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"I don't respect people who see things headed
in the wrong direction
and because of their membership in
the [national] culture of obedience
they keep their mouths shut."
--Salt Lake City Mayor Rocky Anderson,
Bush's startling assertion - that after 33 days
of war Hezbollah had been defeated - once again
raises questions about his ability to acknowledge
reality when things don't turn out the way he intended.
From the transcript: "Hezbollah started the crisis,
and Hezbollah suffered a defeat in this crisis. And the
reason why is, is that first, there is a new
-- there's going to be a new power in the south of Lebanon,
and that's going to be a Lebanese force with
a robust international force to help them seize control of
the country, that part of the country."
My first question: Did he really mean to say that?
from Sen. Allen
"This fellow here, over here with the yellow
shirt, macaca, or whatever his name is,
he's with my opponent," the fascist, racist
Republican told his crowd of fascist, racists.
"Macaca," a genus that includes numerous species
of monkeys found in Asia.
The man Allen was attacking was born in Virginia,
but is of Indian descent.
Allen aide John Reid said that Allen campaign
workers had nicknamed him "Mohawk"
because it seemed appropriate for Mr. Sidarth's
hair style. (He doesn't have a mohawk.)
Perhaps, Mr. Reid suggested, "Mohawk" morphed
into "macaca," which was regrettable.
Regrettable my ass.
the tape - Allen knew exactly what he was saying.
Racist bastards score points with racist voters
by being racist assholes to minorities.
He says, "Welcome
to America," to the dude who was born
right there in Virginia.
Subject: my WPE shirt
You were good to your word, it is soft - and feminine,
just what I wanted.
I will make certain that it is displayed.
Then you hadda go and add those other t-shirts
and now I want one of those, too, dammit!
Next thing you know, I'll be drinking tequila.
- under oath?
Plame's lawyer plans to use a legal precedent
that allowed Clinton to be sued while in office
to force Cheney and Rove to testify in a lawsuit
brought by Plame and her husband.
Joseph Cotchett said he will ask a federal court
to order Cheney, Libby and Rove to testify
in depositions about their role in disclosing
her classified status. The civil lawsuit accuses them
and others of conspiring to out Plame to punish
Cotchett said legal precedent for whether Cheney
and the others could claim legal immunity
in the case comes, in part, from Paula Jones'
sexual harassment case against Clinton.
boys ain't talking. If the judge rules they have to, we'll appeal
we get to Clarence, Tony, Johnny and ...whoever the others are..."
"Maybe what happened...it was some
kind of dream. I never believed things
like that could happen in the United
"Ben" Benatta, 9/11 Bush victim, cleared and
released after nearly five years in prison,
to Bush's Amerikkka, Ben
Poor bastard had the bad forture to be in the United States while the
were in their cowardly, "Bush is great, we're
his rubber stamps" phase.
Subject: GOP "logic"
Remember how after 9/11 O'Reilly, Hannity, and
Coulter blamed Clinton
because he did not catch bin Laden after the1998
If Clinton was a failure because he failed to
capture Osama after three years,
what does that make Bush and his five-year track
record of ignoring Osama?
Keep swinging that Hammer of Truth!
Damon In Detroit
Damon, I agree.
Same goes for breaking up the "liquid" plot.
If they want credit for that, they gotta take the blame for 9-11.
Ed in LA
At the Hollywood Bowl for the CSN&Y
Next to "Let's Impeach the President" and "Rockin'
in a Free World,"
this was the biggest hit of the evening. People
were coming up to me
all night with high fives and "right ons."
Good PR for Bart.
Begs to be Fired
Here's the very first sentence of the DSCC's
formal mission statement:
"Our mission is to elect more Democrats to the
United States Senate."
And yet here we have Pryor, one of the alleged
leaders in that effort, working to see
that Joe Lieberman's gut-punch to the Democratic
party is sustained and that he goes on
to defeat Ned Lamont, Connecticut's Democratic
nominee for Senate.
"Your support helps fund efforts to mobilize voters
and ensure that the playing field
is level between our candidates and well-funded
Republican candidates," it continues.
Here's an idea: How about removing anyone from
the DSCC leadership
that does not oh, I don't know, support all Democrats
running for the Senate?
Subject: Clinton haters
BC, every day, somebody bitches about the Clintons.
Today was my favorite by far:
> "They are completely entangled in their political
alliances in order
> to keep their lovely inebriated state
of wealth and privilege afloat"
On CSPAN2, I saw the AIDS conference. The panel
had Bill Gates and Bill Clinton.
Here are 2 powerful men, one is the richest man
in the world, and one has more influence and
connections than most, and they chose to use
that, money and influence, to help poor people.
They talked about all the progress that's been
made, all the countries they traveled,
all the issues they addressed, and thought, ain't
But appparently, President Clinton is worried
about his "wealth and privelege."
What a bastard!
I'll order a shirt soon.
I'm going to France in October.
A shot of Chinaco Anejo to the guy who thought up, then
built the float
that followed Kissyface wherever he went in Connecticut.
It might have cost a few hundred dollars to produce, but look at what
It shows you don't need a ton of money to get a message out.
Mostly, you just need an idea and a half ounce of sac.
(I have some better Chinaco pictures coming)
Don Imus: ...what
I had decided to do, I think...is to ban everybody...every Democrat,
of which unfortunately too many of our guests are any way.
To ban them…ahhh, from the program, for turning their back on Lieberman.
Bernard McGuirk: We'll
have to start taking phone calls from listeners, if we ban
Democratic politicians that, that bailed on Lieberman. Like Harold Ford.
Who hasn't bailed on him is the question.
Don Imus: Well,
they ALL bailed on him. But what we'll also…I mean, we have a lot
of information about - uh, and maybe we can even dig up some old footage
Chris Dodd, and a bunch of other people and uh, you know, this could get
-- fossil Don Imus announcing his new "Fascists only" guest policy,
I didn't think it was possible to have less respect for Don Imus than
I had yesterday,
but it seems like every day we get another reason to hate these fascist
Subject: Wes Clark and Waco
I love your site (wear my WPE t-shirt LOTS), and
that's why I must beg to differ....
This question of just what was the US military's
involvement at Waco is worth re-opening.
What is law enforecement supposed to do if a religiously insane handjob
outgunned and has taken hostages? What should law enforcement
do - surrender?
Remember, the reason those kids burned to death was the fire department
because Koresh was shooting armor-piercing bullets. You can't
blame Wes Clark for that.
If you want to hang someone for Waco, you should be looking at Reno
But the Republicans cleared them of any wrongdoing - so why re-open
a settled case?
I want to know if our government ordered our military
into service against American citizens.
And if so, I want to know WHO didn't have the
balls to tell their higher-ups "no!"
In addition to Koresh, an awful lot of children
died in that fiasco.
Like North Korea, like Lebanon, like Cuba, if your parent or guardian
or rulers are insane,
your life is in grave danger. Do we hang Clinton because those kids
had back luck?
In fact, I'm seeing a parallel between Israel's
ruthless attacks on Hezbollah targets
(submerged in civilians), and the ATF/FBI/???
actions at Waco.
I agree, to a point.
Those people, and you can add Dresden and Hiroshima and more to the
were in the wrong location at the wrong time. What can be done about
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!
~Long live the new flesh~
Liz in Ann Arbor
Who Cried Wolf
I sleep more soundly at night knowing that Michael
Chertoff is secretary of homeland security.
Ever since Chertoff
[decided] that there are more terrorist targets
in Indiana than in New York
or Washington, I've realized this guy could find
a terrorist plot anywhere. Watch out for the
Amish - they'll run right over you with those
buggies, and they all have pitchforks, too.
I hear they're connected to Al Qaeda through
Should you be suffering a fear shortage, consider
the news of Lieberman's defeat.
According Cheney, Lieberman's defeat helps the
The net's best advertising deal
Reach over twenty people per penny.
"Lieberman (De Facto R) today unleashed a vicious
attack on Bernie Sanders
- a longtime progressive hero.
The Lieberman campaign sent out an official email
attacking Sanders and Markos of DailyKos.
Apparently, this kind of sick smear game
is Lieberman's twisted definition of
'bringing us together to get things done.'"
--David Sirota, attacking somebody besides Hillary,
Dave, I don't mind you attacking Kissyface, but do you remember
George W. Bush?
Don't you have anything bad to say about him?
Why don't Iraqis enjoy our lovely occupation?
Bush expressed frustration that Iraqis had not
come to appreciate our sacrifices and was puzzled
as to how a recent anti-American rally in support
of Hezbollah in Baghdad could draw a huge crowd.
"I do think he was frustrated about why 10,000
heard it was 100,000] Shiites would go into
streets and demonstrate against the United States,"
said one dude..
The White House would not comment on the discussion
but a senior official warned against
drawing conclusions on what the president thinks
based on things he said to his invited guests.
Subject: you and Her
bart, you wrote:
> Sure, Hillary could've voted the "right"
way on every issue, and faded into history as a loser.
> Instead, she played the game and now she's
in a position to assume power.
and you would never say anything even close to
an excuse like that about anyone else but 'her.'
You can't say that, but I'll admit her situation is like no other.
you friends are trying to help you, bart. please
listen to some of them. any other democrat is a pink
tutu for voting 'strategically,' but somehow
she alone has a right to do it for political gain?
Biden, Lieberman, Kerry and Leahy will never be
No amount of strategery will ever
put them in the Oval Office.
if politicians succeed by voting for bad policies,
no one wins.
So, you're a Nader voter.
His goofy-ass, cutesy, bumper-sticker slogans
helped put Bush in power.
get over it. soon. please. no one should be immune
Tom, we either want to win or we don't.
It's that simple.
If she voted against the war, if she was perceived as screeching like
and marched with Cindy, they'd have an easier time portraying her as
and we'd lose our best chance at breaking the GOP stranglehold on power.
Do we want the GOP stranglehold on power broken or not?
If she doesn't break it, who will?
Are you one of those people who says, "I'd
rather lose with honor?"
I'm tired of losing.
ITMFA license plate
Glen Keenan got his shiny new personalized license
plates on Aug. 1.
The letter from the Iowa Department of Transportation
arrived a week later.
Please "voluntarily surrender" the new plates.
Within 10 days.
"I don't know what to do, but I don't think so,"
said Keenan. "It's not obscene.
I really don't understand why I wouldn't be allowed
to keep them."
Keenan tells me this is what his personalized
Iowa license plates say: ITMFA.
He directed me to itmfa.com
Subject: some thoughts about
That will make her more unelectable, not impossible,
They will have to work harder to overcome those
Why do Democrats spend time listing her negatives?
It's the GOP's job to destroy the Democratic
front-runner, not the Democrats'.
Reading this, every sentence feels like a step
away from winning.
It says "Kentucky" but I lost the name.
has good stuff.
Click on the E!
with killing bear
They say his name was Billie Joe
Bobbie Gentry, famous for the number one hit
in 1967, Ode To Billie Joe has been
charged with killing a tame bear and then making
it look as if it was a hunting trophy.
Authorities say Gentry led the bear to the Tallahatchee
Brige, where she force it to jump.
She was arraigned in federal court on a charge
of conspiracy to falsely label an animal.
Subject: BCR 96
Great show, once again.
This one had great momentum (no, I won't use
that 'other' stupid play on the word).
That bit on McCain and Leno was right on.
That sleazy weasle just digs himself deeper every
time he opens his mouth.
He did the same shit on the Daily Show, and no
matter how direct Jon was in his questions,
McCain would not answer him. Actually when
I see McCain smile these days, it makes me
think of Alistair Simm as Ebenezer Scrooge.
It's got that evil look to it. (wish I could find a photo)
Your clips of Randi were great. Same
for Mike Malloy.
That letter on Nugent and Mike's commentary couldn't
be more clear.
All the Neo Cons can do is instill fear to keep
their "following" in line.
It is sickening.
Looking forward to 97
Grego in Colo
Look here - someone heard the radio show!
Thanks for the feedback.
walks into this bar, see?
by Greg Palast
So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See? and Bush
"Whad'l''ya have, pardner?" and Osama says…
But wait a minute. I'd better shut my mouth. The
sign here in the airport says,
"Security is no joking matter." But if security's
no joking matter, why does this guy dressed in
a high-school marching band outfit tell me to
dump my Frappuccino and take off my shoes?
All I can say is, Thank the Lord the "shoe bomber"
didn't carry Semtex in his underpants.
Today's a RED and ORANGE ALERT day. How odd.
They just caught the British guys with the chemistry
But when these guys were about to blow up airliners,
the USA was on YELLOW alert.
That's a "lowered" threat notice.
Subject: more about Her
The conversation will be about Her, not about
My naive little friend - whoever
we nominate will be the victim of a million lies.
You saw what they did to Gore - and he just
You saw what they did to Kerry - and he just
Well, Hillary ain't no bandleader, and that's
the difference between winning and losing.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
output up to 2.5M barrels per day
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
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no terrorism on diverted flight
Yet the cable whores spent all day on this latest Bush
Two fighter jets were scrambled Wednesday to
escort a London-to-Washington flight
to an emergency landing in Boston after a claustrophic
woman became agitated.
Were they going to shoot this unarmed woman in her seat?
The disturbance - coming just a week after Bush
manipulated another fake terror alert
- was enough of a concern that the pilot declared
an emergency, which activated two
fighter jets to escort the plane into Logan Artport.
But the whole morning and into late afternoon,
the cable whores were screaming,
"Vaseline bomb! Armed terrorist! Had a screw-driver!
Matches! ...and a letter
from Osama, himself, were found on the terrorist"
but it was all another handjob
to make people think Bush saved us, once again,
from another devious terror plot.
Eventually, the cable whores were forced to admit,
"We made it all up - nevermind."
An airport spokesman, Phil Orlandella, previously
confirmed that the woman was carrying
Vaseline, a screw driver, matches and a note
referring to al-Qaida, but later backed off the
statement. Naccara said it was not true.
How do you back off your confirmation?
"I don't know what she had on board with her,
but we have been told she did not
have a screw driver, she did not have any liquids
such as Vaseline, and any notebook
she may have had, it did not contain an al-Qaida
reference," Naccara said.
So, just like that mini-gambling debate we've
been having - as long as there's no penalty
for screaming bad information to the country
for hours and hours, they'll do it next time, too.
A man suspected in the slaying of JonBenet
Ramsey was arrested Wednesday in Thailand.
CBS says he is a 41-year-old teacher and will
be brought back to the US this weekend.
Federal officials said the man was already being
held in Bangkok on unrelated sex charges.
Why in the Wide, Wide World of Sports did the
Ramseys refuse to talk to the cops?
Maybe this scumbag would've been arrested in
1996, but no doubt some idiot lawyer
told them not to talk to the cops so the trail
There are two reasons not to talk to the cops
about your murdered little girl:
You killed her.
You're protecting the person
who killed her.
I can't think of a Number 3,
Patsey Ramsey died June 24th.
How different things might've been had they done
the right thing a decade ago.
The murderous handjob called a press conference to say "No
comment" to most questions.
The only thing he did say was that he "loved" JonBenet's death and
that her death was "an accident."
I guess "accidents happen" when a man has his hands around the throat
of a six year old girl.
Could this guy just be a publicity seeking turd?
His wife says she was with him in Atlanta during Christmas 1996.
But, as always, the "news" outlets broadcast every rumor as a "fact."
I'm so old, I remember when America had a free press.
Overcoming Masturbation (no
5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most
dress yourself for the night so securely that
you cannot easily touch your vital parts,
and so that it would be difficult and time consuming
for you to remove those clothes.
By the time you started to remove protective
clothing you would have sufficiently
controlled your thinking that the temptation
would leave you.
I think it's simply a case of John Ramsey having
to pay a Thai sex offender to take the rap. C'mon
we're not that stupid.
Why did Patsy Ramsey write the ransom note?
Joan in MI
Joan, it was a cold case.
Why drag it back into the spotlight if you're guilty?
It may end up they were extra stupid, but not guilty.
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