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1821 - Lawless Thugs
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"Imus and his buds have called him 'chicken
wing Johnny Cochran,' called Sammy Davis Jr.
'a one-eyed lawn jockey,' called Patrick Ewing
'Mighty Joe Young.' Speaking of Gwen Ifill,
Imus said, 'Isn't the Times wonderful?
It lets the cleaning lady cover the White House.' "
Richard Goldstein, "Celebrity Bigots", villagevoice
I guess with Rush and Savage and the others spewing even worse slurs,
a slug like Imus can skate by under the radar with his racial attacks.
It just proves you can get rich by appealing to the worst in the GOP.
A federal judge in Detroit yesterday dealt Bush
a major setback, ruling for the first time
that his warrantless wiretapping program is unconstitutional
and ordering an immediate end to it.
In a 43-page decision that likely will affect
the mid-term elections, Judge Taylor ruled that Bush
was violating privacy and free speech rights,
the separation of powers, and the law passed to
govern domestic surveillance.
that liberal judge
Saying we're at war and we need information,
Bush ordered an appeal.
Bush said, "We must have the tools necessary
to protect this country in a time of war."
This is all bullshit.
What Bush wants to do is spy on people without
a record of who he's spying on.
That means Democrats. There's no other explanation
for it, unless he thinks federal
judges are secret spies for al Qaeda. The only
time the FISA court says no is when
there's no legit reason for the spying - such
as your political opponents.
Bush can spy on anyone in the world - as long
as he tells a judge who that is.
Balking at that proves this is all about Rove
blackmailing political enemies.
Bush argued that his powers are limitless and
that he can break any laws he wants
as long as he uses the old "Gotta spy on terra"
"I would say that those who herald this decision
simply do not understand the nature
of the world in which we live," Bush said.
But Monkey, that means it's legal for you to rob
banks and murder US senators?
And anyone who says that's illegal doesn't understand
the nature of the world?
You belong in prison, Monkey.
steal billions from pensions
If he's involved, a theft is taking place
Subject: Betting on Kissyface
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No -140 (5/7)
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Greg, thanks for that.
I hear from people every day who have knowledge of future events.
PA Aug 16th
New Enemies Daily
by Ivan Eland
By using the favorite neoconservative phrase,
"Islamic fascists," George W. Bush indicates
that he now shares the extremist notion that
the United States is engaged in a "World War III"
against militants within the world's one billion
Despite the U.S. disaster in Iraq and the Israeli
failure in Lebanon, Bush also seems to believe
that applications of high-tech violence, such
as targeted bombings, can succeed in this ill-defined
conflict -- although civilian casualties from
air attacks are certain to simply recruit more Islamic
extremists determined to kill Westerners.
In this guest essay, the Independent Institute's
Ivan Eland suggests that
Bush's enemy list may be expanding beyond control:
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most
important site in the Internet
"If Taylor Hicks has any skeletons whatsoever,
if God forbid, he's gay,
and if all these people in Mississippi
who voted for him are like,
"Oh my god, I voted for a queer!" It's just
too much pressure."
-- Justin Timberlake, pointlessly attacking Taylor
who can't stand Bush's
unless it's behind bars.
Subject: the Bartcop guarantee
We got the BartCop guarantee that the Ramseys
were guilty, because they "acted" guilty.
How can you be a lawyer if you misread every
sentence that hits your eyes?
Here's what I said:
> There are two reasons not to talk to the
cops about your murdered little girl:
> You killed her.
> You're protecting the person who killed
> I can't think of a Number 3, can you?
Obviously YOU can't think of a third reason or
you would've mentioned it.
Jimmy, what's it like to be wrong all
Completely different from the Nancy Grace guarantee
because… well, I forgot why it's different.
I didn't forget.
Nancy Grace wants people put to death on her
whims of suspecting guilt.
I asked a simple question that you weren't able
I forgot about that definitive proof of, they
looked like they needed hangin'.
There you go again - making up quotes and pretending
I said them.
What *I* said was things might've turned out different
if they coooperated
with the police when the trail was still hot
- you got a bitch about that, too?.
Are you really a lawyer?
Well, hold on to your hat Bart.
You'll still be able to give us your guarantee
that the Ramseys did it.
I've studied false confessions, and from what
I can see, Karr is classic.
Jimmy the Nut
Attorney at Wrong
Here is what I said about
the JonBenet case eight years ago:
The last sentence is
> The killer likely will go free unless he/she/they confess.
From the very beginning of the civil resistance
that was born out of the election fraud in Mexico,
the federal government and the PAN candidate
(armed with the noise machine that is their servile
mainstream media) have assumed a position in
which they call for "peace". They have continued
their pre-election memes of portraying AMLO and
his supporters as dangerous disruptors of our
national order, as a threat to our civil life.
Yesterday, we got a taste of the truth.
It became apparent and clear exactly which side
espouses violence and repression.
Subject: Rove, Cheney under oath
Their witchunt against Clinton will come back
and bite them in the ass.
North Arkansas jesus-land,
Nope, not gonna happen.
I'n sure because that might mean there is
In 1980, Jimmy Carter was president.
The BFEE partners in terrorist Iran were holding our embassy employees
hostage and therefore,
Jimmy Carter felt that lighting the official Chirtsmas Tree would be
undignified. He refused to do it.
Twenty six years later, George W. Bush has no such qualms, no
shred of dignity.
He's a ten year old boy, ready to jump on a Harley and play the monkey,
"Lookie me, Pickles - Vroom! Vroom! I'm a biker!"
...after sending 2603 soldiers to their deaths for a lie.
Their "best" Republican president ever is a f-ing gnat
compared to the "worst" Democratic president ever.
"There are some good people in our country
who believe we should cut and run."
-- America's insane serial killer, Link
"Bush has no policy to avoid cutting and running.
And cutting and running is
exactly what he will have to do because
the Iraq war is over, Bush lost."
I'm rich - are you?
Subject: fossil Imus
I fell asleep with MSNBC on and woke up to that
He put a picture up of JonBenet Ramsey's killer,
"God, look at him, he looks like Ned Lamont..."
Connie in Montana
Why I Hate
by Arianna "I hate them all" Huffington
The Democratic Party was pretty loyal to Bill
Clinton in his hour of need.
Had it not been, it's not likely he would have
finished his second term.
I don't remember it that way.
I remember every elected Democrat and TV pundit
in 1998 agreeing that Clinton was, indeed,
a dirty scumbag, but that his scumbaggery was
juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust shy of impeachable.
I also remember Democrats losing power in 1994
when they failed to be loyal to Clinton.
I also remember Sam Nunn's "Over
my dead body" threats as Clinton took
I also remember Pat Moynihan screaming "Bastard"
at Clinton for welfare reform.
If they sold stock in Democratic disloyalty,
I'd take out a second mortgage on Casa de Bart.
Oh, and don't forget this:
The net's best advertising deal
Reach over twenty people per penny.
"Leaving before we complete our mission would
create a terrorist state in the
Middle East, a country with huge oil
reserves that the terrorist network would
be willing to use against those of
us who believe in freedom.."
-- Dubya, explaining why he stole Iraq's oil, Link
Bush's Poodle helped, too
Nine days on, nobody has been charged with any
crime. For there to be no clear evidence yet
on something that was "imminent" and would bring
"mass murder on an unbelievable scale" is,
to say the least, peculiar. A 24th person, arrested
amid much fanfare on Tuesday, was quietly
released without charge the following day...None
of the alleged terrorists had made a bomb.
None had bought a plane ticket. Many did not
have passports. It could be pretty difficult to
convince a jury that these individuals were about
to go through with suicide bombings,
whatever they bragged about on the net.
Subject: you and Her
Bart, you're beginning to sound more and more
like the Connecticut Wankee.
After all, we're either with Hillary or we're
enablers of Republican thuggery, right?
This is about math, it's about logic, it's about percentages.
She's so far ahead of the pack, there's no clear Number Two.
has a better chance to beat the GOP.
You can't argue with that.
I'm tired of losing.
Subject: JonBenet - third reason
not to talk to police
Not an attack, but I'm surprised that you didn't
see number 3 yourself…
You don't talk to the police when you know they
are out to get you to satisfy
a DA that insists on "solving" the case regardless
of the facts. In other words,
once they decide you are the target, anything
you might tell them about another
suspect is simply discounted as an attempt to
divert suspicion. Anything you say
that casts any suspicion on you or your family
will be blown into a huge thing.
If I'm J.R. Ewing, with a smoking gun in my hand
and Cliff Barnes's dead ass is at my feet,
and his blood all over my suit, yes, it would
be a really good idea to remain silent as a stone
until Gerry Spence gets there.
But when your 6 year old daughter is found strangled
inside your locked home,
and you didn't do it and your family didn't do
it, the faster they can rule out the parents,
the faster they can look elsewhere.
I was angry with Gary Condit for the same reason.
He refused to talk to the cops, so they stayed
focused on him.
What other choice does a cop have when the family
or lover won't cooperate?
But - I can see the future.
This is going to turn into one of those fights
where nobody agrees with me.
Cheeses, it's tough being the only guy who's
Next thing you know Nancy Grace is guaranteeing
that you're guilty, a jury is so horrified
that a child is dead that they need to convict
someone, and well, you see where that goes.
Might be a good reason to cooperate with them.
Additionally, you're assuming the family had information
that would have pointed to this dude
…that hasn't been reported in the stories I've
read so far.
"Jimmy Carter's conduct is traitorous. He is
just simply a disgrace,
and he's been the most disastrous president
in the modern era of this country."
-- Rush, the vulgar heroin junkie
Butt Rush, did Carter lie 2600 soldiers into their
No, that was Bush the Murderer.
Did Carter trade Stingers missles to terrorists,
then deny it?
No, that was Reagan.
Did Carter make a secret, illegal deal with Hezbollah
to grab power?
No, that was Poppy Bush.
Did Carter have to resign the presidency in disgrace?
No, that was Nixon.
...and you say Carter was the worst?
Oh, and did Carter get busted for hillybilly heroin?
No, that was you, Pigboy.
Subject: my WPE shirt
Wearing my WPE shirt, I just returned from the
Warner Brothers lot in Burbank.
There was not ONE negative comment. There were
MANY thumbs up; many "great t-shirt"
and general smiles of commiseration that are
usually reserved for strangers who suddenly
become intimate as the result of a hideous
As I walked past Stage 16 (the enormous sound
stage set of Oceans 13) a basketball
crossed my path. I picked it up and threw it
back to George Clooney, who has had a
portable hoop installed outside the set. George
took one look at my shirt and shot me
a high five as he roared with laughter.
So - I may need another shirt in size medium for
Yes, he has lost the weight from "Syriana".
Your faithful scribe from Hollywood,
has good stuff.
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The president and Congress should spend more
time following the law and less trying to find
creative ways to break it. In the latest judical
rebuke of the Bush administration's tactics against
terrorism, a federal judge in Detroit ruled Thursday
that warrantless wiretapping of U.S. citizens
violates the Constitution and federal law. The
decision is an embarrassment for President Bush,
but it also should be a source of shame for Congress.
Subject: Kissyface vs Her
Bart, you are a strange man.
You're not the first person to tell me that.
On the one hand you pillory Lieberman for kissing
Bush and for kissing that
for which Bush stands for, yet you hold Hilary
harmless for the very same offenses.
On one hand, you're crazy.
On the other hand you think She and Kissyface are the same person.
Yes, compared to you, I'm "different."
My guess is that the name Clinton holds some charm
a charm that has since become no less than an
earworm for you,
What country did you grow up in?
...so you dare not think evil of the word 'Clinton',
lest it should understand your thoughts
and eat with an even greater avarice and vengeance
through your skull and into your brain.
Dude, you need to smoke one reeeeeeeeeal bad.
Most people I know personally who helped tube
Lieberman in Connecticut have now turned
their attention to the real focus of the battle,
the main candidate for their rightful scorn.
I'll guess - that's anybody but Bush?
That's right, Bart, as bad as Lieberman was, he
was not nearly as damaging to Democrats
past, present, or more importantly future, as
Hilary Rodham Clinton.
Been in that Wabac Machine again, have you?
I thought the rallying cry against Liberman was "The
people have spoken."
But when it comes to picking a president, the people aren't allowed
There's a word for people who refuse to let the majority rule - Republicans.
w/ sons Quentin and Teague
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)
output up to 2.5M barrels per day
times today's oil price which is going
Bush will steal every day.
You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
Bush's "Bring 'em on"
death taunt is up to...
Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween,
Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.
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I think it fits with the name of the
-- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, just back from the boy-sex capital of the Carribean
Married women with children, the "security moms"
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2002 and 2004, are taking flight this year in ways that
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