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 Wednesday   Aug 23, 2006  Vol 1824 - Evil & Stupid

Quote of the Day

"What's happened in Iraq is 
   nothing short of a miracle."
    -- Jungle Jim Inhofe, (R-Pissquik)  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Is Bush a Danger?
Marines issue draft 
Murtha very popular 
TATP or no TATP? 
Bush's sinking polls
Opposition to quagmire 
Snippy e-mail contest 
Bush errors boost Iran 
Mindy McReady & Rush 


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"Two and a half years more years in Iraq? That sound you hear is 
  another round of cigars lighting up in the Halliburton boardroom."  
     --American Family Voices,     Link


Is Bush a Clear & Present Danger?
 by Robert Parry

Faced with George W. Bush's disastrous policies in the Middle East and his adamant refusal 
to change course, the question now arises whether the President has become a "clear and present 
danger" to the security of the United States and, indirectly, to Israel.

For more than five years - even predating the 9/11 attacks - Bush has insisted on a "unilateralist" 
approach toward the world, asserting U.S. global hegemony under a strategy laid out by the 
neoconservative Project for the New American Century. In all of this, there was little room for 
compromise or negotiations with the "bad guys." It was as if the macho rhetoric of AM radio 
and Fox News had swallowed U.S. foreign policy. Real men don't talk to people who stand 
in America's way; you jail or kill them.

Note:  is the most important site on the internet


Involuntary Marine Recall
 Or, as some call it, "draft"


The U.S. Marine Corps said Tuesday it has been authorized to recall thousands of Marines 
to active duty, primarily because of a shortage of volunteers for duty in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Up to 2,500 Marines will be brought back at any one time, but there is no cap on the total number 
of Marines who may be forced back into service in the coming years as the military battles the war 
on terror. The call-ups will begin in the next several months.

Due to an outbreak of temporary sanity, this is the first time the Marines have had to use the 
involuntary recall since the early days of the Iraq combat. The Army has ordered back about 
14,000 soldiers since the start of the war.


Subject: What the Election is Really About

This election in 2006 is about denial. Are we as a nation going to face the reality that
America is heading in the wrong direction or are we going to lie to ourselves for 2 more
years and pretend that everything is just fine? If we are going to survive we are going to
have to accept that America needs a new direction. However - I'm still waiting for the
Democrats to state what they have to offer. I want to hear a message of change.
I just can't stand the lying anymore.

We are in really bad shape and we can't pretend that it's all going to just go away.
I'm looking for real courage and I'm not seeing it. If America turns it's back on reality
then reality might turn it's back on America. And that's a scary thought.

Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.


Murtha's popularity booming


Everything I said has turned out to be true," Murtha said Wednesday. "You can't win militarily.
Military leaders are now saying it publicly where they said it only privately before.  The public is
looking for a solution to this open-ended policy, which is killing kids."...On Aug. 9, Murtha appeared
at a rally for Eric Massa, a retired Navy commander who's trying to unseat Rep. Randy Kuhl.
Massa said Murtha 'couldn't speak, the applause and the standing ovation was so prolonged
and intense. He speaks the truth. He's not deterred by critics. As the failures of Bush in Iraq
have become more obvious, his credibility has significantly increased."



"I think the day is coming. I think eventually we're going to have a very
  powerful hurricane in a major metropolitan area worse than what we saw
  in Katrina and it's going to be a mega-disaster. With lots of lost lives."
     -- Max Mayfield, director of the U.S. National Hurricane Center,   Link


Subject: gay men do kiss women

Regarding a gay man kissing a woman: one might ask Ken Mehlman or Karl Rove.
Or Scott McClellan, who I actually almost miss. Which speaks volumes about my
sentiments concerning the Fox-ensconced mouthpiece of mendacity.

Your faithful scribe from Hollywood,


Karr's mother tried to kill him

 "I'm crazy as a runover dog."


John Karr's mother, Patricia Elaine Adcock "made a big round donut of kindling and put him 
in the middle of it," said George McCrary, 76. 

"She just boxed the little baby in and tried to light it," McCrary said. John's older brother Michael 
"came running in just before she got the flame to the flammable material," McCrary added. 
McCrary said that Adcock was later committed to a mental institution and is now deceased. 


Subject: Brit Airline Plot a FAKE?

Bart, I saw this on Citizens for Legitimate Government   Link

TATP or Not TATP? - That is the Question

'According to the official government story, TATP (triacetone triperoxide) was the explosive
these conspirators were planning to manufacture aboard the airliners... The peroxide and acetone
can be pre-mixed, but the acid must be added, a drop at a time, while continuously stirring it and
keeping it continuously chilled. This step of the process will take several hours, during which the
fumes given off will be substantial and quite overpowering, thus a lab-quality air evacuation system
is required... One then must let the resulting solution stand for an extended period at temperatures
above the freezing point, but definitely below 50 degrees Fahrenheit... The time required for
completion is at least 24 hours and often several days... There is neither the time, the workspace
nor the other materials required to make TATP on an airliner. The time required, the temperatures
required,  the workspace required and the need to dry the chemical prior to use preclude this
story being reasonable...'"

We might see this in the New York Whore Times or the WaHoPo
if we had a free press in this once-great country.


Subject: Hezbolah

Bart, excuse me, but wasn't it the Hezbolah that started this little "war" in the first place?
And if the civilians that were "hiding" the Hezbolah weapons in the first place got hurt,
then why is everyone saying"poor mistreated people"?

It was their own fault for helping and hiding the weapons.
The Israelis were just defending themselves.
Steve T

Steve, maybe it happened that way, maybe it didn't.
All we know for sure is that the news bastards are lying to us - all sides.

When Christiane Amonpour slants the news, I wonder who's left?


Der Monkey's sinking poll numbers


Bush's job approval rating dipped two points in the last three weeks, a new Zogby poll shows.
The numbers continue to reflect erosion in the President's political base - just 62% of Republicans 
give him positive marks for his job performance, while 38% give him negative marks. Even among 
WalMart shoppers, just 45% now give him positive job marks.

More than three out of four WalMart shoppers voted for Bush over Kerry in 2004.

It's crazy that the poorest people in America vote for tax cuts for the super rich.
Could the Democrats be any more pitiful in the political game?

Democrats can't sell $10 bills for $5.



"Pluto has lost its status as a planet. 
  But it says it will run as an independent."
     --David Letterman


Subject: my last four cents


You say that because 29 Democratic Senators voted "yes" on the Iraq Attack, it may not now 

be doubted that the super-secret lies were "slam dunk" convincing. You then assert that the 
"no" voters, therefore, irresponsibly voted against our national security by voting "no".

We're shooting in the dark because we don't know.
Hypothetically, if the evidence is 50/50, how should a senator vote?
What if the evidence is 47 percent that Saddam has WMDs and can deliver
in 45 minutes and the evidence is 53 percent that Saddam has no WMDs at all.

How should a responsible Democrat vote?


Subject: GOP goes pro-choice

Hey Christian Right, does it bother you that Bush and Cheney and the GOP
are supporting a pro-choice candidate for the senate in Connecticut? 

You know all the killing in Bush's disaster of a war in Iraq. 
You know all his neglect of the poor dying citizens of New Orleans. 
You know all the unnecessary killing that he encouraged and sponsored in Lebanon. 
You know all the suffering people that he denied stem cell research. 
You know all the poor people that he denied an increase in the minimum wage. 
You know all the people that he tried to deny Social Security protection. 
You know all the prisoners (some of them innocent) that he authorized to be tortured. 

Geez, given all this Republican compassion, I wonder what Jesus would think 
about all these so called Christians who are so hate filled?
 Boone in Royal Oak, Michigan


Subject: Helen Thomas article

Just curious Bart...why did you use Helen Thomas's name
on an article written by Steve Chapman ?


Lenny, ...because I was paid a lot of money by the evil Zionists?

I make mistakes.
I leave pieces of yesterday's fonts intact to save 4-5 steps on the next day's page.

It's hard out here for a simp.


Subject: this dem knows how to win

Bart Dude, Wisconsin has a Governor (D) who knows how to fight back against the bush clan.
Here's a link to the latest 30 sec. ad running in Metro-Milwaukee comparing his opponent to Bush.
Just thought you'd like to see how a real Dem takes the fight to those who stand with the "liar in chief."
Sussex, WI


Bush errors boost Iran
 Was that the plan all along?


The US-led "war on terror" has bolstered Iran's power and influence in the Middle East, 
especially over its neighbour and former enemy Iraq, a thinktank said today.

A report published by Chatham House said the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan had removed 
Iran's main rival regimes in the region.  Israel's conflict with the Palestinians and its invasion 
of Lebanon had also put Iran "in a position of considerable strength" in the Middle East.

Bush puts Iran in the "avis of evil" then wipes out their rivals and let's them have nukes.
Why is Bush pushing for the rapture so hard?
The crazy bastard's going to hell, anyway - why rush it, Monkey?


Subject: missing something

and it's about the tupac and notoriuos BIG murders....isnt that a mystery to end all?
crooked cops, crooked lawyers, crooked media.

Amen to that.

granted, tupac was 'shot' in LV, but supposedly by a well known gangster and sometime
associate of suge knight, both based in LA.  three months later, BIG gets killed.

want a mystery, here's one.

i've been trying to figure out why this has gotten so little attention, and can't find one,
the biggest two rappers in the world killed months apart

--help me, bartcop, you're my only hope......

b. in reno, wishing that the eight hour drive to poker in LV was only two.

The short answer is probably "racism."
If pretty blondes were fighting it would be a national sensation.
But if it's just "those people," the cops & cameras don't bother paying attention.


Worth a second look

Keith Olbermann lists TEN examples where headlines were anti-Bush
so the bastards raised the terror level and the all-white networks agreed.

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Subject: Randi Rhodes

Bart ... I'm kinda to the left of Gandhi, and I am so grateful to have Randi Rhodes.
She can fillet a neocon talking point in a heartbeat. To me the best part is that she will be
the first person to tell you not to believe her at face value any more than the right wing pundits.

She wants us to do the research, do the homework and only drink the kool-aid we make ourselves.
She challenges us to make informed decisions. I found my way to Bartcop through one of the many
doors she opened for me. Randi and Bart ... fighting the good fight for sanity and humanity!
-Pam in Chicago


Subject: Sissy-ass Democrats

I got one of those Democrats-are-on-the-GOP-team letters, so I raised him.

> Drew, why would they volunteer to lose?

For the money. Why else?
After all, when the millions pour in, are they really "losing"?
No, they're not. Just we are.

OK, assume for a moment that's true.
That makes the GOP the Globetrotters and the Dems the "Nationals."
Let's say the Globetrotters get paid triple what the "Nationals" get so why would Kennedy, Kerry,
Edwards, Boxer, Feinstein and She settle for "loser's wages" instead of "top wages?"

It makes no sense, especially when Democrats ARE the majority!

I hate to be this cynical, but why else would they throw the fight?
And, it's obvious that that's exactly what they're doing.

Be well,

Drew, the senate Democrats need some sac!
They need to read
The Democrat's goal is to "play nice" and "play fair." 
The Republican's goal is to win.


 Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2003 Halliburton Upgrade)

 Iraq oil output up to 2.5M barrels per day
 times today's oil price which is going to $100 a barrel
makes $250,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

You heard it here first.
Oil is going to $100 a barrel, then to $200

No wonder they were so eager to start a war

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2611....2613 American victims


By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.

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Opposition to quagmire breaks 60%
 A third love this quagmire since Bush does


Opposition among Americans to the war in Iraq has reached a new high, with only about 
a third of respondents saying they favor it, according to a poll released Monday.

Just 35 percent say they favor the war in Iraq; 61 percent say they oppose it -- the highest 
opposition noted in any CNN poll since the conflict began more than three years ago.
Despite the will of the people, Bush said we will continue the killing as long as he is president.

"There is too much money to be made during a world war - why would I turn that down?
One glance at the price of gasoline tells you why I started this war, so the war goes on,"
the president said. "Leaving before oil hits $100 would be a disaster," he said. 


Subject: Donahue

To quote John Prescott, Phil Donahue's show on MSNBC was 'crap'.  

Fine - but it was their highest rated show.

He was up against Mr. Bill, in the wrong type of format and was failing miserably.  

It was their highest rated show.
You must deal with that fact.

How can you say the network took him off the air because he said "there was no reason to attack Iraq."  

...because it's true?

Have you heard the guy they replaced him with?  Keith Olbermann.  I'm sure you've heard of him.  

Yes, I like Keith.

Why haven't they plucked him off the air?  
Hell, based on your logic the network would execute him for what he has said about Bush.

Dude, not sure why you and I are fighting.
The facts are the facts and neither of us can change the past.

Is your main point that there's one anti-Bush show on the American airwaves 
to balance the hundreds of rah-rah "Bush is great" wall-to-wall shows?


Rescue Me 

I can't believe regular TV can be this good.
I decided weeks ago that Rescue Me was THE best show on TV,
and every episode since then has done nothing but raise my opinion higher.

I'm saying it here, because if I said it on the radio I might have to play clips.
There were at least FIVE scenes from this one episode that were TV Hall of Fame-worthy.


Next week - season finale


Subject: Rescue Me


What did you think of the scene with Johnny's phone message to his brother Tommy?
That's one of best I've seen in a long time. I had to watch the replay.
That's some damn fine writing.

Uncle Fredrickh,

It was some of the best TV that I've ever seen - and I'm really old.


Party at the Palms, Sept 16
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 Tequila update - Info

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 so we're moving the Tequilafest back one week. 

 Just kidding.
 See you on the 14th,

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When we run out of numbers, we're full.


Mindy McReady's Pigboy problem
 She's on hillbilly heroin, too



Mindy, just use Rush's "I'm rich, so the laws don't apply" defense.


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