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Weekend-Monday   Sept 23-25, 2006 Vol 1842 - Monkeybone

"Tears are contagious..."

Quote of the Day

"It's kind of taken our eye off 
  the ball and the hunt for Bin Laden..."
   --Bill Clinton, on Bush's war  Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
'Devil' in the Eye 
W passes Osama
Bush Fails Again 
Chavez discounts oil 
War Worsens Terror
Random Thought 
BFEE & Moonies 
Bush Shields Dad
Hayden Panettiere





"George Bush entered office "knowing" that Clinton supposedly didn't do enough 
  after the WTC attacks in 1993, eight years berfore, so why didn't Bush do something? 
  Bush "knew" in January of 2001 that supposedly Bill Clinton didn't do enough following 
  the embassy attacks in 1998, 3 years before, so why didn't Bush do something? Clinton 
  had 3 months in office following the attack on the Cole and he didn't invade Afghanistan. 
  Yet Bush had nearly nine months in office before 9-11 and he didn't invade. Why is that?" 
       -- John Aravosis,   Link

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'Devil' in the Eye of the Beholder
  by Jeff Cohen

Among those exercised about Chavez's name-calling were some of the loudest name-callers in 
American media today - including Rush Limbaugh and other rightwing talk hosts. Limbaugh tried 
to equate Chavez's remarks with the alleged Bush-bashing that comes from top U.S. Democrats. 
In case you've forgotten, it was Limbaugh who ridiculed Chelsea, then 13, as the "White House dog."

It was Limbaugh in 2001 who routinely referred to Tom Daschle as "El Diablo."  Along with "
Devil in a Blue Dress" theme music, Limbaugh would carry on at length about how Daschle 
may well be Satan in soft-spoken disguise.

Bellowed Limbaugh in July 2001: "Just yesterday, as Bush winged his way to Europe on a 
crucial mission to lead our allies into the 21st century...up pops 'El Diablo,' Tom Daschle."

Also incensed by Chavez was Joe Scarborough -- who last night played a lengthy excerpt of 
Limbaugh pontificating about the Chavez remarks. Somehow Scarborough couldn't dig up the 
tapes of Limbaugh declaring that Daschle was the devil.

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Subject: Chavez in trouble?

Do you think the devil is pissed at Chavez for comparing him to Bush?
I would be.

Damon in Detroit

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Wolf Blitzer: Let's talk about Iraq, a lot of concern that they are on the verge of a civil war.
                      We see these horrible bodies showing up, tortured, mutilation. The Shia and 
                       the Sunni, the Iranians apparently having a negative role. 

Dubya: That's the power of an enemy that is willing to kill innocent people. But there's also 
             an unbelievable will and resiliency by the Iraqi people. I like to tell people when 
             the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma...

The poor Monkey - when he tries to think - it would be funny 
if there weren't so many thousands of dead, innocent people, Link

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Subject: Bush vs Chavez

I heard on CNN this morning, that Bush got 15 seconds of applause after his speech at the UN,
and Hugo Chavez got 40 seconds of applause after his speech.

What does that say?
Gloria M

It says the world agrees with Chavez, but the American
whore press is still insisting that 15 is greater than 40.

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Bush's 'US kills' pass Osama
 The Whore AP just figure that out


Now the death toll is 9/11 times two.
Bush-caused military deaths from Iraq and Afghanistan now match those of 9-11.

The latest milestone for Bush's folly comes without commemoration. It also may come
without the precision of knowing who is the 2,973rd soldier to die for no damn reason.

Historians note that this grim accounting is not how Bush's failure is measured.

No, we can't have that.
When Somalia went bad, it WAS time to measure - and the count was 18.
When the Giggling Murderer kills 2700, it's not fair to notice the count.

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Subject: Mark Perkel on Torture; and McCain's cave-in

Mark Perkel is exactly right. This isn't America anymore.
We've seen alot besmirched, destroyed, pulverized over the last five years,
but when America institutionalizes torture, America isn't America anymore.
A very sad day, and McCain should bow in his ultimate shame.

Never thought I'd see this day. But hey. Cheer up!
Halliburton's CEO has made $100 million on Cheney's phony war.
Harry Truman stood out in the Senate for running war profiteers out of town.
Bush-Cheney has made war profiteering the ULTIMATE policy of their administration.

San Francisco

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Bush: Another Failing Grade


A scorching internal review of Bush's billion-dollar-a-year reading program says the
Education Department ignored the law and ethical standards to steer money how it wanted.

The government audit is unsparing in its view that the Reading First program has been beset
by conflicts of interest and willful mismanagement. It suggests the department broke the law
by trying to dictate which curriculum schools must use.

It also depicts a program in which review panels were stacked with people who shared the
director's views, and in which only favored publishers of reading curricula could get money.

Typical Bush.
Break the law, steal the money, lie to the people with the help of a willing whore media.
That's why the Bush's stole power in the first place - to rob the country blind.

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Subject: correction

The last Pope was shot in St. Peter's Square by a Turkish thug who was hired by the
Soviets to shut the Pope up for encouraging revolt in communist Poland (his homeland).....

It's possible your memory of those details is better than mine.

if you count the American military contractors and their American employees,
who have been killed in Iraq, the list would top 3,000.

Tampa, FL

The contractor-employee deaths could top 3,000 on their own.
You have to remember - this war is off budget.

Bush could be paying retired military men $20,000 a month to fight Iraq,
if the mercenary signed a contract that says the family will remain silent to collect his benefits.

We don't have the right to ask how our money is being spent.
It would "help the terrorists" if we knew how much Bush was stealing.

We don't have the right to ask about Bush's secret torture prisons.
It would "help the terrorists" if we knew how much Bush was torturing.

We don't have the right to ask when the next election will be because
it would "help the terrorists" if they knew when terror-fighting Bush was leaving.


The only way Bush will step down is if his successor is on the payroll.

There are too many BFEE global atrocities that could be uncovered.
They can't let Democrats take power - no matter what the cost.

Think of Exxon's $25 BILLION in profit.
Are they going to give that up?

Think of Halliburton's BILLIONS in profit.
Are they going to give that up?

They murdered 130,000 in Iraq to get richer.
Would they murder five Americans home to hide their crimes?

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Chavez to discount oil,
Bush to gouge America


Hugo Chavez visited a Harlem church Thursday and promised to more than double
the amount of discounted heating oil his country ships to needy Americans. He also
took another swipe at America's hopeless alcoholic.

A day after he called Bush "the devil" in a speech to the United Nations,
Chavez said of the president: "He's an alcoholic and a sick man."

Bush has acknowledged that he is a hopeless alcoholic, but claims God choose him.

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Subject: please explain

Bart, last issue you published:

> "...bodies found in the Bagdad morgue ofter bear signs of severe Gonzales."

Please explain.

LT, "Gonzales" (Bush's Atty Gen) is synonymous with "torture."
Gonzales told Bush it was legally OK to torture anyone he wanted, world f-ing wide.

...and right-wing Christians have no problem with that?

According to Bush, being crucified is just another, "stress position."

Bush is selling the stupid people a perverted Christ - and making a killing doing it.

     "I love my job!"

Didn't you guys see Passion of the Christ?
That's who America is now - the guys with the whips.

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Who is more stupid?

"It's absolutely painful for him. He's a genuine person. 
  He wants to reach out to the families and let them know how he feels." 
     --Beth Karlson, who lost a son in Bush's bloody quagmire,  Link

"When the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma...
     - Der Monkey  Link

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Subject: Feingold

Hi Bart,
Why doesn't anyone ever talk about Russ Feingold?
He is the only real Democrat we have.

He speaks the truth, doesn't cave to rest of the wimps in the party
and doesn't kiss Bush's ass.  Remember he voted against Iraq.

Dianne in AZ

I like Feingold, but he's not going to be president unless 
he's vice-president first and Democrats get on a 12-year roll.

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B.I.G. Reward Back on the Table
 LA cops getting serious about 9 year-old murder?


In light of the LA cop's recent decision to assign a new task force to investigate the 1997 slaying
of Notorious B.I.G., the L.A. City Council decided Friday to reinstate their $50,000 reward.

Nearly 10 years after the murder, police are thinking about taking it seriously. His family is still
pursuing its wrongful death lawsuit against the city of L.A., convinced that crooked LA cops
had a hand in the rapper's death. Biggie's relatives first filed their complaint in 2002.

The LA cops may be about to write a reeeeealy bug check to the family of the man they not 
only had a hand in murdering, but then they actively covered up the murder for nine years.

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Subject: Falwell's remark

Bart, Jerry Falwell said,

"I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate. "I hope she's the candidate, because 
nothing will energize my constituency like Hillary Clinton. If Lucifer ran, he wouldn't."

You have yet to grasp how much Republicans hate Hillary. 
That would insure Republican domination through 2012 if she ran.


Gene, maybe you're right. Maybe we should run 
someone safe and non-polarizing like Gore or Kerry.

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Subject: Re: Thanks for the donation

Hey Bart,
You're welcome, glad to help someone living in reality.
I'm hoping this fall we get to trade fresh corn and summer heat for subpoena powers.

Keep swingin' that hammer

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The BFEE, Pat Boone & The Moonies


 Excerpt: did some fun Christian Right superstars whom you'll see in this video, whose identities I
don't want to spoil for you. This in spite of Moon having raised the ire of plenty of real Christians
in America for having claimed to be the replacement for Jesus, whom he considers a big loser.

Old timers - remember that authentic picture of Pat Boone raping a shoe box?

Good thing we don't run that any more...

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Subject: I'm the torturer


Bush denies that "we" torture people.
That tells me two things.

First, it tells me that Bush is lying.
I saw the pictures from Abu Gharib.
Bush is definitely in the torture business.

Second, it tells me that the word "torture" doesn't poll well for Rove.
So if we keep calling Bush a torturer, he will have to keep denying it.
So let's do it.

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Cool video features WPE poster

Random thought...

GARLIC is good for itchy skin from ANY cause or to fight infections in
small cuts, early cold or flu symptoms or other internal bacterial or viral
infections (w/ tomato sauce), to reduce high blood pressure or to offset
circulatory problems and even toenail fungus.

It's also useful in eliminating intestinal parasites as part of a detox regimen.
It also grows almost by itself, outdoors or in, and will wake up a limp salad
with maxo nutrition (vitamins & minerals) just by cutting a stalk and dicing.

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War Worsens Terror Threat


A stark assessment of terrorism trends by American intelligence agencies has found that
Bush's quagmire has helped spawn a new generation of Islamic radicalism and that the
overall terrorist threat has grown since the Sept. 11 attacks.

The classified National Intelligence Estimate attributes a more direct role to the Iraq war in
fueling radicalism than that presented either in recent White House documents or in a report
released Wednesday by the lying House Intelligence Committee, according to several officials
who have read the final document.

The intelligence estimate represents a consensus view of the 16 disparate spy services inside
government. Titled "Trends in Global Terrorism: Implications for the United States,'' it asserts
that Islamic radicalism, rather than being in retreat, has metastasized and spread across the globe.

Bush might reply with, "As far as I'm concerned, that's not true."
He continues to live in his little fantasy world where the facts don't matter.

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Clinton Smacks Fox News


This is damn good.
It's the angriest Clinton I've ever seen.
Chris Wallace tried to get cute and Clinton made him eat it.
I tried to pull an audio excerpt but it's all too good.

Take the time, watch the Master humiliate the dirty-ass punk.

Whenever you hear some ass say, "Clinton didn't do enough to get bin Laden,"
the fastest way to shut them up is to ask him to list the steps Bush took to get bin Laden
from January 2001 to September, 2001.

They did nothing - never held a meeting, never even spoke his name.
But after 9-11, they said, "Clinton should've done more," when they did nothing.

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Subject: Clinton on FOX Whore Sunday


Big Dog made Chris Wallace his bee-yatch.  Outstanding!
Now, if we just had some CURRENT Dem officeholders with a set...

Keep hammerin'
Richard C

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Subject: BCR 97


Kudos for radio show 97.
I particularly loved the conversation with Tommy Mack.

You have great on-air chemistry and you had me laughing out loud quite a few times.
I agreed with Tommy 100 percent on everything you guys talked about - torture, 
the death penalty, guns, Hillary, and Wes Clark.

So when is he running for something??

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"I was stunned by this kind of conspiratorial view of all this. All I did was 
  ask him a question, and I think it was a legitimate news question. I was 
  surprised that he would conjure up that this was a hit job." 
      -- Chris Wallace, (R-Handjob) stunned to finf a Democrat who fights back,  Link

 According to Clinton, Wallace the whore asked him on to talk about his global warming thing
 he's doing with Pickles and Rupert Murdoch. Once the cameras started rolling, it was all,
 Why didn't you accept Osama when every nation in the world offered him to you," and
 Big Dog decided he'd had enough and let the little bastard have a piece of his mind.

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"The hegemonic pretensions of the Bush empire are placing at risk the very
  survival of the human species. We continue to warn you about this danger
  and we appeal to the people of the United States and the world to halt this threat."
   -- Hugo Chavez, getting it right once again  Link

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Subject: What you said

Bart, last issue you said:

> If Hillary flamed Bush's ass with harsh anti-war rhetoric, would that make them happy?
> Or would they ignore it and change the reason they hate her and continue on?

It's notable to me that you have to make this a hypothetical question, because she hasn't and she won't.

A seer of the future - a man who's willing to put his money where his waffle is?

So it doesn't deserve a hypothetical answer.

You lawyers can always find a way to avoid answering a simple question.
What's it like to be so insecure?

Instead, I'll pose a hypothetical question to you:
If John Kerry were twenty points ahead in the polls for 2008, would you be
defending him and pushing his election as hard as you are for Hillary?

No - see how easy that is?   ...ain't nothing to it, but you made a mistake.
I'm not "pushing" Hillary, she's merely the clear front-runner.

Okay, time's up, because the answer is very simple.  No, you would still be pushing for Hillary.
The fact is that Kerry has "flamed Bush's ass with harsh anti-war rhetoric," and each time you
have complained, "too little, too late."

I say that because it's true.
Kerry gave specific orders,"Do not attack Bush or his record during the convention."
When everyone was watching, Kerry demanded a surrender from his troops.
Did She give orders to hold fire?
No, and that's one hueueuege difference between them.

The fact is, I agree with you in regard to Kerry.
When will you agree with me in regard to Hillary?
  Jimmy the Bloviating Barister

Dude, I'll agree with you the second you get it right.

For the 15th time - She is a freshman senator on her first job.
Kerry's a former war hero who's been a leading Democrat for 90 years.

When She's no longer the New Kid on her first job, expect some fireworks.
We haven't seen this kind of excitement since 1996.

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Teresa in Nashville

'Tequila' man dies


Danny Flores, who played the saxophone and shouted "Tequila!" in the hit song has died at 77.

The man sometimes called the "godfather of Latin rock" was in a group with Dave Burgess.
One of the songs was based on a nameless riff Flores had written. He played the "dirty"
saxophone part and repeatedly growled the single-word lyric: "Tequila!"

In 1958, "Tequila" appeared as the B-side of a single, credited to the Champs. Flores used
the name Chuck Rio because he was under contract to a different record label.

"Tequila!" went to No. 1 on the Billboard chart and won a Grammy in 1959.
Flores continued to play it for the next 40 years.

"He never got tired of playing that song," said his wife, Sharee.

Here's one for you, Danny!

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2695....2702 American victims

Another SEVEN victims since last issue.

Make that another SEVENTY victims.

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

U2, Green Day Mini-concert
 Live from the Superdome tonight

Turn on ESPN before the football game

Paris Hilton, Crime fighter
 She busted a dude for a celebrity sex crime


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Video is of Two GIs?


The footage was believed to be of Pfc. Kristian Menchaca, 23, and Pfc. Thomas Tucker, 25,
who went missing after being attacked by insurgents on June 16 at a checkpoint south of Baghdad.
Their remains were found three days later, and the U.S. military said they had been mutilated.

The video showed masked men dragging the corpses, first by hand, then behind a truck,
beheading one of them and then setting them on fire. Below the graphic footage is a subtitle:
"The two soldiers belong to the same brigade of the soldier who raped our sister in Mahmoudiya."

If only George Bush was satisfied with the millions he was given.
But no, he's an oil man, and oil men want it all.


If Katherine Harris hadn't certified that crooked quick count in Florida,
2702 families would have their family members still with them.


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Bush Shields Dad on Chile Terrorism
 by Robert Parry

Chilean investigators say the Bush administration is undercutting their case against Augusto Pinochet 
for his alleged role in the terrorist assassination of a political rival on the streets of Washington three 
decades ago, a crime that then-CIA Director Poppy Bush appears to have tolerated and then helped cover-up.

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Trip Report - Party at the Palms
 September 16, 2006


This is the official story and I'm sticking with it.

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Hayden Panettiere on 'Heroes'
 Premiers tonight on NBC


I'm not sure who the prettiest girl on TV is,
but I think she loses her title tonight.

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