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Weekend-Monday   Sept 9-11, 2006  Vol 1835 - Rodeo Clown

Quote of the Day

"What would Bush and Frist think if 
   an American soldier were tried and 
  [executed] based on evidence that 
   was obtained through torture? 
      -- --Tim Grieve,    Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
'Docu-Fraud' Must Go!
Monkey's 9-11 photo-op 
Rockefeller & Bart 
Headline from 1996
Inhofe vs California 
Random Thought 
Pope: Science is bad 
I'm Tired of 9-11 
It sucks to be you 


Bush Blew a Guy


"I run this country."



Katie Couric: I know you care so much about the soldiers in Iraq. And when we told some
                        of them we had an opportunity to speak with you, almost all of them said,
                      "Would you please ask the president of the United States when can we come home?

Dubya: Mmm. And the answer is when the mission is done. When your commanders decide you can.
             You know, I get a little different response from the soldiers I meet. They've all said,
            "I'm honored to serve the country. I understand what we're doing. I'm proud to be a volunteer."
              I can't tell you how great the military is. It's such a proud group of people.

Couric: Well, Mr. President, thank you so much for your time.

Dubya: Good luck.

Couric: I'm really grateful. Thank you. Thank you.

   -- "Hard-hitting newswoman" Katie Couric fawning over Bush,Link

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ABC's 9/11 'Docu-Fraud' Must Go!
  by Brent Budowsky   Sept 9

Should ABC-TV air a docu-drama on a historical event as searing as the 9/11 attacks with
dialogue and scenes invented by screenwriters with an apparent ideological bias against the
people whose words are being made up? In this guest essay, political analyst Brent Budowsky
says minor touch-ups are not enough, the whole project must go. What do you think?

Note:  is the most important site on the internet

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Used with permission


"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else
  in the country who wants to be married is legally able..."
    --Brad Pitt, on why he's not getting married to Angelina Jolie, Link


I like Brad Pitt, but I don't think he's being honest here. If he and Angie 
don't want to get married - fine - but don't say you're avoiding marital 
happiness until "everyone" can marry because we all know that in our 
lifetime, that's not going to happen.

Mrs. Bart thinks she told him no :)

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Monkey schedules 9-11 photo-op


Der Monkey will visit Ground Zero Sunday, marking five years since the S9-11 attacks
as an election-year debate intensifies over whether he has made America safer.

Bush's approval ratings soared and his presidency was reshaped after he rallied the country
from the ruins of the World Trade Center days after the 2001 attacks by al Qaeda.

 "I'm going to steal Iraq's oil!"

But the unity forged as Americans grieved the nearly 3,000 people killed that day has
long since given way to sharp divisions over Bush's oil greed and his love of torture.

This fraudlent bastard continues to be held harmless for his bloody and deadly mistakes.
Kerry the Quitter could've used that bullhorn moment to display Bush's hypocrisy, but
apparently his loyalty to the Skull & Bones was greater than his love for his country,
so Bush continues to milk his biggest lies for political gain.  If I had been The Quitter's
campaign manager, Bush would avoid that bullhorn memory at all costs.

But no.

Kerry's cowardice paved the way for this bastard to cock-walk around New York this week.

John, you need to stay out of the 2008 race.
You've done more to help that bastard than Lieberman.

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Rockefeller: Bart was right
 Bush duped everyone on Iraq intel


After 2 1/2 years of reviewing pre-war intelligence behind closed doors, the lead Democrat
on the Intelligence Committee, Sen. John Rockefeller, who voted for the Iraq War, says Bush
pulled the wool over everyone's eyes.

"The absolute cynical manipulation, deliberately cynical manipulation, to shape public opinion and
69 percent of the people, at that time, it worked, they said 'we want to go to war,'" said Rockefeller.
"Including me. The difference is after I began to learn about some of that intelligence I went down
to the Senate floor and I said 'my vote was wrong.'"

Rockefeller says the world would be better off today if Bush never invaded Iraq - even if it means
Saddam would still be running Iraq.

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Subject: "idiot soldiers?"

I've been a loyal reader for several years and have never e-mailed
about anything, but this has gone far enough.

Soldiers in combat (I am a veteran of the first gulf war) need to believe that what they
are doing is the right thing.  Why else would they be putting their lives on the line?
They are in the line of fire daily, and desperately want to believe they are protecting
our flag, our constitution, or freedom and our way of life.

This is why that young man had the anti-peace sticker on his uniform.
Anyone who would call them idiots, has no military experience whatsoever.

These kids are fed all of the lies that this "administration" is telling their "superiors" to
give them with absolutely no opposing viewpoints at all.  I am as liberal as they come.
I am an atheist.  I am also proud to say that I am a veteran.

Please stop calling them idiots and saying they are enjoying themselves.
You have no idea what you are talking about.

Craig in Mission Viejo, CA.

Craig, I admit I have no idea what it's like to be a soldier.
But they are mocking the people trying to help them and defending the bastards
who lied to send them there without proper training or equipment.

I also admit you could be right - they they have to convince themselves of something
that isn't true in order to get thru the day.  That's a foreign concept to me.

You've asked me to see things their way - can you see things my way for a second?

It's like seeing a wreck on the highway, and stopping to see if you can help,
only to be mocked by the bloody people trapped in their damn cars.
After a while, that gets old.

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Inhofe seeks revenge on California


Inhofe's pretty ticked about California's plan to pass tough global warming legislation.
So he's trying to get revenge by jacking up fines on businesses in the state.

You see, the only two regions of the country that fit the description in Inhofe's
proposed bill are the Los Angeles basin and the San Joaquin Valley.

So, a man who's worked his entire professional career on behalf of polluters is now
punishing a small, select set of them in order to piss them off further about the progressive
environmental legislation being passed in their state. He doesn't just oppose the California
legislation, he's punishing the state for passing it.

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Subject: 'Path to 9/11' will cost ABC bigtime

There's a difference between a "fiction" and a "lie".  Fiction is a movie meant to entertain.
Thus if "The Path to 9/11" is fiction that means that ABC considers it "entertainment" to air
a falsified account of 9/11 on its 5th anniversary. Makes me wonder if people who take 9/11
seriously are going to be amused. I don't think so.

So who will be offended?
People who liked the job that President Clinton did find it extremely offensive. People who take
9/11 seriously and people who are sensitive to attempts to rewrite history will be offended.
The only people who are going to like it are the hard core Clinton haters. But a lot of their
thrill is gone because it has been widely publicized that ABC's movie is fake.

When you deeply offend a significant share of your audience, that's bad for ratings.
So ABC's fake story is going to have a price. When your viewers no longer respect you
they change the channel. I'll be watching on the Internet instead.

Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.

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Headline from 1996
 Clinton wants Senate to hurry
 with new anti-terrorism laws


Clinton urged Congress to act swiftly in developing anti-terrorism legislation before its August recess.
"We need to keep this country together right now. We need to focus on this terrorism issue," Clinton said.

But while the president pushed for quick legislation, Republican lawmakers hardened their stance
against some of the proposed anti-terrorism measures.

Sen. Orrin Hatch, (Rat Bastard) said, "These are very controversial provisions that the White House wants.
Some they're not going to get."   Hatch called Clinton's proposed study of taggants -- chemical markers in
explosives that could help track terrorists - "a phony issue."   Hatch also said he had some problems
with the president's proposals to expand wiretapping.

Clinton was fighting the GOP and fight terrorism, and he was trying to do it legally.
The GOP was more interested in attacking Clinton than Al Qaeda.

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Subject: Gatemouth Brown Death One Year Ago

Hey Bart,

Daddy died 1 year ago today (September 10, 2005).

I was listening to his last studio recordings where he rails
against the Bush Crime family and I had to chuckle!
I thank him and my mother for showing me how to rage against the machine!

You and Mike Malloy remind me of him with your passion and I love you both!
Thanks for all that you do!


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Random Thought...

Kristen Breitweiser is a Jersey Housewife who lost her husband in the WTC on 9-11.
She was on Larry King and gave one of the best interviews ever.

Larry King: Ann Coulter says you're a nasty-ass slut who wants to pose for Playboy
                     to milk all you can out of your husband's lucky death from the 9-11 tragedy.

Kristen: (Laughing) Obviously, she's never seen me in a bikini

Damn - that's almost Jesus-like in turning the other cheek.
I could never do that, but it looked classy on her.

I assume Coulter mentioned Playboy because Breitweiser is beautiful.
Coulter will never have to struggle with the option of posing for Playboy.

Kristen said they sent her her husband's arm, and some fingers that held his wedding ring.
She wears his ring - she took it off and showed it to Larry.

Next time I have a bad day, I'm going to remember how lucky I am.

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"After 9/11 the whole world supported us and we went into Afghanistan...the Afghanistan
people wanted us there. So what did we do? We sent 8 or 10 thousand, 11 thousand,
eventually 20,000 troops there and  had 150 in Iraq.  In other words, we said to Osama
we think getting rid of Saddam is seven times more important than dealing with you.
      - President Bill Clinton   Video

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Subject: gas prices

Bart, didn't gas prices start to go down right before the 2004 elections too?

Jersey Girl

They sure did, and the voters are so stupid, they think Bush is fighting for lower prices.
If the Democrats fail to take the House, gas prices will skyrocket once again.

If only we could get the Democrats to speak out!

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Joey the Rat: Science is bad


Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday warned modern societies not to let faith in science and technology
make them deaf to God's message, and suggested that Asia and Africa could teach the West about faith.

"Put simply, we are no longer able to hear God.
What is said about God strikes us as pre-scientific, no longer suited to our age."

I can see how it's The Pope's job to tell the gullible (and rapidly skrinking) flock to forget science.

It's why I left the Church when I was a little kid..

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Subject: How Much is Osama Worth to Giant Corporations?

Why hasn't bin Laden been caught?  Well, just imagine how things would be if he were caught today.
Wouldn't it be more difficult for Republicans to keep scaring Americans about terrorism?
Wouldn't it make it harder for them to claim Democrats would make the country less safe?
And even better, wouldn't it be harder for them to keep throwing away tax dollars to giant
corporations that "protect" our country by selling security products and services?

War has always been good for the economy.
Well, at least for the companies that make money off of it.
So, why should we look at the so-called "war on terrorism" any different?
It's no different than the Iraq war. The real reason for the war is so billions
and billions can be given to giant corporations to supply the soldiers and
construct buildings, road, bridges, etc in Iraq.

The war on terrorism and the war on Iraq are both just money makers for the super wealthy.
The people at the top of the American government have no desire to win either.  There's more
money to be made and winning either war would be a big loss to corporations.  As far as they're
concerned, winning is loseing.  They'd be much better off paying a fortune to protect bin Laden
or covering up his death.


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How Bush botched 9-11


Bush told Hart Rudman and the congressional proposals (there was a third from congress)
to jump in the lake - Bush said Cheney would have a go at securing our nation against a
terrorist attack when he found the time and that he(Bush) would sit in on some of the meetings
to make sure they were going well...Cheney never found the time - his terror group never
met before 911. Apparently finding ways to pay off his buddies in the oil industry with his energy
"task force" was more important to Dick Cheney than our nation's security.

When Bush announced the decision to ignore Hart Rudman and congresses efforts to push us
into acting - Bush went so far as to say that the terrorist threat, though very real, was "not immediate".
Lord only knows what idiot told Bush to add that to his statement but they did.

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Obvious fact...

I can tell you why the BFEE felt it was necessary to fabricate the 'Path to 9-11' comedy.

For a year now, since Katrina, the nation has realized what a total moron and fuck-up Bush is.
For a year, we've finally realized that they're lying to us and this 9-11 anniversary would be
our first with that realization - so they had to come up with a powerful distraction.

Think of the harm it would cause the GOP for this fifth anniversary to come around when
the whole nation knows the truth about Bush.  Remembering that 36% believe Bush was
behind the 9-11 attacks, and 65 percent believe he can't tie his f-ing shoes without help.

So they've produced this "Clinton is stupid, Bush is smart" movie.

...and the stupid people (the majority) just might fall for is.

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Subject: BCR Show 97

Your work on 97 is great.  I listened to the first half twice and am starting on my 
third round cause I am old and need to hear the thing several times for it all to sink in.

Guess that's why Bush repeats himself so much  - so us oldsters 
can understand why social security is a bad thing...hahahaha.

Your review of McLaughlin and Tony Blankly was spot on!
Interesting to hear these guys come down on Der Monkey.

Swing your hammer high!
 R the A 

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"Did you tell her I intend to kick his sorry mother fucking ass all over the Mideast?"
     -- Der Violent Monkey, when told in May 2002 that Helen Thomas was questioning the need
         to overthrow Saddam. In "Hubris: The Selling of the Iraq War,"  it reveals Bush planned to
         invade Iraq even as he was saying publicly that he hoped to avoid war,    Link

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   by Melinda Pillsbury-Foster


The storm of objections to The Path to 9/11 and related threatened law suits for a project that 
presumed to position itself as a documentary show two things. First, the truth is a slippery concept 
for anyone associated with the Neocons; reports on the content show the 'documentary' to actually 
be a carefully manufactured disinformation film that ignores facts only established after overcoming 
the full force of Neocondom. (Neocondom is the Official World of Neocons; information carefully 
covered with plastic, in case you did not know.)

Second, Liberals, at least the ones not presently serving in Congress, are still capable of ensuring
their opinion is heard. Those Democrats serving in Congress evidently are nervous about the 
content of the tapes from the NSA, probably rightly so.

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Subject: Disney liars

Why shouldn't Disney and ABC be allowed to make proper fools of themselves
with their GOP screed. Hell, it's a free country--or it was until Bush came along.

My thinking is that any quasi-documentary will be laughed into shame with that kind of slanting.
All ABC wants is to build the hype so people will watch. They have succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

Ka-ching ka-ching

Richard, I think the above 64 IQ people will be cringing
while the below 64 IQ people will be saying,
"I had no idea it was Clinton's fault."

Those idiots vote.

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Marty's Entertainment Page

always has good stuff.

Click on the E!


"Here we are 3 1/2 years into the war and we are not able to secure the road from 
  the airport to downtown Baghdad. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous. We don't want 
  to secure that road, because we don't want that war to end yet because we want to 
  bring a sense of fear to Americans... It's so sad and so pathetic." 
     -- Michael Moore,   Link

He's right.
They can't secure Iraq because those unmetered oil wells 
are making the evil invading bastards $400M a day in the chaos.

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Subject: Clay Aiken

Hey Bart!  Did you hear that Clay Aiken has been named to
Bush's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities?

I hope he can meet some great guys, you know he was busted
for exposing himself on the internet to another gay man.
Another great choice Dubya!

 Belle Star

I didn't know about Aiken getting busted,
but I know Bush has more fabulous visitors than Elton and Liza combined.

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Police chief, mayor quit in Snyder, OK
 She was 300 pounds, nude and tattooed


The police chief and the mayor resigned yesterday amid an uproar over nude photos
of the chief's 300-pound, tattooed wife that she posted on a Web site.

Dozens of residents of the town of 1,500 had demanded Police Chief Ozmun resign,
and the DA recommended an obscenity investigation, but the City Council decided
last week that the pictures were protected by the First Amendment.

"My wife is 6-foot-3 and weighs 300 pounds," said Ozmun, chief since January 2005.
"If there is somebody that thinks they can control her, have at it.
I have tried for 11 years and haven't been able to.".

ha ha

You gotta love Oprahoma.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2666....2669 American victims

THREE more Bush victims since last issue.

By Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Bush will have killed
more Americans than his old partner Osama.

Subject: Question

I assume that if Bill Clinton and Monica get time in the ABC "Docu Drama",
George Bush and his reading of My Pet Goat will  receive equal time?


No, it's a "trash Clinton" movie, so the truth will be AWOL.

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I'm tired of 9-11


I'm tired of September 11th. I'm tired of hearing about it. I'm tired of seeing news stories about it, 
and I'm tired of reading weblogs about it (which sort of makes this the pot calling the kettle black). 
In short, I'm tired of the longest news story of my life. I'm tired of patriotism, I'm tired of hearing 
phrases like "war on terrorism" or "new war" and the word "evil" bandied about with no sense of
perspective, and I'm tired of hearing about "how we've changed". I'm tired of having had my grief 
hijacked for 365 days. I'm tired of being embarrassed that I'm a citizen of a rogue state. (I'm an 
American in case that wasn't clear). I'm tired of dissenting views being called anti-American. 
I'm tired of losing respect for people who bought the party line hook and sinker. I could go on 
and on and on but yeah, you guessed it, I'm tired of ranting about September 11th as well.

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It sucks to be you! 
 AOL says "It sucks" to be Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan



AOL says it sucks to be that young, that beautiful, that rich and that famous.
Lindsay has three movies coming out this year and four next year.
And she gets how many millions for each?
And Paris, yeah, it would really suck to be her.

Envy - painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed 
            by another joined with a desire to possess the same advantage

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