wait until after you step into a hole and break your
She's got a flashlight to prevent stepping in the hole in the first
Other Democrats aren't 1/3 as smart as the Bill-and-Her team.
She's going to be president and kick the petrol-fascists back to Texas.
...if she can survive the Democratic knives in her back.
The more I know, the more I like this guy
"My God, here we have a terrorist threat against
hearth and home and the very first thing
that comes out of their mind is how can we turn
this to partisan advantage. I find that offensive,"
Lamont said in an interview Sunday with The Whore
Cheney suggested that Lamont's victory might encourage
"the al-Qaida types."
Lamont said Lieberman's swipe at his candidacy
"sounded an awful lot" like Cheney.
"It surprised me," he said. "It seemed almost
orchestrated. It's sort of demeaning to the
people of Connecticut. ... I thought Kissyface
and the heartless Dick were both wrong
to use that attack (strategy) on the voters of
Kamp Kissyface shot back.
"All Joe did was point out an important difference
between the Bush approach to
national security and the Democrat's approach,
which is what campaigns are all about,"
said Lieberman spokesman Dan Gerstein.
Yeah, Dude - we know.
That's why your guy lost - he sided with the losers and
his own party.
Subject: Del Castillo in Lexington,
My wife and I saw Del Castillo in Lexington, MI
It was the first exposure to the group for both
We really enjoyed the show and we have invited
some friends to go see them with us on Saturday.
I really enjoyed the guitar playing.
I can't tell you what they played except they
closed with Solito Lindo(sic?)
They did say that they were moving to Lexington
as it was the ultimate place.
(I told you this is a very nice place to be in
July and August.)
My wife and I returned last night to see Del
Castillo's second show.
We met 3 friends there. The crowd was about
3 times as large as last night.
Mark and Rick were much more energetic as well.
They closed with a rousing medley that included
Rick and Mark
dueling it out, both with guitars behind their
Thanks for the tip.
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Outrage over Bush's 'fascist' remarks
Bush said: "It was a stark reminder this nation
is at war with Islamic fascists
who will use any means to destroy those of us
who love freedom, to hurt our nation."
Describing Bush's remarks as "ill-conceived" and
"inappropriate", expatriates from Britain,
India and Pakistan said some stores in Riyadh
had already withdrawn American products
from their shelves in response to the US' anti-Islam
campaign. "By linking Islam with fascism,
Bush is stoking the fire of hatred against his
country and his people, besides further expanding
the recruitment pool of extremists," said the
One British expatriate told Arab News that Bush's
remarks were racist.
"Would the term fascist also apply to the members
of other communities?
We never speak of Christian fascists or Jewish
fascists. On what ground
has the US president used the term with reference
to Muslims?" he asked.
Subject: WPE in LA Times
Saw this on the L.A. Times website this morning.
Pat in Kapolei
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Subject: The Nancy Grace WMD
We've been through this before, but have you yet
found any press link for this
secret-cia-guarantee briefing. Are you
sure you didn't dream it? Maybe in the
same dream in which you saw Hilary actually winning
the Dem primary?
Last time I asked you for a link you told me to
go to google. I don't find anything like it when I google.
Of course, I don't claim to be a great googler.
But, the thing is, I don't remember anything like a
"guarantee briefing" being reported in the press
at the time. And I was watching pretty closely.
I'd like to see a link to prove that this "guarantee
briefing" isn't the creation of your imagination.
I'm not saying that you made it up on purpose.
I expect it's just a matter of interpretation.
You read about a briefing once, probably a long
time ago. You think Hilary is the Dem's best hope.
You want to explain her otherwise inexplicable
Iraq Attack vote. You dimly recall the report of a cia briefing.
In your mind it becomes a "Nancy Grace guarantee"
rendering any opposition to the UOF treasonous.
Thus, Hilary was right to vote yes. Case
closed. I'd just like to know a little more about this briefing,
since it has become so important to your political
outlook. So can you give us a link?
Neal in Batavia
Neal, you're going about this the wrong way.
What you're supposed to do is say, "I
got $200 that says you made it up."
That way, I'd make $200 and you'd learn not to
make ignorant bets.
Until a price is attached to your recklessness,
you'll continue to act that way.
It's a mistake to google for "guarantee briefing."
I hope I didn't use those words because *I* don't
know what was said at the meeting.
But whatever was said, whatever "proof" was shown, it was enough to
make them vote
to give Bush the power to wage was IF NECESSARY, which it obviously
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
output up to 2.5M barrels per day
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
"Joe Lieberman would sell his mother to Iran's
Ahmahanjob if it would guarantee him
six more years. It's not about partisanship
or ideological purges. It's about the inability
to know when you are not wanted. When
you have been rejected. So take a hint, Joe.
Then take a walk."
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Subject: British terror plot
Something in this story doesn't add up.
These alleged suicide bombers are all British
citizens, some of them are middle-class
white kids recently converted to Islam.
I haven't seen any reports that the police found
any actual explosives or chemical precursors,
nor any modified cell phones or Ipods to
be used as detonators.
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that
most of these suspects will be released
with no more than minor charges, and it may turn
out that this was some kind of hoax
or frame-up, possibly to embarrass the police
or to expose spys and traitors within Al Queda.
Dude, I agree, why would they release any of them?
That would be admitting a mistake.
At least on this side of the ocean, our
leaders don't admit mistakes, even when it's obvious.
Plus, if Oprah has them on her show Bush would
sink deeper in the polls.
I don't think they'll release them for a loooooong
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Weeds is back, starting tonight.
It's funny as hell and shows that flower smokers
Nancy's brother Andy hates Bush's thugs as much
as any of us.
Are The Emmys next weekend?
Denis Leary should run the table.
His Rescue Me is TV's best show.
The William Shatner Roast next Sunday on the Comedy Channel.
Is that going to be killer TV or what?
Subject: Michael Moore
Bart, I thought, read, (in real time) that the
reason for the near total support for
the stance against Saddam was to give a united
front when Bush went to the UN.
Why don't I ever hear that now?
If the Dem senators believed Bush's fake "evidence,"
I think they could be forgiven for
standing by him as we sent our troops into battle.
Seems like all they need to say is:
"We had no idea Bush would be so petty, and
lie about something as important
as risking 100,000 troops for some
bullshit so he could steal billions of oil dollars.
We expected Bush to have the country's
best interests at heart when he committed
troops to battle and we were shocked
to find out he was lying the whole damn time."
What did the Playboy article say?
I assume you mean Al Franken?
Franken said something like, "The reasons to
go to war seemed authentic at the time."
I think he said he bought Colin Powell's pictures
and maps - seemed like "solid evidence" at the time."
I can't blame the Dems for standing behind the
President. I do think they should have
bailed a long time ago though. Yes.I
will vote for HER, I'll vote for whoever the DLC
decides, but I'll vote absentee because
I may upchuck if I have to vote for Kerry again.
Democrats are inept, scared and suicidal, but they're not crazy enough
send John Kerry back into battle after his cowardly performance last
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