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Wednesday   Oct 11, 2006  Vol 1853 - Ax of Madness 

Quote of the Day

"Abortion is the foremost important 
  social issue on the Democrat agenda." 
     -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy 

 Forcing a woman to have her rapist's baby is 
 the foremost social issue on the Fascist's agenda.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Moon & the Bushes
Kolbe warned GOP 
Bush's N Korea Problem
Bush's Iraqi Paradise
Rummy is AQ Khan 
Media Whores 
Train Jumps Tracks 
Jordan & Foley 
Lindsay Lohan-Morton?





"Our troops will be removed from Iraq. They were removed after the first Gulf War. 
  Before that, they were removed from Grenada and from other countries throughout 
  the 20th century. Millions of American troops were removed from Europe after WWII.
  Why should there be the slightest doubt that they will be removed from Iraq?
     -- Thomas Sewell (R-Tom)  Link

Hey Tom, did we build 26 permanant military bases in Grenada?

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Moon, North Korea & the Bushes
  by Robert Parry  (Originally published on October 11, 2000)

Given the nuclear crisis involving North Korea, we are republishing, with minor revisions, this 2000 article 
about millions of dollars allegedly funneled from the Rev. Sun Myung Moon -  The Washington Times 
founder and a Bush family financial backer - to leaders of North Korea's communist dictatorship in the 1990s:

The Rev. Sun Myung Moon's business empire, which includes the right-wing Washington Times, paid millions 
of dollars to North Korea's communist leaders in the early 1990s when the hard-line government needed foreign 
currency to finance its weapons programs, according to U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency documents.

The payments included a $3 million "birthday present" to current communist leader Kim Jong Il and offshore 
payments amounting to "several tens of million dollars" to the previous communist dictator, Kim Il Sung.

Moon apparently was seeking a business foothold in North Korea, but the transactions also raised potential 
legal questions for Moon, who appears to have defied U.S. embargos on trade and financial relations with 
the Pyongyang government. Those legal questions were never pursued, however, apparently because of 
Moon's powerful political connections within the Republican power structure of Washington, including 
financial and political ties to the Bush family.  is the most important site on the internet

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"Cheney he called to complain that I was quoting him about Kissinger. 
  I had interviewed Cheney last year a couple of times at length, on-the-record interviews, 
  but he volunteered, he said, "Oh, by the way, Henry Kissinger comes in" and he, Cheney, 
  sits down with him once a month. And Cheney was upset I was quoting him. And I said, 
"Look, this on-the-record doesn't have anything to do with Ford, you volunteered that." 
  He then used a word which I can't repeat on the air and he hung up on me. 
   -- Woodward,   Link with Video

 That's our Dick.

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One Day in Bush's Iraqi Paradise

The brother of Iraq's VP was dragged from his home, Gonzalezed and killed.
     Iraq's VP's other brother and sister were Gonzalezed and killed.earlier this year.
     Why would any Iraqi want to allign themselves with America's Murder Monkey?

At least 400 Iraqi cops were poisoned. 
    More than 4,000 Iraqi cops have been murdered since Bush's bloody invasion.
    The insurgents are using the GOP trick of setting off a bomb that kills dozens,
    then when police and doctors arrive to help, the second bomb goes off.

Over 110 bodies were found strewn about Baghdad just yesterday.
     The bodies showed signs of Gonzales.

A car bomb (made from Bush-supplied C4 explosives) ripped thru a market
     in Baghdad, killing at least 10 and wounding 23.

Gunmen kidnapped 11 Iraqi cops in Sadr City. 
    Their bodies, showing signs of Gonzales, will be found tomorrow, strewn about the city.

 ...and Bush says we need to stay the course?

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"Congress already has appropriated $437 billion for war, not including $70 billion approved 
  by the Senate as part of next year's budget. That's half a trillion dollars -- about three-quarters 
  of it for Iraq, 20 percent for Afghanistan and 5 percent for increased security against terrorism 
  at other foreign bases."
   --  PittsburgH Post-Gazette Editorial   Link

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Kolbe warned GOP about Foley in 2001

Rep. Jim Kolbe said Tuesday he knew of e-mails that made a page "uncomfortable"
and passed them on to Foley's office and the House clerk.

Though the WaHoPot reported that Kolbe, R-Arizona, learned of the e-mails in 2000, 
Kolbe's spokeswoman, Korenna Cline, said it may have been later, perhaps 2001.
Kolbe was a member of the House Page Board when the e-mails were brought to his attention.

"Some time after leaving the page program, an individual I had appointed as a page contacted 
my office to say he had received e-mails from Rep. Foley that made him uncomfortable,"
Kolbe said in a written statement

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Subject: BCR 98

Bart, about that DC whorehouse bust...

How much you wanna bet they release the names of Democrat clients within the month?

And Show 98 was great.  
Loved the True Tales of the collections industry, and the beatdown of Sweaty!


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How Bush Created a Nuclear North Korea
 They try to blame Clinton but Bush is guilty

Blame Clinton?
Yeah right!

Clearly, the Bush Administration is, by far, the causal factor in Kim Jong Il's entry into Earth's 'Nukular' Club.
They can blame Clinton all they want. At least he did something about this rising calamity. In 1994, the Clinton
Administration reached an agreement with the DPRK that successfully froze North Korea's nuclear production
for the next eight years.

Bush, on the other hand has offered NOTHING except provocation and motivation for the DPRK to invest
in nuclear weapons. Although many factors led to this devastating milestone, the buck unambiguously stops
with the Bush administration.

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Subject: The Daily Brew on the GOP sex scandal


Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl. 
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

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How Bush let North Korea get nukes

After a few shrill diplomatic exchanges over the uranium, Pyongyang upped the ante. The North Koreans
expelled the international inspectors, broke the locks on the fuel rods, loaded them onto a truck, and drove
them to a nearby reprocessing facility, to be converted into bomb-grade plutonium. Bush stood by and did
nothing. Why did Bush - his foreign policy avowedly devoted to stopping "rogue regimes" from acquiring WMDs
- allow one of the world's most dangerous regimes to acquire the makings of the deadliest WMDs?

Too bad we can't get the Democrats to list the facts.
It would help them win next month - but they don't want to win.

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Bush's foreign policy for Iraq

Rummy Sold Nukes to N Korea
Thanks to

Colin Powell lauded what is known as the Agreed Framework that Clinton signed with North Korea. 
"Lots of nuclear weapons were not made because of the Agreed Framework and the work of Clinton 
and his team," Powell said. Now, conservatives are faulting Clinton for selling light water reactors to 
North Korea under the agreement, but in doing so, they overlook Donald Rumsfeld's role in the deal.

Rumsfeld was the only American to sit on the board of a company which six years ago sold two 
light water reactors to North Korea. The Guardian reported in May 2003:

Rumsfeld was a non-executive director of ABB, a European engineering giant based in Zurich, 
when it won a $200m contract to provide the design and key components for the reactors. 
The current defense secretary sat on the board from 1990 to 2001, earning $190,000 a year.

Too bad we can't get the Democrats to list the facts.
It would help them win next month - but they don't want to win.

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Subject: Stabenow

Yesterday, Janet said Democrats in Michigan should support Stabenow regardless of her vote for 
the torture bill are my sentiments exactly. I don't live in Michigan but believe Stabenow voted for 
the torture bill because it was guaranteed to pass even if she voted against it. She did what was 
politically necessary so her Republican opponent couldn't lie and say her vote against the torture bill
amounted to supporting the terrorists.  

Too many Democrats focus on one vote instead of looking at the bigger picture. 
I've written Her twice to complain about her blind support of Israel 
but I'd much rather have Her as President than any Republican.

 William U

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Train Jumps Tracks
   by Gene Lyons
Only weeks ago, GOP campaign officials were breathing smoke and fire. 
According to Rep. Tom Reynolds, R-N. Y., the chairman of the Republican Congressional Committee, 
hapless Democrats had no idea what they were up against. Relentlessly negative TV commercials funded 
by the party's $50 million war chest were about to bury Democratic candidates under an avalanche of 
charges dug up by so-called opposition research - unpaid student loans, late tax payments, embarrassing 
lawsuits, etc. "We haven't even begun to unload this freight train," Reynolds boasted to The New York Times. 
Asked why the party that currently controls the White House and both houses of Congress wasn't stressing
positive themes in its TV ads, he burst out laughing. "If they moved things to the extent that negative ads
move things," he said, "there would be more of them." A few days later, Reynolds himself got run over by 
an off-schedule freight train in the form of the nastiest Washington sex scandal in decades. It's doubtful 
he's laughing now. Reynolds, see, is the guy who says he and Boehner, warned Hastert last spring about 
Foley's "overly friendly" e-mails to 16-year old congressional pages.

The speaker (claims he) recalls no such meeting. 

      "What's wrong with sex with kids?"

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Subject: WTF?

Hey Bart, who are these Paris and Nicole creatures? 

They are rich kids with worldwide fame.

What have they EVER DONE?  
What do they STAND FOR?  
Are they SMART? 
Do they WORK?  

They have a TV show, but they don't need the salary it pays.
Paris was recently paid $400,000 to attend a party.

I work at a job that can KILL ME; nobody's taking pictures of me. 

How do you look in a bikini?

Who ARE these people? Is this country really that vapid, that stunted, 
that lame, that NOBODIES are front page news?


Jesus, God...they aren't even pretty. 
They've got the bodies of BOYS...scrawny boys. 

I think Nicole could use a pizza or two...

but I think Paris is attractive and she models clothes
better than any supermodel I've ever seen..


If I was the last man on Earth, and they were the last women on Earth,
the human race would be FINISHED.

*I* would step up and save the human race.

Why is anybody paying attention to these drainers-of-life?

They sell magazines, newspapers and TV commercials and they generate 
much-needed page views for tequila treehouses that are barely getting by.
About 6 months ago, if you searched for "Paris Hilton" on Google,  was the first thing you'd see.

The only thing that could make them worse would be 
if they were Linda Tripp and Katherine Harris.


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Jordan Edmund & Mark Foley

Jordan Edmund is 21 years old
Mark Foley is a scumbag! Mark Foley is a scumbag! Mark Foley is a scumbag!

Now that that is out of the way I will reveal how I (and a few others) discovered Jordan Edmund
was one of the former house pages that participated in sexually explicit instant messages with
Rep. Mark Foley. Also I will explain to you why I believe it necessary to reveal Edmund's identity.
You may not agree with my decision, but I hope to explain my reasoning by the end of this story.

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Subject: my new license plate

Bart, thought you might like this... it got past the censors at the Virginia DMV... 
I guess no one there speaks "Italian"!

Arlington, VA 


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Bush has murdered 655,000 Iraqis


More than 2,660 Iraqi civilians were killed in Baghdad in September, 
an increase of 400 over the month before, according to Bush's Iraqi Health Ministry.

The September numbers come as a new study says that 655,000 Iraqis have died 
in the three-year-old bloody invasion that has killed 2754 American soldiers.

When asked to comment, Bush dangled his preposition saying, 
"Killing people is the only job I've even been good at."

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The Stench of Hypocrisy


Newt Gingrich, the shameless hypocrite who left Congress under a cloud of ethical questions and 
publicly chastised Bill Clinton while nailing a staffer, is now claiming Democrats have bigger sex scandals 
than Republicans. 

"What we don't have to do is allow our friends on the left to lecture us on morality," Gingrich said 
at a party fundraiser in Greenville, SC, Wednesday. "There's a certain stench of hypocrisy."
Gingrich should know something about the stench of hypocrisy. He stinks to high heaven from it.

This hypocrite is the man who served his first wife with divorce papers while she lay in a hospital bed.
He divorced his second wife after his screwing of a House staffer became public while he was Speaker 
of the House and leading the GOP charge against Clinton.  This is the same Newt Gingrich who used 
to take campaign volunteers back to his car and so they could give him blow jobs.


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Subject: Why is the GOP running behind?

Some say it's because of the Foley scandal. 
Evangelicals took credit for electing Republicans they are now taking the blame.
Putting a gay predator in charge of the exploited children isn't what Evangelicals wanted.

However others think it's not just the Foley cover up that is sinking the GOP. 
Every day hundreds of new bodies are discovered in Iraq and more of our soldiers 
come home in a box from a war that has made America weaker and headed for defeat. 

Then there's the general population that are just tired of Bush's bad judgment. 
He ignored the warnings before 9-11. Then there was "Mission Accomplished" and "Bring 'em on!", 
Katrina and super-high gas prices.

So even though the Foley scandal is huge, it's just the latest scandal in a long record of failures. 
America is just tired of heading in the wrong direction.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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Anyone see Del Castillo last night?


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Subject: Let's impeach our way out of Iraq

Bush has so badly lied himself into a corner that he now needs the bipartisan Iraq Study Group, 
headed by James Baker to tell the American public that things are rapidly going south in Iraq. 

There's a real sense that the clock is ticking, that Bush is desperate for a change, but no one 
in the White House can bring themselves to say so with this election coming. But media reports 
of the situation on the ground in Iraq should tell the American people that Bush  is lying to them 
about the prospects for success there.  It is unclear whether even this commission is capable of 
telling the truth about Iraq. Bush clearly knows that he made a huge mistake by invading Iraq. 

He is looking for a graceful way to get out, but there is none.
Oh how he would love to cut and run.   
 RR, Roseville, MI

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Media Whores Gone Wild

The idiot cows who run the American whore media think the biggest story of the week,
bigger than the GOP sex crimes, bigger than North Korea exploding a nuke, is the story
that Barbara Streisand told some anti-free speech handjob to shut the fuck up in New York.

The whorish bastards are giggling as tho they caught Streisand raping a House page.

It's not news that these whoring clowns see some other network run a story so, 
like some wild animal, they're compelled to do whatever the other network did.

In this case, FOX News ran with the story first and whore CNN, so terribly afraid that 
some Fascist might say they're soft on Streisand, panics and gets their talking asses to 
discuss this all-important topic, I suppose, to keep our children safe.

I hate the whorish clowns that run our media.

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a barrel
makes $350,000,000 Bush will steal every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $350,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

2748....2754 American victims

We lost 6  since yesterday.

 "Bush's war costs $2 billion a week."
   -- so by all means, stay the course?

Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.

Subject: Why She will win

Hey Bart, great page. I've been reading for years,
Here is why Hillary is looking strong. 

Consider Gore and Kerry. Both are letting fly rumors about 2008 runs. 
Both were pasted bad last time out. Since then nothing of their conduct  conduct has changed.
They are sitting ducks once again. Waiting to get hit.

Hillary thru Bill has served notice. Not only can they be counted on to fight back, smart and hard,
they can play offense as well. The right will attack, but they have to be carefull.  As soon as the
right attack from their FOX Holes they are going to take hits. They are not used to that.

Americans are not used to Democrats that fight for keeps. The message that has been sent
is that it's going to be a fight. I think Americans will like the change and put her in office.


I think America is SO ready for change that She'll win easily.
When she becomes the candidate, Clinton 44 and Bill will be a double-barreled blast of fresh air.
The GOP will be as helpless as Bush 41 and Dole were when Clinton steamrolled them.

One thing?
Watch what you say, because some Democrats get angry as hell
if you mention that the Democratic front-runner has a chance to win.

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God, Strike This Moron Dumb
 Please God, before he speaks another word


It's not a new bitch I know.
But the man's been in power SIX YEARS!
Couldn't someone have given him some tutoring on getting ONE SYLLABLE right? 
Huh Mr Rove?

As a longtime student of humor I can confirm that NUKULER - since its first brilliant use 
in Doctor Strangelove back in 1964 - has been a certain sign to anyone with an iota of sense 
that its user is a pinheaded moron.

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TV Stuff

Jon Stewart on Dave.
Kimmel has Wanda Sykes, the funniest woman in the world.
Wanda's first HBO special is Saturday - look for that in BCR 99.

Tina Fey's 30 Rock premiers tonight.
NBC just loves that title, this isn't the first show to have it.

BTW, can you believe they fired Horatio Sanz from SNL?
Like Mike Malloy, they claimed it was for "budgetary" reasons, but, 
like Malloy, I thought Horatio was the best guy on the whole damn show. 

Who's going to sing that funny Christmas song this year?

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Subject: your logic is fucked

You see Bartcop, you don't UNDERSTAND ethics, morality or anything of importance. 

I understand that you are a monkey with a drinking problem.

By putting all the importance upon winning only, YOU HAVE BECOME Karl Rove.

Why, thank you.
The Democrats could use a Karl Rove.

When that dude said:

> I've had it with Stabenow and told her I'd never vote for her again.  

You said:

> Tony, I get that, but you're wrong.

> We either want to win or we don't. 
> We either want control or we don't.

> Voting against Stabenow is a vote for Bush. 

Yep, that's what I said.
Congrats on a successful copy and paste.
Not every monkey can do that.

Changing this country is more important than winning with people 
who approve of torture and endless war (Hillary).

Your gratuitous assertion that She approves of "torture and endless war" is not supported by the facts.
You have chosen to set yourself aflame over falsies.  That's what makes you a monkey.

But that is beyond your dumb ass Okie brain. 

Neil the Monkey

We either want to win or we don't. 
We either want control or we don't.

You're OK with "losing with dignity."
I'm damn tired of it.

PS. Did you know bananas help with stress?

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Lindsay Lohan dating Hard Rock owner



Lindsay Lohan is apparently telling friends that she and Hard Rock Hotel 
scion Harry Morton are talking about buying a house together,

Well, SMITF!  (Shoot me in the face!)
Harry's got the best tequila selection in Vegas and the best prices.

Note to Vegas Tequilafest '06 attendees:
Remember this bottle?

The Hard Rock, best prices in Vegas, charges $55 a shot.

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